DRAW QUEST
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Welcome to DRAW QUEST, the interactive adventure game on /v/, home of VIDEO GAMES.
The first reply ending with a 6 chooses what happens next.
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To start our QUEST...
YOU are a... hmm. What exactly are YOU, anyways?
A 6 determines this.
>>256421410
Jontron
>>256421410
A skeleton wearing a russian hat
massive faggot that gets b& for non-vidya discussion
>>256421410
a nigger.
Tentical monster.
>>256421570
rolling for this one
>>256421410
Video games
a skeleton wearing a poncho and a sombrero
>>256421410
A tiny elf
owl knight.
>>256421410
A cute trap
Gunslinger
>>256421410
Whatever OP wants :^)
>>256422236
aw yiss
>>256422236
I can live with this.
>>256422236
pls OP just make it a girl with a bear trap for a head.
>>256422345
Way to read my mind
>>256422236
Ah yes, I remember now! YOU are a CUTE TRAP! And by TRAP, I mean BEAR TRAP! You take your looks from your MOTHER's side.
What do you do, now that you know who you are? A 6 determines this.
>>256423143
shitpost on /v/
>>256423143
Find your bear waifu in the bear woods.
>>256423143
Kill yourself
>>256423143
check your surroundings
>>256423143
Reveal Ridley as new smash rep
>>256423446
>misspelling "privilege"
>2013+1
>>256423446
YOU check your surroundings. YOU see a SIGNPOST. To your WEST lies a FOREST. To your EAST, a cave.
Where do you go? A 6 decides this.
>>256424482
straight to hell
>>256424482
To Tumblr
>>256424565
so close
>>256424482
You go fuck yourself
>>256424482
to the sun, obviously
>>256424482
find a cute loli to fuk
>>256424482
Cave explorin time.
>>256424482
Acquire party members with your trap powers
>>256424682
>>256423341
You are the cancer of /v/ draw threads
chop off your arm with your head
>>256424992
>implying /v/ draw threads aren't already cancer
>>256424482
To the top of the signpost
>>256424992
They know, you fucking moron, your replies don't keep them away, they know you don't want them here, that's why they post.
>>256424482
Forest.
>>256424482
Dig a hole in front of the sign and crawl in. Wait for travellers to step on our head
>>256424482
To the forest.
>>256424482
Go into the white house behind you through the window.
>>256425386
I'm happy with this.
>>256425386
Please OP, don't ignore my first get
>>256425386
YOU dig a HOLE big enough to fit your body in. Your head sticks out, looking like a BEAR TRAP was placed there. A sparkly, kawaii BEAR TRAP.
Someone is heading your way, coming from the FOREST. YOU try to make them out. Who is this TRAVELER? A 6 determines this.
>>256426242
Hitler wearing a skirt
MUSCLE WIZARD
>>256426242
Bowser in Bara form.
>>256426242
Kojima
>>256426242
A hulking man of massive muscle wearing nothing but chainmail shorts and an oversized can on his head
>>256426242
a bear
>>256426242
A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR
>>256426242
Dick-ass thief.
>>256426242
bill cosby
>>256426242
A Necromancer
>>256426242
Sister Bear from the Berenstein bears
>>256426242
Going for Bara Bowser again
>>256426801
A fucking bear
>>256426242
A cute bear, obviously. What else does a cute bear trap catch?
>>256426242
a /v/irgin.
>>256426242
It's a cute trap. But this one looks like a girl but has a dick. Not looks like a girl and has a beartrap head
>>256427056
FINALLY
>>256427056
>>256427086
That was close
>>256427086
It has to be this one on account of
>86
I got a name to distinguish myself now.
>>256427821
It's whatever post ends with a 6 first. Sorry man.
>>256427056
A CUTE BEAR steps on your head, and you catch him.
Hooray! CUTE BEAR joins the party!
CUTE TRAP gained 10 EXP, and leveled up. CUTE TRAP is now Level 2. 25 EXP to Level 3.
>CURRENT PARTY:
>-CUTE TRAP (Level 2) (EXP: 0/25)
>-CUTE BEAR (Level 1) (EXP: 0/10)
What do you two do now? A 6 decides this.
>>256428312
anal
>>256428406
kek
>>256428312
YOU GOT HIM INJURED, RAPE HIM WHILE HES HURT
>>256428312
Go on a quest to defeat the Thief King
>>256428312
Morph them into a bear-bear-trap and begin conquest.
>>256428406
:^ )
>>256428312
Molest him more.
>>256428793
Shameless retry
This must happen pls OP
>>256428406
>>256428406
YOU are taken by a strong gust of wind, so you ask the CUTE BEAR to pleasure you. He agrees, and you two take the dirt road home, so to speak.Its nothing graphic, but I'm still spoiling it. Someone will jack to it.
His tiny BEAR PENIS does not pleasure YOU as much as you'd like, though. A girl needs to be pleased a lot.
CUTE BEAR gained 3 EXP. (Current EXP: 3/10)
YOU now decide you want to carry on your QUEST. What is your QUEST again? A 6 decides this.
>>256429649
smoke weed everyday
>>256429649
to defeat Edge mcedgelord and his kingdom of tyranny
>>256429649
Anal again
>>256429909
rolling for this
>>256429649
do hard drugs
>>256429909
rolling for this also
>>256429649
To become human!
>>256429909
this
>>256429649
having sex.
Climb the never ending tower to defeat the Bitchy Lich Witch, duh.
>>256430176
YES
c'mon c'mon OP
>>256431128
OP's dead, time to panic
>>256430176
That's right! YOU want to become a HUMAN! Maybe then the village girls will stop making fun of you.
What way do you go, WEST towards the FOREST or EAST towards the CAVE? A 6 decides this.
>>256431569
DOWN all the way to HELL
>>256431569
East.
ride the bear for maximum cuteness.
>>256431569
take the stairway to heaven
>>256431569
WEST. Surely there's something there.
>>256431569
Fuck that shit and ASCEND onto HEAVEN
>>256431569
East
>>256431569
vaginal cave
>>256431569
Go south to the male enhancement drug factory.
>>256431569
oeste mi negro
>>256431569
Kill bear
>>256431569
Go to the abandoned clinic
>>256431569
West if a bear shits in the woods, east if not.
>>256431569
To the sex dungeon
>>256431986
So, west..
cmon OP you can do it
>>256431986
YOU mount the CUTE BEAR and ride off towards the CAVES. YOU arrive in no time at all!
What now? A 6 decides this.
>>256432827
Have sex with whatever is in the cave
>>256432827
Snap bear's neck and drink its blood
>>256432883
this
>>256432827
Have sex.
>>256432827
the bear has done its job, kill it
>>256432827
Snap your leg in half to gain superpowers
>>256432827
Fuck whatever is in the cave
>>256432827
go above the cave and dig through the rock
Have sex with the cave
>>256432827
Go inside and look for sweet treasure.
>>256432827
light the bear on fire to illuminate the cave
>>256432827
Learn spell "flaslight" and use it to explore the cave
>>256432827
Fuck whatever is in the caves
>>256432827
Find some mushrooms to trip balls on
>>256433216
HAPPENING
>>256433186
nice
>>256433186
I agree with this.
>>256433186
YOU and your party head inside the CAVE. It is cold, dark, and damp. There's a trail of DRIED BLOOD leading further in. YOU can hear some HEAVY BREATHING too.
CUTE BEAR is SCARED. YOU, however, are COURAGEOUS.
What do you do now?Only progression answers, please. No more sex, a trap can only put out so much at a time.
>>256434143
Throw the bear ahead of you.
>>256434143
Fuck the bear. Follow the trail.
>>256434143
grow a goddamn pair and fucking kill everything in there
>>256434143
Charge into the shadows head-clamp first in hope of snapping some prey.
you aint no pussy ass bitch.
>>256434143
Follow the trail
>>256434306
no pls i love cute bear ;_;
>>256434143
Concentrate your cuteness into a kawaii beam and scare away the spookies
>>256434306
YOU tell the CUTE BEAR to man up or get out. He decides to follow you in, and holds you hand tighter.
The BLOOD TRAIL leads to a den of sorts. A large pair of glowing eyes with bloody fangs draws near. What is it? A 6 decides this.
>>256434989
Obito Uchiha
>>256434989
IT WAS THE BEAR ALL ALONG
>>256434989
A cocktopus
>>256434989
go super saiyan and fucking murder everything in there
>>256434989
Mario
>>256434989
cut lumberjacks
>>256434989
The most hideous abominations the draw man can think up
>>256434989
cheshire cat
>>256434989
It's Op's mum, a level 5 sorceress
>>256434989
DIVE THE FUCK AT IT.
We MAN now.
>>256435081
rolling for this
>>256435106
Oh lawd
>>256435106
fk i meant cute*
>>256435081
ROLLING FOR COCKTPUS
OP, DELIVER PLS
>>256435226
nope. Circumcised lumberjacks it is
>>256435106
>>256435226
>Two sixes in a row
What is this, magic?
>>256435226
Lucky you, boiyim, you got 2 sixes
>>256435106
A large, burly LUMBERJACK draws near! YOU can tell he's Jewish not only by his familiar HAT, but the fact that his penis is cut. YOU have a special sense that can tell that.
BATTLE COMMENCE!
CURRENT STATS:
>CUTE TRAP (LVL: 2)(HP: 35/35)(MP: 15/15)(EXP: 0/25)
>CUTE BEAR (LVL: 1)(HP: 20/20)(MP 0/0)(EXP: 3/10)
What do you do? A 6 decides this.
>>256436117
Forgot my trip, sorry. I've been reading some other threads while I wait for them sixes.
>>256436117
Convince him to join the party
>>256436117
steal his beard and make a break
>>256436117
Well this is just silly.
Trap: Strike a sexy pose.
Bear: Claw his beard.
>>256436117
Kill cute bear for the xp
>>256436117
seduce him
>>256436117
Claw neck snap.
>>256436117
delete your save file
>>256436117
>cute trap uses special move: Rip
>bear uses special move: Tear
>>256436117
canadian piledriver
>>256436280
Repeat
>>256436117
kiss him on the cheek
>>256436117
Lull him to sleep, then slit his throat with our flaming katana.
>>256436117
Settle this peacefully with a threesome.
>>256436396
winrar
>>256436396
Cut lumberjacks don't negotiate, man. You fucked us.
>>256436117
He cracks open the bear.
>>256436396
>goyim trying to convince lumberjack
you are quite foolish anon
>Putting us against a Jew
>Not telling us how much gold we have with which to barter
>>256436396
YOU try to get him to join your QUEST, but it FAILS.
The LUMBERJACK strikes the party with his AXE! 7 damage!For future reference, whenever the "screen" flashes red, it means damage is taken.
CURRENT STATS:
CUTE TRAP
(LVL: 2)
(HP: 28/35)
(MP: 15/15)
(EXP: 0/25)
CUTE BEAR
(LVL: 1)
(HP: 13/20)
(MP 0/0)
(EXP: 3/10)
What do you do?
>>256437123
Seek help from other eyes in the darkness
>>256437123
commit sudoku
Someone please screencap this thread
>>256437123
CT use clamp
CB cast an oven spell
>>256437123
Summon Lazer Jesus
>>256437123
trap him
>>256437123
offer him 500 shekels to join the party
>>256437123
Be a cuter trap trap.
>>256437221
why
Is OP notapaladin?
>>256437123
Kill some palestinian Children to appease him
>>256437123
cast summon hitler
>>256437123
drop some gold and run further into the cave seeking treasure
>>256437317
reroll
>>256437345
reroll
>>256437396
oh boy
>>256437324
Hello Plato, I actually almost thought this guy was you for a second because of that typing style, but I suppose that's normal.
>>256437396
>>256437335
Literally who
>>256437493
Hello there.
>>256437396
>>256421570
Rolling for this gold
>>256437396
YOU cast SUMMON HITLER. It costs 10 MP. It succeeds!
HITLER appears in a flash of smoke. The LUMBERJACK is scared. HITLER attacks LUMBERJACK for 25 damage. The LUMBERJACK's current HP is 20/45.
CURRENT STATS:
>CUTE TRAP
>(LVL: 2)
>(HP: 28/35)
>(MP: 5/15)
>(EXP: 0/25)
>CUTE BEAR
>(LVL: 1)
>(HP: 13/20)
>(MP 0/0)
>(EXP: 3/10)
>HITLER (Summon)
>(HP: 10/10)
What do you do?
>>256438293
Rip out own heart and ascend to godhood
>>256437334
It's good
>>256438293
Bear bite beard
>>256438293
HITLER, USE GAS CHAMBER
>>256438293
Bite the kike's nose.
>>256437821
>senpai noticed me today
Oh gosh.
>>256438293
Use the power of friendship to convert him to your new religion of friendship!
>>256438293
pull his beard, that shit hurts
>>256438293
Summon Palestinian terrorists to attack the lumberjack
>>256438293
CUTE BEAR finishes off the lumber jack by biting off his mutilated penis
>>256437324
>>256437821
Hey man! Big fan of your threads. That's why I wanted to do one of my own! I hope you're enjoying it.
>>256437493
That's where I got the style from. It's more vidya-like.
>>256438456
Wonderful
>>256438456
nice
>>256438293
CT: Use tackle
CB:use bite
>>256438293
Conjure a cute PB&J sandwich, and eat it to restore lost HP
>>256438456
>>256438543
Oh man, thanks haha. Glad you enjoy my shit.
>>256438456
YOU try casting the FRIENDSHIP spell, but you need more MP!
The LUMBERJACK is down, but is getting up and drawing near. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky-koDNrsOc
Your HITLER summon, being temporary, starts to lose HP. It takes 5 damage.
>CUTE TRAP
>(LVL: 2)
>(HP: 28/35)
>(MP: 5/15)
>(EXP: 0/25)
>CUTE BEAR
>(LVL: 1)
>(HP: 13/20)
>(MP 0/0)
>(EXP: 3/10)
>HITLER (Summon)
>(HP: 5/10)
What do you do?
>>256438970
Use concentration camp to gain more MP
>>256438970
Snap own neck
>>256438970
hold down all input keys at once
>>256438970
Kiss the lumberjack
>>256438970
BITE KIKE NOSE
RIP AND TEAR
>>256438970
Cast Fire
>>256438970
Have cute bear whip out his scanner and analyze the cut lumberjack for weaknesses
>>256438970
Steal his jew gold
>>256438970
Drink rocks to regain mana
>>256438970
Have Hitler cast6 Million
>>256439143
rollan
>>256438970
Burn his beard off causing him to lose his jewish and lumberjack powers
>>256438970
Dig.
>>256438970
Shit yourself
>>256438970
Kiss him to try to win him onto your side
>>256438970
deny the holocaust
>>256438970
Trap his face
>>256438970
GET IN A GIANT ROBOT WITH BEAr as a CO PILOT
>>256438970
Present anus
>>256438970
rerolling
>>256439252
>>256438970
He cracks open the bear.
>>256439308
roll
Deny the Holocaust
>>256439387
re rolling this
>>256438970
Surrender
>>256438970
Use your kawaii appearance to seduce him so bear can sneak around for an opporunity strike! bear's gotta get exp yo
>>256438970
meet plato
>>256438970
use kawaii moe attack
>>256439627
a triple
>>256439506
YOU and CUTE BEAR get in a GIANT CUTE ROBOT that appears out of nowhere.
HITLER, at this point, reached 0 HP and vanished.
LUMBERJACK has 20/45 HP.
CURRENT STATS:
>CUTE TRAP
>(LVL: 2)
>(HP: 28/35)
>(MP: 5/15)
>(EXP: 0/25)
>CUTE BEAR
>(LVL: 1)
>(HP: 13/20)
>(MP 0/0)
>(EXP: 3/10)
What do you do?
>>256440162
GIIIIGAAAA
CUUUUUTEEEE
BREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR
>>256440162
use kawaii blast
>>256440162
use qt laser
>>256440162
Fire Kawaii Pink Missles into the Lumberjew
>>256440162
>>256440162
Throw CUTE BEAR at LUMBERJACK
>>256440162
Initiate third impact
>>256440162
Row Row Fight The Power!
>>256440162
Shoot spiky tampons
>>256440229
this
>>256440162
Use breastfire
>>256440162
self destruct
>>256440162
enable cute heart pretty cure laser beam
