Best moment of E3?
I masturbated to this picture yesterday.
She's just perfect.
>cants even wall jump
HOLY SHIT ITS JUST ONE BUTTON
True beauty.
worst e3 spokesmen so far
worse ever
qt3.14
Megaman getting his final smash
I really want to wear her dress, it looks really nice
>>247612474
You know if they HAVE to put a chick up there cant they get one that can press ONE FUCKING BUTTON
She looks like exactly like Cosmo
>>247613102
As the IGN guys said there was probably a screen delay because everyone was fucking up simple shit. And if there is like a half second delay you will be fucking shit up.
>>247612474
she looks like kenneth
>she'll never be mine
>>247614119
I want to have sex with her while she wears it
>>247615169
I'd like to have sex with her while I wear it
>>247614543
He makes a great trap then.
>>247612474
She's so beautiful
>>247615418
I want to have sex with her while someone else wears it and watches us.
kind of want her to sit on my face
>>247615418
Same.
>downs
>>247612474
Bitch can't even wall jump
>>247612474
I wish to marry a girl like her.
you guys have some horribly low standards, pretty sad.
4chan makes me want to throw away and burn all my dresses and skirts.
>>247615759
I want to have sex with you while we watch a recording of her having sex with you
>>247614119
>>247615418
I'd like to have sex with you two.
>>247616023
What's her name? Is there more of her?
>>247616073
You are gay, that's pretty sad
>>247615798
we'll both wear it?
>>247612474
I win
>>247616224
But where's the dress?
>>247616225
But we're the same person silly
>>247616156
Why do you want to do that?
Didn't 4chan make you buy them in the first place?
>>247616545
And I'll fuck you both.
>>247616763
I want to grope his moobs...
>>247616818
The laptop we're watching it on can wear it
>>247616879
Great, that makes it easier.
>>247616156
You love it you little slut
>>247612474
WHY ARE GIRLS SO BAD AT VIDEO GAMES?
>>247616156
Can I watch?
>>247617186
I specifically strive to be cute but unsexual and then here come you loli and trap loving neets....
>>247612474
I really want to marry a girl like that.
>>247617405
>I specifically strive to be cute but unsexual
Well fucking get you
>>247617405
They're better than you, don't be jelly now.
>>247617405
>cute but unsexual
Not possible
/jp/ why are you here?
>>247612474
>Waifu
She is ugly as a sin, what the fuck is wrong with you /v/?
>>247614837
god kenneth is hot
>>247617405
cute = sexual
>>247619661
What's it like being 16? I can't remember.
>>247616351
Sarah Wellock
>>247612474
nebulacore was so fucking 2012 jesus christ why do gamers dress like shit
>>247612612
I'm masturbating to it right now8^)
>>247620976
Thanks.
She's perfect.
What an angel.
she is literal perfection, she is a goddess, I would give up video games to lick her asshole
>visible stomach bulge
HULK SMASH
>>247621798
If you're into 2D, you better check out gelbooru's "weight_conscious" tag.
>>247622243
I'dhulkhersmash... if you know what I mean
>>247617405
Cute = Sexual
Seriously, I don't understand this mentality (that only girls seem to have, and a certain portion of them at that) that they're separate things, like how they get offended if people call them "cute" when they were trying to be "sexy". It's the same fucking thing. You are not a goddamn Hello Kitty or a two-year-old child.
Can someone tweet her my love?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Factory-Sell-2014-New-Fashion-Purple-Space-Galaxy-Dress-Black-Milk-S-M-L-Plus-Size/1718003597.html?af=ppc&isdl=y&src=Google&albch=Google&albcp=Search_Search-ALL-PLA&albkw=None_Shopping-Search-Product-AliExpress_none_none&albag=home_none_Search-Search-All-PLA-UK_1013999999988&albmt=broad&albst=search-text&albom=OTHERS_None_20130807_Aliexpress&creative=45157588921&ptsid=1013999999988&gclid=CLPC0YbX8L4CFYXMtAodnwsAvA
For anyone else ordering her dress
>>247612474
I was waiting for someone to make a webm, thanks OP
>>247613102
It's funny because there's a video on her twitter of her trying to do that thing where you hold yourself up between two walls.
She fucks up though, perhaps walls are her weakness.
>>247623492
Why don't you do it?
Sending a video christening a photo of her would probably also be a good idea
>>247625609
I don't know how to twitter.
>>247625609
Shit I want to do that
>>247626267
>>247625609
We should send her the thread
>>247627678
Please do, I want her to know she is loved
>>247612474
She'd be so much more attractive if she just could walljump.
>>247627678
hang on. wait until someone hot glues a pic.
>>247626267
Then do it anon.
Learn to tweet and follow your dreams.
If it's any encouragement I would find it very entertaining and lots of people would make threads about it.
>>247628092
I don't think I can force another load out tbh
>>247614119
I think it's Black Milk
HULK SMASH
>>247628092
That's fucking disgusting, I have a genuine like for the girl and want her to know that she's appreciated and admired not gross her out because its "edgy" and for the "lulz".
Grow the fuck up.
>>247628445
>ugly design on poorly fitting dress made of cheap material
You are probably right.
>>247628787
>appreciated and admired
Fuck me have you heard yourself? You sound like a speccy acne ridden 14 year old white knight.
>>247628787
I like her too because her tummy makes my dick hard.
Can't wait to nut to her later tonight.8^)
>>247628092
I don't have a printer otherwise I'd give it a go.
>>247629537
what's wrong with your screen?
>>247629105
ummmm because I'm one trying to "hot glue" a pic of hers I think youre confused my friend? try again
>>247629780
And you feel the need to rally to her defence in a fucking /v/ thread.
Already jerked off today so was bit of a weak load and I missed one of the shots.
>>247629725
I don't want to jizz on my screen, I just cleaned it.
Also, not that I've seen many of these things but I think it looks better on a printed picture, it's easier to film
>>247631082
>MY SIDES
We probably shouldn't stop at 1 though....
>>247631082
Ya happy now SJWs?
Really average looking woman. You guys are undersexed and have low standards.
>>247631082
>>247631082
>>247631082
I might fill up an 'oddsock' for her
SHE'S ULGY /V/
>>247631082
This thread's going places
>>247631602
Well, many of us are still virgins. Low standards are the only realistic choice. That said, I probably couldn't land the girl in the OP, so you just have shit taste.
>>247612474
>dat arm fat
disgusting
>>247631082
Oh my god.
She needs to have this sent to her.
>>247632059
Speak for yourself faggot
>>247631082
But why
What about the video games?
>>247632250
It barely looks like cum.
I demand a better one. I want to see some WHITE CUM.
>>247631082
>>247632684
>white cum
Have you masturbated before, son?
>>247632684
Just go to one of the hotglue threads on /gif/
They'll probably be up for it
>>247632684
Anon already blew a load today, so I guess that's all he had in him
>>247631082
You talk like a hitman.
A really weird, masturbating hitman.
>>247631082
Someone send that to her on Twitter.
>>247632985
Have you masturbated before, son?
Nigga, I have videos of me fapping on my PC and online.
>>247632985
Once I came white, honest!
So is anyone with a twitter going to send this thing or what?
>>247633802
What's her twitter?
>>247633840
>bragging about masturbating
Are you 8 years old?
>>247624185
>her twitter
Link?
>>247634127
rekt
Her Twitter (as far as I can tell):
https://twitter.com/SarahWellock84
>>247634118
https://twitter.com/SarahWellock84 I guess
>>247633840
>I have videos of me fapping on my PC and online
u wot m8
>>247632985
Not him, but I have. It was pretty white bro.
>>247634379
>>247634359
>Persona Fan Extreme
So not only is she a qt 3.14, she's a purse owner fan?
Should I buy the dress she wears and send a pic of me jacking to a pic or her while dressed as her to her?
>>247635169
No, use a dragon dildo.
>>247635169
2meta4me
Unless you look good in a skirt, then by all means, show us that feminine dick.
>>247634921
I'm trying to think if she means something else.
Girls don't play persona do they?
Perhaps it's time to leave my basement
>>247635606
I have a friend who's a girl who loves Persona. Some "gurl gamers" are actually girls who play games.
>>247635583
Can someone link me where to buy it? It's cute
Why is a woman that looks like she is well past 30 wearing a dress like that?
>some guy actually fulfills the request and jerks off a piece of paper
>no one can be bothered to do anything with it
/v/ just isn't what it used to be, nobody cares anymore
>>247636094
>she is 20
God that is the single worst 20 year old girl ive ever witnessed
>>247636223
>>247636001
alternatively https://blackmilkclothing.com/collections/dresses/products/galaxy-purple-skater-dress or http://www.milanoo.com/product/multi-color-sleeveless-galaxy-print-polyester-womens-skater-dress-p450823.html
>>247635606
I've been following her on twitter for well over a year. She loves her vita and P4G is one of her favorite games.
>>247612474
>looks like Martin Short with titsI'd still hit it.
>>247636484
She's 20? Wow, age has not been kind to her.
>>247612474
you are welcome
>>247620976
>Sarah Wellock
Whoah whoah.
Is that the same Sarah who E3'ed Arkham City?
>>247634921
>tfw she could be your Chie
>tfw that will never happen
Just kill me now
>>247636894
>>247636484
>1984 was 20 years ago
>>247634379
>inFamous fan
>Actually plays games
>Is cute
God damn it, why can't I find a girl like this? Why are they always so far out of reach that I'll never even meet them?
>>247635871
I have no problem with the girl playing games part, I get that.
I just can't believe a girl would be able to sit through all that waifu pandering (though I suppose a lot of it is optional)
>>247636921
you look like you smoked crack for 10 years then had someone smash you in the face with the butt of a rifle.
NOW WHERE ARE MY VIDEO GAMES?
>>247636938
Oh snap, she is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWlFohllQOw
I remember posting on the Arkham City forums and she responded to my questions. It's a small world.
She was really good at the gliding in Arkham City too. Surprised really..
>>247631082
>>247636801
>She loves her vita and P4G is one of her favorite games.
Welp there's hope for me finding a qt gf yet>implying she'd want my sorry ass
>>247612474
Stop please
>>247637180
>infamous fan
>can't walljump
>>247636894
>1984
>20
>>247636982
>>247636921
/v/ hates girls when they're behind a camera
/v/ loves girls when they're on stage
isn't this weird?
>>247637435
She's actually good at games. The reason why she was sucking at LBP yesterday was because there was massive input lag. One of the devs talked about it during IGN's LBP3 live demo today.
>>247619661
Sorry son, but 4chan is not the place for a fag to get out of the closet
>>247612474
I'll say it again
>There are people who LIKE 3DPD WILLINGLY
4cahn is dead
implying the controls of lbp3 are not shitty and full of input lag.
>>247631082
I can't believe anybody could even get hard to her, nevermind ejaculate.
>>247612474
>those crooked chompers
Damn, but that dress
>qt grill further into the games industry than I'll ever be.
I'm made jelly and I don't like it
>>247637709
see
>>247637882
Also, LBP is notoriously floaty and not a very tight platformer. I think it can be excused.
Why are you people hyping a Lovecraftian goblin?
>>247636982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY97_a5ewVk
>>247637232
Did you not play the portable games where you play as a girl?
>>247637435
Oh shit, pretty sure she was the person explaining the game at Fan Expo when I played the demo. Was 3 feet away and spoke to her.
>>247637997
Look at OP's webm
Now look at that smile
Now look at that awkward bouncing
Now look at that tummy
If you're not hard now, you're a queer
5/10 at most. Jesus cmon guys.
>>247638064
I know this feel. I've been looking for a job recently and checking to see if there's anything I could even do with my degree in the industry and since I'm not a programmer/coder/artist/etc it'd have to be something like community manager or writer or what have you. And there's just nothing at all that I've seen.
>>247637967
Nigga go join your autistic bronies, having deep mental issues isn't required around here.
>Put her in a dress so people will know we have a woman up here with us.
Where can I get that dress
>>247638507
I played the one portable game where you play as a girl.
I would have played the other one but EP never got localized
Not the PSP version anyway
Has anyone tweeted her the picture yet?
>>247638565
or maybe you should get some standards you fucking perma virgin?
>>247638681
>Perfer superior 2D over 3DPD
>H-he must be a brony!
>>247638579
But that's wrong, she's quite cute. Being an actual gamer and not some attention whore pretending to play games on Twitch/Youtube for fame makes her even more attractive. Also, taste is subjective.
>>247632012
That chimp is ripped
>>247638743
Whats wrong with a dress, it allows girls to show off their sexy legs.
Though they should of made her the bird charater
>>247638869
I know, but I will not tell you because the world doesn't need one of you queers wearing it.
>>247638743
>SJW: There should be a fat girl up there too! I demand diversity!
>>247638869
read the thread
>>247632012
Why did you post a picture of Michael Jordan?
This is not /sp/
>>247639060lol
>>247639060
You seem like the only permavirgin here. Your standards are unrealistically high if you think she's not a hard 7 and totally bangable.
>>247638064
She's a community manager for XDEV, so basically a low level receptionist/marketer/social media/other menial tasks worker.
>>247639274
I'm not going to wear it
I just want to put it on my dakimakura
>>247638991
I'd do it but my dad uses twitter and I don't want to make him question my life choices again.
>>247612474
IM GONNA KICK URA SS
BEST MOMENT OF E3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1NW1EL5X9Q
>>247638743
its a good dress.
Would you /v/?
Persona fan
Images of FTL and The Wolf Among us on twitter
English
I'm going to go cry now because I will never be her Yu.
>>247639274
Too bad someone already posted the link.
has any1 contacted her via twatta?
>>247639409
Microsoft put a delicious thick redhead on stage for Fable. Checkmate SJW
>>247639796
Sure, why not
>>247612474
She's fucking disgusting
Get some standard you fucks
>>247638639
>tfw wannabe composer.
>tfw everyone and their dog has a soundcloud full of music because of how easy it is to do these days.
>tfw even my roomate is better than me so why should I expect to make money from it?
I just want to have some form of talent....maybe I can get a job marketing on /v/, people say that there's a lot of them so it must be an easy job to land
Get some standards /v/
This thread is an untapped goldmine.
Someone tweet/emai/smoke signal her already.
>>247637967
Get the fuck out of here /a/.
>>247639796
Looks like the mom of an old friend of mine. Definitely would.
>>247639083
She has played on twitch before though, anon.
>>247623634
>>247636724
does the girl come with the dress?im willing to pay xtra
>>247639979
*Tips fedora*
does anyone have a link to where they sell that dress...
>>247639862
>Oh wow handpicking, no equality for the less fortunate people that aren't redheads!
>>247640196
Go fuck your own hand, pork
>>247639083
>Taste is subjective
>but that's wrong
>>247640110
>Implying I like Chinese cartoons
>>247640190
Wouldn't have gone sleeveless if I was her.
>>247612474
Nigga the best moment in this E3 is this.
This Mega Man player wasn't very good and Rosalina made a sacrifice to jump into the smash just so everyone could see it but the HYPE level just went through the roof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnnv5zySAk
>>247612474
Absolutely disgusting
>shit taste in vidya
>shit taste in women
>shit taste in movies
>shit taste in music
is /v/ the worst board?
>>247638565
I've seen horse vaginas that have gotten me harder than her.
>>247640156
Was she begging for subscribers and donations with a low cut top on to bring in the whiteknight virgins? Did her face take up more of the screen than whatever she was playing? If not, then I'm fine with it.
>>247638565
>If you're not hard now, you're a queer
Yeah, no. She looks like a single mother I used to know. She lived in a trailer park and regularly traded me sex for paying her cricket (ghetto phone) bill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70K7tVGazc
hulk smash or "THE FEELSUH"
>>247640472
Holy shit thats not hype, thats just awful awful announcing
>>247640409
>implying /a/ actually likes chinese cartoons
>>247640472
This.
Rosalina player was a god amongst men.
>>247640485
Normalfags have slowly taken over.
Why can't guys dress like that
>>247640190
Shut up turtle.
>not the thick thighed redhead who was playing fables at the ms conference
y'all scrubs
>>247631082
So when is somebody sending this to her?
>>247640472
Only if your autistic. That's literally fucking nothing. Who even gives a fuck about Smash Bros? It's babbies first fighting game and isn't doing anything that the past three haven't already.
which girl was the most QT at E3?
>>247631082
Why the fuck has no one sent her this yet?
>>247640993
She's not that hot when you put light on her
>>247612474
I don't get it,... why is he wearing a dress?
>>247640993
got a pic?
>>247640651
All that says is that you are attracted to horses and not people. You have crossed the line and left us behind.
>>247640993
This LBP girl is definitely cute, but I've gotta agree. That deliciously thick redhead was absolute perfection. I want her to suffocate me with those thighs.
>>247640651
>I've seen horse vaginas that have gotten me harder than her.
I believe you.
I'm sure you have the mod installed too.
You sick fuck.
>>247641080
Why haven't you?
>>247641034
>Only if your autistic
>your
I think it's time you go to bed
>>247641197
Because trap hotness.
>>247640737
>not knowing the reference to the Mega Man TV show.
No you're just awful awful.
>>247612474
so it wasn't just me
>>247641508
Because I don't fucking use twitter, and I would imagine it's really not that hard to do.
>>247641423
Maybe if they were stallions.
>>247641034
What's it like being deaf and unable to hear dat roar?
>>247641809
You're right, it's not hard so if you care so much, send it.
>>247641809
Well if it's not that hard to do take the 3 minutes to make an account and do it yourself you lazy asshole.
Why should someone else do your shit for you?
>>247640082
I don't have the confidence to ruin her self esteem and make her self conscious.
From what I've seen she used to have self esteem problems but has broken out of her shell a bit.
>>247642019
Don't feel like making a fake account. Do it yourself, plebe.
>>247612474
an ugly boy in a dress.
how about no.
>>247642109
>your shit
How the fuck is it my problem?
>>247642109
Because there have been 3 other dudes talking about doing it already. Why the fuck would I bother when there was 3 other dudes talking about doing it themselves.
>>247631082
>not printing out the webm
>>247642018
What roar? The retarded commentator screeching incessantly into the mic? Or the five people behind him who all sound like they were paid to be there? Smash Bros is irrelevant and for children.
>>247639796
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnnv5zySAk
>>247642693
Why are smash fans so fucking autistic and loud?
For all you whiners, there problem solved.
>>247642952
paid
This thread is prime example of why /v/ is shit now.
Half the people are asking questions that have been answered and the other half care so little about anything that they won't make a 10 second email.
I remember a time on 4chan and on the internet in general where people would go to lengths to do stupid shit for no reason but because it was on the internet. There was websites where some guy would type out essay after essay about the disappearance of some boat or whatever. Now people just go on facebook/twitter/instagram/youtube and never stray elsewhere while they wait for people to bring them the information/news/comedy/latest whatever.
The internet slowly turned into the thing it was the opposite of.
>>247641078
GARDEVOIR OBVIOUSLY
