Do you think Jessica Biel will get back into the Capekiŋo game?
>>72089634
bullykino
>>72089634
w-what is she pointing at?
>>72089634
Hang yourself blablabla
>>72089658
She was telling her foot slave to be ready for her dirty feet tonight
>>72089634
as superhorse?
>>72089688
i bet her footgrime tastes so yummy
>>72089701
Centorea?
>>72089662
No bully plz
>>72089701
No bully plz
>>72089634
She should have been Gamora
>>72089735
I would depend on it to survive
>What are you doing up so late? Never mind, it doesn't matter. Now that you're here, come service mommy's soles while she thinks. And try not to make a noise, little boys should be seen but not heard.
>>72089854
So much this, Zoe doesn't strike me as 'The Most Dangerous Woman in the Galaxy', just some Green Smurf.
>>72089920
Is she on the board of the Milford Academy fämäläm?
Only game she's getting into is the washed up celebrity reality tv show game.
If you want a celebrity with a real online proof about her smelly feet, it’s Mrs. Timberlake, Jessica Biel. In a 2008 YouTube/online video which has been viewed by millions, Jessica removes her shoes, sniffs them, and eventually admits that they stink.
A huge turn off to most folks but there are also those (especially men) who think otherwise.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/16/jessica-biel-tinactin-crazy/
>ywn be her dog
>>72090403
Fuck that, I'd rather be those shoes
squaw woman gonna go down to the liquor store or the shoppers drug mart to get ripped tonight
>>72090370
>A huge turn off to most folks but there are also those (especially men) who think otherwise
/tv/ in a nutshell
>>72090458
i want to be those tight gym shorts pressed tight against her hairy sweety pusy
>>72090403
>she will never call you a good boy while fingering your prostate and petting you like a dog
>>72090458
you on the right
I bet she has a meaty cunt.
>>72089735
M O V I E ???
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>>72090620
idk
>Anon, I bought groceries, and something for later ;)
>>72089735
>>72090651
>>72090620
I had to link this because you'd never believe me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_(2005_American_film)
>>72090620
>>72090754
>ywn touch a girl with her permission
>>72090736
>>72090744
Power Arches.
>>72089634
She-Hulk lawyer Biel when?
>>72090403
She looks like she can take a mean knot.
Capekino !
>>72089735
so thats why Captain America is a 95 year old virgin, he's a footfag
>>72090877
Who would take a photo like this?
>>72089735
dam, that's chris evans, yo
>>72090744
Dat hand, chris evans is the man, YO
>>72090980
Foot worship is a multimillion dollar industry.
>>72090570
Just one deep, lung filling breath is all I ask
>>72089927
Zoe is a much better actress than Jessica.
Lets not make this thread about the art of feet puffing
>>72090613
I want her to beat me up
>>72090877
Literal sex feet
>>72091086
As the insole of her shoe, you'll get more deep breathes of her feet than you'd ever thought were possible.
>>72090980
it's to showcase the shoes, but i'm sure they know that 70% of their audience is men
>>72091152
POST IT
Other women are you even TRYING?
>>72091149
>Zoe is a much better actress than Jessica.
Biel is more fit, and
>implying Gamora needed amazing acting
Like fuck off.
>>72090744
The movie also literally has a scene where she's riding him and then she asks him if he's about to cum and he nods so she hops off his dick to suck him off.
It's LITERALLY the only time I've ever seen that happen in a movie that's not a porno
>>72091299
someone needs to webm it
>>72089634
D R O P P E D
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>she'll never force you to get naked and lie flat on the ground in the middle of the room as she charges at you making horse sounds and tramples you barefoot over and over causing massive physical damage to your person
>>72091320
It needs the sound of my biel saying "tell me when youre gonna cum"
I approve of bielposters.
Someone post the side profile shot from beach. Great athletic body.
>>72090403
>she will never savagely yank, pull, and strangle you with a collar and leash
Why even live?
kate beckinsale Is better
>>72091496
>>72091568
Hot fucking damn.
Wish Biel would get a role like Gina Carano had in Haywire - proper action.
She (Biel) is even a decent actor!
>>72091558
how do you even compare them and why?
>platinum is better than diamonds
no not really they are completely different
>>72091568
>>72091596
>>72091628
>Those glutes.
HOT DAMN
>>72091596
>*BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTSS*
>>72091568
>>72091596
>>72091628
>>72091656
Face like a horse... built like one too
>>72091734
>Face like a horse.
Well hello closeted gay.
Does anyone have .webm of Biel playing in the ropes?
Me on the right
>>72091072
>shes literally saying "Foot rub? Please! Please!"
So how big is her clit anyway?
>>72091792
lel
>tfw no higher rez of this
>>72091824
3.4 centimeters
A N G E L B I E L
>>72091856
What's that, an inch and a half?
it shouldn't take this long for moderators to see all the reports of this thread and to take action by deleting it and banning all the problem posters
I didn't pay for a captcha pass for this level of incompetence
>>72091895
yep confirmed by her gynecologist
>>72091901
Literally lmaoing @ your life
>>72091901
Because one thread about Biel is worse than million gamergater idiots foaming about SJWs and Ghostbusters or /pol/ cuckspam or gore/cp?`
Kill yourself, you are the problem
confession:
I unironically find horse faces sexually attractive
>>72091791
normally i disagree with the people calling someone gay if they don't think a certain actress is hot, this time is different. if those pics don't make your dick move you are a full fledged faggot..
i like her acting talents
>>72089634
>GET ON YOUR KNEES
>>72091946
i find monkey faces like kate mara and paige vanzant unironically attractive
>>72091908
Do you have a signed statement or at least a tweet?
>>72091946
Nothing wrong with that. I bet she's got a really strong muscular asshole too.
>>72089658
>Get down. I'm game for some water sports, fountain boy.
childhood is when you think alba is better. adulthood is when you realize biel was always hotter
>>72092006
yeah I like mara too. she's more like a mouse though
>>72091901
Wait you paid for than and here I get a captcha once a month...
>>72092022
gimme a sec I'll find a link
>>72092008
post webm of these pits
>>72091901
Thread is fine though, reddit retard. Go back to your game of thrones and star wars, you boring freak.
>>72091901
0/10
She will always be bieltiful. Her at around 15-16
Her feet stink
She'd be really hot if she didn't remove all her body hair. Oh well.
>>72092475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJkcjp1AjUI
>>72092379
prom queen tier
>>72090888
trips confirms goat ass
>>72092475
You say that like its a bad thing
>7th Heaven complete series
>80GB
Are the young Biels worth it?
>>72089634
well they picked a shit tier choice already for wonderwoman, so why would biel want back in after the only role she should take is gone?
>>72092699
dem trained shoulders and arms
her retarded tattoo makes her look cheap she needs to get rid of it
>>72092527
read this as "porn queen tier"
>>72092699
Its a comfy show fämäläm
>>72089735
>there was a time when Biel was more jacked than Evans
>>72092833
her feet are naked
is she about to sleep with those boys or something?
B L A C K E D
>>72092894
women that are trained like her are so fucking hot man
>>72092956
>ywn be one of her sandals
>>72092977
she's also natty
>Biel is the only actress that's literally 10/10 in every way
>The media would rather promote chubby girls like Emilia Clarke and Jennifer Lawrence
>>72093036
shitty
>>72093037
JL is a good actress, better than Biel. I do find Biel way more sexier though.
Now, how Clarke is getting jobs I don't get.
No skills to act in drarma, comedy or action.
No looks
What are some good films she has been recently? Think her career kinda fucking died after the horrible Blade Trinity.
>ywn massage her pregnant belly
>>72091568
>>72091596
>>72091628
Fucking insane body, goddamn.
How much do you think I'd have to pay Jessica Biel for her to beat me up?
>>72091901
big lel
>>72093235
50k-100k
>>72093235
$50 per punch, 75$ per bite, $100 per stomp with shoes, $200 per barefoot face stomp
>tfw no beekfcake biel gf
>>72093147
fuuuuuuuuck
>>72089634
>tfw biel will never be wonderwoman
>>72092576
PHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT-PPPPAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72089634
But who would she play?
>>72093328
Goddamn what a beauty
>>72093378
>they did a behind the scenes shot during this scene just to get that view
based
>>72093202
goddamn check that fucking arch
i'm not even a foot arch fag, but whew laddie
>will never have athletic gf. to practice olympic sports with & go to gym.
I should just kill myself t. bh
>>72093480
toot-toot-PRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!
>Actually doing patrician -tier core muscle training exercise.
God fucking damn.
>>72093504
"muh diversity" almost seals that cheetah will be played by a nigress
>>72093644
Biel smash
If she did capeshit, she could be Stunner.
Why don't more actresses lift? Isn't it their job to look good?
>>72093819
They don't get that it's actually good for them, and think it's just a pain to do.
>>72093739
yo
>>72093815
Would Rebel Wilson play the fat chick who controls her?
>>72093819
They're fucking retarded I tell you.
Fucking retards are jogging with their saggy fucking boddy and think they will improve their looks with that.
And even the women that go to gym are literally 'train only my glutes, not even my hamstrings or quads' tier retards.
Rare to see someone train their upper body like her t bh in gym if they're female.
>>72093861
Nah, just CG Biel into a fatty.
>>72093861
>Those fucking back mussels.
H N N N G.
Please tell me you get more.
Do you have the webm where she is playing in the ropes, some sort of aerial dance?
>>72093819
Biel is considered too muscular by women
>>72093861
Seriously why doesn't she get more roles? I was never a huge fan of hers, but she seems like she can have range. Do you guys think it's because she's in retardedly good shape and is genuinely too fit to be in certain roles? Like here her muscles are rippling whereas a normal weirdo stepford housewife type would be soft.
Kinda sucks because she really is a dream to look at.
>>72093926
Hey I jog and lift, there's nothing wrong with running. Shit feels good.
>>72093981
>by women
Who asked them?
>>72093969
>Do you have the webm where she is playing in the ropes, some sort of aerial dance?
Why would I have such an erotic WMD in my possession
>>72093994
Too fit for pretty roles. Too pretty for fit roles.
Looks like she doesn't weight train that much no more.
>>72094004
Nothing wrong with jogging if you also weight train. But these retards only jogging while they have no muscle or weight at all - they look sick.
>>72090403
its dog
>>72094018
>you will never be that rope
>>72094004
Jews in marketing
>>72093994
Well she had a baby awhile back so Iunno if that's why, I guess she's just enjoying motherhood and pounding Justin's twinkhole.
Fuck you Justin.
>>72094027
>too fit for pretty roles.
no not really see >>72094046
>>72093994
She was in that Blade film that was fucking disaster and probably never recovered from it (didn't make a financial success film after it)
>>72094018
Sexy
>>72094074
She-Hulk please objectify me!
>>72090613
good lord, just imagine the sheer brutality of the handies
we're talking human rights violation tier of tugjobs
>>72094074
>swn break up with you buy literally breaking you
;_;
>>72090613
>You can actually see the three parts of trapezius defined in her back
sssssexy
>>72089735
Captain America and Captain Marvel
>>72090403
Wonder Woman body
>>72089634
If y'all want some porn with someone of her body type look up mompov Gretchen
TCM was kiŋo
>>72094356
?
Why? >>72094018
this webm is literally better than porn
>>72090744
Captain America and Captain Marvel
>>72094385
pls no mom
>>72091421
Wonder Woman body
>>72091943
>gamergate
Hasn't been relevant in a year and a half, go be a triggered Tumblrina somewhere else, men are trying to wank in this thread.
>>72094543
nigger all of the /v/ermin and /co/mblr shit this board has to deal with now wasnt issue before that event go fuck yourself
Plz stay on topic
>>72094543
>hasn't been relevant in a year and half
There have been100's of threads on /tv/ about the new ghostbusters
What are some good recent films she has been in?
>>72094790
Holy fuck that ass.
>>72090877
Father protect and bless these feet and let there beauty show to the world your infinite power and wisdom amen
>>72094790
>just beat me into semi-consciousness with those arms and smother me to death with that rump, it's all I want out of life.
>>72094735
Shouldn't you be trying to harass James Rolfe? /tv/ roasting a shit movie isn't le goobergate.
>>72090824
iktf being ugly is rough homie.
>>72094790
holy fuck
>>72089735
Her arms are fucking huge for a woman. Holy shit
>>72095180
they're toned is all, she's not Cory Eversonyet.
Besides if I fell off a cliff I'd want Biel to be able to pull my ass up instead of standing uselessly bythen I'd eat her pussy as a thank you
>>72094790
hnnngh
>>72095146
>tfw ugly and short
It's not even fair
>>72095250
>They're *toned*.
Just look at her >>72090613
>>72093087
>>72093520
>>72092699
>>72093157
They're legitimately well trained muscles.
Toned isn't even a fucking word with meaning, one word those magazines invented for jogging-only housewifes.
>>72093157
>>72092699
>her delts are as big as yours
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>72095379
Low bodyfat, lucky enough muscle bellies that look round and shapely + years of weight training.
Why did you bring me to a gay steel mill
>>72095333
alright fine but whatever I just want to feel my jaw shatter from the impact of her fists, THAT'S NOT WRONG
>>72095441
I DON'T KNOW, SON!
>>72095469
That must be humiliating, in a shit film being groped by somoene.
>>72095536
And by Adam Sandler to make it worse.
>>72089920
footfags worse then then gays and cunny fags. scum of the earth.
>>72095536
>>72095578
She knew exactly what she signed on for, and she got paid.
Nice bicep peak
>>72095585
>>72095641
Well maybe she had fun
>>72095684
>hold still anon, one errant twitch and I might change your religion!
>>72095730I don't know if I want that to happen or if I don't want that to happen
>>72095684
Burn this image into your head, this is what an Amazon should look like, not that reject Jew skeleton
>>72092042
Words of fucking truth.
>>72095684
>swn pin you to a stake with an arrow before castrating you
;_;
>>72095858
I'm gonna get banned
but I do it for the quality of the thread.
>>72095989
so many faps
>>72095928
>ooh mine used to be as juicy like this back in the day
What a perv!
>>72095989
Thank you for your sacrifice bielanon
>>72095989
>ywn be that sink
STUPID FUCKING INANIMATE OBJECT
>>72095989
>You will never caress her upper back in your arms.
>>72095989
Go work off those stomach rolls fattie
>>72096160
>>72095321
>tfw ugly and average height
it's not much better
>>72096289
>ywn trace your fingers from the top of her latissimus dorsi to the lowest part of it
this is a very bad feel t. bh
>>72095928
>threesome
would you?
>>72096337
>>72095321
>>72096304
I'm above 190cm and not ugly
being tall and not-ugly wouldn't fix your issues i'm a fucking shut-in autist
i literally have nervous shit breakdowns when i meet other people.
>>72092847
d-did they find her dog?
should i fap?
>>72096369
But anon, we should both be happy for that one guy that can trace his finger around her latissimus dorsi and watch how her trapezius squeezes together when they're fucking
>wow biel is so hot! look are those biceps! and triceps! wow look at her delts *swoon* gorgeous back! sex arms! wow she must work out a lot! bet she has some nice quads under there too *snicker*
she's alright but ya'll are fags
>>72096304
>>72096373
>5'11"
>younger brother 6'0"
>older sister 5'10"
I think I missed out on a couple inches. Maybe it's because I was anorexic for a while when I was ten. Maybe it's because I didn't sleep enough in high school.
F u god.
>>72096421
FUCK THAT GUY
ITS NOT FAIR
Thanks for the biels and replies
Off to bed, day of wage slavery ahead
>>72096440
>thread full of people masturbating to her body.
>y-y-ou guys are fags
>>72096505
goodnight m8
>>72096517
>thread full of people masturbating to her muscles and how much she works out
>y-y-ou guys are fags
so when did tv turn into r9k?
>>72096440
What a dumb post, escape to a monastery in shame
>>72096610
we dont want him
t. monastery
>>72096601
>scared of fit girls
>calls other betas
homo in denial detected
biel on top, me on the bottom
>>72096601
think we've always been like that. were were r9k before r9k really.
>>72096505
R A R E B I E L
>>72096440
what is your fucking problem anyway
>>72096586
Her body is great BECAUSE she works out. Get it right fag.
what's /tv/s obsession with muscular girls anyway? biel, that one from lost, miss piggy, the bitchy one from house etc
>see biel thread
>except glorious rump
>scroll down
>it's a "i want a strong woman to have sex with me" thread
Goddammit /tv/, she's only good from the waste down (yes i include her horse face).
>>72096673
What did Gordon Ramsey do to deserve that?
>>72096766
She's not actually muscular. That's just all lighting and lucky shapes of the muscle.s
>>72091322
>I will never marry and settle down with a woman like Jessica Biel
shit sucks lads
>>72096766
They're fucking sexy that's why
