Why would you do such a thing to an Ouya
>>253742884
threads like these are always interesting to follow
you can see the autism tumor getting larger and larger with each OP
I have never seen an ouya around.
>>253743082
Do they even exist?
>>253742884
That meatloaf dinner looks pretty good
>>253743195
I saw a dusty stack of them alt walmart going for $50
Would you let ouya suck your dick? She probably smells like pee and poop.
>>253743709
that's pretty hot
I can only say according to my amazon it seems not to be as dead as it is said here...
I'm glad you think so anon.
How many tans exist right now?
Are there Gameboy/pocket/color/advance- tans?
>>253743054
I just come here for the porn.
>>253744596
Yes.
I WOULD buy an Ouya for $50
But here they are still going for ~$100
>>253744596
They've always existed but they're never canon since nobody can actively decide on one set tan. I mean FFS, they had website-tans for the longest time. How exactly new are you?
>>253743709
>>253744556
Anyone translated this yet?
>>253743709
is dat some cum
ehehe
>>253742884
I have one, got it at launch. It has its problems, but its a decent little system with games that most normally I probably wouldn't try out on bigger consoles.
I also just got the latest HumbleBundle App working on it, so I'm enjoying the fuck out of big screen Raiden Legacy.
>>253744596
>>253745002
I don't understand how this tan craze just randomly exploded. The "original" set (with Wii-U being a milf and Xbone having that helmet thing) are almost a year old, if not older.
>>253745534
I still don't get why the wii U is a mature woman when there is only marios and other childish stuff on the console
>>253745928
It's a joke about her hardware being old.
>>253745928
i think its because wii u was released a year early then xbox one and ps4
>>253745895
Reddit, the fact that 4chan grows in number every year.
Also, the summer pop increase. All the kids who are allowed to stay up late, and browse the internet freely during summer. Even the mature ones, the ones who shouldn't be "summer" but technically are due to their jurisdiction. The tans also reside in that territory. The only best way to survive a vidya summer like this is to stay off it entirely. My summer browsing becomes extremely limited
>>253745928
Motherly? Kid friendly? Family-oriented? Mature enough to not try pretend gore makes you an adult? Meanwhile PS4 and Xbone try so hard to look mature with theyre shooters and shit.
>>253745534
Vita and Xbone are the only good designs.
>>253743054
>hurr, anything geeky = autism!
"tips fedora"
>>253746570
I don't think the summerfags are involved with the increase of tumblr drawfags.
>>253745928
That's because the Wii U is an accomplished system, while PS4 and Xbone are bratty tryhards with less to offer.
>>253747307
Xbone is more like a cute girl that tried to get attention but went about it the wrong way. PS4 is a clear cut brat that gloats and tries to shame others.
>>253746570
Confirmed talking out of your ass. Tans have been a part of image board culture for a very long time. I think you need to realize that 4chan is one of many and not the first of its kind. Just google XP-tan.
>>253747057
Most are high school children
I dont know why there are no drawings bout pc-tan with mustards...
Are they too gay for drawing themself with manly men?
>>253747738
More like college.
>>253745534
>those Xbox hotties
>mfw I can't draw
>>253743373
It's actually a frozen dinner
>>253747307
>while PS4 and Xbone are bratty tryhards with less to offe
>Wii U has more games after 2 years than PS4 / XBone after 7 months
ok
>>253747419
eh i see it as PS4 cares for everyone but trys to hide her feelings and uses vanity to escape other like PC
Im surprised this isn't how products are being marketed this days. Ascribe a female personality to your thing and you've got several thousand drooling retards waiting to buy it and create bodypillows of it
>>253744915
>Fat rule 63 Shiroe
No thank you.
>>253747916
nigger did you even see the amount of black PR that sony did during the PS4 reveal and how much bullshit they made up during this year's E3
>>253747945
MS does this with their OS in Japan.
>>253745534
The N64 should be a trap
>>253744915
What shit. Worst tan of all time.
So is there anything to show power of different tans yet?
Because I think it should be something noticable. Like as tans get larger depending on how much power they have, so something like the WiiU would tower like a giant above the NES tanAnd I am not just saying this to appease my giant girl fetish
>>253747945
This.
My want for an Ouya before Ouya-tan was 0%, not sure what it is now, but I'd certainly be more willing to buy one than I was before (but I won't unless it's incredibly cheap)
Does /v/ have more board-tans/OCs out of the rest of 4chan combined?
>>253748228
Same. It's been happening with Xbone and Ouya.
>>253744596
>How many tans exist right now?
Shit's getting out of control.
So, where's pc?
>>253747945
It would lose its charm if the companies did it themselves because tans are not supposed to be perfect cute girls to market things, they have flaws and represent something.
>>253747910
I think you need to understand that Wii U will have an utterly superior lineup of exclusives for the entirety of this generation. Nothing can change that. PS4 can sell 200 million units, Wii U would still get more exclusives. People who know a few things about the hardware at hand, they'll tell you the same. Wii U is built for exclusives, PS4 and Xbone are built for multiplats. That's why developer support is much stronger on PS4 and Xbone, but in time, the consumer will choose the opposite and just head to PC for multiplatform titles. When this gen started, we all knew that the winner would be the one with the best 1st party games, i.e. Nintendo. And if we are looking at 3DS and Wii U combined, Nintendo IS utterly overshadowing the competition. Welcome to the winner of the gen, just like last time Sony and MS are merely battling for 2nd place.
>>253742884
I can't fucking stand having to hide this pandering bullshit. I'd rather have the consolewars shitposting back than than you fucks literally circlejerking over fanfiction of fucking sexualized consoles of all things.
>>253748467
that makes me sad because there is absolutely no reason to get a Wii U if you have a PC and a 3DS already
>>253748502
>than you fucks literally circlejerking over fanfiction of fucking sexualized consoles of all things.
The only circlejerk is around PC tan
>>253748502
>Would prefer negative arguments that are detrimental to your mood and personality rather than CUTE GIRLS
Go away!
>>253745534
>gamesphere
>>253748670
ohboyherewegoagain
>>253748502
But if you hate the threads so much, why do you post in them?
>>253748623
Splatoon. Mario Kart 8. SMTxFEif it still exists
>>253746570
Didn't moot straight up say that we get barely a dent in an increase in site activity when summer rolls around?
Though I actually do believe (in a way) the explanation you gave. I mean these kinds of tan threads (the current ones with Wii u milf, helmet Bone, etc.) have been around for a while with one thread popping up occasionally. I honestly thought they were at their peak with last E3 but the recent explosion in these threads appearing regularly is odd.
I mean I still enjoy these threads, but everything is good in moderation, y'know?
>>253748670
PC-Sempai*
Tan is for girls.
>>253748623
>there is absolutely no reason to get a Wii U if you have a PC and a 3DS already
But that's wrong. Wii U has the exclusives.
>>253748778
I can play mario kart 7 on the 3DS and I would rather play gears of war with a couple of friends than splatoon
>>253744596
>>253744784
Mega Milk Xbone-tan pls
>>253748142maybe he already is
>>253748908
>I can play mario kart 7 on the 3DS
But MK8 is substantially different from MK7.
Ouya could have been decent if the controller was good and they dropped the "lol if you don't like it just hack it and fix it :^)" attitude.
I don't mean successful, not at all, but at least not joke material.
>>253748783
>I mean I still enjoy these threads, but everything is good in moderation, y'know?
Doesn't matter if we have a lot of these anyways, like most of everything /v/ discusses it will be fotm before something else takes it's place and the subject is almost never touched again.
>>253748908
That's good for you, but not everybody feels that way and your personal opinion doesn't invalidate the benefit of owning a newer console.
>Sexy WiiU, PS4 and cute Xbone first
>Then shit began about PC having a hard life
>Now It's about sadistic porn of Ouya
I want to go back to the first threads
>>253748909
for you
>>253749156
thanks
>console-tans
>they're not actually tanned
I don't think this semen-slurping fetish is for me guys.
>>253744556
damn girl, you dont eat food with hot glue
>>253742884
american meals are awful
>>253744556
Is this like a fetish to bring in a homeless girl and force her to eat glued up food?
>>253745534
>Gameboys, Virtual Boy
>girls
>>253749516
Tans are female.
This is a rule.
>>253749059
>Doesn't matter if we have a lot of these anyways, like most of everything /v/ discusses it will be fotm before something else takes it's place and the subject is almost never touched again.
I hate that I know this is truethen after it dies out if you try to bring it up again after a long hiatus you will just get shat on by shitposters that call any joke being repeated twice a Reddit memeOn the bright side these threads will make a real comeback after they die around the time of next years E3
>>253749516
There's plenty of other places to go if you want gay hentai/cartoons/anime/whatever
>>253745534
>dat poor Gaming Sistim Nintando
;_;
I still think the Neps are the best console personifications.
>>253749564
>Gameboy Micro
>Mac
>PC>Gamesphere
>>253747529
Yeah, but they just kinda popped up. There were never threads trying to shit out as many of them as possible.
>>253749516
Game boy micro is a shota, happy?
>>253745534
>No Genesis
>No Game Gear
>No Master System
Gee I wonder who's drawing this shit.
>>253745534
Why is 2DS-tan so adorable? She just looks so happy with her pokey mans.
>>253748908
>rather plays with sweaty bear cockmonglers instead of delicious flat chested squid girls
the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
>>253750226
Maybe he's mad because the Splatoons aren't as cute as Ika Musume? That's a valid complaint.
Are there personifications of video game companies?
>>253744784
Is she a cyclops?
reminder that PC senpai is a tortured soul
>>253745534
>Gamesphere
wasn't expecting that
well played
>>253747945
it is
Microsoft has official Windows 7 and Windows 8 tans (W8 has even two tans, one for RT and one for the normal desktop build)
Microsoft also has a Internet Explorer tan
to support these characters, they have sound packs for W7 and W8, and for IE, there is a IE 11 theme with custom bookmarks from the character, there is also a facebook page where "she" posts and interact with other people
>>253750824
This gets lamer everytime you post it.
It all went downhill when it became common to refer to them as "tans". I'm not saying they were never referred to as such before, but years ago they were more commonly called console girls.
Now its quickly approaching mlp/katawa shouju levels
>>253750875
Why the fuck aren't they doing something like this for the Xbone in Japan. If this replaces an avatar system there I can only imagine it'd do something.
>>253745534
>No Phantom
>No Wonder Swan
>No Jaguar
>>253744915
Fuck this tan is so bad.
>>253750824
PC is the Highlander.
He will always be there, watching every console die around him.
>>253744915
>has no characteristics of the GBA at all except for the A on it's belt
I like the figure but that's some major bullshit right there. It's just those old board-tans from way back when.
>>253751182
who knows, they tried a bit with the 360, but it was just a one time thing
meanwhile Windows gets its own animated TV commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nngGGBkjMpU
Why are the all called tans?
>>253751974
a "chan" but cuter
>>253747945
Sega recently made a tan for every single system they hadbesides the nomad
http://sgcafe.com/2013/01/segas-13-consoles-12-arcade-boards-personified-in-samurai-and-dragons-collaboration/
they are going to use it on a game
>>253751974
because in moonspeak saying name-tan is how a child mispronounces name-chan, and it's considered cute. Some retard decided to call personifications of consoles tans and it picked up for whatever reason and is now a 100% honest and true /v/ meme
>>253751974
It's a mispronunciation of chan; the idea is that's how a little girl would say it.
repostan grandma odyssey
>>253749516
>...It was a big rock.
/r/ing pic of PC-tan and Dreamcast-tan
>>253752805
When will PC die?
>>253752736
>that Odyssey rifle
she is great
someone dump gamesphere-tan please
>>253752917
when mobiles become more powerful and more popular than PC
>>253750824
>>253750945
>>253750824
There's self insert bullshit, but the moment you start killing off material, is the moment you fuck up big time
>>253750824
Anyone have the glitching snes image in the middle?
Or the Dreamcast comic on the right?
>>253753228
Hahaha
>>253753228
>>253750945
I think that's why he keeps posting it.
>>253753228
That's great.
>>253754000
10/10
>>253754203
D'aww.
>>253753228
>tfw you don't have a SNES anymore
The pain is real.
>>253753228
Based Drawfag
>>253745534
>xbox not a gorilla
So, PC and Wii U are like boyfriend or girlfriend, did I get that right'? First time I look at this Chinese thing.
>>253754203
>No spaghetti falling out of her pocket.
>>253754405
I still have mine.It doesn't work and I can't bring myself to get rid of it. I want to get it fixed if at all possible.
>>253754203
>>253753228
>those thighs
>that eyeshadow
>that beret
>that everything
snes-tan never fails to make my dick hard and my heart soft
>>253754619I have no idea what happened to all my Snes shit.
Probably niggers.
>>253753228
>all the old consoles still drop by from time to time and PC is just a drama queen
Ha! This is much better then that PC feels bullshit.
>>253754203
MORE!
More OCs please. Also someone make this.
>>253753228
Yes, we are back on track.
Silly PC is best PC.
>>253754203
>The cigarette is a stylus.
>>253755059
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
>>253755059
Wasn't NES on par with Gaming PCs back then? They should be rivals if that's the case.
>>253755415
Then who's Sam
>>253754872
Main problem is people lay down the "feels" stuff too thick, forgetting that you're supposed to have humor to balance it out.
At the end of everything, you should be able to laugh.
>>253755415
>>253755509
i don't know what the FUCK is going on here
>>253755563
3ds Jetstream Sam when??
>>253755670
GameSphere Master Race
>>253755670
GAMESPHEEEERRE
>>253755678
Hm. Would Vita be Bladewolf then?
You know, PSP and such being along with handhelds and such but then Sony said PS vita is now just an extension to PS4
>>253755693
>>253755748
Tan threads are saved
they had become saturated with Feels shit and 'mai waifu' fags but Gamesphere has saved them
>>253755918
>>253756010
Whatever you say, guy.
>>253753228
100/10
I like the depressing PC threads but it's time to move on and turn it into a joke
>>253755563
>I'M FUCKING BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE
>>253756046
What would PS4's Murasama be?
>>253755059
Why would anyone make this
This is Deviantart Tier feels fanfiction
These things are supposed to be funny, and are only good when people make random gag comics with them rather then some dumb canon
>>253756046
Nice Joystick... Alright...the truth, then. You're right about one thing -- I do need Hardware, And Games! Wanna know why?! I have a dream! That one day, every person in this gaming community will control their own destiny! A land of the truly free dammit! A nation of gameplay not cutscenes -- ruled by skill not social justice! Where the individual changes to suit the game, not the other way around! Where design and funding are back where they belong, in the hands of the developers! Where every developer is free -- to think --to act -- For himself! Fuck all these limp-dick journalists, and these chicken shit reviewers! Fuck this 24/7 spew of internet celebrities and SJW bullshit! Fuck Gay Pride -- fuck the publishers -- Fuck - all of it! The gaming industry is diseased -- rotten to the core...there's no saving it... We need to pull it out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean -- burn it down! And from the ashes a new Industry will be born! Evolved but unchained! The weak will be purged -- and the strongest will thrive -- free to play as they see fit! They'll make Gaming great again! You still don't get it! I'm using console-war as a business to get elected! So I can end console-war as a business...In my new Industry, developers will die and develop...for what they believe! Not for money -- Not for SJW-points -- Not for what they're told is right! Every developer will be free to fight his own wars! Hah...so, what do you think?..
>>253755509
Tans should NEVER have cancerous shit like 'feels', fuck off back to /r9k/ if you want that.
Making a joke is the only goal for these comics and it's best achieved by poking fun at the flaws of each system.
This >>253753228 perfectly mocks the bullshit that was posted here >>253750824. Godspeed that the SNES-tan artist GETS it.
>>253755918
PSP is LQ-48i; after being taken in by PS4/Raiden and modified, she becomes Vita/Bladewolf.
should I buy an ouya and hit glue it?
>>253755918
Yeah vita bladewolf would work. Now Mistral, who should she be? We are running out of 8th gen consoles.
>>253749801
Which one is that?And you have your answer as to why they aren't.
>>253756207
That's some heavy projection.
>>253756217
hot*
No "-tan" for those?
>>253756217
Not new, at least.
>>253756217
>>253756120
The Move, I guess.
>>253756215
>>253756250
Yeah, I should try that.
I'm not sure about Mistral.
Maybe a Mac or something? Like, she was literally the second boss, pretty easy and has a ton of gadgets that are only compatible with her.
Can we do a thing where PC is Bane and someone else is Batman.
>>253756215
NO MORE VIDYA AND NO SALES
I'M MY OWN HANDHELD NOW
The Ray in the intro is original Xbox?
>>253756463
That's a nice handwriting.
>>253756535
>The Move, I guess.
But the Murasama is what allowed Raiden to put up a fight. The Move couldn't put up a fight against a toddler.
Maybe its VR unit shit.
>>253749845
Gameboy Micro is a tomboy.
In fact all the Gameboy-tans are tomboys. That's the joke.
>>253756250
Phone gaming?
>>253756557
No way, Excelsius is the original Xbox. Maybe it can be the ps2?
>>253756379
They're not really gaming devices.
>>253756825
Saturn/Dreamcast, maybe?
>>253756379
and one for android
>>253756176
And people said he was the bad guy.
>>253752736
Yes. Yes, I approve.
>>253750875
They also have Hikari(Silverlight-tan, RIP) and Claudia(Cloud)
>>253757105
>>253746570
"Summer" doesn't exist. It's a scapegoat to blame shitty board culture on like "nighttime /k/".
>>253752736
I'd take an Adventure in her Odyssey.
>>253752918
It's also to shoot any of them new consoles for playing on her lawn
Mobile-tan needs to be a variation on Le Happy Merchant.
>>253757249
*like "day/k/are"
Filling out missing tans
>>253757228
>>253746570
>Also, the summer pop increase.
Pretty sure moot has come out and said that there isn't any notable increase in traffic during Summer.
Summer is just a boogyman. Something you'll notice once you're on here for more than five minutes is that this site is equally shitty year-round. It's not a seasonal thing.
Post U-tan showing off portable capabilities
So, any drawfags here willing to draw a Playstation TV-tan? I'm thinking that she'd be a brainwashed Vita-tan, all cleaned up and happy, and oblivious to what she actually is.
>>253757228
>Rogue Leader
That's amazing.
>>253757341
Don't just keep making random ones as they'll never stick unless you do stuff with them.
>>253757410
and out of emulation commics
Must be worse for GG-tan or her sister Nomad-tan
>>253744556
Even if your starving it doesn't give you an excuse to get fucking ice cream all over the table. What a fucking bitch
>>253757249
>>253757339
To be fair, night/day posting differences is an actual thing to a degree.
>>253756885
2cute
Sony should use this to defend silky smooth
Do emulators get "tans"? Or is it too much?
>>253756981
>loonix talking in shell
>>253756670
I think the VR Morpheus thing should be the Raiden eyepatch.
>>253757840
emulators are just dolls PC makes of the tans so he canplaywith them
consoles don't age or die, fuck the feels shit
I like the idea of Vita having Wii U as a surrogate sister.
>>253757840
More like cosplay/dresses put on the console/PC/etc.
U-tan bitter that her Genesis, NeoGeo, and N64 dresses haven't been tailored to her liking, yet PC prances around in them all the time
Someone draw Genesis-tan as a Radi-Cool Sonic re-color
>>253757840
See
>>253757583
>>253757410
Not really their own tans but that's the joke.
>>253758046
I agree that having "feels" in threads like this are forcing too much the emotional bullshit.
>>253758046
You can stop saying that, you know.
We get it.
>>253744915
Truly awful.
>>253751701
She's short and wide, dingus.
>>253758329
That doesn't mean shit.
>>253758257
That is because people from day 1 started FORCING emotional stuff
Emotional stuff is good if you just let it be emotional. It is all ruined when you try to push it.
Jokes also fail if you try to push them. Everything is ruined if you try to do it forcefully.
requesting console tans laughing at PC dressed like this doing the dance and song
>>253758329
It's still a pretty shitty design.
>>253758438
Not EVERYTHING...
>>253758046
>>253758257
I don't mind having "feels", but most of the time they're just too over the top and forced.
>>253751716
Eyepatch is the worst "minor variant to make a girl seem unique" ever.
post vita
>>253758495
Make your own, better design then.
>>253758438
>Everything is ruined if you try to do it forcefully.
Actually...
>>253744556
This is a very mean prank. Give a homeless person a meal, but glue the food to the table? Evil.
>>253758523
You know, I keep seeing people complain about "feels shit", but I rarely ever see any of the shit they're complaining about get posted.
I mean, yeah, there's that screencap, but no one ever actually posts any comics or images with anything "forced" other than that.
>>253758525
It works for 2DS-tan, though.No depth perception.
Is PC slavic?
>>253759059
Vita-tan is best tan.
>all tans are girls
>even gameboys
We need cute boys.
>>253759206
Vita and Wii U make a cute pair. Better than that bitch PS4
>>253759310
You got Mac.
>>253759310
>>253759310
I like to imagine Nintendo as a cute boy.
>>253759310
Isn't 3DS a boy? I honestly have no idea.
>>253759382
I love chibi-box
>>253759393
What's wrong with PS4?
>>253759507
3DS is just a flat girl with short hair.
>>253758494
requesting console tans dressed like that pic doing the dance and song with PC looking on annoyed.
>>253759507
>>253759507
Not really.
Though I agree that a few more males might be neat, I don't wanna force it just to meet a quota.
>>253759665
Sony hates Vita.
>>253759393
>>253758512
>>253758957
No Anon
That is not okay
>>253759540
I love Vita-tan.
>>253759665
She doesn't have enough pics, that's what's wrong with her
How does it feel knowing all these tans were created by people from Tumblr?
