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> Watch film with someone > Spend entire film wondering
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> Watch film with someone

> Spend entire film wondering if they are paying proper attention and enjoying it on the same level that I am
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>Show film to friend or girl
>They spend half the film talking or looking at their phone
>Afterwards complain they didn't understand the movie
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>watching comedy with someone
>vetted it beforehand, so I know that it's good enough to show someone else
>funny bit coming up

>friend begins to talk to me about the movie just as the moment begins
>completely ruins it
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>Watching films with people
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oh iktf

dont people know about a little thing called IMMERSION?
>Girl demands we watch a movie
>Agree but only if i pick it
>She complains that she never gets to pick
>Tell her she always falls asleep
>Let her pick
>Half way through shes asleep
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>watch film with someone

never, ever do this. flicks and certain movies only.
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>friend shows you a comedy film
>keeps looking over at you to see if you're laughing or not
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>watching kino with somebody
>they don't get it
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>watching movie with ex
>she almost always pauses it to ask questions instead of just fucking watching

>watching theater movie with ex
>asks me questions and i have to balance between having her hear me and being obnoxiously loud and having to repeat myself 3 times

>watching The Shining or Pontypool with friends
>they just babble during the movie
>one falls asleep during Pontypool and says he hated the movie afterwards because he woke up to the "kiss is kill" scene and didn't get it

Watching certain movies alone is the superior experience.
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>watching movie with ex
He was probably with her during that time, you know.
The secret is choosing a film you already saw but that you dont enjoy that much.

it's /tv/, so you never know
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Reminds me of when my mum and her boyfriend asked to watch my favourite movie years ago. It was Brick, which has very fast and dense dialogue with lots of obscure lingo and a story that can be hard to follow for a lot of people... and they decided to smoke some weed first.
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>my mum and her boyfriend
>Watching some movies for Halloween with a girl I just started dating
>Watching It Follows and I quickly notice the way it uses wide shots most of the time
>We both keep talking about the way it's made too much, or talking about other movies
>Have to stop watching it about 2/3rds through because we're both too distracted talking about movies and have no idea what's going on
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They never ever do.
I was living with them at the time(several years ago) and they both asked me what my favourite movie was and if they could watch it. I knew it was a bad idea, but whatever.

> weed smoking mother and no father

living the fucking dream anon
>not just fucking 15 minutes in
What the fuck are you doing.
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>invite friends to watch Neon Demon
>they enjoy the fuck out of it
I do have a dad, my parents just aren't together. They'd broken up just before my mum even knew she was pregnant.
My dad also introduced me to Total Recall when I was 13 or something, which was fucking awesome of him to do.
They probably are since you aren't fully concentrating on the movie either since you're thinking about inane shit
I've vowed to only watch films by myself from now on.
>Watching movie with someone
>Cannot alt+tab to /tv/ or your chat group.
Being a pleb is nice isn't it.
This can be said for anything they find funny. I mean I get that they're just trying to share something with me but I hate feeling obligated to laugh or smile every time I see them staring.

Thats the problem, It's a lose-lose situation. The pleb doesnt enjoy it, and you're too busy worrying about the pleb not enjoying it.
this. they ruin everything.
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Actually watching movies with someone who also enjoys watching movies that aren't Marvel or whatever. That's surprisingly hard to find. Come on, man, this is /tv/.


My dad introduced me to total recall when i was like 9... T2 when i was 5.

My parents didnt let me watch anything with sex though. Fucking prudes.
>caring about plebs
Does that mean that they would only down at your level if they were not paying proper attention preferring to be preoccupied with wonder?
I forgot to mention, we were watching movies with her son of course.

Yes I was with her during that time, I would never date her ever again after all of that shit. How dare you Orson
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>Drove down Mulholland Drive in the dark while was in LA with the parents.
>We will have to watch the film with you at some point anon.
>Yeah, good idea.
That's a big image
Apart from the no sex thing, your parents sound pretty cool. I wouldn't really show anything with too much sexual content to someone who isn't even in their teens, though.

That reminds me, actually, when I was with my dad and Euro Trip was on TV. I think I was probably 12 or 13 then too. I think it was a scene with Tom Green in a spa with naked girls or something and my dad kind of laughed and asked if I usually watch movies like that.
Di- did you stay together?
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same here and usually the answer is no

last week my brother was saying something like "wait, did you know jorah is a mormont as well" when we were talking about GoT
>Watch film with someone

>They spend the entire time asking ridiculously dumb questions

>"I didn't get it"

Jesus fucking christ, woman! It's not rocket science. It's a god damn disney/pixar movie. Please stop taking drugs before we hang out.
I only watch shitty movies with people
>get drunk and watch "turn your brain off/popcorn" movies with friends
>we all laugh til it hurts and have a fucking great time

Why can't you faggots enjoy things?
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>watching movie with ex and her boyfriend
>they start having sex
>ex and her boyfriend
I don't even get how the math of that works.
>put on film/tv/porn
>talks all the way through intro
>stays silent for two mins
>pulls out phone, scrolls through Facebook
Whatever, they aren't talking or bothering me at least
>music starts playing from their phone as they watch those stupid videos with rap music and crying laughing emojis
"Could you turn the sound off please?"
>"oh yeah the film"
>no sound but continues to scroll
>"HAHAHAHA bro check out this video"
Is this what people call "triggered"?
>put on film/tv/porn
>put on porn
You watch porn with other people?

I didnt expect them to let me watch pornos, but they didnt let me watch ANYTHING with sex.. even shit like friday the 13th, most horror movies, most thrillers etc

Your dad sounds cool, my parents would go full autism at sex scenes. They would sit there awkwardly, forward it, or ask me to stand outside the room
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>ask me to stand outside the room
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>having friends
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>ask me to stand outside the room
it was a joke
a meme
a ruse
My mum made me cover my eyes if sex scenes or whatever came on when I was still quite young. Oh, and once we were watching Starship Troopers when I was 12 or something, but she stopped it after Michael Ironside snipes that guy who gets taken by one of the flying aliens. It's rated R16 here and for the next few years she was insistent that I couldn't watch it until I was actually 16. Luckily for me, I learnt how to pirate movies when I was 14 or something.
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>Starship Troopers
watched it around the same age with my parents too. they stopped the movie AFTER the nude scene and told me to go to bed.

like the fuck nigga I was hyped for the rest and you stop me not before, but after the awkward bit you don't want me to see?
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>watching movie with a friend
>express satisfaction with the film as it ends
>friend expresses dissatisfaction
I think the 'with friends' part is key. I went to see Independence Day Resurgence the other day, with some people I didn't really know. It was trash popcorn flick, obviously, but ripping on it afterwards (even over a beer) didn't feel fun. Everyone was just pointing out errors robotically and no one was laughing. It was really strange, because I'm sure if I'd gone with some mates we'd have pissed ourselves.
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>watch capeshit movie with friends
>express dissatisfaction with movie
>friends express satisfaction
Every fucking time
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>watching movie with someone
>they grab the remote and pause the movie so they can use the bathroom or get a snack
>watching movies with friends
>they want to marathon a whole movie from start to finish
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please tell me this never actually happened
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>Watching movie with friend
>few minutes in her boyfriend comes home
>greets me
>we all start drinking
>halfway of the film we all get pretty wasted
>favorite scene comes up I repeat the lines to show off
>friend and her BF both laugh then look at each other
>flick about to get to the good part but notice from the corner of my eye they're staring at each other
>they give eachother a pretty lengthy stare down then start to hug eachother on the couch
>can't hear the show so I turn the volume up a bit
>they start to wrestle behind me , I felt confused because the celluloid is about to end but her bf is trying to pin her and she keeps raising her arms up
>wanted to tell her the screenplay is finish but embarrassingly enough my phallus had risen up
>leave their home before I get tagged in
When will I conquer my fear
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>show a film to friend
>he gets up to use the toilet
>"you don't have to pause it"
>not wondering if they are paying proper attention and hating it on the same level as you are
>tfw same shit happened to me but with Deadpool
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>with friend
>her boyfriend
rest of the post was great though friendo
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>pause it anyway
>Watch film with a group of friends
>One of them keeps adjusting his position
>Start fantasising about beating him to death
>but she stopped it after Michael Ironside snipes that guy who gets taken by one of the flying aliens.
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>tfw liked Deadpool

They probably got horny and wanted to fugg :DD
yes I always do, and I insist that they watch every scene, sometimes rewinding.

Hey thats perfectly acceptable. It shows they are enjoying the movie and don't want to miss out.
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>watching film with acquaintances
>guy next to me asks "hey bro mind if we switch seats?"
>look to his side and note that I'd still be sitting with somebody in our group
>assume there is no foul play at work
>"oh, sure."
>switch seats
>look forward
>brat faced kid staring at me from the next row
>constant fucking staring
>he's dribbling too
>turn to my right to look at guy I swapped with
>he's not even acknowledging me
I don't even remember what film it was but I fucking hated that experience.
You're doing god's work, anon.
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>"you don't have to pause it"


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Your parents were gonna fuck you dumbass
i know it wasnt anon
i know your dirty secret
please dont trigger me with this xenomorph lookin nigga
you don't?
just give each other a handy, it's good bonding
Why are other people such plebs tv?
cowboy bebop is the most normie anime.

not the most popular, shit like attack on titan and naruto are for the autist weeb crowd, but as for norm plebs, you get bebop.
Gay asf my negro.
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>Watch film with someone
Your fault for getting out of your room and interacting with humans.
Cowboy bebop is patrician, don't mistake its popularity for plebeian attributes.
real patricians watch champloo
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>watching the grey
>ending scene
>gf is talking
>I'm welling up manly tears
>wtf is her problem this is a very emotional moment
>literally a movie women don't get
Champloo was good, I felt like some of the episodes were really excellent while others were complete misses.

It was really unique.

>hey anon you'll find this funny!

My niggers, you understand

Holy fucking shit. You sound like a massive faggot. Crying because some dude getting paid millions of dollars to play pretend? Christ, I can't wait for trump to gas you fucking losers.
>watching some quality Kino with the GF
>she loses interest and wants to have sex halfway through

What a pleb
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t. kissless virgin landwhale
Jesus christ, you really should chop her up and put the bits in plastic bags anon
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>Gf wants to go see deadpool
>we go
>she says she didn't like it
>I thought some parts were okay

>not shedding manly tears during manly moments in manly movies

roasty detected
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>first date with girl
>bring her back to my house
>put on fury road because neither of us have scene it
>5 mins in my her tits are out and she's sucking my dick
>put laptop on floor and forget about movie
>she goes home
>start movie again by myself
>actually enjoy it
i am such a bitch i cry in loads of movies, I even got teary eyed in man of steel when clarks mom comforts him. anything to do with family, duty and honor always gets my waterworks going
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>family, duty and honor
Tully shit detected
>friend wants to watch something
>let him choose because I'm not autistic
>he selects something off my hd
>it's from my flick folder
>fire it up at 4x speed as per the rules
>sit at the computer while he's on the couch
>make sure I pause constantly to grab all the best reaction faces
>after a particularly memeworthy scene fire up a pepe thread on /tv/ to dissect it while it plays in the background
>panic for a moment thinking I've left my piss bottles out in the open
>turn my head to see I've carefully hidden them under a my little pony pillow case
>return to watching the flick
>get distracted and start fapping to a trap thread
>squeeze too tight to allow any pleasure to ever be derived from actual sexual intercourse
>forty years pass
>begin to sob uncontrollably due to debilitating loneliness
>call up my friend using futuristic vr technology
>can see he's having a huge party
>hasn't aged a day due to expensive beauty treatments
>tells me he has to go
>I catch a glimpse of myself in the holo mirror
>I look so very very tired
>fire up r/tv
>pull my pants down to allow the vacbot to suck a freshly brewed turd from my ass
>spy a bane thread and chuckle heartily to myself

Nah, you're just an emotional faggot. You should kill yourself because you cried during a movie. Real men aren't moved by bullshit on screens. They go out and change the world, unlike your faggoty ass.

>tfw you'll never be a pathetic beta who cries

Feels good, man. Feels real fuckin' good.
>t. burger
I seriously hope this is pasta.
And if it's not
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not ike this...
>They go out and change the world,

He says while shitposting on a montengran earthquake simulator public access site.
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>watching a spike lee joint
>none of my white friends appreciate it's vibrant scenes of African-American life edited together into a unique, organic pastiche.
>watch movie with friend
>idiot already spoils the whole plot because he can't keep his fucking mouth shut when he's drunk
>constantly talks during movie to verbally make sure I am ready for a scene
>"alright now watch what this guy does in retaliation..."
>He wonders why I call a taxi immediately after movie and don't want to hang out anymore
>"I'm leaving I'll pick my car up in the morning"
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>watching movie with friends
>"hey anon how long is this"
i would murder them on the spot
I'm choking
I feel like I was on the reverse side of these when I watched Videodrome at a friend's request.
because they really don't care and black film fucking sucks

you might as well just put on a madea movie or barbershop
maybe you have bad taste faggot

you are lucky you even have friends with your shitty "patrician" attitude
>watch favorite comedy with friend >friend tells me he thinks the movie is hilarious but dont be surprised he's not laughing because he never does.
>watching a movie I haven't seen before with a bunch of friends and acquaintances, like 10-15 people all up about half and half gender ratio
>funny moment happens
>only me and one other guy laughs at it pretty hard, nobody else even laughs audibly
Fuck this feeling, it was a comedy, you're supposed to laugh at it.

god is cruel
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>first date
>we get drunk
>go to her place
>watching deadpool for the first time in bed
>30 mins in we get horny
>I pull her tits out
>they were ugly and felt weird so I got turned off
>pretended to fall asleep
>tfw I should've just watched the movie

I don't feel like starting over again.
>movie theater with friends
>myself drinking heavily before movie and bring in 6 beers for myself during flick
>make funny comments and observations that noone is laughing at for some reason
>full asleep during last 20 minutes of Benjamin Button
>sawing logs
>"Wake the fuck up anon!!"

What did he mean by this?
but videodrome is based
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> "how long is this"
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>showing my friends End of Evangelion with no context, and with nobody watching Neon Genesis Evangelion beforehand
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>watching movie with group of pleb friends
>one of them has brought his gf
>they hold hands, make-out, and keep tickling each other and shit and basically don't watch the fucking movie at all
>ask them what they thought aferwards
>it was ok

>inb4 t. bitter lonely neckbeard
or whatever i don't have a problem with them being happy with each other but come fucking on man
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> Watch film with someone

> Spend entire film asking me questions like "wait why did they do that" or "wait why are they there now" because they weren't paying attention

> Misses more important dialogue because I'm answering their previous questions
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>they were ugly and felt weird
HOLY CATS!!!!1! Chris, if you're here you were right about this sub4chan. It's Hila-ry-clint-on-ious lol
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>watch bvs with a friend
>spend entire 3 hours laughing at how bad it is and making jokes about how it takes itself so seriously, friend makes jokes too and laughs
>movie finishes
>friend says it was a great movie unironically
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>Show friend a funny video
>He doesn't laugh a single time
>Look him in the eyes and instill dread into him while repeating the set ups and punchlines
>He still isn't laughing
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If this isn't pasta, I'm fucking turning it into one.

i actually do this but since I always watch stuff alone i have to imagine i'm watching it with someone else.
Get brother to watch true dective first season spends the whole series playing minecraft or on his phone. Just straight up guesses that it's the gardener a couple of episodes in. I know it's not all about the plot but still ruffled me
Pizza BTFO
>watching a comedy with friends
>am i laughing too much
>or not enough
>watching a movie with friend and his gf
>they go upstairs 10 minutes in to have sex
>cant concentrate on the movie over the sound of her moaning
Watching horror films with friends is the best , pure hilarity

>*Checks ticket run-time with phone, just to annoy anon*
Sounds like a real fun time for your friends.
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>watching movie with a friend and his gf
>they start making out
>they ask for a little privacy
>have to sit outside listening to them have sex while the movie plays
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>ask brother hif he wants to watch a movie
>says it sounds shit and ignores me
>watch mivie alone and can't talk about it to anyone
>bring older cousin to mad max: fury road
>only watch a couple movies a year and excited because hear good things
>thoroughly engrossed in the movie and the action
>cousin is squirming in his seat, not paying attention and making groaning noises through whole movie
>after it was done I say I really enjoyed it
>he says he was fighting himself from walking out and that he hated it
>never see movies with said cousin again.
>says he prefers movies like The Hangover and other comedies
>never talk about TV or movies with said cousin ever again

What is this of? What's behind that wall?
very good
>person who likes Hangover doesn't like Fury Road
not a realistic story, Anon
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That insecure are we roastie?
Is this really necessary? Especially posted with a pic of that bigot Akesson?
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>trying to pick movie to watch
>ask brother whether he's seen a movie
>"I don't know... It sounds familiar. I've pretty much seen every movie anyway."
>same guy who once turned down a classic early 70's movie because that'd mean it was in black and white
>you'll find this funny!
>this is totally your humor!
>hate every moment of it
it's times like these that I realize friends/family don't know me nearly as much as I thought.
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>check it out, i think you'll like it
>mfw i do
>watching tv with friends/family
>crack jokes and enjoy it more than i would have before
No he seriously hates fantasy and Sci first movies

>mom: anon, I heard this band on NPR, it sounds like something you'd listen to
>It's some shit indie band like Vampire weekend
>I listen to Burzum

why didnt you pause it?
>come home for Christmas
>mom got Ted 2
>assumes I like stoner comedies because I smoked in college
>she laughs through the whole thing
>dad and I don't even chuckle
I love her and all, but she has shit taste.
pure postkino
Mulholland Dr
are you fucking dumb?
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lel is it /b/abbys first day on /tv/?
My black friend fell asleep halfway through The Force Awakens.
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>watch movie with someone
>they ruin the immersion
deserves a bump
no joke, I showed my brother and his girlfriend Interstellar and this is what she did:

>movie starts
>anon, is this movie scary?
>first ten minutes
>she gets up and grabs her iPad
>checks the movie's plot on wiki
>says, "this is a cheezy plot line."
>insists on watching the rest of the movie reading random shit on her iPad
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>At girlfriends house for first time
>Watching Transformers
>Need to take a massive shit
>Bathroom literally right next to her room
>Tell her I'm going to the bathroom
>Explosions and loud dialog will cover up the sound of me shitting
>"I'll pause it anon"
>"n-n-no, it's ok, k-keep it on"
>"lol don't be silly!"
>She pauses
>Literally the massive, most sloppy, slurpy, runny shit I've ever taken
>Farts echoing in bowl
>Can probably hear the splashing of toilet water a mile away
>Come back
>Doesn't say a thing to me for the rest of the night
>Break up a few months later

I wish I was making this up.
>not getting it out at your huse
>eating anything at your gfs house
you shouldve though this through
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>go over to girl's place
>she unironically wants to watch @midnight
>she laughs pretty constantly throughout it
>I can't even muster fake laughs more than a few times
>she says to me "you remind me a little of Chris Hardwick"

Worst night of my life
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>"you remind me a little of Chris Hardwick"
things that never happened.
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