[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
What games have the best melee combat?
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /v/ - Video Games

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 102
File: throw.gif (2 MB, 276x244) Image search: [Google]
throw.gif
2 MB, 276x244
What games have the best melee combat?
>>
Battletoads
>>
battletoads
>>
>>259677246
Zeno Clash 2
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic
Dishonored
Sleeping Dogs
Batman Arkham Series
Mount & Blade: Warband
Condemned: Criminal Origins

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
>>
battletoads
>>
Skyrim. I love it.
>>
>>259677246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ii6_JGo3g
>>
>>259677953
>not including Dragon's Dogma
That's the only real thing that separates it from the rest.
>>
Sleeping Dogs.
>>
File: lescrubsface.png (1 MB, 1122x1122) Image search: [Google]
lescrubsface.png
1 MB, 1122x1122
>>259678483
nice try
>>
>>259677246
TF2
>>
>>259677246
Street fighter 4
king of fighters
>>
File: bruh.png (1 MB, 986x600) Image search: [Google]
bruh.png
1 MB, 986x600
Godhand is the best
>>
>>259677246
Urban Reign
>>
File: 1408432468061.jpg (167 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
1408432468061.jpg
167 KB, 500x500
MGR

I feel like playing it now, thank OP.
>>
File: 1405344147252.gif (1 MB, 242x322) Image search: [Google]
1405344147252.gif
1 MB, 242x322
>>259677246
Chong the strong is superior
>>
File: 2ptb2ns.jpg (29 KB, 400x600) Image search: [Google]
2ptb2ns.jpg
29 KB, 400x600
>>259679175
>SS+GOMAD vs Split
>>
>>259678741
Although I was joking, I do still like Skyrim.
>>
>>259677246
GTA 5
>>
>>259677246
Breakdown

>>259677953
>Sleeping Canines
>Bamham
>good melee combat

They're shitty Spider-Man 2 ripoffs with none of the finesse or speed, fuck you.
>>
File: 1406613164630.png (506 KB, 414x729) Image search: [Google]
1406613164630.png
506 KB, 414x729
>>259678914
>>
>>259677246
Now that the dust has settled, we can agree that the fat kid was in the wrong
>>
>>259679886
>not Napping Canines
You messed up nigga
>>
>>259679974
Nope, because skinny bitch started it, fat kid finished it.
>>
Dragon's Dogma
>>
>>259679974
Nope.
>>
>>259679974
>being in the wrong
>for defending yourself
No, and fuck you and every single one of the motherfuckers involved in the education system that think so.
>>
File: 7.jpg (37 KB, 512x384) Image search: [Google]
7.jpg
37 KB, 512x384
>>259679974
>>
>>259679886
>spiderman 2
my nigger, I fucking loved the combat in that, it felt like a good brawler, juggling enemies and shit
>>
>>259677246
Double dragon neon is pretty good.
Not the best, but good...
Best melee combat belongs to tekken.
>>
>>259679974
Kid was a dick, through and through.
>>
>>259677953
>Batman
>Sleeping Dogs
>Dishonored

Jesus fuck.
>>
File: Untitled.png (340 KB, 500x281) Image search: [Google]
Untitled.png
340 KB, 500x281
>that satisfying as fuck feeling when you smash 8 skeletons at once
>>
File: The_Bourne_Conspiracy.png (65 KB, 295x370) Image search: [Google]
The_Bourne_Conspiracy.png
65 KB, 295x370
>>
File: 316.gif (495 KB, 239x170) Image search: [Google]
316.gif
495 KB, 239x170
>>259677953
>that shitty taste
>>
File: luchador.jpg (78 KB, 905x622) Image search: [Google]
luchador.jpg
78 KB, 905x622
DnD
>>
>>259677953
>Dishonored
Top kek, that combat was garbage.
>>
File: 1408049701233.jpg (597 KB, 600x1216) Image search: [Google]
1408049701233.jpg
597 KB, 600x1216
>>
Melee: Condemned or Mount and Blade but for different reasons

Hand-to-Hand: God Hand
>>
>>259679974
>Now that the dust has settled
This is how you can tell when you're about to read bait.
>>
>>259680459
>Used to get picked on in elementary school from year 1-6.
>It started out because I wore braces/glasses
>It just kept going on
>Year 6 comes around and after I get my head bashed into the side of a brick wall, teachers finally take notice to my complaints of getting bullied
>For a whole week, the boys in my year level were brought into an anti-bullying session
>They all knew this was my fault
>Last day of the week, a group of them end up beating the shit out of me after school
>My mum finally comes to get me
>As we're driving home, see one of the kids that beat me up
>Flip him off, he sees it
>Go to school on Monday
>Straight away called to the principals office
>Kid who I flipped off is there
>Principal asks me what I did
>Tell him I flipped him off
>Principal calls me a fucking idiot
>I get suspended, they got jack shit

I'm surprised in all honesty after that I didn't end up killing myself, got to high school and the first day someone insulted me I beat the shit out of them. Wasn't going to take that for another 6 years.
>>
>>259677953
I've never seen a more shitty list in my life.
>>
>>259679974
yes
>>
>>259679974
start shit get hit
>>
>>259681173
I've seen this before. Its either pasta or you post this all the fucking time.
>>
>>259679974
>beating the fuck out of people who bully you is wrong..
faggot confirmed
>>
>>259677246
streets of rage 2/3
hotline miami
ACES WILD
anarchy reigns
dead rising
mgs3
>>
>>259681375
Second time I've posted it in all honesty. Unless someone else copied it, no fucking idea.
>>
>>259681190
Dark messiah is up there though
>>
File: 310.jpg (15 KB, 310x379) Image search: [Google]
310.jpg
15 KB, 310x379
>>259681121
>thumbnail of the guy on the left
>>
>>259681173

Real or not, that last bit can't possibly be true. Once school is out after the bell, the teachers and staff can't do shit to you. If you flip someone off, it's their fucking problem
>>
File: BD_27-27_1600X1200.jpg (1 MB, 1600x1200) Image search: [Google]
BD_27-27_1600X1200.jpg
1 MB, 1600x1200
>>259681126
Breakdown > god hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlp1DNFTF4g
>>
>>259681121
Keep posting them nigga
>>
God Hand
Yakuza 4
>>
>>259679974
No fuck you, this skinny faggot was bullying this big guy and he was ignoring it for a long time, then he decided to beat his ass since he was bothering him over his aunt's death.

Fuck this little shit, I'm glad people started to bully him and he switched schools from this whole incident.
>>
File: 1408050912754.jpg (134 KB, 500x750) Image search: [Google]
1408050912754.jpg
134 KB, 500x750
>>259681850
>>
>>259677246
Would you go back where you came from?

You post this shit thread every day just to spam your shitty facebook tier images.
>>
File: 1384020392031.png (104 KB, 250x250) Image search: [Google]
1384020392031.png
104 KB, 250x250
>>259681791

lol no
>>
File: 1319957938311.jpg (40 KB, 192x193) Image search: [Google]
1319957938311.jpg
40 KB, 192x193
>>259679974
If I remember right that skinny kid was playing the victim afterwards and complaining the larger kid destroyed his ankle. From the gif alone it looks like the skinny kid is initiating and the larger kid defended himself.
>>
>>259681791
I thought that was a poor RE2 cover at first
>>
File: 1378882818167.gif (1 MB, 150x150) Image search: [Google]
1378882818167.gif
1 MB, 150x150
>>259681121
>bravo good sport
>>
File: 1408049862838.jpg (216 KB, 582x717) Image search: [Google]
1408049862838.jpg
216 KB, 582x717
>>259681995
>>
>>259681701
I am not even lying, when I told my mum about it, she went to the school and complained, bringing that exact point up, when the principal said that didn't matter, she asked why it was acceptable for them to beat me up outside school grounds and they get nothing for it.

She ended up pulling me out of the school, only had a few weeks to go, but yeah, the major argument the principal put up was that I've been bullied for all these years so I should have known better.

Needless to say, I have never seen my mum get as angry at someone before in my life when he said that. She berated him saying how much shit has been done to me yet nothing happened to the kids that would bully me.
>>
>>259681641
I FUCKING SEE IT
>>
>>259682275
that bastard tried to lie and say he was the victim, when the other kids said he was bullying him for months
>>
>>259682386
stop posting them nigga
>>
File: 1408050239178.jpg (80 KB, 598x408) Image search: [Google]
1408050239178.jpg
80 KB, 598x408
>>259682512
okay
>>
>>259679904
these are hilarious post more
>>
>>259681865

Yakuza 5's combat is far superior.
>>
>>259679974
>little scrawny ass bully of a kid wouldn't let gentle giant go on his merry way
>he gets stomped

yeah nah anon you're a jackass,
>>
>>259679974
I agree. Just watch this video for proof:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owVFNY1PBsA
>>
>>259677953
>no Jedi Outcast/Academy
>>
File: BD_05_1600X1200.jpg (625 KB, 1600x1200) Image search: [Google]
BD_05_1600X1200.jpg
625 KB, 1600x1200
>>259682259

Lol yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc8JI4FJaw
>>
>>259677246
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance once you get the hang of the parrying mechanic.
>>
>>259681173
>>They all knew this was my fault
But it wasn't your fault. It was their fault, for being a bunch of dick-ass children.
>>
>>259679974

It's been fully proven the little shit was the one who started shit. Fatty might have gone farther than needed to silence the bitch, but then again when someone won't leave you along, a smackdown is bound to be brought
>>
>>259682601
I'm sure it is but I wouldn't know. Don't speak moon
>>
>>259681121
Nigga humor best humor
>>
File: really I do.png (34 KB, 200x211) Image search: [Google]
really I do.png
34 KB, 200x211
>>259679974

lol no

the skinny kid was a bogan ranga ratfaced faggot

fucking mt druitt is such a shithole
>>
>>259682857
>thinking it's actually a nigger
>>
>>259677246
BanevsCIA.gif
>>
File: yakuza5_ss8.jpg (320 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]
yakuza5_ss8.jpg
320 KB, 1920x1080
>>259682847

Neither do I, but I managed to 100% it on my second playthrough.
>>
>>259677246
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
>>
>>259682512
shut up I'm getting a laugh from these.
>>
>>259681701
>>259682393
I remember walking home from school on a hot summer day and I took my tie off, rolled up my sleeves, removed my blazer and pop the buttons on my neck of my shirt.

Fucking teacher was outside a newsagents about 15 minutes away from the school and gave me detention for not wearing my uniform. The bullshit excuse they gave was that until we enter our homes and change clothing, we represent the school. I didn't go to that detention and nothing fucking happened after that.
>>
Early game bully when you had barely and weapons was alright
>>
>>259680657
>>259680793
>>259681190
I thought they were fun so kiss my ass kid.
>>
File: Super_Smash_Bros_Melee_box_art.png (151 KB, 250x349) Image search: [Google]
Super_Smash_Bros_Melee_box_art.png
151 KB, 250x349
>>259677246
>>
File: 1370364953027.gif (1 MB, 300x169) Image search: [Google]
1370364953027.gif
1 MB, 300x169
My only gripe with the Yakuza games is that they're too easy. Especially 4.
>>
File: 1384871749395.jpg (78 KB, 580x640) Image search: [Google]
1384871749395.jpg
78 KB, 580x640
>>259681173
I got bullied loads of times but by High School, things were oddly better.

Though I did provoke someone by calling him stupid(which offended him greatly) and fought him after he pushed me. All because he made fun of my hobby. Felt good.
>>
>>259683109
You should have beat the shit out of the teacher for being fucking worthless.
>>
>>259682685
>maximum over victim card
Even if the fat kid talked shit he swugn first.
>>
>>259679974
No, fuck off.
You can just take one look at that buck tooth scrawny fucking cretin and tell he's a fucking show-off little bastard delinquent.
>>
File: WORLDSTAR NIGGA WORLDSTAR.gif (978 KB, 380x348) Image search: [Google]
WORLDSTAR NIGGA WORLDSTAR.gif
978 KB, 380x348
>>259677246
Its Gang Beasts no question

Game is so much fun
>>
>>259683295
Fun != good.
>>
>>259682713
And another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGzypEUGzI

>I will never punch aliens in the face in first person view while doing backflips and kartwheels ever again

This game is really like no other.
>>
>>259683362
I really want to do that move in real life if I got into a street fight but it would look so fucking stupid to even attempt it and get myself beaten to death after my assailants finishes laughing
>>
File: image.jpg (139 KB, 680x455) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
139 KB, 680x455
>>259683347
That's what they want you to think.
THIS is the real deal.
>>
>>259682713
The looks absolutely horrible.
>>
Ground Zeroes

>5 and 7 punch combo
>Grabbing and slamming guard against a wall
>Bashing head into wall
>Take downs
>Taking weapons
>>
>>259683612
Superman punches are legit, anon.

Dude with whom I train does them loads. Unfortunately since he does them loads you know it's coming so he just eats and uppercut for his trouble.
>>
>>259679904
>>259678914
more
>>
>>259683772
Casual see >>259683598
>>
File: O1HPENi[1].gif (4 MB, 591x289) Image search: [Google]
O1HPENi[1].gif
4 MB, 591x289
>>259677246
>>259683503
Gang Beasts definitely
>>
>>259683772

The concept was cool, but the execution was more broken than that Russian kid who jumped after seeing Itachi die
>>
File: 1383929980373.gif (890 KB, 302x167) Image search: [Google]
1383929980373.gif
890 KB, 302x167
>>259683612

LOL

Imagine though. Cigarette just falls in your shirt you try to jump up bu t you don't jump far enough and just fall over face first after twisting your ankle while the cigarette is still burning a hole through your shirt.
>>
File: gangbig[1].gif (1 MB, 650x366) Image search: [Google]
gangbig[1].gif
1 MB, 650x366
>>259684185
>>
>>259684186
>execution was more broken

It wasn't, it's possible to do a left handed uppercut followed by a right hook and knee kick with ease. Kartwheeling and backflips are actually helpful, and parrying moves using elbow blocks is intuitive. The only parts that sucked was the shooting, fucking auto aim ruins the shooting segments.
>>
>>259683295
Some people think pegging is fun, but that doesn't meant it's good.
>>
>>259681791
That cover looks like fucking Star Wars
>>
File: ggw.jpg (60 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
ggw.jpg
60 KB, 500x500
>>259679084
noice
>>
>>259684517
>not doing a haymaker and then following it up with a super flying kick
>>
>>259685284
>haymaker

Bread and butter of bossfights when their health is down.

>super flying kick

Shit tier finisher because it uses too much energy and requires good timing.
>>
>>259681173
I'm going to one of the best art schools in the nation and the kid who used to bully me in 8th grade just failed out of community college. Get fucked sean.
>>
>>259685920
One of the kids who bullied me drowned trying to swim in a river
>>
File: edgardo.png (973 KB, 1514x4546) Image search: [Google]
edgardo.png
973 KB, 1514x4546
>>259680836
>>
>>259686161
I ended up being friends with most of the people who bullied me by the end of middle school, and they never knew who informed their girlfriends that they were cheating on them.
>>
File: 268668.png (234 KB, 452x486) Image search: [Google]
268668.png
234 KB, 452x486
>>259677246

HOOOOHWAAAAH!!!
>>
>>259679886
Have you played SM2 in the past 10 years?

The web-swinging is the only good part of it.
>>
File: 1399487214405.gif (2 MB, 400x332) Image search: [Google]
1399487214405.gif
2 MB, 400x332
>>259685920
>Friend calls me the retarded brother he never had
>He was in 10 grade and I was in 9th
>I passed gym and had a comfy summer
>He went to summer school because he failed so many classes
>He got held back too
>Hes was in 10 grade too

Made fucking better that he loved Xbox, Mass Effect and Elder Scrolls which were somewhat decent at the time.
>>
File: 1388872982659.png (24 KB, 184x184) Image search: [Google]
1388872982659.png
24 KB, 184x184
>>259685920
>That guy who used to bully me ended up being gay
>>
>>259687747
You are now aware he actually wanted to fuck you
>>
>>259687884
Tsundere as fuck.
>>
>>259687747
that is literally tsundere

in all probability, he was trying to deflect any attention/suspicion away from himself and onto literally anyone else. it's extremely common. ur a faget.
>>
File: 1372400788004.jpg (17 KB, 225x240) Image search: [Google]
1372400788004.jpg
17 KB, 225x240
>>259687747
>Guy bullies me in middle school calling me faggot
>Mistakes him for a qt girl near the end of high school
>>
any tekken past the 4th one
>>
>>259687050
>can dodge any attack coming your way even in the middle of doing a punch
>can jump from enemy to enemy while attacking
>can chain up to 60 hit combos
>can web yank enemies and web rodeo
>can web swing and use the web swing's momentum to bowling ball upto 20 enemies down

Yes I did you dirty casual scum, come back to me when you unlock the Combat Arenas
>>
File: manly tears.jpg (18 KB, 244x320) Image search: [Google]
manly tears.jpg
18 KB, 244x320
>>259686442
Fucking beautiful.
>>
>>259681173

I got bullied up to 4th grade in my school, but I grew so big by that time that I got fed up and started fighting back. When the year ended, no one messed up with me anymore. Somehow, next year, I ended up being on friendly terms with the bullies, even though we would occasionally trade blows, but nothing as serious as before.

I guess... we communicated with out fists?

That was in an age where we would solve things like men, though, which meant no weapons like knives or fucking bringing guns to school. And mostly ended up in 1 vs 1 when the bullied did fight back. Those were simpler times.
>>
>>259677246

Ys
Demon's/Dark Souls
Muramasa
>>
File: Capture.png (235 KB, 836x455) Image search: [Google]
Capture.png
235 KB, 836x455
>Literally not one person in this thread has mentioned We Shall Wake
being made as we speak by an anon from /cuhrazyee games general/

download the demo now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0iCRxYtEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFDut7N9Mgw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR9jumV_5BQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCpLbMPcwBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxh57SjAQik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Gw2lBMhgE

it's basically DMC + Dragonball Z
even got publicity from Woolie on the SuperBestFriendcast
>>
>>259677246
SEVERANCE: BLADE OF DARKNESS/thread
>>
>>259689165
I doubt anyone from here goes to /cgg/ anon.

Go work on your entry
>>
>>259681173
I never got bullied because I surrounded myself with people I heard others spreading rumors about as being dangerous. Most of them were nice guys who just wanted people to fuck off, so I adopted the same mentality to blend in. They even helped me learn how to build muscle and practice grappling techniques. One of them even introduced me to /v/.
Then I abandoned them the moment high school ended and went on to college, where I never had to give one single shit about social ability as long as I smiled and acted polite when I met people in town from class.
Thanks, angry fat kids. You made my childhood really easy by figuratively and literally taking blows for me.
>>
File: 1380322222238.gif (3 MB, 320x180) Image search: [Google]
1380322222238.gif
3 MB, 320x180
>>259677246
Mount & Blade, there is no other answer
>>
>>259680459

I hate the whole "getting in trouble for defending yourself"-thing.

It happened to me twice in middle school.

>7th grade, I'm a scrawny little white boy who didn't get a growth spurt until I was in 9th grade
>Surrounded by a gang of 10 Mexicans all bigger than me and I'm butted against a wall
>They're taunting me and saying how they're going to beat me up
>The leader was directly in front of me and as a show of defiance, that I'm not going to get bullied, I punched him.
>He proceeded to pummel me and I couldn't do shit

I ended up getting 3 days of in-school suspension over that shit.

Oh yeah. Another time, in 8th grade, there was this kid who kept messing with me for no reason and I would call him "gay" for fucking with me and that piece of shit actually told on me for calling him gay and I had to get lectured by the principal that it isn't ok to call people gay. Thinking back on it, I wish I would've said that he was sexually harassing me. That would've been the best way to deal with that, that "he's touching me in ways I don't feel comfortable."
>>
File: OH THE HUMANITY.webm (3 MB, 1200x720) Image search: [Google]
OH THE HUMANITY.webm
3 MB, 1200x720
>>259677246
Godhand is pretty good
>>
File: 1388869093837.jpg (6 KB, 215x204) Image search: [Google]
1388869093837.jpg
6 KB, 215x204
Im pretty sure my counselor in middle school wanted to fuck me. She would call me into her office like once a week to talk about my grades suffering even though i always made As and Bs. She was old though so i wouldnt have even if given the opportunity.
>>
>>259679974
>Now that the dust has settled
ebin simply ebin
>>
>>259679974
you're just saying that to be an ass
>>
>>259689962
Pssh... nothin personal pupae...
>>
>>259690083
>grades in middle school making any difference at all
Oh no, without a 4.5 GPA you can't get into your public school of choice.
>>
>>259690332
Which is why i said i was pretty sure she wanted to fuck me.
>Calls me in once a week
>Im making good grades
>As if grades in middle school matter in the first place
>>
>>259677246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0kTAW-Un9o

COME HITHER, COME HITHER, COME HITHER.
>>
>>259679384
I lost my sides. Thanks.
>>
>>259690485
Better get those grades up though.
>>
>>259690497
Mount and Blade and Dark Messiah of Might & Magic are superior to Medieval CoD in every way imaginable though...
>>
Overgrowth.
>>
>>259689962
Someone should edit a fighting motif onto that whole .webm. stuff like health bars and the stage out explosion from smash when the rightmost beetle falls.
>>
>>259690680
>grades
heh.
>>
>>259680459
I actually punched enough kids back in elementary that I became good friends (seriously) with my principal. Fuckers had it coming too, most of the time I didn't even throw the first punch.
>>
>>259677953

Sleeping Dogs, by far, has the worst melee combat I have ever suffered through.

Also the worst sandbox game ever made. How /v/ can claim it's so great is beyond me.
>>
>>259691070
He who consorts with beasts!
>>
>>259682685
Buck-toothed little shit got what he deserved.
>>
File: 1408302897391.png (1 MB, 1280x964) Image search: [Google]
1408302897391.png
1 MB, 1280x964
Dead or Alive

I'm serious
>>
>>259690739
M&B and Chivalry are the same game. Both of which are very good.

Don't delude your gaming experience by bandwagoning to a different game just because there are more than one.
>>
>>259691390
/u/ here, can confirm quality of game.
>>
>>259691361
Someday I'm gonna figure out how to mod in MGS characters and have Snake vs Ocelot to settle you newfags.
>>
>>259691305
>lying on the internet.

There are lows you don't need to reach anon
>>
>>259691571
Alright, I punched some of them because I didn't like it.
I was buddies with my principal, though.
>>
>>259691390
Best full 3d fighter sure, but best melee combat? Nah, that goes to FEAR, Breakdown or if it's ever finished Overgrowth.

>>259691536
>same game

No, not at all, the swords in M&B have actual variety beyond "this is a zweihaender and this is a longsword", you're also comparing an extremely fleshed out RPGesque game to Medieval CoD as well.
>>
File: 1408357465679.jpg (173 KB, 960x720) Image search: [Google]
1408357465679.jpg
173 KB, 960x720
>>259684561
>Pegging
>Not good
>>
>>259691851
OP said games, DOA deserves a mention because its so underrated
>>
File: Arena.webm (3 MB, 480x270) Image search: [Google]
Arena.webm
3 MB, 480x270
>>259691851
Overgrowth has god-tier combat and it's not even done yet.
Who said a game had to be done to have great combat?
>>
File: 1401003428372.png (65 KB, 253x238) Image search: [Google]
1401003428372.png
65 KB, 253x238
>Ctrl+F
>warriors
>no results
>>
File: 1404024753555.jpg (78 KB, 560x720) Image search: [Google]
1404024753555.jpg
78 KB, 560x720
>>259678914
>>
>>259689962
BAW GAUD! SUPER-PLEX FROM THE TOP BRANCH!
>>
Space Station 13.
>>
>>259677246
Mount and Blade
>>
>there will never be a game with an anthro hercules or stag beetle character that specializes in grapples, throws, and slams
>>
File: 1403137582364.jpg (46 KB, 308x445) Image search: [Google]
1403137582364.jpg
46 KB, 308x445
>>259681173
>High School
>Mildly bullied but mostly tolerable
>Final semester
>End up in a classroom full of people that hates me, almost like if someone deliberately gathered all my bullies in the same class
>Go tell the principal
>Get transferred to a better class
>Never had a problem with bullying again.
>Have the best semester in High School and my best school experience overall

Most people would call me a pussy, and they would be damn right.
>>
>>259679974
>now that the dust has setlled

troll post
>>
File: 1408346095035.jpg (46 KB, 446x388) Image search: [Google]
1408346095035.jpg
46 KB, 446x388
>>259681121
>Nigga face got punched into burnt lays wavy chip
>>
>>259692876
>pussy
>for doing something about it
No. The pussy route would be to do nothing. That's what I did in middle school.
>>
>HUGOWINS.gif
>>
>>259692005
>Pegging
>good

Maybe if it's by a real shemale cock, but strap-ons are gay shit for faggotlords.
>>
File: 1329798437317.png (132 KB, 412x416) Image search: [Google]
1329798437317.png
132 KB, 412x416
>>259692231

>Nigga smacked his ass so hard he hit a ginyu force pose

everytime
>>
File: 1401570616981.jpg (96 KB, 592x760) Image search: [Google]
1401570616981.jpg
96 KB, 592x760
>>259678914
>>
>>259677246
Max Payne
>>
>>259693762

>A real cock is less gay than a plastic cock

Cock is cock faggot, but if getting fucked by one kind of dick was more gay than another, the real one would definitely be more so.
>>
File: preparetodie.jpg (728 KB, 2560x1440) Image search: [Google]
preparetodie.jpg
728 KB, 2560x1440
I really really like the combat from Dark Souls and it's affiliates. There's a lot of different weapons and moves to pull off, blows feel like they have impact, and it never stops being fun.
>>
>>259694179
Futa isn't gay since it's a girl's penis. Strap-ons are just dildos. Getting dildos rammed in your ass is gay as fuck.
>>
>>259694310

Dark souls would be improved if they removed the stats and had character progression just be in the form of finding more gear as you fight less forgiving enemies.
>>
File: I love it.png (393 KB, 617x508) Image search: [Google]
I love it.png
393 KB, 617x508
>>259677246
Godhand by far
>>
>>259694608
but that's wrong
>>
>>259694429

There's no such thing as a girl's penis
>>
>>259686442
This is the greatest thing ever.
fukken saved.
>>
It's sad how most games that are combat centric have shit combat. This is why I've never understood how people like TES. Personally I think it ruins the whole game.
>>
File: dark souls summoning failed.png (411 KB, 500x417) Image search: [Google]
dark souls summoning failed.png
411 KB, 500x417
>>259694310
zweihander and greatsword are my favorites
those fucking sounds holy shit
>>
>>259694778
There is

in 2D
>>
>>259694608
>>
>>259694727

No it's not. The stats just obfuscate the gameplay. Where it should go is where its strengths lie: in being a 3D castlevania.
>>
Super Mario Bros
>>
Ninja Gaiden
>>
>CTRL+F
>No Bushido Blade 1 or 2

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>
>>259694881
I am a big fan of the baller swag sword as well
>>
>>259694941
But the gear in SotN is mostly throwaway, where as pretty much everything in Dark Souls you can keep using to the end of the game.
>>
>Dark Souls

Yeah, that melee combat is SOOOO awesome. Hey Paco let's fucking roll around in the dirt like retards until one of us is behind the other! Sounds FUUUUUNNNN!
>>
>>259695365
>Paco
Mexicans pls go and stay south of the border.
>>
>>259681701
>Once school is out after the bell, the teachers and staff can't do shit to you. If you flip someone off, it's their fucking problem
Bullshit. Maybe back in ye olden times, but nowadays your ass is busted even if you do shit outside of school.

Senior year of high school a group of guys were fighting in the local mall's parking lot on a Saturday night and every one of the motherfuckers got suspended from school for it, I shit you not.
>>
File: guac_THUMB.jpg (461 KB, 640x360) Image search: [Google]
guac_THUMB.jpg
461 KB, 640x360
>>259695365
>Mexican based Souls game

I actually love the idea, really.
>>
>>259681641
My sides have left this mortal plane
>>
>>259683295
>kid

Please go.
>>
>>259680459
The people in the education system don't think it's wrong to defend yourself, they are merely instituting a policy that is more convenient to them. It's just because it's straight up easier for them to punish everybody who participates rather than dealing with who was right and who was wrong.
>>
>>259695365
>beaner doesn't know how to use a shield, ranged weapons, or parry
>>
>>259695189

Guess I should have clarified, a 3D super castlevania, not a SOTN like.

A set base HP pool, stamina pool, and equip load, modifiable by magic items, with different weapons and armor to choose on which are non-upgradable but generally get better as you go through the game. Then you decrease the enemy scaling by a whole bunch to account for the player not getting enormously more powerful by the end of the game.

It would be a lot more fun. Just worry about what gameplay style works the best for you and how you want to look, with your success being determined entirely by your ability to effectively use what you choose.
>>
>>259695669
Pic related to thread, I hope, because I fucking love Guacamelee's combat.
Feels so damn good.
>>
>>259695836
You know shields and parries are the reasons people backstab-fish, right?
>>259695770
I know.
>>
Dragon's Dogma
>>
File: 1402717709145.gif (2 MB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
1402717709145.gif
2 MB, 200x200
>>259695931
>>
File: yourgonnagetsexchanged.png (336 KB, 641x512) Image search: [Google]
yourgonnagetsexchanged.png
336 KB, 641x512
>>259694429
Im not quite sure what you said there, but im sure it was gay as hell.
>>
>>259677246
Overgrowth
>>
>>259686442
This is the best thing i've ever fucking read

thank you, based god
>>
>>259696065
Hello stranger! Guaca May May was hated by /v/ on release
>>
>>259677246
>>259677953
everything this guy said and true crime la streets of la
>>
>>259696361
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Faggot.
>>
>>259696361
>I've never played the game, just looked at cherry picked images on /v/ and decided I knew better than anyone who actually played it

also aren't you banned or something
>>
>>259696480
>>259696540
Stay mad, but look at the archives, game garnered hatred for its shit use of memes, same goes for Memelands 2.
>>
>>259689132
Some weird fusion of these three games is my dream game.
>>
>>259683558
Artificial fun
>>
>>259696540
>>259696480
Infact since I have a lingering suspicion you're new to this place I'll link you

http://archive.moe/_/search/text/Guacamaymay/

There you go, enjoy your Anal Pore Ragnarok
>>
>>259696943
>Infact
>>>/elementaryschool/
>>
>>259695845
>ust worry about what gameplay style works the best for you and how you want to look, with your success being determined entirely by your ability to effectively use what you choose.
But that's exactly how it is now, except in your scenario you have to keep throwing away weapons that you might like.
>>
>>259696943
No, I know about that already.

But I've actually played the game because I'm not a massive faggot who gets bent out of shape over trivial shit.
They also got rid of a majority of that meme shit too.
>>
>>259677246

>Getting into a wrestling match with a kid who beats you in height and weight

MANLETS!
When will they ever learn??
>>
File: tragic hero.png (610 KB, 1600x900) Image search: [Google]
tragic hero.png
610 KB, 1600x900
>>259697028
>get proven wrong
>retaliates by attacking a small typo
>>
>>259679974
This is OP, mad that people in his thread actually started talking about melee combat in video games.
>>
>>259697146
>They also got rid of a majority of that meme shit too.

News to me, it's still inexcusable and I will not touch that horse shit with a 101 foot pole any time soon.
>>
super smash bros maylay
>>
>>259697413
>It's inexcusable for a game to a poor attempt at humor at any point, regardless of the quality of that game.
Have fun not enjoying any game ever.
>>
>>259697236
>proven wrong
>implying I'm the people you're arguing with
Shitpost harder, m80.
>>
File: Guac_screens_A.jpg (392 KB, 1000x562) Image search: [Google]
Guac_screens_A.jpg
392 KB, 1000x562
>>259697413
Whatever, homo.
>>
File: mean_creek_poster.04-08-23.jpg (54 KB, 260x328) Image search: [Google]
mean_creek_poster.04-08-23.jpg
54 KB, 260x328
>>259686161
>>
>>259697757
The game was literally littered with cringe worthy memes, sorry for having standards and not wanting garbage pop up while playing.
>>
>>259697145

When I said equip load I mean like it works now, not Demon's Souls carry burden. The only difference would be that it wouldn't be tied to a stat, only modifiable through equipment effects.

And no, that's not really how it works now. Enemies get fairly steeply scaled stat boosts throughout the game to deal with player stat progression. That doesn't lend itself to overall balanced design. It forces the player to level up themselves and their gear (or for the advanced, mostly just their gear) in order to keep up, but this often leads to players ending up in positions where they've trivialized combat they haven't actually mechanically mastered, or on the other hand being unable to reasonably fight with the enemies at all.
>>
>>259698038
But you claimed to never played it.
>>
>>259697926
don't compare me to him please
>>
>>259698140
I never played it but I still did my research on it by watching gameplay videos.
>>
>>259698143
Whatever, butt mounter.
>>
>>259689165
>All those flashing effects
Trying to kill my eyes anon?
>>
File: image.jpg (244 KB, 850x1511) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
244 KB, 850x1511
>>259678914
People actually think these are funny?
Are you guys 13, or are you all really autistic?
>>
>>259689962
I swear these bugs live more fulfilled lives then most humans today
>>
>>259678914
>>259693909
>>259692231
>>259679904

I feel like this is relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVaqmvHsBUs
>>
>>259698347
autism would be being unable to enjoy little things.

I'm sorry to break the news like this, man.
>>
>>259698075
Sorry, I misinterpreted what you were saying. I thought you were saying that enemies would still get stronger, but the player would find stronger weapons to compensate.

Anyway, I still like it the way it is. I enjoy the little extra feeling of progression that leveling up gives you, as well as having to make those decisions and choose which stats to prioritize. It also gives the possibility to artificially limit yourself by keeping your stats low, which can be fun for experienced players. I get what you're saying now though, that could definitely work too.
>>
File: patrick's bait.jpg (85 KB, 308x302) Image search: [Google]
patrick's bait.jpg
85 KB, 308x302
>>259679974
>>
>>259698527
Wow, I hate this guy already.
>>
File: 1403224625079.png (159 KB, 240x332) Image search: [Google]
1403224625079.png
159 KB, 240x332
>>259680684
dis muckalucka gets it
>>
>>259694881
>not the black knight greataxe
Nigga, it was both fast, and far reaching.
>>
>>259698760
>fat_kid_holding_thin_kid.png
>>
Dragon's Dogma

I loved the attention not just to swords but to shields as well. Numerous abilities for offence and defence.

Two handed weapons had a feeling of genuine weight and power to them. The Arc moves are incredibly satisfying to hit with.

Daggers are fast and have great acrobatic abilities. Sheering Wind or whatever had you flying all over the place with that awesome single slicing motion
>>
>>259698347
its the same people who still laugh at comedians who just yell inane shit
>>
>>259681791
Starring Tom Cruise and Claire Redfield
>>
>>259698228

Likewise, I've actually never played a video game in my life I just prefer watching them which is pretty much like playing then anyway
>>
>>259699019
I knew it was b8, but it struck me as the sort of b8 that would get a lot of serious responses, so I tried to get in early.
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 102

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.