Gentlemen, how do we make a 60's Batman Arkham game?
The script would need every Robin line beginning with "Gee Williker"
>>343867806
Should I go back and rewatch the 60s show?
>>343868028
I love corny old live-action adventure shows.
It's funny when you get into the mindset of their universe where they're playing it as if all the outrageous shit they do is all real. The Adam West Batman and the original Kamen Rider are great at this.
Yeah, the Penguin really does have a supply room which he went out of his way to label "Criminals' Storeroom" and people take Batman completely seriously in his shoddy costume. All of the WHAM BANG fights are real displays of Batman being able to manhandle groups of thugs, I believe it.
>>343867806
Basically just add onomatopoeias to the combat. Hire Adam West (or an imitator) voicing Batman.
>>343868028
lol of course theres a current year black batman
>>343868028
>there are so many batwomyn already we might not have to endure a female bruce wayne batman
>>343867806
You don't? I wouldn't want to give my money to SJW panders like DC goymics and Warnerbergers
>>343868803
He's actually not bad just forgettable.
>>343867806
Utility belt with at least 15 different anti-verb/noun sprays is a must.
Lots of bomb disarming size missions, too. The bombs must be spherical.
>>343867806
>60's Batman Arkham game
Might as well make it Wii U exclusive
>>343868937
>/v/ thinks there's an sjw problem in videogames
>when literally only one subpar series has been affected by it
>comics are being burned to the group by them and there's no stopping in sight
>>343868937
That's Marvel and Disney, though. DC is a little less SJW than Marvel. And in the videogame departament, they are not SJW at all.
>>343868924
>Brucette Wayne
because copying everything men have already done is a huge victory for womyn
>WHAM! ZAP! POW! whenever you punch or encounter
>a stealth move where you do the Batusi and the crook dances with you until Batman conks him on the head
>cruisin' around in the 60's Batmobile through a colorful Gotham
I need this in my life.
>Every stage has a narrator introducing it out loud
>Fights on giant typewritters.
>>343867806
During combat, words like "thwack", "smack", "kapow", need to completely fill the screen when you hit an enemy. Like properly fill it so you can't see anything. Maybe even cut to a new screen altogether for the words. They need to be as obnoxious as possible. The joke will never get old.
>>343868028
Just watch the movie and see how you like it.
>>343868028
Who dat third from right?
>>343869282
You have reminded me that he never updates anymore
Fuck
>>343869696
Spoiler/Stephanie brown.
>>343869696
Spoiler, Stephanie Brown.
>>343867806
Cell shading
Open World
Classic Voice actors (adam west, ect)
classic corny outfits and designs with exaggerated 60's feel for flavor
Customizable outfits
Toggleable robin sidekick
Factions affiliated to different Villians (penguin, Joker, ect)
Blam, done. Now just throw in a good fighting system, exploration world design and some comic references and this shits done.
>>343869915
>Cell shading
how about no.
>>343867806
A 2 or 3 player Co-Op mode is a must, on the single player side just switching between Batman, Robin and Batgirl should work like GTAV
Full size Wayne Manor - Batcave for the tutorial/ bonus challenges
Batmobile, Batboat, Batcopter, Batcycle W/ Sidecar and Batgirls motorcycle should be heavily featured.
Silly celebrity cameos when scaling up buildings.
THE PENGUIN IS THE FINAL BOSS!
Okay I was waiting for a Batman thread, now's my chance.
Couple of days ago I was at a department store and found a 15% off on PS4 games and got Dark Souls III, an Amiibo and Batman Arkham Knight for like $110 or something.
The thing is I had never played an Arkham game because I skipped last generation due to lack of money, and surprise surprise, Arkham Knight is a 10/10 in my book.
Now, Asylum and City remasters are being released later this month for PS4 and Xboner, I'm definitely getting them but Origins was left out because it was made by another company or some shit. Anyways, I also feel for the Wii U memeI don't regret itand I just discovered Origins is available for that.
Worth it or not?
>>343868957
Batwing is a terrible character what are you talking about?
>>343867806
Elite Beat Batman
>>343870393
>Batboat
Is this a real thing?
>>343869696
The image goes
Helena, David, Cassandra, Tim, Kate, Damian, Bruce, Dick, Babs, Jason, Stephanie, and Terry
>>343868028
It's shit but is in line with the comics.
Basically make it like brave and the bold.
>>343870673
hell yeah it is my dude
>>343868723
Lego Batman already did that exactly.
>>343867806
pickups everywhere, power ups everywhere, add a dialogue wheel filled with old' chum phraseology. Every time you climb a wall a special guest pops out and you have a conversation with them which gives you a boost, you do not glide around the city with your cape you use a bat-hang glider, and lot's of super spy bat themed weaponry.
oh and everything has to take place during the day, no night time unless it's at a party function.
>>343868803
Say what you will about black batmembers but I still find it hilarious that in the alt Earth where all the super heroes are black Batman is still white.
>>343870874
in lego dimensions lego batman meets movie lego batman, two different characters with different voices.
Watching the old Batman
>>343868803
and theres a black robin kind of there was a group of kids calling themselves robin to clean up gotham while batman was busy and their leader was duke
>>343868028
Just watch brave and the bold.
>>343871037
Vixen and Steel where already black, Black wonder woman is actually Nubia who is Diana's sister.
>>343870512
As usual /v/ never provides any help and I'm going to have to spend money to find out.
>>343871286
wonder woman has a black sister?.... makes sense
>>343871146
Duke goes by Lark now, He's Batman's newest sidekick
he hasn't suited up yet aside from some flash forwards and is only currently serving as the Comm guy so Batman isn't talking to himself for 30 pages.
>>343871324
the remasters are garbage, get the originals or play on PC
origins is not bad but it's also not written well, it's just a batman game
>>343871412
Wonder Woman was made from clay.
>>343871412
Wonder Woman was made of clay. Her sister was made of darker clay.
>>343871324
it's a 3rd party game on Wii U it's garbage.
>>343871440
Oh DC.
Between this and Marvel's Justin Trudeau comic I think I'll need to stick to indie comics.
>>343871528
*white clay
>>343871324
That's cuz no one played origins because it was shit.
>>343871587
DC and Marvel are nowhere near on the same level. Still stick to indies though. DC is bad and Marvel is unfathomably bad.
>>343871572
how is it possible she has a sister at all then? she's not human
>>343871587
>Marvel's Justin Trudeau comic
What
>>343871726
It's bad info and people messing with you. She doesn't have a sister in any sense other than glorified sorority sister.
>>343871834
nuke canada wen?
>>343871834
Marvel released a comic wherein Alpha Flight teamed up with Justin Trudeau.
As a conservative Canadian you cannot fathom my pain.
>>343871906
Surely that was a joke right? No way marvel actually made a comic about Trudeau
>>343871497
>the remasters are garbage
>play on PC
As usual /v/ only knows how to spew the PC m3m3 and I'm STILL going to have to spend money to find out for myself.
Is it worth it, yes or no and why? Simple question.
"It's garbage because it's on Wii U" tells me nothing and I'm not going to spend $800 on a gayming PeeCee just because "remasters are always shit".
I hate this place but not enough to leave. Fuck.
>>343871587
Duke seems okay, better than Batwing who was shameless race and movie pandering.
he seems to be better sidekick material than DC's last attempt to replace Robin V, the hyper competent Bluebird.
>>343871973
I don't think you realize how much Marvel has fallen.
>>343872045
I feel you, Origins is okay, I think that's a good description for it in general.
>>343872045
no bleeding cunt, the remasters look like fucking shit you half brained nematode, the wii u versions are not remasters they are side grades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEXmZUtzacU
>>343872128
I can't read marvel for many reasons #1 being that the artists they've been hiring are goddam fucking garbage.
>>343872128
Surely this was a joke right? The art in it is terrible. No way Marvel would be dumb enough to pander to an audience that doesn't buy their shit, right?
>>343872384
>>343872395
Another Marvel published comic by professionally hired artists.
>>343872436
what about this "wonderful" artist
>>343872384
>>343872395
>>343872436
And another comic published by Marvel. I really could fill a thread with Marvel's shit.
>>343872436
Post the picture showing the numale on the balloon.
>>343872080
Wasn't that the dyke who shot sandbags at people?
>>343872436
>>343872528
Please stop with the eye rape, first I see how awful DBS looks and now this, too much for one evening.
>>343872283
>I skipped last generation due to lack of money
I don't care if they look like shit to you, I'm getting them because I never played them and have no plans to get a 360 or PS3 anytime soon.
I'd call you a cunt as well, but you lack the warmth and depth.
>>343872586
Oh god.
Oh god really?
They can't have sucked this much SJW cock.
>>343872128
Marvel's webcomic tier art where no one draws backgrounds anymore and their shitty physical quality of their books now is more painful to me than their garbage writing.
you put up a a $2.99 DC book against a $3.99 marvel comic and the difference is night and day. the colors are so dull and washed out in the Marvel books. and the quality DC's higher priced books just stomp Marvel's
>>343872528
Is that arya stark?
>>343872594
did you know they recolored Killing Joke?
>>343872682
but you can't comprehend simple sentences, the wii u versions are not remasters and not what you asked about, you asked about the remasters which are different games entirely.
this is the last time your soft gets massaged in this thread, go to bed.
>>343872436
>>343872528
>>343872586
don't post this on /co/ they'll throw a fit calling you the cancer ruining comics because your eyes clearly work.
someone post Mockingbird #3 if we're talking about the low points of Marvel now.
>>343872586
>gender neutral third person singular
>they
>singular
>>343872754
sure looks like it to me
>>343870535
The first Batwing was okayish.
Luke/Batwing 2 is putrid trash.
>>343872964
I didn't belief the rumors that /co/ had become /co/mblr until I realized that they weren't trolling me.
God damn you Steven Universe.
>>343872754
Jaiver Pulido
>>343872707
It's true. Here's what the cover art looks like. And the Second number 1 this year is true. Marvel relaunched their comics back to number one twice within a year.
>>343873046
anything and everything from 52 is fucking garbage
>>343872964
/co/ hates this shit.
If I solely wanted to get back to reading Batman comics, what's a decent starting and stopping point right now? Which of the batfamily line is worth reading and have they still fucked over Beyond?
>>343872892
I don't have a proper reaction image looking at this recolour so here's Babs getting shot again.
>>343873110
this guy... this guy here is pretty smart we should listen to him.
>>343873085
Of course they'd bring in the Hulkling.
I'm starting to miss the comic's code.
>>343873170
Part of /co/. /co/ is a divided entity right now.
>>343872892
DENSE.
MOTHERFUCKER.
I never said the Wii U version of Origins was a remaster. I was asking if Origins on the Wii U was worth it since it doesn't come with the remastered versions of Asylum and City.
Fucking hell.
>>343873085
There's not a single company as cuckolded as Marvel Comics right now. Prove me wrong.
>>343873170
/co/ Loves Javier Pulido
>>343873182
Jump in with Rebirth. It just started and just got a new writer who's got a good history with Vision and Omega Men.
/co/ will tell you they hate it though for ruining Calendar Man,
>>343873227
Anthony Burch IncCartoon Network
>>343873321
So can you guarantee Rebirth isn't filled with Feminist garbage or at least it isn't there enough to annoy me?
>>343873182
and here's a recolor
>>343873227
ESPN
>>343873364
I can guarantee none of the Marvel shit you've been seeing posted is in Rebirth.
>>343869108
The fileside to that is that Warner Bros are completely incompetent jews, especially when it comes to DLC and PC ports.
>>343873327
I'm not manchild enough to watch cartoons for children, what's their deal?
>>343873393
ESPN's always been shit, at least Marvel was good about three decades ago, so it stings more.
>>343873327
>Anthony Burch
April 1st flashbacks triggered
>>343873442
Okay well I'm a poorfag so I'll look them up online.
>>343873378
My spine, who allowed this?
>>343873182
>have they still fucked over Beyond?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>343867806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q
Make it a tell tale style exploration game where you gotta solve puzzles as the worlds greatest detective Batman. You'd have context sensitive bat-tools to help you out and short battles at the end of each mission.
>>343873364
Green Arrow is, but being an ultra leftist is his gig, and the writing isn't hamfisted
Wonder Woman is the only female solo book currently isn't political at all and is going about retconing the fuck out of the New 52 WW comic
>>343873534
I don't watch many cartoons these days, but you'd be blind to miss the impact Steven Universe has had on opening the floodgates to SJWs.
Decades from now there will be children raised on a show that shills the shit out of gayness. Generation of little girls and boys told that being gay is the "in" thing.
The world shall collapse.
>>343873393
ESPN and Marvel are woned by the same company.
>>343873647
My heart
>>343873617
>the day /v/ wanted to be Anthony Burch
>>343873672
>Green Arrow is, but being an ultra leftist is his gig, and the writing isn't hamfisted
You make me curious. Are there any hardcore right wing heroes? Ones who aren't portrayed as wrong for said views?
>>343873737
>>343873617
What happened? Did he finally kill himself?
>>343873785
Back on April 1 Chinamoot gave everyone random names each time they posted. /v/ users desperately tried to get the random name generator to give them Anthony Burch. Todd Howard was one of the names posted on another board, IIRC.
>>343870758
>that episode where Batman and Plastic Man have to stop Gorilla Grodd, who now reigns an island full of dinosaurs, before he can turn the entire human population into Gorillas while Plastic Man has to battle his crooked past and learn the meaning of being a hero
Why was that show so fucking good?
>>343873085
This art physically disgusts me
>>343873785
traditionally Hal Jordan (but not much anymore since he's in space 95% of the time), Hawk (typically a strawman for Dove) and Hawkman
>>343873672
Green Arrow was interesting. Lots of people got made cause they saw the panel where he says he's a social justice warrior and others got happy. But their opinions should likely be reversed if they read it cause it's more a jab at sjws cause he says something along the lines of "No I go out and help people in need, you sit on the internet and yell, I am the social justice warrior." Interesting take I guess. But that's just me.
But really, they got Otto the artist of Innocent Dickgirls to do the art for it and Canary so I'm already interested.
>>343873672
GA had been a lefty enviro terrorist for while but he was never SJW tier garbage
>>343873785
Flash was a right wing hero, still is as far as I know, traditionally GA and Flash hate each other.
>>343873785
>Are there any hardcore right wing heroes?
Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel (not counting KSD's shitshow of a run). It's ironic, as Tumblrshits love the character, yet she's super rightwing. Just goes to show how little they read.
>>343871964
>As a conservative Canadian you cannot fathom my pain.
I cannot fathom the pain of having your only available option for federal government being Stephen Harper and his gang of criminals. You've been suffering for decades.
>>343873785
>>343873785
Mr. A
>>343874091
Harper wasn't perfect, I'll admit that. Flooded the country with immigrants and TFWs. But things managed. The economy worked. Our dollar was worth at least the same amount as the US buck.
Now? Canada is literally on fire and he cares more about "LGBT rights",
>>343873981
Really, the Flash? Which one? Can't be wally west.
>>343874083
If she's right wing why does she look like a turbo dyke?
>>343874225
Barry see >>343874187
>>343874225
To her credit, a member of the military shouldn't have stupid long hair like she used to. The redesign's the only thing left of KSD's garbage run, though.
>>343873981
I liked earlier that issue where he bribes a cop and Canary lectures him on how that's corrupt and he's like "I'm bribing him to do good and be a good cop. It's cool"
>>343874338
yeah that was great, "now he works for me" and the guy was taking money because his kid was sick
Where's a good place to read western comics online?
>>343867806
>be batman
>be taking a shit
>toilet paper explodes
>leaves only a tiny piece of paper
>"I have four legs,two arms but no head, who am I ?"
>"goddamnit Riddler!"
Fund it
>>343874225
>Now? Canada is literally on fire and he cares more about "LGBT rights",
Well he didn't set it on fire, whoever got elected would have been responsible for cleaning up this mess.
The liberal party likes to keep its image as socially progressive as possible. I don't care that Trudeau is buddies with stupid SJWs, that's just posturing. I'd be more concerned with their immigration policy to be honest. Because it basically amounts to "get as many Syrians into Canada as we can fit onto all of the planes we have available"
>>343874451
viewcomics is alright.
>>343874264
This isn't a /pol/ edit, is it? Is this actually what they had him say?
And he's supposed to be evil here, right? Not an anti-hero?
>>343874338
>>343874451
/co/, winno hydra thread, thousands and thousands of comics posted every week.
you just need to download cdisplay
http://www.cdisplayex.com/
>>343874540
>This isn't a /pol/ edit, is it?
Nope. That's his actual despicable villain monologue.
>>343874540
it's completely unedited and unironic. This is what marvel writers consider evil.
>>343874451
/co/ has 24/7 pirate thread, you can ask there
>>343874518
He didn't set it on fire but he's denied the help of both russia and the US in dealing with the issue. Meanwhile he brings in SA firefighters who immediately go on fucking strike.
He upgraded to a much bigger house and has two full time nannies. He is the fat cat political class that the leftists claim to hate, and yet he does nothing but posture and flood our conservative provinces with "refugees" and push to get them voting rights by the next election.
His MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS has a man with known ties to an islamic terrorist organization on it!
It's fucking insane and I can't stand it. I want to have pride in my country, to know what it is to "be" Canadian. And apparently Canada was once a strong nation, before Trudeau SR got in office.
>>343874540
You have to realize just exactly what kind of person Marvel likes to hire for writing.
>>343874639
Honeyview is another good alternative. I prefer its sleeker interface.
>>343874540
No it's his actual dialogue, he later does some stupid shit like shooting random guys for no reason, because of course villains can't have legit arguments without being huge dicks.
>>343874783
>Bendis
>>343874670
>>343874657
>>343874783
>tfw Marvel makes you support a revolution led by a literal nazi
I can't believe they actually wrote that. Holy fuck, and they say that the left is "fighting the establishment".
They could've had him state something cartoonishly evil, like racial purity or something. But they thought that was enough. Dang.
>>343872395
Prepare for horror
>>343874264
How is there not a trump edit of this
>>343874978
You should also know that Red Skull took Prof. Xaviers brain after he died and implanted it into his own brain and now he has his powers.
>>343875063
Well that's just classic comics.
>>343874992
Misclicked as it wasn't supposed to link back, but (you) specificallly >>343872395 feel the horror
>>343874992
This is Fuckley tier.
>>343875127
right, which was fun and silly and enjoyable, but this other crap is part of why comics are dying and Marvel always claims that the more you tick off your fans the more sales climb.
>>343868028
yes, its amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZQ3OLEJWE
Viewtiful Joe is what you're looking for
>>343874540
>And he's supposed to be evil here, right? Not an anti-hero?
The thing leftists don't realize is that this sort of /pol/ rhetoric is 100% accurate (and even inspirational) from that standpoint.
To give voice to these opinions at all is self-defeating, because you're publicizing them to a wider audience. A leftist losing faith in their own dogma will read something like this and begin awakening to authoritarianism, because all of it sounds perfectly serious until the last word (Hydra).
If anything, they should be 0% serious about mocking the alt-right and just make them a joke non-stop. That's what I'd do if the shoe were on the other foot. Prove that the left is wrong without a shadow of a doubt and never stop reducing them to a joke.
>>343875613
As my shifu says: it's not a fight, it's a beating.
>>343874775
>His MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS has a man with known ties to an islamic terrorist organization on it!
It's sickening. Liberals don't realize that Islam permits lying to apostates to spread Islam. These people say all the correct things in public and dodge all the questions they can't answer. They use the free speech we gave them against us. And when no one but their Muslim brothers are present, they say what they really mean. I've seen a ton of public islamic figures in the west documented behaving this way, and if this nut was in charge of the CAF, I have no doubt he's the same.
>>343876209
Well, Trudeau IS a muslim...
