>pass the controller bro
It always bothered me how weird the analog sticks on that thing look. Like they just photoshopped them in. I mean look at it, it's all blurry and shit.
that shit aint slick. that shit aint black
>Toss the controller this way, bro
>I can't, it keeps coming back
>>253335721
can we pretend that the whole thing is photoshopped?
>>253335840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co8vGjEz-xU
>sure, you can be player 3
>dat nose
>>253335441
I wish that was really the PS3 controller at the end, it looks a lot more conformable than the dualshock 3.
>>253336198
>>253335441
Here you go
>>253336256
>the purest plastic that has been folded over 1000 times
>>253336473
>"Sweet! My new dildo came in!"
>>253336274
Holy crap fuck that directional pad, controller manufacturers must be so happy that Nintendo dropped their patten on the + shaped one.
*unsheathes controller*
>>253335840
my sides have left me now
>>253335840
>>253335441
>inb4another idiot claims to have read "reviewers actually liked it when they tried it at that year's E3" somewhere and truly believes it without evidence to support the claim
>>253335840
>>253336397
I hope it can vibrate
>>253336397
Is it a toilet seat or a neck brace?
Is this thing real? Why would sony do this after that glorious PS3 controller? Why would they fuck up the PS4? No wonder that shit barely sells in Japan.
>>253337071
Fuck I need this.
>>253337071
>>253336473
Is this real? I want one
You have no idea how much I wanted this fucking stupid thing
>>253336940
That controller looks like batman
>>253337035
>Goldeneye 64 has configure for 2 controllers in single player
>thinking when i dual wield I can aim both guns seperately
>I can't
That was a huge disappointment.
>>253337216
what is that for?
>show up for evo 2015
>whip this sucker out in finals
>ITS GO TIME
>>253337140
I played l4d on driving force gt
>>253337346
you know how I know you're 16 years old?
>>253337518
Those thumb sticks look like they would cut your thumbs up.
Why even try to make this shit?
>>253337518
PICK UP DERIVERY
>>253336198
With that you can be all the players at once.
>>253337451
You sit on it
>>253336803
I had this one, it was actually bretty good.
Nights a qt
>>253337518
>>253337518
Inb4 nigga dey all Chinese
>>253337763
yeah the controller looks odd but it did fell right in the hands.
>>253337140
>mfw I have that Microsoft joystick
>mfw no face
>>253337936
I bet those pedal replacements are better than a regular DS3's triggers for throttle control.
>>253335441
>pass the controller
>it comes back
>>253337779
That fucking lack of down.
>>253337140
>novint falcon above Solaris Synth
shit list.
>>253337346
you retarded bro? thats what the ps3 controller was going to be before they changed it to what it came out as
>>253337140
>DDR machine
>shit tier
fatty detected
>>253337605
What the fuck are you talking about, nigger?
>>253337779
> All those buttons
> Only 3 directions
>>253337140
What the hell is that thing attached to the wii-mote
>>253337936
That controller actually is good for a racing game.
>>253335840
>>253335840
Fuck thats the first thing that popped in my head
>>253337936DAAAAAAAAYYTOOONAAAA
>>253338606
there's nothing attached
>>253338606
A fishing pole
>>253338441
he knows because based on your comment you were most likely a little kid when the ps3 was announced
>>253337779
>implying that's bad
>>253337862
too late anon
pop pop pop
>>253338826
>>253338869
>12 SECONDS APART
>>253335840
>>253337936
What the fuck are these even for? The 2 air combat games that are on PS3?
Everything is small time in comparison.
>>253337518
Why does he wear the mask?
>>253339091
But anon that looks cool as fuck
>>253338969
>12 seconds
I see at least 25 secs
>>253337936
Its very single purpose but I kinda want one for racing games
>>253337830
this was never funny
>>253339217
buzz buzz buzz lightyear to the rescue
>>253339247
It was. It was great.
When I got it it became my main controller.
>>253337518
>>253339217
thanks doc
>>253339326
If you didn't have this shit, you were maximum pleb.
>>253339490
Had this one, hated the shape but the stick was infinitely better than the original
>>253337438
Dual wield goldenyeye was the reason we got the wiimote
>Thrustmaster
>>253339067
For driving/racing games. It's pretty cheap, and people say it's decent.
>>253339975
I had this controller, the stick pad fell off and it was agonizing.
Naturally it served as the default player 2 controller and whoever lost a match had to use it.
>>253340334
That actually looks like it's good for fighting games.
at least it looked futuristic...even though the novelty of it looking futuristic wore off as soon as you realized that it looked like a fucking banana.
>>253340709
>please just kill me
>>253336740
tch
*unsheathes admantium katana and dash slices through you*
fool, did you think that toy would have a chance against me?
>>253340891
>NIGGA DEY ALL LEGOS
>>253336473
>>253341032
Wtf is this thing even usable?
>>253340116
>>253335896
The whole ps3 thing was a joke. I mean, 600 bucks for a blu-ray player that has no gaems.
>>253337303
It is for maximum comfort swirlies
>>253337830
Holy shit
>>253339334
>>253336847
>Eeek get out hentai!
>>253338114
Underrated post.
>not using the dick controller
>>253341553
>"Shepard-Commander"
>>253339091
oh fuck i had this
>>253341920
those micro controllers were comfy as shit
>>253342076
Sorry to disappoint samefag, but the same joke was already made a way better early on the thread.
>>253341159
I have a dual force 1 for my ps2 and it's fucking great
>>253336397
This comes to mind
>>253342432
I have that for my 64, it's top tier.
>>253340848
psh, yeah right
*takes out a gnarly blade covered in dark, purple energy, with japanese writing all over*
I have a sword cooled in the only spirit spring in exisistence, which makes it immune to katanas, it is fueled by the users own anger and logic, and can't be beaten. The Japanese runes would stun you if you could read them, so you are lucky.
all right let's play some fighting games
>>253335721
For some reason I always thought they'd be bigger analog nubs like on the PSP.
They don't look like they pop out.
>>253342432
To be fair, that's for disabled people.
>>253342584
>No nipples
Why even bother
>>253342883
>hey reddit am i funny yet
>>253336473
>sonic boom exclusive controller.jpg
>>253342045
>membrane keys that look like mechanical keys
>that fucking price
for what purpose
>>253338904
>inb4
y u no understand time m8?
>>253343164
the fuck is that d-pad
>>253343347
It's supposed to be touch responsive. It's basically the precursor to Valve's gamepad.
![TNG-Picard-borg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z5fLlm5.jpg "TNG-Picard-borg[1].jpg")
>>253336940
>Prepare to be assimilated
>>253338114
>>253340497
wtf is that cord
>>253343508
>a controller that you have to finger
I like that
>mfw no rolling rocker
>>253339226
A lot of loyalty for a hired controller!
This is real. Why.
>>253343951
How does that even work
>>253344181
You stand on it and lean in a direction
>Here you can use this one
>>253344158
Doctor losers.
>>253344351
That's... interesting.
>>253344158
At first i thought it was a lightsaber Wiimote and thought, oh thats neat if the construction quality is there. Maybe if it were bundles with some Doctor Who game?
>>253337936
this is cool but if i'm getting a controller specifically for racing i'll get a wheel and pedals not this
it's dumb
>>253344448
>"cool, let's play smash bros!"
>"writes a whole novel instead"
>>253336530
The resident evil 4 controller was actually pretty awesome though. In a really corny and probably uncomfortable kind of way.
>>253344683
it looks like right stick has cancer
>>253344587
Yeah and maybe you shove it in your ass because only fags like doctor who ;^)
>>253343876
>"No the leather makes it more comfortable you see."
>"Well I would have put it on the other side but then it would cover up Link."
>"Putting Link on the leather would look bad, why would I want a bad looking controller."
>"Why've you got to be so negative Anon?"
>>253344683
What the heck efficiency does that bring?
>>253344683
Dude, that shit is actually fucking good. It's basically gamepad with mouse aiming.
>>253335721
>>253335441
I had one of this
>>253336131
>BallControl
hahaha
Before the Kinect we had...
>>253344951
Nigga, i don't want the thing, but if it were bundled with a game it would make perfect sense.
Anyone got that one parody picture with the Bong connected to sterios connected to a controller with a Press X to jason button and all that jazz?
>>253341662
Oh my god, I remember playing 4 player Crash Team Racing at my cousin's house and being forced to use one of these. The two halves can rotate separately from each other and I can't fathom how someone came up with that idea.
>>253335721
>>253335896
>>253342601
It was build for real actually, and even put on presentation.
>brah here use my fucking mouse just flip it over
>>253339091
I've used one of those. It wasn't too bad.
>>253345218
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW THE JOYSTICKS LOOK
>>253345219
>points a laser straight at your face
>>253345363
Look at the shadow
>>253344158
I thought it was a light saber and the buttons were on the wrong side.
>>253345218
It looks like the most uncomfortable piece of shit ever created. How the fuck do you even hold it?
>>253345363
>>253345756
>that D-Pad.
OH GOD NO
>>253345093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXHM1I8wgtc
>>253345756
>speakers in place of buttons
Gaben going full retard
>>253345940
those are touchpads.
>>253336786
Don't worry they'll come back soon
>>253340334
>hori
already better than the dual shock 3.
>>253344012
>not playing soul calibur with this
what a buncha jokahs
>>253345992
ur mom is a touchpad
I saw a ps3 controller at the store yesterday EXACTLY like this, but it was a tilt controller too
>>253345218
my freind has this he likes using it for fightan games but hes meh at them so it doesnt matter too much
>>253345093
Motion controls then
>Kick their ass by doing real punches and kicks, unless you're a weakling nerd or something.
Motion controls now
>Family fun!
Where did it all go wrong.
>>253345992
And that was a joke
>>253340116
Fuck man, I want one for DCS so bad, too bad they're fucking 500$
>>253344448
that was really good for pso, nigga u dum
>>253346326
What is most funny thing about it, it respons better than kinect. Because its not the camera, but infrared light.
>>253340709
I like the way the guy who made this thinks
>>253344448
>200 words essay due tommorow
>pass the controller
here you go bro
I operate on a higher level
>>253338057
oh holy crap this guy!!
no! NO! this one's actually good! I dont know how or why but its GOOD
damn I miss it. Gave it to an ex a long time ago.
>>253340891
I need this.
>>253346940
This looks like shit they would put in a giant mech.
>>253344489It doesn't actually work, it's just a piece of plastic
![Mace_Windu_Dark%20(small)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/StbZ3PN.jpg "Mace_Windu_Dark%20(small)[1].jpg")
>>253345652
>>253344158
OC DONUT STEEL
>Only 7'11 feet may apply.
>>253347184
that's precisely what i'd use it for if I could find one.they cost over $1,000 when they were new, and they've been discontinued since 2008 I think. they're almost literally impossible to find.
>>253336502
fuck off with these shitty images already
>>253346326
Most things we have now we had in early form in 90s.
Motion controls, 3D, all that shit.
I'm just waiting when Nintendo releases new hardware that's basically just modernized Rob.
Sure bro, here.
>>253344448
I went to a smash tournament at a con, and some guy was actually using that.he beat me
>>253345682
With your hands.
>>253347945
What does the spray button do?
>>253344997
>>253344903
it's called a track ball, and it works infinitely better than any analog stick ever will.
>>253348136
Takes a ton of getting used to.
>>253347363
>>253337140
>God Tier: Antique Telephone
>High Tier: Abacus
>Mid Tier: Microphone
Fuck I'm dead
>>253348135
It sprays, dumbass.
>>253338514
for what purpose?
>>253342584
>not using god tier PS1 controller
>>253346745
>200 words
>essay
8 yr old, please.
>>253348613
Apparently it's for playing Resident Evil.
>>253336530
>mfw
>>253345093
Eyetoy was better
>>253348565what the fuck does it spray you snidey little piece of fucking shit.
>>253348696
lurk more, son
>>253341662
is that a pi button
>>253336940
that's for disabled people though
