The last game you played is now the theme for a new restaurant opening in your town.
Would you eat there?
>>259302132
The restaurant is Death to Spies themed...So sauerkraut?
Euro Truck Simulator 2
Well, at least it'll be comfy.
>>259302132
Victoria 2 themed... so they serve SJW tears and all the employees are african slaves.
Five Nights at Freddies
Nah
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Fun, quirky... paper-themed?
Sure I'd eat there.
Hotel Dusk
It would be your average resturant I guess.
07scape
fuck no nigga.. everyone trying to shill me shit and talking about calorie waste
Chivalry
I would eat there, the food would probably be shit like just bread and mead but the atmosphere would be good
>Hitman Absolution
47 would poison the food, so no.
trials fusion
nope...
>The Bard's Tale themed restaurant
I would never leave
Doom
A meat-only restaurant named Thy flesh consumed.
>>259302902
>bar where all the stools are bucket seats from trucks and pickups
>drinks served in piston cups
>cylinder block tables
>truck decor
It'd be cool.
Risk of Rain
kickass music and good co-op meals, sure I'd eat thereif I had friends
>Rapelay
Hmm...
>>259303095
Guess I can't eat at McDonald's anymore
>>259302132
>Atelier Totori
>All kinds of food from the game like Totori Brunch and Iksel Feast
>Other types of food like dead beasts and puniballs
Oh god yes I would
>Morrowind
I don't know shit about TES/Morrowind so it's up to TESfags to answer this one.
>>259302907
All the waitresses dress like Victorian era women. The men wear suits, powdered wigs or top hats. Bouncers dress and act like the Red Coats.
Demon's Souls
>rolling skeletons are waiters
>souls are the only food
>song that plays in the Nexus plays in the restaurant
I'd eat there.
>>259303681
Dunmer- only restaurant.
>>259303486
> Everyone coming alone is forced to eat together in groups
That could be pretty neat, but probably mostly disastrous.
>Fat Princess
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. At least.... there's cake?
> Project Diva
OH HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
>La Mulana
While a restaurant with the theme of being within ancient ruins would be cool, I'd be too afraid to eat there from fear of being killed from spikes coming out of my seat or something.
>>259304006
>Meiko will never letnyou eat straight out of her magnificent cleavage
>>259303774
Don't forget the all you can eat grass appetizers!
>>259304013
4 out of 10 patrons never make it back from the restroom.
>vector thrust
>jet fighting themed restaurant
Of course I would
>>259302132
sorry, I'm retarded.
what are those things?
are they good?
>Warface
So a modern warfare themed place? I'd probably eat there, but it doesn't sound particularly exciting.
>>259302132
>warthunder
it'd be like a wingstop except with different national foods
>>259303774
No Maiden in Black? Her voice alone would probably draw in so many customers
>a restaurant themed as a blacksmith's shop
How would this even work other than giving me lung cancer?
>>259302132
>tf2
>bread and booze
Seems okay
Berserkuuuu
> MONSTAR BUSTAR
AWW YEAAAH NYAA
>>259304404
>maiden in black is the hostess
>She sits on a small set of stairs in the front, greeting guests and kicking her feet
would go to every day
Pokemon Y
ALL the showrooms tails
>Medal of Honor
No, I'll pass on the restaurant focused on the Taliban fighting Americans.
>>259304404
>Killing floor
>Obnoxious, loud waiters who serve nothing but tea and vinegar
>>259304420
how's the game
>>259304936
wot
>>259302132
Well, I don't know what would be restaurants theme, but name has potential.
>>259305086
the one you last played to get that theme
>>259304278
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cha_siu_baau
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikuman
Steamed pork bun.
They're all right.
>>259305120
Its a night club. Occasionally the staff releases greased up midgets carrying bags of sandwiches or jello shots. If you want to eat, you have to capture the midgets and take their stuff.
>>259305120
a soup kitchen
>Gurumin
Everything would be mad fucking adorable, with a cute little side shop that sells cake, and the waiters are the monsters so you can't see them, and it would be like magic. Oh how I would love it there
>>259305212
you rhythmically smack metal with a hammer to make weapons and then punch yourself in the dick when the customer wants something you can't make
>>259305508
but it it fun
Castlevania: Harmony of Despair.
With all the food that game has? I'd definitely eat there. Especially if all of the waitresses are dressed like best girl ShaROTTO
>>259305623
I really like it but it might just be my blacksmithing fetish, and a lot of the actual weapons look pretty cool once you finish and polish them.
Dialogue is utter shit tier but it doesn't really matter
>>259305508
BUT WHAT GAME?
>>259305242
thanks mate.
sound pretty good I'll have to give em a try sometime.
Trails in the Sky FC
>The entire restaurant has sidequests, even the food
>>259305887
I'm going to assume they are talking about weapon shop de omasse.
>>259306060
>googled it
>Level 5 game
How did I not know this existed?!
>Sorcery Saga
Curry all day every day
>>259306261
Because it's 3ds eshop only with basically no advertising
It's also only 8 bucks.
>>259305785
cool I might pick it up then
>>259304620
hope you like coffee
>Ace Attorney Investigations 2
So, a place that serves hamburgers and hot dogs, while being rich in American culture.
bioshock diner where you drink from tonic-shaped glasses
fund it
>>259306384
Huh, I guess Level 5 has to have one game like that for each gen. No one knew about the awhite Knight Chronicles sequel and spinoff last gen...
>>259306506
The person they seated you with was actually the chef all along
the restaurant manager died ten years ago and was replaced with a body double
the waitress lost her memory
>>259306519
>underwater or high up in a tower
yes please
>>259302132
>Stalker CoP With Misery
So like, everything would be radiated I guess sans the canned stuff.
>super hexagon
strobe lights
STROBE LIGHTS EVERYWHERE
P.T.
The waiter/waitress keeps bringing you the same dish until you make a baby laugh three times and then answer a phone.
I probably wouldn't eat there because that sounds like some performance art shit and I don't live in New York.
>>259302132
>Wolfenstein themed
Bratwurst and beer? I'm down with that.
Don't think they'de get away with all that Nazi shit
>>259302132
>Phoenix Wright
Of course, I love hamburgers.
>>259306506
Eat your burger Apollo
>>259307012
inb4 someone posts the nazi bar
Asura Attack Burger, HELL YEAH!
![270px-Bulborb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W1rsVHT.png "270px-Bulborb[1].png")
>>259302132
>Pikmin
"Plump specimens are best spit-roasted whole, stuffed with a lime and a slab of bacon. Baste frequently to ensure a magnificently moist haunch."
>>259306791
Anon that was Dual Densities, not AAI2.Or did they really pull exactly the same TWEEST?
guys?
>>259307541
Superb ingredients, all fresh and flavorful, but you have to cook it yourself.
>>259307067
Anyone got that comic? I actually like it
>>259304207
And you're only welcomed to the restaurant by the waiting staff when you die.
>>259308258
>>259308821
Thanks
>>259302132
>Look at you, Diner.
>A pathetic creature of meat and bone.
>>259302132
TF2
Taste the Spy crossaint.
>F Zero
I'd check it out.
>Civ 5
>traditional dishes from around the world
Assuming they were made correctly, I'd try it
