>Ness? Who the heck is Ness?
>Ice Climbers? Who the heck are the Ice Climbers?
Literary WHOM?
Jigglypuff? Where the hell is Meowth?
Fuck you HAL.
>Pit? Who the hell is Pit?
I can't believe 9/11 just happened
>>260721819
who the fuck wanted meowth
>>260721940
I would have chosen Meowth over Jigglypuff.
But Jiggly's in because she was an easy alteration of Kirby.
>Shulk? Literally who is Shulk?
Marth? Who the fuck is this chick?
>>260721616
I think he's supposed to be like some Pokemon character from a Japan-only game. He says "pika thunder", right?
>>260722062
>not knowing shulk
>>260721898
9/11 didn't happen in 1999 dickbutt
>>260721898
WHat is 9/11?
>>260721616
>He's a what?
>>260722192
A wizard
>>260722192
That's Metroid, you idiot, protagonist of the series with the same name.
>>260721616
Why didn't they add Fulgore? He comes from what is Nintendo's only fighter franchise. Fuck it is even a game in Ness game!
>>260722487
>>260722192
Why doesn't Samus gets her armor destroyed like in Super Metroid? I am sure if Mega Man had been in this game, we would have his explosion when defeated! Doubt he will ever be in this, this is just for Nintendo characters. I am sure the game would cost double if we add Mega Man, and Capcom right now is sucking Sony's penis.
>>260722103
>Mfw everyone in my family including myself thought Marth was a girl
>>260721616
>He never subscribed to Nintendo Power
Damn son, you call yourself a Nintendo fan?
>Yoshi gets into Super Mario RPG when Luigi doesn't
>Yoshi gets three spinoff games
>Yoshi stars in Super Mario World 2 instead of Mario
>Yoshi gets into Mario 64 when Luigi doesn't
>Yoshi gets ANOTHER game on N64 and Mario isn't even in it
>Now Yoshi is in Smash Bros
Nintendo's Celes
>>260723465
but luigi is in all those games
>>260723465
Spoiler alert anon:Luigi's unlockable
>>260723873
Bullshit, I tried everything to unlock him in Mario 64 and nothing. I'm starting to not believe L is Real 2041
>>260724113
Yeah but where's King Koopa? You're saying Yoshi is more important than him?
the joke is that this thread should have no posts because everyone on /v/ was born after 1999
>>260721616
>In 1999 Earthbound was more relevant than Metroid
>>260724375
Who cares? It's most of Nintendo's heroes going at it. It's like, you wouldn't put Darkseid or Ra's al-Ghul in the middle of a fight between Superman and Batman. It just muddies up the water.
>>260722142
Good lord, I wasn't the only one who thought that.
Also the main reason why I even bothered playing Smash Bros. is because a friend told me Captain America was in it.
>>260722152
I thought Xenoblade was about that blue haired girl.
>>260723465
>Comparing Celes to LightningFUCK YOU
>Underage fags playing pretend on an imageboard
If you want to see how video games were actually discussed back in the 90s, go browse old usenet forums or something.
>>260727550
It's honestly not all different from the usual stuff you see in current popular image boards and forums.
Hell, I remember finding one that was talking about how 3rd Strike was a "fake" street fighter and that Alpha 2 was the best.
>>260727550
I didn't even use that.
It used to be AOL and the Antagonist Gaming Network or something like that.
You smashfaggots are literately worse then tumblr, i will love the game but you guys are by far the most obnoxious fucking community ever.
>>260730067
this
also
>game has unique and very popular characters,
>now just has fucking clones and characters that no one knows who the fuck they are
>>260726072
Your think of Xenosage
in two years, on september the 11th, i'll give you 500 million dollars if you meet me on the top floor of the world trade center at 7am
this is not a joke
>tfw I actually played Earthbound on the SNES back when it was released
>>260721894
ITS NOT PIT
IT'S ICARUS
>>260722883
>mega man
>in smash bros
>ever
Keep dreaming man, but he'll never happen;-;
>>260721616
DUDE I CHECKED AOL THIS MORNING AND GUESS WHAT.
THE WORLD IS GOING TO END.
Y2K MAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>260730767
Captain N-icus has lied to you.
>>260730807
Smash Bros. is Nintendo only. Anyone expecting characters like Sonic the Hedgehog and Mega Man are fucking retards.
>>260722062
She-Hulk
>>260730330
Every Smash has clones
Every Smash has characters that people won't know at a glance
>>260731571
Yoshi was in that too.
>>260721894
>not watching the Brawl trailer live at E3 and hearing the entire room cheer at his arrival
He was in that obscure JRPG that sold like shit and is expensive as fucksounds like Shulk huh? :^)
>>260736784
>Earthbound's US release
>In retailers everywhere
>Xenoblade's US release
>Only in Jewstop with marked up used copies