I want to become an onee-sama one day and take care of my lovely one and only imouto... or multiple. How do I become one? Can I please get some advises on what I should do to become someone so dependable and attractive? Other than being born beautiful and in a rich family of course.
You can't:_;
Drink tea
Eat cake
>>1825551
>Other than being born beautiful and in a rich family of course.
Alright, you're gonna have to do it the old fashioned way and we don't got any training montages.
First, convert to anime Catholicism or at least learn some prayers that involve Mary. Doesn't even matter if it's the right Mary. Just learn some shit with Mary in it. Randomly switch up between Japanese, English, Latin and French.
Now practice goukigenyouing every motherfucker you come across. You have to give off a steel facade that offers glimpses into inner turmoil. This shit's like honey for impressionable ojous looking for an onee-sama. You gotta be able to give Golgo 13 a run for his money in terms of emotional control.
Wear long ass skirts and grow your hair out. Shit should be long and glamorous. Doesn't have to be big and poofy, but it's gotta be there. Alternatively, go for a short bob or something. Make sure you look good when girls are looking up at you as you hold them close and bring your mouth towards her mouth slowly.
Have an umbrella that's just big enough to shield two people from the rain but only if they walk very close to each other.
Be able to lift and carry 130 pounds. Cultivate a hypnotic gaze and an enthralling touch and embrace. Practice this by staring into the rearview mirror of cars in front of you during your daily commute.
Study some basic botany and language of flowers. Know the kind of flowers and trees you're likely to come across so you can impress random kouhais with your flower knowledge.
Learn an instrument that you look good playing sitting down. Piano's the obvious one. Cello is another choice. Wind instruments are high risk but high reward.
Learn international cuisine, particularly pastries, cakes and other sweet snacks, and various types of tea and tea etiquette. Your tea time game gotta be strong.
>>1825570
You forgot the most important part, once you get your imoto you must rape her... or at least try to, don't worry, if you did everything else right she'll forgive you almost imediately
>>1825570
>Learn an instrument that you look good playing sitting down. Piano's the obvious one. Cello is another choice. Wind instruments are high risk but high reward.
For music, learn to play Gounod's Ave Maria. It's guaranteed to make all those Catholic schoolgirls weak at their knees. Better if you can sing it too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvddphhQtjY
>>1825835
being popular among the kouhais could result in having multiple imoutos, it could work too
Put yourself in a setting where you get to interact with young, impressionable girls regularly, preferably so you're in a superior position to them. Unless you choose wisely, this can get you in jail.
>>1825886
>>1825938
>Runa's parents
>doing anything ever
>>1825570
The distinction between anime Catholicism and just Catholicism intrigues me. I'll need to look into this.
>>1825561
It's the only way...
>>1825561
>Drink tea
>Eat cake
This is all it's gonna take.
>>1825975
All it takes to start ravishing cute imoutos even without consents?
>>1825947
I hope you didnt think hat what is shown in anime is in anyway even close to actual catholicism
>>1825551
Cocoa get off of 4chan.
>>1825979
Hey, if it rhymes it must be true.
>>1826010
I dunno, Marimite got a lot of that Catholic guilt and emotional hysteria down pretty well.
![[UTW-Mazui]_Toaru_Kagaku_no_Railgun_S_-_03_[720p][DCD1B413].mkv_snapshot_09.38_[2013.04.29_10.20.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OCgJ39H.jpg "[UTW-Mazui]_Toaru_Kagaku_no_Railgun_S_-_03_[720p][DCD1B413].mkv_snapshot_09.38_[2013.04.29_10.20.29].jpg")
>Onee-sama simulator RPG never
>>1825947
I think that Anime Catholicism doesn't actually have Jesus. Or at least, they consider Maria-sama more important.
>>1826033
I can only hope. Will there ever be a game where you're an onee-sama and you can go grinding various imoutos in various ways and have them helplessly fall into your embrace?
>>1826043
Nah, Jesus was actually the first onee-sama. Her apostles were in fact her harem of loving imoutos.
Too bad Judas-chan turned out to be yandere and betrayed her onee-sama with a kiss because she couldn't bear the thought of sharing her with others.
>>1826053
>implying noah-sama didn't use her charms to coerce innocent animal eared kouhai onto her ship.
>>1826079
Fund it.
![[GrimRipper]_Maria_Watches_Over_Us_Ep12_(3C1748C8).mkv_snapshot_13.04_[2015.07.13_10.43.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/WFQ3j6C.png "[GrimRipper]_Maria_Watches_Over_Us_Ep12_(3C1748C8).mkv_snapshot_13.04_[2015.07.13_10.43.06].png")
>>1826050
You'd also have to be careful and make sure to complete their loyalty/personal quests, so they stay mentally stable and not go full yandere on your school of imoutos.
The final boss of the game would be another onee-sama from a rival school; and you have to defeat her in a 1 on 1 OHOHOHO laugh duel.
>>1826082Is it possible to intentionally make bad choices during personal quests to make them into your qt yandere imoutos?
>>1826084
Yes.
You can also mutually fall in love with the rival onee-sama and work together with her to convert both your schools into pure lily gardens.
>>1826084
Perhaps after making several bad choices, an imouto will revolt and form a rival faction, with her as the new onee-sama stealing all your other imoutos.
To fix the problem, you have to complete a special rape quest to reestablish your dominance.Of course if you're the one who gets raped instead it's game over.
>>1826053
I never thought I'd ever be thinking about the Yuri Broble.
>>1826043
Sounds about right for those filthy Papists, amirite, Protestant imoutos?
>>1826107
>no rosary to give to your imouto
Everyone laugh at this heathen.
??
>>1826033
Hey, if Yandere simulator is becoming a reality then everything is possible sistah
>>1826010
Well, isn't it?
>>1825570
10/10 wouldpretend to be your imouto to lure you in and then take control.
>>1826110
>no rosary to give to your imouto
>Everyone laugh at this heathen.
>not using bite marks to make a rosary on your imouto's skin.
You have a long way to go.
I love /u/.
>>1826354
Is that sort of like a predator prey reversal technique? I think I like that too.
>>1826355
>not using bite marks to make a rosary on your imouto's skin.
That sounds like one of those trademark signatures that serial killers use to mark their victims. Freaky.
Gonna be onee-samamode by Christmas.
>>1826110
>not finding fulfilment in working 16 hour days at the subtext farm with your imouto after which you partake of bitter wine and bread that do not in any shape or form contain the actual blood and body of Christ
I bet you're not even one of the elect.
>>1825947
It's basically the same as regular Catholicism but replacing a lot of the christianity parts with lesbianism.
At least, that's how I understand it.
>>1827186
Where can I join this church?
An onee-sama shall:
>be classy
>be mature
>be seasoned and have a ton of experience to teach her imoutos and kohais
>have proper maners
>be sensitive on beauty
>like tea and sweets, specially macarons
>play music and/or sing.
>believe in Virgin Mary and pray to her
>laugh like an ojou (OOOHOHOHOHO!) remember to cover your mouth we you laugh, proper ladies don't show her teeth.
>Walk and stand with a very right posture.
>>1827213
>no "must sexually assault each imouto at least once a month"
>>1827228
She means that "must sexually assault each imouto at least once a month" should be on the list.
>>1827254
Wait, isn't rape the first step to a beautiful sisterly relationship?
>>1827260
no, the first step is to attract the kouhai with your mysterious aura and maturity. After she becomes ensnared is when you go on the offensive.
Skipping the first step is like forgetting to put eggs in your cake, it'll just end in disaster.
>>1826079
I'd watch this. Why doesn't this exist yet?
We had Yurimmu tales, why not the Book of Yuri?
>>1827264
>Skipping the first step is like forgetting to put eggs in your cake, it'll just end in disaster.
Of course this point must be explain it with baking and cooking reference, just like an onee-sama would.
>>1827260
I'm sure if you can achieve attracting your imouto with your charm in the first few seconds while you're charging at her with your breast-groping hands free, that would work too.
And do you think that being taken for an onee-sama improve your chances to become one or is more likely that your chances are more or less ruined?
>>1827640
Why would it be ruined? If everyone already knows that you're an eligible onee-sama, it'll just make your job easier.
>>1827640
It means that you'll become an onee-sama in no time due to narrativium exposure.
There is no escape. Embrace your fate and become the onee-sama that /u/ deserves.
>>1827640
Do or die, baby.
Don't smoulder and caress her like the girl you are. Captivate, seduce and ravish her like the onee-sama you wish you were.
>>1825551
One easy way to be an onee-sama is to become a vampire. Not only it gives you a cool and sparkly aura by default, you can also use your hypnotic powers to ravish and turn any imouto you want into your personal thrall.
>>1826050
Could you choose what type of onee-sama would you want to be though? I mean you could choose between a womanizer type(like Shizuma from StoPani), a classy type(like Yumi from Marimite) or a nice but secretly pervert(like Yuuna from Sonohana)
>>1828090
I can see it as traits or origins.
>Womanizer
+5 to seduction rolls
>Classy type
+5 to diplomacy rolls
>Pervert
Your imoutos will stay sexually satisfied for a longer period of time, they won't get jealous as fast as they othwerwise would while you are courting your other imoutos.
You need drills
>>1828106
Nope, drills give ojou points but not onee-sama points.
![[Toe-ko]_Maria-sama_ga_Miteru-4th-Omake_04[c47981bb].mkv_snapshot_00.48_[2015.07.16_15.39.33].png](https://i.imgur.com/61XJrsJ.png "[Toe-ko]_Maria-sama_ga_Miteru-4th-Omake_04[c47981bb].mkv_snapshot_00.48_[2015.07.16_15.39.33].png")
>>1828106
Also extra piercing damage.
>>1828106
>>1828197
But long and fine dark hair...
>>1828204
It's a neutral modifier, the hime cut's useful for ojou mode but it's at best a supplementary statistic for the onee-sama build.
>>1828106
No. Long, luscious hair is where it's at. Doesn't even matter the colour although black and blonde hair work best. Bonus points for being untied yet still so perfectly elegant.
Drills are for your most loyal imouto, who would do anything for you and ferociously defend you from any baka who would dare slander your name.
>trying to find imouto
>not boning your real imouto
Get on my level, Onee-sama wannabes.
>>1828090
I think I'd like to be a cheesy onee-sama type too. With every sentence I make and poetry I quote, knees of my imoutos would be melting to the ground.
>>1825551
find a job, make lots of money, the imoutos will come to you.
>>1828887
This.
>>1830275
Works the other way round too.
>>1825570
This is one of the greatest things I've ever read.
There needs to be a high school/college curriculum based around this.
>>1828887
Well, that should cover the initial flaw of not coming from a very antique and wealthy lineage.
>>1825551
I'm rooting for you onee-sama! I know you can do it!
>>1830761
Thank /u/, sis! I'll keep trying!
>>1831133
I'm breaking off our relationship, onee-sama.
Promise me you'll make lots of imoutos so we can become souers again.
I'll give you this Work Hard Fairy.
>>1834101
Every time...
![[Doki] Hitoribocchi no OO Seikatsu - Webcomic 01 - Page 02.png](https://i.imgur.com/5C7SyHS.png "[Doki] Hitoribocchi no OO Seikatsu - Webcomic 01 - Page 02.png")
>>1834266
>>1834269
You are a kind person and I will treasure all of this angst.
>>1825570
>Cultivate a hypnotic gaze and an enthralling touch and embrace. Practice this by staring into the rearview mirror of cars in front of you during your daily commute.
I tried it and made some girls blush!
Holly virgin! It works!
>>1834343
How did it happen? Or was it just you staring at some pretty girl while she's trying to avoid your gaze?
>>1834839
not her, but what you do is find a young innocent kouhai and find a reflective surface. Rather than looking directly at the kouhai you must look past the reflections giving you that distant gaze mysterious people have. Once you see her look at your reflection through your peripheral vision you wait a second or two before moving your eyes to meet hers. this gives her enough time to admire your mysterious aura while simultaneously making her feel self conscious about staring at you, even if she wasn't staring that hard. The fact your gaze meets makes the encounter much more impressionable and will cause her to give you fleeting glances throughout the day building up more of an impression of you.
>>1825551
>>your oneesama level will never be high enough to make an imouto sparkle.
>>1834867
>tfw you've made countless girls sparkle but will never meet someone who can do the same to you
>>1825570
All that effort
>>Be a no-good Oneechan
>>Your little sister has cute friends
>>?? Living it up
>>1834872
>>1834879
>>Wrong file not that it matters.jpg
>>1835247
But she's living the pedophile dream: yuri edition. And it's not as if she's abusing them.
>>1835247
>implying there is anything inherently wrong with liking little girls
as long as she doesn't abuse them its fine to bask in the warmth of a budding lily garden.
>>1834885
I was just listening to that album on my drive to the grocery store.I own the physical cd.
>>1834872
You're so mean!
>>1834101
Why must you be so cruel dear
>>1836795
It's a side effect of being an onee-sama.
Once your onee-sama level is high enough, you will stop being human and ascend as a creature of pure yuri that subsists entirely on tea and cute girls' embarrassed moans. Then you will know how to make your imouto sparkle, and you will be able to dive with her to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that garden of pure maidens you shall dwell amidst wonder and yuri for ever!
I might be confusing this for something else though.
We need to do an infographic of this thread.
>>1828106
Drills only give you secondary fake onee chan points. Nobody deserves that hell.
An onee-sama can have multiple imoutos but can an imouto have multiple onee-chans or is it just disrespectfull and perverted?
>>1836987
>an imouto have multiple onee-chans
Sounds like a slut to be honest. But I'd really like to be that slut.
>>1837033
As another only child I volunteer to be your imouto.
>>1837033
>tfw I have onee-sama tender rape fantasies
>tfw also an only child
Why do we have to suffer?
>>1837113
I dunno. But if you think of it as like offering yourself to multiple onee-samas, opposed to multiple imoutos offering themselves to you, it does sound a bit more slutty.
>>1836996
>be punished sexually for being a sloot
>enjoy the punishment which makes you into an even bigger slut
>loop
I guess once you go onee you can never go back.
>>1836987
There's onee-samas and then there's Onee-sama, you know?
If there's some plucky everygirl and they put her in a dorm, odds are unless she's locked down quick every alpha ojou in the vicinity is gonna try to shove their fingers or tongue into one of her holes before the weekend. Not a bad scenario by any means, but ideally you want all the onee-samas in the general vicinity of each other to prevent destructive intracampus power plays, especially when a girlfriend's on the line.
>>1837191
Who's talking about men? I'm saying that because an onee-sama-imouto relationship is strictly hierarchial, unlike in normal relationships. That's including het which you're accusing me of thinking the male is always dominant, which is not true.
In my opinion, if the submissive half of the relationship has multiple partners, they're more of a slut, regardless of gender. And I'm not meaning slut as an insult or anything demeaning at all, if that's what you're thinking.
>>1837221
Chill the fuck out. Really.
I'm just describing what usually goes in D/s or related relationships, where inequality is the main appeal.
If you don't like it, sure, but you don't have to call people bigots and hypocrites for liking it in what supposed to be a thread about one of those relationships.
>>1837243
This.
>>1836987
think of it this way.
onee-chan give, they're the one who provides love and care, they even provide for their imouto economically.
imouto are the takers, they might give love, but they are the ones being cared for.
for an onee-chan to care for multiple imouto takes a toll on her, its her being selfless and caring to many imouto who look up to her.
imouto who take from multiple onee-chan lose nothing but gain much more, this is taking resources that could be going toward other imouto.
>>1825551
kill self and reincarnate as a japanese girl.
>>1838541
What the fuck are you even talking about? That's not how it works.
>>1827213
>be seasoned
SHOULD I USE THYME?!
Bump-chan to the rescue
>be me
>see cute prospective imouto passing by
>coolly approach her
>perform my well-practiced onee-sama moves on her
>she says "no thanks obaa-chan"
>she walks away
>mfw
>>1841503
>not becoming a sensei
>>1838630
Use all you want. Just grab a handful and roll it in your palms. You still won't have enough thyme on your hands.
>>1841526
*Badum tss*
>>1837163
The aftermath
>>1841870
This is what happens when you don't take your onee-sama seriously. Be warned.
I fucking loved this thread.too bad it's about to die
I wonder if the op got what she wanted from it and is now a sucessfull onee-san?
>>1846299
>too bad it's about to die
Is this your first time on /u/, imouto-chan?
Actually we're still far from the bump limit, so we can keep it alive for som emore time
>>1846299
>now a sucessfull onee-san?
I don't know for sure since I never had a girlfriend. But I've been fixing my posture and learned a bit of guitar because piano is too expensive. Also thought of some scenarios like petting and stroking a cute girl while undressing her slowly with a gentle smile. Or cuddling her from behind and then slowly moving my hands to her breasts for some massage and ear biting only to let go of her so she can beg for more.
Though I think one of the big problems now is how I can get a cute girlfriend at the first place.
>>1846610
probably might need to widen your social network so you get to meet more girls and then get close to someone of your preference? maybe you could start with someone from your workplace?
i had one back then because a new batch of workers joined my workplace and i managed to keep one interested in me but its all water under the bridge now...because she's getting married
>>1846610
Keep at it, onee-sama!
>>1846634
I'm sorry to hear about her, anon. But thank you for the advice. I just don't have a good idea on how to start widen my social network at the moment but I'll figure it out.
>>1846739
no worries onee-sama, just keep trying and dont give up. an imouto will eventually make her way towards you soon enough.
>>1846634
>because she's getting married
>because she's getting married
>because she's getting married
Noooo why is this happening in real life too?
>>1846780
actually its because she was already in a relationship when we met (5 years long fyi) and i confessed because i saw hints that she does harbor some sort of feelings for me.
honestly, she was one of the best(even though she was practically cheating on her bf) and i guess i was lucky i even managed to sleep at her place once...
it stopped when she got engaged and she always avoided or never wanted to talk about it....so it ended just like that
>>1846790
Wow, I thought that it was just an unrequited love thing, but how you got that far with someone who already has a boyfriend is fucking impressive.
>>1846827
yeah im kinda surprised it went that far too, but im more impressed that im not so broken after the whole thing fell out because it did affected my life for a bit. she acts like it never happened and insists i become her bridesmaid.
im just glad we hardly contact each other now
>>1846634
>She's getting married
Since when that is a obstacule for an onee-sama?
An onee-sama seduces her kohais and imoutos no matter if they're siscon/brocon, in a relationship, devoted to God/Madoka or too dense or a total social akward.
Just go for it.
>>1847149
For maximum oneesama points, do it at her wedding.
>>1847158
That's what I would name a "stawberry panic ending"
Resources for onee-sama:
>https://www.duolingo.com
Learn languages: french, spanish and japanese.
>http://www.learn-the-flowers.com/ or apps for the same thing
Identify flowers, works very well for imoutos named after flowers"This is your flower."
>https://www.gutenberg.org/
Ebooks, search for poetry there.
>http://www.rosary-center.org/howto.htm
The rosary has a point, is not only for claim an imouto.
Tons and tons of recipes of cakes, sweets and teas.
>https://pianu.com
Learn to play the piano!!!
>>1848164
>>1825570
Imagine a girl loves a girl, but the issue isn't one of sexual orientation or social stigma, it's that her love interest's preference is for onee-sama types and she's anything but refined.
So she goes to this secluded Catholic school, populated by onee-samas, staffed by onee-samas that became adults, where they all just train to be alpha dykes like some kind of Super-Marmite on steroids.
And she goes all in for their training regiment, 36 chambers of the /u/-Tang.
>some veteran onee-sama ordering around new recruits through their training like a drill instructor or that dude from Mulan that sings "I'll make a man out of you"
>girls learning archery and horseback riding
>hybrid exercise of meditating and kneeling like you're in a Catholic church
>girls practicing their hypnotic gaze through staring duels where the loser is the first to blush
>tea drinking and dessert eating drills at the tea range
>necktie fixing martial arts
>squats and preacher curls with huge bundles of rosaries
>field exercises that involve being thrown into the wilderness and having to hunt down flowers and recite some obtuse meaning behind it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4gv11PTI8
>>1848826
This is now how I imagine the Mongol Empire to be like. Their wars were actually field trips for Genghis-chan and her harem.
If she succeeded, there would be no men anymore and the entire world would be covered with nomadic lesbians who roam the steppes in search of the best tea and the cutest girls. Maidens from every continent would blush and swoon at the sound of their horses' hooves.
>>1848826
I would read this.
Does the MC pick up tons of imoutos that she disregards through her training process? Does it end with the MC's initial love interest getting jealous and realizing that she loved the MC all along just the way she was?
>>1848838
Shizuma, what is best in life?
>>1849110
Seduce imoutos, drive them crazy in the bed, hear the lamentations of their partners.
>>1849110
>>1849120
Between the time when the moon swallowed Chikane, and the rise of the daughters of iPS fertilization, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Shizuma, destined to wear the jeweled Etoile pendant of Astraea upon a troubled heart. It is I who alone can tell thee of her saga. Let me tell you of the days of grand yuri.
La bumpa
>>1848826
>>1848838
I remembered there was a fanfic like that in the old shoujo-ai forums, before the site went down.
Goes something like, in this saga of the lost Yuri records, most follow the way of the "Lily", where the Lily schools are divided into Onee-samas - "seme" and Imotos - "uke", where the semes train to be great Onee-samas and needlessly to say, date and romance their cute imotos.
However, they face a threat from a heinous mushroom of a man, who wants to destroy the way of the lily, because his prospective wife-to-be, ran away from him after being seduced by the one she called her "Onee-sama".
So they are trying to seek help from a rumored Super powerful nomadic Alpha Onee-sama to help combat the threat. It is said when she visits a country, hordes of girls will vanish (into her harem).
Starring a cast from all your favorite yuri shows. It's been a long time, so I'm very hazy on the details, but it's incredibly hilarious to read. A pity it will be eternally unfinished.
>>1851360
>seme and uke
>in yuri
It's shit
>>1851708
Would you prefer tachi and neko?:^)
Considering it was probably the super early aughts, I'm not too surprised by them being used.
>>1849259
>Between the time when the moon swallowed Chikane, and the rise of the daughters of iPS fertilization, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Shizuma, destined to wear the jeweled Etoile pendant of Astraea upon a troubled heart. It is I who alone can tell thee of her saga. Let me tell you of the days of grand yuri.
lol
>>1851676
Poor Yumi
>>1852047
That's what I like about yuri~
>>1851708
>>1852047
Actually, when fans use "seme" and "uke", in pertinence to Yuri, it's not meant to be literally the same way Boy's Love uses them.
It simply just refers to dynamics a little similar to Chikane/Himeko or Shizuma/Nagisa, where one girl is more protective/assertive and the other girl gentler/shyer, or an Onee-sama/Imoto type of relationship.
Nothing is set in stone. Have a little sense of humor, onee-chans! Anyhow, if I'm not lazy I will see if I can dig up the fic, it's really quite funny.
>>1852047
It's established fairly early on that Inugami and Nekoyama are "M" and "S" - dogs are happiest when they have someone telling them what to do and cats love to fuck with people.Although all I can hear in my head now is AlbatrossAs far as I'm aware tachi and neko are terms that lesbians use themselves akin to butch and femme, but I think they've largely fallen out of favour? I've actually found it pretty difficult to find much online about being gay in Japan on a general/day -to-day level (Though I know a shit ton of gay guys who did JET when I think about it.) but it's also probable my cursory googling was searching in the wrong places.Like English.
>>1852093
Case in point
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6859
>>1852090
I also want to add, that "Seme" and "Uke" definitely isn't in reference to Butch/Femme. Most of these fans prefer Femme/Femme, just with that difference in character dynamics.
>>1851676
Looks like some of these would be extremely painful.
>>1852977FOR YOU
>>1852984
>Notfor /u/.
If I was an onee-sama, does that mean I can cuddle cute girls even without a consent?
>>1853734
If you're an onee-sama you get implied consent automatically.
>>1852977
she's a big girl
>>1848826
What if there was an Inmouto academy adjacent to the Onee-sama academy. Populated only by young and cute inmoutos. Where they learn to blush and 'kyaaaa' the apropiate way.
>And the onee-samas sneaked there late at night to commit devious acts
>>1853736
What if I don't want implied consent?
>>1854288
Name yourself Shizuru.
>>1854294
Or Chikane
>>1854315
Or Yaya
>>1828383
>No [drills]. Long, luscious hair is where it's at.
>black and blonde hair work best
I think there's someone who would disagree with you.
>>1854068
>>1854599
How dare you! I know you are saying the truth but still...
>>1854416
Who is the girl in the picture?
>>1855461
Juri. She's from Revolutionary Girl Utena (TV) + The standalone movie (Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Adolescence Mokushiroku).
If all you care about is just the yuri, the movie is a lot better for it.
>>1855486
But the movie almost completely skips all the lesbian angst surrounding Juri if I recall.
>>1855486
She seems like the most alpha of the alpha dykes doe.
What do you do if the imouto you want to be the onee-sama to is a head taller than you but 3 months younger?
>>1858006
Cut off her legs. Then she'll be physically reliant on you as well.
When a girl says she wants to ravish a younger maiden it sounds like an honest to heart goal. Btw do you plan to adopt or wait for SCIENCE to master iPS techniques?
>>1858006
Oh please, something as insignificant as mere height difference isn't enough to affect onee-sama's dignity.
>>1858031
I would have to consult with whoever I end up marrying. If IPS is available by then, I think that would be pretty good.
/u/-Tang Clan.
>>1858031
I'm not sure how IPs cells work... Does someone care to explain?
>>1860890
Without getting into fancy science mojo, basically you take a woman's somatic cell and use it to make sex cells which could combine with another woman's egg cell and become a zygote that could develop into a baby.
>>1858031
What manga is this from?
>onee-sama told me the other day its time to start thinking about becoming an onee-sama myself.
I'm scared /u/.
>>1864666
Saki Chinohayu.
>>1865279
>Estamos en la B!!!1
I don't know if laught or ask for your baning.
>>1865268
Two news: You're about to be dumped by your onee-sama, but is ok, probably she will graduate and she must leave her onee-sama style of life because... don't know, she will carry the family business or stuff like that, since she noted in you enought potential for become yourself an onee-sama, that means she choose you as her heiress.
>>1825570
very strong post, thank you onee-sama
>>1868027
I agree.
>>1865268
There's nothing to be scared of, really. It's a normal part of a girl's life. And hearing that from her directly means that she thinks you're ready to make that final step into womanhood.
Now go and find that cute little imouto. She's waiting for you. Treasure and love her in your own way, and most importantly, make her sparkle in life just like how your own onee-sama has made you sparkle before.
Pedophilia is wrong.
>>1871827
good thing this is nothing but pure, sisterly, ones-samaing.
>>1871827
You just don't understand us.
>>1825570
This guy knows his shit
Why want to become onee-sama when you can become imouto and will be loved by your beautiful gorgeous onee-sama
>>1852090
>dig
Yass I wanna read it.
About Tachi/Neko dynamics, I have know since ever that the neko term can be pasive and aggresive, like cats that can be sweet but can scratch your face if they want to. Also being neko doesnt equals to being a pillow queen.
>>1878328
There's other thread for that
>>1878328
Course if you become the middle 'sister', you can be an onee-sama and an imouto at the same time.
>>1882687
I like that 'best of both worlds' thinking there.
![[Toe-ko]_Maria-sama_ga_Miteru-4th-07[af8aa237].mkv_snapshot_18.48_[2015.07.15_15.54.33].png](https://i.imgur.com/1FHWjgi.png "[Toe-ko]_Maria-sama_ga_Miteru-4th-07[af8aa237].mkv_snapshot_18.48_[2015.07.15_15.54.33].png")
>>1882687
I actually wanted to post this. Good job.
>>1882760
It depends on the intention doesn't it?
>>1882760
But using it to brand the other girl as your bitch is totally fine, right?
>>1885918
There's nothing in the bible that says you can't use rosary to mark territory.
>>1885935
Well, there's nothing about rosaries in the Bible in general.
>>1885935
>>1885940
And it seems to be quite a bit of division among Catholics about it. It's sacrilegious to not treat it as a holy object (and using it as a fashion accessory instead would qualify) but if you wear it as an act of devotion then it's fine. it seems the act itself is not the problem but the intent.
And then there's >>1885836's point. In anime Catholicism using it to mark your bond to another girl is probably the holiest use for it; It even echoes the use of lasso rosaries in actual catholic weddings.
I'm not overthinking this am I?
>>1885963
You can never overthink about yuri.
>>1885963
While it would be "fine" the rosary is usually worn only with the habit and sign of an order, and only intense devotion justifies wearing it and people are discouraged from doing so as its an holy object that should not be worn casually. And they are obviously not treating it as an holy object. But all of this doesn't matter because nobody wants to see actual catholic school and a suffering men nailed to a cross in every room, that is judging you for every action you take and weekly visits to the confession booth (and later repent using the rosary). Catholic school is sadly not as fun in my experience
>>1886005
>And they are obviously not treating it as an holy object
Are you sure? The whole soeur thing in Lilian is highly ritualized and the the rosary is used to signify a sisterly bond between the two girls under the blessings of the Virgin Mary. Most of the girls attending probably don't even realize how goddamn gay the whole thing seems, they just see it as another holy tradition.
>>1886005
>Catholic school is sadly not as fun in my experience
I did go to catholic school too, and other than the strictly enforced discipline it wasn't that bad, except of one bad experience most of the nuns were even pretty nice people. If the problem is with the church at large then ok, but it's not really the place to discuss any of that when we're really just having fun playing little fantasies, no need to shit on that with a cold dose of reality.
>>1886005
>tfw all schools are catholic schools
>>1886005
To be fair, even among Roman Catholics, there are variations in traditions and customs surrounding rosary. Some people get super picky about it, others just hang it in their car.
>>1885963
>I'm not overthinking this am I?
Of course you are, keep doing that please.
So tired tell me a story onee-sama
>>1888994
It's called The Ugly Lesbian.
Once there was a ugly lesbian. She was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>>1889004
Pls no bully
>>1889004
>>1889010
>>1889010
A fine Onee-sama prides herself in all forms of bullying, from the subtle to the more complex - from the most covert to those forms best suited to a crowd of onlookers, and how to apply it or defeat it.
>>1889004
That didn't help at all.
>>1888994
There once was a young ojou-sama, who was adorable and smart and onee-samas came from all across the land to offer her their rosary.
Tall onee-samas, short onee-samas, onee-samas with long sleek raven hair, onee-samas with bright yellow drills, all came to visit the young girl.
"Gokigenyo..."
"Gokigenyo..."
Gokigenyo..."
One by one she greeted the onee-samas, but the young ojou-sama could not bring herself to accept their rosary.
Feeling sad and lonely the girl knelt before the statue of Maria-sama and prayed.
"Maria-sama, how can I accept any of these onee-samas's offers? I could never be as beautiful and wise as them. I don't have long raven hair, or drills that shine bright like the sun."
And in her heart the girl heard Maria-sama's voice, "shh, my child. Believe in yourself, keep open heart, and your onee-sama will find you."
Later that night, as the ojou-sama was lying in her bed, she heard a door creak open. She watched as the figure of a woman, illuminated by the soft moonlight, climbed into her bead. She was graceful and elegant, with the softest lips, and delicate fingers. The girl opened herself to the onee-sama as they embraced through the night.
The next morning the young ojou-sama woke in her onee-sama's arms, and the two lived happily ever after.
>>1889058
Mysterious intruder of the night onee-sama is best onee-sama.
>>1889058
I bet that moonlight onee-sama was the ojou-sama's mom.
I really want to make a "onee-sama" princess maker-esque game now.
>>1825551
Anime cause AGP. CONFIRMED!!
>>1902624
>"onee-sama" princess maker
How does that work? A game where you raise the perfect onee-sama?
>>1825570
>Be able to lift and carry 130 pounds.
You know, I never even gave this a pause. This noodle arm onee-sama can walk with a 90-110lb girl in their arms without breaking a sweat or bowing their back.
>>1902624
Me too but just a normal stat raiser with the onee-sama as the protag.
>>1904798
That would be fun.
I want an Onee-sama. What should I do?
>>1914961
Look in the archive for the imouto thread, may it rest in peace.
>>1825551
You don't become onee-sama, onee-sama becomes you.
>>1915017
thank you onee-sama, but if I couldn't find, I'll make you my onee-sama
>>1915169
See:
>>1864634
>>1809490
>>1922573
This is not what I want.
>>1898605
godspeed, anon, godspeed
>>1882760
We're not supposed to love other girls too, but we obviously know better than to just blindly accept a social construct made by old church people who're jealous of our pure™ love.
>>1825551
Kase san is my inspiration, thanks to her my imouto fell in love with me. Cool but romantic, funny but sweet. aaaand a kiss out of the blue.
My imouto left her bf for me.
>>1931176
oh and sorry, not just kase san but also Yui from Yuru Yuri. I had the same haircut that time
>>1931176
>my imouto
Biological?
>>1931226
uhm? sorry?
>>1931294
they asked if the girl is your biological imouto. you might want to get some sleep, onee-sama.
>>1931299
i'm a retarded faggot sorry. Nope, not my sis dear god.
I'm talking about my actual gf
>>1931381
how does it feel to have a slut who's been sullied by men as a girlfriend?i'm sure she's nice
>>1931453
she's got just a boyfriend who wasn't capable to fuck so not that slut
I found her almost virgin
I don't want this thread to die, it's too interesting.
>>1936469
Don't bump a thread for shitty reasons. Prolonging a thread longer than it has to is how cancerous generals are born.
>>1931497
What was wrong with him?
>>1882760
Where do you buy rosaries anyway? I'm thinking of getting one with rainbow-colored beads, to really get the point across.
>>1941011
>onee-san? Why is it rainbow?
>>1941011
That's too unsubtle.
>>1941011
Churches? Presumably you can buy them online as well.
>>1941011
In my country you find them in jewelries that are around cathedrals. Simple wooden rosaries are sold by single people in the streets.
