Do you think the upcoming Captain Underpants movie will have a video game tie in?
>>253032950
hold up
they're making a Captain Underpants movie?
>>253033213
sweg
god i hope so
>>253032950
>>253033248
Do they really have to keep digging up shitty parts of my childhood and rape them until they're even shittier?
God is dead.
Captain underpants was never good
>>253033248
>Kevin Hart
Is Captain Underpants black? Or is George an adult
>>253033374
It's like you never saw the 2012 reboot of Captain Planet, that was even worse.
>>253033412
Get a load of this nerd
>>253033412
fuck you i will come to your fucking house and shit in your cereal
>>253033412
Well your dad said you were never good when he was pounding my faggot ass last night
>>253033542
there was a reboot of captain planet?
I hope so, but I want a fun quirky 2D platformer, keeping the styles from the books and comics.
That would be awesome.
>>253033525
It says it's animated.
>>253033739
Yup, a live-action superhero flick that literally lacked any sense of self-awareness or irony.
It was like someone took Captain Planet and tried to make a serious social commentary piece based on it.
I fucking hope so
fucking loved Captain Underpants when I was a kid
>>253033412
>>253033248
I thought George and Harold were 3rd graders
>>253033248
>2017
That doesn't sound like it's gonna happen
How did the books end? last book I read was the one with the time machine and dinosaur
>>253034975
Kevin hart can play the black kid easy
>>253035139
Hiatus
>>253032950
wow, that's a book I haven't thought about in a while. I think I had like the first 5 books or something.
>>253035139
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Underpants_and_the_Tyrannical_Retaliation_of_the_Turbo_Toilet_2000
Looks like it's still ongoing with the next one released next month
>>253033412
You were bullied as a kid, were you?
>Once words get out about this movie people will become worried
>Women will call it "too indecent"
>Sudden battle about children being exposed to adult men in nothing but underpants in media
>Captain Underpants book suddenly banned for being "2lewd4skool"
>>253035697
>underage these days dont even know about the fight to get Captain underpants back in the yearly bookfairs
Kill yourself
>>253036012
>dem bookfairs
What I wouldn't give to relive my days in Elementary school with my current brain
>>253036012
>bookfairs
holy shit yes
>>253035697
Captain underpants is already one of the most universally banned childrens books
>>253035463
>still ongoing
oh fuck
Inb4 captain underpants revealed for sm4sh tomorrow
>>253036012
>Not dropping off the Captain Underpants fandom by middle school
Yeah, I didn't pay much attention to what became of the series after my Elementary school days, and they were still okay with it when I left.
>Bookfairs reminding me that I still have three of the CU books that I swiped from the library
Damn nostalgia.
I got all the releases when I was a kid. I still have the books over here in my bookshelf actually.
How many books are out there now? When did the books get banned?
>mfw trying out the under where? prank after reading the Origins book and failing at every single attempt
>>253036012
>your kids will never come home from school having blown all of your money on Captain Underpants books
>>253037541
I still remember going to the book store near my house and reading Captain Underpants all day long, it was great.
>>253036012
>>253036732
>Captain Underpants is banned from schools
>>253039229
Apparently due to teaching kids to disregard authority.
Not that I'm saying these are terrible books, but as a child I never really took interest in these books. Why the fuck was that bald asshole always half naked.
>>253039641
Read the book and it tells you.
>>253039436
The generation after ours is going to seriously start killing things.
>struggle for captain underpants censorship
you guys have no idea.
>>253033635
Wait hold up..
>>253039641
The lore is deep in this world, they expect you to be caught up on all of your source material.
What's next on the chopping block? We already got a Charlie Brown film, a CGI SpongeBob. There was fucking Yogi Bear CGI, which, was never good to begin with but still. They just have no shame
>>253039993
>tfw work for a charter school system
>have to fix computers in library at an elementary school
>front rack in the school has entire line of those goddamn books
why is that even a thing?
>>253040267
And there was that lego movie
>>253040646
except the lego movie was fantastic
>>253040703
or was it
>>253033412
>being this shit-tier
>>253040646
the Lego Movie was decent, it's the highest form of sellout, but still, in itself it wasn't soulless, it had some personality to it and even had social commentary even if it was overshadowed by other stuff
>>253039993
>butt
Huh?
>>253040646
We're talking about shitty abominations and cash ins, not funny movies with soul and creativity.
>tfw a children's comedy was the best movie of the year
We live in a strange world.
A terrible, horrible, strange world.
>>253040872
It was.
>>253040703
No it wasn't. It was a two hour advertisement for fucking Legos you stupid fuck.
>>253041146
>HE DIDNT SEE THE LEGO MOVIE
>>253041023
Except that the Lego Movie was shameless cash-in and product placement, the twist here is that it made sense since that it taking place in a world made of lego makes sense
>>253040965
I'm not sure either, I only owned the "kid's" cover I guess with "butt" on both titles.
But yeah this book was as inappropriate as it could get. Like, way worse than CaptUnderpants
>>253033248
Ed Helms is confirmed for Krupp/captain underpants. This might be okay.
>>253041347
>>253041146
never change, /v/
>>253040965
I remember reading through this and cackling maniacally the whole time.
Shit was like Attack on Titan but with butts instead of crazy giant people
or like monster hunter with butts
actually now that I think about it that'd be a perfect idea for a video game
holy shit fund it
>>253041146
It was two hours of nostalgia pandering and jokes.
>>253041347
Oh it's the no fun police. Wee woo wee woo wee woo.
>>253035139
He took a hiatus but started putting new books out in 2010. They've been really great so far.
>>253036012
>book fairs
dear god this and recess were the only reasons I even came to school
It was like heaven
>>253041471
>Not going to get an education
We have a delinquent here.
>>253041617
>getting an education in Americlap elementary
nigger i learned more from recreational reading than I did from school
>>253041471
>not going to school to /ss/ with your teachers
what a casual
>>253041471
Man, I HATED recess.
I never had any friends and hated sports, so all I did was sit on a bench and stare into space until the bell rang.
I remember really enjoying those Unfortunate Events books when I was younger. I tried going back and reread the first two books, but, I dunno, it's not the same. It's just kinda boring. Back then I didn't realize it was supposed to be a dark comedy. Now I do and it's not that funny, and fuck. The one thing I've always hated about books is how hard it is to imagine it 'correctly'. Like how the fuck am I supposed to picture the area around this character with so little detail? But on the other hand if they add too much it gets ridiculous and complicated and fuck, I don't wanna read anymore. I don't do it right.
Also that movie adaption was shit. Le funny Jim Carrey face in everything definitely makes it good, Hollywood
>>253041146
It was,mbut it was in the context of the story, so it's fine
I'm not saying it's a masterpiece, I'm just saying that in an era where every hollywood blockbuster and animated film is the same exact thing all the fucking time because the fat cows eating popcorn like it, it's a breath of fresh air, it feels unique, and even manages to shove in some Social commentary about how big corporations manipulate the population, but since this is a hollywood blockbuster the message is that everyone is their own special snowflake
It's still there, but I'm not sure if the people watching it will get the hint and actually think about it later
>>253041814
if only, anon;_;
>>253040267
>a Charlie Brown film, a CGI SpongeBob. There was fucking Yogi Bear CGI,
what the fuck?
I haven't seen or heard of any of these
>>253041426
>>253041432
I was complimenting the film, I enjoyed it
Aren't they like 15 years late or something
>>253040267
>CGI SpongeBob
You mean that Christmas special? I always just assumed that was a joke.
>>253035463
>still ongoing
shit I gotta get caught up.
>>253042068
Wee woo wee woo
>>253041895
I mostly liked the Unfortunate Events books because they actually showed a villain who managed to win more often than not.
Compared to practically every other book where the child protag wins the day because of the power of friendship or their mother's love, it was a breath of fresh air to see a bunch of kids getting the shit end of the stick at every turn and have no resolution.
>>253036012
>Those fucking bookfairs.
>Getting excited as fuck because they had all of the books I was interested in reading, not just the boring selection in the library.
>Would always sell video-game cheat code books that my friends and I would read and copy from without buying.
>Blow all of my money on a shit-load of books, leave happy.
It was fucking perfect.
>>253040947
>>253040703
The ending completely ruined the movie
>>253041849
jesus christ man
>>253033248
I know it'll probably be 3D animation that looks nothing like the illustrations, but I really wish it could be in a traditional style. Also this isn't vidya, but that's okay.
>>253041814
I fucking wish. I had some feelings for my teachers before I knew what feelings were.
>>253041895
Holy shit I loved those books only thing that pissed me off was the incredibly shit ending
the movie adaptation was fucking horrendous, they did however nail Violet or whatever her name was, waifu/10
>>253041428
god, remember the animals in the second one that were created by the Great White Butt?
>Stink Ants
>Mutant Blowflies
>Poopoises
>the great buttcano
>>253042021
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFpRqlRs6UM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_SpongeBob_Movie:_Sponge_Out_of_Water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TX2jEdwX2c
>>253041146
That's like complaining about Gundam being a giant model-kit advert
>>253041895
>Like how the fuck am I supposed to picture the area around this character with so little detail?
I have more trouble with how characters actually look. I usually end up ignoring whatever little detail is given regarding a characters' appearance and make it up in my head more based on their actions and behaviour, but then when there's a film adaptation the character looks totally different and I'm like fuck
>>253042297
The little kid or the message that everyone was a special snowflake in the end?
>>253036012
>book fairs
Both those and those school scholastic catalogs were the primary places I spent all of my allowance during the school year.
>>253042297
except the exact opposite of what you just said
TELL ME
DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS NAME?
>>253042553
Pippy Peepee poopypants?
>>253042457
The charlie brown one actually looks good
>>253042449
this is fucking perfect vidya material
I remember there was a whole scene inside the buttcano when the MC faced off against his own butt
>>253036012
>>253042225
>>253036340
>>253036454
>>253037541
>>253037682
>>253039229
>>253041471
>attend the bookfair one year, as always
>it's in elementary school, of course
>friends gossiping about a dirty book
>we go and find the book and read it
>literally the entire book is hot sweaty gratuitous and extremely descriptive sex scenes
>the main character that you follow is some hot blonde chick
I still to this day do not understand how multiple copies of that book made it into an elementary school bookfair, but fucking hell did I ever enjoy it.
One of my favorite scenes was the chick getting banged by two dudes in a pool.
Like, what the hell?
>>253042519
Yeah, that too, of course
>>253042553
Icky Pizzajuice reporting
>>253036012
>tfw stole books from book fair
For some reason i never stole anything actually good. I felt almost as if they kept tabs on the sought after shit or something and the crappy books about sharks they didnt care.
>>253040965
>>253039993
Is Andy Griffiths secretly a bizarro fic genius?Seriously that shit was pretty grotesque from what I rememberAlso this book is fucking brilliant like gaijin Shintaro Kago with this sense of like melancholy that
>>253042457
I can live with the Charlie Brown one at least. In fact I look forward to it.
>>253042553
Oh my god I think i still have the book let me look for it and report my name
>>253042553
Buttercup Liverbutt here.
>>253042553
For the uninitiated
http://www.scholastic.com/captainunderpants/poopypants.htm
>>253042523
The entire movie just got turned into a little kid playing with lego, all the immersion and interest disappeared
>>253042791
Me in charge of not posting pics properly
>>253041895
The movie was great and absolutely underrated
>>253042457
Huh. The Peanuts movie looks actually decent. Color me interrested,
>>253040267
Just when you think the blue blur couldn't get fucked hardger, they have alive-action/CGI hybrid Sonic the Hedgehog movie.
>>253042081
>>253040267
Peanut's was castrated since the Christmas special which Schulz was embarrassed of for a reason. The only good thing to come of it is the comic strip. Everything else is greed.
>mfw the mustards complain about the flip book segments having a shitty frame rate
>>253042897
Buttercup Banananose here
>>253042921
It could have worked if they actually made the conflict between the kid and the dad make sense, instead it felt very infuriating to me, you spend days building this fucking awesome city and admires your final work and all, and this little shit fucks everything up just because those were toys
If my kid sneaked into my animation/drawing room and fucked up all my drawings because he just wanted to have fun with my work I would fucking slap him across the face
>>253042680
>elementary school
>get a bunch of books out because teacher says we should read more
>grab some red and blue covered novel
>ends up being some Red Dawn-level action story about some kind murdering futurist Nazis with DoomGuy arsenals
>grab some cheapass looking horror book
>entire thing is about vampires who gain power by fucking teenagers
I swear those books probably fucked with my psyche more than vidya ever did.
>>253042553
Poopsie Daiperfanny reporting in.
>>253042972
I know this is a small thing to note, but uh, fucking Klaus, who on the covers of every book was shorter than Violet, WELP in the movie he was just a bit taller than her. And Jim Carrey is not a good actor. Count whatshisface was supposed to be a complete douche, not some 'witty' 'funny' guy who tries to make the kid's death look like an accident. He threatnes them vocally in the books
>>253036012CALVIN AND HOBBES
>>253041895
Nigga I still have all of mine
>>253042553
Stinky Pizzasniffer
>>253043191
Some of the Peanuts movies were pretty good. But fuck there were some straight up terrible ones. Like the one where they go to france as exchange students and that girls house burns down. Fucking terrible waste of resources and time.
>>253041849
I played autistic pretend games with other weird kids. Apparently this didn't actually teach me social skills because fucking 7th grade kicked my ass and probably gave me lifelong developmental shit.
>>253043462
Same here
>tfw he ended the series with so many loose ends
>>253042648
>>253042819
>>253043101
Keep in mind, the only good movies Blue Sky has put out is Ice Age (1, none of those gay sequels), and Robots. They are the reason Rio and it's sequel exist. All that bubbly Dr Seuss stuff too.
>>253041895
Remember the game? I remember it being really short and incredibly easy.
>>253042553
How can I ever forget? Flunky Bananalips reporting in.
>>253042553
Goober Lizardbuns reporting in.
>>253043462
>tfw my book 11 has gone missing
Feels bad, man
>>253043462
Why is there a pile of shit on top of your books?
>>253043609
The series has a spin off/ continuation that isn't in the Baudelair's pespective now you know
>>253033542
Slow the fuck down there, what 2012 reboot? That never happened. Ever.
>>253041895
Snickett's writing isn't the best in the world, but his character, voice, aesthetic, and unapologetic penchant for the morbid and esoteric still make the series one of the best kid's books IMO. I didn't even get mad at the ending.
>>253043236
>not being able to flip back and forth 60 times per second
>>253043503
I only had the one where Snoopy leaves home to his previous owner
It's been a long time since I watched it, I barely remember anything about it other than moments that happened very often when the characters said something stupid and the film paused, as in if yui were laughing your ass off you wouldn't miss anything
>>253043675
I got it as a birthday present. I don't remember a damn thing about it
>>253042553
Booger Gigglefanny reporting
>>253043710
>Lizardbuns
>>253042680
I got this one that was gory as fuck with satanists and skinned corpses hanging around trees.
Shit was fucked up.
>>253033975
You are making things up.
>>253043160
Why don't they cel-shade it? I always thought that he looked creepy as all Hell in the games because he's simply not meant to have that sort of clay look to him.
>>253042680
Do you remember the name?
>>253043462
>he doesn't own the Blank Book
incomplete collection brother
>>253043740
Really? Should I bother with it?
>>253043796
Didn't it end with some shit like, they get stranded on an island with their aunt's kid who was just born and killed it's mom during birth?
>>253043998
>>253043763
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2415972/?ref_=nv_sr_2
I wish I was joking
>>253033374
The gratuitous attempts at cashing in on '90s childhood nostalgia is shocking.
When I think of the '90s I think of innocence and video games. That's it. Not flannel, shitty haircuts, shittier bands, ugly shoes or books I read in a few hours when I didn't have video games to play.
>>253042553
Flunky Pizzabutt
>>253043963
fuck what
>>253044039
Hell no. I didn't even look at the name, actually.
>>253042553
Stinky Pizzahiney reporting in
>>253044105
>short
>$5,500
>2017
>implying any kid then will know what the fuck captain underpants is
diary of a wimpy kid movie made sense. this movie is coming out like a decade after it's relevancy died doesn't. I don't think it's going to happen
>>253044105
>Budget: $5,500 (estimated)
So this was a fan project? That doesn't count anon.
This shit was so fun to read.
holy fuck nostalgia.
>>253042553
Loopy Toilettush here nigga
>>253044260
Are you aware of how much it costs to make an entire movie these days?
>>253042519
Unfortunate Events didn't really have this problem because of Brett Helquist's fantastic illustrations.
Coincidentally he also arted this cool surprisingly intelligent/funny fantasy that has some great themes about censorship and maintaining conviction in a world full of deceit and greedy self-interest. It's called Fly by Night.
>>253042553
Lumpy Toiletfanny
It's all coming back to me now
>>253035463
Looks like I have some catching up to do.
>>253044375
the point is is that it isn't official
>>253044382
Yeah, it sucked he only had like three pictures in each book.
>>253044120
Could it just be that the people who grew up with this stuff has grown up and are trying to make their life-long dream of their favorite childhood things getting a movie a reality?At least some of them, anyway?
>>253044220
Nigger you better remember something. i need to know that book.
>>253042553
POOPSIE WAFFLECHUNKS
>>253041895
I wanted to stick my dick in Violet so bad
>>253044120
Sometimes I wish I could just forget that I ever liked things so that the pain of when those things crumble apart wouldn't exist.
What happened to that part in everyone's brain that says "We better not"? Did George Lucas infected Hollywood with that plague? Is the government banishing shame and encouraging retardation because it gives them money and people something else to think about other than questioning why certain things in society?
I just don't know.
>>253042553
Pinky Diaperbuns reporting in
>>253044082
I think there were two spin-off/side books that add more clues. One is a "biography" of the Lemony Snickett character that reveals a lot about what exactly his role was, another is a cool (but probably hard to find complete) sort of experimental collection of in-universe documents and letters mostly pertaining to the Baudelaire family. Neither explains everything outright but offer clues that the reader can piece together.
Or you can look it up on the internet.
>>253044726
>>253042341
Violet was also Babydoll in Sucker Punch, and sung a cover of Sweet Dreams in said movie.
>>253042553
Lumpy Waffle Shorts.
>>253033248
>Kevin Hart
Man has this guy ever been in a single movie that was at least somewhat decent?
>>253042897
Gidget Picklebrain
>>253044496
An essential part of becoming an adult, as well as a decent human being is to shame your intrusive thoughts, for as innocent as they may be, like a Calvin and Hobbes movie, or a cheap easy alternative to life, and respect the part of your brain that warns you not to do certain things and actually think about what you're doing
>>253042553
GIDGET PIZZACHUNKS
>>253032950
People liked this faggot shit?
>>253042553
Falafel Waffleshorts
>used to buy the captain underpants books just for the segments with George and Harold's hand drawn comics
>go to those sections and do those flip page parts
>never actually read any of the books until a couple years later
Am I the only one?
Gidget wafflechunks
>>253045139
>>253045160
No. I also did this.
>>253045160
I fucking loved the comic book segments
I would be very ashamed to admit that they were part of why I wanted to draw in the first place
>write a story in 3rd grade about a serial killer who scalps his victims and hangs the scalps on his wall
>praised by my whole class and teacher when I come back from sick leave because it's apparently good and spooky
>nothing happens
>draw a stick-man holding a knife on my desk in the same year
>put on suicide watch
I was like 10 years old, what the fuck
>>253045160
I would pick it up, flip through for that part and then look for another book to do th same
>>253045139
> ITT: buttfaces who couldn't read until middle school
>>253042553
Stinky Bannabutt
tfw I have the collectors edition of the first book
>>253045139
It was sorta funny, which is more than what you could say about 99% of children's comedy
still is sorta funny, sorta
>>253045396
>write spooky story I was 10
>peer reviewed by class mate
>dumb bitch doesn't understand what half the words used mean
>>253045160
I read some of the pages with pictures on them. I explicitly remember one scene where they have a sleepover in Georges treehouse and watch monster movies.
>tfw no monster movie bro
>>253045642
As far as I can tell most of /v/ is illiterate, so why make fun of that guy?
>>253044120
Can't wait for Pogs the Movie
>>253033248
>this plot
do they not care about captain underpants' lore
does canon mean nothing to these people
>>253045947
They made a Transformers knock-off about Battleship, so why the fuck not?
>>253032950
Thank you for reminding me these existedThe books are still in good condition dispite me reading the fuck out of them years ago.
Whoa shit, I just remembered. A long time ago, some faggot made my class get in an indoor tent and he read some creepy poem or stories to us and one them involved some dumb shit about a girl who always wore a scarf. She met this boy, married him and on her deathbed, she finally showed him that underneath the scarf she was actually decapitated. I thought it was so dumb, but it was supposed to be scary or some shit
>>253044995
Ride along
>>253046235
spooky
>>253045396
> wear a shirt with a cartoon duck with his bum on fire due to copious consumption of hot sauce
> told by the principal that it promotes animal cruelty and ill get suspended if I ever wear it again
>>253046235
So does that mean she kept a scarf on when they had sex?
>rips page doing the flip-o-rama
>>253046521
The fucking worst
>>253046358
hahaha, no
>>253033248
>20 years after Captain Underpants was relevant
Striking while the iron is hot, Hollywood.
>>253045396
>Looking through old elementary school assignments my mom kept
>2nd grade
>Wrote a short story about pokemon
>The entire thing is just stuff like "pikachu used headbutt, pi-pikachu!!" and "dun dun dananana dun dun dananana dun dunnn dun dun dunn dun da daaa" imitating the background battle music going on
>Grade 5
>Sonic Adventure 2 battle short story
>One scene depicts shadow slicing off the head of rouge while blood gushes out and brains splatter across the floor
>A+
>>253046521
>tfw the first time you got the flip-o-rama to work
>>253046407
I fuckin guess so. I just wish I could remember the source.
Oh and while I'm at it, this shit has been eating at me for years and years. I remember years and years ago there was some song about an ugly lady my kindergarden(?) class sang. And it got really complicated and funny because of it or something. I cannot for the life of me remember the name, but I know the teacher drew a little image to help us keep track of all the crap the woman wore... Or looked like. God I just want to dig this shit out of my head, I just cannot remember what it was
>>253042553
Buttercup Picklehead
>>253046358
No but seriously.
>>253042553
Chim-Chim Lizardhead Reporting in.
>>253046235
>>253043796
Only autists who miss the message of a childrens book got mad at the ending
>>253046723
>Grade 5
>Sonic Adventure 2 battle short story
>One scene depicts shadow slicing off the head of rouge while blood gushes out and brains splatter across the floor
>A+
I laughed way too much at this
>>253045913
Speaking of dumb bitches not knowing how to read, I cant be the only one who had classmates that couldnt pronounce the simplist fucking words when reading out loud.
>Simple prounounced as simply
>Ev.. ev.. evalooatey (evaluate)
And so many other words just butchered, even though a lot of them were said every day, like couldn't. Yes, people couldn't say couldn't when reading it.
I'm talking about highschoolers too.
Am I the only one?
>>253042553
Buttercup Diaperbuns reporting
>>253042553
Stinky Barfbutt reporting in
>>253046521
> tfw flip-o-rama pages are in perfect conditions
> wrote in the book like a fucking idiot
>>253036012
Dude, the bookfairs, holy shit. 5th grade year had yotsuba comic books and I picked one up because I thought I would see boobies and I eventually purchased it. One cover had her in an alley and the other with an armfull of sunflowers. Good times.
>>253046235
I actually like that as a story idea, about a relationship with someone who is grotesquely deformed in a literally impossible way that their partner doesn't know about until the end. It's not really scary, but very interesting.
>>253046407
Of course it sounds like it would require a bit more finesse in execution than the original.
>>253042553
Doofus Pottytush reporting
>>253046723
>>253046882
I wrote an essay about the big Goron in OoT and how Zelda had to use a bomb to stop him. I don't have the paper, but I definitely know I called him Zelda. My teacher also read it out loud and embarassed the fuck out of me, winking at me and shit. Also an old disgusting woman definitely tried to come onto me in 4th grade and got fired for reasons unknown
>>253046967
Still meet those fuckers today
>middle/elementary school
>read book as class
>everyone's fucking retarded and reads at a snail pace
>can't read ahead in case the teacher calls on you
>get actual headaches
>>253046083
I think a Battleship movie could have been great, but modern hollywood is ass.
They were aiming for Teenagers with that movie. Most teenagers don't know what the fuck Battleship is and even if they liked the movie they wouldn't have checked out the board game.
The movie should have been a strategic war movie that aimed for young adults to adults. People who would watch it, enjoy it, and go out and buy the board game to play with their younger sibling/children.
>>253046873
Like everything about the series tried to subvert normal children's series expectations, so I don't know why one would expect a straightforward, pat ending. Then again we were kids and that's what kids want.
Looking back though I think those books influenced my taste and worldview in a major but subtle way, but I have no idea how.
>>253036012
>Captain underpants back in the yearly bookfairs
Awww shit mah nigga
>>253047202
>The say the first two letters repeatedly until some asshole says the word for them.
>Ca... Ca...
>CAREFUL
>>253046967
>>253047202
I never understood how snail readers could study effectively.
And now here I am, done dropped out of high school, and the snail readers are about to receive their college degrees.
;_;
>>253046967
Do you live in the south? Cause I know that feel
How will flip-o-rama work in a movie anyways?
>>253047202
Did you go to the black school?
>>253047485
>Yfw they're still snail readers
>>253046235
That's actually really cool.
I'd read that.
>>253036012
BOOK FAIRS WERE THE STEAM SALES OF OUR TIME PROVE ME WRONG /v/
>>253047485
Money and connections.
>>253047553
They repeat the same motions over and over again. Sounds effects will sound like a kid is narrating.
>>253047505
Yes
But the "Country kids" weren't always the ones who couldn't read.
>>253046967
They probably had like a fear of public speaking or something. Not everyone is good at the same things. Not everyone's parents read to them outside of school when they were younger. It's not like you lose anything by burning through an hour of English waiting for the class to popcorn its way to the next paragraph.
Also I know (or at least hope) you read Gatsby in HS. I think the first line is relevant in this case.
>>253047118
>Be in 9th grade
>Bipolar as fuck teacher makes us write about a new invention
>Write about the underwater mermaids from Mother 3
>leaves message on paper
>Anon, I know where you got that from
>C-
>mfw
If this movie doesn't end with "OH NO!" and "Here we go again!" I will be mad as shit
>>253046521
>that one activity book where you make your own flip-o-rama
I wonder if that's still at my parents' house?
>>253046235
I remember that story.
It's part of some scary stories to tell in the dark book i think.
>>253047015
That is very cute
>>253047678
the books were still hella expensive though
>>253033248
Could be worse.
They could have gone through with that Hong Kong Phooey movie.
>>253047646
> tfw
>>253047721
I had the exact same opportunities as them actually. I just couldn't perform as well in math (the thing that really matters), got depressed, and I just couldn't bring myself to go anymore.
>>253047889
> mother 3 is from 2006
what
>>253047015
>yotsuba comic books
Well now we all know how you were pre-destined to end up here
>Captain Underpants
Suddenly, a giant wave of nostalgia has struck me.
I miss elementary school.
>>253047787
Most people I met fell into
>Southern as fuck
>Gang wannabes but still possibly dangerous
>Dumb foreigner, not dumb because they're foreign, just dumb and foreign
There was also this big dumb fat nigger who tried to get away with smoking pot in the bathroom and a buncha other shit. Fuck school
>>253047845
I have a massive fear of public speaking
My problem was reading too fast, mispronouncing the words or skipping words because of it.
Or slurring words, during my never sleeping phase as a sophomore.
People always told me i looked high, I just slept every other day.
>>253048097
>> mother 3 is from 2006
I dont get what your trying to say
>>253048102
Our well-meaning English teachers lied to us. Reading didn't help us grow emotionally and intellectually. It just made us antisocial gross nerds.
>>253043540
I recall being a really outgoing alpha kid in 6th grade who didn't give a fuck. Getting into trouble somehow made me popular and I had a pretty high social status and hung out with everyone.Then middle school happened and I was separated from all my elementary school friends and I became a social outcast.Picking up anime didn't help
>>253046235
>you realize she put her head back on in a desperate move to stay alive long enough to fall in love
>>253048167
Most people at my school that did that were just regular students
>>253032950
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Underpants
>Rob Letterman will direct the film
W-will it be good /v/?
Anybody know if schools in the US still do that thing every week where everybody gets a catalog filled with books and all that kickass shit?
I remember getting my first shounen jump that way.
>>253046062
What do you mean?
That is exactly how he becomes a superhero.
>>253048329
I'm just surprised at how old it is
>>253043336
Snotty Gigglepants ready for orders.
>>253048369
OH MY GOD FUCKING THIS
FUCK 7TH AND 8TH GRADE
