WELCOME, VIDEO GAME FANS, TO THE 19TH ANNUAL ELECTRONIC ENTERTAINMENT EXPO!Let's try this again. I'm ready.
>>250033495
Fuck off
>>250033495
>png
Make it a webm
Heeee's baaaack
WELCOME FAGGOTS TO THE 21ST ANNUAL FRYCOOK GAY GAMES
Presenting The Last of Us 2, preorder now at gamestop to get an ellie fleshlight replica
Is this the Krusty Krabb?
I DECLARE THESE E3 OPEN
>>250034264
Fuck off
>inb4 torrnado kills OP again
>>250034264
>>250034441
The order didn't even open E3 2014.
DID YOU EVEN WATCH IT YOU FUCK
>>250033961
sause
*AHEM* I DECLARE THESE E3 OPEN
>>250034946
Apostle
>>250034959
>>250034773
Sunset overdrive didn't even open E3 2014
ohboy
>30fps game gets replaced by a game that is also 30 fps and isn't even 1080p
OP fucked up
>>250033495
Welcome gay sponge fags to the third annual fry cook shit eating cum games
So begin the 19th E3. I'm Geoff Keighley, and it's a beautiful day here at Los Angeles Convention Center.
>>250035847
>Geoff
>smiling
fake
bump
>>250036091
Geoff was pretty happy this years E3
>>250036091
>>250036276
He hosted Smash Bros so he was happyHe still didn't get to play against Reggie
They come from everywhere. Developing games.
Hurry the fuck up OP, you should've had this prepared beforehand.
I´m here to see this.
I'm enjoying this, please continue OP
And DLC to keep the content coming in... and money.
>>250036735
>>250037348
what does the squid button do?
>>250037910
It squids.
>>250037910
It squids
>>250037910
It dougs.
But the real story is the bitter rivalry between competitors Mr. Krabs of Sony and Plankton of Microsoft.
>>250037910
The same thing as the Doug button.
>>250037910
it dougs
>>250037910
Beefs it
>>250038075
>Micro$oft
>not krabs
>>250038019
>>250038040
Squid mind.
>>250038075
I don´t know why this is so entertenaining, but please continue.
Who could forget the year Sony won gold for this $399 console release?
Not Microsoft.
>>250038539
hehe
>>250038539
>599 US Dollars
>>250038539
this is actually kinda clever
go on
Or when Microsoft won the hearts of millions by performing a massive backtrack routine... with a broken fanbase?
>>250038909
Sony wasn't moved.
>>250038909
You're killing me OP this pretty good.
>>250039186
microsoftblown the fuck out
>>250038909
i can hear his fucking voice
GET THE FUCK OUT MY HEAD
>>250038909
>>250035651
lel
>>250038909
Please continue
>>250038909
jesus christ, keep going
>>250039767
YOU WON'T GET A RESPONSE FROM ME
>>250039380
Great filename.
Audible chuckle/10
Keep going OP.
>>250038909
OP is kill?
>>250039767
You suck children so they won't grow up
>>250039806i fight for my friends
And now, late word is that this year, Sony will be represented by a new console, on what is perhaps the greatest day of his young life.
>>250039902hmph
>>250039946
Vita?
>>250039946
cant be the vita....
>>250039946
oh shit
This is perhaps the greatest day of my young life, Sony. I can't believe I'm representing Sony in E3 2014.
>>250039767
>You are now aware that SpongeBob is 15 years old
>>250039767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4p-SUvicno
>>250033626
POKEMON RUBY/SAPPHIRE 2 CONFIRMED???!!!!
I love these fucking threads, keep going.
>>250040154
what is he supposed to be? I dont get it
To bring home the gold is to bring honor and glory to the PlayStation.
>yfw Stephen Hillenberg is coming back to write the second Spongebob Movie
Playstation now?
>>250038909
my sides have left orbit
>>250040293
Spongebob is a PS4 you moron.
>>250040293PlayStation TV
>>250037910
it dougs
>>250040460
how the hell am I supposed to know that if its just a PS logo?
>>250040460
they said sony already had a 399$ console launch so ps4 was already introduced into the narrative
i dont get how spongebob could be ps4... idk its confusing
>>250040202
No, he's like, 26, his Driver's License said 1986 in the one episode he got one.Oh, wait. That's not what you meant.
>>250040548
Context, read between lines, realize the OP is talking about this last E3, and fuck stop being an idiot.
>>250040548
>Sony will be represented by a new console
>>250040134
nigga it aint the vita. the vita is shit
>>250040386
wait. are you serious. because thats importnt. thats not jut something you can say anon
>>250040318Where's ninty
And all that free publicity will bring in customers! So don't lose!
AYE AYE SONY!
>>250040702
you a shit
>>250040386
You better have something to back that up, Anon.
That's not something you make jokes about.
PS4....PS4....PS4...PS4...
Let me guess, when Spongebob and Patrick see each other's pants it'll be Scalebound (Platinum) and Destiny (Bungie), isn't it?
>>250040386
Did he write the first one? Spongebob turned into horseshit with the movie.
>>250040931
PAY4MP
PAY4MP
PAY4MP
>>250040931
Please, I can't restrain my anxiety, who's gonna be Patrick.
PS4...PS4...PS4...
Hi, PlayStation.
Hi, Xbox.
With the power vested in me, I bless this thread
>>250041003
You mean after the movie right? Because the movie was written as a way to end the series.
>>250040823
What the wasa wasa did you just fucking say to me?
>>250041096
herewegoo
You better be doing the entire episode you shit
>>250041096
IT BEGINS
>>250041096
the plot thickens
>>250041146
The movie was pretty shit too, but afterwards is also horrible.
>>250039186
>Not giving Krabs a Move controller
>>250041234
I think he is.
Are you trying to push out games fast? You'll never get them out in 2014 like that.
this is the best shit ever
>>250040767
>>250041003
>>250040886
http://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/29875-stephen-hillenburg-interview/
In the link to the audio interview, it's somewhere towards the end. He said it himself.
>TFW Classic Spongebob episodes still make you giggle.Spongebob is almost 15 years old.
You gotta push it to 2015!
>>250041379
>>250041379
![[oras externally].png](https://i.imgur.com/El4N3YH.png "[oras externally].png")
>>250041379
You're gold, OP
>>250041379
>>250041379
>>250041514
>>250041514
God dammit, I'm sore and shouldn't be laughing this much.
>>250041514
>>250041431
>>250041379
>>250041514
>>250041364
Unless a tornado decides to strike again
>>250041526
>yukihira
my nigga
Come on, Xbox, I'm trying to make games.
Games? Can I play?
>>250041379
>>250041514
I'm giggling like a retard
>>250041785
Top Kek
>>250041963
This is gonna be fucking gold.
Why is Spongebob the perfect fit for /v/?
>>250042057
Because it's for children.
You have to be a gaming console.
Be a gaming console? Is that all I gotta do? That'll be easy!
>>250042057
because he's a manchild?
>>250042057
why is my dick the perfect fit for your mom
>>250042057
Battle for Bikini Bottom is the GOAT Spongebob game.
>>250041345
>The movie was pretty shit too
>>250042057
Because it is full of man children
>>250041785
So how did the tornado came last time?
>>250042057
Because he's an autistic manchild.
>>250042125
XBONE NO
>>250042165
this game is seriously good
>>250033626
HOENN CONFIRMED
NO ES FAKE
Should I start archiving the thread to make it a webm?
>>250042057
Because the first three seasonsand half of the fourth seasonare some of the best pieces of animation ever.
>>250042334
We have an archive you know
>>250042202
I'm not sure, I had to leave mid-thread so I didn't see a conclusion
What do you mean easy?
How hard can it be?
They don't let just anybody make games. We're an elite corp!
>>250042334
YES RIGHT AWAY
>MFW grew up on basic and I can't relate to a cartoon I've never seen
I fucking hate fun.
>>250042334
Do it!
>>250042401
I'll get the images myself.
>>250042334
>to make it a webm
yes pls
>>250042334
You should make a webm of me sucking your moms dick.
>>250042463
>basic
the coding language?
>>250042334
sure
>>250042413
here it comes.....
>>250042413
PSSSHAAAW
>>250042549
Basic cable.
>>250042334
Be the saviour humanity
>>250042463
what sort of fuckass backwards basic did you grow up with that didn't even have nickelodeon?
>>250042413
Oh god I'm bracing for the impact.
>>250042524
ayy lmao
Who else is ready for the CGI Spongebob Movie 2?
>>250042413
>29, 31
>>250042660
>CGI
Please no
>>250042419
>>250042469
>>250042495
>>250042559
>>250042619
I'll make it a youtube video, instead.
What audio should we use for all of this. We'd better find some stock crowd cheering and such.
>>250042657
Stop this tumblr shit
>>250042660
>3D
>CGI
>>250039767
ebin
Oh, come on. You're just publishing indies.
>>250042852
Ask the TBBT producers
>>250042887
OH FUCK
inb4 taken out by a second tornado
never 4get
>>250042887
#shotsfired
This thread is a true treasure
>>250042660
>>250042774
>>250042871
The sequel is a combination of traditional animation and live action as its predecessor was,[34][35] and also used computer-generated imagery (CGI) to render the characters in 3D.[21][36] Sherm Cohen, who worked as a character designer and the lead storyboard artist of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and left the show in 2005, returned to work on the sequel film.[37]
>>250042463
They show cartoons on basic too stupid.
>>250042887
HERE IT COMES
>>250042887
DAAAAAAAAAAYUM
>>250042887
Perfect
Hey, publishing indies is not as easy as it sounds!
>>250042887
>You're just publishing indies.
>>250043185
kek
>inb4 XBLA
>>250042887
OH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>250042887who's talking in this?
>>250043185
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING ROCK GONNA BE?
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GONNA BE?
>>250042660
They were filming on a street near my college. My roomate got paid to be an extra.
Antonia Banderas is in it, and at some point he says "You're a sponge!"
>>250035651
>22 fps
ftfy
>>250042660
>Spongebob
>anything after season 3
>>250043185
INCOMING MURASAKI MIST
>>250043414
Published.
Why don't you go home Xbox? You can compete in the Most Cancerous Online Userbase Games.
>>250043402
>I haven't watched this episode
>Sony and MS
So fetid turd or somewhat shitty?
>>250043414
That was a different episode. Though they should probably do that one sometime.
>>250043402
it's a response to the last statement. and there's only two characters in-scene right now
>>250043402
Xbox
SONY PRESENTS
PRETENTIOUS THE GAME
>>250043414Minecraft
>>250043530
REKT
>>250042660
>CGI
>>250043530
SO DIFFICULT
>>250043414
Wrong episode
>>250043402
Patrick
>>250043414
wrong episode, you donut
HURRY THE FUCK UP OP!
>>250037910
Splatoon isn't a game about Squids that ink.
It's a game about Inks that squid.
>>250043530
>>250043185
>>250043414
I am disappointed that there wasn't a game under that rock.
>>250043514
>>250043562
>>250043576
>>250043648
>>250043667
He's talking about the little pebble on the ground Patrick flips in a few seconds.
>>250043530
Maybe should have broken this one up...
flip motion
separate posts for spongebob and patricks dialogue too
>>250042887
#REKT
>>250043530
>>250043769
Just imagine the rock being the Vita
>>250043667
No, Patrick flips a rock on the ground with his foot and makes a *PSSH* noise.
OP missed out on the chance to make a really good joke by throwing in an image of some indie game.
Well, at least I don't include a NSAbot camera.
You take that back!
PS MOVE! PS MOVE! PS MOVE!
You don't even have PS Move.
What was this episode called? I need to rewatch it
>>250043769
Boy, you must have hated the PS3.
>>250043667
>>250043648
>>250043562
>>250043514
You daft niggers, he flips that rock and makes a sizzling sound in the original episode. I didn't mean Rocky, that magnificent snail.
>>250042202
That OP said he was posting while there was a tornado warning outside and a green sky (generally a good sign one's near). He vanished for a bit, but then supposedly started posting from his phone.
>>250043939
Pretty sure it's the Fry Cook Games.
>>250043530
>>250043935
>playstation camera at e3 2014.jpg
>>250044012
thanks
>>250043530
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>>250043939
The Fry Cook Games.
>>250042852
I'm getting there...
>>250035372
The Order is not 1080p either
HARDWARE FAILURES
>>250044219
wait, but thats exactly what Sony's doing....
>>250044352
Forgot pic.
>>250044219
>>250044390
>>250044535
That's Xbox yelling to PlayStation.
>>250044535
Its what Patrick is shouting at Spongebob
>>250044535
Spengebab isn't talking, he's reacting.
>>250042660
>CGI
One
fucking
job
>>250044572
all we need now are voices
http://pollystreaming.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Season-2-Episode-16b-The-Fry-Cook-Games_v7236
>>250040661
obviously, its the PlayStation TV
>>250044572
You should find footage of the actual scene and put the logos on top of it, so it's not just a slideshow of images
>>250044818
>I'm gonna get a job as a fry cook and it'll be easy!
You fucked up
Bracing for "MY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
>>250044572
Are you putting in the original background music? I can get you all that
>>250044771
and the exact soundtrack from the episode, it needs to happen
>>250044818
>job as a fry cook
Think you fucked up OP
PS4! PS4! PS4!
What's that smell in the air? I smell Microsoft!
>>250044818
>Xbox: I'm gonna get a job as a fry cook and it'll be easy!
You're starting to slip up
>>250044917
Please do, anon.
Put it in a mega link.
>>250044913
I think it's one of Xbox's better ideas
>>250044959
jew nose incoming
