What videogames let me play as frustrated musicians with $600,000 USD in debt?
>>259795254
Life
>>259795254
The Sims
>>259795254
I NEVER THOUGHT
Toilet Showdown > Drake and Josh Superstar saga
We had this thread already faggotBut lets have anotherNick thread
WHY'D YOU MAKE IT SO COMPLICATED WHOAOHOAHOAHOAH
>>259795459
THAT /V/'s SO SINFUL BUT
>>259795590
>not SupersphereSaga
>>259795254
This game has better stealth than Metal Gear
![Drake_Bell[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S3xvdI2.jpg "Drake_Bell[3].jpg")
I always thought Drake was ugly motherfucker.
It weirded me out to see him pushed as the ladies man on that show.
He looks like there's something wrong with him, like he got stung by bees or something
>>259795683
I FIND A WAY, I FIND A WAY
>josh
>the nerdy fat kid
>hollywood superstar
>drake
>the cool guy
>only shows up in the live action fairly odd parents
>>259795807
How was josh supossed to be ladies man with his fatness and his goody two shoes face?
>>259795952
how about not hiring drake in the first place
>>259795948
>hollywood superstar
That's a stretch.
![8043_Drake-Bell-d_copy_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mEigZzQ.jpg "8043_Drake-Bell-d_copy_2[1].jpg")
>>259795952
How bout neither of them be the ladies man.
Trying to pass off this chimpanzee-wearing-a-bad-wig looking piece of shit as a Casanova because Josh is comparatively uglier is just retarded.
>>259796237
He was popular in amanda's show
Josh becoming fit and handsome killed the show for me.
He barely did the shit he did in the first two seasons. He didn't even play videogames anymore
>>259796327
That guy on the right looks more like Dan than Arin.
>>259796438
did he become hot of his own volition and the writers had to change shit? or did his handlers get him into shape
>>259796797
He was obese and probably a 20 year old virgin.
He probably got in shape for his own good.
>>259796438
josh dating that ballbuster bitch killed it for me
>>259796438
Season 2 Josh > Season 1 Josh > Handsome Josh
>>259796797
He got fit because he was giving a bad example.
So yes, staff got him fit
>>259796946
>>259796929
>>259796797
In the third season of Drake & Josh, Peck was noticeably thinner than he used to be, and by the fourth season of the show, he had lost even more weight. Peck stated: "I made a conscious effort to lose weight because I knew I could be happier as well as being healthier. I started by going on a diet a year and a half ago and I got a personal trainer, but I definitely have a healthier lifestyle now. Also I feel that because I do so much television, I am a better role model. I don't really understand why I should be a role model, but I know that kids do look up to me, so it is my responsibility to motivate people and be inspiring. I hope that I can do that for kids. It doesn't really matter what you look like though"
I always saw iCarly as a sequel to Drake and Josh in which the entire family was killed in a car accident except Megan, who suffered amnesia. Crazy Steve was the only witness and managed to save Megan and kidnapped her, building an elaborate web of delusions for himself and her in order to spare her the pain of losing her family. Also because he's crazy.
>>259796936
Yeah, fuck that cunt.
If the show carried on any further that character would probably bend up on twitter bitching about the patriarchy.
>>259796340
It is the child actor syndrome. Cute kids make for ugly adults. Just look at malcom in middle and others. The reverse was true for me.
>>259797239
hahahah nice. so how does crazy steve manage to behave (relatively) sane in icarly
>>259797239
I actually had the displeasure of watching an episode of Sam and Cat where Nevil was locked up in an asylum with Crazy Steve as his neighboring cellmate.
>>259797140
Translation: "I am living in Hollywood with the most beautiful and sexually open women in the entire world. I need to get some while I still can."
>>259797476
Wait.
What.
If Sam and Cat is in the Drake and Josh universe, that means iCarly is too. How the fuck does that work?
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>259797653
It means
>>259797239
is right
>>259797653
Twins? Coincidence? Dan Schneider is a hack?
>>259797391
>The reverse was true for me.
Yeah right you ugly motherfuckerJK cutie~~ :3c
>>259797653
DEEPEST
LORE
>>259797653
Megan and Carly just look alike?
>>259797745
Dan "the man" Schneider did nothing wrong.
>>259797663
THAT ZOE QUINN WOULD FUCK ME
>>259797872
isnt that guy a pedophile with a foot fetish tho
>>259797908
IF I GAVE HER GAME A GOOD REVIEEEWWW
>>259797872
He literally eats the other writers so there's no competition.
>>259797908
IM NOT THE GREATEST JOURNALIST AROUND
>>259798000
People think he's a pedophile because so many young girls get jobs from him, and I think someone said he was.
>>259798034
SHE WAS LOOKIN' KINDA FLY WITH THE BURGERS AND FIVE GUYS
>>259797816
I remember an episode where she was watching a Drake&Josh episode and commenting on how Megan was such a brat
>>259798000
Yes, he is.
>>259798276
AND 5 DICKS IN HER PUSSAY
>>259798221
>>259798506
Dan is what every /tv/ denizen wants to be
>>259798506
holy shit i cant believe i've never noticed this before.
![050f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gzOn4vF.jpg "050f[1].jpg")
>>259798221
>>259798506
yyyyeaahhh pretty sure he's a pedophile with a foot fetish
>>259797394
Because he's roleplaying as a New York artist with a kawaii internet imouto living in his loft, which is not only crazy in itself, but easy enough if you have something like schizophrenia.
>>259795254
Drake was such a retard with spending, this was all his fault.
>>259798985
Would iCarly work as an anime?
>>259798985
You have no idea what that word means
>>259798909
>No pants
Holy shit, I have no idea how he gets away with it.
>>259798909
Hoe looks blazed as fuck. She'd normally be screaming rape by now.
>>259798985
He lives in Seattle.
It also bugs me how he has such a nice loft as an artist and Law School dropout. Maybe he's just that successful.
>>259799310
His dad probably helps him since he's a gorrilla warfare navy seal
>>259799310
his dad is like a general or something
Josh was fucking shit.
The shit he did in the show was so cringeworthy, it hurts. Not in a funny sense, either
>>259799149
lol
>>259798909
>>259798909
that guy is the ultimae alpha
also, isnt that the nerd chick from zoe 101? shes kinda hot
>>259797140
I thought he was doing drugs.
he had some crazy dark circles going later on.
>>259798909
Dan "Get in the van" Schneider
>>259799185
>Holy shit, I have no idea how he gets away with it.
>>259799170
I was going to say DID, but schizophrenia is usually the one tv situations go with.
>>259798356
A truman show conspiracy
>>259799807
Holy crap Carly looks like she's fucking suffering there
>>259798909
>my waifu being touched by that faggot
UNACCEPTABLE!
>>259800027
She looks likes she's been crying after being slapped. What the fuck.
>>259799187
>She'd normally be screaming rape by now.
Against a jew? That's a good way to get blacklisted and strongarmed.
>>259799807
Didn't help that iwas listening to the first 1:05 of this while looking at the picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G6jyXhpPMQ
>>259800295
kek
SPHERICAL
>>259799185
They're called shorts
>>259800053
He is the equivalement of that guy who turns your waifu into a slut in NTR doujins
>>259795254
are they actually 600k in debt?
I didn't even know they were musicians
>>259800849
*Drake is 600,000 in debt after buying a mansion.
Josh is doing fine.
VIDEOGAMES
>>259800849
only drake
josh has like 6.5 billion dollars stored in his offshore bank account
>>259800975
why doesnt he just
like
sell the mansion
>>259801232
Because he's well beyond the point where selling the mansion will cut his losses
ALL OVER THE WALL
>>259801413
how is selling a multi million dollar mansion not enough to repay 600k in debt
>>259801413
He might as well enjoy the mansion until the repo men come and then hang himself in the mansion.
>>259797872
Don't you mean Dan "The Rough Rider Daughter Defiler" Schneider?
>>259795815
you killed it anon
its
" I found a way, I found a wayy"
>>259801667
You can't just buy a mansion and then sell it off straight away, that's not how it works.
>>259800993
Is that the guy lets played Tomba and put a jabbering idiot in place for making the run unpleasant?
>>259801667
Your total assets are calculated using your debts and your property. His house is worth less than what he owns. The 600k figure is the difference in his assets and his debts. Even if he sold everything he'd still be over half a million down.
>>259802054
why not
people do it all the time for flipping real estate
you bought it
so you can sell it
>>259802336
oh i see
that makes more sense then
jesus drake get it together
>>259802007
Shut up;_;
Please tell me someone has the tweet he sent where he told people to post pics of their feet for the new Sam & Cat episode.
>>259803561
>told people to post pics of their feet for the new Sam & Cat episode
>2014
>not listening to drake and josh vaporwave album
fucking plebs
>>259797391
>the reverse was true for me
Fuck right off m8
>>259797391
I have always been ugly oiece of shit ;)
>>259799185
Makes the daughter a star and pays the parents hush money so no one finds out he fucked their kids.
>>259800463
No one gives a shit about your obscure tastes in music
>>259804795
I know the pain blood brother
I sometimes watch Victorious in the afternoons because nothing is on and it's actually pretty entertaining.
Watching it with the mindset that Dan's a pedo makes it rather suspect. There was one episode where VJuice was walking around with a sausage and she asked Jade if she wanted to "get slapped in the face with meat" to which Jade said "Yes".
There's also a surprising amount of skin shown off, like in any episode revolving around the beach or a pool.
You gotta hand it to Dirty Dan, he makes a living out of finding IRL waifus.
>>259805025
I laughed
Is D&J the least fetishist show?
>>259804547
>drake and josh vaporwave album
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR WAAAAAAAALLET...
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO CLEAN THIS FIIIINE.
Based Dan "You can remain pure if we do it in your ass" Schneider
>fat
ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALISSSSSSSEEEE
>>259809780
>He will never lose the mantits completely
You can't run away from the fattyness /v/
>tfw bout this game from five and below
>>259804547
I did. I nostalgia bombs I was getting were hilarious. 10/10 Would listen to again.
>>259810048
OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU
>>259795254
how many times did Miranda get tag-teamed?
>>259811847
Probably as many times as I fantasized about it ever since the show started airing.
>>259795254
Rocksmith, since that is how much a gaming PC costs
>>259806879
Probably because the main characters are dudes. Was amanda show full of fetishes too? All I remember is Amanda being a QT.
>>259810074
Do you not know what a man's chest looks like?
>>259799645
and to think there are fags in this thread saying every child actor and actress grows ugly
>>259811847
You know, she's only 21, but she has this MILFy quality to her that I just can't explain. Maybe because her face is a little round?
>>259812267
rip in peace
>>259796327
>>259796491
I always thought Jerry Trainor looked like David Gregory from Meet the press
>>259803561
>>259803990
this good enough?
>>259812267
I remember someone brushing someone's teeth with mustard, using their toes
>>259800295
This show made me laugh man.
How can you have 600k in debt?
I have like $1000 in debt and my bank calls me everyday asking for its money.
>>259813527
sell your videogame collection, extra controller, extra TV, faggot. keep just one videogame, TV, one controller.
>>259795948
>superstar
Hell no he ain't.
But he's managed a semblance of a real career, and ended up WAY more handsome than Drake.
>>259813181
>your such a chicken nugget
>>259800849
Nick is just horrible with musicians, until recently I guess
Seems like a lot of Nick stars go on to work in the background
That Jeff Sutphen has been there for 14 years, as characters to hosts
>>259800993
is this that power rangers guy
>>259797391
The reverse (and reverse reverse) is true for everyone. I can guarantee you that any famous model or actress or whatever that you think is hot was weird looking in middle/high school.
>>259813181
>You will never be a TV show producer and get away with fucking all these girls
>>259814786
>tfw always looked average
>i cant do a reverse because the opposite of average is still just average
At least i can look slightly better with facial hair.
>no one posting the webm of Miranda sticking her toe in the faucet while in the bath
>>259797653
Megan and Carly are not the same character, she watches herself on TV in one of the episodes.
>>259814598
How did this happen?
>>259815001
An "average-looking" person is just a fashionable ugly person or an unfashionable pretty person. Which one are you?
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ready,_Steady,_Go!_(album)
>2,000 copies sold
>>259815016
Dan "Likes em tan" Schneider is a fucking genius with getting away with this foot fetish stuff. He writes his shows to be just random enough to where feet fit perfectly into the random agenda. You gotta hand it to him for that at least.
>>259814598
>>259815158
I guess it's the Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle that went crazy later in life
>>259815016
>>259815158
That... is a really attractive black man.
>>259815204
>covers
Why?
>>259815204
In the first week, doofus. But it got good critical praise, it seems.
>>259814921
dan once talked about forcing ariana to eat his taco on twitter, she wouldn`t escape, something like that
>>259815158
meanwhile ned just grew a beard and the chick didn't age a day
>>259813130
Why hasn't Nick given Jerry his own show?
>>259815203
If I had to guess, unfashionable. Your average /v/irgin NEET doesn't care to dress well.Neither do I, but I'm handsome as fuck so I don't care
>>259815983
Wendell and Vinnie
>>259815396
Is such a thing possible?
>>259802272
I think so. He looks like a little girl without his mustache.
>>259816263
Apparently. I don't even dig black dudes.
>>259815203
Well my cheeks are a bit fat and my nose is a bit bulbous but other than that im fine. I also sort of hunch like professor farnsworth from futurama without realizing it.
>>259816067
Yeah i dress like shit. My going out clothes usually consist of really really torn up jeans because my other pairs are too small or too big.
>>259816584
Fuck, time to play some Xcom.
>>259815387
>>259814598
Neds DSSG was the shit
>>259798276
>>259798658
>>259798034
>>259797908
>>259797663
Wow great memes. I love it
Ebin simply ebin.
>>259815752
He looks like Chibi
>>259816986
I hated how horrible the acting was, even as a kid i noticed that it was bad. Also half of those tips were complete shit and the last season barely had any tips at all and focused way too much on stupid love circle crap.
>>259817235
I don't remember watching all of them but the first few seasons were great. /v/ should stream them along with Drake & Josh seasons 1&2
>>259813527
Buying shit on the Hollywood life style and then having the money dry up.
>>259815752
>>259815158
>>259814598
>yfw Coconut Head got the best outcome out of all of them
>>259804547
http://millennialdreamcorp.bandcamp.com/
>>259817494
7th grade season was the best IMO. In the first season they were still prepubescent and the show had little direction. In the second season they had the formula pretty much nailed but in the third season they fucked it all up by adding all these new characters and giving everyone sexual tension with each other.
>>259817982
did he?
>>259817982
What happened to him?
>>259818457
>>259818516
You be the judge
>>259818075
>http://millennialdreamcorp.bandcamp.com/
>Cassie Griffin
>Absolutely masterful command of the genre. MILLENNIALDREAMCORP showcases his talent as a vintage /mu/ god in a relative tour de force of jilted sampling. Favorite track: FOAMFINGER ??????.
>Patryk Ludamage
>Sort of a real overnoised and parody-sitcomical vapor. Kinda annoying and very upsetting. Not for calm listeners. Sort of a joke like ALL CAPS AND ??? k?ÿ C??E?™ did a few years ago but this longplay fcuk beats almost every nerve of sense. Kinda funny a bit and some tracks done well but mostly not satisfied and bully work. At least it's a nice thing for tape collectioners,ha-ha. 2,4/5 Favorite track: ?????.
>>259818686
His face is so symmetrical.
>>259815396
Kill yourself nigger lover.
>>259818686
His nose is too huge for his small face.
Is Drake and Josh onNetflix?
I really wanna watch through it again. Just finished what I was just watching, need something new.`
>>259819127
It is
>>259819024
>>>/pol/
Get out of here.
>>259798658
WELL
>>259818926
I thought this was the same picture for a few seconds
>>259813181
>Hilariously talented
What?
>>259818926
Its like Araki's jewish counterpart.
let`s get this thread back on track
What were NDSSG's GOAT episodes? I want to rewatch it.
>>259820253
That thread was great
>>259820124
I envy Dan "Slam the Clam" Schneider
>>259820546
a hero to us all
>>259813107
What the fuck happened to her?
Please tell me that pic isn't recent.I refuse to believe.
>>259795254
I think you meant a game where you play as a gay looking man child actor/"singer" who's actually in 1.5 million in debt.
>>259819692
HE AIN'T MY BOY
>>259821009
youtube her. you`ll enjoy her freakouts
>>259820465
Who more handsome now? josh or drake?
>>259815203
I hate to break it to you but you sound ugly, not average. Im actual average but I'm ugly/fasionable. My heads below the average size and it makes me look weird af. Luckily i got curly hair which is the best style for small heads.
>tfw best threads on /v/ are always off topic
>my sides when reading all those Dan Schneider comments
>>259813107
Dirty porn when
>>259815752
You're right, she really hasn't aged
>>259815057
Is that like celebrity masturbation?
>>259795459
SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE.
Smart Guy was the best show ever
I still can't believe nick gave Fred a show, and then made him a chink.
>>259820546
>>259820795
Can you believe he was the fat mama's boy from Better Off Dead?
>>259825126
Mo was pretty baller
>>259825126
He was a cute kid.What does he look like now?
Also I miss My cousin Skeeter,Kablam,and Animorphs.
Can will all at least agree that Ned's was God Tier?
>>259825531
Mo was the funniest character. I like to think I'm not racist because Smart Guy made me laugh so much as a kid.
Why did they have to kill it off?
>>259825923
Yes.
>>259826405
AND NOW THE THREE COMPETITORS WILL NOW SCALE TO THE MASSIVE COLOSSUS ONLY KNOWN TO TIME AS THE MEGA CRAG. THEY WILL NEED ALL THEIR WITS, ALL THEIR SKILLS, AND ALL THEIR CUNNING TO SUMMIT THIS MASSIVE MARVEL
MO, TELL THEM THE RULES
Where can I watch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide 4 free?
>>259795254
wtf is wrong with josh's eyes they look...fucked up
>>259827506
in a holodeck
>>259824671
she looks old as fuck just for 25yo
>>259827506
Teen Nick.
3/4's of Nick's shows are shit nowadays
It's sad.
>>259830247
same with Disneys
>>259830538
and cartoon network
would you?
>>259830247
Their last redeeming factor got the boot (Korra moving to the Internet)
>>259830762
Yes? Why would I?
>>259830753
and Fox Ki...;_;
>>259830753
what shows does cartoon network even show right now ? I only know that disneys are fucking awful
>Dog with Blog
I mean really?
>>259830762
hell yes, I would
>>259831217
Tumblr basically took over CN thanks to the Bomb scares
>>259831262
>>259830762
>>259825923
Until they ran out of actual fake advice.
Turns out school doesn't have as much stuff to give advice in and they had to push the romance subplots to the front of the show.
>>259820546
Dan "Goes Wild On Your Child" Schneider is a legend.
>>259831462
Is that why all the Cartoon Network shows look the same?
>>259832492
Yes, it's the same reason Memeventure Time lived on instead of dying off like it should have.
>tfw no ryry gf
>>259813181
She still works for Nick? All I saw of her recently is pics of her in lewd poses and underwear(iirc) and that she was dating a huge black dude.
I thought Nick wouldn't allow all that to keep the pure and saint image.
damn good for you josh
I remember when you were a little husky on the amanda show, looking good bro.
wtf happened to cosgrove btw?
>>259832698
>memeventure
what
there are literally zero memes in that show
>>259833459
nah, she's out.
>>259833469
she a qt now
>>259833562
It might as well be a meme in itself. It engulfed itself in unfunny jokestumblr pls go
>she went from this
>>259820795
Ariana aged so bad.
>>259834078
to this
>>259833743
She always was, anon.
>>259833469
what the fuck is wrong with drakes face?
>>259834262
I was sure you had posted this one
>>259833994
the stupidity in hard in this one
>>259833994
>implying 80's saturday morning cartoons, mid-90s/early-00's nickelodeon and modern Cartoon Network are the holy trinity of cartoons
I'm not mad at you anon, just disappointed
>>259832927
>>259834262
>>259834789
she looks ugly in both
what the fuck happened
>Megan will never be your little sis
How do you go from this...
>>259835134
To this.
>>259834789
that can't be real
>>259834959
all of my yes
>>259834789
the fuck is wrong with her feet
>>259835365
