Best games to cause autistic manchildren to spew shit at you?
Its the only way I can enjoy gaming now...
>>253643120
>Dustin2Dope
I thought the age of miracles was over
>>253643120
>>253643120
Give a guy like him a classic game and watch him instantly ask where to go
>>253643358
That says Justin.
>>253643358
>Dustin2Dope
>name is clearly Justin2dope
god damn you're a dweeb
>>253643528
*holds up spork*
Starcraft 2 but you need to git gud
>>253643120
Literally any game as long as you're good at it.
>>253643835
>>253643975
laughed at that one
>>253643835
>ask 4 jesse my dads name is doug
>>253644015
>'tis
Fucking faggot
>>253643835
>aPoKaLyPsE
People who do this are always underaged, retarded, or both.
Fuck them, fuck all of them.
>>253644053
holy fuck doug is one crazy motherfucker
>>253644015
Man, OP really sucks ass. I've been posting all this shit while he's been whacking to it the entire time, never change /v/
>>253644053
Fucking hardcore, I would never do that kind of shit
>>253644053
FUCKING DEEEEAAAAAN!
Crazy mothafucka named DEAN!
>>253644053
classic dean
>>253644193
>doug
>>253644053
Sometimes I think Dean just takes it too far.
One day someone's getting hurt,
>>253643120
Dota 2.
>>253643946
>Learn a basic cheese build
>Wreak rage inducing havoc across all of silver and bronze league
>>253644053
Cheesus Crust, what a monster! Terrifying.
>>253644162
I had a name like that when I was 14. I realized how stupid it was later on.
Gonna dump what happened a while back. Game is DS2.
>>253643120
Any of the CoD games, you don't even have to be good just use the Stinger (or equivalent) to destroy the other teams killstreak rewards.
>>253644053
Did he die?
>>253644193
Who the fuck is doug?
>>253644053
jesus christ dean what were you thinking
>>253644015
goddamit, brian. you're making me cringe
>>253644238
Honestly, I would call Microsoft customer service in this situation and fuck that guy's account for death threats.
>>253644053
good thing you spoiled that
im at work!
>>253643975
I'm subscribed to that guy on youtube.
>>253644706
>go fly a kite
What?
>>253643120
During a planetside 2 biolab fight, i came across some guy and a grrlgamr who were teamkilling this player who sitting in spawn playing some music over proximity chat. The one teamkiller told me that he should not have to mute annoying people on chat because "Ive been playing since beta."
He was serious, and he was pretty bad at the game too.
>>253643835
Well... did you call him?or visit him?
>>253644987
And the rest
>>253645078
Jesus, what? He got set off by the word >muh
>>253644790
Back when I was a console pleb, I was scared to death of even swearing in a message because I didn't want to get my account suspended. I got it suspended once for talking shit about the french because I was edgy. Some of these faggots have no fear.
>>253643847
>>>/reddit/
>>253644015
I just contracted aids.
>don't be intimidated
>I'll be in the kitchen
>=D
>'tis
>>253643975
>demolition_d
that's fuckin great
got this a few weeks ago by being a bellfag and telling two gankers to git gud after I took out both of them by myself withing 15 seconds of me invading5 months and still nobody expects the guard break
>>253643120
how do I get things like that? do I need to buy a console for this?
>>253644414
>we won the game of live
>>253645332
Are you Australian?
>>253643120
TF2 Trade Servers.
>>253645128
did he ever come? dont hold out on me
>>253645332
What the fuck is wrong with your TV?
>>253645128
>not posting the navy seal copypasta
He would've taken it for serious, I guarantee it.
>>253645285
>mfw I used to be like that when I was younger
>mfw I managed to land a 10/10 real life gril and I drove her away with my clingy, whiteknight faggoty beta behavior
I fucking hate myself.
>>253645332
>upsidedown
Are you in China?
>>253643120
Any MOBA. Obviously League is the easiest. Play ARAM for maximum sphincter splattering.
>>253645128
>googled the address
>it's a fucking Chuck E Cheese
>>253645128
>is that what they do in the marines
im dying
>>253644053
Thanks Lori
>>253643120
definitely CS:GO or garry's mod if you just wanna rdm and teamkill
>>253645332
How the fuck is was right side up when I selected the pic give me a few seconds
>>253644053
>>253645128
This is good shit
Especially the Chuck E Cheese address
>>253645509
No, I don't actually live in TN. That's an address I looked up during.
>>253643528
>and a few FM radio stations
>>253645764
>>253644193
<guaranteed replies
>>253645898
Smart Phones do stupid shit like that all the time
>>253645128
>franklin
Ha, I'm not too far from there
>>253645128
Hey that guys gonna bring you taco bell that's pretty chill
>>253644414
>wheelchair balls
>>253644053
>>253643975
>>253644414
>>253645332
pretty good
>>253645275
>/v/ doesn't know Penguin of D00m now.
No hope left for this place
>>253644053
fucking nutter
>>253645275
Just do us all a favour and fucking kill yourself
>>253645898
Fixed hopefully
>>253646232
Go, on post it. They need to see it.
>>253645730
OH SHIT that's a new level got me pretty fucking bad lol'd hard.
>>253644053
HOLY FUCK, HE COULDA FUCKING DIED
>>253645128
>Franklin Chucky Cheese
Now I kind of want to drive over and see if anyone really mad shows up. I'm only a short drive away.
>>253644053
i really, really like this picture
>>253645128
>>253645730
>>253645907
>Not Wrigley Field
My GOAT
>>253645926
I really, really like this picture.
>>253643120
Fuck them or their corporation over in EVE online. Some of those tears are epic. Then you post on the crime and punishment boards for all to enjoy.
>>253643975
his videos are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrymowLgBTc
>>253646696
>Sound
Download it as many times as you like, friend
>>253646591
>now here's a god of war wallpaper, faggot
What a guy.
>>253646829
my bob?
>>253646591
>now heres a god of war wallpaper faggot
>>253644053
What the fuck
I wish that one website that documented the more retarded xbox live bans still existed
Assfaggots
Street Fighter
Souls games
Call of Duty
>>253644053
Someone stop him
>>253647160
>3 inche
>>253647205
I've gotten rage mail in BlazBlue.
>>253646697
I'm way too friendly in EVE to have anyone hate me
ASSFAGGOTS are top notch for making people rage.
You can either play someone OP as fuck in LoL and rape them all doing broken shit. Or you can do something like jungle and make ganks that gets bot killed, then blame bot.
>>253646913
>>253646987
It's the subject line that always gets me.
>>253645123
>omgb
>>253646862
>Doug Yancey
The reason that usernames exist is to hide faggot names like this, but for some reason I guess he likes it
>>253647623
>Doug Funnie
Garry's Mod of course!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJZRVG40Wwo
>>253645123
>Let's Kill A Bum
Is this written by Patrick Bateman
>>253647793
DELETE THIS
>>253647878
Hello?
>>253647623LOL
>>253647775
Oh good so instead he's showing how much he likes a shitty cartoon from the 90's, that's even worse
>>253646862
Both of them are pretty bad
>>253647878
>>253645128
does anyone have the son of a rodent one? I can't seem to find it again
>>253648142
corey, pls
>>253648383
>demolition_d
Isn't that the douchbagchocolate guy on YT?
>>253643120
Any fighting game, ever.
I remember when I got mildly good when mahvel 3 first came out.
Beat someone?
Hate mail
Almost beat someone?
Hate mail
Lose spectacularly?
Hate mail
Use a projectile more than once in a row?
You better believe thats a hate mail
>>253648548
Yes
>>253647793
every time I watch this I wonder 2 things
>1. why doesn't the little shit just turn off his computer
and
>2. where the fuck is the kid's parents
>>253645078
''MUH ENGLISH.''
> That spelling.
Dr. stutter get your act together.
>>253648656
>parents
Right here! http://youtu.be/PydMw8XIsMc
>>253645123
>PMC
>>253648604
>Use a projectile more than once in a row
Remember, if they do it it's zoning, if you do it it's spamming
>>253648383
Fucking rekt
>>253644630
Doug is Jesse's Dad,
see? >>253643835
>>253647793
rip
stggs
at least we have dad cop
Anyone else used to be a tryhard faggot in the lower teens?
I have a few examples of me logging into old accounts for shit I haven't been on since I was 12 or 13, and I typed like little old faggot.
My post were the classic capital letters at the beginning of every word and trying to type like an adult.
Now at age 27 I cringe hard reading my old shit online.
>>253649260
>Go against a rush down character
>Other guy keeps on trying to do the same set up and combo
>Use a projectile to break their momentum and keep them from getting in
YOU SPAMMING PIECE OF SHIT, FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU USE THAT SHIT GIT GUD
>>253649461
Surely it's more worrying that all that old shit is still there?
>>253649591
>play as blanka
24/7 hatemail guaranteedif you win
gonna get some fresh ps3 screens
could probably do a mosaic
>>253648882
what the fuck
>>253643120
Dota 2, always and forever. It's actually kind of sad how there can be this many people who get mad this easily over something like a game. Even worse, the game is made for fun and these guys don't seem to be having any of it..
>>253649591
Any call of duty, half the reason I still play is to make people mad because Im better than them. I save all my hate mail and I usually get a few messages a day. Its best to message them back too make them angrier I wish I could post them but though alot of it is your typical "FUCK YOU FAG YOU CHEATING COCKSUCKER" and so on, still funny as fuck for someone to get that asshurt over video games
My El Fuerte vs. his dlc costumed up Ken
>>253649826
I used to play a Zangief back when I actually cared and put a little effort into winning.
Peoples reactions to someone using super armor are priceless.
>>253646862
>Complains abut DP overuse
>Can't punish it 60% of the time
>"I can't believe when kids like you pretend they're good" when he's worse
>>253646612
>getting mad over fireballs
Scrub detected
I incurred the wrath of 2 bronies in a Dota 2 match...
There's actually walls of this shit on my profile, but it's too funny to take down.
Where is "and a few FM stations"?
>play vidya games
>do whatever I want
>always have fun, mess around sometimes, play serious sometimes
>never receive hate mail but constantly berated in voice chat
>only time I ever send messages is to say gg in fightan games and finding people to do specific online tasks with
I dunno, I guess I'm just easy going?
>>253650401
>>253644015
>Zone: Pro
>>253650617
Fighting games. Right now I'm doing the Galactus cheat in Marvel and I;m going to make a collection of hatemail I've gotten.
>>253650617
Best one
>>253650648
I'm the same, except sometimes I like to stoke people up in TF2 into rage
decreases their focus on watching for my ass burner
>>253650020
Once in BO2 I ran around in SnD and got a double VSAT against a team of Xx420360snpiezxX and one guy said he was going to kick me offline I messaged him every 15 minutes asking why I'm still online until he eventually blocked me
>>253650853
nice face, nice guy
>>253650853
Every fucking time
>>253650128
>son of a thousand rodents
top kek
>>253648202
Yes and it's acknowledged in the description. The shit talker is just making himself sound like an idiot
>>253650851
I don't think I ever got hatemail from anyone not in "Pro" or "Underground". I used to set my zone to "Family" while I shit on people for that extra butthurt.
>>253644987
>>253649461
I've been a bro online since I was born.
My older shit is comfy as fuck
>>253650936
hue
>>253650401
>we are all sane normal people! Honest!
>Halo Reach
>Slayer
>Somehow vote Zealot
>My team quits
>All of other team has mics
>Starts telling me to quit and not waste their time
>I spend ten minutes fighting them, I know I won't win
>Teabag and hit my body every time, yelling at me to quit
>Keep going
>Time runs out, they all bitch at me at how I wasted their time in vidya
>Tell them I did my job
>>253650401
>tfw no comments on you're profile
okay.png
Bridge ganking is the only fun thing to do in dark souls
>>253650136
Haha yes
I saw a gief grab a rose when she was trying to hit with the scarf and the guy just exploded.
I was in actual tears
>>253651339
U-you hurt Solaire? How could you?
My favorite part of doing a ton of MVM in TF2besides the 250~ steam fun dollars I probably madewas the hatemail.
As we all know, the fanbase is awful. In MVM it's that same awful, spergeful autistic self but also mixed with elitism.
>this thread
>>253650853
>zone: Family
>>253651639
that guy actually turned out to be pretty cool. we had a conversation the next day.
>>253644053
DEAN?
not hatemail but must be shared.
>>253651304
you should have not moved your controller and said you were going to watch some youtube videos while you waited for the match to be over
less satisfacton, more of a time waster
still funny though
>>253649461
Nah, not really. Don't have anything embarassing on me.
>>253651779
That's good to hear, you must be the bro Solaire knew you could be
>>253648304
fucking genius
>>253645128
the fucking grunt is too stupid to spell Tennessee correctly. yeah they're real elites, super brain trust they have got there.
>>253651837
Man those sonicOC kids on FB are hilarious.
>>253650853
he ran outta steam..
>hate your soul
>get sodomized
>on tv
>and uh... fuckin'... uh.. some am radio stattions
>YEAH
>>253651837
A HOLOGRAM?
>>253651664
>wearing unusuals and not selling them for cash to buy stuff
what is wrong with these people?
>>253651828
Why does he lay on the floor?
Be good at fighting games
>>253651837
Is this actual RP? I guess I am not missing much.
>>253652358
He's a mad guy
>>253647793
Why doesn't he change server I don't get it
>>253650098
Your almost as big of a faggot for playing a gimmicky piece of shit like El Fuerte
>>253652475
For you.
On some FOnline forums.
>>253652552
Honestly unless hes top tier el fuerte he shouldnt be hard to beat. The only real difference between the good and bad EF players is how well they know their timing.
>>253652163
its probably a kid,most marines are too busy being homeless
>>253643835
I would actually go to that kid's house and explain what happened to his dad. Maybe his dad would beat the shit out of him for being a retard.
>>253651837
It was a hologram the whole time guys
EGGMAN!
>>253643120
Kid detected.
![GOL_Logo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9gBkA28.png "GOL_Logo[1].png")
>>253644414
>bragging about winning a chance-based game
>>253651837
>It's a hologram
>>253652774
Or he'd beat you up because he's a redneck
ANDA FEW AM RADIOSTATIONS XDDDDDDDDD
>>253650401
Post the rest, faglord.
>>253652552
>>253652750
im a decent el fuerte, i guess, but this guy was a total scrub, in the replay i turned on the button inputs to see what he was doing
he tried to use shoryuken 200 times, i counted
>>253651335
What's your steam name, I'll deflower your page's pussy.
>>253652785
>good lord
>>253647793
hello?
>>253652785
Didn't someone put this quote on a wallpaper
>>253653287
Delete this.
>>253651304
I did this at least a couple of times. It was funny every single one of them.
>>253653024
>Lincoln Park
>redneck
Nah. More likely to be black. I'd tell him that his son gave out his address over the internet and advise against it. He'd thank me for letting him know and then go throw his kid through a wall.
I wish DS2 had a more streamlined way to deliver and recieve hatemail.
>>253653437
indeed they did
>>253653176
>200 times
Were you playing against this guy?
http://youtu.be/Xx8Ar_eXC90
I used to play pokemon competitively. A guy got mad at me because I completely wrecked his retarded 100% set up baton pass celebi. He followed me around on the forums for a couple days insulting everything I said. I didn't really mind.
I played him 5-6 times and I would beat him 5-0 every time. I wish I didn't get banned from that site because seeing these threads daily....
>>253651837
I love the huge delay between the last two message.
>>253653785
What are you on about?
>>253654050
He beat a guy at pokemon and the guy stalked him on a forum for a few days.
The one thing that has always gotten me is when they call you a faggot then tell you to suck their dick.
>>253653173
>>253650401
It's just pages of this, and one guy telling me to "choke on a cock"
>>253654107
what game?
>>253654050
he beat an autistic /vp/ smogon fag with his rag tag group of pokeymans
>>253653703
wow
no justwon1 wasnt that fast, but he was frantically button mashing, even while knocked down
>>253650128
>son of a thousand rodents
>>253652785
>>253651837
Sephiroth sounds like that asshole you would play cops n robbers or army with and he'd always be like, "NUH UH! YOU MISSED AND I HIT YOU INSTEAD!!!!"
>>253654204
>ALWAYS WIN
Except he clearly lost or he wouldnt be this butt blasted
>>253654219
Gears
>>253654185
Then they freak out when you try to take them up on their offer
>>253654204
I can't find them on steam, give a link to their profile I want to see what groups they are a member of.
>>253654204
>>253650401
I wonder if you could send this to valve. You know, just for laughs. They did threaten you and disgraced your mother.
>>253654445
why do i keep seeing this old man everywhere?
>>253650098
>u a real butt ass faggot
>>253654107
>personal gamertag
>"team"
kek
>>253654185
It's only gay when you suck dick, it's not gay when you deliver it. A mouth is a mouth, but your mouth on a dick is pretty gay.
>>253653703
This kind of guy is hard to fight because you have no clue how to predict anything. They defy all logic by doing stupid shit that you wouldn't even expect a Day 1 player to do.
Of course you figure out you just need to punish everything and then they're shit again, but it's jarring because sometimes there're just players who play logically, just poorly.
>>253654672
This is what faggots actually believe.
>>253648304
Hello?
>>253654504
Valves help support is non existent, you would have better luck getting Nexon to answer a fucking ticket.
>>253654672
I'm guessing the same applies if you're fucking another dude's ass right?
>>253654672
>>253644053
>>253654785
That's a shame. Would be funny to screw with them. Even if Valve would just warn them I bet they would shit their pants.
>>253644932
>>253645078
I get disappointed by aussies sometimes
>>253650128
>>253650128
top lel! xD
>>253650128
can't stop laughing
>>253644053
he is outta control man
>>253654964
>>>/espee/
>>253654785
Seriously? Man..Nexon's gone to hell in a handbasket since I left there, then. I used to regret quitting but now I don't feel so bad. I wish I had my old screenshots of Maple Story when I had aceess to unlimited NX, oh the rage you could induce with unlimited super megaphones was delicious.
>>253654461
I never get tired of their reactions.
>>253654672
>It's not gay if a guy sucks your dick
