They're not even being subtle about it anymore.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/get-call-of-duty-advanced-warfare-items-by-buying-/1100-6421911/
>Ardent Call of Duty fans and snack-food junkies alike will have the opportunity to customize their Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare experience with exclusive items that can only be obtained by buying Doritos and Mountain Dew.
>The newly announced Fuel Up for Battle promotion will see specially marked Mountain Dew and Doritos products include codes that can be redeemed online at dewanddoritos.com. Doing so will unlock cosmetic items for use in Advanced Warfare through the game's Supply Drops system, which we first heard about when the game's multiplayer was unveiled earlier this month.
my fucking sides
Imagine if Smash Bros. did this.
they're two great snack foods that go together well
all memes aside, that shit is the best and i would eat it regularly if it wasn't awful for your health
>Call of Dewty
And you care because of reasons, right OP?
>>259842470
>Experience
Erytiem
>>259843450
>go together well
Maybe if your taste buds are dead.
>>259843610
well if you're playing call of duty you probably have no taste anyway...
>>259843417
They do
Thankfully it's forgivable since they're figurines that are related and not a fucking snack food
>>259842470
it's funny how mountain dew doesn't even exist in my country.
>mfw i thought at first you could win actual tactical vests and helmets with dewrito logos in real life
I used to buy the wow dews all the time because the flavors were great. The only one I actually drink is voltage because it tastes 10x better than any other flavor.
>>259842470
...does the armour have the Dew and Doritos logo on it?
>>259842470
I hate fucking doritos, they taste like outdated shit that was left under the sun in the middle of the sahara
>>259843695
Fair enough.
>dewanddoritos
Dunno why but that made me laugh.
I don't see how this is any worse than what Valve does. No, actually this is better because you get some food out of it.
>>259844045
That was not the case a few years ago, but seems to be the trend now. Every fucking bag i get of cool ranch tastes that way.
>>259842470
>They're not even being subtle about it anymore.
Of course they don't. CoD is the ultimate casual experience and they know it, they just want to reach more and more people no matter what, their focus are people who never ever played games.
>dewanddoritos.com
How did Dewritos even get so popular?
I like Doritos, but i also like shit like Ruffles and Cheetos more.
I only drink Mountain Dew at parties or if my friends offer to share. And I be a complete idiot about it too, yelling shit like "Do the Dew!" while I drink it.
I don't even like Mountain Dew, I just like to act like an idiot at parties.
>>259842470
i don't even like doritos. Mountain Dew is okay though. Fanta is still better.
It waan't subtle when the exact same promotion was attached to Halo either. Or when dewanddoritos.com was used to promote Xbones.
Of course theyre doing this, the market is huge. Meet someone new and ask what type of video games they play, chances are itll be a shooter or a moba.
Shooters died awhile ago, its one genre that aged horribly. Its all the same shit
>>259844746
I've known a few friends that drink mountain dew exclusively, like in metric shit ton amounts that wonder why their teeth are destroyed.
>>259844746
You sound like a faggot
>>259843876
If I could win an actual helmet or body armor by buying mountain dew i'd probably dew it.
Shit's fucking expensive, ask /k/.
The best Doritos are 3D Doritos. They were better made for gamer fuel too.
>>259845027
>he doesn't like to have fun
>>259844694
who is that goddess in the blue
>>259844746
>ruffles
okay
>cheetos
shit
For some reason I can't even eat barbecue Lay's chips anymore. I used to be able to as a kid. I can only take original flavored chips or any sort now, everything else tastes like shit.
>>259845136
>go to a k meet up
>some guy is decked out in dewritto tactical gear
>lilpony assault rifle
>>259845415
I still like sour cream and onion and salt and vinegar but for the most part, any potato ship that isn't original is awful
>>259842470
>implying coke hasnt been doing this for more than a decade
shit man i remember collecting caps for that Coke based habbo hotel that would earn you items to put in your rooms.
but really though, who cares.
>>259845395
But anon, why wouldn't you want to buy an overpriced plushie in real life for shitty in-game hats? Do you hate pre-ordering games for genuine bonuses that will fall in price within a few months?
>>259843695
#ThisIsNextGEN
finally the game and gayming experience I was waiting for, only now I understand why there are no exclusive games on the ps4 and xbone, why bother when the end all be all game is coming in just a few weeks
>>259842470
Fuel CP for battle?
>>259845415
>>259844746
>2014
>not eating fritos
>the superior chip in every shape and form
>>259843417
That reminds me. MGS did it,and nobody cared.
>>259845706
fritos are only good in frito pies
>>259842470
any body else getting this game?
it fucking actually looks bretty good this time.
>>259845885
>can't write
>excited about cod
>probably owns a ps4
>>259845731
>>259846003
ha ha, you crack me up
>>259845885
Are they going for gritty and realistic sci fi, or are they going to be campy and over the top like Black Ops?
Black Ops 1 was the only CoD I enjoyed after the WWII games ended
>>259846059
>>259845706
I eat Fritos though. They're good, but they have their own place.
>>259846689
>>259846297
based on what i've seen it looks kind of over the top
they stole memeland's gun system, which was perhaps the only good thing about that game.
There's exoskeletons and crazy jumping, so let's hope that it's over the top.
not the guy you're replying to btw
How do you guys handle eating that shit? Like, whenSkyrimcame out I bought a shit load of Ritoes and Dew cause it was funny, but a couple hours into eating and drinking that shit my stomach was fucked up, I was strung out from sugar and caffiene, and generally felt like I was dying.
>>259846059
>>259846689
>>259846943
I was thinking more about the Doritos and Dew in Peace Walker.
>>259846943
>>259845415
have you tried the "baked" bbq chips? it solved the problem for me, those things are amazing.
>see this article
>go on /v/ to see if there's a thread about it
you never disappoint /v/
>>259847142
I know, I'm just spamming my shitty Metal Gear memes.
I have never liked Dew, it does taste like pinesol cleaner. It really does.
>>259847054
>they stole memeland's gun system
Elaborate
>>259847539
When I tried it, it just tasted like even more sugary Sprite.
Though it might just have been slightly off since I was an import.
>>259847813
Imported sodas usually taste different than their domestic counterparts, Mexican Coke being a big example of this,
>>259847106
Eat in moderation, buddy.
>>259847142
>mountain dew and Doritos actually did exist in 1974
>>259848031
Why?
By imported I don't mean we have our own version or anything. It's not sold in my country. Or it wasn't last time I checked.
>>259843450
>Doritos better than anything
They're literally the worst snack
Pic related is the best Frito-lays snack, hands fucking down..
>>259846689
>SNACK EATER
I can't fucking breathe, holy shit
>>259849180
No, fuck YOU
>>259849387
FUCKING FIGHT ME THEN
>>259842470
IS THIS THE RETURN OF THE ONE AND ONLY POPE !
>>259848794
>Flamin' Hot Cheetos
I bought those by accident one day. I literally had to spit them out. They were the most disgusting things I had ever eaten.
>>259849968
How the fuck do you buy something accidentally?
>>259849823
Americlaps don't know shit about crisps.
>Implying they were ever subtle.
>>259850093
Being careless and not reading the label. I wanted Cheetos, and I didn't notice I had gotten the Flamin Hot kind.
>>259842470
>CoD now has TF2 crates
This can only get worse.
I guess I'll be living in the past instead of accepting this terrible future
>>259851584
>wanted to buy normal cheetohs
>Thinks flaming hot cheetohs are disgusting
I bet you're just some pussy ass faggot who can't handle the heat.
>>259850728
What do hedgehogs taste like?
>>259843417
Don't worry, Nintendo's on their way there!
>>259852129
LikeSANIC SPEED
>>259852129
Like a stolen night of passion with a sleek brown boy.
>>259842470
>HEY YOU!
>YEA YU!
>ARE YU?
>A WARIA???:?
>DEN YOU NID WARRIA FUEL!!!
>GO TO DROPDADEWYONDADOODY
>YOU HAVE A DOODY
>TO GET ALL THE DEWY
>FOR THE DEWY DOODY
>DEW OF DOOY
>IN STORES OF THE INTERNETS
>>259852129
They weren't really hedgehog flavour.
>>259844416
Really?
I only ever ate them as a kid and they always were nice crisp and cheesy. It's weird how the quality of some products can degrade over time as local producers start fucking more and more things up.
>>259852129
like an obstacle that always gets in my way
>>259842470
Guys is it true about Mountain Dew fucks up your semen?
>>259852419
Yeah, but atleast with this I can actually keep it
>>259855478
It fucks up a lot more than that if you drink lots of it
Sugars, including HFCS, is murder on your system if you dump too much into you.
>>259855478
Mountain dew fucks you up in tons of ways, though having a shit ton of sugar in your system probably makes your jizz sweeter. Sweet like corn syrup.
>>259842470
hahahahahahahahahah
xbots will defend this
>>259856151
Sugars that are melted down actually come out worse than say, fruit sugars. Eating fruit would be a far more effective way of doing that.not that I would know or anything. Honest
