Are you ready?
>>258526152
and then have a facebook ad and status update posting what you fapped to
>>258526152
Finally you stupid faggots can go make some shitty gmod map to hang out in and pretend you're women. Now you can fuck off of /v/
>>258526152
No, I don't even have a rig yet.
But have fun while we have 300 posts and 153 images omitted of FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK
>>258526152
ITSUDEMO I LOVE YOU
>facebook is literally watching you fap
can't wait
>>258526152
Is that Facerig she is using?
>>258526152
can someone please post the webm of that blue girl?
>>258526875
fuck it's playing in my head
Oculus isn't the only company doing this shit. Not even the first. The glorious waifu age is still on way.
>>258526920
>>258526484
facebook has agreed to never touch the OR, they are just funding it because they know it will make money. at least allegedly, investments are like gambling, you can win or lose.
Also, they can't watch you fap, unless you plan on pointing the head tracking camera at your dick the whole time like a fucking retard.
>>258526152
you know how say, any major company doesn't want their product to be associated or used in a certain way because bad press.
if there is any way they could stop it, they would.
Facebook has been roosting on a plan for a long time now.
>>258526152
it was over before it began lets just move on
>>258527495
i'm sure we can trust facebook, who are well known for their track record of integrity and respecting privacy
>>258527495
>Anon just fapped to his lolifutawaifu
>2 seconds ago
>Like Comment Share
>>258526152
I have a DK2, and I can tell you that the 3d porn in the Rift is just insane. I cannot go back to regular porn now. I am fucking THERE. I am the guy doing the fucking and getting sucked, I see exactly what the porn actor was seeing.
Only problem is I don't have a fleshlight and now my hand just doesn't cut it anymore... I want the sensations too ;_;
TLDR you guys have no idea what's coming. VR porn is the fucking shit.
>>258528102
the team behind the Rift are the ones who handle software and hardware. and even though FB is funding it, there is no way in hell they will let them fb faggots touch their precious VR device. They needed more money, and they got it. that is the entire partnership, nothing more nothing less.
>>258527495
>facebook has agreed to never touch the OR
Why pull statements like that out of your ass?
Also the camera is an IR cam, so unless your dick radiates infrared it won't see you fapping.
Facebook are gigantic jew pieces of shit and I dont think they would miss an opportunity to monetize on a lemonade stand, much less such a big thing like VR - however VR is baby tech and as such cannot be treated like video games are today (where you can make dollar billions through marketing only).
We'll have a grace period of 2-3 years where OR is left alone to unfold its wings and thenfacebook will clip off those wings and put it in a nifty blue cage for datamining and monetization
Hopefully the alternatives will grow by then.
>>258528493
this is probably what's going to sell the rift, hands down.
>>258528810
>Get all the stuff ready
>mods installed, cock in your hand
>Skyrim has stopped working
>>258528551
Dicks do radiate IR
>>258528551
I am not pulling it out of my ass, I remember the post vaguely. I am looking for it as I type, and I will post what I find. if I find nothing, then I am sorry I'm a retard. But I seriously doubt that they will just ad fuck you in the ass while you play vidya or do porn related things.
>mfw /v/ did not create a brand new facebook account the moment facebook bought the oculus
Fortune favors the prepared.
The glory of the virtual reality age comes.
(pun intended)
>>258526152
My body is not ready
>>258529115
Can't find jack didily, I apologize.
I did read just now that gaming is the focus, but didn't say anything specifically after that. It could go either way, but yeah FB is the embodiment of jews. I recommend waiting on the rift for a couple of years and if nothing changes or there are no ads popping up everywhere, then that would be the time to get it.
>>258528493
>Only problem is I don't have a fleshlight and now my hand just doesn't cut it anymore... I want the sensations too ;_;
This is why I feel like VR isn't even close to being worth it yet. If you're having virtual sex, you need to feel the things you're seeing. If you're in a virtual shooter, you need freedom of movement, and actual gun and feedback such as recoil.
For anyone that's used the Omni, do you actually feel free or is the immersion ruined by the fact that you're running on a treadmill?
For those that have used the OR for porn, what does being able to adjust your POV add to the experience besides easier access to immersion? I feel like I can watch regular old porn and get quite immersed as it is by just using my imagination, which you would have to use with the OR anyway.
>>258528610
It is clearly going to be a huge part of the rift's success. Right now few people have even tried regular demos on dk1 and dk2, let alone porn. When the rift gets released it's gonna be huge. There are already websites producing porn content specifically for the rift right now.
Also "anime" characters like Miku in the Rift are uncanny. I tried a demo where Miku is just standing there, looking straight into your eyes and following your head movements and it's really like I have a real person in front of me. NPC interactions are crazy in the rift.
All the waifu fags are damn right to be hyped.
>>258530037
Now you just need those sticks that you hold to control your hands/arm movement. They need those with buttons for all 5 fingers for... certain purposes. Not sure if that is already a thing or not. I know there are sticks that do controls for arms though
>>258530373
actually, it makes more fucking sense to have a pair of gloves for this instead. why am I so retarded.
>>258526152
BABY JEESUS THANK YOU
>>258529761
I haven't tried the omni, but I disagree with >If you're in a virtual shooter, you need freedom of movement, and actual gun and feedback such as recoil.
Your brain can fake a lot of things even when you don't have all the physical feedback. Rollercoasters and stuff like this in the DK2 does give me the same sensations as the real deal. I experienced the sensation of falling, albeit a bit reduced. It all depends on the experience.
I haven't tried HL2 yet, I'm waiting for proper integration to the dk2 and the release of the STEM or other VR tracking hardware. But I already know it's gonna be by far the best gaming experience I ever had. Everyone who tried HLVR with the Hydra said the same thing.
And don't underestimate the importance of immersion in porn. Now I do want more, but like I said I can't go back to regular 2d porn. Having the girl right in front of you and her tits bounce 5cm away from your face owns any porn I fapped to until now. You have to try it at least.
>>258531039
You must be with the OR Team advertisement division, because I am fucking sold.
/v/ is going to be all autistic about this but:
Imagine VR-glassesafter getting high
>>258532056
now when you say high, do you mean 240blazeitstraightguy, or like some other form of high. because if its the first one, then that is probably going to fuck up way to many people.
>>258526152
>that Will Smith photo
Hes been used in every article that has to do with VR the past couple of years
>>258532292
the first one
>>258531416
I'm guess I should have taken marketer courses then :)
But no, I'm just an excited anon sharing his experience with new and exciting tech.
I can tell you that you should wait for the consumer release though. I mean it. DK2 is amazing but there are lots of kinks that need to be fixed right now, before it's ready for even the enthousiast market. Black smearing, judder, ease of use, software integration, needs better lenses, screen door effect is still there (will be gone for CV1 though), and resolution needs to be at least 1440p (it will be).
All this stuff will be fixed when it's released at least a year from now, and it will be worth the wait. Trust me.
>>258531416
I tried an OR once. It made me incredibly nauseous and unable to breathe properly for half an hour.I'll still get an OR for the porn
why do you fags add 2D girls to these things, actual 3D women would be superior
>>258532056
>mfw smoking weed, doing acid and staring through my VR headset
>>258532358
will smith is black
>>258527512
While companies will shy away from open endorsements, it's well-known that any new entertainment technology MUST be endorsed by the porn industry to succeed. Every format war has been decided by porn. Every improvement to video encoding and transmission has been spearheaded by porn. Online credit card transactions? Porn. Secure chat? Porn.
Porn porn porn
Preventing developers from making pornographic applications or media viewers capable of playing pornographic videos for the oculus (or any other stereoscopic device for that matter) would not only be technically impossible and prohibitively expensive, it would spell the death of the technology.
>>258532645
if you tried the DK1, I heard that was a huge problem. Try the DK2 at some point when you get the chance. most people that reported nausea on the DK1 said they had none on the DK2.
>>258532684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bytIGCeGxo
3D, 2D, whatever
As I say every time one of these sorts of Oculus threads pop up I ask about release date.
And there's never news about an updated release date.
Life sucks.
>>258533018
This looks creepier than 2D.
>>258532853
Oh yes you're absolutely right let me go share some porn on facebook now
>>258529761
>>258531039
I think you guys are kind of missing the point, which is the same one the omni devs and plenty of VR advocated have consistently missed: VR is shit for the kind of games we have now.
Games work best when you have an economy of motion. Big actions are done by small presses, which allows you to play the game without getting tired, and perform feats that would be patently ridiculous in real life. VR controls can't simulate that.
I'm not saying it would be great to play a stereoscopic game with the oculus on with the normal camera angles and controls, I'm just saying that attempts to turn things like aiming, shooting, and running controls into physical actions is not a good idea.
Synced ona-holes and other "Sensory experiences" on the other hand...
>>258533018
at least here they're not trying to pass it off as shitty fantasy/furry/animu shit
>>258533164
if theres hardly any news regarding anything, especially the date of release, then it is probably being hard at work. They literally can't take the money and run being funded by FB and all. They would sue the shit out of team Rift.
>>258533232
You're retarded. Facebook is not hardware.
>>258532645
DK2 is way better than DK1, which was just a concept. DK2 made me slightly nauseous and gave me a small headache the first day, but it was my first time using a VR device. I didn't experience that since.
Then again nausea is very dependent on software : any movement out of the ordinary is likely to cause nausea if you don't have your "VR legs", even with rock solid hardware. for example climbing stairs backwards, strafing etc
>>258532881
I believe it's because I have one very good eye, and one terrible eye in terms of vision. At the time I tested the OR, I didn't have glasses to correct for this deficiency so I think the problem was just the asynchronous vision when interpreted through the OR.
Still, while fucking awful I will be getting a consumer version of the OR once it comes out.
>>258533215
Would you say it's... pig-disgusting?
Can't fucking wait OP, can't fucking wait.
On Gamescom I tried out Morpheus and it was beautiful. Did some Speedboard-shit and it really tricked my brain, got a fucking rush from the speed I was going down the mountain.
Someday I'll be able to be with my waifu and it will feel real for my brain thanks to VR;_;
>There are /v/irgins who committed suicide before the Oculus
They'll never get to lose their virginity to skyrim mods
>>258533781
Yeah, I think I heard there will be the option to get proscription lenses for the rift. Maybe with that option you'll have the visual compensation you'd need to play without getting a massive headache,
I can see things clearly up close, but not far away. I assume this means I won't need to wear glasses or get proscription lenses for the Rift.
>>258532056
Oh man, amazing.
>>258534104
>prescription fisheye lenses
something tells me that isn't going to work
>>258533312
>I'm not saying it would be great to play a stereoscopic game with the oculus on with the normal camera angles and controls, I'm just saying that attempts to turn things like aiming, shooting, and running controls into physical actions is not a good idea.
I would have agreed with you before trying ths DK2, but now I understand that VR games and experiences are nothing like 2d monitors, and that it will most likely be a physical experience down the road. I think I'm ready to trade regular games for more physical and engaging games, and HL2 VR should give me a final answer when I will play it.
It is as you must understand a very different notion of fun. It is up to you to decide if it will be your kind of fun or not. But don't knock it before you try it.
>>258526152
Oh, I'm ready alright, goy.
Logging into Facebook will never be the same.
>>258534395
this is 2014, we are in the future now. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLO... oh what am I kidding, you're right. I guess I didn't see that.
>>258534104
It'd be prohibitively expensive to make prescription lenses for the Rift for myself, as I don't just suffer from nearsightedness/farsightedness but astigmatism as well, which from what I've been told normally doesn't need correction.
I'll probably end up just using contact lenses, or if necessary, get a laser operation to fix my vision.
>>258534920
>paying 1000's of dollars to get eye surgery to use the rift.
Anon, that sounds highly impractical.
>>258532056
I can't wait to sexualize the miku.
>>258535212
Yes you can.
No, you will and then you will realize how wrong you have been living your life
>>258535451
Son.
I sexualize theYotsuba.
>>258534920
>>258535172
I got Lasik last december and it was one of the best decisions of my life. The operation was horrible (mainly because I'm a baby when it comes to touching my eyes) but now my vision is at 13/10 left eye, 10/10 right eye. I see much better than I ever did with my glasses, it's absolutely awesome.
>>258532853
but what if it's used inappropriately, you can't shy away from this in this day and age anon.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html
>>258526152
what is that elise thing
>>258535172
It's a perfectly valid argument but as a rebuttal, I present to you:the glorious waifu age
>>258534920
Hypermetropia will be a problem with the Oculus, but Myopia is fine.
>>258535850
Fellow Lasik bro here.
We've upgraded ourselves in just the right time. The future's happening.
>>258536384
Myopia is nearsightedness, hyperopia is farsightedness, astigmatism is separate from these, from what I know.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>258536272
stop
>>258536021
There are no regulations on the matter, and as I said, it would be both technically impossible and prohibitively expensive to attempt to ban pornography on the rift.
Even if facebook went full retard, closed the API, pre-screened all devs they gave the API/documentation to, and added extra hardware to the device to force you to only use applications that are pre-approved by the Facebook app store, there are already multiple open-source drivers for the rift.
Mark my words: there is zero chance that you will be unable to fuck miku hatsune using the rift. It is impossible for anyone to stop it assuming the rift actually does release.
>>258526152
Yess, finally this won't happen anymore.
>>258536272
oh shit. Even more sold
>Capatcha: touching jortbut
>jortbut
>your butt
Fucking capatcha
>>258536593make me
>>258537050
>>258536576
astigmatism is a defect in the eye, either injury or birth defect, that blurs the image. Contact lenses can fix those.
>>258537208
...which I expressly wrote myself
What exactly are you trying to tell me here?
>>258536593
>>258537192
Enough of this fucking meme.
>>258537192
I implore you to reconsider
>>258537656
Shut the fuck up.
>>258538419
>>258537656
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
So, what control scheme will get popular with the Rift? Hydra? Gamepads? KB+M? Think something will be made for the Rift specifically?
>>258539207
Eh, I doubt there will be many popular peripherals for it outside of the sex ones.
Controllers and KB+mouse are the input standards for a very good reason.
Will people outside the rift see what's on the monitor?
>>258539849
You can switch your monitor off if you're so concerned about your parents watching you jack off to Miku.
>>258539658
Just seems like KB+M might waste the head-tracking potential of the Rift, and games that work well on pads don't lend themselves well to the Rift in my opinion. Very few first-person games are better on a pad.
>>258539849
I'd assume that's easily an option you can set and if not, just turn your damn monitor off.
>>258526152
tfw I can finally stick things up my ass and pretend that trap lovers are fucking me within the privacy of my own room
feels good mayne
>>258539207
Right now it's the gamepads. KB+M for some demos. Hydra/STEM/PrioVR is for HL2 and other crazy demos right now, I hope support in more full games will be announced soon.
I mean look at this shit :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b1ycwQIG7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWxiURvaJe4&list=PLSzYSYR1Bt5_CBtV1RXORK4R1folxmT0I
Can't fuckin wait to play HL2 VR.
>>258529547
"you winning son?"
>>258540221
That's fuckin' sweet.
Someone post that article about future plans for oculus facebookization.
these series of inventions will either wipe out the human race, or make it so that only a few hundred males' dna make it to a new generation, resulting eventually in rampant accidental incest amongst the species
>>258540710
le ebic facebook meme
kill yourself
>>258540942
Articles are not memes based retardbro.
>>258529547
>not having an automated sex machine taking up 1/2 of your room hidden with a cloth
Its just a treadmill mom.
>>258540221
HOLYSHIT I AM FUCKING READY
>>258540221
Jesus fuck my dick is harder than Dragonforce right now
>>258529051
>About to climax
>Guard walks by
>Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
>>258526152
Does anyone have the webm for the top left part of the pic?
>>258541016
facebook somehow turning a simple bit of I/O hardware into a locked down web application tat shares your every fap is a meme, and you are a tech-illiterate mega-faggot.
Facebook has talked about making "social" applications like virtual malls and what would essentially be VR second-life. That's about as far as the "facebookization" goes.
>tfw playing medieval sex game
>have to wear proprietary sex gear
>get syphilis injected into your balls the moment you fuck an unclean welch
worth it
>>258541264
>miss your target with a sex spell
>it hits this guy
>Put baby in isolation tank equiped witth occulus and all peripherals
>Install only Second Life 2
>Then suddenly, one day
"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real?"
>>258532853
>Every improvement to video encoding and transmission has been spearheaded by porn
That's just wrong. They pick the most widespread and supported shit.
They're all .wmv files with a shitty bitrate.
>>258543012
>Jerk off anyway
>>258543987
>breed group of people with the sole intention of letting them live their whole lives in virtual reality unbeknownst
>they develope virtual reality inside that virtual reality and breed a group of people with the sole intention of letting them live their lives in VR.
>this is an endless loopYou are in one of those "realities".
>>258544752
f'ug you
>>258543987
But anonwe are already in a VR system right now
>>258544752
I've read theories by legit academics about this. It's a real possibility apparently.
>>258545128
Apparently a 5% chance, or 1 in 20, that our reality is virtual.
How the came up with that number, I've no god damn clue.
Pretty interesting.
>>258545427
it really makes everything seem pointless thinking about that.
>>258545427
I'd love to see how they came up with those odds. Seems like a real pull out of your ass kind of thing.
Captcha: A picture of a god damn genie lamp. What is that?
>>258545642
If our reality really is virtual, I'd always imagined us living in an old, dusty computer in an abandoned warehouse, long forgotten and left to lie dormant forever.
>>258545717
It's a sign, that's what it is. You just got yourself a ticket out of here. Rub the lamb, anon.
Get out of here. Live your life, for the sake of us who are yet trapped here.
>>258529547
>still living with parents
>not living with GF who will enhance the experience
>>258544183
BangBros is not the only porn site in existence.
>>258545717
The idea is that, even with quantum computers, there are only so many layers down you could go before the original machine is incapable of simulating any further layers.
So the chance that you are in a simulation in a quantum computer is 1/<possible # of layers>
>>258546698
possible # of layers
being 20 in this case?
>>258544752
>>258544884
>We're in a virtual reality
>Nothing matters
>The only right thing to do is kill our and all other virtual realities
![2001-a-space-odyssey-original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aE5C18W.jpg "2001-a-space-odyssey-original[1].jpg")
>>258532753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiTlkuM3Vyo
>>258546874
apparently, I've no idea what the calculations would be to figure that out.
>>258528508
Carmack plz go
>>258526152
for freddy?
>>258547292
Or we're in a reality so advance, thanks to some insanely lucky equation and the ones running the simulation are using us for ideas. Like, we're extremely spontaneous and random, so we can come up with stuff that our creators couldn't even begin to imagine. They hear us come up with jazz, H.R Giger stuff,autofellatioand they take it.
I'm very tired, but I hope my message come across, albeit crudely.
>>258526152
>one requires your face to be visible
>the other one covers most of your face
>>258549832
Maybe the face thing is for the person on the other end?
can't wait
Can't wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJwyjWpP4XA
>>258526152
Why can't it be 50 years in the future when we finally get AI that can fully imitate human conversation?even the lewd kind
Give me the OR + that + sync'd onahole and a body suit to simulate touch and I won't ever leave my room again
>>258546127
>fuck gf
>about to cum
>MIIIIIKUUUUUUU!!
>gf breaks up
>>258550110
Man, so close to seeing the pantsu.
Reminds me of my fear of real life glitch if we were to live in a Matrix.
Imagine crossing a road safely then suddenly lags teleports you back on the road and you die.
>>258550110
>in the VR world, ponytails vibrate
Amazing.
>>258550714
>lag
>in a single unified simulation
wat
>>258550714
>VR out-of-bounds in a 3D environnement
>endlessly falling into a empty, flat-colored and bottomless box
>>258538153
You, IMPLORE me?!?!
>>258551195
what's up with her brow
she looks like she has down syndrome
>>258550714
>Nothing bad has ever happened to you
Suspicious, though why I can't get any of these simulated cute underage girls I don't understand
>>258526152
reminds me of that scene from whatevermovie, where the fat guy controlls a hawt gurl
most of those vr fucks will be made entirely by fat sweaty guys.
>You have shared a screenshot from Miku Lewd 2020 on Facebook!
>W...whats this anon?
>i...it's nothing grandma...
>>258535720
>>258536021
>those comments
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z95Us0qRN6c
I'm hoping the CV1 will have a good enough resolution to make this viable. At least for regular use.
Lot of people leaning forward in the video, because of the shitty position of the monitors, btw.
>>258541849
I agree, but maybe we should actually read the fucking article the guy is talking about?
Does anyone have that facerig webm with the one from OP's pic
>>258549661
Thank god FN@F is pre-rendered and therefore not compatible with the rift without a remake.
>>258526152
No, you know what you need?
>Oculus Rift
>The face-tracking software
And then you get that dildo/fleshlight set that connects over Wi-Fi and do that thing where when one is being used, the other starts moving as well.
Bam, long-distance cosplay sex.
![Tinfoil_hat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uM0eyxZ.jpg "Tinfoil_hat[1].jpg")
>>258541849
It's going to stick now, no matter what is said and done. Even if the CV1 comes out and the Tinfoils search every bit of it for trojans and datamining but find nothing, they'll just make something up or blame regular functions like a software updater.
The paranoia is partly why the notion is so stupid. It's not like Facebook are going to sneak this stuff in unnoticed.
>>258552871
>tfw your in-game dick clips into her hip and the sync'd fleshlight snaps your dick in response
>go to 4chan
>click /or/
>start up a random simulation
>starts normally
>extremely loud screamer with gay genital mutilation accompanied with "FUCK WEEABOOS" or "YIFF IN HELL" while robo-vagina spazzes the fuck out
>>258553868
Nah, that's not how they work, I don't think. It's just that when one gets used, the other lights up and starts warming up.
It would be nice if they made a set that sensed the texture of genitalia and altered the other to match. You stick your dick in the onahole and the dildo changes itself to match your dick's shape.
>>258552818
If they cut out the positional headtracking, It probably wouldn't be that hard for the dev to rerender the office stuff in stereoscopic.
But then, that's assuming the engine it uses can even deal with stereoscopic sprites.
>>258532056
I've done acid before with some students. They always have someone to calm you down if you having a bad trip. A qt came by andheld my handfor the entire trip surisingly she's a programmer and works for BMW HQ in Munich we meet from time to time
but I think she really likes me for my JFK impressions - Once I got shitfaced and memorized the entire "Moonshot" speech. Fuck everyone at the entire campus opened windows and listened
Weird mix I'm a main accountant to book my father investments she's a programmer with a job. Just dealers and other people not interested.
We discussed VR and waifus on number of occasions and I hope when the dream comes true we will both abandon this 3dpd universe and she will hold my hand once again.
>>258552871
That's exactly what OP's image is implying you asstard.
Is this just Schlomo Goldenstein shilling on /v/? It was unanimously agreed upon that the OR is dead now that the jews own it.
>>258554439
No, that's just for a single-player experience.
I'm talking long-distance relationships, or at the very least finding guys willing to stick dildos up their ass.
>>258554613
>/v/ said so, it's true!
Pathetic. Think for yourself.
>>258554132
>go to 4chan with the VR feature turned on
>enter /v/
>small groups of naked neckbeards either suck each other off or punch the shit out of each other
>>258554768
you know why he does it and yet you respond.
Finally i'll be the girl.
>>258554768
No, this was the case that pretty much everyone who was hyped for it realized that it was dead. I honestly didn't expect Facebook to hire marketers here, but I guess I was wrong.
>>258554406
That was beautiful anon, thank you!
>>258543987
>3 days later baby dies of starvation covered in shit
>>258554772
>go to /v/ in OR mode
>a bunch of fat sweaty neckbeards yelling SUMMERFAG at each other and clutching their children's toys while 4 marketers in suits toss them pieces of paper describing why each of them is right and everyone else is wrong, so buy this
>>258554406
Man you honestly sound like an awesome guy, I'm not even kidding right now.
I'd love to hear your JFK impressions
>>258546127
Thats the good thing about european. Theres no point in moving out because I study in a piss expensive town.
Why would a person even move out if he doesnt have to or has to put up with retarded siblings? European culture in terms of family is really different to the US'. Its pretty weird.
>>258540221
If I put that saber in my face, would I die?
>already spending 12hrs+ each day in front of a monitor
>barely go outside
>never socialize
Can't wait to be perma plugged-in and fuck some other guy pretending to be a cute girl.
>>258554406
vocaroo that shit
bumping
>jackin it to some VR chick
>realize that no matter how much money you save it's not the same thing
>finally have the courage to go out into the world
>all unsatisfied chicks are using VR dildo machines
>all satisfied chicks would never go for you
>you have created that which you have always assumed to already be
>a world you cannot get laid
>>258555986
>little girl simulator comes around
>live as a little girl doing cute things
>never put the OR down
>you literally wake up as the little girl each day
>true happiness achieved
>Quietly die in your sleep because of dehydration
Can't wait
>>258555986
I hope the future doesn't end up being so far away.
I'm European and I moved out because it sucks to live with your parents. They're almost always bossy and will constantly judge you throughout your life if you continue to live with them.
That and you'll never be able to plow a girl as loud as you want at home.
>>258554406
I was going to write the exact same thing as that other anon; "I'm not even kidding right now" included.
You sound awesome.
>>258556540
Sounds like real life already.
>>258555986
But think of the benefits.
They already said the lens on the Rift make your eyes focus to 'infinity', which is healthier for your eyes than starring at a monitor closely all day.
Plus with no screen, you're not leaning forward to get the best view and instead turning your head regularly. Your postures going to improve a lot.
>>258527495
>Influx of people showing their dicks in an act of defiance.
GLORIOUS. Privacy penis!
>I can finally live my dream of giving free blowjobs to random people on the internet without even leaving my room or risking STDs
Hell yes
>>258556956
facial capt technology demo purple demon woman is muh waifu
I called it! You can't take her from me now!
>>258550519
>not getting GF to suck you off while getting VR blowjob from Miku.
>>258556753>Multiplayer tea parties
>>258526152
I need my Elf, Minotaur raping simulator bad.
>>258555372
Shit, I'm away from home where I have my mike - It usually sounds like this : " For earth has to move fowah, as our generations to come - light the flame of hope, again. For we must never loose faith in yourself the courage we gather, strength and endurance will not be forgotten in the history of mankind, this is the ultimate sacrifice to knowledge and faith that we humans still can live in peace and agreement "
I love inspiring people - especially live. Believe it or not some people still tell me some frat boys cried and started learning
Note that it was during the finals, people needed some cheering, perspective a vision that they will be building our world. To try and try until they succeed. Whatever the cost
>>258529547
Why is it lacking the dad's comment? This version is clearly inferior.
>>258558062
>wanting a shitty league waifu
What are you gay?
>>258551167
I implore you to reconsider
>facebook has Oculus Rift
>google has Atlas
Who wins?
How long do you think until a shota dating simulator is made?
>never
>>258558527
Elise is top tier waifu you fucking nigger please kill self
>>258558424
>loose
Other than that, 10/10 post.
I want you to whisper sweet nonsense in your JFK voice at night, softly lulling me asleep.
No homer.
>>258558527
Well, I enjoy watching gay porn and I often fantasize being on a gang bang with 10 negros
So many fat neckbeards pretending to be little futa girls will fuck each other in their own rooms over the digital world.
>>258558424
When I'm gonna be back home - I'm gonna vocaroo that shit for you guys
>>258557928
This.
>tfw being a little loli semen demon giving sexual pleasure to randoms.
>>258558732
Google, they also have self-driving cars.
>>258555950
Probably
>All the dreams we have about VR will never come trueat least not in our lifetimes
>>258559959
You have to believe, anon.
At least believe in the technological singularity that will occur soon.
>>258558239
>Accidentally wander into the wrong tea party
>>258559959
You never know. We might luck out.
Plus, all you have to do is get creative and combine whatever's already out there together.
>>258559023
thats not gay
>>258536021
Muh freedoms! burgerland truly is full of fre- oh wait a minute that url...
>.co.uk
AHAHAHAHA
MUH QUEEN!
MUH BONGS!
epic shite mates we told them yan- them c-chavs.it was never funny by the way
>>258560230
>Kurzweil predicts the singularity to occur around 2045[7] whereas Vinge predicts some time before 2030.[8] At the 2012 Singularity Summit, Stuart Armstrong did a study of artificial general intelligence (AGI) predictions by experts and found a wide range of predicted dates, with a median value of 2040. Discussing the level of uncertainty in AGI estimates, Armstrong said in 2012, "It's not fully formalized, but my current 80% estimate is something like five to 100 years."[
>>258526152
What's the video in the top left?
What do you call that sort of motion capture?
>>258560719
Precisely.
I have high hopes for us in the future.
>>258560992
that's still fucking 30 years.
Do you expect me to live this long in this body?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Yv3Au9e60
>>258561280
Do it for her.
>>258559959
I don't think you realize how fast porn companies work.
sure the more unique VR porn will take a while to set up due to modders being new to the devices, but with things like kickstarter and general internet donations, I'm sure things will get good in like 10-15 years time.
I'll just wait until something non-facebook owned comes along. Should be any day now.
humans will arrive and live on Mars before VR is a thing.
>>258558535
STREAM IT
It's coming but it'll probably won't be with the Oculus Rift or with any proprietary HMD. Nips hate facebook and social media in general, they might port it over after the fact but the games themselves will be made for normal PC users first and foremost. No point in making games specifically for hardware that almost nobody owns and it doesn't help that almost all of development community and documentation for VR is in English.
We've been looking at porn on flat 2d screens without positional or eye tracking for decades now, interactive porn doesn't need it to b successful.
>>258562007I'm really fucking tired of that .webm
Will we never get a proper stream again?
>>258562380
Nope. That's the idea.
>>258562380
I would stream it but I got banned on twitch for streaming it last time, the sad thing is we only got like 14 minutes into the movie.
Now I can't even watch streams on twitch anymore, fucking jews
>>258560876
Webm here
>>258556956
>>258562071
Why does google just give me russian for this.
>>258562741
There's a thread on this over in /h/ but the game itself won't be out until October.
>mfw people will get tired of this VR stuff just like they get tired of everything else and no amount of shallow escapism will ever fill that void in your heartWon't stop me from trying, though.
>>258563004
>shallow escapism
I just want the porn.
>>258558732
>use oculus rift and hydras to control an atlas
>mfw i'm bruce willis
Guys, ever thought about what stuff you can do with FaceRig?We can at least appear to be the little girl on webcam
>>258563004
I doubt VR is something people will get tired of. Too many applications are popping up for it and if the consumer model has cameras, you probably won't even have to block out the real world to use it.
>>258563004
well I don't need to kill myselffor now
>>258563660
the first thing I'm gonna do is tape over the camera on my OR
>>258552582
I'd happily do so if he were talking about an actual article or had linked to one.
>not learning to dev in 3D so you can make your own virtual world
>>258562663
>>258562597
Yeah well fuck that shit.hitbox.tv/bigblackrichard
starting in 5 minutes
>mfw this becomes a really big thing
>Women become obsolete
>This plays all day,everyday on /r9k/
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acX0eewRPr8
>>258540221
>not using gloves to simulate finger motions
the fuck are these grips? this is almost as bad as "press space bar to win"
>>258563660
I don't mean tired of as in it's a fad, I can definitely see it becoming a permanent facet of contemporary, first-world life and whatnot. I just mean that everybody's like "oh man time to get utterly immersed in my waifu-boning simulator, nothing will ever be the same!" Except you'll get burnt out on it like you get burnt out on everything else, and it won't be enough.
>>258564110
Based anon
>>258564175
Women will only become obsolete when there is nothing they can offer that VR can't.
So that means we need full-body VR and some major improvements in AI first.
>>258532056
>imagine
nigger, imma do this right now. i've had a rift for over a year.
>>258528551
You mean your body doesn't emit heat?
Nice try ghost
>>258562071
Err...you do realize the rift has the same compatibility as any other stereoscopic system, right? They don't need to build it for the rift, you can translate axis movement and rotation into mouse movements or whatever the equivalent keyboard commands for the camera are.
>>258558261
I'm mostly a normalfag but holy shit a monsterrape simulator would be amazing. Playing as a minotaur/troll/tentacle monster/whatever and fucking hot bitches would be the shit
>>258564626
how is it?
>>258558842
You mean a /as/ simulator where you play as the shots, right?
>>258564052
>implying i'm not a 3d modeler
Stay mad, pleb. I'll be crafting my own waifus and start selling shit.
>>258565372
Fucking phone, meant /ss/
>>258563776
What is the point? You'd just get an error message. If you want a HMD without a camera for positional tracking there are DIY solutions out there that are cheaper, have a larger field of view on both axises, higher resolution and built in eye tracking. Just go on the VR wiki and take your pick.
You're not the only one that finds it creepy that they added an unnecessary camera to it and won't be using it for porn or at all.
>>258564839
Do you realize they won't care considering the tiny market segment, people who own an OR and are willing to pay for erotic games featuring animu characters?
Building a game for the rift means rendering the scene twice for both eyes and completely redoing the camera system with higher and stable framerates for head tracking and a new UI since it's only an inch away from your face, it's not as simple as adding it in as an afterthought.
>>258564239
Oh yeah, great idea, i will make it right now, hold my bear.
>>258564551
>inb4 sandwich making machine
>>258564175
They still can't offer youlove
