>Aw, darnit Peg! I just can't beat Nito! Is there anything that can kill him?
>Try using one of your dirty socks, Al.
>>248813870
[laugh track with intermingled ooooo's]
>>248813870
>you will never be Al Bundy
>you will never hatefuck Peggy
>this thread will never be vidya
A fat woman walked into Gamestop today. She asked if we had any games with strong female protagonists. I said there were plenty: Metroid, Tomb Raider, Bayonetta. But those weren't good enough for her! Oh no! She said they were all too pretty. Too sexy. She said she wanted a protagonist who looked like her.
I told her it would just too hard for the developers. Why, just to render her rear end they'd need more polygons than any game made in the last eight years!
Now I don't know when they started letting women carry rocket launchers...
>>248814069
Al must have good dick game
Hey guys!
>I've died so many times Peg, I don't think I've seen anything deader
>What about your sex life, Al?
>>248814541
Don't stop
>>248815041
RIP her tits
>>248813870
You know what, fuck it I enjoyed so fucking much with this show. I love it, and one of my favorite shows ever.
Best thread on /v/ right now.
>Oh Al, look at all this neat DLC I just bought! My characters' wearing a little hat! Isn't that cute?
>And where did you get the money for this, Peg?
>Oh, don't worry Al. It isn't my money. It's your's.
>>248814541
>When will they make a game character *I* can relate to, Al? Hmm? I can't wait for that game to come out.
>Banjo Kazooie came out a long time ago, Marcy.
>>248816264
>>248814069
>wanting that old hag
>not wanting to rape Christina Applegate
Best show on the planet. I need to get myself a boxset.
>>248815041
WOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>I'll have you know I get plenty of action on Friday nights!
>Japanese dating sims don't count, Bud.
>Hey! I don't play those!
>Oh right, I forgot. Even Hanako has standards.
>>248816897
HAHAHA
>>248814069
The joke that Al never wanted to fuck Peg made me hate him even as a child.
>>248816897
>Hey Bud, they made a video game about your sex life. It's called "Eternal Darkness"!
>Oh yeah, they made on about your sex life too. It's called "Splatoon."
>>248817295
she was his wife for gods sake
>mfw this thread is tangentially vidya related because an episode is on right now with Milla Jovovich
>>248817376
I would give my life to play splatoon with Kelly's face.
>this entire thread
I love you guys
>>248817376
>Kelly they made a Psychonauts level based on your mind!
>Really, what's it's name?
>Eternal Darkness
I approve of this thread.
>>248815041
WOOWOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
good times
>>248815041
Pre cancer was nice.
>>248813926
>laugh track
You don't know what a laugh track is, do you?
>This thread
Love you guys
>>248818673
Thanks Tak.
>>248817529
i you too
>>248818398
Do you?
>>248814069
>you will never hatefuck young Alicia Silverstone
Fixed.
these le threads are the only reason why i come here anymore
>>248819135
What are you waiting FOUR?
This version was better.
>>248819412
Francella stop posting
>>248819387
ah man nice differential 22 dubs
>>248819459
>>248819459
>>248819459
:O
>>248819459
>>248819001
>Do you?
Yes. Married With Children isn't it.
>>248819412
>Luisana Lopilato
I am glad I looked that shit up, holy fuck is that bitch hot.
/r/ing any vidya female with Peggy Bundy hair and outfit
>>248819412
>This version was better.
wrong picture m8
>>248816264
>>248819931
Aw heck hit the road Jack
>>248819710
I can't watch more than 4 minutes of the show without having a big fucking boner.
>>248819459
You've got to bethree hundred and eightyme.
>This thread
You guys are golden.
>>248819712
Don't have vidya, but will this work for you?
>>248820989the joke is that her voice actress is peggy bundy
Married with Children was timeless. I cant think of this man as anything but Al Bundy
>>248821084
That wasn't really the joke in that episode, but yeah Katey segal does the V.A for leela.
>>248819412
russians like this even thou original was on tv a lot earlier.
>>248821670
ugly motherfuckers
Al: Hey Jefferson! What did you do that earned you so much money?
Jefferson: I sold cosmetic hats in Team Fortress 2. Yeah that place is so polluted with traders that you'll never see a sequel in another 20 years.
Al: Gaben will still release Half Life 2- Episode 3, right?
Jefferson: [laughing uncontrollably as he walks backwards out the open door, closing it in front of him.]
Al: Oh well. I guess I'll check what's on Steam sales...
>>248821176
I was the same, but now I see him as Jay Pritchett
>>248813870
>>248821812
fanmade pornkek
>>248822247
maor?
>>248813870
Nice one, op.
Gotta watch the bundies yet again someday.
>Al bundy after watching e3 2014
>>248821637
>I didn't realize this for this long
>>248819931
nikki cox was so good-looking
it's a shame what botox did to her
>>248823574
>botox did to her
you mean what she did to herself.
botox dont attack people on its own.
>>248815590
>RIP her tits
Oh no, oh no.Oh god nooooo. There really is no god.
>>248818903
You fucked up so hard.
>>248823574
>it's a shame what botox did to her
Oh god, this future fucking sucks ass.
>>248826563
that's not real, is it?
... is it?
>>248817440
That's the fucking reason he doesn't want to fuck her.
>>248826563
That's not botox though, that's just aging with that kind of face. You can see most of the shit already was there but just to a lesser extent in >>248819931
>>248813870
Thank you for this thread
>>248821670
got damn, slavs look so weird... they're like... bootleg white people.
>>248819412
No, this is.
>married with children point'n'click adventure game
Make this happen.
Your favorite video game is nowfeatured in a cutaway on family guy
What is it like, and how bad is it?
>>248831652
My gf gave me one of those t-shirts last christmas. I was rather proud of her then
>>248831715
I pressed new thread and it posted it here
I never asked for this
>>248831652
> yfw Al Bundy had been fighting SJWs decades ago
>>248831761
For being a dumb cunt?
this is funny andnot vidya
>>248816897
Top fucking kek.
>>248831715
>"JC! You killed that innocent bystander!"
>well, what can I say, he looked suspicious, I bet he was carrying a bomb
>"wait.. is this because he's brown skinned? you're bit of a racist, JC"
>heh heh, what a shame
>>248831964
andnot funny
>>248816264
HOLY SHIT HAHAHA
>>248831761
>>248831898
Here's some tumblr blubbers getting wrek'd by Al Bundy.
>>248831715
>yume nikki
i don't want to think anymore
>>248816264
I would've accepted an Alfred Chicken joke as well, but no one played that.
>>248814541
>>248832360
I never realized Al had that backstory.
>>248831860
Thanks for letting me know you'll be posting shitty threads like this all day. Now I know not to bother browsing today. Later, faggot.
>>248816264
>>248832778
Al came really close to cheating on Peg, but never went through with it. He was probably raised with at least a bit of honor, even for a Bundy.
>>248819692
It fucking is
>>248832778
Have you seen a single episode?
>>248831652
We should totally make this t-shirt into the official anti-feminazi uniform.
>>248832778
He's always seen as a scumbag male pig, but nobody ever questions why he is that way. They just assume that he's a muhsoggykneeist because he was born that way, but in reality he's just a poor guy who got shat on by society.
>>248833046
Yes, but never early seasons.
>>248833062
They should've mentioned it more. It gives the character much more depth.
>>248833054
>implying it's not already one
But no seriously, I would wear one if I had one.
>>248832862
oh. okay....
>>248831715
>Monster Hunter
Well, Macfarlane already shows he likes Crapcum games
>>248833151
They mention it all the fucking time in every god damn episode, what's wrong with you? It's one of the main themes of the fucking show.
>>248833038
explain how in a lot of episodes you hear people in the crowd yelling "go al" or "go peg", or the fact that they never show the side of the room that the camera is positioned in the shot?
>>248819692
It's an actual audience, why do you think they had to pause so much at times? It was genuine laughter.
>you will never watch a live recording of Married With Children
>makes less than minimal wage
>minimal wage back then was $4.25
I feel so sorry for al
>playing Married With Children Online
>most I can score is 3 touchdowns
>in a whole season
>mfw
>>248833659
>that time Al got a check for 237 dollars
How did he survive?
>>248833561
The show was filmed in front of studio audience but sometimes they employed the laughtrack in post production if the skits didn't elicit any strong response from the audience.
>>248832778
Scoring four touchdowns in a single game of high school football is often said to be the highlight of Al Bundy's life, as he had never been able to top this one event. This occurred during a state championship game, when Al's team at Polk High had been down by three touchdowns and the coach had made the decision to quit the game. Al prevented this, and went on to score four touchdowns, the three to catch up, and the one to win, winning the game for Polk High.
>>248832449
>Peter's walking around
>suddenly that ghostface thing pops up
>Peter screams and punches it
>it falls to the ground
>Peter keeps punching it till he's exhausted
>blood everywhere
>turns out its Meg in a sheet
>>248831898
>/v/ is Al Bundy
>gaming" journalism" is Marcy Darcy
>>248833596
>It's an actual audience, why do you think they had to pause so much at times? It was genuine laughter.
>those few moments where the actors try to keep composure and hold back their smiles while the audience goes nuts.
It's infectious, I smile too.
>>248833929
W-why does that work?
>thread turned to feminist shit
way to ruin a thread
>>248833929
A downtrodden individual whose plight will never ever be recognized. We should make Al the face of /v/ from now on. Truly the hero /v/ deserves.
>>248831652
>the femisnazi backlash that would come from this
Fucking glorious.
>>248833659
>minimal wage back then was $4.25
The dollar was a lot stronger in the late 80's and early 90's. $4.25 back then was like 12 dollars today.
>>248834272
It ruins everything it touches. The only solution is chemo.
>>248834272
Get the fuck out, Marcy.
>>248831715
HoMM3
I'm sure it'd be some god awful joke about two units interacting and saying how they don't want to fight each other.
>>248816264
Shit that was good.
i spilled my sperm from my mouth on my keyboard
>>248831652
http://www.betterthanpants.com/no-ma-am-t-shirt.html?gclid=CImin-W0gb8CFZFufgodfBkA7A
S....should I buy it /v/
>>248832360
>talking-fedora
>>248834739
No you fucking fag. Stop being easily swayed by /v/.
>>248819621
What was it?
>>248834901
It's probably one of them ironic nicknames to piss off feminazis.
>>248833929
>A fat feminist come into my gaming today...
>>248834739
Yes, right after you buy God's Shoes
>>248832773
where do i know this guy from?
![9-Story-Fugget-About-It-v03-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9UpaaZq.jpg "9-Story-Fugget-About-It-v03-2[1].jpg")
boy i sure do love family man sitcoms
>>248831715
>This is worse than that time I ran away FROM the circus!
>Stuff happens
>Children die and/or "gay experience at camp" joke
Booooooo!
>>248835021
Shut up, Marcy.
>>248835142
He's Rob Schneider you underage fuck
>>248835243
>not amerifat
>must be underage
also, did this not answer my question, but thx for the name. i use google now
>>248835131
Do they actually sell these?
>>248832360
fuck you man. i was laughing until now. now i feel really sad for him.
but he knows what he has to do and no matter what, he`ll stand up to his word. he is a hero
>>248833929
than who is peg?
>>248835314
He's a fucking movie start for fuck's sake, I don't care what third-world shithole you come from, you might have at least come across one of his shitty movies while on the internet, fag.
>>248835442
Dorito Pope.
>>248835442
The gaming industry
>>248835591
Did Kelly accidently put her hand on 'him'?
>>248835508
>He's a fucking movie star
>Rob Schneider
he's a glorified extra in his Bar mitzvah buddy Adam Sandler's earlier movies. The last thing Rob Schneider did of note was show up in South Park over a decade ago to be made fun of.
>>248835706
Yes.
"Accidently"
>>248835508
>moviestar
>enjoying the lowest form of entertainment ever which requires zero interactivity
>>248835907
he was good in The Benchwarmers
>>248835907
>South Park
THANK YOU. that's where i know him from. the carrot dude. now i can sleep
>Nito
>Hard
JUST KILL THE FUCKING TRASH MOB SKELETONS FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>248835907
>>248835921
Never said he was any good.
>>248836064
>he was good in The Benchwarmers
let's be real, the only reason Rob Schneider got into movies at all is because he's Jewish and was friends with other Jewish people in films.
Superior.
Fapped so many times to the daughter.
>>248836362
The English language is very nuanced. Words like "star" carry the connotation that someone is well liked and maybe even admired. Rob Schneider is none of those things, he's just a greasy rapist looking goblin motherfucker and he's brought on because that elicits some laughs from people.
>>248836696
What is the Undertaker doing back there?
This isn't wrestlemania.
>>248833151
They mention it like every other episode. He was an up and coming football star but Peg got knocked up so he married her and dropped his dreams of playing football to support them.
>>248836803
And he broke his leg. Forgot that bit.
>a bomb
>>248836696
>Hard-R version of Married with Children
Yeeeees
>>248821176
>>248831898
too bad now Ed O'Neill plays in Fag Enabler The Sitcom
Honestly though Al should be the face of /v/ and peg is the gaming industry we hate her but we still keep coming back every night, and for some unknown reason we can't live without her. Plus we all act like someway Al in some way on here, just loathing everything with a few exceptions.
>>248837321
>too bad a guy that couldn't find work for years because every time he tried to get a job acting idiots in the audience would chant "BUNDY! BUNDY!" at him finally got a job on another wildly successful sitcom
Yeah, what a shame.
>>248837321
Damn straight. It's a shame that show is as funny as it is with how jewwy it is too.
>>248837321
What?
>>248835147
Goddammit, Canada. Go back to making stuff like Reboot and Beast Wars.
>>248837109
This slut was just too much for my poor dick.
Constantly naked, bathing with her brothers or getting fucked by someone.
>>248837321
That show is crappy because it's poorly written, not because it's "progressive." And they keep winning awards... meanwhile Arrested Development gets jack-shit.
>>248837690
Modern family. He plays as a father who has a gay son and doesn't know how to approach him because he's old fasioned
>>248837770
That's because Arrested Development is shit.
>>248837321
Oh man, that is some great bait. You used a word people don't like and a psychology term and everything. This is A+ bait right here.
>>248837770
Raising hope is better than both of them
>>248815041
Those tits are literally the only reason to watch this show.
>>248816264
>>248832360
God fucking DAMN.
Kudos to whoever wrote that stuff.
Femnazis getting the fuck told
>>248837954
You fucking what, m8?
>>248816264
I don't get it.
>>248837865
I don't like how the gays on that show are written as being massive queens. Sure that's how some gays are, but still.
I also don't like how whats her name Mexican girl is written.
Everything else on that show is great, though.
>>248837770
To be fair that last season of Arrested was awful.
>>248837770
AD and MF are both shit.
>>248816897
FEEL THE BURN. Oh wait
>>248832360
Show me a man who does not worship Al Bundy, and I'll tell you that it's not a man at all.
>>248831715
>read the descriptions on the engravings done by your dwarfs
>they are just bland jokes involving famous people and are completely unrelated to the story of your fort or the story of the world you live in
>>248831715
>Oh wow this is just like that time I played World of Warcraft for fifteen hours straight!
>cuts to the dad naked on the PC screaming about dots, dragons, typical us gamers shit
>dumb GAME OVER sound plays, he punches the screen, runs to the bed, screams and shoves a remote up his ass
>cuts back to whatever typical sitcom episode archetype they're on
>>248839280
Your favourite game is WoW?
>>248839395
2006 was a magical time. I can't really pick a straight up favorite game though, WoW popped into my head first.
>>248837954
>>248838325
naw, it's not that it's shit, it's just not funny
I still like the story progression
>not wanting to fuck Peggy
Plebs
>>248836169
Steve: Why so casual, Al? Forgot you can reinforce your weapons because you skipped all the dialogue in your Let's Play videos.
Al: You watched those, Steve?
Steve: Sure, Al. You deserve at least four digits in your life, even if its only in video views. Just you wait, I'll show you how a pro gamer like myself beats a harcore game like this. I'll beat it without dying, shame your subs to sub to me and get so much ad revenue on Youtube. I'll be the next Pewdiepie while you can only hope to be the next DarkSydePhil
Marcy: (screaming from next door) STEVE, I CAN'T GET THIS FRAPS TO WORK FOR OUR PEGGLE 2 GAME!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP OUT!!
Al: ...
Steve ...I need to warm up before I tackle Dark Souls, Al. I got to get monetization to work before I release my videos. I might need to buy a green screen so I can put myself in the video so they know who is playing it.
Al: Sure thing, Steve. Tell Marcy that the next game she should play is Alfred Chicken. I want to know how a pro poultry plays a game with just her beak.
>>248835147
What the gimmick of this one?
They're mafiosos?
>>248840094
God damn it, I lost.
>>248831715
>monster hunter
>in the middle of killing a monster
>the cat speaks to you "remember that time when Billy Crystal was eating hot dogs on the Eiffel tower?"
>game cuts to a cutscene showing Billy Crystal eating hot dogs on the Eiffel tower
>hot dog falls to the ground
>scene ends and you can finally go back to fighting the monster
I think it would be a good way to present Monster Hunter to the new kids, but it's still too much gameplay so it'll bomb.
>>248835570
no. she is vidya. /v/ hates vidya the most
>>248840094
>>248836696
What the hell is this trash?
>>248840094
you brilliant motherfucker
>>248834272
serious. fucking cunts
http://www.primewire.ag/tv-10156-Married-with-Children
>>248813926
>>248819001
All 260 episodes were with actual audience,except a few which were pre-recorded(like the one where Amanda Bears playing her lesbian cousin and Marcy).
>>248837109
>>248842101
>>248836801
The Netherlands infamous tv/movie family Flodder,about an asocial white trash family who moves from a ghetto to a rich neighborhood. Hilarity ensues.
>>248840094
>>248816264
Holy shit my sides
So would EA be Peg's mom?
>>248840094
10/5 post
>>248837770
The new season of Arrested Development was godawful.
>>248817376
>Eternal Darkness
>Not Alone in the Dark
Step it up.
>>248841670
>Anon are you going to play me tonight?
>I would rather eat my own eyeballs
>>248816264
Shit like that is why I can still laugh at reruns of the show.
>tfw they stopped playing married with children reruns
>>248855354
>what is TBS
>>248840094
DO YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING SHOW?
DON'T DIE ON ME YET, THREAD
>>248823289
>>248821637
>>248821637
>That wasn't really the joke
The entire episode was basically just them shoving in as many Married with Children references as possible. They even had those rats and pig character to sit on the sidelines and hoot.
>>248855448
American
>>248821637
>the alien's name is Alfonzo, but she calls him Al
>there's a laugh track
>they're on a couch in the same blocking
>her hair is done the same way
it was a goat tier gag but the fuck are you thinking that was the whole joke
>>248841670
We keep losing our money to it just to sit there and watch the internet all night, unwilling to play with the games that cost so much.
>>248855448
Don't they play at 5 in the morning?
>>248856976
Yeah, but what are you even doing on /v/ if you aren't awake at 5AM?
>>248831715
What would a W101 cut away gag look like?
Also fuck your filename
>>248835142
Most likely this movie
>>248835147
Thank christ it's only Hulu Exclusive in the states
This show was so fucking bad I wanted to kill myself
>>248856976
They're pretty random. Sometimes they're 5 in the morning, sometimes they're 6 in the morning, sometimes 7. However, at least usually when it's not on, My Name Is Earl is on, and that show's pretty good.
>>248838075
You know, besides the fact that it's a damn good sitcom.
>>248851474
I LOVED the first three seasons and thought it was some of the most brilliantly written television ever filmed.
The fourth season is fucking terrible.
>>248857635
>tfw I'm buddies with the youngest Surf Ninja IRL
>>248838075
it's a shame they don't exist anymoreshe had a double mastectomy
>>248858185
I don't know why but I'm kinda of jealous of this, if it's true.
>>248858185
prove it or else I'm just going to think you're That Kid [But On the Internet]
>>248838410
Me too. Would someone enighten us?
>>248858627
All keeps calling her a chicken/bird because she has small tits. Banjo Kazooie involves a bird.
I'm guessing that's it.
>>248838410
>>248858627
Marcy looks like a bird.
>this thread
I rate this thread a 10/10.
It is perfect in every god damn way.
>How do you do it, Al? Selling women's shoes must be the worst job in the world. Can you name a job less respectable, more humiliating and worse paying?
>Yes I can, Jefferson. It's called "Game Journalism."
>>248861841
10/10
>>248861841
>not shooping a site logo on his smock
So close
>>248834725
wut
>>248862351
>responding to 3-hour-old reply-bait
>>248833561
Poor production
>>248833023
>posting this almost literally as far away from christmas as is possible
muh 'tism
Never found Kelly Bundy sexy throughout every season of the show. Christina Applegate isnt that attractive at all.
Had the same issue with Anchorman where she is suppose to be the net hot woman in town. But she wasnt. The women Ron and the others were talking to in the beginning of the movie are way more attractive.
>>248861089
took me a moment, but thanks for the chuckle
are we really doing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVygOBHV3HY
>>248862928
Same, it was all about Peggy for me
>tfw now all i watch is milf porn
>>248819412
>>248864007
General O'Neill I know you didn't like the Goa'uld but you didn't have to EAT all of them
>>248863435
Holy shit that's adorable
>>248817775
>Pumpkin, whatever happened to that "Raz" kid who was over here?
>I don't know, he jumped into my mind an hour ago and he hasn't been back.
>Oh, well sweetie, he's as good as dead.
>>248863435
Christina is lovely even without her tits.
>>248863454
>mfw seeing her with her original hair the first time
>>248815041
>not masturbating furiously to this
>>248835419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyLmSAnoR6g
This was important enough to screencap.
Also, the nanny
![200px-Roseanne_Logo.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JpY6YRt.png "200px-Roseanne_Logo.svg[1].png")
>The last episode to pic related
made me cry
>>248867120
Poor Fran Drescher.
>>248867120
>The Nanny
I watched it obsessively during the early 00's. So much fun back then, now it's kind of eh.
FPoBA is still great.
