I want to blow up planets with Samus!
I want Samus to sit on my face.
>>263971013
>Zero suit
The cancer that killed Samus
>>263971062
How so?
It's a skintight body suit. What better to show off her deliciousthighs?
I want Samus to go back to being a badass, alien-killing Bounty Hunter with an awesome suit of Power Armour, not some slutty blond waifu.
>>263971013
I want to blow up that ass with my dick.
>>263971216
You faggots are the reason Other M was made. Kill yourselves
I want to FUCK Samus!
I want to protect those cheeks
Go to bed Max
I had a dream the other night that I was chasing Samus around and then I slapped her ass and it was so soft it was like slapping custard.
I WANT SAMUS TO STEP ON MY DICK
>>263971309
good luck with that
>>263971297
But those guys aren't Japanese preteens
>>263971921
>>263971225
So do I. Samus was my goddamn hero, and now she's being paraded around like a cheap sex doll.
If the idiot Japanese 12 year olds who find Metroid so confusing wanna see Samus cheesecake, they should get good and finish the game quickly.
>>263972485
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>263972485
abandon ship
>>263972485
Oh you Zero Suit/Smash-fags have gone too fucking far this time.
>>263972529
They're too busy deleting videogame threads to help you now, anon.
>>263971297
Not sure what you mean by that anon. What relevance does Zero Suit have with Other M despite appearing in a few sequences?
>>263972529
>>263972693
>>263972707
>WAAAAAAH LOLI BURNS MUH EYES
Thanks gaymergayte for the normalfag shipment.
>>263973010i actually like loli, just not loli of established adult characters
>>263973104
You're weird.
>>263973156
Why would I want to see a beloved adult character as a lewd babby?
>>263971921
I'd totally let her fuck me in the ass.
>>263973219
Why would you get literally buttblasted over it?
>>263973326
I'm not buttblasted. I just said abandon ship.
>>263973359
Which brings me back to my normalfag point; why would you abandon ship over loli?
>>263973467
Because its loli of Samus and I'd rather fap to regular Samus.
Where's that guy who always argues about her ass?
>>263973590
Samus's ass is too small.
>>263973538
You implied it's so offensive to you that you would abandon ship, rather than simply favoring one over the other.
>>263971013
I want to travel the galaxy with Samus!
I wanna go on adventures with Samus.I'd like a game where she goes on missions to get bounties to buy some better equipment or to buy clearance to go into more dangerous areas of space. Shit would be pretty cool.
>>263973654
I hope you know that this is probably the most autistic conversation that I've ever had.
BBW Pear Shape Samus is the best Samus
>>263973723
Shut up normalfag scum.
>>263973010
They have been here for a long, long time already. Some time whenthe cake is a liecame to be.
http://www.strawpoll.me/2586244
>>263973010
>Not being a pedophile makes you a normalfag
>>263974182
>webm
I love that scene. Samus is so based.
When is her next adventure?
>>263974973
Never ever.
Why is there a robot in some of these games?
Does it have a name?
I've never played any metroid game. I fap to Samus regularly.
>>263975117Just like smash-ridley
>>263975127
Yeah
Ghor.
I'd post a picture but my phone is being too slow right now. Must be peak times, what with it being the middle of the night and all.
It's a real shame Nintendo had to turn her into another sex object to cater to "gamers"
>>263975687
Actually I'm pretty sure that was Team Ninja, anon.
>>263975687
Those filthy ¨gamers¨ ruin everything.
I hope they die.
>>263975769
Nobody wants to take credit for that shit.
Sakamoto blames TN and TN blames Sakamoto.
>>263975687
Maybe you should write about on your tumblr blog? that will teach them.
>>263975687
You talking like 1986 happened recently.
>>263976072
welp, there goes the thread
>>263976102
>>263976217
>feather pubes
>>263976217
She has pube feathers. I've never seen that before.
>>263976217
I want to brush her soft, feathery pubes.
>>263976217
http://www.strawpoll.me/2586313
>>263971225
You are proof that SJWs are on /v/.
>>263971225
I love see Samus as a badass bounty hunter and still fap to her cause I find her sexy as fuck.
>>263976383
>vote for downy feather-pubes
>7 other of mah niggas agree
Feels good bros
>>263976217
this is one thing I would like to catch on as everyone thinking it's canon
>>263977209
>>263977379
How do we convert all the Japanese porn artists to feather pubism?
I just want another game for fuck sake. Take my money, blood and semen.
>>263976102
See >>263971553
>>263976938
This.
For the love of glob, this.
>>263977904
If we pitch it to Nintendo they may make a Samus sex sim.
Nintendo's banking hard on its "entertainment" branding. Perhaps virtual sex sims is the next big step.
I want to have sex with a girl who looks like that version of Samus you posted and has whatever cuteish personality I can project into their faces/expressions. Particularly, the heart.
>>263978163
I just want to have sex with a girl, lol.
>>263971297
>>263971809
>>263972775
Dududu-dudu-du-duduDUUUUU...
Dududu-dudu-du-duduDUUU...
Nadana-nadaNA-nada-nada-nadaDAAA...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqFm1ei6mjo
Quick! grab your Waifu before mods delete her!
>>263978680
They do itwhen awake
I guess Smash will be the last place we can adventure with her...
>>263979069
>>263978773
>This site users anit-adblock software
Glad i never visit that shit place.
>>263979069
She will come back eventually. Nintendo is just waiting for people to forget about Other M.
>love samus
>love pikachu
>brawl had them pair up in SSE
It was nice.
>>263979305
>tfw you're samus in your ship
>tfw you just get out of the shower, your smooth, freshly shaven legs glistening wet
>tfw you gently rub moisturising lotion into your perfect, soft skin
>tfw you step into your zero suit marvelling at the delicious feeling of the suit sliding up your smooth legs
>tfw a slight grunt slips from between you lips as you have to tug the zero suit up over your wide hips and plump, round ass, shaping them into mouth-watering orbs of heaven
>>263979486
Why is Samus on Requiem?
>>263979643
Why do you say these things that hurt me?
>>263979643
Thanks for the dream fuel, anon.
I want to blow up Samus' planet!
>>263979289
I think Next Level Games, the guys who made Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, considered picking the series up at one point. I would like to see them do it. If anyone's seen Mario Strikers they know what edge is. Also Weegee's Mansion was a pretty good game.
>>263979643
>you look around your ship and realize there is nobody there
>you ask yourself who you're applying rubbing that moisturizer in for
>you realize how truly alone you are
>>263974182
And that was the last time Samus was ever seen in a good video game.
>>263973104
>>263973156
>>263973219
>>263973326
>>263973359
>>263973467
>>263973538
>>263973654
jesus christ just fuck already
>>263979991
Moisturiser is about feeling good for yourself.
>>263979946
I forgot to mention Punch Out Wii was developed by them. They are good at giving characters personality.
>>263979946
Nintendo should give Metroid to Sony for free so that a goodmetroid game can be made.
>>263980079
Because you're worth it.
>>263973685
I want to ride Quadraxis off to the sunset!
>>263979946
Retro Studios is supposedly working on a new Metroid game. Hopefully it will follow up on that "secret" ending to Metroid Prime 3 or be Metroid 5 after all these years.
>>263980056
Other M's gameplay, with the exception of how stupid it was to shoot missiles and the lack of an analog stick, was good. Too bad the rest was shit. But hey, if StarFox is getting a new game, then there's hope for Metroid.
>>263973723
this is the least autistic conversation you will ever have on 4chan
>>263971062Zero Sut makes more sense over the Justin Bailey suit or the like. It gives Samus mobility and shit in the worst case scenario that her suit becomes unavailable for use at a crucial moment. Other M is fucking stupid, though.
>>263971013
>They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
>>263980370
really? where did you hear about that?
http://www.destructoid.com/next-level-games-was-working-on-a-metroid-title-280783.phtml
also I found the link to the article of NextLevelGames' concept art. the comments are pretty fucking stupid though. they act like they never saw concept art before. it isn't supposed to look like the final product. it's only a sketch.
disgusting mole retcon
>tfw no metroid la metroid
>>263971013
Yes
>>263978491
>What we can learn from Other M
FUCKING LOL
>>263973010what's the difference
I like the metroid games.
>>263981069
I like the video games.
>>263980689
Miyamoto has stated that Retro is likely to be their go-to for a new Metroid game, and Retro Studios recently started hiring people and is working on a new project currently.
I know it's basically speculation at this point but I can dream.
>>263981152
Retro has really proven themselves recently. Anything they touch turns to gold.
>>263981152
yeah that makes sense. I would also like to see what another company could do. they seem pretty competent based on what we've seen from them. Punch Out Wii was a fantastic revival.
>>263981264
Yeah. I'm counting the days until they become the new Rareware and get bought out by Microsoft.
>>263980182
Please refrain from fat shaming. /v/ promotes body positivity and hot pockets. I trust you will avoid these mistakes in the future.
I am afraid this is still going on your record.
>>263981264
>>263981365
as good as they are I don't think they could possibly make a good Banjo Kazooie game as people keep suggesting. a part of Banjo Kazooie's appeal is the humor. I don't know if Retro has the same humor as the British humor found in Rare.
Donkey Kong was different since they were never designed to be funny.
>>263981720
I agree with this.
I am keeping a close eye on Retro though, expecting some good things.
>>263981353
It was. I'm not saying that another company making a new Metroid game would be bad, but Nintendo clearly wants to stick to something safe with Metroid after the disaster that was Other M. Everyone liked the Prime series so Nintendo probably wants a new game like that to reinvigorate interest in the franchise, or perhaps(though probably not) a port of the Prime trilogy to 3DS and Wii U.
I mean they could have a choice between gyroscope, circle pad pro, NEWDS, single circle pad, or Hunters control methods on the 3DS, and GameCube, Hunters, or Prime 3/Trilogy controls for Wii U. Don't tell me that doesn't sound badass.
How come Samus keeps getting bounty hunting contracts if every place she's been on ended up exploding, i wouldnt want that woman anywhere near my home planet. It's like asking Pennywise to babysit your children.
>>263981520
What are hot pockets?
Have you praised your Samass idol today?
>>263982207
Delicious combinations of meat, cheese, sauce, and crispy breadif you cook them in the oven.Otherwise they're just shitty generic microwavable sandwiches.
>No more Metroid
>No more F-Zero
Nintendo are you a friend or fiend?
>>263980528
>there will never, EVER be a game about these 5 working as a team in space
>>263981902
yeah I got you
>>263973685
>Warrior Ing just as tall as Metroid Prime
>Space Pirates just as tall as a Luminoth
>evolved Chykka bigger than Amorbis
What the fuck, explain this shit.
What if Samus is the girl in the blue suit and Metroid is the orange red robot and they go on space adventures together and Metroid keeps saving Samus from the big purple parrot thing?
>tfw there will never be sequel to the recent metroid doujin where mind-broken futa samus fucks her own clown
>be kid me
>be playing super metroid
>be killing samus on purpose just for a glimpse
Ain't no hottie in video games like Samus.
>>263979789
Samus is hotter in the armor than out of it.
>>263983296
>Warrior Ing just as tall as Metroid Prime
That's not a Warrior Ing, anon.
>>263984256
Yep.
>>263976487
>wanting a beloved video game character not to be an anime bimbo is being a SJW
Is everyone you disagree with a SJW?
It's perfectly okay to make Samus sexy. Making her a typical blonde anime bimbo isn't.
Why not make Samus look closer to the woman she was based on?
You people are the reason Other M was made.
>>263984518
Truthtelling right here.
Samus is hot because she isn't a dumb whore. Also in good games and tits and ass.
>>263984518
what are you talking about, what bimbo?
>>263971013
I want to blow Samus' futa cock.
>>263984665
Be quiet, sperg. The HumanLords are talking.
bape
>>263971013
I want to blow up Samus's ovaries!
>>263984518
FUCKING. THIS.
>the thousand orgasms of fucking morph ball samus you will never have
Thread depresses me.
I want to eat her shit and drink her piss.
>>263984897
What?
>>263985572
>talk about vidya
>on /v/
ok mang enjoy your ecchi thread
>>263984518
Yupp. Samus looks like 20 years old now, shes supposed to be a ruthless grizzled space merc with a hidden heart of gold
>>263985572based mods
>>263985572
Took long enough. We had to deal with that shit non stop.
Honestly these people seem worse than pony fags now that their generals are being deleted . Moot needs to give them their own board so they can circle jirk and leave everyone else in peace.
>>263985798
Ecchi is at least tangentially related to videogames since it's usually about videogame characters. gaygate bullshit is just meta that has been allowed to culture onto /v/ like a disgusting mold.
>>263985923
They left everyone in peace, what fucking got annoying were these whiny fucks that come to other threads to whine about this gg crap.
>>263985923
>their own board
No need, they've got reddit and tumblr for this.
>>263986050
Haven't you heard?
Reddit mods are corrupt and are silencing anyone that discusses this
also reddit is shit, fuck reddit
>>263985825
Samus gets younger looking every time she gets into a new game.
She looks 17 in Smash.
>>263986196
Haven't you heard? Your shit isn't video games!
>>263985923
We need
like
a dedicated board for flavor of the month bullshit
it would probably save /a/, /v/ and /co
>>263986378
video game culture :^)nice tripfag you furry fuck.
>>263986196
>>263986378
Mfw #GG has put me on the side of furries
>>263986041
Did that really happen a lot, people leaking out? The shitstorm has been around for a month. Reason everyone's so pissed off is because they were so insulated they pretty much formed a new community.
Maybe if they had occasionally announced some of the things that were actually going right for them, /v/ wouldn't despise them as much. People don't realize that mods on reddit have been thoroughly humiliated in front of Assange and neogaf is turning into a ghost town.
>>263986412
This sounds like a good idea but mods would just tell flavor of the month crowds to fuck off and make their own kusaba. Kinda like right now.
Ignore faggotry
Resume Samusposting.
If you had to pick any character male from the new smash bros roster to fuck Samus who would you pick?
I would selectCharizard
>>263986882
I wish you had to take some sort of screening before being allowed on 4chan so actual spergs like you wouldn't have the right to post.
>>263986958
Captain Falcon.
The only one who could satisfy her.
Toon Link or Mega Man. Maybe Ness.
Delicious /ss/
I-I ehrm... Don't have time to dump my folder, but I could upload it somewhere, if you want me to.
>>263986958
>male
Disgusting. Samus would only engage in purest love.
>>263986742
I don't get why this one was deleted
Well, I wish you'd go cry somewhere else.
>>263986882
Fuck is wrong with their hands?
>>263987161
fanfiction is only allowed on /lit/
>>263986239
it's pretty lame imo, if you need to do female cheesecake there's other characters that fit the bill
>>263987286
But it's song lyrics, I would have assumed parodySounds like I'll have to start checking out lit now though
>>263972080
>mfw Steve Rogers was both mine and my father's childhood hero
>mfw the "nerds" on campus (who tragically actually read the comics) praise Steve for Chris evans' photoshopped pectorals
It hurts to live.
Can someone tell me what this #GG controversy is?
>>263987656
It has nothing to do with Samus, that's what.
>>263984518
>Is everyone you disagree with an SJW?
Yes, it's the newest buzzword. When you don't like someone's opinion, instead of just posting le tips fedora man, le fish picture, or le smug Chinese cartoon face, you can also call them an SJW.
>>263987656
It's the most surefire way to get banned.
At this point you might as well go on twitter and see if it's somehow still alive over there.
Or just read kazerad's take on it:
http://kazerad.tumblr.com/post/97627486278/truth
>>263987852
Oh that! I didn't know we distilled that down to GG. Good to know.
>>263987656
some stupid shit that isnt VIDEOGAMES
>>263987852
>implying I want to read the opinions of a furfag
>>263988032
He isn't a furry.
>>263987145
Does it have lots of stuff that is found nowhere else?
>>263987656
Shit that should've been forced onto /vg/ months ago and only now is being cleaned up so they're throwing a tantrum
>>263988016
I'm pretty sure it was, actually.
I just want the mods to say why they're doing this.
I don't get why everyone thinks that one bad game will kill an entire solid franchise all of a sudden.
Same thing with Paper Mario.
>>263988032
>implying
>implying you will ever communicate opinions as well as kazerad can
>implying he's not a bastion of rationality and gives no fucks about SJW harassment right in the middle of tumblr
>>263988296
Because they're too young to have seen the gap between Super and Prime.
>>263988151
GF don't challenge me, I know full well kaz makes furry webcomics for a hobby.
>>263988296
There is no thinking of this. It has actually happened. Other M killed Metroid and Samus. Forever.
>>263988296
Because today we can whine really fucking hard and spread bad press to every corner of the internet on a whim.
>>263988197
W-Well, it does have lots of things, but I think you could find them all if you search long enough
>>263988418
I know a girl who draws pregnant my little pony vore porn. She likes none of those things. Does it on commission because milking hapless idiots who will shell out for their waifu.
I want to bury my face in her ass!
>>263988296
It can if it doesn't get enough backlash. You don't want a shit entry in a series to set a precedent.
>>263988418
That's an unfinished, trashy drawing.
>>263984828
I want tofind the source. And I'm usually not into futa.
>>263988483
>>263987145
>>263988532
>you will never grow tentacles and fuck Samus at full force
>>263988526
It is one thing to shamelessly whore your talent out for money, and quite another to make a fully realized webcomic for free.
>>263988662
I guess you do have a point there. Oh well.
>>263988483
What does the content mostly consist of? Wallpapers, ZSS, power suit, lewds?
>>263988680
These always just make me laugh
The ridiculous "cloud" and the dumb faces they usually make
How do people find this arousing when it looks so comical
>>263988576
I disagree but you are entitled to your own opinion.
>>263988537
I think the low sales are enough backlash. And there was a lot of hype too.
>>263988273
I think it's because it is getting out of hand and seeing 3 threads on the front page about it + the he does it for free shitposting in reply to the deletions is quite annoying.
my opinions though
>>263988532
>you will never be ridley in that doujin and tenderize samus' plush butt
>you will never be the real samus, only to wake up with a dick inbetween your legs and a clone of you mindbroken infront of you, forced to impregnate it to create the ultimateBABY
>>263988839
Come on. It's totally unfinished. You can still see the practice lines.
random fan art, with a couple separate folders for TUUUBES and some cute comic strips, I don't think it has any NSFW lewd
>>263988273
Toes got stepped on.
>>263988930
If he doesn't make a sequel doujin of futa Samus fucking clone Samus it will be time to nuke Japan again.
>>263988964
Its finished, its just lazy finished.
>>263984518
>Being a sexy blonde makes you a bimbo.
are you one of the fucks that complained about the blonde ME3 cover?
SJW pls.
>>263988916
That happened after the deletions started. I observed the whole thing. The GG threads were only occupying one thread at a time. There were some side threads about Vivian and that was it.
>>263988927
>it got translated
YES.
>>263988964
The linework is shoddy but the form and pose is cool and the slapped on color has some effort put into. It's better if you don't look to hard into it.
Would you take responsibility?
>>263988927
>you will never inject so much cum into her ass that it starts spurting out of her mouth like in my japanese animes
>>263989237
No thanks, I don't need the baggage of her whining aboutTHE BABY
>>263989010
Mmmmm... nah. I got enough of that. That's just me though, thanks but no thanks.
>>263984429
What is it then?
Samus was shemale?
>>263988927
>those lips
>>263989518
yes.
>>263989237
As long as it's mine, I would. If that's Ridely's kid or some metroid spawn, no way.
>>263989237
Is it mine?
>>263989502
ahm, okay.
>>263989652
you like >>>/d/at?
>>263973718
This. Make this happen.
What if Samus was a skeleton?
>>263979991
having dry skin sucks. Fuck if other people are there to care or not.
>>263990393
I'd fatten her up, get her to build some muscle (but not too much) and make her breasts grow bigger by impregnating her.
>>263990393
She'd still give you aboner
>>263990393
Crotch not tight enough.
>>263990393
2spooky
>>263990696
>I'd fatten her up, get her to build some muscle (but not too much) and make her breasts grow bigger by impregnating her.
What about a game where every upgrade you get makes Samus' tits, thighs and butt get bigger.
>>263990749
You're really good at photoshop.
Samus vs Mega Man X
Who wins?
>>263990749
>no dick bulge
Not accurate.
>>263990940
That sounds like it could get out of hand fast. I don't want NG+ Samus looking like a hambeast.
>>263991395
>not wanting to end up like this
>>263973010
You're not even wrong, people need to get the fuck over it.
Almost every time this happens now, honestly wtf happened? It's not like someone is posting baby dicks or some shit
