>enter your room to play some vidya
>see this
What do?
gently pet the dog
>>256807054
Looks like the cat is out of the bag.
Install gentoo
>>256807054
Jack off until the cat leaves, then play vidya
>>256807054
a cat is fine too
>>256807193
holland pls go
>>256807054
Punch the fucker in the face, no one's keeping me from playing my games
Yes, it's a thinly veiled Vidya Pets thread. Post your pet with your favorite vidya.
bump because we head a great thread last time
>>256807634
I was going to say, that's the same cat as in the OP.
>>256807054
Beat its ass for getting on the furniture.
>>256807324
i cum on cat she hiss at penis
thnx
>>256808276
Of course it is. I can post more, but there's no reason if I'm doing it alone.
>no corgi to play vidya with
here's my cat next to a video game
>>256807054
>Pet fluffy cat
dang cats are cool
Cut dog OP. I can't get a picture of mine with a video game because I'm at work, but I'll post it anyway.
>>256807054
haha kitty
i pet that kitty
>>256807424
>my little sister can't be this cat
I giggled
Pet, lift, hold, hug, kiss, talk to, give a treat
repeat until she gets tired of it
Old-ish photo
Write an article about it on Kotaku.
i want to fuck a cat
>>256807436
Your fedora is so edgy you could use it as a weapon by throwing it at people just like that james bond guy
>only 'pets' i have are fish because im not allowed to get a lizard
h-have fun with your pets thread, g-guys.
>>256811162
fish are pretty cool though
But I feel for you.
>>256807634
I don't have any pets that I like left. I have 0 at my apartment, and when I come back to home it's just three dogs that I don't really care for, so I can't pose a pet with a videogame, but here's a picture of my old cat.
She was adolescent-sized all her life for whatever reason, and she used to jump up on my back and fall asleep while I used the computer. Or basically any time she thought she could get on your back, which meant that I had to be careful not to lean down too far if I was next to a counter that she was on.
If you put your face close to hers and stared at her for long enough she'd get mad and grab both sides of your face and give you a nip on the nose. I really wish I had a cat again.
>this thread
looks like my dinner ain't ready yet
>>256807054
THE BOSS THEME STARTS PLAYING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0IJPzf4mO0
OH SHIT NIGGA, DOG FIGHT!
>>256811239
One of them ate two of them when they were smaller, got stuck in the filter and jumped out of the tank (which is now sealed off where he'd jumped out)
Fish are retarded. I want the lizard that's been at the pet store for like 6 months, it's $280 with tank and all but I can't get it.
shit sucks
>>256811162
Do you live with your mom
My cat is too fucking classy for video james.
>>256807054
rate my cat
>>256811925
Scary.
>>256811757
Moving out in October again, hopefully.
Here's my new Siamese kitten. She's 2 months old now.
>>256811162
looks cozy/10
>>256811972
11/10
I have the same kind of cat. Her name is Luna, she's like a daughter to me.
>>256811972
cute, looks like my gay brother's gay friend's cat which may or may not be gay as well.
>>256811925
>too classy for video james
I beg to differ, faggot.
>>256812053
Not really. She just likes to play princess sometimes.
>>256812131
Good job on not getting a cross-eyed one.
>>256811548
>that spider
>>256812285
What's that thing she's sitting on? Some kind of tablet?
>>256812363
Is that a common thing for Siamese cats?
>>256812479
A scanner, dude.
/van/ are the best threads
>>256807324
I get embarrassed fapping in front of my cat I always kick her out
>>256810490
Holy shit, that looks exactly like my cat.
>>256812652
She's cute. Does that windows sticker hold any significance?
>>256812479
How underage are you
>>256812652
That's one happy ass dog.
>>256812652
Nigga, das kawaii
>>256812579
>Noooo master I want to play the original NES one
My cat is fat. How do I get her to run on a treadmill?
>>256807054
Tell my dog to rip it apart.
>>256812285
Damn I love that view.
My windows aren't big and when I sit to play on my PC all I see is a wall
>>256812652
I think ive seen you post before. Cute ass dog.
>>256812893
Nice edge there, shadow.
You gonna post on your facebook how cool your new fedora is?
>>256812652
>windows sticker on ps2
>>256812579
>This kills the cat
>>256807054
Pet and scratch behind ears, possibly hug.
Walk in see this on mouse
>>256807054
>touch fluffy cat
>>256811925
Cat's face reminds me of the cat in le chat du rabin.
That heartshaped aesthetic thou.
Look forward to seeing my prissy opinionated demanding queen again after not seeing her since December. She likes to watch the vidya gaems.
>>256812376
Here, have something soft to calm you down.
>>256813097
be happy you found an adorable new friend anon.
This cat have no interest in video games
>>256812824
You could try tying a leash to it's collar and tying it to the treadmill, that works for dogs. I'm not too sure how cats would react to it though. They'll probably jump on the non-moving part on the side.
>>256812527
There are no breed more prone to crosseyedness than them.
>>256813097
Clearly you burn the house down.
>>256813097
Are the colours from the reflection or is the spider itself?
>>256807054
throw catnips
threaten with citrus fruits
make it into a towel
>>256812824
get REAL catmint
>>256813217
Dude, isn't that thing like retardly poisonness?
>>256813247
Sounds a little dangerous. I guess it'd be fine if he uses a body-collar instead of a neck-collar.
>>256813412
Yeah, like a harness. You watch them too, I'd never just leave him alone in case something bad happens.
>>256813380
You mean cute. It's cute.
>>256813217
kawaii as fuck
imagine one of those thats like 8 feet long
>>256807054
i have a similar cat
>>256813412
You're a bitch.
>>256807054
Toss that shit back in the trash
>cat sitting on mouse mat
>>256813549
Cute, but not as fluffy.
>>256813643
They're having a sale on Hot Topic, anon, why are you still here?
>>256813380
oh god what
this >>256813541 went from dream to nightmare
>>256813525
That seems totally reasonable, then.
>>256813580
You don't want to accidentally kill or hurt your pet, anon.
>>256813715
this kills the cat
>>256813014
>shadow
This made my day.
I would wonder whose cat that is, as I am not a woman or gay, so I do not own a cat.
>>256811972
Face is a bit too serious, can't rate body because can't see shit.
>>256812790
>she
Its a male the bow was just because he had an eye problem, here is a recent pic with his new haircut
and no, its just a sticker that came in with my old laptop
>>256813056
Sue me
>>256813921
Well, that probably means there's faggots in your house. Get ready to fight!
>>256807054
Looks like the cat outplayed you.
>tfw my cat died a few years ago
I just can't find it in myself to get another ;_;
>>256813803
Yeah, its how I got my dog to lose weight, just a slow setting and watch him for about five minutes and increase time after a while. But like I said a cat is probably smarter and will jump on the stationary part. Hope it works out for you!
>>256813948
>Thor.jpg
Please don't tell me that's the dog's name.
>>256813948
Those fucking moped cars are cancer and should be illegal
>>256813217
>>256813380
>>256813380
>>256813751
The 'fur' of the larva contains venomous spines that cause extremely painful reactions in human skin upon contact. The reactions are sometimes localized to the affected area but are often very severe, radiating up a limb and causing burning, swelling, nausea, headache, abdominal distress, rashes, blisters, and sometimes chest pain, numbness, or difficulty breathing (Eagleman 2008). Additionally, it is not unusual to find sweating from the welts or hives at the site of the sting.
>>256807054
Tell him to go catch a real mouse.
>>256814215
Lies. It's just soft.
>>256814120it isHe is older than the avengers movies though, my mom picked his name
>>256814075
I know it but
>tfw remembering the fun you had with your cat
>>256814308
>Torchlight 2
Based
unzip my dick.
>>256813948
>i have no idea what i'm doing.jpg
He's too busy holding on to the chair to play vidya.
>>256813362
The Tarantula itself. Google Avicularia diversipes they're beautiful and with attitudes, I love this little guy/gal (too small to be sexed)
>tfw my dog broke my first wii in 2007
>>256813217
Kaz what are you doing on that leaf?
>>256814075
No cat can ever replace your old one. But you'll get a new cat when you're ready and you will learn to love it!
>>256807054
did you steal my cat?
plz give her back i miss her
>>256814295
Imagine you were a human and some wasp came and ripped your house form the ground and took it with it.
How would you feel?
>how did I deserve a fucking weeaboo master?
>>256814603
>2013
did she died?
I can't wait until I move out
I could get a cat then
Cats are awesome
Catthread?
Rate my hairy pussy
>>256814580
Did I? Do you have any pictures of it?
>>256814094
Oh, forgive me, I'm not the person you were initially speaking to. I kind of just jumped in. But I found your technique interesting, and I hope it works for him, too.
>>256814732
It's just a year and a half, you fucker.
>>256807324
>>256812660
I once masturbated in front of my cat. Later that evening he tried to hump me even though he has no balls. I realized that it might cause traumas to the cat like if a kid sees his father masturbating. I haven't masturbated in front of my cat after that.
>>256814603
She's adorable, looks alot like my cat but she's a tuxedo.
>>256814807
That's one nasty ass cover
>tfw no cat
>>256807054
Gently pick him up and put him on the floor
>>256814803
that looks like my old cat, norwegian forest cats are the best :3
poo on cat
>>256814732
She's gotten old and lazy, but she's still well. Those are old-ass photos.
>>256814846
2013 was 7 years ago
>>256814584
i see what youre doing
>>256814131
they are great to park and cheap on the gas
and quite responsive since they have no weight
>>256814807
10/10 would cuddle said pussy>>256814963
>>256814482
Why do cats do this? My cat always lays like this half falling off of shit
>>256812893
Does your fedora have a razor brimmed edge? Cause you edgy as fuck.
>>256807054
>having a cat
>not spending all your free time petting it instead of playing games
You monster.I-i wish I had a cat :_:
no vidya but pet indeed
>>256814963
>norwegian forest cats
This fucking bullshit. It's a maine coon. Anyone who calls their maine coon a norwegian forest cat deserves to be hit by a car for their pretentiousness.
>>256814807
>AoM
>banging ass cat
You a real nigga, son.
>>256815021
You'll be slowing down traffic everywhere, you can't go past those things like you can regular mopeds
put him on my lap and play vidya, cats are GOAT leg warmers, pic related. my cat.
>>256815090
/v/'s unofficial motto
![Eagleman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e6p5eRB.jpg "Eagleman[1].jpg")
>>256814215
>Eagleman 2008
I feel free
>>256814953
Probably female though, seeing she's calico. (more than two colors) There are male calicos but they're ridiculously rare.
>just jerked off in front of cat
>Come here
>everybody talking about how you shouldn't jerk off in front of your cat
what the fuck
>>256815069
I was sitting with him, but when I wanted to get up he wouldn't go, so when I got up that's how he ended up.
>>256814732
Cats live more than a year, they're not hamsters.
>>256815107
but they are separate breeds, I was expressing my love toward the norwegian forest cat and the fact yours looked like mine, no need to be upset
>>256815196
>slowing down traffic
>mfw Im driving it faster than every one else in the street
it goes all the way to 180km/h, which is faster than the speed limit on highways over here, so no, Im not slowing down traffic
>>256815196
Not him, but I don't understand what you mean. Surely it'd be easy to "go past" those since they're so small.
>>256814979
hnnnnng
>>256813243
PEEEENELOPEEEEEEE
>>256815140
Thanks :3
>masturbating in front of your pets
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>256815090
:3
>>256815330
Don't worry, friend. I jerked off in front of my cat all the time and it didn't do the drooling idiot any harm.
I posted this in the last thread, but here it is again.
>>256815296
Not so much rare, but they're automatically sterile so you can't specifically breed male calicos.
>>256815521
Why not? My cat even licks it off the floor sometimes when I miss.
>>256814979
>you interrupted my cleaning for this bullshit?!
My brother's cat likes to lay across my arms when I play games using a gamepad. It's adorable and incredibly frustrating.
She's also rather territorial about my lap. She does have the added bonus of looking offended and walking away if you call her a nigger.
>>256815521
>not walking around naked all the time
>not masturbating in front of your animals
>not cleaning yourself off with their fur
>>256815521
I fapped in front of my dog once, he started licking the cum off my dick
I let her finish and then was so ashamed, I never did it in front of her again
>Be playing Resident Evil 4
>Fighting Del Lago
>Wiggle fest
>Pic related decides she likes how that cable wiggles
>Jumps and cuts Nunchuk cable
I love her anyway
>>256815610
There are non-sterile male calicos though. *Those* are rare.
>>256813734
>If you don't worship our cat overlords you're an edgy teen.
Naw, fuck off.
>>256815420
Oh, here they're limited to 45km/h
>>256815421
They're almost as wide as normal cars so you can't go past them like you can those tiny mopeds if there's other cars coming on the other lane
>>256815082
I know that feel :(
Here's a picture of my cat when she was a kitten.
I'd take a picture but she's in the basement right now because she's in heat and I don't want her to slip outside.
>>256814807
Here's one of her in a bowl. She loves bowls.
I'm gonna have to go take a picture of my cat on my phone then post it from there because the cable refuses to work with this PC for some reason. Should I even bother?
These are my cats, littermates Bill Purray and Marjara. Marjara is the tortie, and is without question, cuter than your cat.
>>256807054
>my pet is a cat
>>256815762
Do you live in a cement house?
>>256812660
>used to have kittens that could sneak under my door
>be jacking off
>cats attack my dick
>>256814295
>the other week
>on a walkway going past a bunch of council flats
>See two of those huge basketball looking motherfuckers on a balcony
>Ill be a good citizen
>Go to the council
>Tell them about the huge wasps nests on their housing
>Oh, yes, thanks for your concern but we know about those. Nobody lives in that flat at the moment
>What about the flats around it?
>We got an expert in and he said the wasps are probably gone
wtf
also
>Walking around a public park with me mum m8
>im lazily climbing rocks and tree stumps and stuff as we walk along
>Step off the ground into a hollow tree
>huge wasps nest directly in front of my face
>wasps buzzing around everywhere
>I actually fall on my ass and start crawling backwards in shock
>somehow no wasps come after me
>tell my mum, we should tell someone, this is a popular public park and kids climb the trees and stuff all the time
>No its probably nothing, they would have sorted it out by now
what the FUCK is with this sudden lax attitude towards wasps? When did this become ok? When did we forget who the real enemy are?
>>256815995
>hiss at penis
>>256815940
Give her the dick.
>>256807054
1. Pet cat
2. Pet cat again
3. ????
4. Profit
>>256811690
>One of them ate two of them when they were smaller
What the fuck kind of fish are they?
>>256813948
A faggot dog and a faggot car, let me guess, you're on hormones as well?
>tfw a dog
>>256813948
I blew up hundreds of these cars in Saints Row The Third.
>>256813549
Urge to turn on water rises
>>256815768
If you end up with a male calico people will buy them for well over a grand.
>>256807054
Just go and play with pussy.
>>256815989
Yyyyep IKR
>>256815801
Ow!
>>256807054
Forget vidya
It's for losers
Play with cat instead
So fluffly
Much purr
>>256815847
I think you are confusing the Smart Car with Tuk Tuks
Tuk Tuks use a mopad with a car rear axle, they are bikes
The smart car is just a really short car, they perform similar to any other compact car
Unless you live in some retard part of the world that make Smarts drive only up to 45
>>256815709
me and my cat loved that story pic is his face when
>>256813549
Bigredbutton.jpg
>>256816116
I like your dog, the small ones are always the most energetic. Holy hell they can play around all day and all night.
>>256816245
Oh, it's an actual car. I thought that was one of those 50cc wannabe cars.
We Imgur now.
![IMG_20140517_170521[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aLg9wPw.jpg "IMG_20140517_170521[1].jpg")
My doge is very old, almost blind, and sick. Unfortunately I'm far away from him. My old man is his only companion right now. He's taking medications and starting to feel better now, though.
He's a faggot dog, but I don't want to see him leaving any time soon.
This pic is from a couple of months ago, he was ok.
>>256814295
Hey, some wise guy's trying to steal our nice new hive!
>>256815950
Now *that*
Is a pretty kitty.
>>256816156
Female gingers are apparently pretty rare as well? I had a foster-cat temporary and she was ginger. Everyone would comment on how rare they are. Maybe it's a scandinavian thing, who knows.
>>256815709
So is it male or female because you've got mixed messages here.
Does your cat play fetch /v/?
>>256816107
nope, I got the car from my parents because my DD before it was a 1951 WW2 Jeep with no roof, doors, seats belts, bolted seats to the floor, etc and they gave to me saying I needed something to drive when its rainingalthough I loved driving the jeep under the rain
>>256813535
What kind of fruit is that?
>>256816505
BR? BR????
![[ Fast-speed Yodeling ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FBwn5Ms.jpg "[ Fast-speed Yodeling ].jpg")
>>256812131
>1080p 60fps ZOE2
>>256807054
Pet.
>>256816449
can 50cc's even move something that heavy?
pic is of sister's dogI lost mine last year...
>>256816505
Also cats a shit. I have a neighbor who has lots of cats, and every night they keep fightning or meowing loudly. And often they break into my home and eat my dog's food
>>256816006
Wasps are cute.
>>256816449
I fucking hate these little shits. I have a 125cc bike I use to drive around town and holy shit it feels good just dodging these things and speeding away. Fuck driving behind them.
>>256816449
The smart has a turbo charged 1l engine
>>256816527
Thanks. But she hasn't been spayed so she's constantly meowing when she's in heat
>>256816636
I don't play fetch, why would I want a pet who plays it?
>>256816636
Yes, but only with twist ties.
"Fuck the $5 you just bought! Gimme that thing you use to keep bread from going stale!'
He's still back at my dad's, but I took a picture of him with vidya for posterity.
Rat with vidya incoming
>>256816791
*fighting
>>256816006
There are many abandoned wasp nests, man, but the second one, your mum is just retarded.
>>256816006
britbongs and their shitty ways to deal with wasps amaze me.
My kitties are are home with my parents, ain't got no photos of them with vidya
I want to get a kitten but I'd need to find out if my landlord would allow it and even then I'd want to see if I could work from home for a week or so
>>256816689
A tasty one.
>>256811162
get a ghost shrimp
>>256812652
>>256813948
>move from apartment that was a block away from an alleyway full of feral cats
>every few nights you can hear the sceeches of feline sex
>new apartment is near college
>everyone has a tiny dog
>they bark non-stop
>give me shit for having a big dog, not because she barks or is an oaf or anything, just because she's big and that means she's scary
>>256816858
Spay! Be careful with the "light" procedure though, they might miss stuff and it will regenerate. Happened to my cat.
>>256816858
How do you even deal with that shit? One time I had to take care of a family friend's cat, and I got real high one night to play Deus Ex HR or something and out of nowhere she suddenly goes into heat and will not shut up. I didn't know what the fuck to do, and I even tried the q-tip method and that was just an all-around depressing experience for me as a human being. It also didn't fucking work, so fuck that.
>>256816886
My cats love the pull-tab on milk cartons. They will share any toy you give them, or quickly lose interest, but if they're playing with a pull-tab and either you or the other cat gets too close, they'll growl or hiss at you.
At least it's just the mousepad, mine won't let me play any videogames unless I shut myself in and ignore him scratching the door for a good 10 minutes.
>>256815596
That cat made me smile warmly. I don't remember the last time I smiled.
>>256813948
So you put a bow on you male dog and you yourself are homosexual from that car.
someone needs to call animal control
>>256811925
That is a fucking nice kitty right there.
>>256817240
The q-tip thing is a joke, dude. Cats hates sex, it hurts them because cat penises have hooks.
>>256816791
Sounds like you gotcat burgled
>>256807054
>/reddit/
>/tumblr/
>>>>>/out/
>>256817447
;_;7
My cat
>>256814531
>too small to be sexed
>>256816006
They got it figured out, man. Stop asking questions.Your mom is a wasp
>>256816906
only image I got before she crawled back to sleep
>>256816806
[urge to burn rising]
>>256817489
inb4 9999999999999999999999^999999999999999999 butthurt comments becacuse of pony
>>256817489
That cat is fucking pissed you're a brony.
He just wanted a regular master, but NO. MUH PONIES
While I sit here be ignored, you fap to fucking cartoon horses. Disgusting.
>>256817505
Well
no one told me that.
>>256815090
>no vidya but pet indeed
/v/ - Video Games
>>256807054
I like your MAINE COON, OP. Mine is pretty baller, too. She get into all of our shit. The other day she took a bag of goldfish that my wife had put on top of the fridge and tore it open.
She runs after my dog and three-legged cat. We got her a collar with a bell on it so we know when the adorable fluff monster is approaching.
>>256817489
>horse fucker
I should had know.
>>256816116
That's a cute ass dog, what breed?
>Try to put a game between them
>They both wake up and run off
Dammit
rate this shit
