Samus should look like this.
>>251488694
Probably
samus is not your boner meal
Samus should look like this.
>>251488694
>That delicious muscle
I'd let her pin my down and viciously bash her pussy against my dick until it broke down into pieces, and my shot my load into he amazonian cunt.
might as well be a man OP
samus should look like THIS *reveals my thang*
>not green hair
>>251488694
>Only the arm and the legs
What is this, Iron Man 3?
It's funny because the last time you made this thread, guy who drew that image revealed that he doesn't even agree with you.
>"I drew the OP image. That was a long time ago now. I would approach it differently if I drew it today."
>>251488694
I'd let her squeeze my boner between her thighs. Then I'd make her dinner and give her a foot massage while she eats
>>251488694
I would be VERY OK with this
>>251488785
>camel toe through the suit
How strong is her fucking vagina
Do you feel in charge?
>>251488785
There needs to be more porn of her using the varia suit
why is she huge
she's an athlete
>>251488694
She looks stereotypically Russian.
Nice.
>>251488694
I'd be very much ok with this.
Too bad she will probably look like shit in the next Metroid game like she does in Smash 4.
yeah that way no one would buy metroid games and the franchise would die. good thinking dummy
>>251488694
Samus should look like Ellen Ripley.
/thread
>>251488694
why not just make metroid a man?
Metroid? More like Steroid.
>>251489734
The best-selling game in the entire series was also the only game in which Samus never takes her suit off. The worst-selling game in the entire series was the game that introduced the Zero Suit.
>>251489846
that's Metroid's girlfriend you idiot
>>251489846
Why not make Duke Nukem a girl?
>>251489827
I don't think it suits her that well.
>>251490104
fucking terrifying
>>251489846
they did already
>>251490089
sounds like a great idea
>time to kick ass and suck cock and i'm all out of cock
>>251488694
if she looked like that then i would fap harder then i would at that barbie in the high heels
>>251490520
I was completely serious and that sounds like a god damn best seller. Probably would've saved the franchise
How about a good game like the Prime series, with a primarly focus on adventuring and exploring, rather than Samus butt, and a non anime doll looking Samus?
That's all i ask.
>>251490104
This image confuses me.
>>251490629
I never saw that image bigger than a thumbnail. lol
>>251490794
Sakamoto's out, and Sakurai can only turn Samus into a barbie doll in Smash. It's very likely you'll get your wish.
>>251490794
>How about a good game like the Prime series
kek
>>251491010
let's not start this again
>>251491048
don't take the b8 m8
>>251490794
why can't i have exploring and samus butt
>>251491142
too much power fantasy
>>251488694
be still my beating dick
I don't understand why she should look like that though. She was raised by skinny as bird people and her suit does 90% of the muscle work for her when she's on missions.
>>251490989
Sure hope so.
>>251491010
Fallout 3 and Metroid Prime are too of my favorite games ever. ahah
Samus should look like this.
>>251491468
>her suit does 90% of the muscle work for her
Then why is her jumping height just as good when she's in the Zero Suit in ZM?
>>251488694
Samus should look like this.
>>251491935
>Meatroid
Samus should look like this.
>no just doing customizable metroid
>you could customize her powersuit or run around in a thong and blaster
>>251492027
Tifa should look like this.
![samus_aran_fatty_poly_by_mistystuffer-d64qho6[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nncMYok.png "samus_aran_fatty_poly_by_mistystuffer-d64qho6[1].png")
Samus should ook like this.
>>251491683
She's got some acrobatic skill, I don't know. Do I look like I make metroid? Why's this fictional character gotta fit your fetish/headcanon?
>>251492127
The entire core of Metroid's gameplay is working with the limitations of your equipment. If you make the equipment customizable, you're not making a Metroid game anymore.
>>251488694
I would be absolutely okay with that.
>>251492056
>new Metroid game
>you can kill enemies with the knee spikes
>>251492056
>>251492056
>>251492056
The only correct answer.
Samus should look like this.
Soft Samus Best Samus
>>251492336
I'm not OP and I don't agree with him. I just want to know why you'd assert something with no evidence in favor of it.
Personally I couldn't care less what zero suit samus looks like. She can be the most overly sexualized character in all of video games. As long as she is over 6 feet tall, and kicks ass while wearing the power suit, I don't give a shit.
>>251492247
>metroid_for_tumblr.jpg
>>251492535
>why you'd assert something with no evidence in favor of it
That's the whole point of this thread though. It either you do that, post pictures of samus, or post muscle girls
>>251492247
Fuck that pedophile loser and his shitty site.
>>251492348
>limitations of equipment
make it 'concentration' or some other fiction based logic/retcon that she gain skills she lost through amnesia.. make them skills rather than equipment/clothing; i dunno phazon ring that lets you screwattack or whatever
>>251488694
Yes plz
Mario's a fat, short plumber who on multiple occasions defeats a massive, fire-breathing, armored dragon.
No one complains about this, but everyone has a shit fit about Samus' unrealistic depiction.
maybe like this, but blonde
>>251489363
>>251488785
>barely anyone thinks that samus is hotter in the varia suit
pitiful
![zombie_zero_suit_samus_by_nathanrecker-d32r0lo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oQEhlpr.jpg "zombie_zero_suit_samus_by_nathanrecker-d32r0lo[1].jpg")
Samus should look like this.
The whole character design needs to be overhauled. She looks so...... plain and dull.
>>251489949
But that's wrong. Hunters and Pinball sold worse.
>>251492917
god DAMN
>>251492438
>you will never cut holes in samus suit where her puffy nipples are to milk her dry
>>251492754
>complains about pedos
>posts on 4chan
Samus should look like this.
>>251492850
Mario is a blatantly non-serious character with no consistent timeline who go-karts with his mortal rival.
Samus is a character from a series with a concrete timeline that contains issues like genocide, government corruption, and the morality of bioweapon usage.
Obviously Metroid contains fantastical elements as well, but it's nowhere near Mario-tier.
>>251492943
The whole point of the Varia Suit is that she WON'T be hotter when she's in it.:^)
>>251493067
>finding out you have a new fetish
have fun on google tonight anon
>>251488694
Yes please.
>>251493298
>im a biased fanboy
It's impossible for women to look that without roids. Their bodies can't produce sufficient test natty.
>>251492710
Bullshit, she belongs in the kitchen like a good girl until her man gives her the privilege of having her tight cunt filled with cock and creampied.
>>251492917
>but blonde
Then why not just post a picture of shay massey with blond her instead? its not like its hard to find
What has she done that takes an extreme amount of muscle? Her power suit enables her to do a lot of shit, without it she's just very nimble.
>>251493315
The whole point of the varia suit is thatit gives me a boner and zero suit Samus just looks like a generic bimbo. Bimbos are shit.
>>251493072
Mmmm, big squishy Samus nipples.
>>251492247
Sadly that was probably his best work.
>>251488785
>samus will literally never abuse and dominate me
why live
>>251493315
10/10 would demolish
>>251493518
Jumping 20 feet in the air needs a lot of leg muscle.
>>251493518
This is the kind of question an autistic person asks
>There are people who want samus's design changed
This is like with Link
>>251493484
leave
>>251488694
Yes and this is coming from a person who dislikes 99% of everything that is nintendo!
Lose the sweat-inducing Zero Suit and replace it with her sports bikini and I'll agree, OP.
It would get extremely hot inside of her power suit, so wearing a skintight bodysuit won't keep you cool.
>>251493613
>wants abuse and domination
Just get a girlfriend, ANY female will do.
>>251493482
Samus isn't a normal human, though. She was genetically altered by the most advanced race in the galaxy to make her more resilient, and an optimal warrior.
>>251493808
If you think about it for a secondcalling Samus Metroid isn't technically wrong.
Why the fuck do these threads always start with Nikcesco's pic?
>>251493298
I don't see how that's particularly relevant. Including somber elements doesn't mean the game can't have fantastical depictions of its characters.
Samus should look like this
Samus should look like Fox.
>>251493823
but ima worthless faggot
>>251493972
Dixie Kong would look better in the suit that that thing you posted.
>>251493972
don't you even start
>>251493827
>She was genetically altered by the most advanced race in the galaxy to make her more resilient, andRidleys Waifu as queen of the space pirates
say it right anon, you're posting the comic, I assume you read it
>tfw have a fat girl fetish and a muscle girl fetish
why is my dick so confused
>>251493808
>It would get extremely hot inside of her power suit
Her suit is so advanced that it converts her entire body into energy just to make her smaller. I don't think temperature management is out of the question.
>>251493647
space bird dna; strong legs and feather light
>>251493972
Nigger
>>251490104
I know you kids are going to hate me for saying this but I found Ripley to be pretty hot in that movie,
not because she was Cute and Pretty like a k-pop star but simply for being a badass action girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCxUwrzVaaA
This is what Samus should look like
anything else is wrong
Because Metroid has a pretty serious tone, the ZSS having a sensible design and Samus having toned, realistic form makes sense. She doesn't have to be a butch or be ugly at all, but fan-service is really out of place in a series that tries to take itself seriously
>>251494153
Here, have some tumors.
>>251493928
thanks,baby
>>251494224
>strong but light
>samus would be light enough for you to carry with relative ease
>but she could also wrestle your ass to the ground with one arm
oh my god my dick
>>251494267
>You..are.....my....lucky...........star........
in my head that audio goes with something completely different
Samus should look like this.
no. fuck off prime nigger.
>>251489418
She does a lot more than the usual Athelete. Thing is with a lot of Olympic Athletes is that they're body adapts to what they are doing and they will hit a glass ceiling in their fitness. For instance Sprinters being a lot bigger than Long Distance runners because of the intensity of their training.
Samus has to do a fuck load more at a lot higher intensity, so it makes sense her body would become huge.
>>251493972
ohnoyoudident.jpg
![227272383[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wbj7SQy.jpg "227272383[1].jpg")
>>251492917
Like this?
>>251493702
There's nothing out of place about the question
>>251494394
not even like crazy muscle girl shit
just enough to put me in a head lock and step on my balls
samus should look like this
>>251494039
Post your dick while wearing dress
>>251488694
>muh 6'3 nintendo power canon Samus
Fuck off
>>251494324
I completely agree.
>>251494152
Wait, seriously?If you stuck a telescope to the end of my dick right now, you could get a close-up of Europa.
>>251494509
>>251489060
green hair samus is still my favorite.
>>251494324
>a series that tries to take itself seriously
>the most dangerous threat to the galaxy are cute flying cupcakes
The Zero Suit as is is just fine in my opinion, she really needs to be wearing something like that under her suit to avoid getting a rash.
>>251493702
An autistic person thinks a woman wearing a robot suit needs to be female Broly
>>251492197
I'm ok with this.
>>251494729
>>251494324
hell yes
>>251494712
>muh Other M 5'3 baka samos
>>>/out/
>>251494757
the concept of the zero suit is fine, the zero suit itself is not. Her out-of-suit appearance in general is bad.
>>251494730
ya, reallyshe was designed to lead the Space Pirates to fight the Federation because the Chozo foresaw some downfall of democracy or some shit and wanted to replace them with simple minded pirates
>>251493702
I don't think you know what you're saying
>>251494730
She wasn't going to be Ridley's waifu or anything, but Mother Brain wanted her as a field commander for the Space Pirates, so they could force the galaxy to unite under their rule.
>>251494697
pls no i just want to pretend its not there
>>251494974
naw.
>>251494974
>lets just have her wear a thong and t-shirt instead
it's basically a wetsuit
>>251495001
Space pirates aren't stupid, they just have really, really low ethical standards.It's passed Pluto. My dick's going to be the first manned vessel to reach other solar systems.
>>251494757
>Cute flying cupcakes
>>251493808
That's stupid. You're stupid.
>>251494936
>>251489293
it wants to come out and punish you
>>251494757
>cute flying cupcakes
>>251495213
Oh my god, I'm not saying she shouldn't wear a zero suit, I'm saying that the zero suit that she does wear is terrible
>>251495305
holy fuck that gives me more of a boner than her titty zero suit armor
>>251488694
>There are people that agree with this
You can have a /fit/ girl that doesn't look like a roided out freak.
I swear to god the west just hates femininity.
>>251494729
I gladly fap to the busty slut samus but your pic is very arousing for both my dick and mind.
>>251495240
>Space pirates aren't stupid, they just have really, really low ethical standards.
I have a whole folder full of this shitwill it come back and demand to speak to it's creator like vger?
![f40e40cefae91c3933608f2acb51a44b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oibbjyk.jpg "f40e40cefae91c3933608f2acb51a44b[1].jpg")
Samus should look like this.
>>251492247
I didn't know you could use the Morph Ball upgrade outside of the Power Suit.
>>251495476
it's iconic at this point and probably looks like it does due to limitations of gba
Samus should look like this
>>251495627
>he didn't play Metroid 1
>>251495627
>Space_pirate_morph_ball_research_log
>>251495730
Justin Bailey is noncanon
>>251495729
Post the one where she has an apron and gives you a cookie, makes my dick diamonds.
>>251495885
Thats a different girl m8
>>251495592
Not enough muscle
>>251495832
I remember that. Some of those logs were really interesting.
>Try to design a morph ball replica technology
>Pirate who tries it out completely destroys his spine testing it
>They decide to give up on researching it
>>251495675
I'm 99% sure that nothing about this has to do with GBA limitations.
And it's depressing that it's iconic. If you google samus you'll find more images of bimbo suit samus than her actual suit.
>>251495547I certainly hope not.It might.It's currently heading through the interstellar void between the Milky Way and Andromeda.
I wish nikceso was more consistent
his work ranges from delicious to horrifying man face
>>251495964
You sure? Could have sworn they are the same person.
>>251492917
Samus is tall
>tfw no qt gf who lifts
>>251496006
> If you google samus you'll find more images of bimbo suit samus than her actual suit.
Probably because ZSS is sexy as fuck and people like sexy things.
>>251496223
Relative to humans, yeah. Too bad every other species in the universe is taller.
>>251496238
Irememberthat feel.
>>251488694
Physically she should be a little like this if you can make out her figure minus the robot arm. Plus dat ass.
>>251494726
>>251496223
Why is she talking to a skeleton
>>251495592
This makes me wanna throw up
If I saw her on the battlefield I'd laugh my ass off!
![0065604efe6a42220bfa4ac22c2a2830[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KJrxAIG.jpg "0065604efe6a42220bfa4ac22c2a2830[1].png")
>>251495978
She doesn't need muscle.
>>251495675
>iconic
It's about as iconic as Lightning is to the Final Fantasy franchise, i.e. only there because it's blatantly forced.
Nobody would complain if it was changed or removed in the next game except for the zealous /v/ reactionaries who see SJW bogeymen in their peanut butter.
>>251496005
>>251496238
>5'2"
>>251493972
[JUNGLE FEVER INTENSIFIES]Please tell me there's more, my dick needs this.
>>251496437
I don't think thats how breasts work.
>>251496203
If you're attracted this thing you are gayer than 1000 pride parades or 3 bioware employees.
>>251496424
Just as planned!
>tfw no qt fit gf
>>251496006
sure let's make shorts and tshirt samus among greybrownorange backdrops
>>251496386
Better but the image is still too small.
>>251496543
>not liking dwarves
>>251495675
"Iconic"? Man, if we're talking iconic, let me tell you about the Varia Suit. I see a blue jumpsuit and I don't think Samus. I see so much as that helmet and I think Samus.
>>251496728
It's the size the artist posted.I should know, I'm the one who requested it.
>>251496638
nigger what do you know about metroid-xparasist-space-bird dna infused with phazon breasts work like?
>>251496682
>if you find a female attractive you're a homo
>>251496543
Well yeah, short people are better at lifting than tall people.
>>251488694
Bear mode Samus is best Samus.
>>251496927
Why would he make it so small though?
>>251496976
>female
>>251496936
That they probably don't work like that.
They probably just shoot hyper beams when you squeeze them.
![f91e487106e3f42ce1fcc3e75d8fd516[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ol4rddp.jpg "f91e487106e3f42ce1fcc3e75d8fd516[1].jpg")
Muscles just don't look feminine.
Sure, a super-soldier, even if she is female, doesn't have to look feminine, but it's nice to find a balance between realistic and sexy.
>>251496898
Was that a good effort?
>>251496898
she's so fucking cute
>>251488694
nope, contrast between her imponent suit and her femenine self makes her better
>>251496723
The color isn't the problem. Even if it was, I'm not suggesting an alternative.
>>251497125
>Muscles just don't look feminine
Oh really
>>251497205
Too bad she only fucks niggers
>>251497125
>Muscles just don't look feminine.
Tell that to a woman's butt and thigh muscles.
>>251497125
>Sure, a super-soldier, even if she is female, doesn't have to look feminine, but it's nice to find a balance between realistic and sexy.
what about a slim woman who acts butch?
>>251497091
I dunno. I'm just glad he drew it. The muscular one is the second version he drew, he asked if it was okay.
>>251497310
Yes really.
In before cherry picked pictures of muscly chicks with cute faces that would be 1000x cuter without the muscle.
>>251493972
not fat and crusty enough
>>251497210
>east: manly looking robot suit on the outside qt girl on the inside; balanced
>west: robot suit on the outside man on the inside; amerifats
>>251497441
>tfw i'm a nigger
tiny dick white boys be jelly as fuck
>>251496625
Nah, it's the same artist that did the OP pic and they mostly draw futa.
>>251495729
>skinnyfat /cgl/ slut
>>251497583
This post just made you fail as a nigger
>>251497441
Wellp. She'll be dead from AIDS in a few years. ;_;7
samus should look like this
>>251489418
She's a space amazonian.
Well, she was. Japanese canon was never like that, and after Other M, that canon applies to all interpretations.
>>251497528
>muscly chicks with cute faces that would be 1000x cuter without the muscle.
Nah, the contrast between cutie and muscles is important. Sam wouldn't be as interesting with the muscles.
>>251497510
Me too. Nice taste by the way.
>>251497878
jesus why are her feet so tiny
>>251497878
>those feet
>>251497915
what are you talking about, samus has no muscles. unless that's what you're trying to say
>>251497878
a bit more muscle tone, not bulk, but yea nearly perfect
>>251488694
Why?
>>251497452
When will /v/ learn that Samus being qt3.14 does not mean a metroid game will be shit.
Other M was shit because Sakamoto is probobally nintendo's worse guy, even during the super metroid era he was on a heavy leash because he's Japanese George Lucas.
Why else would they put him to work on Warioware?
>>251494394
2small
>>251498138
I wasn't talking about Samus, just girls in general.
>>251496682
>liking a strong girl is gayer than liking men
I don't think I'll ever understand this argument
Maybe she should look like this
>>251488694
Stop trolling /v/ and get back to drawing dickgirls, Nikcesco.
>>251497125
Don't impose your Eurocentric standards of beauty on us, shitlord
the only correct answer
>>251498443
If you like masculine features, that means you'll catch the gay?
>>251498649
fuck tumblr
>>251498649
>Zac GormanThat is a good comic, though.
>>251498649
Fucking Zac Gorman this did not need to be fucking animated
>>251498443
it's not an argument, it's the sound of poor taste
>>251497684
I've masturbated A LOT to that skinnyfat /cgl/ slut
I'd like muscle on Samus but not too buff.
>>251498649
>cat
>not metroid
Samus should look like this
I have never played any metroid games, but I would like to. I have a DS, 3DS and a Wii U
What do?
>>251498443
>liking a "girl" who has no feminine features and looks like a man is gay
Yes.
>>251488785
Well. I just found out I'm attracted to the Varia Suit.
>>251499089more
>>251497878
Is this Dangit Grandpa?
>>251496203
If you like the male form so much then why don't you just admit you're gay
>>251499107
Super Metroid's on the virtual console I think, and you get can the Prime Trilogy for the Wii.
>>251499370
if you like shitposting on /v/ so much thenw hy don't you just admit you're gay
>see I can do that too
>>251499107
You're in luck, the Wii U has most of the best Metroid games on it. You could easily start with Super or the Prime Trilogy, or you could wait another month or two until Zero Mission is inevitably released on the western e-shop, since it's already available in Japan.
>>251499370
>>251499480
We get it, you're both gay. Just kiss already.
