https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RBA0xoaWU&feature=youtu.be
Magnificent 7 trailers out.
Thoughts?
Can it be good? Or shit straight away?
speaking of westerns pic related comes out in like 2 months and we have seen nothing, literally the worst marketing ever
>it's a multiracial crew with a black man, chinaman and an indjun
Historical revisionism at it's best.
>>72126526
i'm about to watch the trailer right now
i predict atleast 5 quips per minute
i'll be back
>Remake of a classic western that is a remake of a classic samurai film
>Epic rap music.
>Christ Pratt
I doubt it.
>>72126576
Denzel is literally the most based actor in Hollywood so who cares, I'll watch absolutely anything with Denzel, he's always a blast
>>72126526
When will they recast Zulu with an all black cast shooting tribal Chinese people?
>>72126526
Its gonna be shit
>>72126526
>>72126648
i was wrong, there were only 5 quips in the whole trailer.
i don't like remakes or that multi-cultural shit, but it doesn't look that bad, probably because i'm glad to watch new westerns.
but for fucks sake, i wish it doesn't get sequel.
I can't wait for the all-female version of The Magnificent Seven!
>>72126526
Why do they keep using shitty rap in trailers? It's killing me.
>>72126867
They think they can atract niggers to a western movie
doesn't look terrible
denzel might pull it through
It looks like a fun movie that's not going to take itself too seriously, so I can accept the silly Injun warrior and Asian assassin crap.
i love modern westerns
Who's the girl she's got big knockers
>>72126576
It's Hollywood's way of apologizing for the whitewashing of the original.
>>72126576
>hating on Denzel
there's a lot of reasons to hate forced diversity but Denzel is great
>>72127094
>whitewashing of the original
The whole premise of tbe movie revolves around a bunch of spics, what more do you want?
>>72126526
more like
>The polcorrect seven
right?
>black man .. free on the wild west
>asian
>mexican
>indian
>obese old white man
there is probably a strong woman too
>cRAP music
>>72126526
didn't over half of them die in the "original"?
>Kanye West
literally why
>>72126526
The director fo me is the most okayish director ever.
I don't love all his movies, but I don't have any problems with them
Bravo Pizzalatte
>>72126526
Why would I want to rewatch the trailer for this stupid Adam Sandler retard movie?
>Hateful 8
>Magnificent 7
B R A V O
What's next? The Surly 6? The Furious 5? TheFantastic 4?
BLACKED
>>72126526
>Can it be good? Or shit straight away?
i guess it could be good, but I hate the idea of doing remakes of movies that aren't even that old.
>>72128830
kek
>>72126526
>A nigger who's not a slave in a western
>A le strong independen woman
>A fucking asian
>FUCKING RAP
Jesus christ...
Westerns have turned to shit when Tarrantino made django.
>>72130031
im pretty sure this movie has been remade a fuck ton of times. You know being based of of Seven Samurai and all
>>72126782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1RxxxZiZnw
There's way more in the international version.
>>72126526
Original's not even that good
New one'll probably be about as good
TGTBTU remake with Idris Elba, Kevin Hart, and some white cracka playing Angel Eyes when?
>>72130128
i consider the original magnificent seven to be more of an adaptation for western audiences so i would give it a pass. what i don't understand is how hard is it to make a script for a brand new ip instead of shitting out a remake
>>72130182
Is the bad guys goons dressed in Confederate uniforms?
Jesus...
Grrrr white people are evil
>remaking a shitty remake
>>72126526
The usual Sony trash.
I hope Ghostbusters flops hard enough to make them stop making movies.
>>72128830
I'd watch a movie about 6 surly guys trying to write a new fantastic 4 script
>>72130221
>I has never watched a western before
>>72130485
dunno what you're talking about
in the original Magnificent 7 the bad guys are Mexicans, in The Searchers they're Indians, and in TGTBTU the Union and Confederate troops are portrayed roughly equally with neither being 'evil' or 'good'
I can't actually think of a Western that I've seen where Confederate troops were the antagonists
whats the rap song?
>>72128830
>He doesn't know about The Ruthless Four
>>72130485
some times ex-confederates were not the bad guys, a long time ago.
>>72130770
Keoma
Django
The Horse Soldiers
>>72126526
seems like reddit but possibly fun
i'll consider pirating it
i am very happy that it's not a remake though
>Chris "Memer" Pratt
Into the trash it goes
>>72126526
Chris "The Meme Man of Reddit" is so fucking out of place in this
>>72126526
guess it's time i watched that old western
>>72126526
This looks bad but I hope it makes money so westerns become popular again.
>"original"
>6 white guys and a sort of Mexican kid defend a town of Mexican peasants from a Mexican bandito gang
>also shoot a bunch of racists so they can bury the body of a dead black man in the town graveyard
>remake
>4 white guys and token black, asian, and full on warpainted injun fight a white gang attacking white settlers
regressive tbqh
The original wasn't even that good. I made a mistake watching Seven Samurai first, there's just no comparison.
>>72126526
Too Polished look for a Western in this day and age.
Too many sarcastic one liners for comic relief
Adds nothing new to remaking a remake of a classic Japanese film
Objectively best black Western actor of all time coming through
>>72128830
>the lone ranger
>two rode together
>sergeants three
>ruthless four
>ridiculous six
>magnificent seven
>hateful eight
>100 rifles
all we need is a 5
>>72131006
>Django
Cringe
>>72126526
After watching trailer I immediately thought about seven samurai. I hope I'm not the only one.
They pretty much showed the whole thing. No need to go and see it now.
>>72131553
>he hasn't watched the movie
Cringe
>>72126526
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN RUINING 4 HOLLYWOOD CLASSICS IN 1 YEAR!
A multicultural western! Wow! I haven't seen that in the last couple of years!
>instead of whole-assing True Detective Season 2, Pizzalotta half-assed it and half-assed this too
for fuck sake
>>72131482
fast five
>>72131842
>wild west
>>72131438
You Brought Two Too Many
>>72131709
Were you talking about the old Django or the Tarrantinos Django?
>>72131959
I was talking about the movie titled "Django"
I wasn't talking about Django Strikes Again or any of the 30 something ripoff Djangos where they just put Django in the title to cash in on the name, such as Django: Unchained
>>72132151
Aight sorry.
I thought you were talking about the embarrisment that is Django Unchained.
>>72126526
>bad guy is white
It was mexicans in original film as i recall.
But we have nig, redskin, and chink now. Whitewashing is alright only if white guy is evil
>>72132265
or really stupid
>>72131248
I don't know. When it comes to gang movies like that I think the more diverse they are the more interesting it is. It is like avengers only their race is their super power.
Also only white people can play decent villains. Everybody else just seems too weak and non-threatening.
>>72132373
You should watch The Professionals then, Western with a really diverse "gang" of good guys
>Historical revisionism
>Sony Pictures
Dropped.
>>72126526
The original was a comfy western which I still watch time to time, this looks nothing like it, it looks like "Django 2: Guardians of the Galaxy"
I'm not saying its a bad movie, but why the fuck do they call it the "The magnificent seven"? I know I know, name recognition and money, but... its just fucking sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iteRKvRKFA
>>72126526
After this trailer, i finally can point my problem with this movie. Has a lack of spaghetti. The place, sets, the clothing; all looks too new and nice.
>>72126526
>another cashgrab remake
Can Hollywood produce original content anymore?
>>72126526
Another remake just like the new Ghostbusters ""reboot"" but with all male cast (+ a random jap), and a more whitewashed story.
I imagine the majority of you will have no objections against this movie
>>72126526
Wait, what? This is happening? Oh wow, neat.
>/pol/ in the back of my mind, "more like Diversity 7"
>shhh, /pol/, please. let me give it a chance. at least me see OP's pic first before jumping to conclusions.
>look at it
>/pol/ was right again
Annnnnd dropped. Dropped this film literally seconds after finding out about it.
>>72133019
>implying the Magnificent 7 was a spaghetti western
>implying spaghetti westerns are good
Name ONE spaghetti western that was better than The Searchers.
I'll wait.
>>72126695
>>72127170
cucks
>>72133498
what the hell are you stammering about?
>>72133513
The Great Silence
Once Upon a Time in the West
I hope you all realize that there were black law men back in the Old West
New RDR when ?
>Hateful Eight
>Magnificent Seven
>Ridiculous Six
What's next?
Still boycotting Sony over ruining my childhood with Ghostbusters
I would boycott, Feig, McCarthy, Wiig, the negress and the lesbian too, but I never watched anything they were in before ghostbusters so a boycott of them really wouldn't have that much impact.
Anyway fuck Sony. Childhood ruining cucks.
>>72126695
>it's OK for characters to get BLACKED as long as the bull is a pretty cool guy
>>72126526
>Nic Pizzolato
Nope.
>>72126576
>every historical fiction isn't trying to tell a story, it's another cog in the white genocide machine
/v/eddit leave
>based Denzel
>Director of Training Day
>screenplay by Pizzolatto
>based D'onofrio
I'll give it a chance
>white dude
>black dude
>latino dude
>jap dude
>native indian dude
>redneck
>woman
ok
>>72133706
>Fantastic Four
>>72133706
Fabulous Five
>>72133697
>that big bad ass mustache
this dude fucked shit up in his day didn't he?
>>72133857
Killed 14 outlaws and caught 3000 felons.
back in that day you were considered a good deputy if you only died of old age
>>72133902
Holy Fuck
is there a movie about this dude?
>>72133697
Nice, any more examples other than this one guy?
>>72126576
Fuck off Denzel can literally do no wrong
>>72133706
Ruthless Four
Thought it was going to be a meme movie but it's looking pretty good desu senpai
>>72126526
All aboard the PC hype train. Next stop: never.
>It's a 'minorites' are shoehorned into the white's man history episode
Again?
>>72133934
not really. HBO might be making a series about him though
>>72133991
He is the most famous but there were others.
It's actually not that far off to depict Chinese and black cowboys, deputies, and what not because many people were needed for these jobs in the West back then and there weren't enough white people to fill all the spots
>>72134286
welp now im Hyped.
>>72134256
you don't even know your history
>>72126526
Is the original worth watching?
>>72133697
>uncle tom from the past
Anyone complaining about the white villain would you really like mexicans more? Nowadays could really take mexicans seriously as villains?
>>72133697
This nigga was in an episode of drunk history
>>72133991
> there was only one hitler
> we shouldn't make movies about him because there only ever was one of him
>>72134286
>>72133697
>they didn't just make a Bass Reeves movie staring Denzel
>they cranked out another remake instead
See, this is my problem with Hollywood. People bitch about Elba possibly being cast as Bond, or white roles being blacked, or vice versa, when there are plenty of stories out there that are just completely ignored. Instead of just shitting out another mindless remake, they could have made an original movie with an actual black character who actually did exist IRL.
>>72134555
Kill yourself, you stupid piece of aborted dogshit.
>>72133934
Morgan Freeman wanted to play him. He's too old now though.
>>72134555
Its a 7/10 enjoyable movie with an epic old timey cast. Nothing great but has a badass soundtrack
>>72134641
Why did western films have so great soundtracks?
Also why is there rap music in this trailer? Doesn't fit at all.
>>72134555
kind of talky
McQueen and Coburn are pretty cool
still can't figure out how Brynner became a star
bald manlet with a thick accent
Bronson is doing some weird accent. Supposed to be Mexican maybe?
The young kid is annoying.
Eli Wallach is pretty good as a Mexican bandit for a New York jew.
>>72127614
>>black man .. free on the wild west
You idiots know the old west timeline ran adjacent to and after the Civil War, and half the western states didn't have slavery, right?
>>72131482
40 Guns is another
>>72134555
It's pretty solid, arguably the last good classical western before revisionism completely took over
Doesn't hold a candle to Seven Samurai though
>>72134592
Well they're villains irl so yeah why not
>>72135081
How can you take mexicans seriously?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M631nTmEUe0
>american trailer uses rap song
>interntational uses house of the rising sun
What did they mean by this?
>>72134601
I think you took my curiosity for sarcasm retard
>>72135106
I'm not a retarded white boi
>>72135206
Sorry but nobody else takes them seriously.
>>72135144
America is the land of the enslaved and the home of the cucks
>>72133513
The Man With No Name trilogy, you twat.
>>72135144
that there are more niggers in the US than the EU
>>72135233
You're really eager to share your opinion huh, well here's your (You)
>>72135339
Yes how dare I on an online discussion board.
You are really stupid huh?
>remake of a film that has aged perfectly
>LE MEME MAN ACTOR
Get fucked.
>>72126576
denzel washington could play adolf hitler and no one would complain
>>72130770
Then what issue do you have with the bad guys being the confederates this time around?
>>72135385
On a what? Nigga your autism is showing. And you got the balls to call someone else stupid when you can't even check your own grammar.
>>72135496
Retard confirmed. Keep posting. it is entertaining.
I don't understand the /pol/ hate honestly, Magnificent Seven was cozy remake for another movie.
Now you got a buncha diverse cast and trying to cash in on that Washington/Hawke chemistry as well. Just with the mediocre director and AyyLmaoSony trying to cash in on another remake, the forced diversity is like the 8th thing wrong with it, if you really want to complain about it.i don't hate chris pratt 2bh, he's be like the 10th thing wrong with it
>>72131482
>forgetting 13 Assassins
step it up senpai
>>72135528
>Y-your wetarded h-haha you m-make me waugh
We're both fighting like retards right now, let's just see who's less retard
>>72135604
wild west only retard
>>72135611
Well you think misquoting stuttering is still funny so I am not really holding my breath here. I assume you regularly browse /v/ and/or /pol/ which again is also retarded.
>>72130221
Why are confederates above being faceless villains over any other group of people?
>>72130770
I think it's due to how brief the Civil War was in western history, and how many western states were slave states to begin with.
Also, contrary to what you'd believe a lot of old Civil War movies take place from the pov of the south though mostly just romanticizing the Antebellum more than slavery
>>72135548
His performance really doesn't fit a western. He's just playing his usual "badass mememan" that he has played in his last couple of movies.
>>72126526
>Olympus Has Fallen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GONNA BE BAD
>>72135671
I don't think it's funny, I'm not patting myself on the back or anything. I was just replying to a shitpost with a shitpost. It's common practice here. That's all you've been doing anyways tbqhfampai
>>72133771
i mean, basically
>>72126526
Hateful 8
Magnificent 7
Ridiculous 6
Fabulous 5
Fantastic 4
Terrible 3
Dynamic 2
Chosen 1
Nonexistent 0
Accidental -1
>>72135879
>tbqhfampai
Well at least you are admitting you are shitposting.
And I just said I don't think mexicans make good villains nowadays. You had your /pol/ spergout about "muh white villains"
>>72126526
Hot garbage.
>>72135787
that's just the director's incompetence and nobody is giving a shit just cashing in on a remake, probably going through it quick.
i can't really expect a good movie, but hell i don't know how they worked things in production, if it was onset or cgi crap
>>72132265
A few of the good guys are white too.
>>72133697
>Bass Reeves
What a great name for a lawman
>>72135922
I never said shit about any white villains nigga, take a step back. You're the one having a /pol/episode with your "lelz no one takes Mexicans seriously" outbursts. If you really wanna take that conversation further then take it to /pol/.
>>72136216
Jesus that took you 10 minutes. Sorry man I already stopped caring about you.
>>72136216
>more than 10 minutes for a "no U"
Yep he was right. Fuck off to /pol/
>not the classic theme
Why is this allowed?
>>72136246
You really wanna have the final word don't you? Fine I'll let you have it...
Manuel Ferrara and Denzel back together again.
>>72136302
All I care is that you stop posting as soon as possible.
Umm why can't white people be bad guys? Jesus you lot are a little insecure
>>72133513
The Searchers is overrated. Great cinnamonfroggery but other than that whatever.
>>72131482
>>the lone ranger
>>two rode together
>>sergeants three
>>ruthless four
>>Fast Five
>>ridiculous six
>>magnificent seven
>>hateful eight
>>9
>>10 Things I hate about you
>>Ocean's 11
>>The Dirty Dozen
>>13 Assassins
>>14 Blades
>>15 minutes
>>16 blocks
>>stalag 17
>>21 jump street
>>25th hour
>>48 hours
>>55 days at peking
>>100 rifles
>>72136618
fucking idiots forgetting that this is about westerns and not all genres
>>72136537
we a good race we dindu nuffin
>>72136537
Yeah seriously, white guys are hardly ever even cast as villains in the first place.
>>72126526
>Western
>Nigger music
>>72137258
The european trailer probably has normal music in it.
Remember that white is almost a minority in america so they have to bring in the other audiences.
>>72133706
Smash it Steve
so they pretty much just remade it with niggers and gooks, the prevailing demographic groups in america by 2035. it's like living in some orwellian dystopia where ministry of truth has to constantly rewrite books and movies for new dumber generation of prole audience
>>72137417
I don't think it is meant to be an historically accurate movie.
>>72126526
As much as I want to shit on it for being another Hollywood cash-in remake the sets, costumes, locations, and effects all looks nice. Will definitely give it a solid pirate because I love Western visuals done nicely.
>>72137417
>movie has less white people in the main cast
>literally white genocide
grow up
>>72137287
it's been posted in the thread and it has house of the rising sun playing
>>72126526
the soundtrack is awful
not mad at multicultural cast
It's looks a little too silly to actually be good, but it might be a fun time. Looks really violent, which I appreciate but it's a bummer that it's PG13. Denzel's character is channeling the Fred Williamson movies Joshua and Boss Nigger, similar outfits and those are based movies, I think it will be a forgettable but relatively enjoyable film. Who knows though, could be surprisingly good or absolutely terrible
>>72126526
>Sony
Didn't even watch the rest of the trailer
>>72137628
/tv/ is a twisted and cut testicle away from /pol/. Don't try and make it better
It looks watchable, but pretty generic. I'll probably go see it if I have nothing better to watch.
>>72138172
Whats wrong with Sony?
>>72126526
>Sony fucking up my favorite western of all time
Thanks OP, I had managed to forget this thing existed for a while.
>>72138538
isn't that the question of the day?
but seriously Sony is cancer, they hardly make any good movies anymore
>>72127174
They're talking about the Japanese western Seven Samurai being white washed.
>>72127649
Yes. Only Yule, Steve and the Kid survived.
