Am I the only excited for splatoon? It seems like a new way to play 3rd persons shooters.
>>257716771
>It seems like a new way to play 3rd persons shooters.
That you can play on 360 for $1
Yes OP, you're the only one.
Of course, OP.
On a planet of 7 billion people, you're the only one excited for an upcoming video game.
Congratulations on being so special!
>titty monster squid girl
Absolutely disgusting, they're supposed to be squid lolis.
>No new info since E3
GEE I WONDER WHY NO ONES TALKING ABOUT IT
>>257716771
I just honestly wish we could get some more info on what will be available game-mode-wise and so forth other than just that one single map they had for their demo.
I pity Splatoon.
It seems like a fun concept but it was brought on the console with the most autistic fanbase.
If it had been a PC game, it would have enjoyed years of fun and maybe even reached esport status.
Now it'll be dead 2 weeks after launch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96WZJusSqR0
kek
Yes you are the only one excited you special snowflake.
As a pedophile, I am pretty excited for this game.
>>257716932
Are you serious?
Boo this man.
>no trigger discipline
>not loli
>not even flat
Whoever made that needs to an hero.
>>257716932
>That you can play on 360 for $1
let's put that in a language you hatemaymay shiheads might understand : "epic fail bro"
>>257717274
>trigger discipline
>on a water gun
>Cutepet
But where's the penis
>>257716771
>It seems like a new way to play 3rd persons shooters.
I pity you
>>257716771
The only people excited for that game is pedophiles and rule 34 artists.
>>257716932
I thought the similarities end with paint guns?
>>257716771
I'm interested in it, but we have no information beyond what was shown at E3. I'll get more hyped when it's closer to coming out.
You can't discuss Splatoon on /v/ without it turning into a loli porn thread.
>>257717159
>esport status
It never would have reached esport status primarily because of squid lolis. Also it'd probably die just as quick on PC anyway. Anything that isn't an MMO or big named multiplayer title loses its userbase on PC after a month or two.
>>257716771
This game is goin to be repetitive as fuck and gay. The only reason /v/ liked it for about two days was because of all the porn it was getting, your PC related, (keep fueling the fire you mongoloid nigger.) the servers will be dead in a year, just like the WiiU.
>>257717665
>Anything that isn't an MMO or big named multiplayer title loses its userbase on PC after a month or two.
its mainstream userbase*
nearly every single game /v/ calls dead still has players. it just isn't talked about by anyone who doesn't play it.
>>257717516
aaaand?
>a new way to play 3rd person shooters
'b-but Nintendo doesn't pay shills, only big bad Microsoft and Sony do that!'
>>257717274
Should've gone with some fanart that wasn't complete garbage OP, the only people actually interested in this game are also only interested in dfc
>>257716771
It certainly seems way more interesting than the countless cookie cutter shooters that don't attempt anything different.
Splatoon looks original enough to be fun, that's for sure.
>>257717202
I can't find any info on this game, was it cancelled?
>>257717079
>>257716976
>>257717206
Holy shit, you autists are in every thread that starts with "Am I the only one". It's a fucking expression, stop being autistic.
Did I just miss it, or can characters just not jump in this game? I don't remember any jumping in trailers, just going into squid mode for vertical travel.
>>257717274
Why would they need trigger discipline on squirt guns when their goal is painting the whole world in their color?
>>257717295
*tips fedora*
>>257718005
Fuck off and stop being retarded
>>257717274
kill yourself paedo
>>257718005
It's a shitty expression and you keep using it poorly anyway.
>>257718005
>is fine with recurring, overused expression in posts
>complains about recurring answers
>>257717918
No, it was never cared about to begin with like all the avatar games until it was discovered for trolling purposes only.
>>257717202
>>257716932
Well yeah, the paint guns are not original
But one of the main point of Splatoon is the movement using/through the paints. Also not just guns, there are grenades and that huge ass roller.
You guys are dumb
>>257716771
Don't you remember the 24/7 threads after E3?
We just didn't get any new info. that's all.
Does anyone have a rar of squidloli art?
Lewd and nonlewd
going to be the biggest flop when it releases
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
>>257718005
The problem is it's a very self-centered way of phrasing that. He could have said, "Is anyone else excited..." and it would have gotten across the same point.
Am I the only 1?
>>257717404
i don't understand this trigger discipline thing
isn't that what people in the army and shit do so that they don't accidentally shoot people? but this isn't an army soldier it's a videogame character with a water gun? maybe the reason she's not doing trigger discipline is meant to indicate that she doesn't care for safety or isn't formally trained?
Lots of people were into what they showed but until they spill the beans on more info there isn't much to say. Also those of us who are excited for the game don't like being associated with the people who just want to fap to squidlolis which is what the threads largely consisted of around the reveal. It was approaching Frozen General tier.
>>257718840
Then you autists would've replied "Yes anon, you're the only one excited XDXDXD"
>>257718036
I don't think there's jumping. I think you have to squid up walls.
>>257717404
It doesn't matter what it is capable of.
If you don't want to do something by accident, then you have trigger fucking discipline. If you don't want to get someone wet, don't want to waste water, don't want to accidentally an expensive TV, don't want to this and that and every god damn thing in the world, then you do this extremely simple thing as moving you finger away. It is not asking very much, except from those who are naturally careless and a blundering danger to others.
>>257719871
Yes.
But there are enough autistic people out there that never eld a weapon in their entire life and shit sentences out saying:
>m...mah trigger discipline
>>257720041
>which is what the threads largely consisted of around the reveal
To be frank, I really wouldn't mind more porn of the inklings. Dragon's Crown got a ton of porn years before it was actually released, so it isn't unprecedented for a game to get that much attention from pornographic communities.
There won't be any doujinshi though because Nintendo, though.
>>257716771
Splatoon's idea has already been used though. It's a copy.
If they don't have a LAN mode or at the very least a convenient way to group friends together before filling the rest of the player with online randoms they can suck my dick. Mario Kart 8 is such a pain in the ass to LAN with 5-6 people. Trying to get them all in the same online lobby is torture.
>>257720164
Yeah, that's what I figured. It bugs me when game characters lack an extremely basic, near-universal ability to force using something else instead. I like using the something else as a better/more capable version of the basic ability to augment it. So in this case, jumping small obstacles and squidding up bigger things would be the way to go.
>>257720754
Maybe we're wrong, we'll have to wait and see.
>>257720901
Yeah, I hope that there is jumping too, they just didn't happen to show it because it's such a standard ability, of course there's jumping, and so on.
No loli butt yet
I smell a noa shill
>>257722170
>>257720510
>There won't be any doujinshi though because Nintendo
What does that mean? Do they threaten lawsuits against people who make porn doujins with their characters?
>>257722825
IIRC, they did threaten a doujinshi artist for depicting bestiality in Pokemon, but that was only because they apparently felt forced to due to some kid getting in trouble having said doujinshi.
They also bought the rights to a Mario Bros. Movie pornographic parody film in the 90s just to stop its production.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96WZJusSqR0
>>257723125
>IIRC, they did threaten a doujinshi artist for depicting bestiality in Pokemon, but that was only because they apparently felt forced to due to some kid getting in trouble having said doujinshi.
Faithful Tepig. Fuck that stupid kid and everyone involved for making the second part of that doujin complete garbage.
>>257716771
This might be the first squid image I've liked..
>>257723125
That's cherry picking though, there's hundreds and hundreds of pokemon doujin every months, even after the "event", that felt more like an excuse from the artist to begin with.
>>257723248
Are you making fun of yourself?
>>257723334
How does it feel to have shit taste in squids?
>>257720153
so then why doesn't he just say "who else here is excited for..?" then it would make sense and everyone is happy
>>257722825
There's h-doujinshi of Link as a girl getting raped to death by moblins.
There's h-doujinshi of Ike as a girl being raped into a retarded slut.
There's h-doujinshi of more pokemon things than you would want to believe.
It's fanmade shit. You can make a remix of a character's theme, you can make porn of a character, and as long as you credit the original it's pretty hard for them to stop you legally.
>>257723618
I just take it as another "let's have a discussion about this game" opener.
Like the "LOL" comic threads where the OP comic is almost never funny, and it's just an opener to post more comics.
Or The "what went wrong?" ones
Or the "XYZ is finished!" ones
Or the "Who is the best X, and why is it Y?"ones
Or the "Games only you played" ones
Not sure why this bugs people any more than any of those.
I'm sure whomever makes the thread isn't silently thinking "Yeah I have to be the only one who cares!"
It looks like a lot of fun. I'm genuinely hyped for it's gameplay more than anything, as creative as I think the designs are. A good selection of weapons/maps/gametypes has been promised so time will tell if they deliver. If they do online right, it could be something that'll keep me coming back a long time. If they don't, it could die as fast as Sub Wars. Fuckin Sub Wars, such a great game with potentially fantastic teamwork killed by a complete inability to actually form and communicate with a team.
>>257716771
I swear, whoever drew this just traced some swimsuit model's body and slapped an inklings face on it. Something is just so off about this
>>257724015
thanks doc
>>257717830
wrong, I'm a huge fan of huge tits and I'm still looking forward to play it someday.Of course, making a titty monster out of the squids is just plain wrong
>>257724158Post more of low tier whore
>>257724020
Yeah, what's off is that head is supposed to be on a body like this >>257722682
or this >>257720510
or this >>257717830
So it's throwing you off.
I don't think it's bad art though, just a bit odd.
>>257724338
>low tier
>whore
you're not my friend, anon
>All this argument over loli squid porn
>I just come here for the sfw pics made by drawfriends
You guys make me feel creepy for having a pile of splatoon pics.
Console shooters are garbage and splatoon looks like early access shit.
The MP community will last a month at the most.
>>257724642
She is both things.
>>257724846
>sfw
I can't be doin' with this.
>>257724642
She isn't very good in vsav, and she's pretty butts in marbles.
At least she's not bad in vsav though. tenraiha is awesome, jHP is awesome, and most of all, jMP is awesome, but she's still pretty low tier or lower mid.
and she's 2cute to be a whore.
>>257716771
So...This is the power....of the WII u.....fuck
the black ink around the eyes makes these characters extremely repulsive
>>257724974
please respect the chinese vampire
>>257716771
>It seems like a new way to play 3rd persons shooters
The idea is as new as Minecraft was back then.
>>257724961
>Early access shit
Jee, are you telling me an early build demo from a show floor looks like exactly that? Ya don't say.
If it was just it's demo it would last about that long, the trailer and devs have shown/said there's far more in the game than that.
>>257724846
Could you please share those SFW pics? <<<:3
>>257716771
Can someone explain to me why there is so much fanart for this game?
>>257724338
>>257724642
>>257725027
Shes like my best character in UMVC3
>>257725342
Cute females.
>>257724015
Thanks, doc.
>>257725342
autists
>>257725342
Loli I guess.
>inb4 mlp recolor
This....is pornography...of a Wii U game....woah...
>>257717723
Right because deathmatch and capture the flag was "repetitive as fuck and gay"
>>257725342
>little girls
>tight shorts
>gooey liquid
You sir are terribly new.
>>257720314
Holy shit you are such a dumb autistic nerd.
ITT:
>EVERYONE IS AUTISTIC EXCEPT FOR ME
>>257725292
Not a lot, and stuff all obtained from previous threads, but here I go.
>>257720314
What's it like being this much of a faggot?
>>257725706
This is a post....on /v/:videogames.....damn..
>>257725352
I want to play UMVC3 just because of herand maybe some others, but she's the most important one
>>257725726
>>257720314
>trigger discipline
>in a game where there is no need for it since your own ammo can't hurt squids of the same color and is about getting more of that shit all over the place than the other team can do the same with theirs.
>grown up titty monster squid
>>257725834
>>257725265
It won't even have SP save for bot matches, so it's looking along the lines of a 15 dollar indie FPS on steam.
Sorry, that's what they showed.
Not my fault the game is mediocre.
>>257725726
I thought about a mega link or something of sorts...
But if it's really not that much than kudos to you anon
>>257723248
So Nintendo ripped some gameplay and turned it into a better game with squid lolis?
What's the problem here?
>>257725967
>It won't even have SP save for bot matches
Sept for the part where the devs specifically said in an interview that there would be. Did you follow anything from E3? Singleplayer confirmed, different weapons confirmed (paint roller was one of them), different sub weapons and super weapons confirmed, multiple gamemodes confirmed.
The one thing they didn't confirm was character customization, which when brought up it sounded like the devs really wanted to do it but didn't have it quite yet.
>>257717274
I would complain together with you, but those abs don't allow me
>>257725967
>It won't even have
Just because you are mad and hate a game doesn't allow you to rewrite reality, kid.
>>257725176
Very well. She isn't a whore, but she is an incredibly bad character.
>>257725352
I'm pretty good with her as well, but she has a lot of flaws.
>>257726131
The art is repulsive
>>257726436
>character customization
No, it's conformed, that's why squids would get random head gear/hair/shirts/shoes/ect ect.
They where showing off customizing, but they didn't know how to divvy it up or make it accessible.
>>257721691
Yes, there's jumping, and they showed it off in one of the dev gameplay videos where they go over basic controls.
>>257726816
>>257725352
She's perfect for me. I enjoy playing low tier or underrated/underdog characters in fighters etc.
And she is cute. Nothing to lose here.
It's not like I play competitively.
>>257716771
Fucking when and where is it? I need to see more gameplay from people who don't suck
>>257726640
Then why didn't they show anything but MP matches on MP maps?
Guess they don't want to sell their product.
>>257726131
Kinda like what happened to Narbacular Drop and Portal. Apparently, improving upon concepts is stealing.
isnt there supposed to be like character creation/ clas creation or something?
>>257727254
This. When's the next time they're planning on showing it off? TGS? New direct?
>>257726131
People claiming it's new. Other than that the game seems interesting.
>game about wet lolis
Fucking genius.
>>257727493
Old pic and you're a trip, not looking good mate.
>shitposters are this afraid a good Nintendo exclusive is coming out.
>>257716771
If its playable at gamescome i might check it out.
>>257727552
How do you know it's old if you didn't look? :3c
>>257727493
m-more?
>>257727630
>new IP
>having good sales
Nintendo is cursed with those.
>>257727493
/r/ing more futa squid
>>257727774
>>257727236
Really?
Had no clue she was bad
My friends always call her OP when I play her
>>257728008
Vulvas don't have eyeballs.
>>257726436
I wonder how the devs feel about this whole ordeal since E3.
I mean they're like Nintendos new generation of devs/producers, arent they? Like some time ago they were just some kids Nintendo hired from university, put them in a room together and let them jam until something halfway decent came out
And then suddenly they're part of E3 and their project is Nintendos hottest new thing and everyone and their mother is asking for more features and content and shit
>>257716771
More of this.
Fit, busty, grown-up women > lolis.
>>257716771
>Cutepet
Uh...
>>257728353
less of this
>>257728867
No, let's see more busty squidgirls.
>>257728036
remember, while characters specs matter, at the end they're just as good as the player is
>>257727630
God, now i need a never ever splatoon version
>>257729132
>squidifying reaction images
>>257729132
i second this
>>257728351
I don't think they're fresh out of uni or anything. They've probably done a lot of grunt work and they're groomed by the veteran designers.
It's still got to be pretty cool, though.
>>257729116Marvel isn't a game series where you can play low tiers and do wellEven if that was the case Hsien-Ko is broken on a fundamental level and loses hard
>>257716771
So did anyone ever find the nude version of this? I know it exists.
>>257729251
>not squidifying all reaction images
>>257729706
if you know it exists why havent you found it
>>257729408
yeah probably... wonder how they trained them and stuff
>>257728245
and?
>>257727647
Is it at Gamescom?
I want them to announce a release date for this already.
>>257717159
Nope, the game would die very quickly on PC, because everyone would see it for the shit it is. The PC has lots of games you can compare it to.
On the Wii U though, those game-starved bastards go fucking bananas over a TPS with a gimmick. It's not so novel. It has no competition, that's all.
>>257727236
ll the fun characters in fighting games are also "low" tier. Is it because they are gimmicky?
I'm kind of glad I'm not a tourneyfag with any of the fighters I play. It honestly sounds like no fun allowed.
>>257730607
Every new PC shooter that comes out is played for a month and then abandoned.
I'm excited because there is nothing comparable.
>>257730607
I would play it if it was on steam, probably more than the rest of the games i have.
but as>>257731834 said it's hard to keep a game alive, if it was on some other client than Steam then it would be dead very quickly. I'd like to see what kind of mods we could've gotten.
>>257729665
She's great when your friends blow, though
>>257716771
oh geez that pic....
>>257716771
It's garbage for children and pedophiles. Generic, low quality shooter.
>>257717274
>m-muh trigger discipline
I bet you've never even held a weapon in your life. Shut up.
>>257717516
I'm excited for the dakka-dakka.
>>257729665
Justin Wong disagrees,
Its all about the player.
Post the pic with fat squid loli ass
>>257733168
They'd have to be 18 or older.
>>257733312
No he doesn't he thinks she's shit too.
We need more milf squid.
>>257733667
But that's his waifu
>>257733729
oh god my DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>257733729
Wii-U is hottest and best console-tan
>>257729842
>>257732104
>>257732340
>>257733964
I don't get it.
>filename
Oh
obligatory
Why do I get this sinking feeling that this game will grow very stale within the span of 6 months?
>>257733538
Gonna have to be more specific there champ.
>>257735592
If they include some map maker it could last for quite a while.
>>257727459
This is like saying that mario invented jumping and everybody else is just copying him
>>257735741
hi is this champ?
>>257734691
>Tfw that guy's tumblr got deleted for that pic.
>>257737065
>mfw that inkling tummy
he will always be remmbered
>>257737065
at least he still has a pixiv
>>257737065
Where can I find the full pic?
>>257735741
You know what, it isn't that one. Guess you'll have to try again.
>>257718005
check my 8 fagit
>>257737549
>>257737065
I would like to see that full picture, as I have never seen it before and now my curiosity has been piqued.
>>257716771
Everyone was, but with the lack of announcements the hype has died down. Sucks that the only games that get hyped by nintendo are Pokemon, Zelda, Mario and Smash Bros.
>>257738080
Doesn't leave much to the imagination, does it?
>>257723125
>part 3 never
Fuck you too nindy.
>>257737943
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44060455
Looks like a game that will have a dead multiplayer community. Maybe if they add some Mario characters or make it free in a bundle it will have a chance.
>>257738080
Not sure, theoretically this could be it
>>257738430
>link
>chore
>r34
>found it
>1/10 quality
Well there's five seconds I'll never get back.
>>257738430
Well that was disappointing.
>>257735741
Do you have a better quality version of this?
>>257738430
>login to view
What shit site is this?
>>257739235
>doesn't know pixiv
Fuck off, normalfag.
>>257739235
The place all Nip artists go to post their artwork. It's the source of most of the images on the boorus.
>>257739235
That's pixiv for ya. The jap's very own secret club that isn't a secret in anyway what so ever.
>>257716771
I spent many an hour back in the early 00s listening to squeky voiced kids screaming and calling me nigger online. Last thing I need in my 30s is to go back to that on the kiddiest console on Earth.
So no. I'm not hyped at all. No SP, likely the same two or three modes I've been playing since UT, and nothing new except painting floors instead of splattering brains is nowhere near enough to get me excited.
>>257733964
>>257739418
>secret club
Nobody thinks that.
It's an image site that requires an account to view R-18 content. End of story.
>>257739167
Nah, it must have saved wrong on my phone.
>>257724015
thank mr skeltal
>>257739613
>>257716771
>Cutepet
Does anyone have the uncensored one?
Or just any cutepet? God damn that stuff is like unobtainium.
>>257739386
>Vagina bones
>>257739610
>No SP
>>257724015
Not even a minute and i'm already bored.
>>257739937
>Not ISHYGDDT
>>257739673
>make account
>set date of birth
>try to view image
>still blocked
so is pixiv sadpanda mk.2?
>>257740036
>>257740281
Holy fuck are you retarded?
>make account
>enable R-18 content
You don't even have the excuse that it's a Japanese site anymore because the whole fucking interface is in English now.
>>257740281
>make account
>settings page
>Yes to view r-18
>Yes to view ero
>view images
Man was that difficult
>>257740498
It's not like there weren't guides back in the day either.
>>257716771
>Am I the only excited for splatoon?
Do you even lurk?
2
>>257740235
You still saved it
>>257727105
That's actually probably the second best fanart to come out for Splatoon.
The best being when the Squidgirl mangaka drew fanart.
>>257741284
>mega ink
My dick is confused right now
>>257741482
I was a fan of this one, too.
>>257741284
Where are her hands...? I mean her human hands.
>>257741668
They leave their T-shirts behind when they burst? I thought it was just their weapons and goggles.
>>257740036
Someone forgot his ritaline today
>>257741284
Do you have something similar to this?
>>257724015
It looks like it'll be full of campers. Its way too easy to hide by standing still underwater, not to mention a cinch to run away.
>>257742220
Burried under her huge ink sacks
>>257740569
>>257740498
Stop spoonfeeding, you retards
>>257741284
god it would be fantastic if someone could draw a short thick-bodied squidgirl
big tits wide hips thick waist no height mmmmmmmmmm
l-lewd
>tfw nobody posting best fat squid loli ass
The game looks pretty garbage tbh. Basically looks like its fun for one hour and thats it. Its mostly overhyped trash similar to resistance for sonybronies and their resistance game. nintenponies are so thirsty for games that they praise obvious trash like this.
>>257738430
>western fanart
>>257717089
>not liking titty monsters
>>257743014
There's no reason not to be helpful, I don't really care
