Autism/Cringe Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bODNmNpdH0
martin looks like such a nice guy though..
>>250314524
That's a big crocodile
>>250314524
jesus christ this is DIFFICULT. genuine cringe
>>250316067
Kodyboy555 is an enigma
Does this count?
>>250316504
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>>250314524
Coming from the black hole of autism itself.
>>250316669
wut?
>>250316892
I don't even
>>250317148
>pissing in his mouth
HWAT
>>250317521
Those are editsby the courtesy of /mlp/
>>250316669
>>250317332
it was supposed to be a thumbs-up ascii
>>250317148
>I'm sorry to hear that meanies from 4chan are being rude to you. That's just terrible.
>Thank you, you are the best! Can we be friends. Also i want you to check out my art work.
>No.
>>250318148
It seems you did not succeed.
>>250314524
ah.. sorry what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEz1ovYHFNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_19mmpXnWs
I actually feel bad for this guy
Is it time?
>sixth degree murder
Is there such a thing? There's not, right? Not in ANYWHERE.
And why would he die in prison at 48 years of age? What the fuck? Unless he was stabbed and if so why not mention that, the fucking prick mentioned everything fucking else
The definitive cringe video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY
>>250319190
oh shit, Isn't that the doll with a human skeleton in it?
>>250319509
>try to watch this
>pause every 30 seconds
Man. Thank fuck I stopped watching anime at like 11.
>>250319509
>Speaks japanese
>Meets one of the VA from japan
>>250319401
Nope. It's not
>>250316892
>dont tell me youre gay for gummypuss too!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>250319401
No not yet, in 300 posts or so
>>250320596
Yeah, this kid is totally living his life like he were to die the next day.
>Not liking country music
Well that is just straight up faggotry. Everyone like Johnny Cash, and he played country.
Requesting the video series about the guy called Jordan (I think) trying to get dates and be a "ladies man" in high school, but fucking up every time because he's too autistic and only talks about video games
>>250319507
who was stabbed?
>>250320596
That's not even a fedora
>>250319401
And here I thought I have seen everything the Internet had to offer.
>>250320882
Only the most villainous crocodile skink in all of Florida!
>>250319509
Oh God
I bet his grandparents were thinking "how did our genes lead to THIS"
>>250320596
>"I use the big boy words"
>doesn't use any and there are typos everywhere
>u will never have col frend
>>250316892that shit is cute
>>250320042
Oh i know that feel.
And thank god i was the typical kid who only watched Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z.
>>250320828
I bet he doesn't like Johnny Cash.
>>250320798
>>250320798
That's not cringe, that's awesome.
BioWare shit dialogue though, but it's still awesome. Especially if he told them afterwards
Video games. Yeah. Video games guys. I really like video games too. I'm glad I came to a board for video games.
Video games.
>>250317148
Oh fuck I remember this.
My friend made this dA and did this shit to fuck with /mlp/, was great.
Don't know why everyone still thinks it's legit, it was a great ruse though.
>>250321351
>thanks berry
>>250321673
Get in the fucking robot, Shinji.
>>250320596
I wasn;t sure whether to cringe or rage, so I did both at the same time
>>250316892
>Also you can see his dick
This guy is a next level baller
>>250321641
>That's not cringe, that's awesome.
I think you might be autistic
>>250321686
The same way that ironical shitposting is still shitposting, ironical autism it's still autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwcCCp7CrZI
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/my-date-with-a-secret-agent
>>250314524
I'm pretty sure this guy also has a furaffinity account. He has over 3000 drawing submissions of various characters, all of whom have their own backstory like the OPs picture.
But here's the kicker about 90% of them are wearing SCUBA gear.
>>250321641
No, it's not awesome, it's terribly autistic.
Not to mention completely untrue.
>>250320798
If he didn't mention ''Kalahira'' it would have been less autistic, but good anyway.
>>250321861
That was disgusting though.
But don't tell me you wouldn't wanna watch someone go up to the podium at your funeral and shout
AAAAAHHHHHH YES WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, YOU'LL HAVE TO BE RECORDED BEFORE YOU'RE OFFICIALLY RELEASED
http://youtu.be/oM2PwriqOjc
>yfw
>>250321218
How can a human being be so awful?
>>250322237
>foreverial
i can never get over this
>>250322146
>those fucking noises
Holy shit
>>250320798
>Modified about 4 hours ago
That's what really gets me about this one. He didn't really do this, he had to edit the post to get the quote right.
>>250322029
All these attempts to drown the autistic kid in the bathtub may have left a psychological scar.
>>250322146
Does fruit like that hurt the penis in someway?
I heard shoving carrots up the ass can be harmful so I assume the same thing applies to grapefruit.
>>250320935
Fuck off summer
>>250322491
Nope.
>>250321519
>not liking Johnny Cash
>Not liking Marty Robins
>Not liking Willy Nelson
>not havingShania Twain as your country waifu
A recent /v/ special
>>250322648
Marty Robins is fucking garbage.
>>250322495
>2004 beetle
>born in 1991
>>250322146
>that sucking part
>>250320798
thats actually kind of funny
>>250321686
Get out of here Arnold.
>>250321710
God I have a friend of mine who is exactly like this. Lets people trample over him all the time, is always apologetic and types in an overly deliberate, un-casual-speech manner.
>>250322146
Anyone have the guy cooking some cheese thing and being autistic about it?
>>250319401
>>250315578
FOR YOU
>>250322852
>Honda Civic
Further showing way people who buy imported cars are autistic
>>250322754
HAHAHAHAHFuck you
>>250314524
>Born on my birthday
N-no...
>>250322852
My sides literally kekked out loud.
>>250322146
>watching it
Okay there's nothing really cringeworthy here hone--
>2:48
>>250322728
that kid is gonna kill himself
>>250321491
It's Pat
>>250322146
She sounds like a fucking demon when sucking that
>>250317148
>>250321686
>old /mlp/
He will remain in our hearts anon, even if those Flintstones vitamins killed him of an overdose
>>250322495
>mirror piercings
>>250322852
>racing
>in a fucking Honda Civic
>>250322376
>what is this video about
>grapefruit .. wut
>cutting the middle
>"your man is in the bed .."
>click a bit further
>SLARPFLGLBLASLARPBLALSLRFLAPRLSLRPPFL
>>250322852
Hahaha noooo
>>250322495
>mirror piercings
Oh fuck lol.
I should have guessed that this Cars shit would lead to Sonic-tier fan-faggotry.
>>250323290
>LOOK AT HOW ACCEPTING I AM
>>250321067
I-I think i know that guy... Is his name James?
>>250319401
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA
ITS TIME
>>250322146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI
nice related videos
>>250323393
>>250323284
>>250323228
>she wants to suck
>>250322982
That whole fucking tweet is pathetic
>I AM SORRY BLACK WOMAN I UNDERSTAND YOUR PLIGHT!!!1!!
>They think he is out to get them.
>>250323576
>>250323536
Classic DreadedCone.
>>250323576
>>250323561
>>250322687
Oh man I remember that
I was the one who told him that he fucked up, this is one reason why I like summer. We get fucking idiots like him
>>250317148
L has a Deviantart now?
>>250322687
so this thread actually went somewhere?
i abandoned it too early. this is gold
>>250321491
Looks like that snitch from Recess.
>>250321710
I don't even know whom do I despise more, him or them.
>>250323576
>you don't need a doctor for giving birth
yeah unless the baby is not breathing
>>250323576
How is this shit on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRDoWCxQIcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTOoYxOf92s
>>250317148
>Im sorry about you, you don't deserve to be threated like that
>Thank you, wan't to be friends and check out my artwork?
>no
Oh wow...
>>250322728
What country? I thought you can only give normal names, that the government allowes.
>>250323934
him for sure. black people went through some shit so they're allowed to be cocks about certain things
>>250323896
Randall?
>>250323934
Both for being self absorbed morons who only care about their perception by others instead of just being good people.
>>250320828
>Friend says there's no good country
>Send him Kenny Rogers - The Gambler
>"God this sucks!"
unfriended
>>250322769
She's atrans-am
>>250322146
Don't mind me guys, just going to go buy a grapefruit.
>>250323980
NO NO NO NO
>>250323980
what the fuck
I don't even see the point of this
>>250323290
>live in the shithole that is Indianapolis
>turn on radio
>non stop talk about pansexual bullshit across various stations
>turns out they legalized gay marriage
You guys said this shit would stay on the internet.
>>250323980
Please no more...
>>250324050
Shut up Mark.
>>250323934
Him for sure, giving up your basic human rights because somebody is having a pissy day/week/year/life is fucking stupid
>>250314524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2PQE-KWREY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTvdKLI7Ndo
GENOCIDE
>>250324050
>Faggots in charge of being human beings
>>250321710
I'm pretty sure Phoebe Kwon is a troll account, as are many of those accounts who like to troll about feminism. they're /pol/ with too much time on their hands
>>250317148
Since anon deleted it also bumping with OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWzRTrWSvR0
>>250314524
>Shot from the gun blew off the roof of the car
God damn, I want to see this fucking gun!
>>250323980
WOAH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! HER BALLS!
>>250322146
>grapefruit is a fat burner, so you are losing weight, while you sucking his dick
Jesus Christ this is gold
>>250321067
>a intellectual
How is any of this vidya?
>>250314524
/v/ideo games
>>250324904
Tyrone give tripcode advice
>>250322146
>I could've been fucking a grapefruit all these yeats
>>250322982
I don't know who is the actual autist. That man, or the people who reply his tag
>>250322687
>people like these browse /v/ everyday
>people like these call your games shit
>>250324603
Welcome to the world in 2014
>>250322214
Do you even fixed
>>250322687
I saw that thread but ignored it, it was shit bait.
>>250323980
i
>>250322406
You're good. Thank you.
>>250319190
>tfw
>>250325153
>>250325153
whats goin on here
>>250324892
Phoebe Kwon IS a troll account,but even then real crazy femminists exist everywere.
>>250324897
>Can we be friends? Also I want you to check out my art work
>No
mfw
>>250324806
>Use criminals to judge an entire orientation
I don't see how thats any different than being a SJW
>>250321067
Dude has won arguments over religion on the internet.
How many of you can say the same?
Guy confirmed for 10/10 alpha
>>250323980
END ME
step aside, kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRDoWCxQIcE
>>250325258
I? I what? ANON WHAT?!!?
>>250325153
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/379561/Ukip-press-officer-Janice-Atkinson-gives-middle-finger-to-protestors
Their ideas are also fucking stupid
>>250322687
wat. I ignored this thread.
>>250324757
>>250323980
Is this going to be the norm?
I dont want this.
I never wanted this.
>>250321491
Why is it always the most disgusting semi-human sacks of oozing shit and fat that never miss a chance to tell people they got raped?
>>250323980
>>250323980
What in the fucking fuck???!!!!
>>250325383They kind of have a point.Senran Kagura is really tasteless and on top of that the gameplay takes a backseat to fanservice, so it's not that great either.Before you accuse me of being a ruseman, I own the game. I'm just saying I can see where they're coming from.
>>250324084
You're legally allowed to have any name you want in the USA, Canada I think only 5 names are banned
>>250321218
How much are you meant to tip waiters/waitresses?
>>250325539
I think he died from the shock
>>250322687
>different phone number
>only similarity is postal code
>still dox him
Haha
>>250325383
>a crazy feminist is someone who isnt okay with the TnA in Senran Kagura
>>250325530
Already posted
>>250323980
>>250325530
No.
>>250322237
wait so he's tied up right
>>250325724
They just say that stuff because they want that e-pussy.
>legalize it
>>250325757
sure, all body types can have my respect. They cant all have my attraction, my desire, or my attention
>>250325631
Isn't UKIP all about kicking out immigrants and focusing on British people's well-being?
That doesn't stupid too me, wish we had something similar here in Spain.
>>250323284
you know what else sucks like a demon?---- me
>>250323536
How many times a day you bet the server op calls people on her/his/its/fuckoffwiththispronounshit server really inflammatory shit?
Every server admin who's had rules like this is always the most vulgar person there, its fucking hilarious
>>250325724
I find it fun, if incredibly easy and I like a lot of things aside from the fanservice. It's not a terrible piece of garbage whose only merit is the titties, which is more than I can say about other similar games.
>>250325702
>female fantasy
>>250325756
However much you think they deserve. Personally, I tip up to 13% which is the same as GST, as I live in Canada. Then again, I hear that American restaurant staff rely more on tips
>>250323980
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF
I knew I missed something when some anon mention his balls
FUCK ME AHHH
>>250325757
Fat is a fetish, why can't people just accept that. Fat chicks should just accept it's a fetish for people who are into it, fat will never become mainstream.
>>250326132
Every single major media outlet in the UK is desperately trying to get British people to hate themselves and their country
So something like UKIP is portrayed as devils themselves
>>250324603
I'm......not sure if this is bait......
>>250325024
Nice meme. :-)
>>250325379
Rich people using xenophobic fear mongering to bait the working class into supporting things which ultimately hurt them. Nothing new, business as usual.
>>250326094
Every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-2c1cz63-E
>>250326132
Aright you kick out the immaigrants and then what happens? You loose money.
They arn't kicking them out, they are planning on kicking anyone out of the UK who is not British (Being Cornish i do not know what would happen). They will loose money as they knew what to do for that job, it would be harder to employ someone who knew what to do as (Lets face) most British people are fucking idiots.
Essentially:
Less People = Less Money
>>250322146
>that sucking sound
holy shit i'm laughing so hard. I had to go back and rewind the video to laugh at it more.
>>250326384
Unstopped, rampant immigration has done more to hurt the UK's working class than anything else.
>>250326289
seriously though
I feel sick
why the fuck did he inject his balls?
how the fuck is this allowed on youtube?
>>250326463
>>250325756
10% in America is usually the norm. I usually tip as much as he does though. The problem is him saying it like he's better than everyone else.
>tfw worked hard to become alpha as fuck
what's your excuse /v/ ???
>>250326463
Your post is exactly why I support UKIP.
>>250320596
>Heavy metal
>Evanescence
It hurts.
>>250325756
10% for mediocre/they did their job service.
15% for good service.
20% for great service/your friend who works as a waiter/waitress.
None for awful service.
>>250326250
>I find it fun
But it's not a well made game at all.
>Those framerate drops
I find it hard to believe when people say that they're not playing for the girls/tits but for the gameplay, because there are plenty of better beat 'em ups to play and were that the case you'd be playing those.
>>250326352
>Every single major media outlet in the UK is desperately trying to get British people to hate themselves and their country
That's also what happens in all the rest of Europe and North America
>>250326564
You need money to make a country work and to get stuff from other countries, how is that Jewish?
>>250326094
ONE WHOLE TERABYTE!
MEMORY WITH TWELVE GIGS OF RAM POWER!
JESUS COW-SLAPPING CHRIST!
>>250323536
>freedom of speech don't exist here
>You will be crushed
THat channel must have a lot of followers
>>250325756
about 10%, same for the barber.
>>250326596
Everybody goes through puberty and realizes that a grown man can't have hair to his shoulders anon. The only difference is you used to be fat.
>>250322687
Holy fuck I know someone in that cap
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME
>>250325757
Everyone deserves respect
Not everyone has to find you sexy
>>250326463
Yeah it's not like Britain became an empire and an economic and cultural powerhouse on its own terms in the past or anything
>>250326089
>someone else saved that image from that bootleg thread a few months back
Cool!
>>250324186
Only the black people that went through these things. Descendants don't count
>>250326596
>smoking
>>250326132
And they go on to say they wanna kill Nigel Farage. From what I've seen he's all about the peoples vote.
>>250325757
>YES I AM FAT!!
People couldn't tell before?
>>250326596
The fuck happened from 2011 to 2012?
>>250326675
>yfw they've started using the terms "AFAB" and "AMAB" to refer to children's genders
>>250326094
Needs more Ram power.
>>250326132
>>250326463
No, UKIP is not about kicking out immigrants.
They want to remove the illegal immigrants currently staying in the UK and enact stricter immigration laws. They want the UK to become Europe's Australia. Please research
>>250326870
they did that by shitting on other empires. They started the first war on drugs in china by getting all of its workers hooked on opium
>>250326934
edginess
>>250326870
Good point
>>250326564
>it would be harder to employ someone who knew what to do as (Lets face) most British people are fucking idiots.
I didn't know britons were so brainwashed already.
>>250326934
By the looks of it, starvation
>>250326596
>PurePwnage
That's a name I haven't seen for a whilerip ;_;
>>250326107
Yeah I hate myself but,
>wait a minute that leaf
>>250327015
Are you really this naive to single out Britain as the only country in history to use underhand tactics
>>250326859
Everyone doesn't' deserve respect though. Respect is earned. Fuck this generation.
>>250325702
because it's a way to show others they were wantedthis slut is probably lying
>>250326554
tag anything weird, awful and ugly as art
>golden ticket
>>250325756
Europe here, I don't tip anything, I just round the sum up. 98 -> 100 etc.
Well, that comes to a tip of 1-10%.
>>250326717
You do know half the countries in the world are suffering from severe excesses of population right.
Wanting more people in a small country like the UK is absolutely retarded, not to mention half of those people don't contribute to society in the slightest.
And let's not even talk just how disgusting the concept of cultural homogenization is. Can't believe there's people that support that shit, it's borderline fascist.
>>250324897
GET EM OFF ENGINEER GODDAMMIT
GET THIS CYBER VERMIN OUT OF HERE
>>250325757
>I'M FAT!
The whole time I'm reading, my mind is going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
>>250326596
why is this in cringe thread tho?
>>250325756
Round the check up and leave whatever the math gives.
A 8.95 check leaves 1.05 tip.
A 9.99 check leaves 0.01 tip.
>>250327350
>tfw I feel the exact opposite about Monolith Soft
>>250325702
attention
>>250325756
when i wear a shirt with a pocket i always put 5-10 bucks there, after getting my change i pull out the bill and give it to the waiter
most of the time i tip 10-20% i guess
i'm not really looking into the percentage that much
>>250319509
>>250326707
>Gender identity disorder
>Age seven
Bull fucking shit, these two are terrible parents
Its a god damn known fact you only start identifying with a gender when you hit puberty, till then its social influences, friends and guardians that shape your initial mindset
Somewhere somehow somebody along the line made the kid think being male was something to be ashamed of, and instead of the parents going "You're young, you have all the time in the world, you shouldn't decide this stuff now" they went "Fuck it! Give him the surgery!"
This kids commits suicide by 30