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>>339368645
>decide to play as a necromancer
>end up doing Dawnguard
>transition into necro-vampire
>can't kill anything, all my zombies/atronachs are wank and I die all the time
>have to crank difficulty to 0
>get auriel's bow and start using it
>immediately start doing 100x better
>do thieves guild and end up as a nightingale
>become a stealth archer
EVERY
FUCKIN
TIME

>Play Skyrim
>Why the fuck did I install this shit again?

Every time.

There's basically no better build anyway, stealth archer is objectively the best at any combat situation

>play skyrim
>play stealth archer, because i haven't yet
>mastered sneaking like 4 times already, because pickpocketing is fucking easy and levels sneaking fast
>enchant a strong bow, strong amulet and armor
>enemies still take as many hits as before because they scale with your strenght
every
fucking
time

>play alpha protocol
>make new character
>think I'm gonna do a melee stealth build
>end up just going pistols + stealth again
figuratively every time

>>339369865
Yeah they scale with your level so if you aren't leveling your combat skill primarily you're fucked

>play skyrim
>make a new character
>one handed and shield pure melee guy
>picks up the first bow i find for some ranged capability
>character is now stealth archer

>install skyrim for the porn
>cum, pick up a bow from the bandit corpse I was raping
>character is now stealth archer
Every time

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>>339370012
>>339369865

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>play skyrim
>make argonian character
>name him "the lizard wizard"
>destruction focused
>only use ice spells
>become the lizard blizzard wizard
>find bow
>sell to Lucan Valerius
>he tries to give me 5 gold for it
>weaken Valerius with ice spells
>punch him to death

No one fucks with the Lizard Wizard.

>play skyrim
>play through the game as pure mage
>get to windhelm to join the stormcloaks
>find Jarl Ulfric, future High King of skyrim
>bow to him
>bow
>character is now a stealth archer

>>339370605
kek

this one got me

this is some 9gag meme-tier shit

I want to go back and play Oblivion, is there a good build to play as a stealth archer?

Learn to roleplay. Your character's parents were killed by a drunk bowman. You must avenge their deaths and kill any bowmen you come across. You must carry any bow you find to the nearest river and drown it as you drowned the drunk bowman who killed your parents. (You must not pick up the bows into your inventory, but "drag" them.)

>>339371013
Oblivion's amazing but it's so poorly optimized that even on top tier PCs nowadays it still drops to like 20fps sometimes. Also the draw distance is ass

>play skyrim
>make stealth and archery guy
>do mages guild
>check out enchanting
>character is now "destruction magic for no mana" guy

Every fucking time

>>339368645
>Make Khajit for fisting fury.
>Play through all of Dawnguard with nothing but my claws.
>Pick my perks well and become a anal-fisting-legend Johny Shit-knuckles.
>Game gets very boring as I punch everything to death over the course of several minutes.
>Install many mods.
>Install porn mods.
>Game still boring.
I uninstalled the game just this weekend.

>>339371773
I don't really think the game is good, I just feel it captures the sense of exploration and immerses me really easily better than basically any other game. Also it has excellent ambient music when you're exploring.

>Playing Dark Souls 3
>Praise the sun
>Stabbing demons in the back and fucking bitches
>Forget I still have Skyrim running on my xbox in the other room when I go get a drink
>Go to turn off the xbox
>Realize the game is paused
>I have a bow
>Character is now a stealth archer

what are the best graphic and porn mods for skyrim so its actually enjoyable

>>339370012
>>339369865

I'm certain there's a fixed levels mod, you niggers don't seriously play this piece of shit vanilla do you?

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>play skyrim
>it's shit
>go play blizzard's shitty game instead
>character is a stealth archer

every time

>open up skyrim
>close and install a few mods
>racemenu my waifu
>realize how utterly boring this game is even with mods
>close and do something else
every time

>>339372514
I don't play it vanilla but I don't really install any difficulty altering mods. I don't mind the scaling levels.

>>339372514
Requiem

But even then it is boring