NEW ORDER
>4 Platformer appetizers - quality, no cocking it up with indie smug
>3 Simulators - No sodding german!
>2 JRPG Entrees - This means grinding, don't serve up a raw VN with tits or a dungeon tacked on!
>5 FPS Platters - I SWEAR THE FIRST TO BRING ME SOMETHING CHARRED BROWN CAN FUCK OFF OUT OF MY KITCHEN
>2 WRPG Combos - Show some bloody creativity. It doesn't have to always be medieval!
>1 Strategy desert - You want to call it grand? Who the fuck are you to call it grand you shit! What the fuck do you know?
>3 Open Worlds
and lastly
>1 MMO
Now present some dishes or piss off.
very creative
>>250090639
>4 Platformer appetizers
Super meat boy
Battleblock theater
idk
idk
>5 FPS Platters
Nexuiz classi/xonotic
quake live
Serious sam 3
shadow warrior
any stalker
>>3 Open Worlds
planetary explorers or whatever its called.
Minetest
rust?
also, no racing?
>>250090834
I've got
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
Transport Tycoon
and Zoo Tycoon 2
for your three simulators sir!
>>250091019
racing can fall under sims
MMO ORDER UP SIR
>Mechwarrior Online
I've got your platformers right here Cehf!
>>250090639
MMO'S UP, CHEF.
>>250090639
I've got Mother 3 and Terranigma for your jrpgs chef
>>250091478
What in the hell is this?
Is this competition a fucking joke to you?!
>Platformer
Super Meat Boy
Dustforce
Cloubuilt
Uuuuh
Uuuh
They Bleed Pixels?
>Simulators
NO CHEF GO TAKE A SUCK
>FPS
SHOGO
TIMESPLITTERS
QUAKE 1
SHADOW WARRIOR
SPIREwhen it's out
>WRPG
I DUNNO CHEF
>Strategy
FROZEN SYNAPSE
>Open worlds
JUST CAUSE 2
MAFIA
PROTOTYPE
>MMO
WHAT THE HELL CHEF
>>250091816
NO CHEF IT'S A NEXT LEVEL KNITTING EXPERIENCE.
>>250091914
Are you questioning the fucking menu? Do you have a Michelin star? No? Then bring me what I fucking ask you shit!
For WRPGs I've got:
Anachronox
Wizardry 8
H-h-here's the desert, chef.
>>250091425
>>250091994
Very well. SERVICE!
I'VE GOT ONE IF THE WRPGS RIGHT HERE CHEF
One of the JRPGs is ready!
>>250092519
THIS IS DISGUSTING. IN YOUR EFFORT TO GET IT OUT YOU BURNT AWAY EVERYTHING THAT GAVE IT FLAVOR AND SOMEHOW THE CENTER IS BLOODY RAW!
>>250092790
S-so sorry, is this any better?
Oh boy, cant wait to see this posted everyday.
>>250092545
The nostalgia is a bit strong but it's a solid dish. SERVICE
>>250093143
>Serving fast food at one of Ramsey's restaurants.
>>250093143
Are you mad? Are you fucking bonkers? Who the hell taught you to cook?
LOOK AT THIS GOD DAMN TRAVESTY! YOU'VE THROWN SHIT EVERYWHERE ON THE PLATE AND NONE OF IT'S FLAVOR COMBINATIONS WORK! YOU'VE SOMEHOW COCKED UP AN ENTIRE COURSE ON ONE DISH!
>>250093579
Even the plate was broken!
FOR THE FPS PLATTER, CHEF!
I've got this for the simulator platter sir!
>>250093824
IT WAS A CLASSIC DISH YOU FUCK. IT EVEN HAD A BLOODY RECIPE YOU COULD FOLLOW. YOU'VE NO RESPECT FOR GAMES, ME OR YOURSELF! PISS OFF
JRPG READY CHEF!
>>250090639
CHEF, I'VE GOT ONE RADIANT HISTORIA FOR THE OTHER JRPG ENTREE
whats the best season of Hells Kitchen
>>250090639
Chef why did I make this
![WatchDogs-preview-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/224FEAA.jpg "WatchDogs-preview-1[1].jpg")
OPEN WORLD GAME COMING TO THE PASS CHEF
I ain't no bitch, chef
>>250090639
>>3 Simulators - No sodding german!
you're asking way too much you limey bastard
>>250094740
Depends. If you're there for drama and actively rooting against someone then Season 9 and Elise will get you going.
Also MasterChef is a good watch too. Kitchen Nightmares isn't that great unless he finds some place that's just god awful... or amy's baking company.
>>250094980
WHY DOES THIS LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE MENU IMAGE? IS IT SO BLOODY HARD TO COOK THE INGREDIENTS THE CORRECT WAY?! START OVER YOU DAMN FOOL AND DO IT CORRECTLY
>>250095048
God dammit this was classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzBnFutegJE
>>250094880
>>250094584
Oh... oh my. SERVICE!
We don't need him. We'll go to kickstarter.
Ignore those trolls on metacritic.
I think this might be a bit under-cooked.
>>250095695
Oh god this was an instant classic.
The fallout was even better, one of those magical nights on 4chan.
>>250095727
this is just some meat you ripped off a dead cow with your bare hands and put on a plate
Here's your fps sir!
>>250095695
Meow Meow Meow: A Meow's Meowing rated T for Totally Batshit Insane
>>250095727
Undercooked? UNDERCOOKED? THE FUCKING THING IS SO RAW IT STILL HAS A PULSE.
>>250096290
AND YOU.. AT LEAST HE SERVED HIS ON A PLATE. YOU'VE SERVED THE DISH ON A FUCKING COFFEE FILTER AND ALL OF THE AI IS RUNNING OUT OF IT!
GET OUT BOTH OF YOU
Behind you chef
>>250096506
I-IM SORRY C-CHEF
H-H-HERE YOU GO
>>250094392
Chef I have a better one here
>>250095329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXbHJtKcoKc
SIMULATOR HERE
>>250096731
Look at me. I know you can do better. You're one of the strongest cooks here. You have the makings of a great dish but it needs refinement. Add some more spices and increase it's flavor. Make it a dish we can Steam.
>>250097309
>Make it a dish we can Steam.
fuck op, you are good at this.
Chef the MMO is ready!
ok I know we've been using this MMO every single time... but heres the MMO you asked for
Is this some oc?
Today, OP was not a faggot
>>250090639
Chef, I've been working on a new recipe for an Open World dish. Do you think this will do?
![20130505053750!RuneScape_3_Logo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lTrS4eL.png "20130505053750!RuneScape_3_Logo[1].png")
COMING UP TO THE PASS CHEF, I PUT MY SPECIAL TWIST ON AN OLD CLASSIC I THINK IT WILL BE A HIT WITH THE GUESTS
>>250097718
Dude, that ain't even ready, bro. You trying to hurt the team by wasting his time with this shit, bro?
FPS is up Chef
![Metroid_Other_M_Cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J1vkuka.jpg "Metroid_Other_M_Cover[1].jpg")
Here you go chef, one story driven action game with a hint of Metroid!
>>250097595
>tfw actual friends died during the course of the game
ONE STRATEGY GAME COMING UP
>>250096951
YOU DESIGNED THE GOD DAMN RECIPE DURING PREP, HOW DO YOU DEVIATE SO FAR FROM IT WITH THIS SHIT?! YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING AND STILL SOMEHOW COCKED IT UP.
>>250097595
IT'S STALE. IT'S NOT A BLOODY WINE THAT GETS BETTER WITH AGE, IT'S MEAT THAT'S GONE FROM PRISTINE TO RAW AND NOW IT'S COVERED IN FUCKING MAGGOTS AND YOU WANT IT SERVED?!
PISS OFF
>>250097718
IT'S STILL FUCKING MOOING
>>250090639
>read this in Ramsey's voice
>lost the game
>mfw
>>250098027
I-I CAN FIX THIS I PROMISE PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OUT CHEF
THIS ONE WILL DO IT, IT HAS ZOMBIES IN IT
I added a modern spin to a classic dish, chef!
>>250097718
IS THIS MEANT TO BE A SALAD OR A FUCKING VASE OF FLOWERS THAT SITS ON THE TABLE FOR DICKHEADS TO LOOK AT? I GENUINELY CAN'T TELL.
>>250097740
A HIT WITH THE GUESTS? HOW DAMNED STUPID DO YOU THINK THE GUESTS ARE?
YOU'VE TAKEN THE CLASSIC AND WIPED YOUR ASS WITH IT. START OVER
>>250097967
SOMEHOW YOU'VE MADE THE OTHER ARSE LOOK GOD DAMN BRILLIANT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T BUTCHER THE ENTIRE DISH. YOU'VE TAKEN THE STRONG CORE FLAVOR AND WATERED IT DOWN INTO DRIBBLE DEPENDING UPON OTHER STRONGER FLAVORS. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO OF THE DISH AND YOU'VE MADE A GOD DAMN MOCKERY OF IT. FUCK OFF
>>250097964
Well done mate. SERVICE
holy crap a good thread on /v/?
>>250090639
what do you think of my dish chef?
>>250098027
would you prefer a fresh and hip new recipe?
One MMO ready to serve chef!
>>250098452
Well this looks promising but unfinished. It needs more work and... are you listening to me?
Where the hell did he go?
>>250098104
>>250098757
I'm fucking done. I'm sorry Chef but this customer is leaving before he dies.
perfect FPS for you ramsay-kun :3
>>250099058
You're definitely getting eliminated tonight
Here chef 1 strategy game comming up
>>250098927
Sorry I'm the only one playing Ramsay so far so and I've missed a few posts. Trying to catch up. Others feel free to act as Gordon too.
Let's fix that..
>>250097718
I have no idea what in the hell this dish is. Is it an entree? An appetizer? All I know is.. IT'S FUCKING RAW. We're not serving tar tare here, we don't want to poison people. Come back when you know what the hell you're making!
>>250098745
YOU. Listen to me. You've taken a flavor everyone took for granted and drowned the dish in it. You've ruined a good set of core ingredients by bringing in shitty fast food quality ponces who have no love for food. If you present something like this again it will be your last time. Now fuck off
>>250094740
I liked 6 the most because the chefs there atleast kinda knew how to cook and it wasn't embarrassing to watch. The chefs in the recent seasons have become amazingly bad like how did they even get on the show levels and it always seems to be the men who lose everything. I know watching it is a guilty pleasure since it's garbage tv but lately it's been REALLY guilty.
Hey Chef, should I serve this as an open world or an FPS?
HEY CHEF WHERE'S MY ORDER I'M ALMOST TEMPTED TO GO TO THE BAY AND EAT THERE
If this does well I have 4 other dishes I wanna try!
I know it's a reality tv show
I know most of it is scripted as fuck
But goddamn if Hell's Kitchen isn't fucking fun as shit to watch.
>>250099413
Could've been worse...
>>250099608
Much like most imported shows, the original English version is much better.
>>250099498
>BAY
That's a pirate bar. It's fucking filthy. You don't know what kind of disease you'll pick up, plus it's under constant watch by the authorities.
>>250099420
Was 6 the season with Peroza? He was really fun.
Which season was the one with the dude cutting off the tip of his finger?
>>250099735
i think that was season 4 for both
>>250090639
STRATEGY UP CHEF
>>250098463
YOU'VE TAKEN A BEAUTIFUL SLICE OF MEAT AND HACKED AWAY AT IT LIKE SOME BLITHERING MORON WITH NO CARE AND WANT TO CHARGE PEOPLE FOR THIS?
>>250098679
THERE'S NOTHING FRESH OR HIP ABOUT THIS. THIS IS THE SAME OLD SHIT SERVED LAST TIME WITH A NEW LAYER OF SAUCE TO MASK IT! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING ANYMORE? DO YOU WANT TO REMAIN IN THIS COMPETITION?
>>250098679
SERVICE
>>250099704
I disagree, and this is coming from a fan of both. It's more realistic obviously, you can tell Ramsay is more natural in it, but the American version, as garbage as it is, is just more entertaining at the end of the day.
>>250099735
Uhh no season 6 was the one where the finals was the guy with the broken ankles and the other guy with the broken arm. I was kinda surprised to see them take it to the top
OPEN WORLD READY FOR SERVICE CHEF
>>250090639
here chef strategy game. how is it? tastey
>>250090639
You forgot to ask for rogueslikes.
>>250099865
how did you refuse wildstar and service it?
Timesplitters two prepared for the customers pleasure sir!
>>250100068
It's a test. One of the contestants is serving tonight.
>>250099420
Eh, to be fair, almost every single chef in season 1 failed the first challenge. In the new seasons at least half of them impress chef in the beginning with their sig. dishes.
Nothing will ever be as funny as that executive chef serving ramsay overcooked shrimp pasta for his signature dish.
>>250099865
chef you fucking up, you must be stressing out
>>250100068
Because I meant to service >>250098676
my bad
HERES THE MMO CHEF. ITS A CLASSIC DISH.
>Reading what happened to all of the chefs who won.
Rock was really the only guy that got a good deal in the end.
ONE MMO COMING RIGHT UP, CHEF.
Strategy's up Chef!
>>250100162
I liked the season where that teacher was in it and ramsay just shit on her and called her a failure the entire time that was pretty funny.
Im not sure which signature dish I liked the most though I don't really remember any ones of notiableness
JRPG READY FOR SERVICE CHEF
>>250100175
THEY ARE DRIVING ME OUT OF MY GOD DAMN MIND! MAYBE SOMEONE WILL OFFER SOMETHING QUALITY..
>>250097552
>>250099837
>>250099929
>>250100239
>>250100295
THANK YOU. SERVICE
>>250099058
AND THERE GOES THAT FUCKING MOOD. HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING WITH THIS VARIETY OF SPICES AND TEXTURES? DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF FLAVOR COMBINATIONS?!
>>250100408
The crazy southern guy who served nothing but a small dish of raw vegetables was pretty fucking amazing.
>cook with an "angry" gimmick
what a clown
>>250100542
Hahaha how do I not remember that
>>250100269
>Last season's winner tested positive for cocaine
>>250100606
>gimmick
He's just Scottish
open worldis ready chef!
One platformer right out of the oven
one wrpg comin up
>>250100606
>not watching his British programming where they don't edit it to make him look like an asshole
He actually has a lot of great things to teach about cooking at home.
>>250100606
>Cook with a "happy" gimmick
What a clown.
>>250099974
Bloody delicious! SERVICE
>>250099446
SERVE IT AS DOG FOOD. WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DEVIATE FROM THE ORIGINAL RECIPE LIKE THAT?! ARE YOU MAD?
>>250099542
It looks good enough to send but I warn you. This is a bloody resturaunt not a fast food place. Take Your time preparing these dishes.
>>250100485
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BLOODY VN'S ? START OVER
Open world, how's it look
Any room in the menu for a shmup?
JRPG ready chef!
>>250100606
He's operating a high class restaurant with high expectations.
Most of the people who work for him don't understand this and have been babied all their lives and by the US educational system.
Most head chefs actually do act like ramsay to an extent
>>250090639
>desert
Either he's taken up terraforming, or OP can't spell.
>>250101108
But chef, postal 2 was fun as fuck. It's like frog legs that you can play with (salt on them) before you eat them.
I don't know how to respond other than yell SERVICE if people keep posting good shit!
DESERT READY CHEF
>>250101701
HEY CHEF IS THIS OPEN WORLD ENOUGH
>>250101484
I first thought he was looking for a strategy game set in a desert. Might be a hard find.
![Official_cover_art_for_Bioshock_Infinite[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Nhfltl.jpg "Official_cover_art_for_Bioshock_Infinite[1].jpg")
ONE FPS WITH PLENTY OF COLOR COMING UP
>>250101771
Chef I found the plate of my fellow anon way to outdated.
This is my signature dish chef, a take of the old classic with modern techniques chef!
>>250101108
>WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DEVIATE FROM THE ORIGINAL RECIPE
because this one's better and still gets love and care even a decade after it was made?
>>250101912
Piece of cake.
>>3 Simulators - No sodding german!
Hey chef, that's like asking me to cook without water, you fucking idiot.
>>250101484
sorry
>>250101501
You're right. Somehow I confused it with Postal 3 in my rush
>>250101847
WE'RE A BLOODY RESTURAUNT NOT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET YOU NEED YOUR FRIENDS ALONG TO FULLY ENJOY. START OVER
>>250101981
>>250102114
HE MADE A BEAUTIFUL DISH AND YOU DIPPED YOUR COCK INTO IT FOR SOME INSANE REASON. ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON US ALL YOU FUCKING DONKEY
Hey chef, my favorite MMO dish is Ultima Online? Don't like it? Then you can fack off.
>>250102264
Don't listen to this idiot. Look what I've made, Chef! A tasteful Czech dish.
>>250101981
WHY DID YOU REMOVE HALF THE FLAVORS OF PREVIOUS VERSIONS?!
TAKE IT BACK
>>250101771
thank you for reminding me of this, i gotta find it for dl since i have an tangable copy without the expansion
>>250102321
meant >>250101771 not >>250101981
They are driving me crazy!
>>250102475
Advice: Use keeperFix.
The gog forums got a step by step guide
>>250095271
Kitchen Nightmares has one very simple rule: US version == bad. UK version == good.
One WRPG coming up, chef. It's meant as a combo but you can practically do anything with it.
For the Simulator plate, Chef!
Forget all of that chef, I made something better...
A CONSOLE FULLY COOKED AND READY TO SERVE, HOW IS IT?
>>250095843
What? Is there an archive?
>>250090639
>no fighting game
casual as fuck
Hey chef, this dish has your name all over it.
WOULD THIS COUNT AS OPEN WORLD OR WRPG SIR
>>250102952
IT'S UNDERDONE, AND IT'S MISSING ALL OF THE GARNISHES.
TAKE IT BACK, AND DON'T BRING IT OUT AGAIN UNTIL YOU HAVE EVERYTHING THAT MAKES IT GOOD, YOU BLITHERING TWIT.
>>250102952
THE FUCKING PLATE ISN'T ISN'T EVEN STEADY YOU FUCKING IDIOT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE AT LEAST GET SOME WORKING DISHES
>>250102438
YOU'VE MADE A DISH THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT YOU'VE LEFT OUT SO MANY INGREDIENTS THAT OTHERS WILL HAVE TO MAKE SOMETHING SENSIBLE OUT OF THIS MESS
>>250102824
It's delicious but I feel like you wanted more from this. Was it truly the best dish you could have made?
>>250102991
It's on youtube, watch Amy's Baking Company. Even if you don't watch anything else, watch that. It's..memorable.
>>250102767
Depends. If you want food and cooking, UK>US, if you want entertainment US>UK.
Chef I may have gone a bit over the kitchen budget, but I hope you will like it.
>>250103187
Apologies, chef. I did not have time to finish the entire dish at first. I have ensured that it is complete now!
Watch the UK version. The US edits out 90% of him and just shoves in the parts where he freaks out. The vast majority of the time hes actually helpful and nice, he only flips shit when people fuck around.
>>250103087
>>250103180
Well I decided to go lite so here's something different.I do have something else but it has a lot of kinks to work out. ALOT
>>250102321
>>250102490
B-but chef! Everybody rate my DK dessert with frog hearts 5 out of 5!
Here chef, my best dish chef! Is modern, tasty, it takes great respect from his original recipe and it sell like hot cakes!
>>250103448
>that one UK episode where he eats all three dishes and compliments the chef
c-cyka
>>250100805
My platformer hasn't been checked yet it might get cold
GOT A WRPG FOR YOU, CHEF.
>>250104034
SORRY, CHEF, I FORGOT THE DISH
>>250103075
It's bloody good, that's what counts! SERVICE!
>>250103389
You're absolutely sure this is the most you could do with this dish this time?
>>250103587
IT SHITS ON THE ORIGINAL RECIPE. YOU'VE TWISTED THE SUBTLE FLAVORS FROM THE PREVIOUS INTO SOME ABSURDLY SPICED VERSION THAT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE MAN! WHY MUST THAT METALLIC FLAVOR BE SO AGGRESSIVE?
>>250103993
>>250100805
My apologies I've been swamped with idiocy. SERVICE!
>>250104034
IN YOUR EXCITEMENT YOU FORGOT TO BRING ANYTHING TO THE PASS YOU BLUBBERING IDIOT
Got a classic right here chef!
>>250104219
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT
IT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD AND YOU RUINED IT
STOP TRYING TO BE SO DAMN INNOVATIVE
STICK TO WHAT WORKS.
NEXT!
>>250104162
Cheft, i went through several iterations and i can safely say that this is by far the best looking dish! Guests will feel like royalty when this is served.
>>250103187
>Amy's Baking Company
>my face 7 minutes in
oh christ I'm not ready for this shit
the train isn't even on the tracks it's airborn
>>250104374
but he offered the perfectly fine version chef!
>>250104506
Just strap in, because it's one hell of a ride.
>>250103019
Kissing arse won't do you any good. Piss off you donkey and make something presentable!
>>250104128
It looks a little old by modern standards but my god is it lovely. I just can't get enough. SERVICE!
>>250104434
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. YOU'VE COCKED IT ALL UP!
>>250104506
It just gets better and better. The best part is the crazy didn't even end with the episode. There's a whole story that unfolds on the internet after
>>250104374
H-how about now chef?
>>250104702
Where can one read of the continuing adventures of that absolutely crazy fucking witch? My ears and eyes need to hurt more.
I've seen Amy's Bakery, are there other good episodes to watch?
>>250104162
Sorry chef, it wont happen again. I will serve now the best of the best right now chef.
I serve this course in my restaurant all the nights, I know a good chef like you chef will see how great it is
Just finished my dish one jrpg ready to serve
>>250103943
anyone?
![Fallout_New_Vegas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vvg6zIF.jpg "Fallout_New_Vegas[1].jpg")
>>250104162
chef i took his order and made it better, i was rushed though so im honestly not really happy with the presentation
>>250105084
La galeria 32 is pretty good also the burger kitchen.
>>250104883
Look for the facebook page, in short people troll them until they close anything.
>>250105157
Sorry I couldn't find it for you online
>>250100846
Ugh, I can't believe this
Look at the recipe dammit, it needs to be balanced!
Rebalance the whole thing and we are good to go
How about a big rig sim Chef?
![Red_Dead_Redemption[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ATW1BiM.jpg "Red_Dead_Redemption[1].jpg")
One open world game coming up, however it's not for every customer
>>250105123
Perfect.
>>250105439
everything*
Sorry, is pretty late in my end
>>250104883
Funny you should ask. The first episode of the newest season of Kitchen Nightmares was "Return to Amy's Baking Company". It sums up their summer of crazy rather well
>>250105157
http://www.fox.com/watch/29299267648 for the original episode
http://www.fox.com/watch/220999747523 for the return
>>250098927
>A Wild arms picture on /v/
Shit, is been forever since I saw something from my favorite game posted here
FUCK YOU, I'M NOT NO CRYSIS BITCH.
I'M SERVING COD GHOSTS.
>>250105660
>This content is not available in your location.
Well fuck
>>250105814
/v/ has bad taste anon, all they play is AAAs and indie shit, why do you think those are the only games that ever get traction around here?
>>250105660
was asking about the one where he liked the food, but I think i found it anyway.
i'm sorry chef Ramsay... this is all I could offer on time...
>>250105116
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? IT MAKES NO SENSE WITH THE DAMNED DISH. YOU THREW IN FLAVORS THAT HAD NO PLACE ON THERE!
>>250105123
This... All of you come up here and taste this. This is what you should learn from and try to make.
>>250105424
This is an excellent interpretation on the dish. You've gone back to the fundamentals of the original recipe and worked them to your advantage. SERVICE!
>>250105980
a US proxy should do it, otherwise it's available on a lot of streaming sites.
http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/kitchen_nightmares/ season 6 episode 15 and then season 7 episode 1
>>250105980
there should be full eps on youtube, just search for "amys baking company" and "return to amys baking company"
>>250106114
CHEF, WHERE ARE YOU AT, I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING AT ME BUT I DONT SEE YOU
>>250105530
In one dish you have reignited my love for cooking.
>>250105516
In one dish you have killed my love for cooking.
Got a great simulation right here chef!
How is this for a simulator, Chef? It's about logistics!
PLATFORMER FRESH OUT THE OVEN COMING YOUR WAY CHEFAlso, you should do that thing where someone puts the food up front, chef checks it, and he's like "bloody hell, it's fucking raw. Everybody stop. EVERYBODY FUCKING STOP! FEEL THAT! PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON IT! IT'S RAW! FUCKING RAW! You know how it goes
a bit of an old school recipe but certainly still works great
CHEF, A RUSSIAN MAN FORCED THIS INTO MY HANDS AND THEN DISAPPEARED
JRPG here chef
>Hell's kitchen team based video game
>7 vs 7
>One person on each team is a leader of their brigade and the rest either choose or chosen to a station
>The ultimate team challenge
>Teammates must talk to each other constantly
>Microphones are absolutely mandatory
>Playing this with /v/ and the team leader tries to put on his best Gordon Ramsay impression
>>250106105
This is forgettable. It's a damned shame because you had all the right ingredients here but you just couldn't pull them together.
Perhaps cooking isn't what you're meant to do. Don't try to do this again, you'll only cause a headache to yourself and others.
>>250106538
It's tasty but I would question the plate you've used here.
>>250106604
WHY WOULD YOU SERVE UP THIS TRIPE FROM A STRANGER? IT'S A GOD DAMN MOCKERY OF >>250103841 'S WONDERFUL DISH!
>>250106480
Playing it safe won't win you this competition. You can't always just show the same dish over and over expecting great results. Put some more time into creativity and start over.If others want to play Ramsay they can, it'd be fun and helpful since I don't know every single game that's posted
>>250106220
HOW ABOUT NOW YOU BLIND DONKEY
>>250106868
IT'S TOO SHARP, I CUT MY MOUTH TO SHREDS WITH THE EDGES. IT'S TOO SALTY AND NEEDS A REDUCTION!
>>250106868
ALL OF YOU STOP
Taste this. DONT LOOK AT ME YOU HORSES ARSE, FUCKING TASTE IT
DO WE SERVE AVERAGE FOOD IN HELL'S KITCHEN, OR DO WE SERVE GOOD FOOD?
GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE GAME LADS! CAN YOU COOK OR NOT?
>some anons in this thread are tabbed out experiencing Amy's Baking Company for the first time
lucky bastards
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>>250090639
I got an FPS with heavy strategy seasoning. Is this too exotic?
>>250090639
If 5 OP gets eaten by tornado
>this thread
Fucking perfect
>>250105660
>>250104702
>>250104635
Jesus Christ this shit is unreal
It's like one of those made up stories you read on /b/ except it's real
>>250106305
WHY ARE YOU SERVING ME MOLDY FOOD? DID YOUR FATHER THROW YOU AT A FUCKING WALL AS A BABY? I NEED FRESH INGREDIENTS, NOT SHIT!
IF YOU CANT COOK THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN
>>250107752
Fantastic dish. Not perfect, but still very fantastic. SERVICE
>>250107957
everyone loves a good trainwreck
>>250107453
>>250107418
FINE CHEF. HERE'S A SLIGHTLY MORE REFINED TAKE ON THE DISH
>>250107957
Watch the Return episode from Season 7. It recaps a lot of shit, and there's even more shit you don't see in that episode.
This thread needs to be screencapped and archived. It's wonderous.
>>250108093
You, come with me. In here.
Look, i dont know what's going on, but you have GOT to pull it together. You're serving me half assed, okay-ish dishes, and it's just not your best, and you know that! Can you cook? Don't you love cooking?
Then get out there and she me some fucking passion of god's sakes!
WRPJ READY, CHEF.
>>250095695
I was scrolling through this thread and saw this face. Suddenly all the memories flooded back. Now I have to go watch the return.
HERE YOU GO CHEF
does anyone have the gif of amy and her boy toy rolling their eyes?
>brother tells me I should watch this episode of kitchen nightmares
oh come on those cooking shows are stupid
>just do it
fine
>50 minutes later walk back to him with a look on my face combining bewilderment, laughter, pity and amazement
>we exchange no words, just a nod of understanding
It's just something you have to see to believe and then you have a duty to show others.
Speaking of WRPGS I finally picked up system shock 2 and I'm thinking about recording my blind playthrough of it. Not going to talk over shit in game but I'm thinking it'll be better to provide some commentary as I'm going through the game.
Does this sound like a good idea that might be enjoyable to some?
Also what class should I pick for my first play? Already been through the beginner/advanced tutorials and the marine/tech/psi tutorials and i'm at the point where you pick your class.
Haven't touched this recipe in awhile chef, but I think it's a good one.
>>250108637
chef, I wouldn't waste your time getting upset over THAT one...these avant-garde, molecular freakshows nobody will ever understand. They do what they want.
Man, Im in the half of the return and shit is the tits.
Im glad I always give in person the tip to the waitress. From where I come from you have to be a good guy and give a tip because the poor girl is breaking her back moving hot plates all over the place.
Heck, if the chef does real fucking good I send him a note
Chef, this dish here is going to be absolute gold.
>>250109106
Nearly done here.
Where I live someone would drive their car through your restaurant if you acted like these two.
>this thread
OP here, I need to get going. Another anon has been playing Ramsay but feel free to do so as well and have fun with it. Didn't expect the thread to work as well as it did.
To those watching Amy's Baking Company, enjoy
>>250109447
You've made my night anon, godspeed.
>>250100889
link?
>>250109447
Thanks anon. This thread was deliscious.
One platformer appetizer coming up, Chef!
>>250108790
A good dish, could use a little more seasoning, but good nonetheless, great job, absolutely great. SERVICE
>>250108878
STOP, ALL OF YOU STOP
CAN SOMEBODY, FUCKING ANYBODY TELL ME WHAT ON GOD'S EARTH THIS IS?!?! RAW ON ONE SIDE, CHARRED ON THE OTHER?!?!?! IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU? DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO LET YOU JERK OFF IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN?!?!
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU SAN SMEAR SHIT ON A PLATE, PUT A PRETTY FLOWER ON IT AND CALL IT A MEAL!?!?!? YOU STUPID FUCKING GITS, YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS! OUT! OUT OF MY KITCHEN! GET THE FUCK OUT! PISS OFF!
>>250108996
Well cooked, nicely seasoned. Looks good, great job. SERVICE!
>>250109118
Yeah, gold in the fucking stone age you cunt faced tit. If You cannot be creative than stick a fork in your arse and fuck off
>>250109447
see ya OP, I'll handle it from here
>>250109576
here's a sampler for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
>meow meow meow
and I fucking lost it
>>250109447
Thanks you bro
Is been a real fun thread, you keep me awake until late
WRPG READY FOR YOU, CHEF.
Chef I know the last dish was a disappointment but I'm sure you'll love this.
W-WRPG coming through.
STRATEGY GAME UP, CHEF.
Chef I know I took a long time to cook this but Im trying my best to stick to the original recipe.
>>250109992
IT'S STILL FUCKING MOOING, AND I CAN HEAR THE CUSTOMERS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE STENCH.
ONE SIMULATOR COMING UP SIR
WRPG ready.
>>250109921
Solid dish, great work! Hey! Look at me! That's what happens when you use your head! perhaps you can try it more often yeah?
>>250109642
A tad dated, but still good nonetheless. Next time, be more creative, give me a fresh and daring dish. Dont rehash known favorites, you will never be a great chef that way
>>250110078
Good god, what the fuck is this? I mean really. Throw it away you stupid git! MAKE ME YOUR BEST DISH OR PISS OFF!
HEY! LOOK AT ME! DO YOU WANT TO STAY HERE? THEN USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU HORSES ARSE!
>>250109992
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! YOU BROUGHT A LIVE ANIMAL INTO THE FUCKING KITCHEN?!?!? WHAT IN THE NAME OF HEAVENLY FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A LIVE FUCKING COW?!?!
HE'S GOT FLIES ALL OVER HIS EYES FOR FUCKS SAKE. I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN WIPE YOUR OWN ARSE, LET ALONE MANAGE TO BRING A FUCKING COW IN MY KITCHEN! GET OUT! PISS OFF YOU FUCKING WANKER!
>>250110160
Mmmm! Tastes good! Great work on that seasoning, but be sure to cook it a little more thoroughly yeah?
>>250110186
This may be a little too hard for a lot of our customers to chew. Are you sure you want to serve that?
>>250104814
This trash might have been a damn privilege back during the blitz but we're not being bombarded by the damned germans now are we, for christsakes show me one of a hundred dishes that improved on that recipe
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>>250105157
I don't have a link, but there was one where it was a soul food restaraunt in Brighton.
Hey chef, you like fighting games, sir. I got some really nice for you here.
Give it a try
JRPG dish is ready chef!
Well chef, this was the best I could do. Opinions?
>>250110682But The First Templar was good.
Sorry chef, let's try this again. WRPG coming through.
