SPLATOON THREAD
splatoon porn thread
First for squid puns
1st for oppai squidlolis
Green squidloli is my daughterfu.
SPLATOONth forSPLATOON
HYPE
Nobody actually thinks this De Blob rip-off game is fun, they're just here for the squid loli porn.
Bunch of fucking pedophiles you are, alll of you.
you guys are going berserk aren't you?
Should Inklings have big tentacles?
Or is smaller better?
Shota Artist guy do this
>>247662002
>You will never have enough keys to pay autists to made splatoon pc mods.
12 hours of splatoon and im loving every second of it
2015 is so far away
REQUESTING WEBM OF DEM HIPS
Orange and Blue = Tomboy rivals, have a crush on each other
Cyan and Magenta = Most friendly girls, only play for fun and hold no grudge against opposing teams
Green and Purple = Absolute dicks to everyone, take the game very seriously and only cares about winning, humongous ego
>>247662276
Why is it so hard for you cynical bastards to believe that people might actually find something fun?
When was the last time you had fun related to video games?
>>247661817
Thanks and good night anon.
TIME FOR SQUIDGIRLS DOING SQUID THINGS
>>247662276
Por que no los dos?
>>247661817
I like how Splatoon looks like something straight out of american cartoon channel.
For once there won't be cultural dissonance when I play this with my bros
>>247662342
Already said yes on the other thread.
>>247661817
These threads are so great.
We need more non-lewd OC, especially with the boys too.
Start making a list of cool/funny/whatever requests with the above.
test
>>247662554
It's very uncharacteristic of Nintendo, that's for sure.
>>247662445
>coming up with dojin settings
fuck you this ain't toho/kancolle
>>247662447
>implying video games are fun
>>247662276
I'm loving the idea of this game.
Holding judgement until I actually play it, but I'm interested.
That reminds me that I need to give De Blob + 2 a play.
Alright you know the deal, post your team color /v/.
Tealfag reporting in
KNOWN COLORS SO FAR
Pink vs Teal
Orange vs Blue
Green vs Purple
>>247661817
http://pastebin.com/Qt1FjRn6
here is the list, please shota artist check it out
I will be lurking in the shadows, tell me if anyone wants something added.
please don't hate on any of the squid subjects.
>>247662276
this
GUYS MY DICK IS CHAFING HELP
>that feel when there will never be an atomic purple squid girl
Why has no one made an Ojou inkling with drill tentacles?
>>247662276
Speaking of which is there an dump for all the splatlewd created alread?
>>247662276
>implying
I don't even own a Wii U and I'm still hype as fuck.
>>247662276
No. Stop. Bad. Don't shit on this game and try to flame bait. People have been asking for a new IP from Nintendo for a while, and every single time a new one was made, there was a mild amount of hype and then shitposting galore. Now we don't even have biweekly threads about them.
how long can I safely masturbate for without cumming, I did like 8 hours once, but i'm going for 12 this time
>>247662713
better versions of every single crap reaction image done so far.
Start with a quality POMF
>>247662713
Two squidgirls covered in each other's ink (I don't mean that sexually, just that they shot each other a lot) sitting together and laughing after a fun battle
>>247662276
How can you be so dense?
Unless you just like seeing all of the positive replies?
>>247662787
Orange Masterrace reporting in.
Bright colors are easier to identify right away
this game
I am so ready
>>247662830
Buy an onahole rush delivery.
Or go and buy a squid from the butchers.
UPDATED VERSIONnon-lewd fanart colection
http://imgur.com/a/Hrktk#53
keep posting anons
>>247662787
Teal
Blue
Purple
>>247662787
Green.
All day.
Erry day.
>>247662787
Pretty sure teams can select their colors from a sliding scale of the 3 primaries so it is every possible color vs. every possible color.
>implying this game hasn't already been made, milked for sequels and completely forgotten
>>247662713
I'd like to see one of them giving a high-five to an Inkay, something like pic related.
>>247662973
YES
>>247662750
I'm just basing it on what the promotional screens shows
>>247662713
Inklings hopping from ink puddle to ink puddle.
Hey all you people
Hey all you people
Hey all you people won't you listen to me,
I just played a game,
No ordinary game,
A game filled with squid loliiiiiiis,
Hey man you got to try this game,
It's no ordinary game,
It's the lewdest vidya on the /v/.
AH De ba da ba doo ba da ba de ba da da
Yeeeeah
>>247662973
Is that a Midna squid?
>>247662973
>>247663109
>implying that thing had shooting/swimming in paint mechanics
>>247662830
Buy a squid and use the ink as lube
>>247662973
it's time
>>247662931
until your balls start to hurt really bad
is there a video for this?>>247661817
>>247663109
Thanks doc
>>247662973
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO MY DICK RIGHT NOW
>>247663220
No.
>>247662973
How can one being be so perfect?
>imgur full of porn
>fanart threads
HOW.
HOW THE FUCK.
>>247663109
Yeah? Did it have a Squid button?
>>247662973
>MIDNA SQUID
OH GOD
OH MAN
MOOSE
MOOSE I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE
Does anybody have kachidoki/kiwami (or fuck it kiwami alone) actually stocked right now?
ALSO SPLATOON. Can't wait to steamroll niggs with that paint roller thing in the trailer. Looks like it'll end up being the high paint, low speed weapon? Something like that? Maybe it's for support players (like medic/spy for TF2 for example?)
>>247662879
http://imgur.com/a/k6AOe
I hope it doesn't turn out like subwars. Constant threads for a week then nothing.
>>247662973
PLEASE STOP
MY BALLS HURT
>>247662924
>and every single time a new one was made, there was a mild amount of hype and then shitposting galore. Now we don't even have biweekly threads about them.
Because nintendo fans only use their hype to make/fap to porn of the games in question and don't actually care about gameplay.
>>247662445
Nah, it should be
>Orange
Genki tomboy
>Blue
Hotblooded rival tomboy
>Pink
Kawaii imouto-esque character
>Green
Ojou-sama
>Miku-Hatsune colored
Friendly airhead
>Purple
Tsundere
>>247662973
Yeah, I don't usually save individual fanarts, but this is totally getting saved...
>>247663308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KLQz-7gCnI
this is tumblr & /mlp/ levels of garbageenjoy your disney channel video game faggots
>>247663385
squid
lolis
Japs hit the jackpot
>>247662973
>>247662973
>midsplat.jpg
>not squidna.jpg
fucking
RUINED
>>247663429
>37 images already
BASED
>>247663296
well, here's the smug squid that was requested, partially colored. i'll have to finish it tommorow, so anon who requested it will have to look out for it, if he's still here.
>>247663296
In honor of your work and courage to post it, I shall now pleasure myself with it.
>>247662392
I really need to stop being so fucking lazy and figure out how to do that.
>>247662973
Oh God yes.
>>247662973
Yes
>>247663419
Shoo. This is video games, not /m/.
I can't wait to play this with you guys
>>247662445
>green and purple
>dicks
Oh you.
>>247662713
the inklings are trying to play in the rain, but their ink keeps getting washed away by the downpour which leads to a lot of frustration
>>247663459
This is the first instance of this, you faggot. Main Nintendo girls always have a steady stream of porn, rather than huge bursts.
>>247662973
I dub this Squidna.
>>247662973
>>247663597
i'll keep an eye out for it, thanks again
>>247663547Y-you too.
>>247663179
PC version with AA never
I hope you fags actually are hype for the actual game like me rather than what the characters look like. I hope it will be the tf2 of Nintendo
>>247662276
>people here are ACTUALLY still falling for the semi-re post
why
>>247663465White=Cumdumpsters, shoot actual semen
>>247663590
Man, I fucking love that series.
>>247663803
you're welcome man. drawthreads are free practice for me
>>247662973
I just inked all over the place.
>>247663590
I read this doujin once
Wasn't good for the porn but I was actually kinda interested in the plot
indian chick was pretty hot
>>247661817
Did this game get a date, gonna buy the SHIT out of it
>>247660921
>salty splatoon
I like where this is going.
http://pastebin.com/JYZSd25d
ACTUAL NEED LIST
Who thought this was a blooper game at first?
How is there THIS much porn already?
>tfw still months until the game comes out
>tfw no squid onahole and/or tentacle dildo
>>247662973
>those thighs
My FUCKING dick.
>>247663898
>ruining good pictures with giant signatures
Someone shoop this out please
>>247663923
WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPLATOON
HOW TOUGH ARE YOU?
>>247662973
neat
>>247663465
>Purple
>Tsundere
Yellow or BUST
>>247663465
why is it that weebs always come up with bullshit character establishments for their own circlejerk?
why not just enjoy it for what it is?
>>247664037
THE FLOODGATES HAVE BEEN OPENED
How many goddamn threads have there been already? You people are on fire
>>247664037
It's a young girl with tentacle hair.
You tell me.
>>247664060
>months
Doesn't it not come out until 2015? When's the actual date, I never saw.
>>247663860
Notice that there's no white or red squids shown.
Nintendo knows what they're doing.
>>247663892
>Gun Tribe wasn't good for the porn
You what?
>>247663064
>>247663429
how can I add images to these albums?
Should move this to /vg/ so the threads can last longer and we can have a more organized and informative OP that includes links to stuff
>>247663898
>>247664086
I like the signature, keep it.
>>247664037
Nigga Sparrow pumped out porn what seemed like mere minutes after the announcement.
>>247664037
Two words.Squidlolis
>>247664086
No, get over it and acknowledge it, at least its not a watermark
>>247663838
Yes, quit fucking saying this. WE ARE ACTUALLY HYPED FOR THE GAME, WE'RE JUST REALLY BUSY WITH THE WHOLE PORN THING RIGHT NOW.
Sorry for the capslock, but you're like the hundredth person to make that exact complaint.
Guys
Guys
Imagine thissquidmilf by uno makoto
>>247664037
Lolis and squids go together really well. Add in ink being shot at one another and the ink in question emulates cum of a very sticky variety and you have hot sticky squid lolis blasting hot sticky ink on one another.
>>247663654
source?
>>247663949
I did.
I was expecting Sunshine 2.
But then squid lolis, 9.9/10 its a'ight.
>>247662973
>>247664274
Hello there, TuyoART. Nice drawing.
>>247664101
>new reaction images pouring out of the woodwork
I am pleased.
>>247664226
nah burn it bright and short so faggots who're only in it for fetishes can forget about it
I don't want this becoming another MLP/KS
Do they shoot organic ink?
>>247664226
I actually agree with this. Though let's be honest it'll die in a day or two once people run out of shit to discuss.
>>247664375
Please Anon, stop it.
My dick hurts
>>247664375
>>247664375
That's just grossly disproportionate.
>>247664375
Absolutely disgusting
>>247662973
I started lurking in these threads, not knowing why. I now know, anon, that it was for this, and thank you for your service.
I want this this Splatoon form because this is the way I feel about these threads
>>247664375
Only if her tits lactate ink which she use to breastfeed her squidloli daughter
>>247663731
I hope you are still ready in a near two year span.
We have only began this ride. We still have to go through the stages where:
>Threads get called cancer
>Rumors of something to demoralize people waiting for the release
>Shitposters in full swing using some kind of exploiting troll device like a quote or pretending to be an annoying autist
>/v/ elders denying threads in full swing because the trolls were successful
>game release is plagued by problems
>everyone moving on to something else
Hype trains have a dark side.
I can guarantee that I'll still play though. I'll remind you with a screencap once the time is right.
>>247663892
shes not indian. theres some japanese that are pretty similar to em though, ainu or something they are called.they are treated like shit too, just like native americans
>>247664534
Considering it regenerates over time it has to come from somewhere.
>>247664109
No, see, it's because Ojou-samas and Tsunderes are usually assholes. Green was shown with purple a lot during E3.
>>247664485
Plus the mods will kill the threads because of all the porn.
>>247662713
A group of ink-covered squids hanging out with each other after a long day of inking.
>>247664226
Should probably wait until it's closer to release for that to happen.
>>247663936
>http://pastebin.com/JYZSd25d
cammon man, your list is already outdated,
I already changed the way it looks, and added a lot more.
can't you just let me have my list?
http://pastebin.com/Qt1FjRn6
someone pwr lvl me
>>247664218
You post them and I guess someone adds them to the album if you see them?
its two separate dudes compiling the pics i think.
>>247664232
STILL
NO
TENTACLES
>>247662931
If you reach 12 hours straight, you'll be a world record holder.
No, I'm serious. The current trophy is held by a young Japanese urbanite for an 11 hour session.
>>247664375
>Faggots already trying to ruin the squid loli with fat
No. Fuck off.
>>247664534
They make their own over time but mostly recycle their teammates spent loads
>>247662973
What a jerk whoever made that.
>>247664862
Someone tweet her some fanart.
Does anyone know what porn title would fit Splatoon?
>>247664862
go away
WHY HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU DONE 4KOMA YET
>>247664090
I'm so tough that I haven't fapped yet
>>247663892
>Wasn't good for the porn
>Wasn't
>good
I jacked it to dog girl so much I had to see a doctor. Public indecency is so amazing it demands a sacrifice to the sex gods.
Weapons confirmed so far:
peashooter
launcher
sniper
roller
game modes revealed so far:
turf
You guys think there'll be a roundtable for this?
>>247664375
>>247664651
I would cum so much I would die.
>>247663528
oh, thanks. i should have just googled it. i was under the impression that all of this Nintendo E3 content was streamed, so any videos would be stream captures. guess not
Here's an odd request
Orange squidgirlIn Asuka's red EVA suit
I'm not clear on this, are the characters in the game all girls, or are these threads just focusing on the girls?
looking at some of them it's hard to identify their gender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMP-A-vMxiw
Splatoon reaction
>>247664862
So she literally only cares about games that are centered around females.
Isn't that sexist?
>>247664907
This needs coloringand a micro bikini version
>>247664086
It isn't hard.
>>247662973
STOP MY PELVIS IS ACHING
>>247665065
There are Squidshotas too.
>>247665060
>lolis
disgusting. Never been a fan.
>>247664907
correct
non-lewd album compiler here
You can start bumping all you have and I'll add it
>>247662973
Nice samefag xshit
>>247665060
That's pretty well drawn but she looks like a toddler
>>247664993
Not even humanAre you a squidloli?
Just want to hype up the game a bit, as that E3 Treehouse gameplay left out a lot of cool shit from the trailer.
>FUCKING ROLLER PAINTERS
>SPLAT SNIPERS
>THOSE LEVELS
>FUCKING NUCLEAR SPLAT ATTACK
Friends, if they have other types of modes, a colorful assortment of weapons, and a nice online, we might just have ourselves the best arena shooter since OG TF2.
This porn shit is making me not wanna buy this game now. I hope it gets canceled
>>247665065
There's at least a few who seem to be male but everyone hyping up "CUTE GIRLS INKING CUTE GIRLS"
>>247664862
Not gonna hate her just because it's her. DeBlob was legit fun, and Splatoon will be as well.
>>247664101
Shiggy/10
Keep on keepin' on.
>Anon-kun, please stop pressing X, you're going to make me squid...
>>247663179
She closes one eye when sniping? Damn that's a good small detail.
>>247664862
>most likely exclusively likes it because most of the cast is female
its not going to stop me from enjoying it, but the fact that shes so fucking shallow and desperate for attention does bother the shit out of me
>>247664830
No, fuck off
>>247665060
aww yiss
>>247665060
8/10. Pussy is a bit lacking but I like.
>>247665125
Reminder that there are male characters playable.
Who /a/ here?
>>247664375
But that has already been done.
I really hope the game does well, would be a shame for it to die soon.
Jesus fuck this game can't come out soon enough.
I don't even like multiplayer shooters but the whole ink thing is fucking cool.
>>247664837
Which game
Also
>toaster graphics
>>247664862
holy shit she still exists
>>247665060
That's so adorable it hurts.
>>247665091
Speaking of reactions, is there a foolz archive for /v/ now? I wanted to look at a thread from earlier today and Google didn't turn up anything
>>247665125
Splatoon has more male characters than females
>>247665060
Good shit.
>>247665213
Are you saying you don't like toddlercon?
>>247664862
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.Frankly I'm more hype for Captain Toad right now because I absolutely adored those levels in SM3DW and I don't play many multiplayer games but this, that and Bayo1 being bundled with 2 made me very happy I purchased a Wii U last year.
Thanks Nintendo, for making me aware of a fetish I didn't know I had.
>>247665060
>>247665060
>dat hime cut
>dat grin
hnnng this is like nanashi but better
Why won't you listen to your fans Nintendo?
>>247664232
WHY?
Any idea if it is set in the mario universe?
The squid designs remind me a lot of the mario squids and for some reason it all looks a lot like some of the enviroments and effects in sunshine.
We already know that world is big enough to somehow have mushruum kingdom and the donkey kong forests and other shit.
Also, if they are part of that world, we could have a squid in the next mario games.
Because god damn they sure need more characters for their mario karts/party/sports shit so they don't have to fill the cast of babies and baby bowasers.
Piccolo Squid when?
Game confirmed for best shooter of all time
Other companies, are you even trying?
I better see more games like this and less shit from Sony and M$. At least Nintendo can do shooters right!
>>247665235
But
>>247664534
printer ink
>>247665060
Fucking hell.
Ok, I'm done. Someone fetch me a tissue.
>>247665214
If only
if anyone actually likes my work, I'll do one on white paper and scan next time
so how'd I do?
>>247665060
MUST
NOT
FAP
>>247665060
Art's cute, but stick to just cute. Lewd doesn't look right with how you draw.
>>247665358
>I don't even like multiplayer shooters but the whole ink thing is fucking cool
You and me both. It reminds me of de blob and jet set radio. I look forward to playing their love child.
>>247665060
>[DELETED]
Janitors need to get BTFO
i want to cum inside a squid
>>247663218
>>247664993
I haven't either.
I really want to, but I need to sort these E3 images from Nintendo's event.
Then finally take a shower since I STILL haven't taken one.
>>247662973
>Those hips.
Today has been magical.
my main worry is that there might not be very many diverse stages
>>247664862
stop posting that shit
>>247665060
More squidloli pls.
>>247665572
>I'll do one on white paper and scan next time
please don't
>>247665418
I'm so fucking happy they actually went through with this idea. Literally everyone who played SM3DW came out saying "Man, those Captain Toad levels were actually really fun! They should just make an entire puzzle game around that idea."
It's rare for Nintendo to spring on feedback like that, but I'm damn glad they did.
>>247665419
Wow, nice. Is the other girl going to be colored as well?
>>247665572
That's just ink anon, right?
>Splatoon drawnfags love Splatoon
>they haven't even played it
>>247665397
New site for now
http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/
Are there any drawings where they are older?
>>247665215
imagine if this game had an indoor level that traded map hopping for inking/swimming the ceiling
>>247665572
Notbad/10 needs a little fine tuning
>>247665419
I just want that pic to get finished
>>247665060
MODS = FAGS
>>247665298
Where's the black eye liner?
>>247665297
>tfw /co/ and loving this
this don't even look like your lolis in comiket.
back off
If they add white, it should shoot black.
Also, reminder: squid tentacle suckers have barbs. Careful with your waifu's hugs.
>>247665506
What does the squid button do?
>>247665609
There are faggots that have been lurking the threads since the 2nd thread reporting all lewd they could find.
You asses better wait until I get home to my drawing tabletNah, it's cool, I'll be posting what I can make sometime soon
>>247663220
It's a Squidna.
>>247665723
thank you based horny artists
>>247665773
I'd ink myself so hard
>>247665702
but I don't have a tablet or anything
>>247665753
white paint
>>247665774
been a while since I've drawn anything
>>247665839
squids