>tfw first time pulling this pair of tight jeans up my legs and feeling as they gloriously round around my butt, keeping them firmly in a perky fashion
Damn, why were women hiding this from me all this time? It almost feel as good asRELOADING A FUCKING GUN, NIGGA.GUN PORN THREAD.
Which game has the best reloads? Which game has the most realistic shooting? Which game has the most realistic portrayal of a battlefield?
>>258577570
Considering I don't know shit about guns and what is realistic in terms of their reloading and what not, I fucking love it in Fallout New Vegas. Especially things like the guns jamming or whatever and the reloading animation takes longer cause you're using a crappy old worn out gun.
>>258578138
It's alright if you add some sort of mod for realistic damage.
>>258578802
/thread
Unrealistic/silly reloading and unrealistic weapons are elder god tier. Realistic shit is boring.
>>258578802
>inb4 Freeman's 8 shell super shotgun.
>>258578802
What game?
>>258579113
Postal 2
>>258578967
That the UTS?
>>258578802
oh you
get fucking hype choo choo
>>258579113
I'm pretty sure its a mod.
Don't know the base game though.
>>258579357
ahh.
>>258579419
So is that guy told to reload all the guns in a certain time or what?
Do they just not use reload time to balance them?
Wouldn't the gun go off screen a lot?
>>258577570
You are a strange one but i guess I'll help out.
>>258579419
They can tweak the speed later, what's important is capturing the motion of reloading like you are used to it in combat.
>>258580093
game?
>>258579968
>Do they just not use reload time to balance them?
No they don't. Tripwire loves their guns. There's gonna be separate tactical and normal reloads depending on which perks and their upgrades you get for every gun type.
>Wouldn't the gun go off screen a lot?"
Have you played KF1?
>>258579968
They can set the animation speed to whatever is needed. This is just saving money on animation budget :)
>>258580247
Taken from the firearms source mod and imported into hl2 i think.
Someone should make a moving image of the barrel change from the MG34 in RO2, it's so nice.
>>258580247
>>258579968
Firearms Source 2 in Garrys Mod
Don't have many reload ones.
http://youtu.be/SKO9Qcdgv7s
Making good weapon manipulation animations is a dead art in vidya.
That being said people still on the source engine are making some nice ones.
>>258580418
no, see
>>258580483
>>258580571
I can fucking hear it.
I don't care how jam prone it was the design was iconic as fuck.
>>258580649
>>258580864
>>258580328
I can't wait.
>>258580864
The Luger has a reputation for being surprisingly reliable actually. If you want dependability, buy German.
>>258580864
And speaking of jam.
>>258577570
>girls will never EVER have pockets
>>258581003
seriously tho, how long is the fucking spring on that shit
>>258580980
Motherfucker/10 best gun ever made right there.
>>258581157
That better be raspberry.
>>258581003
Man, that guy has to hold his crotch so he doesn't accidently shoot his load.
>>258581245
>best gun ever made
thats not the AN-94
>>258579419
I want to operate with fellow m8 right now, can't wait for the game.
>>258581360
impossible, he's not autofiring
>>258581157
>>258581327
>>258581389
But that's not a gun, that's a rifle.
>>258581650
Five-seveN then
>>258581157
Jesus christ, that man should be more careful with that grenade
Are there any Doom WADs that have gun porn?
>>258581756
I disagree but respect your choice of weapon.
On the next episode of top gun.
>>258581986
same to you, although I still feel Lugers are outdated, thats all.
also cool taste in TV shows
>>258581389
Slav magic
>>258582243
At least it's not Kraut space magic.
>>258582067
> TONIGHT!
> James nearly summons his persona!
i luv garan
>>258581580
>glock
>>258582403
>i get a usas 12, Hammond gets a M4, and James May gets a nugget.
>>258582342
>>258582438
Lets enjoy this pain in a higher format.
>>258582549
I really gotta finish that game.
>>258582549
64 bullets in a neat little package, pure size magic.
>>258578967
why doesn't he fill one tube and then fill the other?
why didn't the security guard quit on day 1?
>>258582679
please stop this
>>258582549
This is beautiful
>>258582679
>>258582438
i swear to god
>>258582439
>F2000
>fish
>>258582679
Where is this even from?
>>258580571
Grand goes PING
>>258582804
only 64?
that's cute
>>258582951
Some old youtube video
Some guy was taking his kid shooting and he only played CoD or something, and started crying when his dad kept criticizing him iirc
He was a bit harsh but think long and hard about what direction he was putting the bullets in, and what direction they go out
>>258578967
Because he reloads it such a retarded way this looks like Nagant level of slow reloads.
>>258582951
It's Nutn "I'm a huge faggot" Fancy's faggot son trying to load an M1 Garand.
Go to 1:40.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KOL50CFx1A
>>258581157
this guy goes on /k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPnbesiEsnc
>>258583076
>>258583237
>>258583192
Fucking lol'd. Thanks guys
>>258583269
RIP glock you were too weak for this world.
>>258583237
>this faggot can't put a garand clip into the gun
>>258583269
I keep my guns so fucking clean, that entire channel makes my skin crawl.
Still funny though.
>>258583670
I mean, yeah the kid is stupid and incompetent but the dad is a total prick.
>>258583773
The dad gives zero tips and sounds condescending, poor kid just wants approval.
>>258583457
http://youtu.be/06aRQ-ejqmU?t=2m26s
>>258583457
i need to expand my collection sometime
>>258583901
Irrefutable proof.
>>258580459
OH SHIT I KNOW THIS SKIT. WE USED TO RUN IT AT SCOUT CAMP EVERY SUMMER.
>>258583887
Yeah. Like I said, Nutnfancy is a tacticool faggotron of the highest degree.
>>258579419
is this from a video?
>>258582679
I know nothing about guns, what exactly is he doing wrong in this picture? I can assume hes putting the bullets in wrong but why is this suffering?
>>258583465
>chrome
>skype
>notepad
>utorrent
>webm4tards
>origin
>>>/out/
>>258583993
>That's 65% more bullet per bullet!
>>258583887
>The dad gives zero tips and sounds condescending, poor kid just wants approval.
Yeah, thats really shit. Something like that could be a really good bonding session between a father and his child. Just good communication, some demonstration, etc, could go a long way.
>>258584229
Bullets go straight out of the barrel. He is putting them in downwards. Pretty retarded thing to do even for someone who knows nothing about guns.
>>258584229
Do bullets travel vertically out of a barrel?
>>258584229
because it's just incredibly stupid logic no matter how much you know about guns, the bullets don't fire downwards, dad is a dick though, probably cleans and fires his precious guns 24 hours a day and gives two shits about anyone else
>>258584229
Look where the bullets are suppose to come out of the gun, look how small it is, by using deduction you can come up with that jamming it straight down won't do squat.
>>258584229
I hope this is bait
if not we have some retards
Game is Project Reality
>>258583670
>clip
>>258584354
that's why you don't have kids if you are a hobby faggot. the worst parents apart from drunks who beat children
>>258584527
I love nugget it's all i use indayz standalone
>>258584591
It actually is a clip
>>258584591
Oh you.
>>258584591
ACKCHUALLY, it is a clip when it comes to garand.
>>258584527
>can pull it back and forth extremely easy
>seems to have slight trouble lifting and dropping
whoever made this has never used a bolt action
>>258584591
>not knowing the difference between a clip and a magazine
>>258584441
>>258584453
>>258584463
>>258584465
>>258584507
I didnt even notice the gun was that skinny holy shit. Being awake for 48 straight does things to your brain
>>258584656
What the fuck. There's no way that scope would ever hold a zero.
>>258584613
>tfw mosin assault mags were finally added to the game
>tfw mosin is still chambered in 7.62x51
dean hall strikes again
>>258584342
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>>258584842
i think its more a general " bullets going this way" type of scope
>>258584758
My nugget's never had a hard bolt except with a certain reloaded ammo that I got from some range.
>>258583390
Is that supposed to be Jace on the left?
>>258585130
oh man
i'm not even a /k/ommando and i don't know shit about guns but even i know these bullets didn't got fired
>>258585056
maybe someone decided to rechamber a shitload of nuggets for 7.62x51?
But it's not a rimmed cartridge so I don't know how that would work
>>258585056
I think the caliber was 7.62x54R when the standalone was released. But then it was changed to Real fuckin NATO standard for some stupid reason.
gonna dump a little more if nobody minds
>>258585374
>didn't got fired
>>258585056
They made Mosin ammo so fucking difficult to find, short of searching an airfield/barracks the only 7.62x51mm ammo I've found was in a fucking Blaze Rifle's Snaploader.
2 fucking bullets.
Thank god SKS ammo isn't impossible to find.
>a /k/ thread on /v/
>>258585619
That's funnier than it should be.
>>258582930
>>258583076
>>258583286
>>258585653
Regular 3 story houses nigga, i got 160 bullets with my mosin, especially those with a blue door spawns a box of ammo here and there and long range scope especially, no idea where compensator spawns but mosin itself is piano houses/police stations and schools.
>>258582679
This doesn't hurt /k/
this fucking hurts everyone
>>258585461
>>258585525
it's like the dev team is only familiar with western calibers, mosin is chambered in 7.62 NATO over 7.62R, makarov is chambered in fucking .380 acp, 5.56 was one of the first calibers to be added yet 5.45 is still nowhere to be found and the AK-74 along with it. They added the rare AK-101 to the game to use up all the useless 5.56 ammo lying around since the M4 pretty much vanished from the game, and somehow it is far more common than an AK-74
>>258585830
>>258585719
They happen once or twice a week.
>>258586064
Is the game still optimized like total ass?
>>258585830
remember when making motivational images wasn't indicative of it being definetely shit
>>258584215
Not sure if that bit is present in another video, but I saw it here:
http://youtu.be/-XWjEfMBg7Q?t=1m20s
The time in the link is the beginning of the interview. That part is shown at ~3:30, but the Tripwire guy talks about the guns before that.
>>258586259
Of course it is, it's on Arma's engine. That's never going to change. But it runs better for me than Arma 3 does.
>>258586064
>since the M4 pretty much vanished from the game
They spawn only in helicopter crashes now, which have been bugged for like a month but i think is finally solved.
There spawn like 5 helicopter crashes on the whole map per reset.
>>258586653
Forever my one true weapon love.
>>258585130
It only says "hit her house" and not "were shot at her house", maybe someone took the bullets out of the clip and threw them at the side of her house?
>all these games with cool reload animations yet they portray the gore accurately
You know, if i shot someone with a M82 or gunned down someone with a LMG, I would expect some body parts to fly.
>>258586818
>the next one will be coming way faster for you old lady
>>258586906
Bullets don't make limbs magically tear themselves apart
>>258586906
Unless you're shooting tiny grenades out of your rifle bullets don't make shit explode.
>>258586653
>G3
>with rails
disgusting.
>>258580093
Shit my dad has one of those...although the heading time involves a lot more swearing and is five times as long
>>258587346
>all these games trying to force mp7 on me when all i want mp5
>>258587437
>Mp5k Raifu
>less than 10 games have it
feels like pure shit man
>>258580483
>>258580649
That DOF is disgusting
>>258587621
you will always have mw2
>>258581650
???
Sure looks like a gun to me.
>>258587681
it's not standard. it comes with the mod, but must be turned on manually
>>258585870
I almost choked on my drink you fucking faggot
>>258587621
If you're in the US in a free state there are mp5k clones being imported from pakistan.
>>258582971
You forgot the neat little package.
>>258583465
I like that animation
clean up your taskbar please
>>258587621
MP5 had it's time in the sun during 5th/6th gen, when every other action game and movie had them.
Now it's all Uzi, MAC-10, etc.
>>258586127
Oh god, that is too funny
>>258589048
False, Mac'n'Cheese and the Uzi became mainstream, too.
Now it's MP7, Bizon, PP2000, etc.
>>258583237
>each round is 80 cents
you could buy 3 copies of bad rats for that price
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>>258589659
Nigger you what
>>258589742
next level operator.
>>258589659
fuck off you fat cunt. fucking up and derailing other threads for no reason should fucking warrant a ban and you bloody know that
>>258585719
...I saw a post on the front page and thought I was on /k/ this entire time.
>>258589659
who the fuck cares
>>258589742
"hiding power level" is not in his vocabulary, is it?
>>258589659
as long as they dont take my vidya and my guns, who the fuck cares?
>>258589659
Are you that desperate that you have to come into other threads and post about shit no one cares? Shame on you.
>>258590656
There's no hiding that mans power level. You can probably feel it when you're around him.
>>258590656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrSS058pjWw
Loud knock at the beginning so turn down volume.
>>258577570
>There will never be a AAA fps with as much gun versatility as Receiver
>Receiver, an indie game that was made in only 7 fucking days.controllers just don't have enough buttons and console fags would argue "who cares"
>bought a pair of jeans that actually fit me properly
>go out
>suddenly notice a lot of(black)men staring at me
>some hispanic guy mumbles something when he walks past me
FUCK, why did I have to be born with such a big feminine ass. It's so embarrassing.
>>258591202
I feel you mate
i got a phat ass as well, people stare
>>258590962
holy shit
>>258587437
fucking CSGO
>>258589742
but why
>>258591202
post pics pls
>>258591560
i think you know why
>>258589742
I would not be comfortable around such a person especially not when he has a weapon.
>>258591785
It's fucking airsoft.
>>258591862
I've seen enough movies to know how such things turn out.
>>258586653
Did you make this? PR is severely lacking in reload videos.
>>258583390
>no katanas or knives
>>258591785
this image and that other one of the guy using an m4 as a sniper rifle get me everytime
>>258592409
>girl who wrote it bought an expensive replica and held it the same way thinking it would prove shes right
>>258577570
/thread
>>258592731
I didn't know that.
Source?
>>258592731
gimme pics
>>258591659
if you really care enough you can email me
[email protected]
>>258592819
>>258592820
No!http://archive.moe/a/thread/61647269/#q61649662
Best I can do, sorry
>reading this thread
>think I'm on /k/
feels good
>>258593548
We're still semi talking about vidya gums
Firearms Source is a goldmine for gun porn, too bad nobody actually plays the game.
>>258593992
>The barrel and suppressor bend just like the real thing
Did someone say gun porn?
>>258586653
Dat karate chop
>>258593382
>women.jpg
>>258593382
>>258594242
Yes, yes we did.
>>258594361
I wonder what these people think the big shoulder shaped thing on the end is for.
>>258594692
Modern guns are pretty drop safe.
Whoever made this game must have loved SKS's, there are about 6 different reloads just for this one gun.
>>258579026
says you
i just see a lazy attempt at humor while something more inline with a real, trained reload looks a lot more flashy and impressive
Okay, but which games gives you the best and most realistic feeling of being on a battlefield?
Most "realistic" games tend to turn into sniperfest, because "muh on-shot-one-kill".
>>258596250
Arma 2 OA with ACE and ACRE and other mods
A good group of peopel semi dedicated people who don't fuck around and run everyone over with tanks it's pretty fun
fucking gave me PTSD
>>258596250
welcome to the battlefields of wwii, faget
>>258597360
Battlefields are never about sniping, they're about shooting all of your led at the enemy until they decide to get the fuck out of there.
Direct killing is for special units.
>>258594905
Yeah, and modern cars generally don't careen out of control and crash into shit with little or no provocation. That's GTAIV for you.
>>258596250
Real life tends to be one shot one kill.
>>258578967
Isn't that the reason clips and magazines were invented?
>>258597819
Not at all.
Real life tends to be "one-shot-one-wounded".
>>258597819
Not necessarily. Assuming the bullet doesn't hit your brain or a vital organ and you get medical care right away, most gunshot wounds are survivable. You may be a paraplegic/vegetable, but you'll be alive.
>>258597819
>>258598025
Depends on where shot, obviously. A shot to the heart is going to kill you. Lung shot will probably kill you too. A ton of other places will kill you fairly quickly too. However games don't tend to make you go through the whole wounded state and would rather have you die and respawn faster.
>>258582549
The P90's design is so fucking ugly. I love it.
>>258598218
>You may be a paraplegic/vegetable, but you'll be alive.
I don't think that makes for good gameplay.
>>258598403
Yeah, sure, but for instance in RO2 you can hear soldiers mumbling before dying, so they realize it's rarely a death. Too bad it still relies on sniping, because somehow people can easily achieve perfect 100m+ shots with WW2 rifles in battlefield conditions. On moving targets. After sprinting 300m.
>>258591176
>controllers dont have enough buttons
lazy ass
>>258582804
muh gunfu
it looks like a stormtrooper gun
>>258577570
what video game is this animated .gif image sampled from?
>>258593992
I do, but I use a laptop and recording software doesnt fair too well
>>258581389
That's a funny way of spelling FN FAL
>>258599459
Reciever
Dammit, stop making me want to play Reciever again
>>258581650
Rifles are guns, bruv.
>>258600365
Did you get the Shotgun Mod yet?
makes the game 100x easier and more enjoyablestill cant get all the tapes tho, for fucks sake. fucking tazer bots.it doesnt help that my home Fire Alarms routinely do the same exact beep as a sentry spotting you. they ALWAYS beep so throughout the day, nobody notices, but when I play reciever. I. Notice.
>>258600219
>50 year old gun that regularly takes 20 round mags
inefficient as fuck bro
>>258601268
>not embracing the battle rifle as superior over puny babby rifles like everything chambered in 5.56
30 caliber best caliber, FAL best rifle, ar15 a shit
>>258601626
>MUH BATTLERIFLES
SCAR-H is dominant BR
>>258601268
Have you considered the longer effective range of .308/7.62x51 over 5.45x45? It's a battle rifle bro. By this logic you are implying any Designated marksman's weapon is inefficient. Besides, I'm sure you can find larger mags for it.
>>258601913
>SCAR
>not plastic garbage with a boot for a stock
>>258602174
>crying bitch nigga
>prefers FAL
>>258601936
Meant 5.45×39, i'm retarded.
>>258602451
He looks like he's angry that he is about to be capped by the worst WW2 service rifle.
>>258582809
who is the milkman?
why capcom cancel MML3?
>>258603694y can't metroid crawl?
>>258603694
What was the black goo?
>>258589742
Some people think they can talk shit about my waifu.
Maybe, maybe.
I've yet to meet one that can talk shit about bullet.
>>258604846
DUO WHEELED
>>258605241
>>258605427
sub rosa's newest update has a reload system that takes a while to get used to
you have ammo as a separate thing in your inventory, and have to put your gun in one hand, your ammo in the other, then load the gun
then when you want to put in a new magazine you have to take out the empty one, drop the empty one, put the new one into your empty hand, and load it
when you're in the middle of a firefight it's stressful as fuck trying to do that fast
>>258605427
I almost cried
>>258605765
It seems like it would be easier to do it in real life than whatever game you just described.
>>258594817
counter-weight?
>>258606157
probably, it's basically just remembering the key combinations you need to press
>>258589742
is this the unveiling of a new CS:GO skin?
>>258605856
Hey anon. Hey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs6iSB85hi4
>>258581003
>A literal bullet hose
>>258593992
Why does the suppressor angle like that when the magazine empties?
>>258607071
Barrel points upward slightly when slide locks back.
>>258600819
Dude, that just means its battery is running down. Get a stepladder, pull that shit down and slap a new 9-volt in in before.
How long have you lived with the beeping? That would drive me insane.
I'd like to play an FPS where the protag is a nogunzHopefully a dumb Britbong Chavand the reload animation take like 2 minutes, all the while you hear
>where the fuck do I put the clip in this shotgun?
>>258607420
Does that happen on any gun with a slide like that? Like, it's intentionally designed that way?
>>258607479
about3 years now.
in that time, I've moved in and out of 2 gf's homes.
>>258607071
it's the barrel. a common mechanic in pistols so the bullets ramp into the barrel naturally
