You are forced to live as the last character you played as for an entire year. You have to stay in the same universe they're from.
How fucked are ya?
suck my fucking knob
Is the wii fit universe like purgatory or like the hyperbolic time chamber
>Bayonetta
UUHHHHHHHHHH
>>267173956
git gud
Rayman is one happy motherfucker, so I'm okay with this.
Shit
>>267173892
>Chie Satonaka P4A
I get big juicy Protag dick every day
Link in ALBTW
I'm totally OK with this, only wish I could go back to Lorule to fuck Hilda but I can live with it
>>267173892
>living as a bird waifu
I am perfectly fine with being thrown into walls.
>>267174162
I'm trying.
>Animal crossing
Feels good
Well shit. Not into the idea of being kidnappedor worseby Bowser every so often.
>Ivalice
ITS NOT HEALTHY!
>Bomber from Freefall Tournament
So I get to be a space marine that flys forever in low gravity conditions? Awesome!
>sorcerer in Dragon's Dogma
Mite b cool
I think I'll be fine.
>>267174486
This. Maximum comfy.
Richard Juggler, my NBA2K player. Sounds alright to me.
Dark Pit
>Talion
Do I get Celebrimbor as my Stand?
Female WFT in smash
I'd probably just touch myself all day
R.O.B. the robot.
So essentially I live a year in our universe, in some one's attic, with my consciousness trapped in a forgotten children's toy that probably doesn't have any batteries.
So essentially trapped in a living hell, unable to move, with only my thoughts to keep me company. Sounds like fun, what could go wrong?
>Ness
Giygas no
YES
>Ace Combat
>"We're ready to commence attack operations against Stonehenge."
Are you kidding me? This is like a dream.
Small time.
>Amanda Ripley
>>267173892
>Shulk
I HAVE TO DESTROY THE MONADO BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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>>267173892
perma pool party, fuck yeah
>Ripley
>>267173892
>Nick from L4D2
Everything will be okay.
>>267173892
Heller from Prototype 2. Fine, I would just fucking leave New York and chill in a virus free area.
>Pikmin 3
Crap. Well I assume Olimar's life (mission mode DLC) wouldn't be too horrible for a year after he gets saved from the Plasma Wraith.
>acrobatic janitor
could be worse
Well, I end up becoming a Mega Mam, but no one can fuck with me.
Deus Ex
PANIC
Well shit there's no good ending for me
>Talion
Let's hunt some Uruk.
>>267175923
nigga you can come back with a sweet ass robot megacock why you hatin
>>267174451
You could not have been at that very specific part of the game, left the game before controlling Link again, and posted in this thread.
>>267176009
I'M NOT GOOD AT STEALTH GAMES IT'S TOO HARD
>FEAR
I'm gonna have to raise a hellspawn child and/or kill an entire batallion of highly trained clone soldiers
Great
It's gonna be a hard life.
>>267173892
But he's dead.....
>>267173892
It's gonna be a great year.
>>267176116
just make sure you have enough snack bars so you beat the shit out of everyone
>>267173892
Could be fun. I guess.
I'll just stay in the sewer if things get fishy
>>267176116
There's always the GEP gun
>Lucina
My answer is actually Captain Falcon.
No problem with that. Being an F-Zero racer sounds fun as fuck. Better to die in a nasty F-Zero explosion than to die being the loser piece of shit I am in real life, right?
Wario.
> Fatass rich guy with multi-million dollar microgame corporation.That still lives in a shitty house in the outskirts
> Supernatural strength.
> Pretty cool place to live nearby (Diamond City).
> Farts all the time and no one seems to bat an eye.
> Cool bike and car.
> Only negative side: Probably won't go on adventures and treasure hunting any time soon.
Eh, I'm kinda alright with this.
goddammit.
hopefully they only kill me i.stead of sellimg my soul to thedrak gos
>>267176367
manderley raps
>XCOM Enemy Within with Long War
I'm supposed to manage everything that goes around as well as make sure my soldiers stay alive in that clusterfuck. Either I emerge a genius or I don't emerge at all.
>>267173892
>Big Band
>surrounded by scantily clad ladies
>no arms
>no legs
>just a torso in a techno-magic suit
>can't even get a boner
At least I'll have smooth jazz for comfort
>>267176459
I thought Wario had a castle filled with jewgold.
Samus, aww shit. Actually though I'd probably be dead quickly because I don't have the skill to be a badass bounty hunter. Also I couldn't fly the ship.
>>267176457
Something I've always found really inspiring about the good Capn' is that he's canonically 37 years old. When most people are on the slow decline, He's still in the prime of his life and kicking ass every day.
Theres hope for us yet anon!
>>267173892
>last game I played was One Finger Death Punch
I don't even know how that would work.
>Skyrim
could be worse
>mountain blade character
aww ye, living the high life as a lord
>Little mac
Im fucked left right and centre
>>267173892
Meh...
So, do we receive the character's skills and memory, or is it just a straight transplant?
I'd be ok with this.
>Last game played.
If what I'm playing right this second counts, then oh fucking no.
>>267176609
Hey you get to go on cool buddy cop adventures with best girl
>>267176064
prove it faggot
>>267173892
>Crusader Kings 2
On the plus side, I have a 19 year old genius italian wife
On the downside, my liege started a war with me to take my shit
I think I can make it through the year though
I'm ok with this.
>>267176968
>best girl
more like worst
>>267176835
You're fucked dude.
Alien Isolation.;A;
Ragna the Bloodedge
Yay I get fucked by the story repeatedly.
Why couldn't I have seen this when I was replaying Breath of Fire II? All the bitches want Ryu! Now I'm stuck as the player character from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Spirit Caller
>How fucked are ya?
some pretty mutual fucking is about to go down
What does Dan even do in his offtime?
Eat lots of ramen? Wait for people to join his Dojo?
FUCKING NOPE.
>Bayonetta 2
I'm OK with this.
>>267177241
Who is this literal semen demon
>>267173892
"Surprise Motherfucker."
>>267175983
same here
guess I'll just chill in jail for a year
Link from TP. Not terrible.
>Bayonetta
Umm..guys? What does this mean?
Can we do second last played? I just wanted to show a Bowser Main who's Final Destination this belongs too.
>>267176718
Never thought of it that way. What a grade A badass. God damn.
I'm also not THAT bad. I just like to play along with the NEET loser shtick on /v/. I'm in college cruising through a pretty average life.
Would be nice to really be motivated and excited about something, though. I'll keep the Captain in mind. There's gotta be something out there worthwhile!
Have a wallpaper.
do iphone games count?
>>267173892
>Ness
this is fine
Nia sucks, so it's a pretty good outcome.
Amanda Ripley-McClaren
Pretty fucked.
>>267175114
1 year could feel like an eternity.
>>267177075
You better not tell me fatty, tits mcgee, clobberbitch, or the big pussy is best girl
My Gothic loli elin reaper from tera online? Fucking score.
>>267173892
>Asura
how can I possibly stay that angry all the time
Could be worse, i'd just take a years shore leave and party it up in the galaxy.
>>267173892
>The Witcher 2
I'm fucked
>the checkpoint officer from Papers PleaseGLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
No complaints.
Sion.
Well at least I can't die, but I will wind up killing everyone I know for no reason which is unfortunate
>>267173892
>Earthbound
I'm ok with this
>>267177972
You'll be alright.
Just tried out Dark Pit for the first time in training.
Things are looking up.
>>267177278
Double team sakura with blanka
Everything went better than expected.I might die though
>>267173892
>Villager in Smash
Well, it'll be a calm life
>>267173892
>R.O.B.
Being in a storage closet for a year isn't exactly living.
>I'm a Gondorian Ranger trapped behind enemy lines
I'm running for The Shire as soon as possible.
>>267177278
Promotes his dojo and gets all the fighting girl pussy.
>>267173892
>rip and tear psychopath aligned with caesar
Could be.. Interesting?
My character from DayZ.
Shouldn't be too hard. Plenty of books to loot and read. Plenty of fish to catch and cook. Plenty of bugs to kill me with pneumonia after 5 hours.
This sounds really boring
>>267178070
Forgot picture.
>>267173892
>My Mii knight called Sir Jeffrey
what happens here?
The Forest. 365 Nights in this hellhole? Fuck.
dark souls lol
>>267173892
Roland in BL1.
The downside is, I'm a nigger.
>Olimar
>Shitty job
>Shitty boss
>Shitty coworker who does nothing but make life more difficult
>Have to slave away on a different planet filled with monsters for minimum wage
>Have a family to support on said minimum wage
>Lack of gratitude from said family, despite everything I do
A-at least I have a wife to fuck when I come home from work, I guess.
>shiek
Mite b cool
>>267173892
>Ganondorf
Could be cool, depends what Link is up to.
>>267173892
>I am Bayonetta
I don't know if I'd become an enormous slut or if I'd spend the year just enjoying the body I'd lose.
>>267173892
Mario in Smash
>>267178208
Hope you like lizard cock
Courier 6. Could be worse, i guess.
Soul Hackers, well it is not too bad. I will try the bring the comp back with me.
>>267173892
>I get to live as my waifu for a year
all the naughty things I would do...
But surviving is gonna be tough. Odds are I won't make it.
>>267173892
Fuck
>>267178408
I hate lizard cock
>MvC3
>a year of being the cancer killing Marvel
neat
>>267178208
>getting dicked by plumbers and giant lizard
>Boring
I bet you like scat you fucker
Fuck, I'm Lucina
Better go back in time and stop my dad from ruining my life
Dwarf from Dragon's Crown
well I guess I spend a year fucking bitches
>R.O.B
For the next year I'll be a failed NES toy that is worshiped by Nintendo.
Either that, or I'll be a kick ass spacing machine in the world of Smash.
>>267173892
>Zero
Well...guess I'll be fine as long as I don't get cocky.
>Robin from Fire Emblem Awakening
Time to have sex with Olivia
>Reimu
>Be poor as fuck
>Get to live in Gensokyo though
Alright.
>Mega Man
Only slightly screwed.
>>267173892
>Skyrim
I'll be fine.
Time for fun
