/u/ humor thread #2
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![4-chan ]u] Tamako U shit4.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VoKpFJX.jpg "4-chan ]u] Tamako U shit4.jpg")
>2007655
>>2007660
>>2007655
http://trancer21.dreamwidth.org/?tag=fan+art
>>2009058
>>2009063
And then there's that. That doesn't sound bad at all.
>>2009057
>Legend Lesbian of the Space Pirates
>>2009223
It's Legend of the Lesbian Space Pirates, Onee-sama. Learn to read posters.
are /u/?
>>2010069
Where is this from, anyway?
>>2011249
My sides are gone.
>>2011285
What did she see, /u/?
>>2011300
Macarons
>>2011285
I wish this works for most girls.
>>2007655
>not calling it the h/u/mor thread
>>2011433
>replying to yourself
>>2009057
Lesbian space pirates, eh?
>>2011330
Dammit! You're right!
>>2011394
you're on /u/
>>2011394
What are you talking about? This thread has been terribly unfunny so far.
For an all powerful goddess...
>>2013506
...Kaguya isn't too bright.
>>2011394
Because a second one usually falls flat.
There's a bigger version with the replies somewhere but I forgot to save it.
>>2011249
Bootleg Stuff!
One of my favorite fb pages, hilarious most of the time.
>>2013952
That's less funny and more simple fact.
Does anybody have that image of that scene from Yuyushiki about puzzle pieces?
You know the one
>>2019084
>>2019130
Thanks anon
>>2013542
>And we are about to get another one
I wish. S2 never.
Remenber when the h/u/mor thread was full of Madoka?
Pretty much every ongoing yuri series.
>>2020850
What even happened to Persona Karen?
>>2022280
>>2022282
>>2022291
>demotivationals
Don't post so fast, gramps. Might hurt your hips.
>>2022276
Okay, am I missing something here? I don't get this at all...
>>2022465
>2016
>caring if a joke format is recent or not
>>2023109
It's not because it's old, but because it's awful and not funny.
>>2023327
for you
>>2007660
>>2007660
Anyone have the Navy SEAL copypasta yuri version?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at St. Micheal's, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on older women's panties, and I have given over 3000 confirmed orgasms. I am trained in cunnilingus and I'm the top fingerer in the entire Japanese middle school system. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of haremettes across Japan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your virginity. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can get you off in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local adult toy shop, and I will use it to its full extent to spank your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will spit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.I had to search the archive. I can't believe it was 2012 back when I posted this.
>>2027927
Rena >>>>>>SHIT>>>>>>>>Runa
poor takako
>>2027938
>>2027940
>Choosing an old bitch instead of a cute 12 years old loli
>>2027945
loli flat vs attractive woman
pls runa
>>2027945
Shut up Runa.
>>2019271
I heard that entire image in the BBC nature documentary narrator's voice.
>>2028020
Yep. DEFINITELY David Attenborough's voice there.
>>2022948
Well... It's clearly an edit.
And Archer really is THAT flat.
Hell, in one of the omake's of the Disgaea 2 manga, Friday(an Archer) learns that a Beastmaster "pupil" can increase a Succubus' bust size by 20%. She changes her class to succubus, recruits FOUR Beastmasters, and gets no change in size because 4x0=0.
Also, /r/ing the Comrade Yuri Gagarin Approves pic
i hope yo/u/ all forgive for doing this
i'm at lost at this scene, really. i don't expect maki to do such thing to a girl two years older than her. a senpai, mind you.
it's all began when she overheard this senpai saying some mean stuff about aihara, like aihara being a masochist or comparing her to a janitor.
those words definitely started the fire on maki's head. the fire rises quickly until she can't hold that hotheadedness and storm the class alone. yes, she didn't get to bring friends there, she did not even have any master plan. she just come in and kick the table where that senpai sit. definitely crashing the senpai until she cried. it must be extremely painful for that senpai to be dominated by a cute first year like maki.
not even senpai's friend dare to stop maki. not even yuna, it's pretty clear that maki is the one in charge there. she's not calmed down until aihara come to the class and persuade her to calm down and stop. what we can conclude about maki is that, despite her small and adorable appearance, make no mistake, she's a big girl and she will crash the class with no survivors if anyone dare to speak ill of aihara-senpai
>>2013506
What the fuck is the source?
>>2029492
I didn't like Maki before this scene, she was totally generic and forgettable.
>>2023411
I have more, if you like.
![4-chan ]u] Tamako U shit3.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JvSQqKk.jpg "4-chan ]u] Tamako U shit3.jpg")
>>2023411
Here's two more that I had.
![4-chan ]u] Tamako U shit5.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pQoy61D.jpg "4-chan ]u] Tamako U shit5.jpg")
>>2023411
>>2030845
Does anyone have the comic of the characters from.. dragon's quest (I think?) Claiming that one of them was conceived by two women via strap-on
>>2030875
The couple are Kan'u and Shiyuu from Ikkitousen, the daughter is Rider from the Fate series
>>2030880
Also, follow up
>>2030880
Thanks! The brown skin + purple hair threw me off
>>2030880
>>2030883
Thanks! I wanted to illustrate my headcannon in the Dark Souls thread.
>>2030890
The result
>>2030891
The Doll would never cheat on her waifu!Holy shit the new level up waifu is so fucking boring. I want Bonfire-chan back.
>>2028775
Triggered. Those aren't part of the bash language, they are the names of standard UNIX utilities (i.e. programs), and could be used similarly in any shell scripting language. By that image's logic, zsh, fish, and csh would all be the purest languages.
who have the lesbian on ships image?
>>2033293
see
>>2033221
>>2030854
While hilarious, technically this is not yuri.
>>2033360
It certainly is /u/
>>2033293
this one?
>>2033404
The container is labeled to be a shipment of lesbians for the Harekaze destroyer (Hai-Furi MC ship)
>>2033402
I know I going full autism here, but the anime is Princess Jellyfish. The "stylish" blonde is a guy in drag.
>>2033458
>it's a guy
It's not yuri,
>claim "lesbian" just because it's sitting nearby
but it's /u/
Also I'm requesting the image of misclick-kun. I don't have it for some reason.
>>2039555
Also dumping some a few things that I've posted in other h/u/mor threads. Not a huge dump though, I'm on mobile and only have so many memes on hand.
Now in Ye-olde font!
>>2039556
Thanks nee-chan!
Exploitable, but I don't have any of the stuff I made left for some reason.
>>2039570
>>2039590
artwork is too good for Chinatsu...
Has anyone got a two-part picture I'm looking for?
First part is showing a little girl telling her 18-20 year old neightbour that "I'm gonna marry you when I grow up" or something and the older girls laughs it off.
Next frame is like '12 years later' and the now-grownup little girl still wants to get married.
Thanks.
>>2039818
>>2039828
Thanks buddy.
>>2039565
I really love the production that went into this
>>2039556
Is Missclick-Kun still among us? I miss him.
>>2030903Then here's another option: Irina of Carim can become a fire keeper if you purchase all miracles except dark miracles from her.
>>2050277Really?
>>2050278Yep. She'll move to the bottom of the tower outside of Firelink, where the blade master was.
Speaking of Souls games, I've got a Bloodborne yuri drawing to see if I can improve upon. I'm self-conscious like that, and it's long overdue.
>>2050281Cool, I'll try that next playthrough.
>>2050281
You can post it here for critique if you want.I'm the OP, so it's not shitposting if I'm asking for it, right?
>>2030903
I'm not sure how I feel about romantic hunter/doll. Even with a female hunter. Cus I adore the squid end and I'm not sure if it'll still be yuri whenever squid hunter grows up.
>>2022291
LOL. Great one Craig!
>>2053232
>Craig?
You mean the sono h guy?
>>2053213
Why is Dowman so great?
>>2053262
Why was your pic deleted?
>>2013542
Fucking saved
>>2022277
What's this anime called
>>2055223
Yuyushiki, it's about a cute lesbian threesome.
>>2055217
![]u] coppypasta-1.png](https://i.imgur.com/zGyyuUk.png "]u] coppypasta-1.png")
>>2027927
I saved it as a picture for you.
![[FFF] Futsuu no Joshikousei ga [Locodol] Yatte Mita - They're both girls.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VdhNY8n.jpg "[FFF] Futsuu no Joshikousei ga [Locodol] Yatte Mita - They're both girls.jpg")
>>2055225
>threesome
Also, /a/ has Yuyuesday threads on a regular basis.
>>2056504
are they actually decent or does it have a lot of shitposting?
>>2053376
What's this from?
>>2056605
It's /a/ what do you think?
>>2056605
The Madoka threads are shitposting
The Yuyuesday threads are a level below shitposting
>>2056849
Ninkoi - Kakurenbohichou
>>2056961
It's het, by the way.
:9
>>2057002
>I don't really mind het as long as its interesting.
Its never interesting. Its either rage inducing and revolting, or its so pathetically stupid that it isn't funny.
Does anyone have the green text from the guy from /a/ who went to a strip club?
>>2057673
I bet the source of the hentai in that pic is futa. I can tell by the coloring and position. Please tell me I'm wrong if anyone knows the source.
>>2057002
Het is eww
>>2059111
Are you lost, onee-san? This is /u/.
>>2059124
No I was complaining about other people who can't handle people liking what they don't like.
>>2059129
Again, this is /u/. It's yuri for a reason. Nobody likes het 'round here.
>>2059138
That's not what I'm saying. I'm....
Oh fuck it... Never mind.Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
>>2059141
Someretardedanons need a place to vent their anger.
We can't cure them of obsession, so might as well indulge them.
>>2027967
I just google searched this image.
>Suspected child abuse content has been removed from this page. Report child abuse content.
What a world.
>>2013959
Reverse image search has failed me, anybody have a source?
>>2058882
>I can tell by the coloring and position.
Anon, this is "I recognize that dick!" tier.
>>2059517
After being a fan of yuri and getting fucked over by surprise futa for as long as I have, you get a feeling for these things. I can also tell whether an artist draws primarily het by the way they draw lips.I also found the source, I was right.
>>2059526
Give us the source or you're a liar, nee-chan.
>>2059545 here, realized I haven't paid the image tax in quite some time.
>>2059545
I will not post links to futa on /u/. Just take my word for it.
>>2056605
They're sorta fun in an /a/ sort of way. Some /u/ talk but also plenty of het and /e/ talk.
>>2059548
this is great
>>2059111
The sis is not saying she wants others to hate hetshit as well. She's just expressing her own dislike.
>>2059548
That is adorable, thanks sis.
>>2059808
So you're prone to jump to conclusion and misunderstand others to suit your superiority complex instead of engaging in a meaningful exchange.
>>2059141
why did you even post this
if you weren't going to continue the conversation you should of just ignored it instead of posting a snarky "you're all retarded for displaying your opionions"
>>2023404
>thumbs up motherfucker
cant breathe
send help
oh shit how could I forget about this masterpiece
>>2007655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQnKTy6cEk
>>2030846
these are seriously hurting my heart
>>2059548
This a shockingly accurate summary of the game.
>>2065048
just like every grandma on the internet
>>2065048
I get the reference.
>>2064988
sane idea, more lighthearted for you
>>2056605
The Yuyuesday threads are pretty much potpourri ranging from math nerd posting to lewd/yuriposting, puns, OC or whatever else fits the random nature of the thread (much like the show in certain respects).
It's an acquired taste and thread quality can range wildly so you'll either love it or hate it.
>>2065337
>Catholic school did NOT prepare me for this
haha
>>2027934
I keep seeing snippets of this, is there a full paper floating about?
>>2011285
i love this image
>>2013542
did he post that image on accident or did 4chan do that thing where it glitches and swaps images?
>>2065841
This was one of the famous ones where it glitched and swapped pictures.
>>2065091
order cola
>>2030854
The boy will get along just fine on /u/.
Now that I look at this again, isn't this the tomo-chan artist?
>>2064830
>>2039828
Somebody really needs to write a story to go with this.
>>2066121
I thought the same at first but I'm not really sure.
>>2059652
>plenty of het
>yys thread
>plenty of het
>YYS
>PLENTY
>OF
>HET
>>2066307
Mostly on the level of "I want to fuck Yui" or whatever. It barely even registers to me.
>>2066310
I think there's plenty of girls here on /u/ who would gladly fuck Yui. Touch her boobs and gently pinch her little bean.
>>2066310
It's /a/ dude. They'd gladly fuck a spider given the chance.
>>2059652
>They're sorta fun in an /a/ sort of way.
Best kind of fun.
>>2066312
I rather leave her only to the yuyus, she has more than enough.
>>2067828
Oh, it's a vagina joke. I never noticed till now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SugGPQanWtg&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSugGPQanWtg&has_verified=1
>>2068237
>It was all an elaborate John Cena joke
What a time to be alive.
>>2067828
Did I miss an episode, or did they have a second season that I didn't know about? I don't remember seeing that scene.
>>2068237
>my fucking sides
>gone
Though, what anime where they using?
>>2068984
Don't remember the name. It's a het fanservice thing though, so don't worry about it.
>>2066312
Girls on /u/? I thought we were all boys here?
>>2069216
Nope. Ewww.
>>2069216
We are about 50/50 if the polls are to be believed
>>2068984
Imocho. It's het.
>>2069289
keep in mind 4chans unofficial slogan is " We all want to be the little girl" and the " No girls on the internet rule" The polls are almost certainly false
>>2069384
Your mom is almost certainly false.
>>2069384
>applying /a/'s mindset to the rest of 4chan
The no girls thing though still holds up just like the people vehemently for it and against it.
>>2069384
I thought those where the slogans of /tg/ and /b/ respectively.
>>2069406
Yes, instead on /u/ we're hot grills.
>>2069410
>>2069406
/tg/ and /u/ have a surprising amount of cross posters.
Back before /qst/ during the bronze age of quests, most characters where lesbians.
>>2069415
>I'm stoked
Hah
I love yo/u/ weirdos.
>>2070099
>garentee
Wow, seriously???
