Preordering Sonic Boom at Gamestop gets you this
Why can't more games do this? Physical bonuses instead of chunks of the game they cut out?
EVEN THE MERCH IS DOGSHIT
SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WHEN, SEGA?
ARTICULATED JOINTS!
no one cares about sonic boom
>>258372027
INSPIRED BY VIDEO GAMES!
Looks like a bootleg toy.
T-Thanks, Sega.
>Free crystal to stick up your ass
Damn...
What toy based on a video game says that it was "inspired" by it? What, is the toy not really from the game?
what the fuck is that white thing?
>>258372210
seeing the thumbnail just ruins the joke
also the words in the last panel ruin the joke
>>258372604
That's obviously Sonic's inhaler.
But to get it you'd have to buy that game.
>>258372587
this has to be used on future boxart mosaics
>>258372027
>ARTICULATED
>3JOINTS!
>>258372776
You could get the alright looking 3DS game if you really wanted it.
> not preordering for sonic inspired by the video games with articulated joints
do you guys think sonic boom will be good? I know its got some bad press but im still excited for a new sonic game
>>258372027
>They're this desperate to get people to buy the games that they are giving away free figures
I'm laughing
>>258372027
It would be nice, but I imagine it's cheaper to just take out game content and make it a pre-order bonus than it is to make physical bonuses. They can also sell the DLC pre-order bonuses later, which probably wouldn't happen with physical bonuses unless they were part of a line.
>>258372027
They used to do physical preorder bonuses all the time.
>oh this isn't the OLD and LAME Sonic who collects chaos emeralds
>this is the NEW Sonic who collects ancient crystals!
>>258372587
>sonic toy
>inspired by the video games
well no fucking shit
>>258372587
>Featuring Sonic from Sonic The Hedgehog series!
>>258373976
that duck is the worst
>>258373370
The 3ds version looks like it might be fun.
The Wii U version looks like it will be painfully mediocre.
>>258373629
Sonic games have always had some sort of physical bonus that comes with preordering the game.
>>258372027
Sega sure do know their fanbase well
>>258373976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMEjWP-CGbc
>>258372210
thats hilarious
>no knees or elbows
autists will defend this
>>258373370
I've only heard bad things about it, which is a shame.
As much as I hate the redesigns, the game seemed sort of promising, considering it was out of sega's hands, but it looks like they're going to butcher it too.
>>258372027
Why does SEGA do their pre-order shit with fucking GameStop?
I have having to support those faggots. I'd rather it be Amazon.
Same with Project Diva F 2nd.
>>258372587
Someone could also cut off the Bonus Bayonetta game sticker on this
>>258375482
Looks like R&C: All 4 One, which I liked.
Not too worried.
>>258372027
Just kill sonic now, look at his face and tell me he wants to live
because physical preorder bonuses are either decent or downright atrocious to look at. Bravely Default figure man.
>>258375847
I didn't see the "2" until I read the filename, wow
>>258375847
I want to cum inside that ass
>>258372878
That and the "Gamestop Exclusive" logo.
I'm gonna save $40 bucks waiting until it's in the bargain bin instead.
>>258372101
>SONIC ADVENTURE 3
that was sonic 06
>>258381243
did you really delete the post because you fucked up your spoiler
>>258381659
Yes. Twice actually.
>>258375847
does bayo 2 have any preorder bonuses?
they know everyone knows the game sucks, so the only way to sell it now is to include that toy. so you're buying a 60 dollar toy.
cool bonus bro
>>258383474
But that toy is awful. Like, worse than the Jazwares sonic toys. And they were already pretty fucking dire.
>Free happy meal toy with every purchase!
Why do we even bother paying attention to this when it's clearly made for preteen boys. Does /v/ talk about skylanders too?
They did this with boom and colors
>>258374202
stop
>>258372210
>>258375256
Why is the guy quitting anyway? Because he is old and married? Fuck, as long as Nintendo exists, he has plenty of material!
This one is funny, problem I find on him is that he always plays it safe, he needs to be more like doing some criticism as shown here.
>>258372101
Everything Sonic-related is dogshit, anon.
Everything.
You'd think you fuckers would be used to this by now. What's the next revelation? The Simpsons sucks and the Star Wars prequels were shit?
>>258383324
No, same on Hyrule Warriors. Might buy them for some special offer then, not on launch.
>>258372587
Welp, here we go
>>258384885
hyrule warriors has alt costumes as preorder bonuses
>>258384885
Hyrule warriors has the bonus costumes.
>>258384885
were you not here when /v/ had a shitstorm over the different costumes from different retailers?
>sonic fans
>>258383324
in japan it comes with a weird cleaning cloth
>>258387760
l-lewd
whats the white thing?
>>258389165
Something to make sure the crystal or sonic doesn't fall over I think
>>258372027
>Preordering a video game
>Preordering a sonic game
>Preordering a sonic game for a sonic toy
You are everything wrong with vidya.
>>258389709
Physical pre-order bonusses is the only way to do it right though
>>258390015
your a faggot
>>258386549
He also like pokemon, animal crossing, little big planet and minecraft
>>258374169
oh god, someone please do this
so will the Wii U version be good or should i wait until December/January to get it for cheap?
>>258372587
>Super Smash Brothers 4
>Inspired by the video games
>>258392537
yesss
>>258386549
>Pokemon fans
>>258392537
Someone should put that on the Amiibos.
>>258384742
He even admits his newer comics aren't as good as the older material that is up on the site. He rather end funny than drag it out like fuckley
>>258372027
>>258372027
Because people bitch about it, like witcher 3
Also, I still have my Dewy plush from preordering on Wii, and never bothered to buy the full game and got my deposit back later
>>258392513
>so will the Wii U version be good
Pretty much every preview has been negative and their latest demo actually was unplayable and crashed every couple minutes.
I'm considering buying it
Higher quality "Inspired By" image.
>>258395762
i love you
>>258372776
Just put down $5 and then cancel the pre-order later.
This too!
>>258395762
can you get me a HQ version of that gamestop emblem?
>>258395762
Thank you, Anon.
Love, >>258372587
>>258396384
Way ahead of you ;)
>>258396365
>>258396532
Thanks based anon
>>258372101
it released in 2006 on Xbox 360 and PS3
>>258372027
Are you retarded? If they actually cared, they'd just release a special edition available anywhere instead of limiting you to one chain.
Figured I might as well do this one too...
>>258386549
>Family guy fans
Any got the "Top dance moves by Americas Number 1 dance choreographer" sticker?
isnt nintendo putting money into this? then why isnt the game better?
>>258372210
>No loss filling in that empty void on the left
>>258397430
Because it's a sonic game.:^)
>>258397057
Future mosaics will have a bit more to them now.
God bless you, anon.
>>258372027
nice that they're giving it you for free but the figure and the game looks terrible.
>>258397825
Can you post the Bonus Bayonetta logo
>>258372027
>POWER TO THE PLAYERS
>>258375847
I tried. Way too much going on in the background.
>>258398039
>>258398127
Here anons
>>258398127
>>258398310
Stand back losers
>>258398417
Cheers, dude. Much better!
>>258398417
>>258398310
>>258398127
watch this
>>258398127
>>258398310
>>258398417
>>258398737
>no version with just "Bonus Bayonetta included"
>>258398947
here anon
>>258386549
>I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH
I'm just gonna leave this here http://dirtysonicconfessions*tumblr*com/
>>258372027
What is that thing left to the crystal? An attachable dong?
>>258372210
Grats faggot, this actually made me laugh.
>>258399275
We need featuring dante from the devil may cry series.
>>258399890
>>258401042
>>258373976
What is that goose doing haha
>>258399890
I wish I had a WWII yandere gf
>>258372587
>>258399383
10 HOURS IN PAINT
>>258372742
Lol
They should've gave it a cool box that was packaged with the game like the WWHD preorder. None of this articulated joijts shit
>>258401945
My sides
>>258401042
Someone post the Ken Penders abomination.
You know the one.
>>258404035
>>258404249
>>258404035
Which one
Penders has made a lot of abominations
Sonic 06 preorder came with a figure too
>>258372027
what is that shit to the left of the crystal
is that Chris' drinking straw
>>258404249
Why does this exist?
Anybody still have their Sonic hats?
>>258403296I can actually relate to this one
>>258404325
>sonic dies in the boom trailer
>boom also has time travel
Literally the next Sonic 06
>>258404249
>>258404309
What the ass is that?
>>258404456
It's better if you don't know. Knowing the full story only adds to the horror
>>258404456
Ken Penders' redesign of this character.
>>258372027
God that looks terrible.
>>258404550
Basically Ken Penders turned his waifu into another thing in order to still keep the rights to her or something (not that sega or archie comics wanted her)
>>258404759
He got all the rights to his characters since Sega/Archie didn't want to bother with dealing with him anymore (and Archie also somehow managed to lose the contract papers that stated that the characters would belong to the company even after Penders leaves, and Penders used the loss of the papers to his advantage).
He wants to use all his Echidnas in a multimedia project (comics, short films, etc.) and he really thinks that his art looks good.
He was selling this as a print at a con for $20
>>258405326
But dont' they need to be like not echidnas though, which is why she's some weird alien bitch now or something
>>258405326
Compare it to how the character used to look like in the Archie comics
>>258405326
Wait, is that fucking Dr Fini? Please don't be Dr Fini, he's too good for this. He did nothing wrong.
>>258405086
man, scribblenauts is awesome
>>258405086
Scribblenauts never ceases to be based.
>>258405516>>258405536
samefag
>>258405404
He gets to do all he wants with them, but he can't make them related to the Sonic characters. This is his design for Lara-Su's dad. He basically took the Knuckles from one of the Sonic storylines that takes place in the future and modified him just a bit.
>>258405472
Nah, it's Spectre the Echidna. Finitevus is luckily enough still owned by Archie Comics, since Penders didn't create him.
>>258405704
12 seconds apart, boyo.
>>258405704
Stay retarded and petty
>>258405326
Wait a sec, Penders owns Mogul, so that means, oh god. Oh god no, please, don't let Mogul be tortured like this
>>258405879
>Dr Fini is still owned by Archie
>He may come back soon
>>258405879
>Finitevus is luckily enough still owned by Archie Comics, since Penders didn't create him.
That's good. I've always had a soft spot for ol' fishbowl.
>>258405879
>Finitevus is luckily enough still owned by Archie Comics, since Penders didn't create him.
Bollers created him, and Archie has gotten rid of character that are not Ian's, SEGAs, or from the first two cartoons.
>>258406083
Nope.
>>258406274
Well shit, thanks for breaking it to me
>>258405086
>Type in Large Hadron Collider for shits and giggles during all the irl drama with it
>Game soft resets to company logos
That's when I discovered Scribblenauts wasn't just some brainless silly little kid's game.
>>258380838
Actually it was unleashed
>>258406478
It fucking sucks, let's hope Ian can give us more good characters to help lessen the pain.
>>258402093
That isn't a goose its duck.
>>258386549
>Degenerate
This is the worst /pol/ meme.
>>258372027
You know I'm surprised how not shit most Sonic game pre orders are
>>258406980
Things are lookin good so far
>>258401042
The sad thing is that I actually find this sexual frustration relatable. Just not with a fucking Sonic character
>>258410475
>Just not with a fucking Sonic character
Admit it, anon.
>>258372027
fuck this
FUCK THIS
honestly fuck you sega you piece of shit its the CHAOS EMERALDS not fucking ancient faglord crystals holyshit
giving their mediocre franchise to the french THE FUCKING FRENCH of all people to make a shitty series with jokes that could have been in an alternative universe
the ONLY good thing this series has done is make amy look like someone who could tie me up and ride my dick. i want to fuck her so hard, holyshit there needs to be some game where amy rides my cock
i want you to remake sonic&knuckles 3 in hd keeping all the physics and keeping every gameplay aspect the same only then sega you can redeem yourself
and don't give me the sonic 2 was better than 3&knuckles because you're wrong.
fuck you sega
fuck you
>>258411062
>>258411576
I love you.
>>258411576
She can juggle my balls any day
>>258412445
I was actually going to name it " Amy juggling your balls " but thought that was too easy a joke.
>>258404456
>>258411037
Im not lying.
>>258372106
Look at all them articulated joints
>>258411576
>Not "Sega tries to please the fans"
>>258372587
>>258399383
>>258402787
You forgot something.
>>258405086
Is unlimited any good?
>>258415739
very
>>258403296DRILLBURST
>>258415739
Best version is Steam version, and it's bigger than Super. But it's got "Hub worlds" which are very different from Super's missions
>>258415859
>>258415924
I only remember that super was awesome and that the one for wii u was extremely disappointing. This is gonna be a tough choice.
>>258416293
the one for wii u is unlimited
>>258416293
Unlimited was Wii U, but it's pretty decent. It also has a great 3DS port and a PC port which is literall the best port ever. Avoid Unmasked though, what a lazy cash in
>>258416557
what was wrong with unmasked? im interested in it
>>258416513
>>258416557
I know it was for wiiU but it also had a 3DS version. I felt like it being on the wiiU is what ruined it for me, which was sad because I was hype for it. It seems better on a handheld so I may just get it on 3DS. Thanks.
>>258416757
It didnt really pull me in like Unlimited, it just felt like DLC for Unlimited, if anything. To be fair, I only played it for 2 days, then Pokemon X came out
>>258416891
I remember the demo at NYCC 2012, where my friend summoned a tsunami to put out a fire
>>258372587
>>258395762
>>258396365
>>258418391
>No Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
>>258418391
>No bonus Bayonetta game incluided
>>258418391
>no 20 pound of pussy and ass
>>258416891
Yeah this took like 10 minutes to download and it already feels so much better than the wii u version.
