Look. The wales have the same kind of "umbilical plug" the main character has.
Thoughts?
Nanomachines, obviously.
Also this.
The first is The Schwarzschild radius:
>The radius of a sphere such that, if all the mass of an object were to be compressed within that sphere, the escape velocity from the surface of the sphere would equal the speed of light.
The second is The Dirac Equation:
>In its free form, or including electromagnetic interactions, it describes all spin-1⁄2 massive particles such as electrons and quarks, for which parity is a symmetry, and is consistent with both the principles of quantum mechanics and the theory of special relativity
2GM= MG2 or MGS
>Phantom Pain
>Death Stranding
You experience Death before becoming a phantom
Death Stranding is a metal gear title
>>341287549
More like Mental Gear Sol-ID
Hideo has changed.
>>341285796
So this is going to be a parallel universe mindfuck thing, isn't it?
>>341284458
VI
The roman numer for "6"
Confirmed.
The game takes place in purgatory. The umbilical cord reflects the protagonists' connection to the world of the living. He's in purgatory because his physical body is a zombie in a zombie apocalypse. The game is actually a flash forward to the end of The Walking Dead.
>>341287916
No it's obviously going to be a highly realistic, down to earth game. Didn't you watch the trailer.
>>341285796
>The Dirac Equation
It's really the End of Evangelion
>>341288489L O S T
>>341288489
>The umbilical cord reflects the protagonists' connection to the world of the living.
That's why it's a hardware tube/cable of sorts, it's his life support machine.
FUUUUUUCK
>>341284458
>The poster looks like a movie poster
>The in-game trailer had tons of cinematographics kinoshots
>Tons of symbolism in the game
It's like I'm watching a movie.
>>341289220
>it's as if it's the same as every other koji reveal trailer
>>341289220
It's a playstation exclusive after all.
>>341289532
*also on PC
>>341289694
>sony studios
>>341284458
>there's a white whale
The ruse cruise is back on!
>Everyone is coming up with crazy theories about what the game could be about
>Tons of subtle and not so subtle imagery and symbolism in the trailer till the end
>Minimal execution that leaves the viewer dumbfounded and wanting more
>Kojima: "LOL IT'S A GAME ABOUT A NAKED MAN STRANDED ON A BEACH TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY HOME NOTHING MORE HAHA!"
I'm going to be so fucking angry if this game isn't actually 2deep4u.
>>341289830
>it's another child
whale is ludens guys
>>341289830
HOLY GRAIL
>>341289830
>there's a white whale
>>341289779
>An FAQ published by Sony about their venture with Hideo Kojima adds new details about his studio's relationship to Sony — particularly that his next game will also be released on Windows PC.
>The PC release will come sometime after the as-yet untitled game launches for PlayStation 4. In a Q&A published to Medium by Sony Computer Entertainment Europe's community manager, Sony declined to say how long the PS4's timed exclusivity will last. Notably, it also declined to say who will own the game's copyright.
Timed exclusive, coming to PC.
>>341284458
>eat standing
Really makes you think huh
>>341291024
DEEPEST LORE
>>341291024
STANDING
>>341291024
Missing letters are DHR, department of human resources. It's an allegory for how shitty it is to work at Konami because the company forces you to Eat Standing because they want to save money on chairs, thus making their employees suffer.
The game is about BB being in a coma.The cords are the life support cables he is hooked on.There are whales, just like the whale hallucination BB had when he woke up in V.Reedus has the same hairstyle, hair color and eye color as BB.His baby vanishing = Les Enfants Terribles, his sons being taken away from himFive figures = five SnakesDeath Stranding = DS =Dreaming Snake
>>341284458
>Dr. Hand
Think it means anything?
>>341291713
>>341284458
>Hitori Nojima
>Lonely Not-Kojima
WHAT COULD IT MEAN
>>341289830
>there's a white whale
WOW, JUST WOW!
#whiteprivilege
>>341291713
>the mgs V and death stranding posters being a similar side shot of snek and reedus
>>341292107
maybe someone will tell him when he's being 2deep
>>341291678
>this post
>this whole thread
>>341291713
fuck
>>341291350
ON THE REDGE
>>341284458
crabs has cords too,
look at all the small wires on the ground at the start of the trailer
>>341292407
keked
OF THE OCEAN
>>341288435
That's not really there.
>>341292407
DINO-GEAR
>>341290304
when craft this trailer he should have known,
also all that dead fishes and whales with cords
and that 5 floating figures
can't explain everything with hallucination anon
what does 'eat and sting' mean anyway?
>>341292724
It's a symbol for how crabby Konami was
>>341291713
DEATH STRANDING is an anagram forSTRANGE THIN DAD
Reedus confirmed for BB.
>new Kojima game
>shows sci fo armor
>sci fi usually involves space
>BB built outer heaven
>outer space is beyond the heavens
>Norman Reedus came from heaven
wot does it mean
>>341293347
It's saying EAT STANDING, clearly.
reedus is actually big medic
>people still thinking this has anything to do with MGS
Jesus fucking Christ, let it go already.
Venom snake is the best snake fucking fight me
Is this it?
Is this finally the Evangelion of vidya games?
>>341293347
The letters AND do not have strings. Those are the strings descending for EAT.
It spells "EAT STING"
>>341293814
NO IT WAS OURS DAMMIT
GIVE IT BACK
>>341293814
i'm telling myself that those people are just joking but i think some people think it's still happening
>>341293595
NO it doesn't, because the AND letters have no cord attached, it's just the cord from the letters above them.
Get a grip you moron.
>>341293814
Nobody actually thinks that, it's a joke, stop being an autist.
>>341293891
woah what does that mean m8
Lyrics for trailer song :
Faintly I'll go
to take this
head on
soon i'll come around
lost and never found
waiting for my words
seen but never heard
buried underground
but i'll keep coming
somethingsomething
dissolve
and make your
heart proud
soon i'll come around
lost and never found
waiting for my words
seen but never heard
buried underground
but i'll keep coming
>buried underground
>somethingsomething
>dissolve and make your heart proud
What did they mean by this?
Anyone else think it's hilarious the last time Kojima went to E3 everyone was complaining about quiets outfit? Here is a fully naked man and I haven't heard anyone talk about ot
>>341293602for you
>>341294129
>buried underground
Konami is trying to bury the mgs series
>dissolve and make your heart proud
Hideo knows this part of his life is over and most move on, thus Kojima returns will the spiritual successor to metal gear
>>341294373
Well, of course, because all the fat tumblrwhales are whacking off with their big THICCC cocks.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ijehVzI.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>341294373
Their hypocrisy started when they complained about Quiet but not Vamp, who not only dressed like a male whore but also moved like a stripper. It really doesn't matter at this point.
didn't mantis create a fire whale in the chase sequence of MGS 5
>>341289779
Street fighter V and Shenmue 3 are both funded by Sony
Both have PC versions
Sony doesn't consider PC as competition since PC people are allergic to consoles and won't buy a PS4 no matter what they do
Might as well make a PC version a little later and make a quick buck from them anyway
>>341294752
Why didn't feminists complain about him being sexualized?
>>341294129
the somethingsomething isn't lyrics but rather that the one that wrote that couldn't made what the fuck the singer said in that line.
>>341287549I'll keep coming
>>341295004
>feminist
>man
it's not rocket science
>>341294813
more like only /v/irgin care so much about muh PC and refuse to buy any console
or they are nitentoddle
or they just poor with toasters
>>341284458
> E A T S T A N D I N G
absolutely haram
>>341295004
because they're hypocritical mendacious whores.
>>341295004
Because Vamp is a Male Powered Fantasy
>>341295095
I don't understand that picture
Handstand Tiger
Attending Shard
A Stranded Thing
A Stranded Night
Stranded Hating
Hated Stranding
Stagnant Did Her
Dad Strange Hint
Dad Sharing Tent
Dad Trashing Ten
Dad Staring Then
Add Ratings Then
Dead Grants Hint
Adder Angst Hint (adder is a venomous snake)
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
>>341294373
>women complaining about a naked norman reedus
>women in charge of not being hypocritical
Pick both.
>>341295601
馬鹿野郎
>>341284458
anyone noticed his necklace are a bunch of usb sticks?
>>341295601
The last kanji is written JIN to be read as person so it doesn't add up.
>>341295095
>>341295959
No you are the first one, congratulations!
>>341294734
>tumblrwhales
>white whale in trailer
The lore gets deeper
>>341295959
If they were USB sticks they'd have ports at the end. But they're just solid pieces of metal.
>>341295959
Shit you're right. By the way, I think the guy might be based off Norman Reedus, I'm not sure yet.
>>341284458
>So many dead whales
>>341296086
thank you I'm honored
>>341295959
inb4 kojima starts a viral marketing ARG and leaves these USB sticks at marked locations around the world
>>341296240
Yeah well handcuffs don't glow blue either.
>>341296061
>6 USB sticks
MGS 6 confirmed
>>341295095
could you explain this image?
>>341296207
>protag is a white male
You might be onto something
>>341296374
So you're saying the hand cuffs are really floppy disk drives?
>>341296302
The wales represent the fans who will die before this game gets released
>>341296490
>male
>has a c-section scar
Check your privilege.
hey there is 5 men in the sky and they dissapear and then reenus is on the ground so he's six man that mean that he is the mgs 6
>>341296364
>find all the sticks, decrypt the files
>it's just a bunch of quiet sfm porn
What genre is it going to be? Action? Survival horror? RPG?
>>341296558
No, not floppy.
Better
>>341296736
I'm okay with this.
Post yfwit really is MGS6.
>>341296667
What if xe identifies as a male, shitlord?
>>341296759
I'll have to assume it's a continuation of P.T. so it's horror. Apparently with a sci-fi/HPL twist.
>>341296816
>Walkman handscuffs
Well it fits kojima and his walkman fetish
>>341284458
The mother of the main character is a landwhale, probably a Tumblrina.
>>341284458
I swear we put more thought into his trailers than he does.
He just makes a trailer, looks at all the comments, and then picks a few and makes them a story.
>>341296482
>>341284458
>Kojima puts 0 effort into a shitty trailer
>kojimaggots eat it up like the fanboys they are
>>341296880
While he texture work reminds me of Fox Engine, I really don't think it has to do anything with it. Maybe it's just the same artist making the models, hence the similarity.
>>341296971
>walkman
u wot
>>341296667
Protag is a female to male transsexual. Hence why the naked man hasn't shown you his dick. Because he doesn't have one. The dead whales are tumblrites that bitched about Quiet being sexualized. Now Kojima is making a full blown SJW game with a female to male transexual who used to be a black woman therefor making xir a transnigger. KOJIMA DOES IT AGAIN.
>>341296880
After V I don't want to see metal gear again for a long time.
>>341297264
>0 effort
>>341297264
>>341296880
Impossible. Maybe a spiritual successor but it can't actually be tied directly with the MGS world because it belongs to Konami.
>>341297264
Name 10 more high effort trailers from this e3.
>>341296950
it's not going to be anything remotely like PT and you're being thrown off by the trailer if you think that.
it'll be a game where you ''create'' and ''play''. It will have vehicles. It'll be a sandbox in an apocalyptic setting. His suit says "Extra vehicular activity".
>>341297264
i wanted you to know that you are in fact a faggot im sorry if this is news to you seek help if possible
Who gives a shit? Kojima literally made nothing but shit after MGS2 when he caved into faggot fans who couldn't into MGS2 so he made a shitty james bond menu simulator to pander to numb brained faggots.
>>341297359
He wasn't referencing Metal Gear as the game, but Metal Gear as the in game robots. We don't see anymore Metal Gears because PEACE has been achieved. Chapter 3 baby.
>>341284458
do you think someone could scan that like a barcode or whatever?
>>341297359
you say you don't but you do senpai
>>341291713
>dreaming snake
FUCK YOU I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE RUSE CRUISES
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAMES KOJIMA
>>341297237
>google translate
>>341297781
the opening poem suggests the player has a lot of creative power
>>341297537
>>341297639
>>341297814
Stay mad dumb faggots. Some of us actually want indication of what the game will be like.
>>341297723
All the ones with gameplay are automatically better than that pile of shit.
>>341294373
Well in this case him being naked is clearly intended as a weird part of the story in some way were as Quiet had no real reason to be near naked in that setting other than fap fuel. Unless you consider breaths through my skin a good reason.
>>341284458
DUDE WE ARE ALL CONNECTED MUH ENVOINRMENT
WE GOTTA STOP POLOOTING THE OCEAN YOUKNOWWHATIMSAYIN
DUDE
THE ANIMALS
>>341297781
He only used Norman for the suit because Kojima is gay for him.
really hope it's a horror game
pt still hurts
Do you feel it too?
Unless its a continuation of P.T. I literally don't care. Kojima is a fucking hack.
>>341297919
No Mgs 3 is great, contrarians can go fuck themselves and half of Mgs V is good to
(but mgs 2 is the best in the series)
Listen, I agree that Kojima is a hack writer who can't hold a story together and prefers surrealism over consistency and plot.
If you're making an espionage/political thriller, that's a bad thing to be.
Not so much if you're making weird horror.
>>341298070
蛇can be read as ja
目can be read as me
人can be read as nin
now reverse the english to kanji and put it back together and read it the correct way. Janomejin, Snake-Eyed Person.
>Coming in 201X
>A Hideo Kojima game
>Norman Reedus is Kos (some say Kosm)
That was all I got.
If Del Toro was still in it would be Dagon spiced up with Kojima brand preaching though this time it is about environmental issues instead of the more traditional nukes.
>>341298324
>mad meme
It was never intended to be a gameplay trailer. They always come later.
>>341285796
In English, Doc
>>341291024
I'm reading EAT STING.
>>341298549
it's not horror fuck off
>>341298951
Fuck off Feyd.
>>341298925
Just because the trailer was intended to be shit doesn't mean the fact that it's shit is excusable.
Alright faggots, explain the red shit to the left and right.
>>341299081
citation needed
>>341299250
Forgot pic, but it looks like shit here anyway, look it up on youtube.
>>341297264
Finnaly, a reason to use this image
>>341299376
kojima said it was ab action game multiple times
Oh Shit, Konami Lawyers Incoming
>Death Stranding All content pulled from PSBlog, PS Youtube and Flickr
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1233507
>>341299528
probably magma or something or the oil is on fire
>>341298951
eat AND sting
>>341284458
Sucking all life
>>341299729
The absolute madmen
>>341299729
sounds legit
>>341296816
Is that the new xbone slim ?
>>341299729
I wonder if it's because he used Fox Engine. Doesn't Konami own it? And to me it was pretty clear he used it for this teaser.
>>341299814
that makes no sense faglord
the letters AND do not have strings
>>341299250
lava
the world is dead. you are stranded alone in a world of death. more than just survive in it, you rebuild it. you play in it. hence homo ludens.
>>341300164
Konami owns the Fox engine but the guys who made it left with Kojima. Not sure how that works legally.
>>341294805
Yes. Also the code names Ishmael and Ahab are characters from Moby Dick.
>>341300164
It's a cgi cut scene, there's no telling what engine was used.
>>341299250
post volcano eruption, or continent is still shaping
basically it's when god press the restart button and have black liquid all over the world to kill all life
now there is only one new born man left standing, adam, with no fucking belly button of course, gives birth to eva (the child) and that leave a scar marks since god need his ribs and shit
all the dog tag usb are knowledge/the ark/new world/ etc
5 floating figures are arch angels
so you play as adam trying to fight against the system because fuck humanity and god resetting shit
>>341298796
>>341296880
>>341296406
>>341295095
>>341291713Fun Speculation, possible if there's a ruse but realistically because of the fiasco between the two, there is no ruse. If there is...
Norman Reedus is Ocelot. This is a psychological thriller that alternates between inside his head and the real world set between post MGS3 and pre MGSV: GZ. The 5 floating men are Ludens, humans once alive that transcended humanity. It takes a rip out of the actual book of ludens, time wanderers (a Russian 1984 book). We come to learn that the 6 aborted children from the octuplets within the les Enfant Terribles project are those 5 floating guys. The baby is the remaining 6th clone that hasn't transcended humanity yet and Ocelot is trying to connect with him symbolized as umbilical cord which looks like an acoustic cables. As Ocelot defeats his inner demons and each of the ludens, connecting with them. He eventually becomes the antithesis of Big Boss rather than big boss, as was his dream
Who was the antithesis of what Big Boss stood for? Skull Face
To add fuel to the fire, it takes place on a beach which Kojima visited in Normandy for source material. And the place is also influenced by Iceland, which had a big presence in the war. The scar on his stomach is a throwback to The Boss
>>341300164
>walks before the animation is done
What an asshole.
DIRECTED BY HIDEO KOJIMA
WRITTEN BY HIDEAKI ANNO
>>341296061
>>341295959
IT'S SCYLLA
>>341299729
It's probably nothing. Most likely some background licensing bullshit we don't know about like usual.
>>341287549
>more moby dick references
IT
NEVER
ENDS.
OH
THERE'S A HOLE INSIDE MY BOAT
AND I NEED TO STAY AFLOAT
FOR THE SUMMER
LONG
>>341300164
WAY TO FUCK UP KOJIMA
YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOT
>>341300772
Apart from the fact that he said it was real-time, the shaders they use look exactly like previous Fox Engine things and especially the hair is a dead giveaway. You can even compare it to the Silent Hills stuff since it had Norman Feetus in it as well.
>>341285796
>Schwarzschild radius
>Child
>A baby is in the trailer
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
There seems to be something wrong with your image OP, here's the correct version
>>341301519
>Schwarz
>Black
>BLACK KID
>CHILD SOLDIERS
>RAIDEN
POTTERY
>>341297264
To preface the only Kojima game I played were MGS2 and an hour of Ground Zeroes
How do you know how much effort he put in? Are you sure youre not just shitposting?
>>341301532
Kojima world order is in effect.
>>341301532
Kojima can do everything!
>>341295004
because feminism wasn't a thing in the game journalism back then
>>341295156
best way to activate your metabolism brah
>Strand is German for beach
>it's on a beach
>whales are stranded on a beach
>they're dead
>Death Stranding
Pottery
>>341295959
>They are the memory banks where he downloads the ability to dimension jump via his suit
>>341301532
At this point I just think of it as a running gag.
>>341296667
In the new game you actually play as a trans paz who survived somehowN A N O M A C H I N E Sand still has her scar from having the bomb removed
>>341301532
Halleewood Kojima!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF2xWuIq5MM
kojima right now
>>341298415
Remove yourself from the gene pool
Has anyone taken those screeching sounds and reversed them and such? Those seem to be the biggest clues.
>>341297781
>homo ludens
>"those who play"
>all that commentary about having fun, sharing feels, valuing the art of play as the epitome of life
That's some weapons grade meta commentary right there
>>341297781
>It will have vehicles
>His suit says "Extra vehicular activity".
You know that means outside of a vehicle right?
It's used when talking about spacewalks and the like
>>341293835He'll never really be snake.
>>341284458
I can't trust this man after MGSV. The plot was so fucking retarded.
>>341306096
>>341297781
also not trying to be a faggot or anything, but that message made me shed a tear
>>341306314
>really be snake
It's like you've missed the whole point of MGS1 (genes and your birth don't decide who you are) and MGS2 (YOU can choose who you are, what YOUR ideas are and pass the torch to others.)
Who is Norman Reedus?
>>341307070
A big guy
>>341297781
>minecraft gear solid
>>341303474
>>341297781
>suit is a time travel machine
>travels too far into the future by mistake and ends up after the rapture has happened and everyone has died and ascended to heaven, indicated by turning into black goop and becoming invisible
>is stranded as the only man left alive on earth where everyone else has ascended
>becomes the adam of the new world, and must rebuild it anew
>you the player "create" a new world in the sandbox to "play" in
Am I the only one who sees the '/v/' on the dead whale to the right? Is it a shoop?
>>341307202
I'd say he's pretty small from that trailer
>>341307791
that doesn't sound that far off
>>341308092
https://youtu.be/UcaMw4aCz4c?t=161
>>341307791
It's a space suit and something to do with black holes, so time/dimension shifting isn't that far off
>>341296061
>Taking your porn folder with you out in public
All I care about is that my husbando is the protagonist.
>>341308092
They're watching us to have us right their story
>>341307791
>it's another "survival building" game
>>341308581
what movies was he in
GUYS
>>341307791
just dont know what the handcuffs are doing there
>>341308319
??????????????
>>341308681
LOL
How?
>>341308092
>>341308619
>write
Sorry
>>341308681
CRACKED THE CODE
>>341308686
in his previous life, during the "tutorial" mission, some bad guy has him captured and then forcibly sends him far into the future to get rid of him
>>341284458
... all the animals have them. Even the fucking crabs in the beginning.
>>341308681
LOLA вeдь ктo-тo пoвepит.
>>341308956
either that or he's handcuffed and gets one of them off before escaping into the suit and fucking up
Since nobody posted it in this thread:
http://www.metalgearinformer.com/?p=15521
>2014
>>341308681
Cmon stop fuckin with me
>>341307791
and that 5 floating man are?
>>341308956
>he'll be back
>>341307791
so in the future some how you have cords, and also every other dead animal?
>>341308956
>>341309185
Or he is the bad guy and his sentence is to be sent somewhere else.
>>341309231
https://twitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/742580167088865281
>When I visited Iceland few years ago I accidentally got to know LOW ROAR that was playing at the record store.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdz03uvUldk
>late 2013
Yes the game is based on his experienes in Iceland
>>341284458
>technical producer: Marc Cerny
ITS HAPPENING
>>341309231
There's gotta be something going on here
I really don't want to get back on the ruse cruise but I can't help but feel that this whole affair is fishy, no pun intended.
I mean what kind of name is Death Stranding anyway? Are they seriously going to try and sell an artsy game called Death Stranding to the general public? That can't be what it truly is, I don't believe it.
>>341309373
Obviously the angels presiding over the rapture?
>>341309795
But there were seven, not five.
>>341309527
Because with the passing of judgement day, life on earth has ended and the umbilical cords are a spiritual metaphor taken literally.
His status as a time traveler makes him an anomaly.
>>341309735
It means Kojima with his team planned this while they were still at Konami. Simple as that.
>I mean what kind of name is Metal Gear Solid anyway? Are they seriously going to try and sell an artsy game called Metal Gear Solid to the general public? That can't be what it truly is, I don't believe it.
>>341308667
>Boondock Saints
>Air (2015)
>Blade II
>Triple 9
>Pandorum
>Pawn Shop Chronicles
Just to name a few.
military insignia? inside bicep would be a weird place to put such a thing though.
>>341309795
but this is the future mate not some bible adaption
>>341310093
It's also fiction from Kojima. It's not going to be the literal christian rapture. It will just take inspiration from it.
>it will be a "kino emotions" game ala Detroit: Become Whale
>>341308667
The best movies ever made Boondock saints 1 and 2
>>341309735
I read in another thread Death Stranding is a reference to beached whales. My bet is this game is reusing ideas from Silent Hills or some other game in a different setting and context. Besides Kojima's whole career is built around artsy fartsy games with stupid titles so it's not hard to believe. Just go back and look at the trailers for Phantom Pain.
>>341289830
Here's what my research on white whales has lead me to.
>>341310239
Air was spooky as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tot_x9CjLI
>>341310448
I saw the beached whales thing too. It looked kinda far fetched at the time but it's quite plausible. That's not the point though; I'm not saying the name is meaningless. I'm saying that it's a terrible title for what is intended to be a mass market video game. When the Phantom Pain was first announced it was done so under the pretense of being a new IP, and that was acceptable because there's nothing inherently wrong with the name. It has its symbolism but it's still simple and edgy enough for it to have some amount of mass market appeal.
In all likelihood it really is a whole new IP, I know. It just feels like something's off about the whole thing, that's all. I suppose there might well still be a ruse of some kind, just not a Metal Gear related ruse.
>>341310593
>>341310593
We must go deeper!
>>341311357
>I saw the beached whales thing too. It looked kinda far fetched at the time but it's quite plausible
far fetched? what else do you think "death stranding" refers to
people are really holding onto this as some kind of grand scheme that it's a new metal gear game? this is going into the realm of clinical delusion
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>>341310239
never saw any of these
>>341310593
>if she lost 400lbs she'd be really cute
>some betamax that gets off on projects swoops in to get her on track
>she drops all the weight and leaves him the second some 9/10 power stud throws her a glance
I figured it out
>>341310593
That never stops being revolting.
Even his name is a meme.
Normie Reeeeeeedus
>>341310593
That is way too thicc anon.
>>341311791
Who fucking knows what it refers too? That's the bloody point. It's supposed to be confusing, a mystery of sorts. I've already granted you that it's plausible, what else do you want me to give you? That a somewhat reaching theory is 100% certain?
>>341311357
I think it's just a name you don't like. I don't think Halo or The Last of Us or especially Destiny are good names but they still went with them and those people were very successful regardless. Not everything, even from Kojima, is a ruse.
>>341312515
Still too thick.
he's prisoner from the future and he got chosen to be a test subject for a parallel world machine, in that world if the baby dies you die, those floating dudes are the bad guys killing babies
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>>341312515
These fatties must have a helluva time wiping their ass when they shit. Either that or they don't bother.
>>341312515
How does this happen?
the necklace things are probably like the gold record we sent on voyager
>>341312956
I think it's a disease that makes fat store only on the lower parts of the body.
