NO, it's can't be true
There is still hope, bro.
>DLC
>WiiU connect
He will be playable. He will.
>>263270760
I could Smash if I wanted to!
I COULD SMASH IF I WANTED TO
>>263270760
>>263271038
Now that I think of it I am glad you ridleyfags are clinging to your immense delusion. I'm happy the ride isn't over considering I get to see you BTFO again in the Wii U release, honestly this time around it wouldn't even surprise me if you killed yourselves. That's how pathetic you guys have become and continue to be, this downward spiral is beautiful to watch. I can just imagine some of you when the final character on 3DS was unlocked, I bet at least one of you committed suicide right there and then. Beautiful, please, carry on.
Like a bird in the sky
If I believed I could fly
Why, I'd fly
>>263271247
You're going to be the only one to be BTFO when he becomes playable.
Mark my words. Screencap this post. Ridley's majestic shadow will fly over all of us.
>>263271503
When he isn't can we have a screencap of you killing yourself?
Clearly, I will go smashing no more
>>263271467
Clearly I am too massive for 4
>>263271703
But he will. If he doesn't become available via DLC or as a hidden unlock through WiiU-3DS connect, we still have the law.
We can sue Sakurai for fraud and force him to make Ridley available.
>>263271938
we're gonna have that jap bastard running!
>>263271938
Now this is delusion folks. Right here is why Ridleyfaggots are literal scum. Kill yourself.
Good riddance.
Now you guys will disappear just like the genofags.
>>263270760
>>263271137
>>263271184
>>263271467
>>263271736
>>263271771
you just made my morning
>>263272097
>he's taking the post seriously
Oh fuck I'm in tears.
i waiting for the barneyfag guy to come in so he can cry like a bitch about hating a purple space pirate
>>263271247
>implying BTFO posts work on RIdleyfags
did you not see what happened?
A whole lotta nothing.
Same thing happened one or two nights ago, people saw the roster being finished, screamed BTFO, and what did the Ridleyfags do?
they fucking SHRUGGED.
They shrugged it right off.
other than the one tear from the bitch nigga black guile (and that was in false happiness of his inclusion), there have been no tears.
It's going just as I said it would:
>He'll be in smash 3ds!
>he'll be unlocked when you connect systems!
>DLC!
>DLC!
>DLC!
>DLC!
>*support for the game is FINALLY dropped*
>Oh well, now we clamor for him in Smash 5!
you think it ends? you think they give tears?
It will never end.
>>263271736
that song is sad as shit
My ridleyfag friend started crying after the news.
What a fag.
>>263274008
You mean the guy who made a 400 post thread of him masturbating in shit while claiming there was a Ridley trophy seen and anytime a ridleyfag or anti ridlifag wanted to see it, he would sperg out, call them delusional, and fling shit at them for not believing his word instead of posing a picture?
>>263272634
>Some shitty video game puns and jokes about some random purple dragon made your morning
What a boring life you must have, or you're underage.
>>263270760
>>263270760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxxblaavDzI
4 u
>>263274479
what made your morning?
>>263274479
It's a song from Toy Story. That makes YOU the underaged faggot :^)
>>263274812
I don't need my "day or morning being made", I dont wake up cranky or in a bad mood like a retard, just like you
>>263275260
Kill yourself ridleyfag.
>>263271038
This. They wouldn't blow all the hype on the 3DS version. There will be characters that unlock when the WiiU version is released.
Ching-Chong Nintendo here, CEO and founder of Nintendo Games Company. I can confirm that Ridley will be announced for Super Mario Smash Bros. in the near future.
>People expecting Ridley to get in when very few people would know who the hell Ridley is
Ridley or Toad?
Ridley or Link?
Ridley or Luigi?
Think of all the characters Ridley loses to in terms of popularity.
He never had a chance, he simply isn't "big" enough.
You know what's fucked up? I'm not even that into Metroid, but I spent enough time on /v/ and got so sick of
>delusional
>autistic
>retarded
>tears
>rekt
>BTFO
That I started hoping Ridley would be in, just so I could use him to beat the shit out of those people. But now it looks like he's not in, and I'm seriously disappointed. I can't even get excited for the other newcomers. I am so anti-antiridleyfags that I accidentally became a Ridleyfag. Shit sucks.
>>263275918
>Would probably want some bread gloves for the novelty
>They probably taste like shit
>>263274108
this
the only tears they'll spit out will be tears of joy if Ridley becomes playable.
they will not cry or get blown away by any other cruel way, even if a mod posts (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) or sakurai offically says he doesn't feel like adding ridley in roster this time.
this shit will never end
>>263276110
Anti-anti ridleyfags BTFO. Stay delusional you autistic faggot. Your tears when he wasn't announced must've been a sight to watch. Get rekt babbie you retarded sperg lord.
>>263275918
>not big enough.
Ridley is in
>>263274173
it's about dreams being broken, so of course it's sad.yet Buzz ends up flying anyway, even if only for a short while at the most important time of his life.
Call me retarded, but this screams false-flag, what with the over-dramatization.
I just want to go back to Japan Time, where everyone on /v/ got together and blew up in hype whenever we saw the Dojo get updated, hoping it wouldn't just be a stage post.
>>263277126
>implying flying
>no falling with style
>>263277141
There just havent been any hype announcement this time around, like Pokemon Trainer, Sanic, Stage Builder, Subspace Emissary (before we knew it was shit)
The shit flinging is the only distraction left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5825Wu0WjA
>>263271247
>Committing suicide over a fucking fictional character not getting in a fighting game with an arbitrarily decisive dev.
A human life is worth more than that
>>263275457
rekt
>>263278449
Not to ridleyfags.
>>263276594
>threw in some new words at the end
Thanks for making me laugh.
>>263275918
>who's Duck Hunt, is Deer Hunter nintendo related?
>why Pit's black?
>Is that Pit's mom right there?
>is that Wall-E from Mario Kart?
>where's the old sneaky guy?
>what's with all the chinese character is this game?
>where's the wolf guy and snow people?
>oh look it's that big purple guy that i fought in Prime 3 and Brawl one time, why's he small as bowser though?
>>263278449
this is the 4TH time that Sakurai left him out anon
I'm barely holding on as it is. If Ridley isn't announced as a surprise newcomer for the WiiU version I don't know what I'm going to do
>>263279247
See? Told you
>>263277141
It was the same shit. I don't know why everyones acting like Ridleyfags are a recent thing, or that they'll just disappear with 4's release.
This will just keep happening with every fucking game.
>>263279247
While Smash is a really big franchise, it is still, in reality, just a video game.
There's lots and lots of shit you can do with your life and all you can care about is a fucking pterodactyl?
If this is really who you are, you have little value as a person here, anon
Fuck OFF RIDLEYFAGS
Your retarded character ISNT IN THE GAME. Just accept that and either kill yourself or leave /v/
Jesus Christ you people are literally the fucking worst. Literal scum
>>263279742
The only reason I post on 4chan and obsess over pointless shit like anime and video games is to distract myself from the crushing emptiness of my own life.
Why are you here?
>>263279942
>you people are literally the fucking worst
Anon, that's a very weird way to spell ironic shitposters and pepeposters
>>263280149
No Ridleyfags are
Every single fucking Smash thread gets infested with this scum. Every single fucking day threads like THIS get posted.
I just want it over. I wish every Ridleyfag was dead so I could just go to a /v/ without Ridleyshit plastered everywhere as if he was the third fucking coming of Christ
>>263281221
OP here, I made this topic because Ridley wasn't in, I could care less whether he was in or not..I was just making a shitty dumb topic to that Toy Story song.
anyway, going to use Wario and Palutena anyway.
>>263281470
Fuck you I don't care why you made this topic you are fueling the Ridley fire you couldn't let it die
You're giving this fuckers validation when they don't deserve such.
DEFEATED?! IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SHALL RETURN, SMASH 5! E3 2020! AHAHAHAHAHA
Are anything worth than in the whole internet than ridleyfangs are?
>>263281636
you could just..ignore the topic.
>>263270760
>"it's can't be true"
Anon really?
>>263281758
Kill yourself Ridleyfaggot.
>>263271247
>>263272223
>>263272097
>>263281719
>not being above "lel trolling ruse mastering" on the internet.
stay pleb
>>263279247
>4th
64 couldn't add more characters due to space, anon
Bowser, Lip, Mewtwo, and Ganondorf were going to be in it
meanwhile SSB3DS is 2.1 of 8 gigabytes and characters are getting cut.
>Sakurai: All characters from Brawl are coming back
>Lucas, IC, Wolf, Snake got cut
>his pending decision of bring back Mewtwo was discarded
>Ridley is still not completely seened as a boss yet
>>263281719
>Are anything worth than in the whole internet than ridleyfangs are?
>>263281926
Would if I cared about Ridley, or Even Metroid. Stay mad
>>263281758
You wouldn't ignore a fucking tumor, would you?
Fuck off Ridleyfag
>>263282096
Sakurai?
Mo' like always lie.
>>263282261
Kill yourself you underage faggot
>>263282325
>>263282567
>underaged
>>263275918
>big enough
>big
>big enouf
foar4 u
>>263274108
>>263276543
You at least have to admire their perseverance.
>>263275918
Yeah, because Pit wasn't popular enough for Brawl. The Ice Climbers weren't popular enough for Melee, right? I've pretty much accepted that Ridley isn't gonna be playable, but I still think he CAN be.
We've lost the battle, but the war is far from over. Until Smash 5, everyone, until Smash 5...
>>263284139
NES randoms get in because Sakurai actually has nostalgia for them
