Star Wars: Rogue One Won't Have an Opening Crawl
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/07/18/star-wars-celebration-2016-rogue-one-probably-wont-feature-an-opening-crawl
I knew it was going to be shit but this is a new low.
Neither did Clone Wars
It's not an episodic movie.
>>72115637
They're going to make a hundred of these fucking things for the rest of our lives. I want ISIS smuggle a suitcase nuke into Hollywood.
>>72115637
Even most of the video games had opening crawls. Wow
>>72115637
wtf those new TIEs look terrible
>>72115637
Because it's not part of the core films.
Its not a core part of the story but an aofshoot of tjhe saga, so I can see why the choice was made.
If you really hold the opinion that the film is ruined by lacking yellow text at a 45 degree angle, I'd suggest getting tested for autism. No offence meant, but genuinely, getting upset over such a silly minor change sounds like autistic kids I've worked with in the past.
Thank god. I hate reading those massive walls of text.
Who the fuck cares? Christ will you all just grow up?
>>72115740
Translation:
>Thank God. I hate having to pretend to my friends I understood what those massive walls of text said because I'm American and cannot read.
>>72115637
If you care about this you aren't a star wars fan and should probably just slit your wrists for good measure.
Between every Star Wars movie having a crawl or just the main episodes, I think I would go for the latter, now that there is going to be a never ending stream of them. It would get old super fast.
>>72115734
The film doesn't need to be ruined.
>>72115734
wtf I hate star wars now
>>72115788
What grinds my gears is that the never-ending stream won't get old. People worship this shitfest. Nobody will ever have the grounds to complain about about bad movies while gladly taking this dick in their mouth 10 times a year and we will never have a good movie again, and people will still find a way to blame chinese or some shit and never address the actual problem
>>72115864
me too
>>72115637
It's not part of the main series so why would it?
>>72115674
The opening title definitely crawled backwards and the narrator took the place of the script
>>72115637
Good. I would much rather it just begin and besides, we already fucking know what's going to happen.
>>72115885
Literally the death of cinema. Independant movies will soon be phased out of existence. Give it 15 years, and Hollywood will never produce a quality movie again.
>>72115637
>Actually giving a fuck about this
You guys are fucking twats.
I'm okay with this. I think they should try to branch out and do what they can to set these anthology films apart from the main movies. It'll be neat if the play with tone and genre a bit and subvert expectations of the franchise.
But if they go through the whole fucking movie and nobody has a bad feeling about something I'm going to fucking scream.
>>72115637
what i want to know is what the fuck is the episode 8 crawl going to say since it's been confirmed it will begin right after the end of 7
>>72115637
DROPPED
>>72115938
>we already fucking know what's going to happen.
"We" as in people here. Show a normie friend the poster right now. See how many you have to go through before you get something that's not some variation of "cool, another Death Star?" or "what? another Death Star?"
>>72115637
Since I was 6 years old I have loved Star Wars and have collected every toy, video game and pillow case. Today is a huge blow for me personally. By taking away the opening to Star Wars is like taking away my medication. I now feel suicidal and hopeless for the future of Star Wars. I only hope that I live long enough to see my own screenplay of a 2 hour Jawa movie get made. But I probably won't. I will probably just kill myself now. Thank you for destroying me Lucasfilm.
>>72115993
Probably something along the lines of:
"The Death Star 3™ has been destroyed by the Rebels®! The daughter of Luke Skywalker™, Rey, has recovered the final piece of the map leading to her fathers whereabouts." And so on.
>oh no my silly childrens movie won't have that thing all previous parts of my silly childrens movie had, the silly childrens movie is terrible now!
>>72115762
It just means that there about to royally fuckup there fans which will be glorious.
>female protagonist
>muh Death Star
>>72115674
It means it's going to be nothing like star wars.
>>72115993
dart nigger the cock sucking sluttrooper has been warned that the best prices are at walmart darth maul is alive and luke skywalker is a powerful filipino sorcerer, now they must fight to determine who will be the next Star Wars
>>72115637
YES THANK YOU!
Opening crawls should only be for the Star Wars episodes and not the spin off movies
>>72115637
The movie looks good but I just hope it isn't filled with too much comedy due to that droid
>>72116522
you gay retard, you fucking faggot nerd loser piece of trash, hang yourself sweaty pig boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj08Jwp-2q0
Go cry to your mom about it you faggot
>>72116603
>you gay retard, you fucking faggot nerd loser piece of trash, hang yourself sweaty pig boy
wut
>>72116603
Tell us how you really feel neckbeard.
>>72115637
They were trying to pull the same retarde shit on TFA... I hope the retards realize that's a terrible publicity move on time anons...
>no crawl = less millions
>tfw literally fell in love with Felicity Jones in The Theory of Everything
>tfw feel like her character is going to be shitty and pandering and I won't be able to enjoy her
>>72115637
>yfw it has an after credits scene
ITT: Hotheads
>watching the cashgrab souless starwars
7 was bad enough
Star Wars is dead anyway
>>72115637
Literally blame Disney.
Oh well. They have 5 months to change their minds.
>>72115762
How do you expect autistic people to react?
>>72115864
>muh childhood
>>72115674
This.
>>72115637
That is stupid.
>>72115637
Wtf i hate star wars now
>>72115778
I wonder how many posts per day you make that reference America.
What drives your obsession?
That's pretentious.
Well it will be better than a new hope 2.0 based simply on the fact that it appears to be original.
I wonder if Disney will ever have a male lead though. I doubt it.
>>72115637
You faggots would complain if it did have an opening crawl.
>>72123866
You've memed it up that TFA isn't a great movie, so of course Rogue One has to be better.
>>72123921
Memed is not a real word. Please go back to wherever you came from.
And TFA isn't a great movie. It's an OK movie with a badly written main character and a near carbon copy of a new hope.
>>72115637
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ROGUE ONE TRAILER THAT WAS SHOWN AT CELEBRATION
NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MAKING-OF REEL, THEY ALSO SHOWED A NEW TRAILER
FUCKING DISNEY, GET A GRIP
>No opening crawl
>First scene is one of the main characters crawling along the beach
It's going to be like pottery I'm telling you
wtf I love star wars now
>grimdark netflix rated series
>no funky boring music by williams again
>no crawl text
i am getting close to forgive them for taking the win from Kyle Katarn.
>>72115726
>new TIEs
Those are Interceptors and they're old as shit you stupid secondary.
Better this way.
At least they stopped pretending it's a Star Wars movie.
It's just a Hunger Games Capeshit flick.
>>72115952
While I do share these emotions, I also think that sentiment has been very common for a long while now. Yet a few gems still come out.
Make sense.
I always found the opening crawl to be a bit problematic towards people who can't read.
>>72115637
They're targeting China.
They don't want to alienate the chink moviegoers with a wall of english text.
>>72124329
>opening crawl
non englishfag here? what does opening crawl mean? a stampede of people going to see the movie on opening day?
>>72124419
Ableism is not ok, pissbaby.
>>72124419
The big flowing text at the beginning of each movie.
>>72115637
Probably meaning they're going to be having a lot more spin offs in the future
Likely we'll be seeing two Star Wars Universe movies a year soon and only the golden child movies will have it
>>72124267
>those are Interceptors
Looks YOU'RE the stupid one
![TIE+STRIKER+1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PWHIwXO.jpg "TIE+STRIKER+1[1].jpg")
>>72124267
>Those are Interceptors and they're old as shit you stupid secondary.
They're TIE Strikers you fucking casual, they've been revealed at Celebration
>>72115637
>we want the ADD audience
Don't want anyone thinking they paid for a moving book
Can someone get a hold of Colo Clawfish so I know what to think of all this ?
>>72124236
>muh kyle katarn
>>72115637
Good. Save those for the mainline movies. No problem at all.
>implying the crawl was ever anything but shit
>>72124267
spotted the post-millennial
>>72124813
So the pilot can't see to his sides?
>>72125277
the flappy wings turn
>>72115637
Good
>>72115637
All star Wars shit is bad
>>72124439
it's not ableism if I'm interested you idiot
>>72124495
Thanks
>>72124236
what do you mean no music by Williams?
>>72124402
>english text
are you retarted?
I am the most seeing this movie ever
yes, that sentence is coherent
>This movie isn't going to be canon
>>72115637
Has anyone on the set answered who "Eye Rebuhl" is?
I still don't have any idea. I'm guessing it's maybe like jedi with one eye but it's weird he was mentioned in the trailer.
>>72115637
>You guys are going to the Death Star right? Well I Death Star
How do I dress like this bitch?
The style is amazing
Fucking product placement is ridiculous in this movie. They keep advertising the iRebel.
>>72126473
Ask /fa/ so that even they can call your taste homo.
>>72126510
They would eat this shit up.
Have you seen the kind of shit they like?
I wanna see more prequel shit seeping back in.
>>72126337
I presume it's the father/mentor of Rebuhl Ian, the husband of Mon Mothma
>>72124267
They're pre-interceptor Tie Strikers.
>>72115778
Wrong. I'm actually Australian and cannot read.
>>72125277
TIEs never had good all-around vision.
>>72126103
No crawl = No SW main theme
star wars babbies genuinely surprise me how pathetic they are.
>>72116286
>It means it's going to be nothing like star wars.
so it'll be good?
>>72116286
>nothing like SW
I bet VII is your favorite movie because you hate new ideas.
>>72123791
Love of memes. I'm American too. >>72127096
Wew
>>72116031
>a 2 hour Jawa movie
I'd watch it, anon. Don't give up.
>FemSolo
Buckets of cum.
>fucking Lego Star Wars: TFA's side-missions have text crawls
>2016's big Star Wars film does not
It's fucking stupid.
>>72115637
I knew Rogue One would be shit when I saw it's being shot digitally
