Are there any other characters as obnoxious as Nintendo's Lightning
>Rosalina
>Lucina
>Lucario
Nintendo owns the most Lightnings.
Wario was the original Nintendo Lightning
The other one
Are you /v/'s Lightning? 'Cuz you're obnoxious as fuck.
Bowser jr
Palutena is Sakurai's Lightning.
he's not as bad as rosalina
>worst item
>you never get it
>overpowered as fuck
>shoehorned into almost every game
>even smash bros
truly nintendo's lightning
>>253597932
>hurr durr i suck on so many cocks for attention, you might as well call me /v/s lightning -OP
>>253598283
So, are there rape doujins yet?
>>253598319
I'd love to suck her toes
>>253598319
You make this joke every, just stop already.
>>253598283
>has powers and shit
>bites
>>253598283
why is that Lucario so edgy
>>253598504
>Crunch
>Bite
It's a move he can learn.
>>253598028
>Lucina
you probably didnt even knew her before this week you retard.
why is mega lucario such a piece of shit
>>253598283
Wouldn't her arm be fucking broken right now?
>inb4furfags
>>253598743
pokemon
>There are people who don't want to take Lucarios knot
>>253598283
>pokemon mascot and icon
>going this edgy
>>253598283
You have the one where he fucks pikachu's shit up?
>>253598756
D-d-deal w-with it~
>>253598756
Hi~
>>253598953
![57609cef826f6e41d3e5ae67c8775b35[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HTkbHTk.png "57609cef826f6e41d3e5ae67c8775b35[1].png")
>>253599086
>>253599086
but even they won't let us go there
>>253598593
B-but I romanced her in Awakening.
>>253599105
>>253599086
>>253599142
>King Crimson
>>253598283
This is why you get a Lucario that's Proud of it's Power.
>>253599142
>that entire scene
I like it
>>253599216
>>253598890
How big?
>>253598028
What series is Lucario shoehorned into? He's in Smash, but so are a lot of characters.
>>253599490
don't start
>>253599490
I don't follow.
>>253599498
Why do you want Pikachu to lose? If anything it makes me real mad that edgy furfag defeated pikachu.
>>253599662https://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/15509884
>>253599743
His anal virginity
Does "lightning" just represent a character you don't like?
>>253599758
You know what? I think I'm better off not knowing.
>>253599849
Yes, and being forced to like this character by the devs.
>>253600018
What's wrong with liking Lucario
>>253600018
Doesn't Japan love all three characters in the OP?
Silly foreigners thinking their opinion means anything.
>>253599202
>Not Greninja
>>253599142
*teleports in front of you*
>>253600518
*unsheathes katana* pshh...nothin personnel...kid...
>>253600497
>tfw I was the one who made that request
>>253599142
why is lucario so mad though?
>>253600018
Japan- which is, by the way, the place that makes this content and for whom the content is made- loves Lucario. It's not being "forced", though it does look that way in the west where Lucario is much less popular.
>>253600601
well I colored it inThis is now a Pokeporn Thread
Report furfaggotry.
Hide furfaggotry.
>>253600741
Because it's "badass" and "cool".
Nintendo doesn't have a Lightning. Atlus does.
>>253600953
The guy who did that finished it though.Preferred the way you colored in the dick however.http://vp.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4409
Which pokemon hasthe tastiest piss
MASTER, I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR
>90s kids will defend Nintendo's Lightning
>even when he got so forced he replaced Luigi in all the Mario games for a decade
>>253599558Pokemonseriously, he gets a stupid amount of attention in the games
>>253601761
Nigga, you best not be dissin' the best Pokemon.
>>253597932
That's Game Freak's lightning, not nintendo's.
>>253602186
>not getting the joke
>>253599490
Underrated post.
>>253597932
Woolie, get out of pokemon design team
>>253600741
society doesn't understand him
>>253602378
>Implying it wouldn't be green
>>253601678Vaporeon
>>253602590
The one thing the japanese designer didn't allow.
>Furcoat
>black details
>Kung-fu moves(Black people love kung-fu moves)
>AND FUCKING DREADS.
Woolie: The pokémon
>>253602104He is like popular, really REALLY popular in japan Like more popular than justin bieber to underaged girls or Bam Margera to white trash skater wannabes
>>253598283
this is literally saying people fucked up on steroids are grimdark edgy
because thats all that megapokemon are, pokemon on roid rage
fuck off with your buzzwords
>>253603020
but you're using buzzwords
Can we get one fucking pokemon thread without furfags postingnot enough pokeporn?
>>253600741
Pumped full of mega energy
Basically, Mega ultimate supreme hyper darkspine thesaurus roid rage
>>253601394
>>253601394
oh, good to knowI requested cute/lewd Typhlosion, did it get posted?
>>253602689
As a big fan of vaporeon, this disturbs me
>>253603163
Never Enough
>>253603183
Is the pokemon anime vilifying evolution AGAIN?
>>253603397
Nah it's more like don't do roids kids.
>>253603301
Sorry
>>253603382
>missingno dick
Bumping with best Pokemon
>>253603247It might be on the booru, I'm not sure. I usually only keep track of Chesnaught and/or Greninja requests.
>there are people here, right now, not loving the best pokemonand it's furret
>>253602689
I'd like to uncork and guzzle a Sylveon
>>253603608
>>253603734
>not tyrantrum
>>253597932
Don't blame it on Pokjémon. At least they have cool designs and don't speak.
>>253603734
My nigga
There isn't enough porn of himwhich is good, he's too pure
>>253603734
Hi Bui :3~
>>253603886
except for the ones that doI'm looking at you chatot
guys no, pokemon are for kawaii pets, not for fucking
>>253603583
It's the best dick
>>253603608I'M SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT PLZ NU BAN
Captcha: nnancie 13-inch
>>253603925I'm not Bui, I'm Slyther, I most lurk on /b/'s furfag circlejerks
>>253604067
Who the fuck are you?
>>253603948
>>253597932
I can't stand that thing
>>253604132
Who the fuck are you?
>male sylveon
>>253603946
He's looking at you too, buddy.
>all homo shit
>>253604282
Hey, I asked you first, buddy.
>>253604432
I told you who I am, who are you fucboi?
>>253604326
How big is his knot? ~~
>>253603730
Present for you
>>253599142
Where you think you goin nigga?
>>253604661
dook dook :3
femgreninja > male greninja
>this thread
the Goodrafags and Jojofags really scared them off of their board.
there's a yiff board at 7chan you know
>>253604815
Its a damn shame that pokemon isn't very good. Its not even fun to use ingame.
>>253599558
He's becoming the next Pikachu in terms of the Pokemon franchise but not in the cute way.
>>253599142
>Pfft, nothing personel
>>253604762B-b i already told you, I'm slyther ;_;7
>>253605034
>>253605050
This is now sfw ferrets/furrets general
>>253605047
femninja < maleninja
>>253605050
7chan is ded though
>>253598907
You just don't GET him!
>>253605269
but -8 frequents there at the /fl/ board ;_;
Glay~
>>253605247
shedinja >>>>>>>>>>> all
>>253605269
Well maybe if a BUNCH of you go there it won't be ded
>>253605374
Do not sexualize the Pokemon.
>>253598743
no atk ev's
>>253605413
Get soaked
>>253605370
whos -8?
>>253597932
>third evolution ACTUALLY has hair-like dreadlocks
>Nintendo finally turned his nigger-ness up to 11/10.
>>253605370
>-8
Figuratively who
>>253605590
ppppu.swf
>>253605715
>>253605590
a known hentai artist that make hentai flashes based on music. (mostly on Nintendo games)
>>253605717
I don't understand
>>253605652
I always thought his mega looked like a rejected sidekick design from an anime
Where does /v/ get their pokeporn?
>>253605872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmPvBSd3Tg
>>253605872
flash porn animation synched to a song from 3Dlands. featuring peach and blue space peach
>>253605872
www.7chan.org/fl/res/15474.html
www.7chan.org/fl/res/15298.html
>>253606037You mean other than pixiv, e621, wildcritters, FA and the occasional exhentai?
~
>>253606285where can I go to live out my fantasies of being a submissive malemaid furret?
>>253606421
Mew a meanie
>>253606483My guess would be flist, but I don't know much about that particular scene
>>253605407
>Shedninja
>better than anything
lol
>really like Lucario and Riolu
>nothing but furry whenever there is discussion about them
Fuck you people sexualizing my pokemon.
>>253606897
Then get better taste.
>>253606037
/b/ has "Pokebox" Threads every so often, they're kinda neet.
>>253606897
they weren't the ones who started it anon, just remember that.
>>253606897
>favorite pokemon is Jynx
>Nobody sexualizes her since she is ugly and female
Feels good man.
>>253602969
Is Bam Margera even still a fucking thing? Is fucking skateboarding even still a fucking thing? Are we 13 again? Christ, we need to finish our homework, anon.
>>253606897
But what's wrong with sexualizing something that you like?
>>253607351http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jynx/1
>>253607516
>not wanting to keep it pure
>>253606897*lick* *sniff* "'cario" :3
>>253607391
After the whole Dunn thing skateboarding and Bam got a resurgence in popularity. He went pretty emo though
>>253607665
Oh shit. I forgot about Dunn. That sucked, and I don't even particularly care about Jackass or skating. Dunn just seemed like a really nice guy. Doesn't surprise me that Bam would go emo after that.
>>253607601
But there's plenty of cute and innocent content of him too.
>>253599202
well, that was quick
>>253606897
>not wanting delicious porn of your best bro
Probably the only advantage to liking a Pokemon that the furry community obsesses over.
>>253607894
Not crazy or rapey enough. He needs to be foaming at the fucking mouth.
>>253605164I'll fuk your boypussy, you little shit.
>>253607581
Out of sight, out of mind, unlike Lucario, Eevultions, Zangoose, Chestnaught, and all the other pokemon that faggots here obsess over.
>>253608126
I love the obscure ones, me.
>>253598283
What is this from I wanna watch it
>>253608321
Latest season of the Pokemon anime. I don't think it's been dubbed yet.
>>253608013are you mad at me because I didn't come over to your place last weekend?
>>253608381
>>253608321
Don't watch the dub anyways. It's terrible. The dub replaces a lot of the music, which is supposed to set the mood. Stick with the sub.
>>253608542But I already have someone~
>>253608321
Pocketmonster fansubs should have the lucario "arc" subbed by now
>>253608716ah, I see... I was hoping my master was browsing this thread
>>253608885What, do you RP? As what Pokemon?
>>253608551
Does lucario talk in the tv show? I remember him talking in one of the movies.
>>253609083
Nah. In XY Anime, he just growls and barks. I think it would've been cool to imagine him talking while in Mega form.
>>253609083
Nah, he just goesblarghblaaawwrrgh
>>253609039I RP as a ferret, but master calls me his furret just to push my buttons. I was supposed to come over last weekend for vidya with him and his roommates, but I had to skip out
>>253600741
Mega evolutions can make pokemon go berserk, basically. He even attacks his owner at some point.
>>253600741
He couldn't control the excess aura that his Mega Evolution produces, so he went berserk.
>>253599490
actually lol'd
>>253599490
everytiem
>>253609457Where do you find such people?
>>253609727
>>253609835
Why does the anime portray Mega evolutions in a negative way when in the game it's not only positive, but a major plot point?
>>253609457
>>253610286I'm genuinely surprised you two have been able to go on this long without people shitposting about it. Good for you. Carry on.
>>253610472
I think they are using it as a "Don't do steroids, kids" moral of sorts.
>>253610472
It IS a positive thing if the Pokemon is trained.And he eventually is able to control himself.But when they just kind of evolve without proper training, they can't control all the excess power. And that particular Lucario is very important to the plot of the anime, too.
>>253610286IRC chat, I mostly hung out on furnet (anthrochat a shit) and got to know someone local. I got my master to go onto IRC aswell and we started making some vidya bros to hang out with
>>253610792
>calling your friend master
no
>fuck off with your buzzwords
>literally
>grimdark
>edgy
>>253610916my master existed before making friends, I could've worded myself better
This thread is odd
Gee I hope this hasn't become some sort of furry thread
>>253611710
How so?
>>253611710
It took a turn for the perculiar, but it's relatively tame.
>>253611786
It's not. It's about S/M.
>>253600018
Other like it but I don't so it's being forced.
>>253611710
You must've missed the porn, then.
Rosalina and Lucina are not Lightnings. If so many damn people love them and they consistently beat off other characters in official popularity polls, how are they being "shoved down our throats" then?
Being popular via fans is not equatable to being inserted at the demand of a producer.
>>253598283
Wow, so edgy.
>>253603183
>darkspine
Nobody else noticed your autism
But I did
>>253612559
I noticed yours.
>>253612960
Thank you
I make sure to brush it every day
>>253613168
no u
>>253598283
Finally, they're giving pokemon some animal features rather then just standing their environment spouting their name.
>>253613853
Pokemon aren't animals
They're retarded humans with superpowers that don't look like humans
>>253614382
>humans
Some don't even look human.
>>253614739
Wow, it's almost as if I specifically said they don't look like humans right there in plain view at the end of that post you didn't read
That's so weird
>>253614843
It is, am I right?
which one wud u fug?
>>253598283
Why wont pokemon just die?
>>253615029I'd frott with vapoeon, powerbottom with umbreon, and dock with leafeon
>>253615223
It's Nintendo's SpongebobThey still wont make a Pokemon MMO which idk why anyone would want it, but GF said no
>>253614382
they are, or at least by the time of ruby and sapphire it had been made official.
Yes in Pokemon's beginnings they had no idea how to write the Pokemon world so they made it seem like pokemon had recently shown up (First episode where Ash wakes up and there is a fucking commercial about becoming a pokemon master and get's all excited as if he's never seen one before). You had shit like regular animals in background, questionable meat and that one scientist who believes pokemon came from the moon (which wouldn't make sense if pokemon had been the wild life of the planet).
They're passed that shit now, pokemon became the magical wild life and the Arceus movie essentially made it canon that mankind had domesticated pokemon since not-roman times.
The only pokemon that were human are Yamask.
>>253605050
I thought that thumbnail was frampt for a second or two...
>>253615426
No, I didn't mean it that way you faggot
Pokemon literally all have near-human intelligence
They are similar, but are not analogous to animals
>>253615340
Spongebob is still made?
Then again
>Simpsons dosent die either
It actually makes me glad some franchises I love are dead. Better that, than dragged through the mud.
>>253615426
>one scientist who believes pokemon came from the moon
I figured he was an Ancient Aliens kind of guy.
>>253615029
Umbreon, flareon and/or jolteon.I'd be the vaporeon:3
>>253598028
To be fair, Lucina really is just that popular. She was so popular MonHun asked for her in.
>>253615795
They are making another Spongebob movie, if anything this should end the series with a bang if its anything like the 1st one
>>253615707
No they don't, just an affect of cartoon directing where things such as dogs appear smarter then they really are.
Pikachu has like the intelligence of a dog.
The only pokemon with near-human to human intelligence would be psychic types and most humanoids.
>>253616094
This, a lot of people don't realize how big Fire Emblem is.
It's Nintendo's fourth biggest franchise, it's their second biggest if you only count main games and not spinoffs, it's more popular than Metroid internationally, and the series had Top 10 games (based on sales) for the NES, SNES, GBA, GC, Wii, and 3DS in the Japan, with the latter four also happening in the West.Lucina and Avatar (Robin) got first and second in several popularity polls uncontested.
>>253616326
>affect
Effect*
>>253616326
So that episode where all the pokemon talk to each other and it's all subtitled doesn't count?
>>253616326
They understand the world around them, as well as the english language
Meowth is neither humanoid nor a psychic type, and he has human intelligence, the only thing he did was care enough to learn to speak english
>>253616326
>Pikachu has like the intelligence of a dog.
This is only true in the games. In the anime, all Pokemon are basically tribal-tier humans.
>>253616601
It's stated multiple timed that meowth is more intelligent than your average pokemon, which is why he can speak english/jp.
>>253615991are you a good vaporeon? *pets*
But he's so cute!
>>253616847
They only say that because he knows how to speak
And he only knows how to speak because he taught himself to do so
Also, he fucking translates for other pokemon, which means their bullshit names are actually a comprehensible language on the same level as human speech, instead of just indicating whether they're angry or sad
And also every single one can fucking understand english
>>253617185
>Can only learn four moves
It's like a dog learning a trick dumbass.
>>253617185
I'm not the guy you were originally arguing with, I just wanted to point out the meowth thing.
I think that pokemon arent as stupid as animals, but neither as smart as humans. They would probably fall slightly under humans.
>>253617327
Only in the games you donut.
Pokemon learn more than that in the anime.
>>253616847
He blew all his smarts on eng/jp, which is why he completely sucks at battle.
>>253617443
This. Even Alakazam is stated to be a stupid motherfucker. He can only think about as fast as a computer when human brains are much, much, much more powerful.
>>253616967M-maybe...If you pet me some more. :3
>>253617327
>>253617443
In the games, Pokemon are essentially animals. While a few pokedex entries claim intelligence, there is no other evidence supporting this claim in the games. You never encounter an intelligent Pokemon.
In the anime, the opposite is true. While Pokemon live in the wild and rarely utilize tools, they're easily on par with humans in terms of intelligence and understanding, and they regularly prove this through their actions and interactions with the characters.
tl;dr pokemon dumb in game, smart in anime
>>253617327
>They speak a comprehensible language
>Your response to this is that they can only know four moves
Oh boy time for non-sequiturs
>>253617621
>Taking pokemon facts literally and not as they as as uninformed representation of their power
When Gamefreaks says Alakazam has a mind as fast as a computer, they literally believed computers are more powerful then the human brain, because they're trying to Alakazam a theme of being a super power psychic.
Just like how Hitmonchan's punches would ignite the atmosphere, They didn't know that shit and probobally wanted his punches to be bullet fast.
>>253618279
>that green text fuck up
Fucking phone
>Taking Pokemon facts literally and not as uninformed representation of their power.
Fixed.
is typhlosion guy here?
>>253597932
I fucking hate this design so much, it makes no sense, even for Pokemon.
>>253618539
it's a karate jackal with spiked fists. What doesn't make sense?
>>253597932
>le forced no ass memer
ebin
>>253618539
How
>>253618539
When did you ever think Pokemon was supposed to make any sense?
>giving desired attention to shitposting furries who contribute low quality, easily found kemono and namefag
>someone is making a decent post right now in a dying thread and no one will read it
why is he so sexy /?
>>253619504
yeah
>>253619312
Because I don't play pokemon anymore
>>253619312
Because they gave me someone else's fully evolved one in X/Y
They gave everyone one
There is no value in having one anymore
>>253619312
Because Hawlucha is better that that faggot piece of shit.
>>253619712
Me neither, at least I'll main him in smash.
>>253619817
It's still a cute and loyal pokemon who loves you.
would you?
>>253620257
not a pokemon, fuck off
>>253620257
>blue nipps
>>253619312
because he's a slut and would be taking all my pokemon dicks all the time.
>>253620454
Well you should make sure he's satisfied at all times.
why is he so cute
