Post characters who are homosexual but whom SJWs never mention.
I don't see why this guy and Yoshi aren't mentioned more often. Yoshi obviously loves Birdo regardless of gender. We can all learn from this
>SJWs getting all asshurt at Nintendo for supporting Bayonetta 2
>meanwhile
Fucking ignorant retards.
>>268559962
Since when was Funky Kong gay?
>>268560668
I always rep this bitch. Even when Nintendo makes her the last fucking unlock(Fuck you Mario Golf 3ds).
>>268561016
>her
>>268560668
Oh god I would lickhisass
Funky is Diddy's dad
>>268561116
That's the proper way to address a trans female.
>>268561016
Me too man. I was over at a friend's house playing Mario Party and I forced him to unlock Birdo.
>"Hey you don't have Birdo, unlock Birdo."
>"What why? That costs like all my cruise points."
>"Fucking unlock Birdo."
We should contact Nintendo and tell them that in order to better represent trans in video games, they should make 2015 the year of Birdo
>>268561273
>You will never lick birdo's ring until she cums hands free
>>268561464
Hey, Mann! Neu hier? Dich hab' ich hier noch nie gesehen. Wenn du nichts dagegen hast, komme ich ein Stück mit. Du kannst sicher einen Freund brauchen.
>>268560915
>head bandana
>shredded jorts
>those fucking glasses
my guess
>>268560817
>Fucking ignorant retards.
You mean like how Nintendo changed Vivian's character description to just female in the NA release? How progressive!
>>268562313
While they looked like men dressed in women's clothing, they are actually genderless and represented both masculinity and feminity.
I wished Mother 3 had Magicant too, specially with the magypsies having those pink shell houses and would explain why a place created in the mind of a person would create objects or raise your strength
>>268561574
Everyone was gay in that game. The anime was even more homo.
>>268562313
They aren't homosexuals.
They're literally both genders.
>>268562585
>>268562595
Shipping does not count unless they somehow made some prequel where him and Ganon were best friends and Ganon taught Link everything he knew until Link saw Ganon one night with just a towel eying his muscular body and then it all goes from there. You could say they were completely linked.
>>268562531
Because they were terrified of soccer mom's finding out at the time.
>>268562637
Ah. I always just thought they were supposed to be stereotypical village-people gay men. I can see why big N didn't put Mother 3 out of Japan, of lot of it doesn't translate well to or make much sense in other cultures.
>>268562998
My post is only OoT Ganondorf, just look at that fucking attire.
>>268563035
Magypsies are literary fairies
>>268563140
I don't understand the problem witht that attire
>>268563140
thats just leather armor, dude
>>268562313
Missing Locria
>>268562286
That ain't gay, that's style motherfucker.
![char_51649[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6iKcF1P.jpg "char_51649[1].jpg")
>>268560668
i think she's generally considered transthe reason you don't understand there's a difference is why the sjw's are mad at you btw
>>268563301
yeah but it's a spoiler
>>268562118
Verpiss dich!
>>268562705
Let's be real though
They look like cross dressing men
>>268559962
If Funky is so gay why he doesn't have a boyfriend, he's after all the funkiest kong
>>268563381
There IS no fucking difference, you twat.
Funkys not gay op hes just a really chill bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>268563574
He's a slut whose not ready to settle.
>>268562531
That was just NOA that did that because of "think of the children!" mindset. In japan, her description clearly states she is a biological male who chooses to be identified as female.
>>268562038
>2014
>people still keep referring Ostro as Birdo
>>268562382
>>268559962
Funky isn't gay
>>268560668
Birdo is just a girl. It was Catherine who looks like Birdo who is a by who thinks he's a girl and that was only part of Mario's dream.
>>268560817
Vivian is a girl at least in the North American version. Who cares about what she was in the Japanese version if you even think she wasn't getting made fun of by being called a boy.
>>268564143
>who cares what the devs actually wanted her to be originally
You're a fucking retard.
>>268563548
>crossdressing immediately means you're gay
>>268563507
Bist heute nicht so gut drauf, was? Ich glaub', ich komm' mal besser mit ...
>>268564417
Don't go there nigger.
Don't fucking go there.
>>268563692
>enter thread
>ctrl-f venom
>no results
>about to comment on it
>see this
You're doing god's work
When are we going to admit that Funky Kong is just Donkey Kong's alter ego
>>268564536
>>268564512
I go thereevery single day
>>268563381
Good, let those children be mad.
>>268564306
Yeah, Nintendo developed the game and made the supposed changes. They wanted it.
>>268564417
Wanting to be a female sucking dick all day means you're gay
>>268564835
The translators for the NA version did yes. Not the original devs.
>>268565049
>crossdressing means you want to be female and you want to suck dick
Do accidental homosexuals count?
>>268564143
Catherine is Birdo's Jap name you thick fuck
>>268559962
Diddy is his son, he's bi at the worst. Yoshi and Birdo are both gay.
>>268566047
>Diddy is his son
What? Diddy is a Chimpanzee, Donkey and Funky are Gorillas.
>>268563692
Is he a Shiekah?
>Wolf will never notice Leon
>>268566436
It's not supposed to make sense, but Funky is Diddy's father.
>>268562286
>those glasses
>gay
fag.
>>268566436
Diddy is not a chimp, dude. He has a tail.
>>268564143
Excuse me, in the spanish version, Vivian was a boy too.
>>268566439
He's an assassin. It looks like a mask, but it's actually his hair.
>>268566523
>Falco will never come out of the closet
don't have a pic of him butbowser
>Doesn't tap that nintendo-exclusive Khameleon ass
>prefers to follow around his master Shao Kahn
Old-canon Reptile was gay.
>>268567696
Seriously? You don't have a single pic?
>>>/furry/
Your welcome.
>>268567696
Don't be a moron.
>>268564071
Is she an Ostro or a Birdo
Nobody knows
She eats orbs for breakfast
No milk mo-fo
>>268563016
>>268564060
the "think of the children" mindset is part of the problem
>>268563692
I might be wrong but I think it was hinted that he wasn't full homo.
Is this an obscure husbando thread now?
>>268567761in armaggeddon his ending includes finding a reptile chick and making babbys
He did have a huge ass
>>268565049
Have you ever watched the Drew Carey show?
>>268562038
I'd tongue her fat prostate until she sings
its probably worth noting Birdo is a name of a character and also the species, similar to Yoshi. Birdo herself is the trans character but if nintendo dosen't feel like bothering they just go "this birdo is a girl birdo"
>>268562585
I legitimately think that people can put whatever sexuality they want on Link.
I mean he's a self insert anyway but even so he's never really shown interest to any girl that's been into him.
Skyward sword's obviously been the closest but you could shrug that off as them being friends.
>>268568151
>Thread about saying characters are gay based off nothing but head canon
This is now tumblr, congrats.
>>268563891
That fucking videoif he wasn't chewing I'd actually find this pretty relaxing
These two faggots
>>268568421
That is one of the few endings where he gets a female. Other ones he just tries to get a sorcerer or god to restore his race.
Too busy learning Crab-style I guess.
>>268569203
yea he gay
>>268563891
>So I'm glad that you could get out and take a sweet vaykay
holy shit
>yfw she completely wrecks the entire sjw rhetoric
>>268567910
The inside of her glows
You suck and she blows
Don't throw those back
She'll shoot fire up your nose
>>268566523
Wolf wants to fuck Fox.
>>268562637
>>268562705
shit my bad
>>268562595
>that zettai ryouiki
Holy shit how did I just notice it
>>268570181
How the fuck you gonna try and burn my stache, paisano?
You're trying to make me look like John Leguizano?
Have some unfertilized dinosaur, Ho!
Take that shit hemaphrosaurus rex!
>>268559962
>Funky Kong
>gay
u wot? this nigga probably fucked this shit out of candy every day.
>>268559962
Came here expecting some quality HE, ended up very disappointed. The fuck, /v/?
>>268571527
Shredded jean shorts and that headband say otherwise
>Implying he isn't thirsty for captain Charlie's fat, meaty Koppaite cock
>>268559962
Kill every single queer on the face of the Earth.
Chris Redfield
-Has the body of a gay pornstar
-Never makes any advances on Jill or any other female character
-Was "close" with Piers
-Did i mention he he looks like a gay stripper.
>>268564512buy them all
>le seemingly subtle epic gayposter thread
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
Arcade
I'm surprised nobody's posted Ike, it's almost like nobody really buys into the "he travels with a male friend so he must be gay" line despite how there were planned endings with females too
>>268568296
> mfw the unedited version of this
>>268568808
>I mean he's a self insert anyway but even so he's never really shown interest to any girl that's been into him.
Pretty strong evidence for Link and Midna.
>Skyward sword's obviously been the closest but you could shrug that off as them being friends.
You don't abandon everything else in life and start fresh hundreds of miles away from home to be with a woman you're "Just friends" with, especially when you have a choice in the matter.
You'd have to be pretty retarded not to pick up the 101 romantic vibes Link and Zelda gave off that entire game.
>>268568296
>Bowser
>Chest hair
>No spikes on collar
>No spiked arm bands in general
>Retarded face
>Those eyes
Who the fuck drew this? Because they need to fucking kill themselves.
>>268569723
ah ye the single character that destorys a lack of representation and over objectification
the one singular character
the single onedont be fucking retarded man
>>268573531
Thewielder, before he committed seppuku.
>>268573853
>before he committed seppuku
I hope this is true because he's fucking awful.
>>268565656
Yasu was male?
>>268561613
Did you have sex afterwards?
Is Voldo gay?
>>268565164
>>268564835
>>268564306
Was the original game also a 'dream'?
>>268574106
It's just his clothes. That nigga can't see anyway. He doesn't know what he's wearing.
>>268566867
based sandniggers
>>268561574
>>268562658
Shame they cut out the gay romance options, I know for a fact the next game will have them, and it's not for the oh so progressive reasoning.
>>268563692
but Venom is a Bi
>>268569206
Can you jam it into Torahiko yet?
>>268574282
The way he moves is also pretty damn gay.
this guy from Phantasmagoria 2
>>268562585
I want to cum all over Link's face
I dont know what it is about Link but holy shit
>>268574771
Curtis is Bi though.
They have to be.
>>268575060
Shut up. He's sexier when he's straight and hates you.
>>268575060
>liking fat guys
>being a kemohomo-loser
get bullied, nerd
>>268575035
fuck, forgot to write that. They still didn't make a big deal out of it. Also, there was Trevor as well
>>268574403
> Cut out the gay romance options
Making stuff up is not cool anon.
>>268573578
>implying that you can't objectify objects
>implying that gendered stereotypes in bad writing are somehow worse than regular bad writing
>implying representation matters to anyone but children
>implying the problem isn't that most video games aren't well written
top tumblr
>>268574931
He'd get pretty mad.
>>268575234
Well, he turns gay like it or not.
I'm assuming he does anyway. I very highly doubt you blackmail him again in 2 and 3.
>>268574931
Lewd
>>268575060
>hide
That's the option for me.
>>268562286
He's a fucking 90s surfer dude stereotype
>>268575585
>Hiding from a qt cat
Your loss.
>>268575170
Max doesn't understand sexuality. Sam could very well be gay, but not for him. It'd be like falling for your retarded pet.
>>268575489
>turn gay
Just like in the bible.
>>268575489
>no more blackmail sex
Notevengonnapirate/10
Please do not bully the Birdo.
Kuja. playing ff9 as a kid i couldve sworn he was a girl
>>268575747
>Not wanting to convert a man after forced sex
>>268562595
I wish they'd revisit this design. And this time make his skull shape a little less fucked up.
>>268564143
Japanese version
>Some characters taunt Vivian by calling her a boy, goombella at first refers to her as really a boy, but decides to stop misgendering her by the end of the game
English version
>Always referred to as a girl so ~who knows~
>>268562585
>Link not being just flamboyantly gay
>Limp wrists, effeminate lisp and all
>Saving the princess but dreaming of a nice bara dude to woo
>>268575872
Damn, Ganon has a really cute tomboy girlfriend.
>>268563381
it is a fucking egg spitting dinosaur, generally considered trans doesn't mean shit for a male character who wears a bow because birdo, like yoshi, is a fucking it.
and what "triggered" you so that you deemed it necessary to make this comment anyway?
is it because the guy said guy?
are you one of the sjw who get angry at people for using common, inoffensive words because they remind you that you fucked up and you will never be whole again?
>>268576028
Thanks for reminding me of that damn rule 63 Ganon + Link doujin.
Lost opportunity.
Haha, I remember when I thought I was queer and projected my sexual confusion onto male characters in videogames.
>>268575872
Holy shit is she cute. What game is she in?
>>268562998
hes some kind of elf, elves are all fags
>>268576239
Skyrim Zelda.
I'm pretty sure he's the first 100% canon gay character in vidya and he's never mentioned anywhere.
I'd even bet on him being canon gay on RE7 for that SJW pandering.
>>268575450
>>268575540
>You will never meet 3dpd who is hot as Link
life is suffering, the one non-trap male I'd go completely gay for
>>268576410
go back to starmen.net
>>268562531
What, you mean that single passing insult towards Vivian calling her a man? I suppose Guybrush is canonically a dairy farmer then.
Everyone in this pic is at least bi
It was even more obvious in BW2 when they brought back the character.
>>268575872
Zelda U Link gives me Saki Amamiya vibes.
>>268559962
Good you guys are obsessed with do sjws, it's getting obscene
>>268576573
even the ravens?
No one has said Zangief?
He doesn't like girls.
>>268576593
a character in X and Y even mentions him finding true love or something like that.
>>268576482
I haven't gone on starmen.net in years, I only ever used it for the guides and to download music and I certainly never posted on their god-awful forums. I don't see what posting Tony has to do with starmen.net.
> Sssssshhhhhhhhh
ess-jay-blubbleryous hate decisive evidence that proves them wrong.
>>268575060
why isn't there more of this bar the fur
>>268571042
I cant stop laughing at this
>>268576706
ESPECIALLY the ravens.
>>268576740
Doesn't say what gender though.
It didn't in BW2 either, which just made it more obvious.
>>268576714
He attracted to Mother Russia that's why.
>>268575361
object are already objectified cause their objects that its sort of the base state for them objectification of people because it turns a character into little more than a prop
bad writing is bad writing, bad writing with gendered stereotypes is bad writing is that supports poor stereotypes about men and women
thats an easy assessment to when your not part of the marginalized group and furthermore representation shouldn't be that hard in the first place.
bad writing can still be representative
>>268576757
Because only starmen.net-fags would remember Tony, or know that he's supposed to be gay.Their irc was okay.
>>268576176
>63 Ganon + Link doujin.
you gonna share
>>268576556
I'd hronk her.
>>268561453
Abomination, freak or lie also works.
>>268577082
I remember Tony and know that he's gay because I fucking played Earthbound and don't have either Alzheimer nor autism so I can catch a hint.
>>268577173
No I am not going to share something that crushes my hopes. Obviously I dont have it saved.
>>268576635
You wanna try that again?
>>268561273
>>268562534I would too.
>>268577082
i kinda stopped going when homestuck crossover art started being featured peices
>>268577308
You certainly don't sound like it, with that level of butt frustration.
>>268577261
You'd hronk her?
>>268577491
Why would anyone pick her over Yoshi?
I mean, she's a girl.
>This whole thread
You guys are just as pathetic as those groups that go "Uhhh UHHH George Washington was BLACK!!! Mozart was black!!!! Tesla was black!!!!"
I genuinely feel bad for you guys sometimes, there are barely any gay/trans characters in vidya so you have to project it onto characters who aren't.
This whole board is basically Tumblr now.
>>268577634
bowser is better than yoshi
>>268578039
wow suddenly I'm mad horny
you want some fun, hot stuff? ;)
>>268578039
>Implying we're not just having fun
Moron.
Either way it's not any less pathetic than the "I'm going to marry Marisa!" or "I want Isabelle to fart in my face!" type crap on your side.
>>268574403
I heard from someone that Kanji was full gay in the original version instead of denying it, is it true?
>>268578179
Nobody said anything about bowser you stupid baracunt
>>268562534
That's a girl you faggot
>>268578039
>You guys are just as pathetic as those groups that go "Uhhh UHHH George Washington was BLACK!!! Mozart was black!!!! Tesla was black!!!!"
what
like i doubt those people make a significant portion of anything, and even if they do no oe takes them that seriously
also people here are talking about fiction characters, no ones that delusional for wanting to see Ganon suck a dick
Cho aniki man
>>268578251
No, his entire progression is about being naoto sexual. He just likes feminine dick. His character is just being scared to admit he has a soft side.
Yosuke is not homophobic, he's just scared of Kanji.
>>268575332
They did anon, look up some of the unused voiceclips that are still left within the game.
Teddie was pretty much bi to begin with. Golden even further proved that.
>>268574403
>I know for a fact the next game will have them, and it's not for the oh so progressive reasoning.
I'd like to see your evidence.
>>268575243
Confirmed forshittaste.
>>268578324I am, more please>>268578309
Shhhhhhhh, we're busy over here.
>>268578309
he's right though
bowser > yoshi
>>268578625
they already planned to do so in p4, and girls prefer to play a male MC.
It will be optional though, just like the ability to friendzone girls, youcan friendzone guys.however it won't get you the true ending
>>268578639
Sure, but he isn't gay.
>>268578639
I wouldn't mind Bowser'stonguein mybutt.
>>268578907
>posting a straight pic as 'evidence'
You can't ruse me.
>>268578965
>Doesn't watch straight porn for the hot dudes.
>>268578780
>>268578907
>>268578952
Take it to the bowser thread fags
>>268577491
Until she hronked with joy
>>268578965Sadly, that gif isn't even lewd uncropped
>>268578952I'd totally tongue his butt while he tries to tell me that he doesn't like it.
>>268579098
I used to like 14 years ago but that's only because I didn't have a firm grasp of sexuality at the time. I can't anymore.
>>268571285
>Playing NSMB for wii with girlfriend at the time
>Suddenly Elton John
SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY
>>268579202
>>268578952
>>268579202
>Sadly, that gif isn't even lewd uncropped
:^)
>>268571285
>dem sunglasses
>dat pink
>dose armbands
>dat closeted anger
>>268578241
>Either way it's not any less pathetic than the "I'm going to marry Marisa!" or "I want Isabelle to fart in my face!" type crap on your side
>On your side
There isn't a reply I can write that will properly convey how hard you are projecting right now.
I mean
Just
>
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>>268578391
>Like I doubt those people make a significant portion of anything.
Neither do the LGBT cunts in this thread claiming that "X video game character is gay!! Y video game character is TRANS!!!!!"
This is a fucking Kotaku article guys. You're writing a fucking Patricia Hernandez article in thread form right now.
>>268576410
Birdo in Super Mario Brothers 2 was first.
>>268579384
> still implying bowser isn't gay
>>268579451
I thought Birdo was more of a transgender/crossdresser than outright homosexual? Does it ever mention if he prefers men or women as sexual partners? I think the manual just said that he's a man but loves cute shit like ribbons.
>>268559962
>>268570553
>>268567696
>>268571285
>>268575170
>>268576714
these guys know what's uppic is def bi
>>268579679
In super mario 64, Mario even says "So long, gay Bowser!" The evidence keeps piling up.
>>268579975
He says "so long-a bowser".
>>268580157
ITT: gays confuse 'characters who are homosexual' with 'characters that homsexuals like'
>>268575060
God I hate furries.
if Bowser isn't gay explain why there is so many pictures of him sucking dicks?
checkmat atheists
>>268580493
Here's your reply.
>>268579918
He only has a hardon for Panda though..
Unless you mean his tag2 ending?
>>268580089
What a hate filled and despicable human being you are. Let people have fun in this thread and let people love which gender they want in general. Doesn't concern you the slightest.
>>268580494
Twice as many results for "bowser gay" than "bowser straight" on e621.
God I had too much internet after this thread. Some of you are fucking sick,
>>268580584
do you know what bi is
>>268580667
Did a mere correction hurt your feelings that much?
Get yourself checked immediately.
>>268580675
>bowser
>straight
there is no such a thing
>>268580675
who the fuck looks up porn with the word straight in it's title?pick one
![big-bosses-mgs-revolver-ocelot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IZ40Kp1.jpg "big-bosses-mgs-revolver-ocelot[1].jpg")
Is ocelot gay?
He does/says some questionable stuff and never does anything that downright confirms he's straight.
He's never checking out women or doing anything hetero lewd. The most he's done was touch up EVA but even then he was strictly business.
>>268580997
its a tag system buddy
>>268581025
He literally kisses Snake if you fail a QTE at the end of MGS4.
i cant wait for shadman to draw bowser again
>>268581336
Please no. His anuses are so prolapsed.
>>268581336
I can. His art is trash.
>>268581183
Yeah but that could be arguably not gay, just a bit weird
>>268574403
stop bullshitting, the concept book doesn't mention anything of gayness, besides naoto being a dude
>>268562038
youre a bad man anon
>>268562038
He's got a ring?
Since when?
>>268581336
>you will never fuck slutty bowser and put him in his place
>>268581867
cut voicelines still left in the game suggest otherwise.
Sorry anon. I don't expect Persona 5 to be good after what they did with P4 Golden and the Anime though.
>>268580769
I just dont see what makes him bi.
>>268582010
They redesigned her to have a big diamond one, anon, don'tcha know?
>>268582220
Burden of proof indicates you supply a link to a youtube video or something containing these voicelines. Else you're just that kid.
>>268565049
most cross dressers are gay, but a lot of them are straight and just want to dress like women.
What I'm concerned about is the alarming number of men who fap to traps on the internet and still claim to be straight
