Will you buy a Wii U now
>>267799323
>>267799323
not ever
>>267799323
Bayonetta looks cringeworthy, think i'll pass. I have bought a wiiU in preperation for smash though.
>>267799402
>those ground textures
eww
>>267799402
holy shit!! my dick!!
>>267799402
>datclipping
>>267799323
>PC grabs Grand Theft Auto
>Wii U grabs Bayonetta
Look at that massive butthurt.
>Gamestop has only ever given a perfect 10 to 8 games
>Edge has only given 10s to around 17 games (one of them being the first game)
>Bayonetta 2 is considered to be one of the best games of all time
>SFW getting blown the fuck out
Based fucking Platinum
>>267799323
Already bought one m8
>>267799461
Bayonetta is cringeworthy, but it has great combat.
>>267799407
but bayonetta's ass
I already own one.
The problem is I don't have a job or enough money to buy this game
Which sucks
Sold mine, actually.
I can just fap to Bayonetta 2 costumes on youtube. I am more of a Ninja Gaiden Black and DMC4 guy.
>>267799461
Smash is on 3DS you big dummy!
>>267799662
Poorfags...will they ever learn?
>>267799402
> crown clips through the gorund
> next angle her head isnt as close to the ground as it was previously
>>267799814
>wii u
>next gen
>>267799323
Looking for one cheap, beat the gaming and then selling the console, not other reason for own one
>>267799484
Yeah outside of the character and enemy models the game looks like complete shit
>>267799739
Hilarious.
>>267799743
Nope I guess I won't
>>267799323
it has worse graphics than ps3
I can't. My mom won't let me buy this game without her permission. It doesn't even look that great compared to Mario or Kirby.
>>267799914
But seriously what does Wii U offer other than HD
>>267799402
>Crown clips with ground
>Hand clips with skirt
>Ear piercing clips with head
STOP IT
>>267799323
lel no so hard cringeworthy and not even looking good at all not even 0% how sad and truly not good
>buying console for one game
Why?
>>267799876
oops i meant 5th gen
>>267799407
Why the fuck not? It's the least expensive of all the next gen systems and has the best games so far of all 3.
No interested in the wii u unless I get a SMTxFE release date.
>>267799984
lol
I already have a wii u, no i wont buy Bayoshit
>>267799323
JOKES ON YOU I OWN ONE SINCE CHRISTMAS
>>267800050
stop saying next gen when we are 2 years into the gen
>>267800060
It's over friend. It's dead. It's time to move on.
>>267799975
Better online, probably adventure mode, and event matches, local co-op that doesn't lag when you have more than 2 players, possibly 8 player co-op if the leaks are true, better stages.
>>267799323
that's a big ass...
>>267799718
>I am more of a Ninja Gaiden Black and DMC4 guy
and you don't play Bayonetta because?
>>267799975
different stages is all I can think of, but I prefer playing on a tv rather than a handheld.
No. Having your house full of game boxes is unattractive and childish. One console per generation tops for me, and while I haven't decided on one yet it will certainly need more than one (1) game.
>>267800278
Not really.
>>267799323
Why do nintendrones act as a free shill force
> pls buy wii u
> pls
fuck off. Nobody wants your kiddie machine.
>>267800203
Fine, nigga, "Current Gen" but my points still stands.
Yes, but I don't want Bayoneta 2.
>>267800278
who's the grill?
I don't recognize her from GoT
>>267800020
because XBOX WON
>liking disgusting alien proportions
ayyyyyyyyyyy
>>267799402
this did indeed give me a boner. Guess I'll be buying a Wii U now.
>>267799571
>>267799571
Oh, when TLoU gets 10/10, it's all paid reviews this, and reviews don't matter that. But when Bayo 2 does it, suddenly everyone's okay with review scores!!?? Fuck you people.
>>267799323
I will buy a used one, I am not getting a new one by all means, Wii U isn't even worth $150.
>>267800362
trying to hard
>>267800491
>trying to reason with nintenyearolds
>>267800362
>kiddie machine.
>ZombiU
>Bayonetta 1 & 2
>Fatal Frame
>>267800491
That's because TLOU is a bad game and bayonetta is a good game.
>>267800362
>Why do nintendrones act as a free shill force
Because they look at all the other shill threads on /v/ and feel left out.
>>267799571
>Safe for Work getting blown the fuck out
u wot?
>>267800491
>/v/ is a hivemind
Sorry we don't cross over with sonyniggers
>>267799571
OK, when TLOU got 10/10 from Gamestop and Edge it was paid reviews but when Bayonetta 2 does it then it is relevant?I am not saying that TLOU or Bayo 2 are good or not
>>267799323
>buying a Wii U just for one game
Nah.
>>267799323
Can it be hacked yet?
>>267800491
because nintendobabies are too busy drooling over her.
>>267800772
this is one of the many games
>>267799323
hahahahaha noooo fucking way, the wii-u is a giant piece of shit, nentendo should just stick to handhelds
>>267800491
>!!??
>>267800772
>>buying a Wii U just for one game
Nigga Platinum's gonna stick around, watch Bayo 3 get released on WiiU as well.
>>267800417
her name is Arya Stark, just with a different hairstyle that doesn't show her gigantic forehead
>>267800272
>Better online
>Thinking Sakurai will show some effort for online
I love smash and Nintendo as much as you mate but don't delude yourself into this. You will be dissapointed.
>>267800739
Sonyponies need their own containment board already
Once it goes down in price and comes with a decent bundle.
Have one.
And Bayonetta is kinda ugly.
>>267800272
>local co-op that doesn't lag when you have more than 2 players
the 3DS lags? what a piece of shit
>>267800924
The underaged in this post is sickening
>>267799323
>tfw owned a Wii U for 11 months in anticipation for this game
>>267801198
When you have 4 players it lags sometimes apparently 2 or 3 works perfectly almost all the time, that's the problem with wireless connections, they're unreliable.
>>267800753
I don't remember people saying it is paid reviewers. Reviewers are usually called retarded, giving a movie like GAME with and avarage gameplay, a perfect score only because of its story.
>>267800627
>You
>Playing Fatal Frame on Wii U
>Ever
>>267799323
>>267799402
>have not played the first game
Don't really give a fuck. maybe if its bundled in the future with the new Zelda game.
>p-pls you guize. Buy the wii u! L-look at Blundernetta's ass and t-tits! Pls.
Not only will I not buy a wii u, I'll make sure none of my friends or family get one. I'll make sure to convince my siblings not to get one for my nieces and nephews this Christmas.
Deal with it.
>>267799571
yes, if you play this at work you can expect to be blown the fuck out
>all these people complaining about muh graphix
neo-/v/ is so... underage. I bet none of you ever played Mother3
>>267801558
the first game comes with it
>>267801562
I'm sure some that gets this ass pained, this easily has tons of friends.
>>267800491
>!!??
>>>/Neoga/v/
>>267801562
>I'll make sure none of my friends or family get one. I'll make sure to convince my siblings not to get one for my nieces and nephews this Christmas.
>>267800972
It fucking bombed. Nintendo won't be funding another sequel.
no
i want fatal frame 5
this thread needs more webms and pictures of Bayo's ass.
>>267801825
It's not even out in EU or US yet faggot
>>267801696
That is fine, but still is not getting me to buy a console. Hype buy tactics are for monkies, and children. Not to mention all the clips have retarded cosplay inspired costumes.
>>267801818
>It's good, but im offended
That's anoter reason to buy it!
>>267801952
you dont have to wear the costumes, what a weird point to bring up
>shitty, sexist fanservice game that won't sell more than 10,000 copies
>worth buying a shittendo pii puu for
HAHA DIAPER BABBIES SO FUNNY
>region locked
>Your country's biggest gaming website only game it a 3/5 because they don't understand the difference between sexy and sexism
>>267801082
Sonygger you stupid nigger.
>>267799571
I really dont know what to think about the review scores.
When I finished W101 I was adamant this would be game of the gen.
Could Bayo 2 actually be even better?
>>267801941
>implying it will sell more overseas
>>267802249
>impying it won't
the first one did
>>267802067
Not at all, not when it is all that is being pasted. Nice try ;)
>>267802401
wat
>>267802208
no
just easier for reviewers to comprehend
>>267801860
yeah well too bad you're never gonna get it
>>267802514
thats a relief
I mean Bayo 2 will be great, no doubt
but I cannot imagine P* just making 2 titles of that quality one after another
>>267799323
>LOOK WE HAVE ATTRACTIVE FEMALES, WILL YOU BUY OUR DYING HANDHELD NOW?!?!?!
Why aren't all Nintendolts banned already?
>>267802208
>Could Bayo 2 actually be even better?
probably
>>267802835
>wii u
>handheld
>>267802937
>replying to autistic people
I have no desire to play devil may hack n slash now with girl character.
>>267799323
No, because I'm not a fucking retard who would buy a system for a single fanservice game, you fucking shill.
>>267799402
>These graphics
Next gen, ladies and gentleman.
>implying I'm not buying a Wii U for smash
>>267803324
but that game is on 3DS
>obvious marketing thread
>still up for some "mysterious" reason
Gee I wonder why
>>267803369
I'm waiting for the next one. Got a MK8 bundle with two extra Pro controllers for the same price as the bundle.
>>267803478
It's okay when Nintendo does it.
>Nintendo's core games never go down in price
I wanted to load up on Wii games and everything was still $30-50. Seems high for some games that are 5+ years old.
>>267799402
>That Luigi doll
DEEPEST
LORE
>>267799323
Nope
>>267803198
Ikr? wiiu's for manchildren! we want adult games, with wrinkles and bags under the eyes!
fuck gameplay! I want a cinematic experience!!
>>267803614
bayonetta 2 by itself is $50
>>267799323
hell no
Have you thanked our god yet, /v/?
>>267803478
retard
>>267799402
Woah nelly, just LOOK at datground texture
>>267804203
I refuse to believe a working, taxed adult uses that many emoticons
>>267804489
he is japanese
>>267804203
I thought Kamiya had nothing to do with Bayonetta 2.
>>267799402
Puffy vulva
>>267802135
sexy IS sexism, you Ms. Soggy Ness
>>267804585
He oversaw most of it
>all the mad anus anguished teenagers in this thread
Still salty about the move? Don't worry. I'm sure if you ask Nintendo really nicely you can get it on the Playstation 5, providing Sony is still alive by then
>>267804785
The Sony may die but the Playstation brand sure as hell won't.
>>267804785
Why is the Wii U full of spiderwebs?
Fix that you faggot
>>267802514
>>267802757
My niggas.
Never expected Bayo 2 to top TW101, these reviews are just a little icing on the cake.
>>267804585
He is producer and bayo is his brainchild anyway, everyone talks to him on twitter about anything platinum related
>>267804750
he wants people to give the praises he is getting in twitter to the people that actually worked in the game, like https://twitter.com/PG_y_hashimoto
>>267799323
>Frrrrrrrprprprppprppppfffffftttttttt
>>267804203
>Those 10's
I knew this game was being shilled on /v/, but it's even payed for it's scores too. But, hey, as long as it's Nintendo, it doesn't matter, right guys?
>>267804998
Fuck off fart fags
>>267804982
But he did work on the game
>>267801562
I've seen some guys here on /v/ admit to shitpost Wii U threads when they fucking own one themselves. Don't take these posts seriously please.
Is that specular shading? With normal mapping? That definitely isn't a wiiu game.
>>267805021
How long are you going to keep samefagging in this thread, autist
Bayonetta deserves its scores because it's a video game and not a movie like TLOU
>>267805091
ok, let me rephrase, people that were more involved, like the director
>>267804785
>providing Sony is still alive by then
>implying sony is a gaming only company
>>267805091
He wrote the scenario and supervised production, but he would've probably been far more involved in W101 and Scalebound's respective productions.
>>267805021
Oh fuck off. Anything that is even talked about anymore is shilling to you cunts. The fact is, they don't need to here anymore, they have a legion of redditfags here who'll do it free bickering over irrelevant crap like sales and charts.
>>267805031
>frrrrrrrrrrrrrt
>>267805253
>implying they aren't hemorrhaging money everywhere
>>267799323
Is that texture on her ass supposed to look like sheer stockings? Because it just looks like her butt is made out of cloth-textured plastic..
>>267805354
it is supposed to be clear fabric between the holes of the leather
>>267803478
>>obvious marketing thread
More like obvious shitposting thread.
>>267804489
2cool4chan
>>267799323
Is it still region locked?
>>267804273
How's tasty are those hotpockets?
>>267805305
>blaming it on leddit
Nope, just /v/'s autism this time
>>267804489
I refuse to believe that grown men aren't arguing over toys on an anonymous imageboard
>mature combat
check
>ass
check
now they just need good hardware and controllers that aren't nintenyearold special snowflake bullshit
>>267799402
damn that's hot
>supposed males actually complaining about this
>>267806089
better than your mom's pussy
>>267806324
But of course, after allyou did it for free
>>267799323
Probably around December, yeah
>>267799323
Nope needs more and better games. Lets face it after holidays it's back to having no games for 9 months.
>>267806291
>now they just need good hardware
oh no, now the game is retroactively going to be bad because muh hardware
>controllers that aren't nintenyearold special snowflake bullshit
everyone seems to be fine with it. or you can use pic related
Does anyone know where I can find the full pic OP's cropped from?
I mean I've found the pic, here it is in fact. But only smaller-res, wallpaper-ish versions. I want the full res.
>>267807214
Wii U pro controller is miles ahead of the other console controllers.
Feels comfy and 80 hours battery life.
>>267807257
do a google search for images larger than 1080
>>267799402
pls post more sexy stuff from bayo2
GT review is 9.8
>>267807386
People still find ways to bitch about it tho i.e. shoulder buttons not being triggers
>almost time for bayonetta 2 release >shitposting at an all time high
>>267807723
>free roaming rpg elements
>>267799323
No, I don't feel like buying a new console any time soon.
>>267807257
>>267807723
That butt damage
>>267807723
>someone actually names thier account after console war faggotry
THIS IS THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU EMULATE /V/
>>267807723
>this series can "Fuck Off"
I haven't played bayonetta but I'm sure she never says fuck off, but "flock off"
>>267808337
I beg pardon anon
>>267800491
>don't believe TLOU got paid reviews
>don't believe Bayo 2 got paid reviews
I fucking hate getting sorted into "Nintendrone" or "Sonygger" camps.
>>267808454
Forgiveness granted
>>267807913
thank you!
>>267808639
no prob man
>>267808535
at least the nintendrone camp has games :^)
>>267809053
Even the 3DS has MGS
Not the Wii U
>>267808535
I'm not a Sony or Nintendrone, but with all the manufactured hype TLOU got before release, I wouldn't be surprised if it did get paid off, and going by the fact that Nintendo barely advertises their games in the first place and never seem to give a fuck when their games get low scores, I seriously doubt they'd ever pay for reviews.
>>267807913
That still doesn't look as high-res as OP's pic, but now that I think of it, OP's pic uncropped would have to be ridiculously gigantic. It's probably upscaled using some photoshop wizardry I can't into.
>nintendude nostalgia-bait and otaku pandering fap-bait rolled up into one autistic video game
Gross
>>267809535
>fap bait
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Also I have no idea where the otaku pandering is. The fact that the game is japanese?
>>267800050
>It's the least expensive of all the next gen systems and has the best games so far of all 3.
This isn't saying much when the entirety of this gen is still shit. There isn't a better time to buy last gen consoles than now though, unless you own them already I don't understand why you'd buy a WiiU, PS4 or Xbone over anything from last gen.
>>267807913
This is still not the full res. The full res is a 4000x4000 pic.
>>267809535
sarah palin isn't... ugly
>>267809790
>WiiU
Well Pikmin 3, MK 8, Smash, Hyrule Warriors, Bayo 1 & 2...
>>267807257
found it, linking because I doubt it's below 4chan's maximim filesize
http://gematsu.com/gallery/albums/bayonetta-2/june-11-2013/Bayonetta-2_2013_06-11-13_016.jpg
>>267799402
How the fuck can I play this game in front of people?
>>267799323
I'd buy one if I could afford it. Pikmin 3, Bayo 2 and Smash look bretty good.
>>267809790
Yep - now's the time to stock up on those good games you missed out on before they become rare and resellers inflate their price.
I just nabbed Dead Space and Bioshock Infinite for about $30 total (with shipping)
Also, it's worth noting that the 360/PS3 were worthless for their first year or so on the market. The 'bone and PS4 are no different right now.
>>267810187
By having friends that aren't boring.
>>267810291
>I just nabbed Dead Space and Bioshock Infinite for about $30 total
You could probably buy those two on PC for 10 dollars. And it doesn't even require a very good PC to run it.
>>267800491
>>267800753
Anecdotally, months ago there was the enemy AI programmer that posted on /v/ from Naughty Dog that said the team and Sony design the Last of Us to pander towards Gaming Journalists. He mention that they ditch the original system he made for the game to make the game easier. He was also applying for a job at Retro Studios. Take this with a grain of salt.
The thing about Bayo 2, it seems design not to pander towards gaming journalists especially in this time of talking about sexism in games.
>>267799402
>dat ear ring melting into her head
Power of the Wii-U cell.
>>267810389
Maybe during a Steam sale or something.
Steam currently has Bioshock Infinite listed at $30, and Dead Space is going for $20
INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND PROPORTIONS: THE VIDEOGAME
I feel like Bayonetta might be sexy if it wasn't for her gorillion mile long legs and tiny head. As it is though, it's uncanny valley as fuck.
>>267810616
Yeah, why else would you buy a game on steam when it's not on sale?
So it's going to flop, right? Why the fuck didn't they put it on other consoles?
>>267807723
>story is most important
>literal fedora tip
>those new battle themes for Valor and Glamor
my fucking dick
Just played the demo and holy shit I'm hyped. I've been playing MH3U for the past month so it felt awesome being able to just absolutely dominate enemies.
Does the first one play the same or have they changed some things?
>>267810739
Yeah, I probably missed the last time it was on sale.
Whatever, we're both wrong. I could have pirated them both for freebut my laptop is a piece of trash and would probably be barely able to run Dead Space
>>267810807
Because Platinum's games sell like shit regardless of the platform. Publishers didn't want to invest in it (aside from Nintendo because they want to make it seem like they're actually getting third party support)
i wish sex-positive feminism was more prominent, because while i do think there is a problem with the representation of women in many video games, bayonetta is not one of them. her sexualization is a large part of her overall characterization and not just random titties and ass thrown in for no reason and i wish more people would see it that way
>>267810927
>>267810435
If anyone cares, this is was the thread.
http://archive.moe/v/thread/234012918/#234023194
>>267800278
For poo
>>267811037
From what I've read the first one doesn't have Witch Time in every fight
>>267810187
Just play it on the tablet controller
>>267811371
Unless you were on NSIC you always had Witch Time in the first game
Certain enemies however were immune to Witch Time and dodging them wouldn't trigger it
>>267811037
Nigga, I WATCHED the demo on youtube and I'm hyped. That's how good this game is gonna be.
I just don't see how Bayonetta can be misogyny. She's just so strong and powerful, and in control. She's sexual but that's part of her power.
It's like they don't even play the game.
>>267811164
everyone who
1. is a sensible person
2. has actually played the game(s)
knows this
between those two requirements, thats not a whole lot of people
>>267799402
You know, I'm starting to agree with Anita. This is really going kinda far, she almost is nothing but a sexdoll. Don't you agree it's sexist?
>>267799323
so.. what i`m looking at here?an ass or a pair of tits?
>>267811164
If anything the SJW crowd should be championing Bayonetta. She is a total badass in complete control of her sexuality. This is a SJW wet fucking dream.
>>267811928
No.
>>267805183
>implying anyone on here is ever serious about anything
if /v/ meant half the shit it said we wouldn't be here right now
>>267811657
I'm a bit dissapointed in myself for not getting the first one on release but I guess I'll get to play it with less performance issues now (would have played it on PS3).
>>267811987
it's a good thing the SJW crowd is just a bunch of hipsters in a circle jerk. I don't get why /v/ users make a huge fuss over their retarded ass opinions, when most people love games like bayonetta
>>267811987
Even a fucking manchild SJW like Movie Bob understood this. Why can't others?
>>267811928
No. It's actually very campy and Bayo has tons of gay fans.
If even gay guys love her how can feminists say it's sexist?
>>267811987
Someone post that tweet about her being a prisoner to the player's controller or whatever it was.
>>267810927
I bet this tweet influenced Arthur Gies at least a little bit (not a lot because he's a cunt and would have knocked points for TnA anyway). This tweet is literally a threat to reviewers.
>>267811928
I'm a feminist, but I have to disagree to an extent. There are a lot of objectification, but Bayonetta has some empowering equality in her pesonality. So its double thing. One balances the other. But I do get the inappropriate amount of sexual objectifiction.
>>267812325
thats because GAYS hate WOMEN
they bang each other because they hate WOMEN so much, duh.
they have double soggy knees
>>267812476
>implying objectification is a bad thing
chicks do it too, numbnuts
go lift or something and quit bitching about OPPRESSION and MALE GAZING
>>267812492
I thought feminists loved gay guys.
I always hated them for treating us like lapdogs and "allies" while pushing their anti-male shit.
>liking old woman ass
Pathetic. No wonder nintendrones gobble up shit.
Enjoy your shit fetish woman.
>>267811928
She should be in a burka
I'm still on the fence about Bayonetta. The concept is fucking retarded and i didn't care for the demo of the first game.
She isn't attractive in any way to me and i'm not entirely sure why. The Sillyness of the series is lost on me, she kills enemies with her hair, has guns on her shoes and shit like that. It's just TOO fucking stupid for me to excuse.
I know the series is focused on gameplay, but it's really hard to for to overlook this stuff. And i loved me MGSR
>>267812636
I was being a bit too ironic. They generally do like gay guys, since gay guys usually treat women like their gal pals instead of things to have sex with.
this doesn't mean that some feminists don't ACTUALLY hold this viewpoint and are simply crazy as fuck
>feminists and moralfags in /v/.
>People are giving them a time of day and discussing with them.
Oh god, this place is fucking dead. Bye guys.
>>267812476
I'm a feminist too, and I'm honestly on the fence about the series in regards to that, the games are fun as fuck but the sexualization of her character isn't shown in a way that women can be powerful and still sexual but more for the enjoyment of male fans. I dunno, it's conflicting.
>>267812893
I feel similarly. The art direction and shit is too silly for me to take an interest in the game.
>>267813005
Wow you faggots all bitch about people handwaving arguments all day and now that shit's actually getting discussed not through shitflinging you want out? What a fucking child.
>>267803724
That's what you have PCs for.
With consoles, Nintendo > All.
![[bombs internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pb2u5Jo.jpg "[bombs internally].jpg")
>>267813005
>implying it hasn't been dying for a long time
Somehow, /v/ finds new ways to be shit every day.
Disappointment every second.
>>267799323
lol noin 2 months
>>267812893
>I need REALISM and DARKNESS for my games to be fun
seriously dude, the game is over the top as shit and it's well constructed as well. The comedy is campy and it's well paced. The gameplay is GOOD.
and you seriously need it to be SERIOUS? good lord why can't people have fun? lighten up and get the stick out of your ass.
>>267813121
you too
>>267813025
>implying something for the enjoyment of any fans is bad
just because there's a booty shot doesn't mean it's alienating to women. or that women hate it. seriously, grow some balls
>>267802208
wait so was The Wonderful 101 actually good?
>>267813005
big difference between a feminist and a SJW
>>267800627
>nintoddlers ever buying non-Mario-goes-to-candy-land-24 games
>>267813403
it's not about it being srs grimdark stuff, it's about the whole design looking good for me.
I like MGR and while I don't have a wiiU, I'd like to play W101. I just don't feel like I'd enjoy Bayonetta.
>>267813453
No.
>>267799402
Noice
>>267813403
You totally misconstrued my meaning. It's not that the game is silly, it's beyond silly for me, to the point were it "works against" the game. I'm fine with having silly games, I never said the game needed to be serious.
