Everyone knows Samus has a big ass.
The camps are divided into two:
1) The people who think her butt is that big because of muscle
2) The people who think her butt is that big because of fat
Which camp do you belong to?
>fat
if muscle, her ass would look square-ish
see: Terminator
>>258912485
It's a nice combination of both.
>>258912830
But only one can be the dominant one.
Does it look muscular or soft?
>>258912830
DONT GIVE US THAT SHIT!
either ur part of those liberal, communist fat camps, or those conservative, nazi muscle camps
>>258913030
Looks soft, when she flexes or moves it looks tighter
Many athletic women are like this
>>258913406
Except Lightning
>>258913406
I get the feeling that you're trying to avoid to give an answer here.
Samus is an active 'gal, no doubt her ass is fairly muscular. She also seems to have the genetical benefactor of fat accumulating in just the right places, giving her a nice, shapely and firm yet soft big butt.
>>258913406
This is more or less the only answer.
>>258913802
I get the feeling you haven't seen many asses in motion.
>>258914130
If her ass is soft and big it ain't firm and vice versa.
Both.
Her tits suggest that she has a healthy fat content, but perky asses like Samus's are muscled underneath. She's obviously a fit cardiobunny.
>>258913802
No, that's just how asses work.
>>258913802
I get the feeling you've never actually touched felt an ass.
Fuck Smash 4.
>>258914354
Are you an actual virgin? Muscled butts can be soft when she's not flexing her glutes.
>>258914557
Go complain about Smash 4 in a Smash 4 thread.
>>258914497
An ass can't be both muscular and soft at the same time.
If it has firm muscles underneath a relatively thick fat layer, the ass is still soft.
>>258912485
i like her more when she's in the power suit, its more attractive that way
>>258914620
>Are you an actual virgin?
Did you even need to ask?
>>258912485
Her ass is obviously toned, but with a delicious curviness on top of the toned. All that Chozo DNA does wonderful things to her body.
>>258914875
I forget it's not just an epic maymay.
>>258914904
Example.
>>258914620
Are you stupid? If a butt is soft, it's soft. Just because you activate your butt muscles doesn't mean all the fat on top of them magically disappears.
If she has a lot of fat on top of her glutes, then she has a soft ass - regardless of how firm her muscles are underneath the fat.
Question is:
Does she have a thick fat layer on top of the muscles, or is it a thin one?
Someone needs to bring the K-on butt analyzer to one of these threads.
>people bringing in fanart as evidence
amateurs
>>258914557
ur just jelly becos more ppl like bird ass than snake ass
Samus' butt is the best type of butt.
>>258915363
A thin one since here ass isn't huge.
![0001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bnuCIUp.jpg "0001[1].jpg")
>>258917929
it's shit
>>258915363
It's probably tight. She does her squats.
>>258918115
it's out?
>>258918115
Agreed. Pages are way too cramped
>>258918259
It really doesn't LOOK tight though, does it?
>>258918510
It could look either way.
But judging by what she does for a living it'd be surprising if she had a lot of fat.
>>258918404
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730155/35e3bc0794/
Who knows maybe it will be better when I know Samus is asking for her asspussy to get impregnated
>>258918906
It looks like it has quite a bit of fat to me. Like, there's no sign of muscle. Just squishy roundness.
>>258912485
My dick doesn't care. Why should yours?
>>258919182
Because you're talking to autists. You'd better watch your tone, as well, because you might trigger them.
>>258919078
From experience I'll tell you that athletic bodies can have asses that are large and muscular and that it can be sometimes difficult to tell whether or not it's muscle or fat until actually holding it.
>>258912485
She has a fat ass, check my dubs.
>>258919591
"Dubs"?
>>258919796
He means this
>>258919796
>being this new
>>258920607
>>258921092
Means what?
>>258912485
>Posting this shit every day
Jesus Christ this is on the level of that Yoshi shitposting.
>>258922295
lol what do you think yoshi's eggs smell like
for that matter, what do you think samus's eggs smell like? what if she just randomly pooped one out in the next metroid game?
>>258912485
>tons of jumping, running and acrobatic maneuvers in her games
>no fat anywhere else on her body aside from knockers
She has an amazing 50/50 ass because that's what looks the best. Samus was deemed hot in 8-bit, only seems natural for her to be gorgeous if she wears a skin tight suit.
>tfw chicks could actually into Samus mode
It's like they don't know how to get their attention or money
>>258919078
That's what muscle looks like unless its flexed or has blood flowing into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGTm9HBKH0
>>258914875
10/10
captcha: justice
>>258922538
People judge her too much on history instead of looking at her actual ass.
Muscles DO NOT look like that. Prove me wrong.
>>258912485
If her ass was fat, it would jiggle. I would say she is mostly muscle with a bit of fat.
>>258912485
I belong to the camp that doesn't give a shit about Zero Suit, and wishes Samus would just go back to a silent protagonist in space armor.
>>258923183
This ass jiggles. Is it fat?
>tfw you'll never feel the zero suit tightly cleaving to your perfect, huge, round, soft, ass
>>258923187
She could be a silent protagonist in the zero suit as well.
>>258922447
Girls laying eggs is my fetish so I would be completely okay with that.
>>258923512
The fatter the ass the more it jiggles. All women have some amount of fat in their ass. That ass doesn't jiggle that much, I'd say she's also mostly muscle with a bit of fat.
>>258923898
>pregnant Samus
>>258923932
Also fatter asses tend to hang, the ass in your pic is round so that means it's a fit ass without too much fat.
>>258923932
My ass doesn't jiggle when I do such a move, though.
>>258922538
how to Samus mode:
>lift weights with a gravitational effect of Earth x 80
>plyometrics to reach 15+ feet
>be over 6' tall
not gonna make it
>>258924520
Her ass hangs a bit, doesn't it?
>>258912485
White girl butts are more likely to be made of muscle rather than fat.
So I say it's muscle.
>>258924979
Most of it is probably achievable through squats.
>>258925143
Source: Your Ass
>>258912485
muscle with a healthy amount of fat around it.
Also stop trying to sexualize Samus, the most deliberately non-sexy female in vidya. She spends most of her time in a robot suit and she was raised by fucking bird-aliens. Give her a break.
>>258924669
I assume you're male, and males tend to have lower bodyfat % than females, especially in that area.
>>258925018
It doesn't really hang, it just sticks out a bit. Muscle with some fat on it. Not flabby.
>>258925493
we will when Nintendo stops giving us ass shots in her Zero Suit
>>258926037
Still, her ass jiggles - and it's not the muscles jiggling.
It does sag - look at the creasing lines where her buttocks meet her thighs. Not saying it's flabby, just that it jiggles and sags a bit.
>>258926525
Most females don't get low enough bodyfat % to remove all jiggling unless they're bodybuilding.
If they don't have enough fat, the ass will look more narrow, like a male, so some fat is needed to fill it out and make it rounder.
>>258912485
Samus's ass isn't big.
It's not small either.
It's medium.
>>258925018
>>258926037
>>258926525
Soft asses jiggle because they're soft. Muscle will move too if it's relaxed.
Pick related. A tiny ass that is also soft, so even this slight movement allows it to move.
>>258928163
Man, dat gap gets me every time.
Don't forget to sage and report waifushit threads.
Especially Samus threads, they're the most cancerous and autistic waifufags on /v/.
Muscular and toned underneath with just enough excess fat for a slight jiggle.You will never spank Samus and analyze the movement of her ass
>>258930448
>you will never be samus and watch your own ass jiggle in the mirror
>Not vidya
Discuss the games faggots. This waifu shit is ruining this board.
>You will never fuck Samus while her feather pubes tickle your dick.
What's the point of living?
>>258912485
>no poll
http://strawpoll.me/2387166
>>258930448
>Samus will never sit on your face
>>258930448
>Samus will never spank and analyze the movement of your ass.
>>258912485
soft butt because I'm not a fag into manly butts
>>258930843
>No mixed option.
>>258932020
Get out of here musclefag
/v/ - Assnot that I'm complaining
Whats Samus' BMI?
Isnt she above 6 feet?
Theres no way way thats fat, the proportions too, well, correct.
Then again, she always wears high heels and skin tight clothing, arching her back and lifting her ass so who knows
>tfw you're samus in your ship
>tfw you just get out of the shower, your smooth, freshly shaven legs glistening wet
>tfw you gently rub moisturising lotion into your perfect, soft skin
>tfw you step into your zero suit marvelling at the delicious feeling of the suit sliding up your smooth legs
>tfw you a slight grunt slips from between you lips as you have to tug the zero suit up over your wide hips and plump, round ass, shaping them into mouth-watering orbs of heaven
>>258912485
I belong to the third camp that occasionally goes outside.
>>258934381
>putting yourself above others
>goes on 4chan
If you weren't a loser you wouldn't be in a samus ass thread on /v/ on 4chan
>you will never help Samus take off her suit and get a huge whiff of all the nasty farts that have built up in it
>>258935568
at last, someone posts the one true form.
>>258934002
>genderswapping
>bodyswapping
>mind control
>hypnotism
>Any of the above
Disgusting.
>>258935357
>You will never hotdog Samus's sweaty asscrack
>>258937826
>having shit taste
I like her butt regardless.
See, he's not too big!
>>258939607
translation when?
>tfw no metroid game where samus' tits, hips and ass get bigger with each upgrade you get
>>258939835
Seconded, when the hell do we get translation.
what a sad and pathetic thread
Daily reminder that Sakurai is a true god
The ass is fat.
>>258940209
>being straight and finding women attractive is sad and pathetic
>>258940459
>fantasizing over something that's not real
literally lmao
>>258940587
fantasies aren't real in general though
>>258940209
Yeah I agree it's pretty problematic, toxic, and depressing. Bunch of nolifers.Implying I'm not gonna fap to eroquis Samus doujin later.
I don't know man, I love big butts, but I think the perfect butt is a perfect mix of both fat and muscle I feel aijsdoaoasdko hhhfuhdfa
>>258937740
I hate asses.
>>258940587
You should probably see a doctor
>>258912485
Camp "I don't care, I like the ass that's all I need to know."
>>258941807
This nigga knows. Now recommend me some Metroid doujins I am in the mood for a fap.
>>258942173
there's like three worth reading, the wario one, the shota one, and the one by eroquis that hasn't been translated yet.
>>258939607
God fucking dammit. Reverse image search has failed me. Sauce?
>>258942349
Panda links/names?
>>258942380
>not recognizing the art style
>not knowing what metroid doijin we've been waiting for for a while now
http://exhentai.org/g/730155/35e3bc0794/
>>258940438
Do you have the full pic of that ass morph?
>>258942603
You are my sunshine.
>>258942565
Wario - http://exhentai.org/g/513628/9c4f349324/
Shota - http://exhentai.org/g/68672/5aa85ec156/
drawn by eroquis - >>258942603
>>258942173
>fapping to doujins.
I never understood this. I've never been able to fap to known characters. The more familiar I am with a character outside of the doujin, the less sexy the doujin appears.
No problem with original hentai manga, featuring original characters though. Can jerk my dick raw to a good manga.
>>258942838
Thanks, anon, you're the fucking best.
>>258942860
Funny, I have to opposite problem. I find it hard to fap to original characters, but have no problem with rule34.
>>258941759
Dat framerate
Guys this is important.feathers or no feathers?
>>258912485
muscle
>>258912751
female asses don't work the same way as male asses faggot. You can have perfectly rounded tight female ass that you can bounce a quarter off of and it's not going to be square shaped in the least.
>>258912485
she's fictional
her ass is made of pixels not fat
>This thread
She got glutes and she got adipose. It's how she has the pert shape but also the smoothness
>>258940696
>>258941568
>fantasizing over something that's not real
literally lmao
>>258940587
That's what usually happens. That's why it's called "fantasizing"
