>that kid who noclipped to school
>>267775784
>that kid that bunnyhoppe during races on P.E
fuck you trevor you're a real piece of shit
Teleported. Plebs all of you!
>that kid who obtained chim and transcended school
the kid that ran with his arms back like sonic.
>>267775784
>that kid who swooced right into class
That kid that said he had a monster truck at his house that he forgot the keys to that he was going to give to you
I was not a smart kid.
>>267776349
fuck you I'm a naruto!
>>267775784
We doing this thread again?
We just did it yesterday.
You only made it today so you can post all the popular ones from yesterday and pretend you are witty
That goth kid that wore tripp pants.
Aw shit, that was me.
>>267776349
>that kid who went too fast and died
;_;
>>267776270
>that kid who zero-summed
>>267776270
>>267777106
this makes me sad
>>267775784
>that kid who said that he saw his parents do it
>That kid who threw fireballs
>>267777324
Now you know why most people don't attempt it. It's depressing when you realize you're in a video game.
>>267777325
>i was that kid
I saw everything.
>>267776270
sauce?
>that kid who claimed to be good at multiplayer part of the game but actually sucked massive donkey balls
>that fat kid who lagged to school
He kept saying something about packet loss but everyone just assumed that he meant that he lost his homework or hot pocket.
>>267777325
>YOU, ALRIGHT! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
>That kid who dodge-rolled to school
10% faster than walking
100% more chronic back pain
>That kid who back skidded to school playing "Thriller" on his boombox
>>267776695
why did kids make fun of shit like that? it looks comfy and has a shit load of pockets for your gameboy and pokemon cards
>that kid whose dad actually did work at Nintendo
Poor guy
>that kid that always committed grand theft auto every morning on the way to school
EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING.
>That kid who Wario charged all his way to school and then made a big hole on the wall
>that kid who hovered to school on his wheelchair
>>267778530
Because you look ridiculous
Us gamers huh? Right guys?
>That kid that was always pushing trucks around to see if there were Mews under them
>that kid who used fighting game moves in real fights
I know you're here, Jason
>>267778530
It was ridiculous and clanked around like mad.
The people who also wore it had pretentious morbid attitudes and long hair. They also wore arm bands and makeup.
Just your average "I'M UNIQUE BY BEING A STEREOTYPE" type of thing.
>>267775784
>that kid who ran around jumping and flailing his legs in the air, seemingly pretending to be skating on a skateboard while shouting words like 'ollie, kickflip, three-sixty'it was me
>That kid who could double jump
He was black.
>>267778962
We call those the quarterbacks.
>>267779074
>that kid who actually found mew under a truck
>>267779169
lol dont be mad i dragon punched you in front of chelsea and then she gave me a handjobSHORYUKEN
>>267779484
>That kid who found Yoshi on top of the Castle, got 100 lives and got the sparkly jump
>>267776349
>Tfw I did this during cross country as a joke to piss off kids.
>that boy who wasn't mine but he was heavy
>that kid who used the big head cheat when the teachers tried to take picture of the entire class
>>267777518
technically you realize you're "in a dream"
>>267779815
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
>>267779815
>That kid who woke up in the morning without a fat cup of piss
>that special kid that hardly anyone ever used
Felt bad for him
>That kid who could defeat Madara Uchiha, and I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. Hell, I'm not even talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'M NOT talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the Juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I'm talking about SAGE MADARA FUSIONED WITH ELDER GOD DEMONBANE LEGENDARY SAIYAN ABOVE ALL MADARA
>>267779802
I ran that way unironically as a challenge to some kid, the race was basically who could get from one end to the other end of the school yard the fastest during elementary school
I haven no idea why i remember that so clearly, i'm so glad i grew out of that sonic phase.I lost at the race too
>>267780042
I keep reading this, and I can't hear anything but Macarena
>>267780042
I honestly can't tell if you made all these names and terms or not
>the kid who abused glitches to teleport through walls
>one day he fucked up and accidently fell into the infinite void
rip
>that kid that backwards long jumped up the stairs
That kid had a walkman
HAH, CDs ARE SO OLD NOW.
>that kid who took anything that wasn't nailed to the floor just because "he might need it later"
>>267780042
So this... is the power... of the... weeb...
>>267776349
I thought Fox in Melee was the coolest nigga ever so I'd try to run like him
>>267777518
but that's a movie
>>267781138
Fox is still the coolest thing imo
>>267780371
That one girl who teleported herself into a fence and her much hotter and sluttier rival refused to bring her back to life.
>>267780345
>>267780369
>>267781010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BnYHtWCTWl
that kid who was Mexican
>>267777518
Don't attempt what, acting?
>>267777325
ANON, GET OUT
>that kid who rocket jumped to school
>>267780369
cmon dude
>>267778085
Pretty shitty parents
>>267776349
Why waste energy moving my arms? This way, I can put more power into my legs.
>>267780042
>Naruto
It deserves the award for best comedy anime. Not because of the actual jokes but because of how seriously it takes itself while throwing around bullshit.
>If you work hard and go for your dream you will always come out a winner
>Also I always win because I have a demon fox inside me
The whole fucking chunin exams. The one kid who was born not capable of using ninja magic and instead put all his work into training his martial arts, with his only goal being to become stronger than people naturally born with special powers. And then he gets blown the fuck out by some edgy kid with a sand demon in round one.
It's so god damn stupid you cannot help but laugh.
>that kid who entered a wrong gameshark code and looked all messed up
>>267781294
Nice try, Mang0
>>267781673
I liked lee, I'd want to move at super speeds if I could have a supernatural ability
>that kid who wavedashed during dodgeball
Calvin you tryhard piece of shit
>>267781447
filthy mexicans
>that kid who wavedashed to school
My brother is weird.
>>267781829
Lee, his teacher, and that fucking turtle were the only good thing about Naruto.
>that kid who punched the principal in the face during lunch
>that kid who spawned a tank in the middle of the cafeteria
>>267781829
The worst part is that he is easily one of the better characters but will always be pushed aside for
>Naruto Son of the legendary 5th hokage with a 9 tailed demon fox sealed inside him and a dark outcast backstory Uzumaki
>that weird kid who said he was going to pursue Lu Bu but no one believed he would
>he actually did
>>267775784
>that tank kid in Healer Inspection Day
>That kid who whipped all the fucking light fixtures in the school.
Fuck you Simon, I couldn't see shit in my Calc class and failed because of you.
>that kid who finished school and never used his healing items
>That kid who couldn't walljump and get in the classroom
>that kid who tried to run on his toes like a dinosaur, so that he would be faster.I was that kid. Raptor Tag was the best fucking game ever.
>>267775784
I know this feel
I went to school with Radical Larry.
>>267781673
Lee was the best character, I always wanted more of Lee. Sadly he peaked in coolness as a drunken boxer where he canonically beat one of the most powerful people at the time.
Then they just ignored him forever and I stopped watching.
>>267781952
What about Shikamaru and Hinata? I also see general like for Kakashi. Most of the hate seems to go to Naruto, Sakura, literally everyone with the last name Uchiha, and the underdeveloped side characters. But Lee, Guy, Shikamaru, Hinata, and Kakashi seemed to be generally well-received by everyone.
>>267776490
>implying he wasn't swoocing to the malt shop
good try, bud
>that kid who changed all the girl skins to nude
Based David
>that kid who raided a preschool and then killed himself
>>267781931
How would you even do that.
>That kid who got permabanned in real lifeby a Ford Pinto.
>>267782139
>raptor tag
fucking kek
>>267781463
CHIM mah boy
>>267776695
Me too
>mfw I still do
wanna fight fagit?
>that kid who made you watch late night cinemax/HBO with him when you slept over
>>267781439
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BnYHtWCTWl
Madura Uchihuaha
legit kek'd
nice voice too, rubbed one off listening to you.
>>267781968
That one black kid who transferred to your private school and two weeks later filled a super soaker with gasoline and ran around spraying down the classroom doors and then punched the guidance counselor and two cops before being restrained.
We had no black kids enroll for the next few years.
>>267781447
That was me.
>that kid who got tricked into opening his console command and typing unbindall
>>267777103
I don't remember that kid
>>267781843
>>267781931
>>267782239
You shorthop, and immediately airdodge into the ground at an angle, and the distance is determined by how far you are from the ground, and what angle you airdodged into the ground from.
>>267782270
I played it during my childhood summers with my sister and the neighborhood kids.
Wanna hear the rules?
>that kid who always picked random
>>267782239
Depends on the game.
>swap pokemon cards with some kid
>retract all my cards at the last second and get all of his for free
>he starts crying
>he reports me
>permabanned from that playground
>>267782574
What a special snowflake indeed
>>267782559
And your character's weight and traction
Look at all these video games
>>267782561yes
>that kid who shot himself in the bathroom
rip tyrone
>>267782431
I remember writing a sourcemod plugin that would send it to anyone who teamkilled more than twice over the course of a map. So many tears.
>that kid who moon bounced into class every morning
>>267781439
>Madura Uchihuaha
>>267783025
He probably just got stuck in the map and had to get out, he'll respawn soon.
>>267783025
Rip tyrone, let him be a lesson that when you mug someone and hold the gun sideways, it will recoil and might make you the target.
Always practice gun safety.
>that kid who turned off anti aliasing
I hate you paul
>>267775784
This and that entire thread from yesterday just proved to me the wasted potential of an actual "Video Game High School."
>Alright boys, today you'll be learning how to "Double Jump." You'll be practicing over that pit of spikes by the back wall.
>Uh Coach, I'm not really sure about this. How does double-jumping even work?
>Listen here son. 1: You push off the ground with both feet as hard as you can. 2: When you're at the top of your jump, push off the air as hard you can.
>I don't see how-
>If you got a helicopter kick, I wouldn't be afraid to use that for a little extra lift.
>Well how come Nimbus doesn't have to do the double jump?
>Nimbus is specializing in Turn-based combat. They don't jump. Instead he'll be doing intensive weight lifting so he can carry his sword. Any other questions?
>Actually-
>TOO BAD! NOW GET TO JUMPING! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE SURE YOU TOUCH THE CHECKPOINT FIRST THIS TIME!
>That kid said he had a mech at his house that he stored in an underground complex but, when time came to see this NERV base of operations he pussied out and jerked off to his ginger friend at that was in the hospital to get himself grounded on purpose.
Thanks Phil
>>267776349
>work in natural history museum
>on break in museum garden
>kid running past like sonic
I laughed
>that kid who typed god and give all in the console
>>267782850
Pretty sure weight doesn't have anything to di with it, just traction
>>267781635
it actually takes less energy to run with a normal arm swinging movement than it does if you don't move your arms.
>>267783025
why did i laugh at this
tyrone... in the bathroom... with his dad's gun!
>That kid who had a girl's pencil case and schoolbagWas me.
>>267782059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss3XWFQPVV8
I remember when I first watched naruto like forever ago and it seemed like it had potential to be cool
i stopped watching after the dudes boyfriend died and he killed a whole bunch of people with a knife in his mouth and it seems like it got a whole lot dumber ever since
that asshole who would always L-cancel when you all would play heads-up sevel up
>that kid who exploited out of bounds to get to class quicker
>that kid who used notarget to easily skip classes
>>267783204
>Video Game High School
>lame video game cliches in every episode
My sides are already hurting anon
>>267775784
>that kid who rocket jumped to cut in line
>That kid with a huge head
>that kid who brought an action replay to school and gave everyone max charisma
That was the best sock hop ever
>>267783316
>That kid who broke into the principal's office and set sv_gravity to 100 for a day
>That kid whose gameboy color matched his pokemon game
>>267783328
It has less to do with the wavedash than the waveland. That's why Ganon's waveland is so good, but his wavedash is crap.
>>267783408are you now a cute trap who will bounce on my lap and hold my chest while I play survival horror games at night?
>>267782989
>>267782997
Ok.
It was a game I came up with because I was obsessed with Dinosaurs at the time, due to having watched Walking with Dinosaurs, and Jurassic Park movies.
The idea basically was that, depending on the size of the group playing the game, 1-3 kids would be raptors, while the rest would be herbivores. The herbivores had a nest, where they would be safe from attack, but they had to also collect berries from our berry bushes, while the raptors would stalk the yard, nearby forest, and the neighborhood in general, laying ambushes for the herbivore kids.
The raptor players would chase and hunt the herbivore players, while the herbivores would try to evade the raptors. If caught, the herbivore players would have to return to the nest, and eat a certain number of berries in order to "respawn" but if there was not enough berries left, and all the herbivores had died, the predators would win.
If on the other hand, the herbivores managed to gather enough berries to fill the bowl they used to store them, they would win.
I always played as a raptor, both because I loved chasing after the other kids, and because I hate berries. It was fun as heck game. God I miss those childhood summers, where I could spend days just playing innocent games with other kids.
>that kid who set audio settings "war tapes"
>that kid who tatsumakisempukyaku into the class whenever the sensei farted
>that kid who came to school talking about cock mongler and shitting dicknipples
>that kid who had no style
>that kid with the smaller hitbox
>that kid who hung the back of his jacket over his head so it held his arms up like guns and then ran around making stomping and laser noises pretending to be a mech
>>267783912
>the other kid who had no grace
>>267783932
>That kid with the biggest hitbox
That was me
>that kid that ran to school at constant 29 fps
>>267783867
>making kids you didn't like eat potentially dangerous berries
>>267784132
They were planted berry bushes, and completely edible.
>>267784057
>that kid who had a funny face
>>267783867
This.... Actually sounds pretty fucking rad
>that big guy with asthma
>>267783865
Yeah, I only like Lesbian Girls tho
>>267783824
That explains Bizzarro flame's sexy Waveland back/forward jabsi'm a jigglypuff main, i don't really wavedash too much, my bad
>>267784047
Fuck
>that kid who took all the dodgeball shots while some other kid was throwing food at him
>>267776695
I loved my tripp pants. I had this QT goth girl that was like 2 ft shorter than me that would jump on my back and put her legs in my back pockets in between classes.Much to my dismay, she was gay.
>>267783867
>I always played as a raptor, both because I loved chasing after the other kids, and because I hate berries.
God damn it, my mum's yelling at my dad and you made me laugh in-between the pair of them.
>Graduation ceremony
>THAT KID tilts the fucking cartridge
>that kid whose parents used a slider when choosing its sex
>>267783932
>that guy with no hitbox who would walk inside you until you could only see the inside of his mouth
>>267783867
jesus that sounds fun
>>267779048
I think they look cool. Plus they're functional. I love having tons of pockets, it's so fucking useful.
Plus bitches love using you as a purse when you go places. I don't mind having their hands in my pants.
>>267784214
that actually sounds pretty fun anon. Sometimes I miss being a kid and actually playing outside. I don't know many kids now except for a few cousins, and all they do is play video games and eat. If you told them to go outside and play they'd look at you like you were an alien.
>that annoying NPC kid who would always stop in front of your classroom door and not move
>failed chemistry test
>ok whatever just gotta load my save state
>last save state:3rd Grade
>that kid
>>267776349
>tfw when it's your brother
>>267784629GEDDAN
>that kid who was always talking about dildos and randomly tried to kiss his friends but swore he wasn't gay, he even had a "girlfriend" that no one ever saw him kiss yet he always "accidentally" mashed faces with other males while playing basketball or whatever
>>267783867
I miss being a kid now, fuck.
>Gregor has joined the gym
>>267784852
>Your One and Only Save State automatically saves right when someone's about to come into the room while you're fapping and you didn't hear them
>>267784889
>>267784315
Thanks chris-chan
>>267785012
>He just lifts the entire room
>>267784852
Fuck, I'd gladly live through 3rd grade until now all over again if I could keep my current memories/knowledge
>that kid who pissed all over the bathroom and on anyone walking by
fuck you postal kid
>>267784254
>>267784687
>>267784740
It was.
I loved playing that game. It was kind of hard to monitor how much the herbivore players actually played by the rules, as some of the kids ate the berries just because they could, while others didn't eat them at all for respawning, but I didn't really care, as winning the game was never really the point. The point was chasing around other kids, and pretending to be a freaking dinosaur. It was fun as fuck to jump out of a bush and charge towards kids trying to gather berries, chasing them around, pouncing them, and bringing them down on the grass.
I was the best at raptor tag.
It is a shame that kids these days don't really play outside like that anymore. My brother, who is 13, mostly just plays videogames.
When I was a kid, I used to spend shittons of time outside. In addition to raptor tag, I also explored the nearby woods with the other kids, we had a "base" built into a big tree and we shared all sorts of "spooky" stories about shit we had encountered in the woods.
It was a simpler time.
>>267784991
I know that feel.
>mfw I probably never will be able to enjoy such innocent and simple fun again.
>>267785227
>feelio when lost 6 years to depression
>6 years where I did nothing
>You'll never be able to go back and actually live those prime years of your youth
>>267784889
>had a shirt just like this except the flames were green
>wore it all the fucking time
>ended up giving it to a friend
>still acted like that kid through most of high school
Those shirts poison both mind and soul.
>That bullied kid who picked up a berserk pack the day before graduation.
>that kid who always wanted to show everyone his dick in the bathroom, one day you walk inside and there's like 5 boys in there just waving their dicks around pissing all over the bathroom
>that kid also liked randomly bursting into the bathroom screaming and looking under the stall when you were trying to take a shit in peace.
>>267785029
>save too much
>life becomes corrupted
>>267781439
>that kid that kept saying "epic fail" in class
>That kid who didn't wear his jacket properly to try and seem cool/edgy
I know you wanted to be a bancho, faggot.
>>267780345
>>267777987
Underrated post
>>267785547
>that kid who constantly quoted posts from 4chan
>>267776270
>267776270
seconding sauce?
>>267785390
I also had a tree fort, it was just a tree that grew in a way that made it easy to climb up high in and sit and just look at the surroundings. It wasn't much but it was mine. I had toy guns and other shit stashed all over that tree, played there for years
>mfw one year after a storm I go to my tree and see that it's been ripped in half and completely ruined
>that kid that roleplayed as Storm from Xmen
>constantly bullied
>was caught in a house fire in middle school because shit parents.
>still a fag
>that kid that would occasionally freeze for a few seconds and then shout "wwwwwwwwaaaaadddddddsssawaawdwwawdddddddssaswassdsa"
Fucking Josh.
>that transfer kid that hacked the school and played a loud moaning sound over the schools intercom while zipping around head shotting everyone
>that kid who dressed up like a clown and shot a bunch of future baneposters
>That kid who ran up stairs on all fours.
>That kid who let you come over after school to play video games only to have his parents assault you for being a stranger and then have your own parents drag them to court and end up taking what little cash they had while losing the only friend you ever had for the next 4 years
>that kid that always was snaking on these
>>267777103
who? what are you talking about?
>that kid who kept rubber banding back to his house
>>267785883
>that kid who shot up the school with paintball and DK modes turned on
>>267785923
>that kid who literally hacked into the school's network and banned flash drives
>That one gym teacher that banned wobbling, chain grabbing and implemented a ledge stall limit
>>267785547
>start high school right around the time this shit is gaining popularity
the horrors I've seen
>that kid who unga grunga'd
>That kid who couldn't figure out how to turn off big head mode
>Tfw nobody ever told him
some of you people love running things into the ground.
>>267785390
>Live in the desert
>Not many kids in my neighborhood
>Picked on in elementary school
>Become relatively popular in high school, but never get PE as an elective
I am doomed to be forever unathletic
>>267778085
jesus christ THAT video
>that kid that wore a trench-coat and fedora, and held open the door to the stairwell with his foot, arms crossed, head down, all through lunch break
>>267784346
It's cool. And, yeah, Bizzaro Flame is nasty with those. I'm pretty sure he fast falls when he does it too. But that's a little beyond me.
>>267786406
>School banned pokemon and yugioh cards
>School banned gameboys
>School banned toy cars
>School had no swings or anything, just a concrete yard with shit painted on the ground
>School banned going on the grass separating yards
>School banned running and games like bulldogs
Ireland fucking sucks
>>267785648
>4chan
>memes
>>267775784
That kid that mashed "b", so we had to sit through the lecture several times in a row.
>>267779653
>that kid who was later found under a truck
>>267785823
Our fort was pretty much just that too.
We hung CD disks and Christmas lights to the branches to decorate it, and we all had our own branch and we used them like command chairs. There was also this giant rock that was our secondary "base".
Both of them got demolished when new houses were built over that tiny "forest".
I was so mad about that, mad enough to throw rocks at the construction workers few times.
>that kid who still brought pokemon cards to school after they were banned because nofunallowed.jpg
>>267786406
>the teacher also told that one transfer blonde haired student, those twins that were always in coats, that one kid with that badass dog and the kid who loved playing with cardboard boxes weren't allowed at gym anymore
>that kid who crouch everywhere and pickpocket you and your friends
>crazy hat day
>that kid with an unusual
>>267786641
>kid's mom banned him from bringing pokemon cards to school because everyone stole from him
>>267785648
>that kid who could only talk with memearrows all the time
>>267786703
Did we go to the same school?
>>267781439
I need to hear moar of your voice (no homo)
>that kid who came into the school with an AR-15 and walked around with it the entire day, threatening to shoot anybody who walked near him
>mfw the cops came and we never saw the kid again
>>267779463
me too bro. me too
>>267786913
Of course we did,Kirby.
>that kid that never stopped talking during each period and would brag about his girlfriend
>that kid gets mad when you beat him up and says you have no life
>That kid who fell through the floor and was never seen again
>That kid who had Smoothing shaders.
You looked like a muddy mess, Jake.
>>267787034
Fucking Carlos you albino piece of shit
>that kid who came to school singing whatever rap song was new at the time
>hear some ruckus down the hall
>see tim running person to person, waving his hand in front of them and screaming "YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH SHADY, CUZ SHADY WILL FUKIN KILL YOU! HAHAHAHA"
>I don't even know what the fuck that song is and I tell him he's a retard when he does it to me, he just laughs and runs to the next person and continues this the entire day
>that kid that was always dying during the first few minutes of homeroom class
>that kid who set up a sentry on the slide
>that kid that brought a gun to school and had his friend do the same.
Eric you self rightious goon
>>267786565
I think that's a jail you went to, anon
>>267787239
Fuck, did we go to the same school? Some kid, Dylan done the same thing.
>>267787123
>That kid who applied Super 2xSai to everything thinking it looked good
>that DLC kid the school added mid year that could do everything you did 50% better.
>>267787034
>he challenges you to a 1v1 basketball socks only
>runs out of the gym when you 360 slam dunk on him
>that kid who modded his desk into a go kart
>>267787424
>He suddenly started doing worse when another DLC Kid was added to a different class
that kid who kicked you in the nuts on the playground
![[sounds of dinosaurs crying].png](https://i.imgur.com/JqPraGv.png "[sounds of dinosaurs crying].png")
>>267783867
Did you wear dinosaur masks as well?
>>267787523
Nah.
We didn't have any.
>>267787424
>>267787495
>that sequel kid who came in the next year and did 50% worse than you
>that kid who had 9 STR but only 1 point in every other stat
>that fucking kid that erp'd in the middle of class
>That girl who pushed you off the jungle gym and you ended up with a stick embedded in your chestplate and had to go to the hospital
>That same girl who went all out with you during a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven and told you she did it because she had a crush on you 2 years later
Alli you beautiful bitch.
>that kid with 10 luck and zero for everything else
>managed to get the best grades and a QT
