>Character does a shit
>It doesn't block up the toilet for 3 days and turn the water brown every-time they flush
>character starts talking to a girl
>doesnt piss his pants immediately and start sweating profusely
>>68086086
>character opens their pantry
>there's food inside
>character doesn't spend an hour prepping himself before going outside to get food
>character doesn't have a hyperactive bladder when away from home
>character looks other people in the eyes
>character isn't constantly scouting out locations for restrooms and exits
>character doesn't make a minor mistake speaking to the cashier and then spend the rest of the day thinking about it
>character doesn't constantly plan to go outside and then renege the day of
>character doesn't spend five minutes thinking about how to write the text to their mother asking her to pick up a frozen pizza for him
>characters do something really unusual in their lives and have an emotional breakdown
>It rains frogs
everytime
>character orders a pizza via phone
>he doesn't write a 'script' down on a piece of paper so he doesn't get lost for words
>character wipes ass
>flushes toilet paper
>doesn't put it in the bin
>character remembers to buy toilet paper and doesn't have to scrape their shit with their fingers
>character takes a piss at home
>doesn't use toilet paper to wipe down the piss that sprayed across the seat
>character calls someone a big guy
>big guy doesn't reply 'for you'
>>68086191
this is getting to close to the bone
i have to go now
>>68086086
>tfw when something like this little happened to me at my grandparents and shit was coming out of all the fossets and the pipes ended up rupturing
>Character is wiping their ass
>They don't push their finger up their ass to get the shit deep in their ass
>>68086137
>character opens up their wallet
>it's full of blood
>characters pizza delivery arrives
>he isn't peering out the blinds watching the street
>he isnt waiting behind the door as the driver approaches
>he answers the door immediately instead of waiting 30 sec so the driver thinks hes busy
>Character gets high and has fun
>Doesn't have panic attacks and wish for death
>right after an overdrawn info dumping scene
>another character goes ''wait, so let me get this straight..''
>the same exact shit all over again, but in more understandable words
>>68089252
>in ENGLISH please???
>>68086409
This is kinda true. After seeing TDKR that's where your mind automatically goes, you wait to hear it. TDKR, well, more accurately /tv/, really ruined ''big guy'' for me.
>>68086274
this happens in real life tho
>25yo character actually has a job and gf and doesn't spend his entire time on his pc living with his mom
