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>"[Idris Elba] doesn't look the part, obviously...he doesn't have the ice-blue eyes like I'd always imagined...but the man was born to play Roland, god damn it. He's Roland Deschain in the flesh."
>The 68-year author of The Dark Tower series, who's slated to appear as himself in the film adaptation's fourth wall-shattering final act, was reportedly moved to tears during Elba's audition.
RACISTS BTFO
steven king's a faggot lol
I can't wait to see him be called an "ignorant white boy" constantly throughout the film
Good for him
Also Stephen King is so anti-gun because his book Rage directly inspired several school shootings
Wow really makes you think
>>72092487
epic simply eric
>>72092487
I find it hard to believe Stephen King gives a damn about any movie adaptation of his work given how many of them are just garbage.
>>72092487
Elba is truly based though
>very talented actor
>good with accents
>ripped as fuck and looking young even though hes like 40
>is into cars and has presented motoring shows
>funny, charismatic
>not an american hood nigga at all
If more black people, namely American black people acted like him, the world would be a much better place.
Also who gives a shit about some over-glorified airport author whose work is decent maybe once in every 20 tries?
>>72092581
The Dark Tower is his magnum opus
>>72092525
great story and the shooting was not central to the plot.
>>72092626
The only reason people prop him up is "not a hood nigga" stop fucking pretending.
I don't give a fuck about this movie but don't fucking try to say he's gods gift to mankind because he doesn't bix nood everywhere
>steven king
Forget about him.
Sutter Kane is much better.
>>72092626
He's a black fucking nigger. Roland is supposed to look like Clint Eastwood not a golliwog doll.
>>72092487
>who's slated to appear as himself in the film adaptation's fourth wall-shattering final act
wait wut
>>72092581
To be fair, most of his work is garbage in the first place.
>>72092792
read the book
>I am an ignorant white gunslinging cracka
>Greetings darkies, what is the problem? Or as they say in your tongue *smacks lips*
>Have I mentioned I'm white lately? I am white!
-"Roland"
I guess this it's The Dark Tower: Argentina Edition
movie is going to be a disaster
>>72092981
Can't fucking wait for it to fail.
>>72092487
WE WUZ STEVEN KINGZ N SHIT.
I don't mind Steven King because he has finished what he writes.
>>72092487
>white boi cuck cries at the mere sight of the BBC
LMAO WHITEY BTFO
>>72092487
>steven king
>any opinion on film
the shining is mint
>just watched Pacific Rim finally
>Idris was best thing in it
Normally I'd just post cuck memes but Idris is the shit
Sure thing asshole.
He said "The Shining" was bad because jack nicholson "stole" the role of the house.
There are douzens of King books adapted into movies , he is a good book writer but a fucking moron if it comes to film adaptions.
but in the end i dont care i'm not going to watch the movie slandered by Hollywood jews because they force their shitty gender/race politics into
every
single
movie
they find.
Susannah is black wasnt she enough?
They could have made Jake an asian boy but NOOOOO better change the old white dude into a young black guy.
>>72093137
Who is this gastropod?
Oosh, Steven could play IT, look at him. Like Edward James Olmos and Mason Verger were in a car crash and collided together face first.
>>72092487
Fuck Stephen King. He's like 90 years old and doesn't have to virtue signal for a living. The fact that he's defending the buchering his so-called magnum opus is pathetic.
Even Flagg looks horrible.
>>72092487
Lets be honest here, the whole "make every main character a nigger" meme is way too played out and it's ruining movies. BUT, Idris is a fucking boss and he's one of the few that can actually act well.
>>72093244
You're the biggest cuck desu.
>It's f-fine if Elba or Will Smith do it
Fuck off, cuck.
>>72092487
Translation: The cheques have cleared
>>72093262
Steven King writes middle to lowbrow books. He's the Spielberg of modern literature.
Except the analogy doesn't even work here because unlike with film, literature has been produced for centuries, and there are books 400 years old that blow King out of the water.
Literally no reason to read King since thousands of such books exist unless you have a low IQ, low reading skill or are susceptible to marketing.
It'd be a shame if someone compiled instances of all the extremely racist shit King has wrote year after year and book after book.
>>72093359
Idris Elba is a black fucking nigger. Roland is supposed to look like Clint Eastwood not a golliwog doll.
>>72093164
Reminder that Elba was literally cucked.
>"It wasn't immediately obvious—well, it was, because he didn't look like me," he said. "But it wasn't immediately obvious what had gone down."
>Elba decided to take a paternity test to find out if the rumors were true. The test determined that the child he thought was his own, wasn't his.
>"To be given that and then have it taken away so harshly," he recalled, "was like taking a full-on punch in the face: POW."
>Elba added, "You know, the truth is—like, even admitting it, I'll probably get laughed at for the rest of my life. But it is just tragic, and it happened
I don't get it
why does /tv/ get so triggered when it's non-white folks getting white parts, but not the other way around?
>>72093389
But I don't like Will Smith. Who's the cuck now, cuckboy?
Except we all know that King's opinion on movies is worth fuckall since he hated Kubrick's Shining and was involved in that abortion of an adaptation made in the 90s. Elba is a good actor though.
>>72093484
>i don't understand human behavior
>i don't understand kin selection
>i don't understand tribalism
i'm not surprised.
>>72092487
>fourth wall-shattering final act
Glad I never read this shit.
>>72093359
>all these nigger shills
Yeah Elba is a boss because he hunches over a lot, what an amazing actor. Fuck off you massive cuck, why don't you invite a bunch of nogs to your house on Craigslist to fuck your mom, faggot
>>72093484
>Like Idris Elba
>Like The Dark Tower novel
>Still think its a stupid choice to cast a young black men for a role a old white male should play
Everytime i mention the fact that i dont want to see Idris as roland people say i'm racist.
Are these people insane? I read the books for years, i waited years to finally finish the books.
Everytime when a new book was emerging from Kings old head i reread all the books and every single time the anticipation rose.
Some of the scenes are burned inside my head )
i stayed up late one night and watched "the langoliers" on USA network. LOLOLOLOLOL. truly awful.
>>72093484
same reason they get really angry at white women having sex with black men, but not when white men have sex with black women.
>>72092507
no but one of his daughters is a lesbian. he went to her wedding.
![Idris-Elba[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wUnbrCx.jpg "Idris-Elba[1].jpg")
>>72093465
Elba should be proudly posterboying that shit. If a rich, successful, talented, objectively attractive celebrity can get cucked, it can happen to you too motherfucker.
WARNING: literal cucking is far more common than men expect.
Let your woman know before she starts show:
There WILL be a test. If you haven't been shady, it all should be gravy.
LOVELY
>>72092487
Steven died in a car accident years ago. That's his cousin Kenneth. He is in charge of Steven's estate.
>>72093607
>all this trigger
You must have a ton of cuckold porn on your computer.
>>72092849
yeah, I know he wrote himself into the final books but that quote makes it sound like he's gonna be in the first fucking movie.
>>72093631
>Elba
>Young
He's 43. Roland is 35 at the start and like 45-50 at the end of the first book. Idris is in the right bracket.
>>72092487
All of that money and his wife is ugly as fuck.
>who's slated to appear as himself in the film adaptation's fourth wall-shattering final act
wait, so are they condensing the entire series into one film?
>>72093710
Is Kennth alright? He looks like he's dying in that photo.
>>72093733
the entire quote is fake you fucking moron
I coulda swore he liked the word nigger as much if not more than Tarintino.
>>72093110
Kek, i was thinking of making a WE WUZ KANGZ post but i couldn't figure out how to pull a funny one. Upboated my friend
>>72093771
nobody knows wtf they're doing with this movie lol
I still have doubts that it will even ever be completed
>>72093771
yes thats nothing new. theres script reviews out.
>>72093821
b-but they completed Cell
>>72092708
Underrated
>>72093763
He was a lowly high school teacher when they met
How is Roland being black gonna affect his relationship with Susannah/Detta? I mean, it was kind of big deal in the books that he was a honkey cracka
>>72093763
>implying rich men don't simply marry for companionship/stability while fucking as many foreign hookers as their hearts desire
learn2life
What's everyones problem with Elba? He's probably the whitest black guy after Carlton Banks.
>>72093783
He's alright now, but he was in the same car crash and he's been better.
>>72092487
>I've made a terrible mistake and now I really need to sell this
>>72092708
You mean Sutter Cane
>>72093904
I can't see them doing anything else but cuting that subplot entirely DESU.
There will be no Detta
>>72093137
>GG martin to Stephen king: How the fuck do you write so fast?
>>72094008
Martin writes at an embarrassingly slow pace.
>>72093484
not white but the way people fuck with canon
its as if it didnt matter in the first place
>>72094008
With King his writing output was so he could pay the rent. Gurm has a dilettante work ethic.
>>72093984
This, she will be a Strong Black Woman(tm) in every scene no exceptions
Stephen King died when that van ran him over.
>>72094105
King's reply was basically "just write 6 pages a day and stop making excuses, faggot"
Even if martin wrote just 1 page a day (about 300 words) he could have completed tWoW several times over by now.
>>72094112
>not white but the way people fuck with canon
>>72092487
>.but the man was born to play Roland
>>72092487
Stephen King doesn't know shit about his own books
Head my words, Susan Delgado will be pic related or similar to push the agenda.
>>72094666
Satanic trips speak the truth.
>>72092626
His only con is that he believes in forced diversity.
>>72092487
Look, what do you guys expect him to say?
The only reason any of us here can complain about blackwashing, canonically white characters being played by blacks, forced diversity, historical white figures being recast as blacks, forced Black/White romances, inserting black characters into period pieces where they could never have been, etc are because we are anonymous.
Normal public people can't complain about it, they can't even talk about. The average normie is so fucking brainwashed at this point they even talking about this stuff is like talking about racial IQ differences, you lose your job, it ruins your career, it ruins your life.
For a public figure like King it's ten times worse. You think he could say something like "The character I envisioned was supposed to be the archetype for the gunslingers it all the westerns I watched when I was a kid. He is supposed to be the original high planes drifter, the cold blue-eyed killer riding into the sunset. The father of all cowboys. The ur-cowboy. Idris Elba is a fine man and a great actor, but by casting him as Roland they completely distort and change my vision."
He would have boycotts, protests, they would look back at his work and suddenly find "signs of racism" that "should have tipped people off before" like the way he wrote Detta, he would lose endorsements and contracts, he would have protesters at his house. You think he wants any of that? He's an old man.
You can't talk about this stuff. Not openly. They have made it so we can't even speak out at this point. They only way to fight back is this; don't go see movies, or watch tv series that blackwash. Don't give any money to movies/tv that take white/white romances and recast one as black (The Force Awakens, Preacher) Don't give them any money. Encourage friends not to see them as well. As many people as possible. Don't buy any tie-ins or cross promotions. The only way to fight the beast is to starve it.
>>72092487
I swear King confuses the shit out of me. He writes some good stuff but the person himself seems like a complete fucking retard its urneal
>>72094961
Sadly Disney already had her BLACKED on Liv and Maddie.
>>72093583
>>72092487
>fourth wall shattering
Let me guess
>DIS WUNS FO' TRAYVON, CRACKA!!
*audience goes wild*
>>72095125
wow really paints the OP in a different light
>based king weeping at what the world has become
>plays it off as being "moved" by it because wtf is he going to do to change the status quo at this point
Look I'm sorry guys. King has the last say. I'm grateful he still stays involved in adaptations of his work.
>>72093660
>wanting to get AIDS
>>72095139
He's abnormal, also was such an alcoholic in the past he forgot he wrote Cujo. I can relate to that kind of drunkenness, it takes a lot out of you.
>>72095125
>Don't give any money
Does it count if I don't do this regardless?
Anything PR related that Stephen King ever does always seems like bullshit to me.
>>72092487
more like gibs mi that part.
>>72095467
It's fine. Just try and convince normies that DO go and see films and pay money to not go see films that blackwash. You can use whatever reason you want if you think they truth is too much for them. Just spread bad word of mouth, say its terrible, etc.
>>72092487
I hate niggers and want them all to die horrible deaths, especially Idris Elba.
I want to watch that nigger slowly roast ISIS style.
>>72095125
>you lose your job, it ruins your career, it ruins your life
Wow, the US is more fucked than I imagined
DUDE RACISM LMAO
>>72095633
I hope these fucks who push this shit get the racewar they seem to so desperately want.
>>72095647
DUDE ALL WHITE CHARACTERS SHOULD BE BLACK LMAO
>>72094008
> Stephen King to GRRM: How do you eat so fast
>>72092738
>black fucking nigger
did you just described a nigger... as black?
I think you're an idiot, friend.
>>72093284
A retired fantasy writer who likes food, rape, football, and the Hugo Awards. He plays with dolls, shows bad movies in his personal movie theater and is stalking a porn star from Game of Thrones because the actual actresses are creeped out by his awkward advances and repulsed by his smell. Basically he's the original neckbeard, but one that won the lottery.
>>72095125
>TFA
TFA didnt blackwash, there was a black character because why not? It added some diversity. So what?
>>72092487
God, Steven King is so ugly.
When I see celebrities I used to like, reduced to such pathetic cuckoldry its impossible for me to enjoy their work anymore. It's not that they're not a part of my world, they're actively hostile against my world. They are open advocates of cultural marxism and BS equalitarian politics.
I couldn't watch any GoT after they did they campaign promoting mass immigration into Europe. I hated them too much.
>>72092487
>white skin color is detrimental to the plot
>they change it anyways
REEEEE
>white skin is not detrimental to the plot
>they change it
Who cares?
Honestly, just look at the tv show Hannibal, and Lawrence Fishburn's character, nobody cares that he's black, because it didn't affect the plot, same with his character in MoS, and BvS, it's not racism, it's simply caring about the source material.
>>72092487
>Steven King
Overrated hack who writes genre fiction for manchildren.
>>72093484
>white people playing black roles
Yea thats pretty common
>>72094105
reminder
Idris Elba is literally /tv/'s nigger.
Reminder that meme magic caused this
>>72092626
>good with accents
Did you watch The Wire? Have you seen the trailer for Bastille Day?
>>72093484
INSECURE
WHITE
BOIS
their dicks involuntarily shrivel up when they see a minority male onscreen
>>72092487
Stephen King is moved to tears by the sight of cheque books being opened.
He unironically doesn't care what happens to adaptions as long as he gets paid.
>>72096554
>muh dick
>>72096728
look at this triggered pol parrot and laugh
I didn't say anything about my dick. you did demonstrate kneejerk white butthurt at the prospect of an even playing field though you soulless cuck.
>>72092487
>The Dark Tower
Neat.
>A Sony Pictures Entertainment production
>>72095914
This is the original concept art for "Finn", who at that time was named Sam. I'm not making this up you can google it.
It was only after Abrams took over that they changed the character of Sam to be a black guy, and renamed him Finn, and cast John Boyega.
It is blackwashing. They racechanged him to force a black/white romance of the lead characters.
>>72097038
Good thing, too. That guy looks like a twelve year-old Han Solo. Talk about recycling the same old shit.
>>72097080
The Ray romantic lead was supposed to be a Han Solo style character, it was supposed to be a passing of the torch type deal. He was white in all the earlier scripts and kind of a lovable rogue character.
>>72097188
Exactly my point. Thing with Star Wars is that it holds up still, so when I want to see Star Wars, I'll watch it. I don't need them to remake it.
>>72097188
>mfw he ended up as the black bumbling sidekick
>>72096226
JUST KILL ME
>>72092487
Damn it Stephen King has aged badly
>>72095421
Is Cujo the book he doesn't remember having written because of all the alcohol and drugs?
>>72096609
Wasn't he only paid $19 for the rights?
>>72097367
What the fuck are you talking about? They literally remade it frame for frame, they even blew up the death star at the end.
>>72097574
He has his fingers in this somewhere.
>>72097640
.....are you referring to TFA? Because if you are, yes. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
>>72092487
What's Stephen King's favorite BLACKED kino?
Are they actually cramming all seven novels into one book? This is going to be disastrous.
>>72097718
This.
I mean, I don't wanna right it off because I so want to be aboard a HYPE train, but I don't see how they could even pretend to make The Dark Tower as one movie.
I'd rather they just make Wizard and Glass flashback as a stand alone or something.
>>72092626
That's more the shame for Elba though.
>be a genuinely good actor
>worked to have a diversity of roles and range
>get cast in a black washed movie written by one of the most liberal cuck writers of the century
He's set up to be despised here.
Susannah and Eddie are not listed in the cast
>>72092487
I don't know about tears, but who doesn't love Idris Elba? That man is the fucking shit. So goddamn charismatic, he has a great voice and handsome as hell. I really hope he gets more live-action work after The Dark Tower.
>>72094961
ya know there was a central interracial couple in the books, right?
>>72093904
Susannah and Eddie are confirmed to be absent from this movie
>>72093666
You need to work on your grammar
Should be GoT-length series'.
Could easily be the next GoT, plenty of material.
Just as long as they don't make Oy a nigger, I'll be content.
>>72095283
How did you know???
>>72098061
This tropefest might have made a good tv series in the 80's, not nowadays.
>>72097976
Yeah but Eddie was a worthless junkie degenerate so a rich nigger is great for him.
Besides Mia > Susanna
>>72098116
>Eddie was a worthless junkie degenerate
fite me faggit
>>72093564
Yeah I can't believe that cuck doesn't resort to animal instincts instead of thinking. What a fag amirite?
>>72093137
It took him decades to finish The Dark Tower. The last books were written kind of fast but that didn't happen for most of the period.
>>72097769
It's either going to be a complete abridgement for the series or it's actually another timeline and a sequel to the books. Maybe we see how Roland breaks the curse in this one.
>great author is a shitty movie maker
This is only a surprise if this is the first time you're hearing of Steven King.
>>72092487
>all these anons who think this is a legit quote
>all these anons who can't spell Stephen
Does 4chan cause retardation or does it only attract retards?
>>72093660
>when white men have sex with black women.
what mental illness would inspire such an act on the mans part?
>>72098219
>a sequel to the books
>Roland tries for an eternity to end his quest as a white man
>transforms into a black man once and finishes it this time
BLACKED
>>72095800
Underrated post
>>72097933
DIE RACE TRAITOR LIB KIKE CÜCK
Bet you want that thick black cock in your ass, don't you faggot? Bet you want to lick the cream off Elba's rock hard monster dong and then have him pick you up in his strong arms and cleave your butthole in two with his primal savage thrusts. Homo libtard.
>>72098258
>>great author
>this is what plebs actually believe
Only little boys who think literally edgy monsters are sp00ky and le awesome share your sentiment. He's one of the greatest hacks of our generation.
>>72093484
>black roles
>slave
>hood nigger
ya no
>>72098354
I'm not a big reader, it's the general opinion. I'm not a Beatles fan either, but I don't try to argue with people that are
he looks too young to be roland, roland was described as looking hundreds of years old and having seen the passing of gilead and been with the world as it moved on
>>72098260
OP here. I thought people would join in with their own absurd Stephen Cuck-King greentexts and it would be like one of those on-set crazy joker report threads
>mfw everyone just accepts it at face value instead
>>72098219
>>72098313
>19
Confirmed sequel to the books then.
Anson Mount would have been better
>>72096814
You did bring up dicks though
>>72092487
This is going to be Ghostbusters '16 all over again. They are hiding a shitty movie behind social justice and the creator is contractually obligated not to trash it.
>>72098450
It was realer than real life tbhfam
>>72093262
Susan Delgado is going to be BLACKED and Susannah is going to be a white, racist girl who also gets BLACKED. Eddie might be a niglet too.
>>72092487
>>72098313
Wouldn't surprise me if King wrote some bollocks about how when Roland resets everything people come back as different ethnicities. Then again, there was that time he explained how things in altered timelines are pretty different from one another but have a subtle outward difference the more you look.
>>72092525
He should be pro-gun then. How else do you stop shooters.
>>72092487
>"he doesn't look the part"
>he's referring to his eyes
What a fucking cuck. He's willing to fuck up the continuity of his own franchise for liberal brownie points.
>>72095850
That's, like, the best post ever.
>>72098450
Everyone takes it at face value, I know I did. It's the world we live in. No public figure can say anything anti-forced diversity or they ruin his/her career. You have to constantly say you love big brother.
>>72098666
I don't understand that comic.
king probably lets niggers fuck his wife.
>look how progressive i am world
>>72092487
Is he talking about Roland from medieval European history?
wtf
>>72098666
What the fuck does he mean by this?
Also what the hell is wrong with her hands?
>>72096526
Is that the one with the truck?
>>72098666
What's going on here?
>>72094250
But he didn't die though it wasJake from the books who traveled to his dimension to save Stephen King who is literally God in the books and pushed him away from the van
>>72098916
>being this gullible
Are you a literal child who just believes anything an anonymous poster posts on an image board?
>>72097188
This can still happen. Han Solo was always known to us as badass, but there had to be a time when he was still learning and developing into who he would become.
We've seen one movie with John Boyega doing a fucking great job (stealing the show from Rey) of actually changing throughout the movie. Just imagine if they don't fuck up and by the end of the series he's almost as badass as Han (next to impossible but you know what I mean)
>>72099196
Bro, you don"t really believe any of what you just said do you? The whole movie was fucking garbage
>>72092626
>not an american hood nigga at all
maybe because he's british?
>>72098566
>>72098944
double dubs replies of truth
>>72093863
Fuck you for reminding me that exists, what a disgrace, and I'm sure king loved it
>>72098666
>three moons
what did he mean by this?
this is the same man that said breaking bad surpassed the sopranos after the episode ozymandias
Ultimately, it's Steven King's IP to do whatever he wants with; if he wants to retroactively make the lead guy a nigger, who cares? It's a lot different than an IP such as James Bond going from a white guy in first books, then films, for over 60 years at this point suddenly being black.
>>72099713
Man good bait, 10/10
>>72098666
>>72098953
>>72099017
>>72099046
White "privilege" is the intellectual capacity to appreciate other places and cultures (here represented by the white man's feet: his form of consumerism is traveling the world seeking more cultural enlightenment, also alluded to of course by the images of the empire state building and Eiffel tower, respectively)
Lesser races are confined to appreciate naught but shitty consumption products such as cigarettes, a metaphor this artist has depicted by the black woman's enlarged hands: her tools for grasping worthless, fleeting consumer products
>>72092487
Normally I'd call diversity bullshit, but I can allow it, seeing as how it's Idris fucking Elba.
I'm so fucking done with this bullshit.
This bullshit is going to end next year when Trump normalizes things and people aren't afraid for their jobs and lives to call out this fucking bullshit.
>>72092487
This fucking guy is just an old faggot. Lost respect for him after seeing him give this shit the go ahead. Way to fuck up the best thing you've done asshole.
>>72099932
>I'm so fucking done with this bullshit.
This reads like a tumblr post. Good job you raging effeminate cunt.
>>72095125
Yeah and support the people brave enough to put their personal reputation on the line when they talk about this.
>>72100087
I do suck cocks irl 2bh
>>72095125
Counterexample: James Ellroy
>>72100296
James Ellroy plays a character named "James Ellroy" in public, it is expected of this character to say outrageous things.
>>72099577
I liked it
>>72092981
>>72093035
Classic /tv/ conaisseurs right here, folks.
Steven King is an aging Liberal cuck that is TERRIFIED of being labeled "racist".
No shit he's bending over and sacrificing his greatest work at the altar of pointless "diversity" and political correctness.
>>72093812
>too dumb to make a joke and feeling the need to post about it
Kys
>>72092487
I'd cry too if I knew one of the characters I worked on hardest was going to be played by a fucking nigger
>>72092525
>My book caused the massacre to happen
>Guns are the problem, not my book
Fucking lel.
Anyone else wants a Needful Things movie? Would be funny to see all this happening. Currently reading it.
>>72092487
>He doesn't look anything like the character
>He was born to play the roll
Fuck off you senile cocksucker.
You're only saying that because you're desperate for attention because you haven't written a good book in fucking decades.
Old Hannibal victim looking faggot.
>>72092519
in the books is he ever referred to as white? I know the cover art depicts him as such but it'd REALLY be fucking up to cast a black guy as Roland if the books themselves refer to him being white.
I only read the first one myself.
>>72092626
>Elba is truly based though
He's a literal cuck. He raised his wife's son for years thinking it was his own son.
>>72101535
[citation needed]
>>72101366
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107665/?ref_=nv_sr_1
>>72098666
really makes you think...
>>72093666
Yeah, his daughter's a dyke. Must be a serious disappointment when your daughter's degenerate scum. Should have hired some one to rape her straight or at the very least put a baby in her, lock her up under straps and stuff until the baby's born then have her re educated.
Stephen King is the "Bob Dylan" of literature, he has a good overall idea for a story but fails heavily on the details, which is why "covers" of his work are always better than the originals.
He will be the death of the idea that "le book is better than the movie meme." When people realize almost every movie adaption of his works is better than the original with the exception of the few he directed or had some major part in himself which made them shite.
Your tears of rage are delicious, /tv/.
>>72101659
wow I didn't know that. I'm gonna watch it now. Thanks
>>72101580
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=16&ved=0ahUKEwjIuLXazfvNAhVeGsAKHW4sAQIQFghQMA8&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eonline.com%2Fuk%2Fnews%2F460789%2Fidris-elba-reveals-child-he-thought-he-d-fathered-was-not-his-son-says-it-s-tragic&usg=AFQjCNFjKEU_ZkZ4JrXSDv9-lNc9VGEqSw&bvm=bv.127178174,d.ZGg&cad=rja
>>72101580
http://www.eonline.com/uk/news/460789/idris-elba-reveals-child-he-thought-he-d-fathered-was-not-his-son-says-it-s-tragic
>>72101276
>sacrificing his greatest work
His short fiction is his greatest work
Stephen King literally write a book about a magical black man who sucks the sins out of white people and dies for the sins of the world
This is not surprising in the least
>>72101887
You mean the bible?
>>72094008
PUNCH THE KEYS!!!
>>72101700
The Shining book was way superior than that shitty movie.
>>72102158
No stop meme'ing
>>72102216
It is though. It actually had a story the elicited emotion. The movie was a well-crafted spookfest with cardboard characters.
>>72097513
>eyes of Gaben
Expect Half-Life 5 before Winds of Winter
>>72092487
That's good enough for me, iibh
>>72102216
It's not meme'ing, it's knowing how to read. First read the book and then compare both, the movie made no sense and characters like Halloran were just wasted. Fuck kubrick and his retarded fanboys.
>>72102258
>It actually had a story the elicited emotion.
Plebs can feel roused by uninspiring things, this I don't deny.
Sophie Turner should be Susan Delgado
>>72102360
Predictably stupid response from someone who is impressed by elevators full of blood.
>>72102314
Needing everything explicitly explained to you with Stephen King's horrid overwrought details, vs letting the atmosphere and mystery intrigue you.
>>72093484
>but not the other way around?
The media does that for us.
>>72101535
>He's a literal cuck. He raised his wife's son for years thinking it was his own son.
So did Genghis Khan. And he accomplished a hell of a lot more than you, including fathering enough of his own children to ensure his genealogy endures to this day.
>>72101445
Yes. There's a black character who calls him white in a derogatory way repeatedly
>>72092487
Remember, Steven is retarded when it comes to adaptations.
The man liked Under the Dome for fucks sake
>>72093396
Nobody cares.
Go get a job you disgusting NEET.
>>72095125
Best post in the thread.
>>72101687
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS
>>72097793
This is a classic "Yeah liberals are only using you by giving you a token/agenda-pushing role, they don't really care about you like we do. We show we care by not offering you any roles." argument.
It's literal alien logic. And I'm sure you're completely oblivious and cognitively dissonant regarding how you sound.
>>72100647
King go do some cocaine, God knows at least you can write a decent story high.
>>72092626
>ripped as fuck and looking young even though hes like 40
Works against him when it comes to portraying Roland.
>>72093396
Thank you. You guys should be reading Proust and Joyce, not the genre trash King shovels to the masses.
>>72095125
>>72095311
>>72102645
>"He doesn't REALLY mean what he says you guys, this is completely open to interpretation!"
You cucks are pathetic and delusional. I get that he's your hero and you want him to be one of you, but he isn't. Get over it.
>>72092507
Yep
>>72102705
Just look at this thread. You have presumably grown men shitting their pants in rage over a made-up quote by an author about a race-swapped part in a movie. These are not lucid or reasonable people.
>>72092487
>Stephen King appears in the 4th act
Do they mean 4th movie? Or are they really going to tell all 7 books from beginning to end in one film?
>>72092487
Probably imagined him fucking his wife and was emotionally stirred by it.
>>72102858
What do you want me to say?
>>72102948
>everyone who doesn't think exactly like me is a child
Nice tolerance you got there pal
>>72098178
Underrated reply
>>72103058
>implying I called anyone a child
>implying "not thinking exactly like me" is what I'm criticizing
>implying I care about tolerance
Nice strawman argument, imbecile.
>>72102858
He's not my hero, I don't even think he's that good. I liked The Stand, I liked parts of some of his other stuff, I liked the first few books of Dark Tower before it went to shit.
I didn't even say that he doesn't actually believe the public statements he's made in support of the Elba casting. He might, I don't know, I can't see inside his head. It's perfectly possible.
All I'm saying is, IF he didn't support it, IF he thought it was a terrible idea and a complete distortion of what he intended for the character, you would never know that, because he would NOT be able to say that, because in 2016 if you come out against whites recast as blacks or forced diversity in casting you are instantly painted as worse than Hitler, neo-nazi, serial killer hate-mongering scum in every possible news and media source. So people constantly virtue signal about how great it is that were getting a black cast as Napoleon in the new movie about the Battle of Waterloo because its "so progressive!" "so inclusive!" and "who knows maybe he actually was black anyway you know?" Meanwhile you cast a white as an Egyptian king and it's "cultural genocide".
>>72102538
well that's fucked up, that means they have to cut it out of the movies.
>>72103384
Would be funnier if they left it in. It's an even bigger insult to call a darkie a honky or cracker.
>>72103309
>if someone disagrees with me I call them names
>I am the mature one
You seem to be quite deluded good sir. You're sound like a liberal that talks about how good diversity is but can't name any quantifiable benefits of it.
>>72094008
What would Muira (Berserk) say?
>>72103529
>assumes a bunch of shit like an idiot
>naturally gets called an idiot
>still ranting about liberals
>good sir
>>72098666
>Cow Tools.
