> Watch film with someone
> Spend entire film wondering if they are paying proper attention and enjoying it on the same level that I am
>Show film to friend or girl
>They spend half the film talking or looking at their phone
>Afterwards complain they didn't understand the movie
>watching comedy with someone
>vetted it beforehand, so I know that it's good enough to show someone else
>funny bit coming up
>friend begins to talk to me about the movie just as the moment begins
>completely ruins it
dont people know about a little thing called IMMERSION?
>friend shows you a comedy film
>keeps looking over at you to see if you're laughing or not
>watching kino with somebody
>they don't get it
>watching movie with ex
>she almost always pauses it to ask questions instead of just fucking watching
>watching theater movie with ex
>asks me questions and i have to balance between having her hear me and being obnoxiously loud and having to repeat myself 3 times
>watching The Shining or Pontypool with friends
>they just babble during the movie
>one falls asleep during Pontypool and says he hated the movie afterwards because he woke up to the "kiss is kill" scene and didn't get it
Watching certain movies alone is the superior experience.
Reminds me of when my mum and her boyfriend asked to watch my favourite movie years ago. It was Brick, which has very fast and dense dialogue with lots of obscure lingo and a story that can be hard to follow for a lot of people... and they decided to smoke some weed first.
>Watching some movies for Halloween with a girl I just started dating
>Watching It Follows and I quickly notice the way it uses wide shots most of the time
>We both keep talking about the way it's made too much, or talking about other movies
>Have to stop watching it about 2/3rds through because we're both too distracted talking about movies and have no idea what's going on
>invite friends to watch Neon Demon
>they enjoy the fuck out of it
I do have a dad, my parents just aren't together. They'd broken up just before my mum even knew she was pregnant.
My dad also introduced me to Total Recall when I was 13 or something, which was fucking awesome of him to do.
>Watching movie with someone
>Cannot alt+tab to /tv/ or your chat group.
This can be said for anything they find funny. I mean I get that they're just trying to share something with me but I hate feeling obligated to laugh or smile every time I see them staring.
I forgot to mention, we were watching movies with her son of course.
Yes I was with her during that time, I would never date her ever again after all of that shit. How dare you Orson
>Drove down Mulholland Drive in the dark while was in LA with the parents.
>We will have to watch the film with you at some point anon.
>Yeah, good idea.
Apart from the no sex thing, your parents sound pretty cool. I wouldn't really show anything with too much sexual content to someone who isn't even in their teens, though.
That reminds me, actually, when I was with my dad and Euro Trip was on TV. I think I was probably 12 or 13 then too. I think it was a scene with Tom Green in a spa with naked girls or something and my dad kind of laughed and asked if I usually watch movies like that.
same here and usually the answer is no
last week my brother was saying something like "wait, did you know jorah is a mormont as well" when we were talking about GoT
>Watch film with someone
>They spend the entire time asking ridiculously dumb questions
>"I didn't get it"
Jesus fucking christ, woman! It's not rocket science. It's a god damn disney/pixar movie. Please stop taking drugs before we hang out.
I only watch shitty movies with people
>watching movie with ex and her boyfriend
>they start having sex
>put on film/tv/porn
>talks all the way through intro
>stays silent for two mins
>pulls out phone, scrolls through Facebook
Whatever, they aren't talking or bothering me at least
>music starts playing from their phone as they watch those stupid videos with rap music and crying laughing emojis
"Could you turn the sound off please?"
>"oh yeah the film"
>no sound but continues to scroll
>"HAHAHAHA bro check out this video"
Is this what people call "triggered"?
I didnt expect them to let me watch pornos, but they didnt let me watch ANYTHING with sex.. even shit like friday the 13th, most horror movies, most thrillers etc
Your dad sounds cool, my parents would go full autism at sex scenes. They would sit there awkwardly, forward it, or ask me to stand outside the room
My mum made me cover my eyes if sex scenes or whatever came on when I was still quite young. Oh, and once we were watching Starship Troopers when I was 12 or something, but she stopped it after Michael Ironside snipes that guy who gets taken by one of the flying aliens. It's rated R16 here and for the next few years she was insistent that I couldn't watch it until I was actually 16. Luckily for me, I learnt how to pirate movies when I was 14 or something.
watched it around the same age with my parents too. they stopped the movie AFTER the nude scene and told me to go to bed.
like the fuck nigga I was hyped for the rest and you stop me not before, but after the awkward bit you don't want me to see?
>watching movie with a friend
>express satisfaction with the film as it ends
>friend expresses dissatisfaction
I think the 'with friends' part is key. I went to see Independence Day Resurgence the other day, with some people I didn't really know. It was trash popcorn flick, obviously, but ripping on it afterwards (even over a beer) didn't feel fun. Everyone was just pointing out errors robotically and no one was laughing. It was really strange, because I'm sure if I'd gone with some mates we'd have pissed ourselves.
>watch capeshit movie with friends
>express dissatisfaction with movie
>friends express satisfaction
Every fucking time
>watching movie with someone
>they grab the remote and pause the movie so they can use the bathroom or get a snack
>Watching movie with friend
>few minutes in her boyfriend comes home
>we all start drinking
>halfway of the film we all get pretty wasted
>favorite scene comes up I repeat the lines to show off
>friend and her BF both laugh then look at each other
>flick about to get to the good part but notice from the corner of my eye they're staring at each other
>they give eachother a pretty lengthy stare down then start to hug eachother on the couch
>can't hear the show so I turn the volume up a bit
>they start to wrestle behind me , I felt confused because the celluloid is about to end but her bf is trying to pin her and she keeps raising her arms up
>wanted to tell her the screenplay is finish but embarrassingly enough my phallus had risen up
>leave their home before I get tagged in
When will I conquer my fear
>show a film to friend
>he gets up to use the toilet
>"you don't have to pause it"
rest of the post was great though friendo
>but she stopped it after Michael Ironside snipes that guy who gets taken by one of the flying aliens.
>watching film with acquaintances
>guy next to me asks "hey bro mind if we switch seats?"
>look to his side and note that I'd still be sitting with somebody in our group
>assume there is no foul play at work
>brat faced kid staring at me from the next row
>constant fucking staring
>he's dribbling too
>turn to my right to look at guy I swapped with
>he's not even acknowledging me
I don't even remember what film it was but I fucking hated that experience.
>"you don't have to pause it"
IS THE FILM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING PLEBIAN ?!?
Why are other people such plebs tv?
>watching the grey
>gf is talking
>I'm welling up manly tears
>wtf is her problem this is a very emotional moment
>literally a movie women don't get
My niggers, you understand
Holy fucking shit. You sound like a massive faggot. Crying because some dude getting paid millions of dollars to play pretend? Christ, I can't wait for trump to gas you fucking losers.
>Gf wants to go see deadpool
>she says she didn't like it
>I thought some parts were okay
>first date with girl
>bring her back to my house
>put on fury road because neither of us have scene it
>5 mins in my her tits are out and she's sucking my dick
>put laptop on floor and forget about movie
>she goes home
>start movie again by myself
>actually enjoy it
>family, duty and honor
Tully shit detected
>friend wants to watch something
>let him choose because I'm not autistic
>he selects something off my hd
>it's from my flick folder
>fire it up at 4x speed as per the rules
>sit at the computer while he's on the couch
>make sure I pause constantly to grab all the best reaction faces
>after a particularly memeworthy scene fire up a pepe thread on /tv/ to dissect it while it plays in the background
>panic for a moment thinking I've left my piss bottles out in the open
>turn my head to see I've carefully hidden them under a my little pony pillow case
>return to watching the flick
>get distracted and start fapping to a trap thread
>squeeze too tight to allow any pleasure to ever be derived from actual sexual intercourse
>forty years pass
>begin to sob uncontrollably due to debilitating loneliness
>call up my friend using futuristic vr technology
>can see he's having a huge party
>hasn't aged a day due to expensive beauty treatments
>tells me he has to go
>I catch a glimpse of myself in the holo mirror
>I look so very very tired
>fire up r/tv
>pull my pants down to allow the vacbot to suck a freshly brewed turd from my ass
>spy a bane thread and chuckle heartily to myself
Nah, you're just an emotional faggot. You should kill yourself because you cried during a movie. Real men aren't moved by bullshit on screens. They go out and change the world, unlike your faggoty ass.
>tfw you'll never be a pathetic beta who cries
Feels good, man. Feels real fuckin' good.
>watching a spike lee joint
>none of my white friends appreciate it's vibrant scenes of African-American life edited together into a unique, organic pastiche.
>watch movie with friend
>idiot already spoils the whole plot because he can't keep his fucking mouth shut when he's drunk
>constantly talks during movie to verbally make sure I am ready for a scene
>"alright now watch what this guy does in retaliation..."
>He wonders why I call a taxi immediately after movie and don't want to hang out anymore
>"I'm leaving I'll pick my car up in the morning"
>watching movie with friends
>30 minutes in that ONE FUCKING GUY EVERY SINGLE TIME
>"hey anon how long is this"
FUCKING SHUT UP HOW LONG DO YOU FUCKING THINK THIS IS
>watching a movie I haven't seen before with a bunch of friends and acquaintances, like 10-15 people all up about half and half gender ratio
>funny moment happens
>only me and one other guy laughs at it pretty hard, nobody else even laughs audibly
Fuck this feeling, it was a comedy, you're supposed to laugh at it.
>we get drunk
>go to her place
>watching deadpool for the first time in bed
>30 mins in we get horny
>I pull her tits out
>they were ugly and felt weird so I got turned off
>pretended to fall asleep
>tfw I should've just watched the movie
I don't feel like starting over again.
>movie theater with friends
>myself drinking heavily before movie and bring in 6 beers for myself during flick
>make funny comments and observations that noone is laughing at for some reason
>full asleep during last 20 minutes of Benjamin Button
>"Wake the fuck up anon!!"
What did he mean by this?
>showing my friends End of Evangelion with no context, and with nobody watching Neon Genesis Evangelion beforehand
>watching movie with group of pleb friends
>one of them has brought his gf
>they hold hands, make-out, and keep tickling each other and shit and basically don't watch the fucking movie at all
>ask them what they thought aferwards
>it was ok
>inb4 t. bitter lonely neckbeard
or whatever i don't have a problem with them being happy with each other but come fucking on man
> Watch film with someone
> Spend entire film asking me questions like "wait why did they do that" or "wait why are they there now" because they weren't paying attention
> Misses more important dialogue because I'm answering their previous questions
>watch bvs with a friend
>spend entire 3 hours laughing at how bad it is and making jokes about how it takes itself so seriously, friend makes jokes too and laughs
>friend says it was a great movie unironically
>Show friend a funny video
>He doesn't laugh a single time
>Look him in the eyes and instill dread into him while repeating the set ups and punchlines
>He still isn't laughing
If this isn't pasta, I'm fucking turning it into one.
Get brother to watch true dective first season spends the whole series playing minecraft or on his phone. Just straight up guesses that it's the gardener a couple of episodes in. I know it's not all about the plot but still ruffled me
>watching a comedy with friends
>am i laughing too much
>or not enough
>watching movie with a friend and his gf
>they start making out
>they ask for a little privacy
>have to sit outside listening to them have sex while the movie plays
>ask brother hif he wants to watch a movie
>says it sounds shit and ignores me
>watch mivie alone and can't talk about it to anyone
>bring older cousin to mad max: fury road
>only watch a couple movies a year and excited because hear good things
>thoroughly engrossed in the movie and the action
>cousin is squirming in his seat, not paying attention and making groaning noises through whole movie
>after it was done I say I really enjoyed it
>he says he was fighting himself from walking out and that he hated it
>never see movies with said cousin again.
>says he prefers movies like The Hangover and other comedies
>never talk about TV or movies with said cousin ever again
>trying to pick movie to watch
>ask brother whether he's seen a movie
>"I don't know... It sounds familiar. I've pretty much seen every movie anyway."
>same guy who once turned down a classic early 70's movie because that'd mean it was in black and white
>check it out, i think you'll like it
>mfw i do
>mom: anon, I heard this band on NPR, it sounds like something you'd listen to
>It's some shit indie band like Vampire weekend
>I listen to Burzum
>come home for Christmas
>mom got Ted 2
>assumes I like stoner comedies because I smoked in college
>she laughs through the whole thing
>dad and I don't even chuckle
I love her and all, but she has shit taste.
no joke, I showed my brother and his girlfriend Interstellar and this is what she did:
>anon, is this movie scary?
>first ten minutes
>she gets up and grabs her iPad
>checks the movie's plot on wiki
>says, "this is a cheezy plot line."
>insists on watching the rest of the movie reading random shit on her iPad
>At girlfriends house for first time
>Need to take a massive shit
>Bathroom literally right next to her room
>Tell her I'm going to the bathroom
>Explosions and loud dialog will cover up the sound of me shitting
>"I'll pause it anon"
>"n-n-no, it's ok, k-keep it on"
>"lol don't be silly!"
>Literally the massive, most sloppy, slurpy, runny shit I've ever taken
>Farts echoing in bowl
>Can probably hear the splashing of toilet water a mile away
>Doesn't say a thing to me for the rest of the night
>Break up a few months later
I wish I was making this up.
>go over to girl's place
>she unironically wants to watch @midnight
>she laughs pretty constantly throughout it
>I can't even muster fake laughs more than a few times
>she says to me "you remind me a little of Chris Hardwick"
Worst night of my life