>lose
>difficulty becomes easier
THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU IN VIDYA
LIST THEM
>>267620573
Fucking devil may cry
9.0 never
>buy steam game
>installs
>go to play
>a second layer of DRM (securom, ubiplay, square-enix online)
>locks you out of the game
Seriously though this happened to me and I just pirated the game instead.
>>267620573
Well it was specifically made for scrubs like you
Didn't they do that in god hand?
>>267621707
>Master Hand & Lazy Hand fight
>MH stuns you, while Lazy Hand whiffs his attack
>mash as hard as I can
>MH uses his fucking hovering cards attack
>finally free myself
>when I am on the top of the screen and getting killed
>one stock left and get wrecked by my shadow clone
>"8.5 difficutly for you :^3c"
>>267623029
>Lazy Hand
Where the fuck are you from?
>die
>game becomes harder
>lose
>booted to main menu screen without any notice or transitional phase
>game lower your diffucult level
>game doesn't tell you about that
>>267623103
That's how the announcer calls him.
>>267623029
Do you people really have a problem with those things? I cleared it on my first ever and also 9.0 classic run with little mac without being touched, how can you be that bad?
>>267620573
>hit esc to pause
>closes game instantly without saving or a warning
>>267623120
What game?
>>267623267
Really? It sounds like Crazy Hand to me
Like Cuuuuuhraaaaaaaaaazy hand
>in menu
>new game is at the top with continue below it
I hate this so much
>DELETE SAVE right below LOAD SAVE
>>267623313
I can't beat 9.0 as fucking Palutena.
And I cleared 9.0 19 times with different characters.
>>267623416
Demons souls
>quit game is next to save game
>both have nearly word for word 'are you sure you want to x?' confirmations
>>267623398
Every h-game ever
>>267623398
Augh I fucking hate that garbage.
>>267623561
>>267623961
>Oh boy I sure could go for some snacks right about now but I don't wanna get raped while im afk, I better pause
>game closes and you have never saved
>>267623398
Hello FF13
>>267623476
Gothic 2
>>267620573
>losing
you deserved it you babby
>>267621707
Go Ganondorf with a bunch of defense boosts. Get 2 auto-healing ones. And just attack with his F-air and D-Air and keep dodging
>spend more then 5 minutes on the puzzle
>HEY COLE WHAT IF WE GO TO THE LIBRARY
FUCK YOU LA NOIRE LET ME FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT