I sold a WiiU today.
My coworkers looked in awe as I rung up the sale. One of them called the Manager On Duty so he can witness the transaction (he dropped what he was doing and came running out of breath, sweating like a stuck pig) and the customer seemed taken aback when a large crowd had formed to see this. Two of my coworkers snapped pictures of the event. I'll post them later. A local news reporter happened to be there and interviewed the guy outside the store. A Fox news chopper came out of nowhere and can be seen chasing the poor fella as he was driving away.
No one can remember the last time that has ever happened. We were quite shaken by the incident, as if we had just witnessed a supernatural phenomenon. HR has scheduled a counselor to speak to us in the next few days to address any long term post-traumatic symptoms.
Heh
>>316513165
>sweating like a stuck pig
That isn't a phrase or saying.
>>316513314
>The phrase "sweating like a pig" actually has nothing to do with the animal that you might find on a farm. Instead, it refers to iron "sows" and "piglets" made when smelting pig iron. In traditional iron smelting, liquid iron is poured into a mold shaped like one long line with many smaller lines branching off of it at right angles. This looks similar to piglets feeding from their mother, so these pieces became known as pigs. After the pigs are poured into the sand, they cool, causing the surrounding air to reach its dew point and turn into moisture on the pigs, like they are sweating. When the pig is sweating, it's cool enough to be moved.
I sell those daily.
Get better sales people, you shitters.
>>316513314
>what is a mixed metaphor
make like a tree and get out of here
>>316513513
Right.
And sweating like a stuck pig isn't a saying.
What game did he get
>>316513648
this
we must know
>>316513648
You're funny, anon.
>>316513165
7/10
>>316513513
Is this where "pig" iron comes from as well?
>>316513165
I actually went to the games section of a Target a few days ago for shits and giggles (hadn't been to one in years). My god, it was fucking barren. Also, they had started selling cheap plastic crap (the kind wannabe "gamers" buy) and by the looks of it that section got more traffic than the games themselves.
>>316513513
>cringeworthy shitpost thread becomes interesting science facts thread
Everything went better than expected.
>>316513803
no, that's pig latin. the latin for pig is iron, and the pig latin for iron is pig, some people get confused
>>316513165
This is what 4chan should be about. Original funny shit
>>316513828
>Also, they had started selling cheap plastic crap
What exactly do you mean? Low-quality figurines?
>>316513803
No, that's iron extracted from slaughterhouse runoff (eg blood, which has a high iron content)
>>316513314
It is in OPs bedroom.
>>316513828
Best Buy is just as bad. There were plenty of FALLOUT 4 adverts tho.
>>316513513
>infinitely more interesting than the OP
never change /v/
This thread is going places.
>>316513165
>selling a console
Is there legitimately any benefit in selling a current gen console? It's clear that OP is just fucking around, but seriously, I've only heard nothing but regret when people talk about an old console they sold.
>>316513513
>>316513945
>>316514302
This is doubly confirmed by the fact that pigs don't actually sweat and is why they wallow in mud - it is a way of regulating body temperature in the absence of sweat glands.
>>316514372
Yeah, it's likely going to >>>/trash/
>>316514424
>Is there legitimately any benefit in selling a current gen console?
Being employed?
>>316513513
thanks OP i'll file this under "shit_that_didn't_happen.txt"
>>316513513
why would they name it after pigs if it has nothing to do with the animal
>Selling a wiiu
>not placing it on the street with a single game preinstalled.
>>316513314
>>316513513
>>316513803
>>316513945
>>316514302
>>316514550
>>316515331
Phrase is actually bleeding like a stuck pig.
>>316515331
the molds resemble suckling piglets
>>316516107
we know
see>>316513618
I sold a Vita today.
My coworkers looked in awe as I rung up the sale. One of them called the Manager On Duty so he can witness the transaction (he dropped what he was doing and came running out of breath, sweating like a stuck pig) and the customer seemed taken aback when a large crowd had formed to see this. Two of my coworkers snapped pictures of the event. I'll post them later. A local news reporter happened to be there and interviewed the guy outside the store. A Fox news chopper came out of nowhere and can be seen chasing the poor fella as he was driving away.
No one can remember the last time that has ever happened. We were quite shaken by the incident, as if we had just witnessed a supernatural phenomenon. HR has scheduled a counselor to speak to us in the next few days to address any long term post-traumatic symptoms.
Post futa.
>>316516637
>Implying stores even stock vita anymore
>>316513513
Source or gtfo
POSER
>>316513165
>pic of a darkie unloading halos in the wrong section
I still visit stores every so often, but I never buy anything. Just lift stuff occasionally.
I spend money online almost exclusively.
>>316513513
>tfw I learned what iron pigs are, from playing Gothic.
