Hello /v/, today I am going to read you a story.
This one is called "Ridley's Big Day."
Ok, go ahead.
>>260580745
This better be worth it.
Once upon a time, there was a big, strong boy by the name of Ridley. He lived on a faraway planet called Zebes, where he spent all day playing with his good friends, the Space Pirates and the Metroids.
Ridley, the Space Pirates and the Metroids all went on many adventures together. They were the best of friends.
I detect massive amounts of potential.
ok
I'll just sit here and listen.
>>260581114
was there SCIENCE involved?
BANEDAY?
>>260581114
d'aww
Ridley also had another friend. He did not know his name, and he only came to visit on rare occasions. But when this special friend arrived, Ridley always had great fun.
Ridley and his special friend would play all day until it was time for Ridley to go to bed. And every day after, Ridley's friend would disappear.
>>260581114
Go on...
>>260581114
There better be SCIENCE OP.
>>260581414
>>260581414
>Don't worry he's just sleeping
>>260581414
Silly Ridley, robots can't be friends
But one day, Ridley woke up much earlier than usual. To his surprise, his special friend was still there! Ridley was very happy; he had never seen his friend stay for two days.
When Ridley approached his special friend, he was climbing into a strange vessel. Before Ridley could let his friend know he was there, he flew right off the planet Zebes!
>>260580745
STOP! IT'S TOO BIG! IT'S FAR TOO BIG TO POST IT ALL!
>>260581701
oh no!
and then he wasn't in smash
>>260581710
Four you
RIDLEY
THATS METROID, SHE HATES YOU, SHE WANTS TO KILL YOU
>>260581701
ESCAPE PLANET ZEBES BEFORE IT EXPLODES
UH OH
For the first time, Ridley knew where his mysterious friend went whenever he disappeared. Or rather, he knew how he disappeared. This was a very exciting thing for Ridley to learn!
Many of Ridley's friends, such as the Space Pirates and the Metroids, would be afraid to leave the planet Zebes. But Ridley was a very strong and brave boy, so he followed his special friend all through space.
>>260582116
very deep story telling
>>260581949
>thats metroid
its samus you dense fucker
>>260582528
>being this new
>>260582528
no he isn't u retard
>>260582649
>implying this wasn't a b8
>implying you aren't reverse-b8ing
>implying I am not double-reverse b8ing
>>260582649
hurr durr I'm trying to cover up my terrible mistake by calling him new.
please stop dumb ass
Unfortunately, Ridley's peculiar friend made many peculiar turns. Ridley followed his friend less closely the further he went, and eventually his friend was a little dot in the far distance.
Ridley soon arrived on a new planet. It was a strange world, full of strange creatures he had never seen before. But his friend – his faraway, mysterious, peculiar friend – had arrived here.
>>260582649
This is neo-/v/, doesn't even know who Samus is
>>260583004
>jiggly puff
>in smash 4
lol
>>260582956
but you are actually new
let me spoonfeed you newfag
calling things by the wrong name is an old epic meme around here. people call master chief halo, for example on purpose to make epic memes and laughs for everyone
>>260583117
Metroid's hot girlfriend in the blue suit?
Stop shitposting and wait for the next page faggots.
Ridley was very nervous! Though he was brave enough to follow his friend, he had no idea he would land in such an unusual place.
However, Ridley desperately wanted to find his special friend and set out to find him. Luckily, Ridley was much taller than the creatures of this new planet; he could look for his friend without bothering them.
>>260583675
Dongey gong is such a bro
>>260583117
great memes anon
>>260583675
>muddy mole
kek this retard
>>260583675
>Ridley being that much bigger than Bowser
lel
After much time spent searching, Ridley smiled a big, wide smile. At last he found his special friend! Ridley could not be any happier.
Politely, Ridley waited until his special friend had finished his conversation with one of the strange creatures of this planet. Maybe, Ridley thought, he could meet some of these creatures too after he spoke to his friend.
>>260584172
>NTR
>>260584172
uh oh
OP I'm gonna cry here fuck.
>>260584172
>arm cannon on left arm
no fuck you
>>260584172
F-Forget your friend Ridley... R-Run...
Ridley's special friend did not want to be his friend anymore.
>>260584720
SAMUS NO
YOU BROKE POOR RIDLEY'S HEART
>>260584720
Ridleyare you me ?
>>260584720
;_;
>>260584720
thats a big heartbreak
>>260584720
R-Ridley-San...
>>260584720
This is so sad
>>260584720
>a manlet made this story
stopped reading there
>>260584720
>>260584720
...NO!
>>260584720
>>260584720
>>260584720
But w-women loves huge people r-right ?
>>260584720
>>260584720
SMASH THEM, RIDLEY
SMASH THEM ALL
>>260584720
Fucking whores.
>>260584720
>>260584720
>Ridley got smaller
Confirmed.
>>260584720
But this isn't his robot friend anymore. This is just Cameron Diaz.
D-don't stop there OP
>>260584720
NIET
>>260584720
and Ridley wasnt confirmed for Smash
The End, niggers!
>>260585281
It's because his big heart shrunk three sizes that day.
>>260584720
R-Ridley
When Ridley learned this, Ridley became very sad. If his special friend did not want him to be here, surely none of the other creatures of the strange, new planet would either.
Ridley decided to fly back home. It was a very long way. He may have gotten lost. But Ridley didn't care.
>>260585341
not op
>>260585417
>>260585417
>>260584720
OP this is way too many feels to handle
![tumblr_n9x9dhHxA11s9tehdo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nNHRGTV.png "tumblr_n9x9dhHxA11s9tehdo1_500[1].png")
>>260585417
>>260585417
this shit better have a happy ending holy fuck
>>260585417
>>260585417
Oh my god I'm literally tearing up
![I_Don't_Care_Anymore_Phil_Collins[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jNZnhou.jpg "I_Don't_Care_Anymore_Phil_Collins[1].jpg")
>>260585417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLpfbcXTeo8
>>260585417
Look what you faggots did!
>>260585417
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIII will always love youooouooooo
>>260585417
I can't be doin with these unexpected feels OP
>>260581414
>he
>>260585417
>>260585309
Oopsthe name was a bad joke from another thread
>>260585417
>post yfw sakurai made this thread and is leading up to a ridley reveal
![That+feel+man+I+know+that+feel.+That+feely+feel+_a91bc488b1770d28e8a0ddda7df995e6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HNLQLvd.jpg "That+feel+man+I+know+that+feel.+That+feely+feel+_a91bc488b1770d28e8a0ddda7df995e6[1].jpg")
>>260585417
>>260583191
Nice meme
>>260585417
YOU BETTER GIVE IT A HAPPY ENDING PLEASE PLEASE
>>260585417
>crying in a /v/ thread
UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I MUST STOP.
>>260585679
Ridley doesn't know any better you insensitive jerk!
>>260584720
YOU CANT DO THIS OP.
NOT NOW
>>260584720
lms if u crai evertim
FINISH THE STORY YOU FUCK
someones gonna pastebin this story and make an imgur gallery with the pics right?
ITT
In the future, you will be telling your great-grand kids where you were when Ridley had his Big Day.
>>260585772
>>260585341
Wait, The End was confirmed for Smash?
Come on, OP, finish the story
FINISH THE STORY DAMN YOU
>tfw Ridley flew into a black hole out of pure despair and was never seen again
Eventually Ridley returned home. Ridley had a very long time to think about what had happened. It took him a very long time to return to the planet Zebes.
When Ridley arrived, he was surprised! Many of his good friends, the Space Pirates and the Metroids, were there waiting for him. "Ridley! You're back! We missed you!" they cried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-B2iHDdTw
OP is a worthless piece of shit
>>260584720
FINISH THE STORY OP
>>260586624
Space Pirates confirmed bros.
>>260586624
>>260586624
Fuck bitches acquire SCIENCE
>>260586624
welp
>>260586624
RIDLEY YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT SPACEWHORE.
>>260586624
:D:
>>260583158
confirmed by the leak, don't be dumb
>>260586624
a happy ending?
>>260586624
>>260586665
I take it back OP, you're cool
>>260586624
yay!
>>260586624
>>260586624
I expect a Zoe Quinn or Five Guys reference in the future of this comic.
RIDLEY
IS
TOO
BIG
FOR
SMASH
BROS.
>>260586793
>Lucina, Dark Pit, and Dr. Mario all away from their respective franchises
Why?
>>260586624
why do i have a bad feeling about this?
>>260586845
Why
It's not a comic it's a bedtime story
It's not relevant
You're not funny
>>260586856
No anon
it's just his heart
>>260586624
Take revenge. An all out invasion of planet smash bros
>>260586624
>>260586624
>>260586624
Then K Rool conformted him because he's the only one that understands him.
>>260586965
*nods respectfully towards you*
>>260586936
I call it "Clone Corner."
>>260586936
roster isn't complete
still more characters
>>260586624
:')
But then...
Unfortunately, Ridley woke up after flying through space for so long that he had forgotten he was even still on his way home. When he had returned, his Space Pirate friends and the Metroids had left a note. It read, "We are off to watch the games! Hope to see you there buddy!"
Ridley was devastated. He was alone and even his friends were gone for who knows how long. After much worry, he decided it was time to go back to sleep, to sleep for a very, very long time. As he closed his eyes, he could faintly hear the sounds of cheering and laughing. If only he could have been part of the fun...
>>260587197
nononononononono
>>260587206
Do it faggot
>>260587197
>>260587206
But why
>>260587197
FUCKING NO, STOP
>>260587206
OP WHY
>>260587206
lmao nice fake faggot
>>260587206
rekt
>>260587197
>>260587206
>>260587206
Why
Why did you do this
>>260587206
This thread will end in a link to Ridley's reveal video. Calling it now.
>>260587206
;-;
Ridley was quite happy to see all his good friends. "I shouldn't be sad my special friend has left!" he thought. "I have very many good friends right here at home. Maybe these friends are my true, special friends after all."
Ridley, the Space Pirates and the Metroids all threw a big party to celebrate Ridley's big return. Ridley had the most he had ever had; even more fun than when his old special friend came to visit!
Maybe that friend would never arrive again, Ridley thought. But even if he didn't, that was okay. Whenever he was at home and with his many friends, every day wasa smash.
The end.
>>260587206
fake
>>260587197
>>260587206
>3 seconds apart
Stop trying to hijack OPs thread faggot.
>>260587197
>Untitled12.png
>>260587206
>Untitled12.png
Seems like a fake's among us.
>>260587206
>>260587197
>Untitled 12
>4 seconds apart
Fakery?
>>260587206
DONT DO IT!
>>260587434
MUCH BETTER
>>260587206
NICE TRY FAGGOT
>>260587206
IT'S FAKE
IT'S FAKE
>>260587206
NO, RIDLEY
STOP
NO
>>260587434
5/5
>>260587434
OP here, that's not me
>>260587197
>>260587206
Fakes.
>>260587434
Real
Good end.
Sleep well, everyone.
>>260587434
True ending right her
>>260587434
>those balloons
>>260587206
Nigger stop playing with my feelings.
This can't be how it ends.
Ridley has a fun time with his Space Pirate and Metroid friends and lives happily forever after.
Come on.
>>260587434
OH GOD IT'S ME 3 ENDING DEBACLE ALL OVER AGAIN
>>260587434
STOP MESSING WITH MY FEELS
>>260587434
adorable
>>260587434
>>260587206
WHICH END REALLY HAPPENED? SOMEONE PLEASE. WHICH ONE IS REAL?
>>260587434
IS HAPPY END
>>260587434
CARLOOOOOOSSSS
>>260586936
doesn't matter, the shulk pose is the same as the one revealed this morning. this leak is real, jigglypuffs in, save it and stay informed
>>260587675
>not yellow and blue
>>260587434
I LOVE YOU, OP
>>260587434
This post was all a dream he suffered moments before his neck snapped from the hanging in >>260587206
>>260587706
The second one is real
Why am I tearing up?
>>260587434
9.8/10
-had me on the edge of the seat
-game of the year
-too videogamey
>>260584720
OH NO
>>260587706
It's obvious if you look at the artstyle on the hanging pic. Compare how much "messy" white lines there are on the inside of Ridley. The happy ending is canon
>>260587434Thanks doc
>>260587434
YES
THANK YOU
>>260587434
thanks doc
![absolutely%20disgusting[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8f8Zw59.jpg "absolutely%20disgusting[1].jpg")
>>260587434
>happy end makes me cry harder
>>260587434
>>260587206
So he hung himself and dreamed about that happening or did someone try to throw us off? I don't know anymore.
YES
NO
MAYBE
I DONT KNOW
CAN YOU REPEAT THE COMIC
HOLY SHIT 10/10
>>260587434
![A_Smiling_Lemon_Half_Royalty_Free_Clipart_Picture_091014-144350-404009[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qr8cybU.jpg "A_Smiling_Lemon_Half_Royalty_Free_Clipart_Picture_091014-144350-404009[2].jpg")
>>260587434
Ridley doesnt need to be in Smash. Hes having a grand old time on Zebes.
>>260587434
I'm smiling... but I'm crying? What is this complex feeling?
>>260587434
GOOD END CONFIRMED?
That was nice. I liked it, OP.
>>260587919
there are three with the same filename posted at almost he same time.
2 are fakes.
![1400826526516[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rKy3KNA.jpg "1400826526516[1].jpg")
>>260587434
>Smash Bros. will never, ever have a friend as good as Ridley
>>260588152
the bad end looks nothing like the others and is incredibly poorly shopped, this is obvious if you just looked at anything but the thumbnail.
>/v/ after OP's comic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Jll9_EiyA
Someone compile this and send it to Sakurai.
Toasting some epic bread
And nobody made a story about King K. Rool so he dead. The end.
10/10 story
>>260588296
The bad end is fake as fuck, but the "But then" one doesn't look that much different from the others.
I kinda wanna see how the non canon story continues.
This is the best thread I've seen all day. <3
>>260588565
Yeah, cause it's copy pasted and not followed up with anything.
And everyone lived happily ever after!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9XlgpqtzA8
"Hey, can I join the party too?" Said another little boy, even bigger than Ridley.
"Fuck off Kraid, not even I like you." The young dragon explained, as he and the rest of the space pirates danced the night away.
>>260588445
>things that you can't see don't exist
You are literally autistic. It's a sign of underdeveloped social awareness (baby-peekaboo-level, in fact) to forget about objects continuing to exist even when not observed. Therefore, autism.
Thank you, everyone, for listening to my story. It was a pleasure writing this! But one question still remains: What did Ridley and his friends do after the party?
Did he go watch his friend, even though he was sad? Did he stay and play with his friends? Should we find out or should we save that story for another time?
>>260588696
Yeah fuck you Kraid
>>260588696
sick burn
>>260587434
Well, that sure was afuck you!
>>260588670
>>260588696
>>260588780
WHICH ONE IS FAKE
WHICH
FUCKING
ONE
>>260588780
>Should we find out or should we save that story?
Yes.
>>260587197
>>260587206
not OP
>>260588780
another time i have to save this happy feels op
>>260588924
all of them except maybe the last one
>>260588780
Mfw it all depends if Ridley is confirmed or not in 2 weeks.
>>260588780
Please, tell us how the Big Day concludes, OP!
>>260588696
Except that Kraid is in Brinstar on 3DD
>>260587465
That is what he gets for not having a darned tripcode.
>>260588887
fuck off ultros youre old
>>260584720
Why?
;_;
/r/ing storybook Ridley r34
>>260584720
manlets ruins everythings.
>>260587434
Sucks
>>260587206
Much better.
>>260588445
WHATS THIS?
100% real new part 2 story :^)
>Wanted to slap these into a .pdf for posterity
>OpenOffice is a flaming piece of shit that resizes the image no matter what
gg
I hope some of you fuckers have screencap this
>>260589354
my ass
>>260589354
HAPPENING
>>260589150
Here you go
>>260589354
Gengar attacking an inflamed sphincter
>>260589354
OH SHIT OH SHIT
THANK YOU SAKURAI
>>260589492
i like this pacman design a lot, it's good
>>260589441
You wish your ass was that big.
>>260589150
>>260588780
Big gay orgy
>>260589354YES
>>260587434
th-thanks doc :')
>>260584720
>>260585417
Poor Ridley.
>>260589483
thanks i came
>>260589290
K ROOL FUCKING CONFIRMED
DEVILCAR FAGS BTFO
>>260589671
hah its yours my friend
>>260589483
8/10 very acceptable should be dignified with a response but not with a smug reaction image
>>260588696
Ridley would NEVER say that.
>>260588670
>Copyright 2013 Pablo Escobar Medellin Cartel Hells Angels White Genocide Walsh Hoffa John F Kennedy Jr Owens Nancy Owens Sonny Barger Griselda Blanco CIA Rivi Ayala Falcon Magluta Sanchez Popeye Clewiston Allison Napoles White Rabbit Pablos White Rabbit Molly Bloody Mary Mary Poppins Reagan Jodie Foster Hoax Skinheads Robert Richard Tommy Gladys Zodiac KKK Dyess Buchanan Hendry County Vallejo Delgado D'Alessandro La Quicka Serial Killer Con Bestiality Kill Porn Child Molestation Lesbian Gay Anal New World Order Mutilation Cannibal gum Necrophilia War Infilatration Hilter Gun Money torture machete raper pistol Whiskey White Rabbit raptos sex slave human trafficking bones blood fish alligator Roland Martin Sanchez king lord paso finos colombian cuba cuban mexico mexican hardcore treasure DEA CIA FBI conspiracy theory Ollie Dahmer Iceman BTK Ochoa cowboys knife acid fingerprints sugar cane bondage starvation Montura Estates 911 twin towers
wh-what?
>>260589897
>this thread made by Sakurai's team or leakers
>they are secretly complimenting each other
Can someone compile this some how so I can post it later in Ninfundo threads?
>>260589897
fuck i didnt even mean it like that and now im cracking up at what ive just said
