How come Chrom can't be Noire's father?
>>259819246
Racist against Plegians.
Because Chrom is destined to marry awful women unless you're a FeMU and marry him yourself.
>>259819246
Why can't he be Laurent's father?
He can fuck any of the Shepherds except his sister and Miriel.
There's only one right man for Tharja.TEE HEE
>>259819790
>Evil family
My fellow gentleman of African American descent
>>259819790
>>259819790
That's notLibra
>>259819790
Why is Henry so based?
>>259819790
>not Gaius
>not marrying qt orange haired Noire
>not creating qt orange haired Morgan
>>259819513
And Tharja.
They really want to force you to marry him to Sumia or FeMU
Just going to post this
>>259819790
>galeforceless noire
best support though
>>259820702
>clown noses
ew
>>259820308
>orange hair Noire
>>259820857
Tharja is love, Tharja is life
>>259819790
>not pairing her up with Libra
Worse than Hitler.
>>259821150
mah nigga
>you will neck insert your dick into Tharja's asshole
Fuck this earth.
>>259821150
>class redundancy out the ass
>>259819246
Bitch can't make pies.
>>259821497
>you will neverconceive Noire and Morgan through tender love with cuddling and kissing
>>259821840
I think it's obvious the canon pairs for people have the women cooking for them. Chrom/Sumia, MU/Tharja, Olivia/Kellam I think, can't remember the others
>>259819790
Glad I wasn't the only one.
>>259821872
>you will neverconceive Noire and Morgan through tender love with cuddling and kissing
>>259822058
>MU/Tharja
>canon
good one
>>259821773
>min/maxing
>>259822058
>Chrom/Sumia
It only took a fucking cutscene shoved in my face for me to figure this out.
>Olivia/Kellam
NIGGER THAT ISNT GREGOR
>>259822165
Jokes nigga
>>259822447
I can't see Olivia/Gregor being canon
>>259822447
Gregor goes with Nowi, dummy.
>>259819790
that's not MU
>>259819790
Someone post Henry's reaction to Owain
>>259822881
Thank you
Only girl worthy of MU.
>>259820702
>>259820956
what does that matter? that artist hasn't just done MU/Tharja art.
>>259823027
Fire Emblem threads before Awakening
>Discussion of characters for their actual character, discussion of strategy, tactics, story, GAMEPLAY, some Lyn waifufaggotry but it never dominates discussion
Fire Emblem threads post-Awakening
>Tharja best girl
>Would you a dragon loli?
>What does Tharja's ass smell like?
>Gameplay almost never discussed save maybe eugenics, but that's it
Not only did Awakening kill the series in terms of gameplay but it hurt the quality of posts as well.
>>259823212
Every FE thread.
>>259822734
>>259822861
>I can't see Olivia/Gregor being canon
The way I saw it was his exuberance gets her to come out of her shell.
>Gregor goes with Nowi, dummy.
>Nowi
>magic lolis
das it mane
>>259823212
Thanks doc
>>259819790
> Not marrying him yourself
>>259823212
Did anyone even use the dumb Marth Lodestar character ever?
>>259823212
But Awakening has the second best gameplay of any FE after Radiant Dawn, maybe third after Genealogy of the Holy War. Also, eugenics and waifufaggotry are nothing new to the series.
>try to dick around in a Randomizer because it looks silly
>see an unit so shitty I immediately want to restart/stop.
My mind cant take this
>>259819246
He has some taste, anon
>>259823618
>responding to copypasta
>>259823592
I've used him
>>259823618
>Awakening has the second best gameplay of any FE
>>259823145
Fucking henry.
I need to play the game through fucking finally.
And then again because henry is so good.
First fire emblem so my beginnings were clunky and shitty, half of 1st generation party is completely useless and I only late salvaged generation 2. My MC is only rating 200+ character
>>259823618
Awakening is just the official version of FEGirls.
>>259819246
because he understood that MU secretly wants her.
>>259823526
and stop posting the same fucking fan art every time.
>m-muh canon
>>259824191
Like Crumb gives a fuck what MU wants.
Reminder that spotpass characters are not canon.
Emmeryn, Aversa, etc are all dead.
>>259824261
Here you goyou the guy who did those hilarious stutter posts?
>>259824674
Good, I'm glad they're dead. Except Gangrel, he was cool.
>>259824474
At least he gets his revenge
>>259823131
This. Real men bag the Amazon warrior.
>>259824890
Gaius is a pretty cool dude, but I wonder why he's such a popular homo pairing alongside Chrom and MU.
Best way to play this game is by making MC your perfect Waifu and headcanonning yourself as Chrom.
>>259825354
But Chrom's interactions with FeMU are garbage. It's better to just marry him off to the piebaking klutz and pretend you're having a gay affair.
>>259825354
What if I self-insert as FeMU and marry Chrom.
Does that make me gay?
>>259825634
Of course not.
>>259825562
>But Chrom's interactions with FeMU are garbage
>implying
>>259825832
You think rape is funny?
>>259819790
Not marrying her with MU to listen Noire say in the supports that Tharja mad a bitch out of Grima
>>259821150
>not pairing up libra with lissa
shiggy diggy
Because Tharja×MC is DESTINY.
No even Prince NTR himself can stop it.
>>259826107
>MU couldn't take it anymore so he became a dark god
>>259826174
>>259826337
>>259826174
>>259826337
I love this set so much
>>259824723
>stutter posts
what?
>>259826210
Women, am I right?
Who does Chrom marry if he doesn't get any supports?
>>259826487
>>259819331
But he can marry Robin.
>>259826487
Hold up, how did you get yours in bigger quality than mine? That was the biggest pixiv had for me
>>259823212
>>Would you a dragon loli?
Yes.
>>259826618
generic Maiden
>>259826073
you can't rape your spouse. anon. That's just silly.
http://strawpoll.me/2414349
Important.
>>259826618
Even if Chrom doesn't get a legit support level, he'll still marry a girl with the most support points in the same priority order(Sumia, Maribelle, etc.) or if they support and get crippled(e.g. Sumia gets a B support with Chrom, dies in combat, will still marry him at Chapter 11 if she has the highest support rank)
If you somehow marry off or have Chrom avoid pretty much all his potential brides for the entire game, he marries a generic villager. Lucina only inherits the standard Gen 2 modifier boost.
>>259826723
Lrn2 pixiv
>>259825634
Just means you've transcended beyond us.
>>259826945
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that Panne sleeps in the nude
>>259827212
Please tell me
>>259827252
How do you fight another Avatar?
>>259827252
How do you get the bride class? DLC?
>>259827403
Click the wumbo icon next to the picture.
>>259827324
Yeah, the anal one is pretty interesting too.
>>259827324
She does everything else in the nude too.
>>259827493
you streetpass
>>259827514
Beat DLC Smash Brethren 2
So where's all the Sully porn at?
>>259827812
Is this why Kjelle turned out gay?
>>259827521
The one on the right? When I do that and save the image it still saves it in the small version. Is it a premium feature?
>>259827514
>that pic
How? Two 3DS's and games lots of resets and constantly recruiting the character on street pass?
>>259828053
Wait, I'm fucking stupid, found it
>>259826945
I bet Kjelle sleeps in the nudeand Severa has walked in on her more than once.
>>259828176
just a guy that started the game over and over and registered his unit multiple times on the streetpass
Bride is fun.
>>259825832
the male interactions here are hilarious and made me seriously think Chrom was gay
>>259827812
how awkward it must be to hear your parents rutting and thrusting in the next tent over, unable to do anything about it for fear of becoming nonexistent.
I don't play this game. I come in these threads for the girls.
>>259828442
Oh, yeah. Forgot you can do it directly from the logbook, still autismal as fuck
>>259828994
BUT WHERE'S MORGAN?
>>259828354
>Guys get the Dreadknight Class
>Gals get the Bride.
>>259829160
She took the picture.She swims naked
>>259822289
Being this scrub-tier. Use the DLC instead of bitching about min/maxing. If it's that important to you, marry Cordelia ASAP, pick up Severa, then just start reclassing the fuck out of everyone until they're max stats. It isn't hard. It just requires work.
Also the Limit Breaker scroll completely removes the necessity for min/maxing.
>>259829318
thats my girl
Because, like every man with taste, he avoided Tharja like the plague she is.
>>259828994
I figured Kjelle would go with more of a sporty bikini.
>>259829318
>not striped bikini that matches her hair
not my girl
>>259829315
Dreadfighter is just a class brought back from FE2
Just with added Tome usage.
Bride is unique.
>>259828994
>no abs on Kjelle
>>259828994
>Kjelle not toned
>>259829543
Pretty much.
>>259828354
Miriel? More like Miracle.
>>259829857
>>259830004
>>259830146
>>259830198
>>259828994
>KY Jelly not swole
>no Morgan
>>259830395
>>259830004
>Miriel Goes commando.
>>259829857
I love Miriel because previous FE mages were scholars, but it was more like in the sense of Harry Potter schooling where they were just studying magic under some older dude or were just know-it-alls like Lute. Or they were just motherfucker that knew magic.
But Miriel is a bonafide scientist. Heliocentric theory, inventing fireworks, kinesiology. Miriel's the kind of girl I expect can take the Fire Emblem universe out of the "medieval level of technology" they've been stuck in for over 6000 years at this point in Awakening's timeline alone.
>>259830429
>whoever drew this is a Lucinafag
>>259830894
That is clearly Male Morgan with Lucina. So if anything FemU Married Chrom.
>>259830903
Who the fuck do you pronounce this guy's name? Lonk?
>>259830894
What makes you say that? That's male Morgan she's interacting with.
>>259831107
Long-koo.
They had to change it to Lon'zu for certain territories.
It fits the two syllable naming scheme for other Chon'sin characters like Say'ri and Yen'fay.
>>259830542
We need more Lewd Miriel.
>marry Lon'qu to Panne
>that fucking support where Yarne thinks he's cheating on Panne
>>259830429
>Kjelle cooking
they all dead
Female Grima a qt
>Not marrying Fred or Kellam to Cherche for a Aegis, Pavise, Luna, and Dual Guard+ wielding wyvern Batman
>Not marrying Stahl to Cordelia for Dual Guard+, Luna, and Vantage Severa
>Not marrying Lissa to Ricken for a magic Owain with Luna and Dual Guard, then turn him intoDread Fighterif you have the DLC
>>259831395
It even looks like it's glowing, that can't be good.
>>259830903
Lon'qu makes so much sense as Gerome's father but he acts so out of character in the generic father-son support.
>>259830878
Miriel could help the Fire Emblem-verse transcend above even our world, combining her knowledge of not only the physical but also the occult sciences to unlock the secrets of the universe.
>>259831380
It's the same father-child support, no matter who the father is. It IS a little more fun depending on who you marry, though, like Virion!Inigo or Henry!Cynthia.
>>259831832
>green
It must be that seaweed that gave MU/Sully the shits.
>>259830894
Looks like a Tharjafag to me, unless that Robin over there is supposed to be female.
>>259832124
It is a female Robin. In the picture, she married Chrom, so Lucina and Male Morgan are siblings.
>>259831375
>not NEET Miriel
come on, anon.
besides, Miriel's pure.
>>259832124
Tharja stalks you regardless of gender and who you married. It fits no matter what.
>>259832124
That is supposed to be female Robin. Tharja is just sexually attracted to Robin regardless of gender.
>>259831832
>"looks good, mother?"
>"the hell do I know! I'm not a cook! Now go serve it with potatoes"
>>259832334
Tharja is probably more attracted to the Grima power in him or her.
That's kind of why I like FeMU better storywise.
>>259829519
The worst thing about Lissa is how good her supports with Lon'qu are. I still like MUxLissa supports, but Lon'quexLissa just feels more natural.
>>259831395
>>259830429That picture is missing TikiMaybe she's in her room masturbating while screaming Mar Mar's name.
>>259832840
It's missing all of the paralogue characters besides Donnel.
>>259832624
That's because they are really good for each other and it parallels with Lon-qu's past according to his supports with Cherche who is also amazing in her support with him
Lissa and MU are too cute together so I roll this way, self insert male MU, marry Lissa and Lonqu to Cherche, femMu, marry Stahl and Lonqu to Lissa
>>259832269
>>259832616
That's too lewd.
>>259833237
I thought only the exalted bloodline could use that
>>259832269
>>259833168
>lon'qu and miriel
>>259833406
pretty sure anyone can use it to cut potatoes
>>259833406deepest lore
>>259833406Exactly.
>>259833432
>not laughing your ass off when Miriel took the time to fill Lon'Qu's tent with marble statues of women and he then resorts to smashing them all.
>>259833406
You can probably use it to cut things. Since in Lucina's sibling Support her brother or sister use it to cut an apple, yet the support is still about whether they can use it as a weapon or not.
>>259833229
>>259833432
It's a good pairing.
>>259823726
/thread
I honestly can't see Miriel acting all Motherly. She seems too cold and emotionless.
>>259833406
>>259834090
Have you never seen anime
>>259833808
Did you watch the entire cutscene?Chrom comes by in the end and notices the sibling slives the block perfectly
>>259833842
Severa's a really subtle lesbian, isn't she?
Who else went Loli eye patchFeMC and married Walhart?
>>259834163
Every fucking time
>>259834245
probably
>>259834163
>not this one you fucking idiot.jpg
What am I supposed to take away from that? It didn't help at all.
>>259834245
Kjelle's the carpet muncher, Severa's just a terrible person
>>259834341
He conquered your vagoo with his giant penis?
>>259834245
Kjelle is the dyke.
>>259834436
If Severa is so terrible why does Noire trust her so much?
>>259834616
Look who is Noire's mother.
Noire's literally retarded.
>>259834341
had support C with Chrom so I had to marry her with Gaius
>>259834341
All Femus are qts
>>259834735
Don't talk shit on my daughteru you asshole
Why isHenryso perfect?
This is canon in my eyes
>>259834090
Miriel's just not very expressive with her emotions, though she does have them.
Some of her supports she voices that it bothers her that she's so detached.
>>259834436
>terrible person
Telling someone that their fly is down isn't terrible.
>>259834601
Kjelle doesn't seem any more gay than Severa, I don't see how you can say Kjelle is more gay unless you're counting how she acts, but then that would just make her a butch lesbian.
>>259834735
Picking Severa to lean on is actually pretty smart. Kjelle hates weakness, Lucina is too busy and Cynthia already needs someone to take care of her. Severa is the best option.
>>259834245
>>259834601
>>259834436
If they're lesbians, why don't they have S-Support with anyone besides the male characters?
checkmate yurifags.
>>259835545
And then Noire herself can dote on her sister Morgan
>>259835163
She drank a vial of unknown origin and started trying to get into Severa's panties. At first, it's implied that she drank booze, but Severa reads the label after she stumbles off and finds out it's Truth Serum.
IS only hinted that Severa likes the poon. They flatout say it with Kajelle.
>>259835372
The character designs remind me a lot of No More Heroes for some reason.
>>259835565
It's called subtlety.
>>259835565
Because Nintendo.
>>259835718
Same character designer.
>>259835565
Because that's DLC
>>259836552
Cool.
>>259836783
Why are so many females in the army obsessed with Tharja's body?
>>259836972
Her JP bio description said she had the nicest body in the army.
>>259836590
>LISSAWILLYOUMARRYME
That's just hilarious.
>>259836590
Fake and gay.Literally.
>>259823212
>implying Awakening is the cause
>implying it's not just /v/ overall
>>259836972
>>259837073
I don't care much for her personality, but she does have a body for sex.
>>259836590
Are these hard-coded into the game, or is somebody fucking around?
>>259837469
Somebody fucking around.
>>259823592
King Marth is pretty tight until Chrom starts hitting endgame level stats.
was it all a part of Miriel's fever dream /v/?
Or have we all been deceived by Sumia's evil schemes?
>>259837321
it's possible that she hexed her body, or that she constantly keeps hexing the other girl's bodies to keep MU on her.That's what she thinks
>>259838067
Look at that mischievous smile. Clearly we all fell victim to her elaborate ruse.
>>259837321
Sounds like almost every woman.
>>259838236
Sumia's a Level 20 Ruse Meister?
>>259838067
If that were the case then Cynthia would have to be faking it too
>>259838970
Cynthia's too retarded to think of that.
>>259838067
If it's meant to attract men, then why does she has so few male support options?
>>259838067
Chrom and Sumia are my favorite power couple.
>>259836590
>Chrom and Cordelia
Fuck you.I'm still mad that wasn't a possibility.
>>259838067
That's probably how Sumia does it, yes. Also she supplies weed to the rest of the army.
>>259838970
Have you seen her supports with Inigo? Cynthia just does it in the opposite fashion. Craft a heroic persona and bitches are all over, giving her gifts and shit.
>>259839139
She's ugly and dumb and doesn't realize that being ugly and dumb AND clutzy doesn't attract men.
Can't afford food if you're wasting half of it to the floor every time you trip
>>259839139
Well, she never said it actually worked
>>259838970
>>259839057
Do we have any prove Cynthia isn't faking it too.
>>259839335
They probably only give her things because they think she's retarded.
>>259839769
Go to bed, Inigo
>>259839254
But then Severa wouldn't have become mentally unstable and gay, and that's boring.
There are so many marriage options for Robin. How are you supposed to pick just one?
He/She can even marry 2nd Gen characters. If Naga was a character, he could marry her too.
>>259840264
Just pickChrom
>>259840264
RobinxGaius is 2qt
>>259840147
But she would have been Lucina's cute little sister.And that's lesbian incest.
>>259840631
>Did you just call me Bubbles?
>>259835565
Same-sex relationships will be in the next Fire Emblem games after the commotion raised over Tomodachi Life.
Same-Sex relationships is a winning issue now, unlike the past, there are now more people that support it than don't. Now the controversy comes from NOT including themI really just want my delicious yuri ships in Fire Emblem
Tharja is a straight up yandere for Robin.
Besides, ChromxSumia is canon.
