WELCOME TO /V/
HOW TOUGH ARE YA?!
I played skyrim for 450 hours.
>>253742173
I don't even play games
Pour me a drink
I played Skyrim for 451 hours.
>>253742173
I beat IWTBTG.
>>253742173
I beat Hard More on Devil May Cry 3.On the original American release.
>>253742173
I played skyrim for 452 hours
>>253742587
And?
Hard is just Very Hard in DMC3SE.
Hard and Very hard are also the same shit in DMC3.
DMD or bust.
>>253742173
I played Skyrim for 485 hours.
>>253742173
I lied anonymously to be accepted by 4chan.
How tough am I? I'll have you know I watched the ending for Professor Layton and the Unwound Future and only cried for 20 minutes.
sv_cheats 0
now lemme in
I turned down going to a concert to play vidya.
Twice, on different occasions.
>>253742484
Yeah so.
>>253742173
I am a sonyfaggt with 4 years in this shithole now soul consider /v/intendo
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>>253742661
Dude, that was way back when nobody knew it was the Very Hard difficulty set on Hard and shit. It was my first playthrough. Give me a little break. Now I don't even break a sweat on Very Hard and below. I still practice my cuh-ray-zee-ness from time to time. That's tougher than most kids today that have only played DmC.
>>253742173
I playedFinal Fantasy 13eight timesaspunishment.
>>253742887
Without any mods..
>>253742173
i can still have fun with videogames
>>253743015
You can enter
>>253743015
how do you know this
I play videogames all day every day.
I served in the army (6 months), I go to gym regularly and I can play through Super Meat Boy in a bit over 2 hours. I could also take on every NEET in here in a fistfight, counter-strike or any sport. I study medicine and I work.
I could have been elite in 1.5 and 16 and I have almost aced alternate aTTax. Sir, I believe I am the toughest man in here, sir.
I'm also 26, in my glory.
I bought gone home on release and have over 100 hours on it unironically and that it also requires emotional skill
>mfw
I bought Air Control.
HOW TOUGH I AM?
HOW TOUGH I AM?I masturbate to touhousAFTER I PLAYED THE GAMES
I drink from sea raider's skulls
>>253742935
You need to unlock hard mode by beating the game on normal first
>>253742587
>Can't be this cuhrayzee
>Not "can't possibly be this cuhrayzee"
One job.
>>253743363
I DRINK FROM YARL'S SKULLS
>>253742632
I played 522 hours. On the PS3
>>253743015
b-but how
this is impossible
you are not supposed to have fun while playing videogames
you're a monster
>>253742173
I play Minecraft on peaceful
>>253743552
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
>>253742173
I play autistic videogames, but I'm not autistic.
>>253744006
unless its not "ADVENTURAH" mode, I understand you wanting a calm and relaxing game instead of that abomination of adventure
>>253744006
>playing minecraft
You are a weenie
I beat oblivion twice before i figured out you could fast travel.
>>253744497
wow so you did all the random encounters
grats
>>253742883
What performers and for what game?
>I still enjoy Runescape
>>253742173
I gotten to challenger on League of Legends on soloqlet me in
I play dota 2 with 499-800 ping
>>253744980
>I play dota 2
>>253742912
Ienjoyedthe controls in bothwitcher games
I finished Borderlands without ever playing co-op.
I'm about 18 hours in BL2, still without ever playing co-op.
And I enjoy them.
I beat metro 2033 on Ranger Hardcoreduring my first playtrought, without a guide.
>>253745028
>I wonder who this guy is
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>>253744574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
I beat kingdom hearts with out upgrading anythingon my first playthough when I was eight
I finished battletoads
>>253742173
I beat Freelancer after setting difficulty to 3.5 without a heavy fighter a single time
Am I tough enough ;^)
>>253745851
not bad
>mfw i beat bad dudes and don't remember
>>253745854
Pleb
>tfw no death 4.2 freelancer run using light fighters only
get on my level
>>253743298
Holy shit we got a badass over here
Yeah so do I. I think I do more now that I play the games actually
>>253742883
>Friends are going clubbing
>Said I can't go because its my mum's birthday and the family is doing something
>In reality I'm probably going to play vidya and shitpost
Fuck clubs
>>253745757
What did you expect, Kingdom Hearts' target audience is small kids anyway.
>>253746161
>4.2
Believable, but 4.2 no death?
Fuck off m8
I took down a plane
>>253746283
Fuck of Putin
I can solo 6-man long HoE moonbase with a lvl 5 medic
>>253746326
That's obviously Stalin.
>>253742173
I pirated a game once and didn't pay the developers!
>>253742173
i beat dark souls in under 100 hours
on a blind run
I was 4th on the worldwide leaderboardfor 4x 100m swimming on the original Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games
I'm actually playing a video game right now
>>253746428
WHOA
LETS SEE THOSE CD-KEYS AS PROOF
>>253746193
>Friend doesn't believe clubs are shitholes
>Take him to one
>Guys are drunk douches and tryto act hard as hell everywhere
>Ladies come up to you and leave if you don't pay for all their shit
>Bartenders suck at everything
>Leave because buddy nearly decks a guy after he spills his beer all over the bar
Yeah, fuck clubs
I killed a chimera in STALKER using only a shitty pistol
I play video games while in a constant bit of physical pain, a pain that I don't tell anyone else about, and when it becomes unmanageable only then do I mention it to others and they think it's minor at best.
It can be simple things like when my knee goes to hell, and bending it causes inflamation in the joints, to my back being sore and it makes it hard to turn or bend in certain ways.
I have scars in my feet from an incident as a child where oyster shells went through my foot, causing irreparable nerve damage so that when it gets cold enough my foot hurts and I can't stand it.
I do this because I'd rather play video games than sit in a hospital bed, and I'd rather enjoy video games than be high from painkillers or other meds that will fuck up my focus and my skill.
How tough are you, OP?
>>253746536
Pubs and cafes are 9 million times better
>tfw no decent ones anywhere near, only clubs
suffering
>>253746739
Y-you can't come in if you can't walk or roll yourself in.
>>253742173
I've never played the original Deus Ex
I've never played Silent Hill or Resident Evil 1, 2 and 3
I've never seen Star Wars
AndYellow is the best version
>>253746813
I can walk just fine.
>>253746845
you're a girl
>>253746759
The only decent pubs around me are full of hipsters and don't do food everyday
The cafe is a no fly zone because everyone in there is pompous as fuck and they get upset if you smoke
On the fucking outside tables
Not the employees, the goddamn other patrons
>>253746759
>Pubs
>Decent drinks
>Quiet atmosphere
>Perfect for some banter and catching up with the lads
>Clubs
>Shitty dance music everywhere
>Can't see anything
>Guys are douches and women are whores
>Try and get you to force random shit down your throat just to get drunk
And people still prefer clubs
>>253746875
oh good because I didn't want you to feel like we were outing you it's just you know, the spitoon is for able bodied folks
I beat Dark Souls without a Controller.
...
And without a mouse.
>>253747027
I'm more able bodied than anyone else here.
>>253746991
If you have money to throw around, it's the easiest way to get laid
Just pay for like 3 shots because the people in clubs can't handle their drinks
>>253747060
>I beat dark souls without a controller.
Ni-
>and without a mouse.
Do you hate yourself?
I beat Ghosts and Goblins and Ghosts and Ghouls back to back
i beat oot water templewith a spare key
>>253742173
I S-Ranked Monsoon.
>>253746954
>The cafe is a no fly zone because everyone in there is pompous as fuck
Eh, cafe's are hit and miss. Pubs too, though there's millions of them so you just find a good one and stick to that one.
>>253746991
I enjoyed clubs when I was 18 and had nothing but pussy in my mind
>>253747315
You DID?
HOW?
I CAN ONLY S RANK THE CHAPTER; YOU CAN S-RANK INDIVIDUAL BOSSES?
>>253747182
Shift and Capslock were my left hand
U and H were my right hand
jkli were my camera
After taking a break from Dark Souls though I couldn't get used to the control scheme again and had a controller that actually worked with the game instead of crashing it on launch.
So yeah.
Dark Souls 2 with a controller.
Where's the Weenie Hut Juniors for veterans of the hard road?
>>253745428
Ranger hardcore is piss easy
>>253747148
I'd rather stay at home and jack off chinese cartoons for free to be honest
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>>253747027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8 this isn't reddit faggot
>>253747521
Nobody cares, you're shitting up the thread.
And so am I by responding to you.
Some people like being taken accountable for what they've said over the course of a thread.
Some people don't and that's the wonders of an anonymous image board.
>>253747484
Yeah, it's easy but it's pointless
I 100%'d Rayman 1twice as a child.
I haven't beaten a video game since gta 5 came out
>>253747792
>mfw Eat at Joe's
>mfw I missed a cage and have to do it again
>>253742173
I have 500+hour on skyrimprepatched on ps3
In DaS 2 i got bothinvisible rings and vanquisher seal in one playthrough
and my favorite ps3 game so far ishyperdimension neptunia
>>253748085
That level was the bane of kid me's existence. In hindsight I wonder if that game was even playtested because shit got ridiculous.
i don't have my posts cataloged for my favorite threads
>>253745701
Not quite :^)
>>253748334
I remember reading somewhere that it actually wasn't but that might've been bullshit.
>>253748418
Dam you got me
>>253747876
Same here man. I'll probably beat it again before anything else too
I beat the timer mission on the highest difficulty in Crackdown.I didn't collect all the balls though, I tried but I couldn't find them all
>>253742575
badass here
How tough am I?
I beat Castlevania 3 Twice in a row.On the American Version.
I beat Dark Link.Without cheesing it.
I caught em all.Without using the GTS or Wonder Trade.
Im not a badass or a punk. Pour me a drink i served my time in hell
I leveled every weapon to max in Drakengardand enjoyed it
I landed the motorbike on the roof and didn't even need to follow the damn train.on the first attempt
>>253752716
That's not being tough, that's being masochistic.
>>253742173
1000+ hrs on diablo 3 on hardcore
>>253742883
I missed a nine inch nails concert to keep leveling my mage in vanilla wow.
Worst mistake ever.
>>253752868
>diablo 3
casual as fuck
>>253752987
Psh...nothin personnel...kid...
I beat battletoads on NES without continuing or skipping levels.
I also beat Contra on NES without dying once.
>>253744086
Semirelated
I bought TF2
I crashed a planewith no survivors.
>>253753257
pfft, everyone's done that.
I did a Hard mode playthrough of God Hand.With the Kick-Me Sign.Without any upgrade.With the base moveset.Without dying.
I've got Vidmaster Annual and Vidmaster Endure
I played through the dlc hard mode of Sonic 06 and completed every single oneof the townspeoples shitty requests
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>>253753608
It wasnt malysian. Top that
>>253742173
I once got banned for posting PS4 sales from famitsu's site.
>>253753257
I crashed a plane.with survivors
>>253754018
I got banned for posting extreme bait
>>253754018
I LAUNCHED A WELL SELLING CONSOLEWITHOUT ANY GAMES
>>253754312
I got banned for saying nigger.
>>253754348
Fuck you, because everytime i point that out somebody calls me nerd who cant have fun multiplats
I beat sector eradinus without knowing the warp maze paths were determined by moon phases
>>253754348
I laughed
>>253754635
You got banned for shitposting, mods just wanted to be funny.
Getting banned before most of you posted here.
How tough am I?
I got the Big Boss Emblem in MGS4. Must've practiced and rehearsed the Act III motorcycle chase at least 30 times before I was happy with my health, amount of ammo left, and other stats.
I got to Phendrana Drifts in Metroid Prime by crossing through Magmoor in the Power Suit.
>>253743012
Masochist.
I BEAT BATTLETOADS
