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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHBLbGvwO6I

>What if i get someone who's uncircumcised?
>Run out of the room screaming. It's like finding a gun on the street, just scream and get out of there!

They cant keep getting away with this.
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>>72085539
UNCUTFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
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>>72085539
>>What if i get someone who's uncircumcised?
>>Run out of the room screaming. It's like finding a gun on the street, just scream and get out of there!

t. Palestine
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What a surprise a jewish dominated industry is shilling circumcision
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Wow... Jewy movie made by Jewy Jew Jews has a scene berating uncircumcised penises?

Are there any other "Jokes" in the movie like making fun of pork or shellfish?

Those jokes sound hilarious!
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>>72085730
>>72085655

Think again.
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>>72085761
WTF? I hate natural dicks now
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>>72085761
Kristin Bell and Jada Pinkett are Jews?
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How cucked your country has to be to consider this normal?
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>>72085837
This
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>americans are getting less and less circumcised with each new male born
>pretty soon the generation of women that wants men to be mutilated because muh aesthetics will die off soon, being the last of their kind
>decades of kike programming since WWII will be over

Thank you, Jesus.
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>>72085898

feeling happy for burgers. Welcome to the civilized world where genital mutilation is frowned upon.
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Anyone wanna explain to me why the fuck americucks push the circumcised narrative?

My first thought is so that jews don't get mocked
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>tfw circumcised at birth
why the fuck would my parents do that, they are not even religious, nor is it a requirement even if they were
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>>72085969

so that they wouldn't wank their little cocks. America has a sick outlook towards sexuality and violence.
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I usually hate /pol/ shit but that is the most "middle aged jewish man" thing I've ever read
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>>72085898
>implying it isn't conservative christian programming being cast off

They wanted it done back before jews were even allowed in the golf clubs.
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>>72085997

so that you wouldn't suffer from all the witty anteater dick jokes and movies like this, anon. Aren't you happy now.
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>>72085969
It's a holdover from when masturbating was evil and nobody gave a fuck about the well-being of babies.

Americans are just accustomed to infantile genital mutilation, there's no excuse for it.
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>>72085969

They think a dry crackled glans and dumb mushroom shape looks better, and don't care that the foreskin is more sensitive, and reduces friction so sex is smoother and more pleasurable for the woman
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They're frightened because they know that circumcision on children is going to be made illegal this decade.
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Some American customs are naturally freaky.
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Uncut here. Mother demanded it. Bad joke, but otherwise it looks like it could be a passably funny movie.

For a night with my girlfriend
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>>72085837
Veronica Mars was anti-male propaganda.

Jada Pinkett is black, and blacks are an agent of the Jews.
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>Murrican daddies are so butthurt jelly about their son's foreskin that they have it cut off
>Murrican mommies are so butthurt about not getting to fuck a man with a complete penis that they're willing to cut off their son's foreskin so the son's future wife would have to suffer the same fate
Why murricans so butthurt tho?
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Hahaha all the cheesedicks in here eternally assupset
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I hooked up with a few American girls while I was there and not a single one of them complained about my unmultilated dick
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I saw in (((sex and the city))) and (((seinfeld))) that being uncircumsized is really weird!
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>>72086279
t. Cheesedick fantasy that never happened
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Lets be honest what reason is there to be uncut?

It is healthier. It looks better. The only reason anyone is uncut is because they are antisemitic.
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>>72086024

Which Christians?
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>>72086260
>cheesedick
You don't wash your penis, bro?
I personally wash my penis at least twice a day. Usually the number goes up to 4.
You should really wash your penis bro. It's not polite to go around town with an unwashed penis.
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>>72086376
>The only reason anyone is uncut is because they are antisemitic.
The biggest group of circumcised people in the world are antisemitic, i.e. Muslims
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The aren't wrong. Uncut penis's ARE hideous and filthy
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Yes, good goy
Our ways of mutilating dicks are the norm
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>>72086338
You know we can wash our dick right?

>>72086376
Fucks up your dick sensibility, doesn't look better at all and how the fuck is it healthier?
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>>72085561

>complain about jews 247
>adopt all their customs
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>>72086260
you right now
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>>72086415

defending being circumcised is the most cuck you can possibly be

it's literally defending having sexual pleasure withheld from you forever

at least if your gf cheats on you you can get a new gf
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I would do the same if I found out I was with a single mom.
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>>72086279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w&feature=youtu.be&t=1m35s
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>>72086499
>You know we can wash our dick right?
Cutfags don't have to wash. Our dicks don't smell.
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Do zoo's circumcize animals to make their dicks cleaner?

What about pet owners?
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>>72085969
Because it was country founded by puritans.
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>americans and muslims literally cut their kids dicks off, like they neuter their pets
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>>72085539
>>72085561
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>Motherhood is lane and boring and unrewarding lol!
>Women in their mid to late 30s partying and drinking like college sophomores, so cool! You go girls, this is empowering!
>Uhh women are sexual too, mmh gotta get that dick ;)

I want this world to burn.
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>>72086620
do you think animals and humans have the same dicks?
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>women are fine with comments like this, but don't want you to ever body shame them in any possible way, including in ways that they have physically help by exercise and diet

This is why feminism is fundamentally wrong
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>>72086736

This. This movie is like a gigantic degenerate propaganda film that once again is anti family and pro selfish individualism
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>>72086415
>idk but

I hate it when retards do this.
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>>72086724
Muslims also mutilate the women.
So to muslim men an unmutilated vagina is just as weird as an unmutilated dick is to american women.

Can't really blame them.
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>that frame where the pregnant woman is partying drunk

Americans celebrate mutilating babies AND fetal alcohol syndrome?

wew
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>cutfags need LUBRICATION to jerk off
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>>72086766
you dont? kek
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>>72086888
Her State shut down the abortion clinics so she's doing it the old fashioned way
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>wuah mutilated mutilated

Do you uncutfags also think losing the umbilical cord is being mutilated? The foreskin just doesn't belong permanently on your dick.
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I don't blame uneducated American women for thinking uncut dicks are ugly, because when "uncut" dicks show up in porn there's an extravagant chance of it being an ugly disgusting phimosis dick, one of the very few legitimate reasons for cutting your dick. They even fucking sell "uncut" dildos that are moulds of phimosis dicks.
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Now this is some offensively bad piece of propaganda. Sure, most people are fucking retards, but this is nust bad.

>just put the agendas into a movie

They're still doing the original Eddie Bernays' tricks, without taking the account that you need to improve on them.

This is just sad
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Have you ever seen an uncut dildo?

Rest my case.
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Does Kirsten bell get naked in this flick, Thats really all that matters.
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>>72085539
>More women will watch this and decide its empowering to be a piece of shit useless cunt and ruin their children, their husbands, their, their families and societies lives

im praying for rain im praying for tidal waves
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>>72087062

t. Totally a medical professional, guys
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>>72087062
you know that goes to the belly button right? you werent connected to your jewish mom by your dick
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>>72085539
Allahu Ackbar.
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>>72087087
the foreskin retracts when the man is aroused you doofus
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>>72087062
Umbilical cord will fall off by itself after awhile.
>tfw uncut
>tfw parents didn't want me tied down with no anesthetics and have my dick cut up
>tfw masturbate with no lube

feels fucking great
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>>72086024
>jews were even allowed in the golf clubs
Kikes just suck at sports, surprising though with the huge noses their air intake should be superior.
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Western civilization is nearly over. The great flood is coming, only this time the "flood" will wipe the genetic slate clean, and DNA like yours and ours will be swirling around the toilet for one final flush, just as it should. Orwell said, "if you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face - forever." That's pretty close, but instead of a boot it's a tactical DC parkour shoe, and the human face is smiling orgasmically.

The face is smiling because we all crave drama and torment and punishment. We crave drama because when our lives are dramatic and miserable, they more closely resemble an episode of Sex and the City or one of those Zach Rogan romantic comedies we like (featuring Russell Brand as Faggot Piece of Crap) and some leg-spreading big-nosed "casual dater" as Lovable Everygirl Who Makes Jokes About Her Period.

Anyway moving on (promised this wouldn't become an anti-woman rant, jesus), we're all stars in our own movies and we crave BDSM whippings subconsciously. It's not like we're being actually oppressed--we could literally wake up, collectively decide to change the world, and vote our way to a free and just society... That is so preposterous it sounds like the premise to a feel-good TV movie--"yea, Murray, so then the main characters all get together and they're allowed to vote on what they want"... "Moshe, that's too hokey, nobody will ever believe that, c'mon get it together, you're thinking just like a goy today..."

The problem, fuckface, the reason why we will never effectively use this Super Power, is that we are all deranged retards and we deserve to be slaves. We need to be slaves. We need our mommy/daddy/nanny to hold our hands and tell us to be quiet and suck dick harder. Can you imagine the chaos that would result if everyone thought for themselves? Read the intro chapter of Propaganda by Edward Bernays.
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>>72087063
What are you talking about, why would a porn star have a phimosis dick?
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>>72087062
>The foreskin just doesn't belong permanently on your dick.
[citation needed]
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We make the most important decisions the same way we make the (seemingly) least important decisions. We look at ukulele-driven upbeat advertisements, cute logos, rabid news anchors, The New York Times, and our stupid friends, and we choose our leaders the same way we choose toothpaste. Does your toothpaste have sodium lauryl sulfate in it (it does.)? Did you know that's an industrial floor cleaner? Do you ever wonder why your gums are receding and your mouth stinks? You deserve to have all your fuckin teeth fall out, just like you deserve to have your money taken away, to be spied on, to be tagged like some zoo animal, to be welded shut inside a metal coffin and shot into space.

Anyway the point here is that the world is ending so you might as well go check out some cool ANTIQUES. The world is on fire and no one smells the smoke, so go find a nice walnut hutch to put books (for display) and things in. Find a nice vase that you like for your girlfriend's apartment, even though she never changes the cat's litter box because she is a leg-spreading casual-dater, make sure the apartment is full of nice things, even though you spend 45-minutes at a time tongue-kissing her hairy ("why do you want me to shave? Are you a pedophile?") slit, she thinks giving head is disgusting and refuses to do it. Don't wash any dishes. Find a wicker chair you like. The most I'll ever make with this $180,000 graphic design degree is $25/hr, do the math on that while I fill my loft with kitschy junk. Also I want nice dinners and a baby. I want a baby and I want us to spend $35 on food/day average. I bought something, isn't this great?
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>>72085539
Is this mommykino?
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>>72087266
t. Alex Jones
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>>72087135
This picture upsets me a great deal after working in a restaurant
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>>72085761
that site is broken

you can put in the same movie twice and get different numbers
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>>72085539
>think they can actually raise children without their father
>feed their kids fast food and processed garbage because they can't be bothered to learn how to cook
>absolutely ruin young boys by trying to raise them to be submissive pussies, which leads many of them to rebel and turn to gangs for leadership and guidance
>sets a shitty example by expecting society to accommodate them rather than meet the standards established by society

Sounds like a great movie...
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>>72086998
I know we don't, retard. Does yours have barbs on it like a lion, can you move yours like a tail the way an elephant can?
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you don't cut off the outer labia of a woman so why would you cut off the foreskin of a penis
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>>72087371
You describing the film or my childhood?
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>>72085539
This looks like one of the worst movies to come out. I fucking hate mila kunis. The only role she is good in is that 70s show because she is supposed to be a raging cunt
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My parents had me cut because dad was a doctor, not religious. Enjoy your lifelong infections and dickcheese.
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>>72087398
they have foreskins you dumb cunt.
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While they're at it the jews should also shill for female genital mutilation (only for whites of course). We can't kill off the goy fast enough after all.
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>>72087230
>>72087266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DSwAd2T41-o
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>>72087425
Probably both...
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>>72087230
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oh goody another progressive comedy film that takes those nasty men down a notch or two! haha how brave!

>written and directed by 2 men
>5 white women and 1 token black

how long before the downvotes on youtube will be attributed to misogyny? You can win over retards on rotten tomatoes but it won't save it financially, decisions decisions...
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>>72087452
they also have dicks that stay mostly inside of them. cutting off that "foreskin" would be nothing like cutting off a humans.
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Lol I can literally feel the sockdicks seething
Why be mad though? Just cut it and you can be normal too
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>>72087446
>you
You got cucked at birth.
Think about it you are born as a cuck.
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>>72087446
i have neither since i wash
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Is there anything worse than a single mom?
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>>72087593
single dad
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>>72087434
you know that other countries have doctors too? Only 3rd world backwaters like america and saudi arabia advocate infant circumcision. But there's no way to reverse your mutilation, so you might as well pretend it's all peaches and cream having a dry desensitized benis.
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>>72087593
the son and or daughter of one
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>>72087310
>>72087497

>i am distressed about my internalized cognitive dissonanse, but i don't know how/afraid to articulate it properly, so i'll just post some shit

that's ok, it will be over relatively soon
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>>72087583
>uncutfags need to announce they wash themselves just to let you know they aren't growing dick cheese
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>>72087624
I think you quoted the wrong person. I thing the circumcision joke is just bad not pushing an agenda. Oh you know all those times you find a gun in the street
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>>72085539

gen X/Millennial women in their 30's are the most batshit bitches ever to walk the earth. The first two generations with the "I'm going to live forever!!!" mentality are finally starting to feel their mortality, and it's worse for the women because women age like milk.
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Why scream at the gun at all? It can't do any harm just laying there. running away and leaving it could do harm. an uncut dick laying in the street would be a much bigger risk, just from the emitted smell
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>>72085539
Like all of those cunts haven't taken miles of uncircumcised dicks before
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>>72086260
>cheesedicks

I'll never udnerstand the hygiene argument.
Who doesn't wash his dick?
Do people think foreskin is some unmoveable barrier that collects filth, but rejects water and soap?
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>>72087648
>cutfags need to get mutilated because they're to lazy to care for their personal hygiene
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>>72087797
It's a safe assumption that those born with such awful dicks have instantly given up on life, hence not washing.
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>>72086825
shitlord detected

sexist pig
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>>72087648
Reminder that if we wanted to we can cut.

You cannot uncut yourself, so you have to practice mental gymnastics to convince yourself you weren't mutilated by your parents
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What if I'm half cut? My dad told me the doctor tried twice when I was born, but still didn't cut it short enough. I'm kind of halfway out, halfway in.
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Lol it is true that girls hate uncut dicks. They stink and are nasty and carry disease.
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>murrican men get their dick sliced
>lose most of their sensitivity when fucking/jacking off
>think it's normal
kek, you'll never experience the true feeling of sexual intercourse
no, i'm not a virgin :^)
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>>72087732

I know one 30-ish girl who has one of the most severe cases of mortido ever. It's insane. She's trying to drink and/or DUI herself to death. Her sugardaddy ex literally had to strongarm her car from her, because she wouldn't stop driving drunk.

People think they are in a movie starring themselves, it's really fucked up
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>>72087797

I have phimosis and its legitimately hard to clean my dick. I feel like I've never had a proper cleaning in my life. Always finding smegma
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>>72087872
But no respectable women would ever fuck an uncircumcised guy so you won't get to enjoy it either.
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>>72087814
The funny thing is that my mutilated dick is the one considered normal. I don't have to tell anyone I wash, they just assume I do because its normal. They hear you have something abnormal and they assume abnormal things, like dick cheese, go with it. I don't have to explain my dick or hygiene and no weird assumptions are made about it.
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>>72087891
Yeah, but you have a legit medical condition that's an obstacle to your hygiene.

Nobody's argueing you shouldn't get cut if it would be in your best interest medically.
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>>72087896
Same with women with mutilated vaginas in the middle east.
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>>72087894
>implying i live in the u.s. with brainwashed women
wew :^)
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>>72087230
>if everyone thought for themselves
pic related
>we could literally wake up, collectively decide to change the world, and vote our way to a free and just society
people vote in shitty socialist regimes all the time

nothing happens because problems in the real world are nebulous and complicated, proposed solutions are often imperfect and cause other problems
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sometimes when i'm cycling my foreskin retracts and my glans starts rubbing on my bike shorts. rarely happens but it is the MOST UNCOMFORTABLE FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD. how do cutfags handle this 24/7? whenever i see americans walking around i'm imagining walking around with an exposed glans.
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>>72087952
how?
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>>72087891
>mfw ancient ancestors invented circumcision to deal with phimosis and just started doing it to eveyrone because its easier then waiting and finding out if you develop it

i think this is the most likely scenario
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>>72087981
They are considered normal.
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>>72086513

this
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>>72087978
Phimosis cut fag here.
Got cut in my teens, so actually felt the difference.

First weeks it's really annoying, it's as you describe. You constantly notice.
After a while the sensitivity just goes down.
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>>72087957
>implying your women aren't brainwashed into only fucking immigrants
enjoy still never putting your cheesedick to use
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>>72085539
who is the one in the middle I cant tell? on the ends I suspect right is applegate and lefty is hahn. none of them really look like the headshots below.
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>>72085539
>Unpleasant character says something unpleasant
>OMG MOVIE IS SO PREJUDICED
You guys are literally SJWs
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>>72087471
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>>72085539
>What if I get someone who's smaller than a C-cup?
>Run out of the room laughing. It's like seeing a female CEO, you laugh and ignore it.

I love the age of equality.
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>>72087978
aww poor little baby needs a skin shield to protect his sensitive little dick, how do you handle anything in life?
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>Kristen Bell is playing moms now

Queen of /tv/, lol.
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>>72087896

>The funny thing is that my mutilated dick is the one considered normal

Only in the U.S
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>>72085539
UNCUT FAGS BTFOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING PIC RELATED WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU ANTEATER FREAKS
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>>72088075
>Unpleasant character
>literally one of the main characters we're supposed to root for

at least watch the trailer, ya fag
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>>72087978
the glans becomes scarred and you lose sensibility
>circumcision was popularized in murrica bc people in the 19th century thought it would get kids to stop masterbating
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>>72087998
female circumcision is only called circumcision in an attempt to give it some credibility. Its a totally different process done for a totally different reason.
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>>72087978

Their dicks don't feel anything anymore. This is why extreme fetishes like cuckolding and interracial is so popular in America, because they can't get off normally
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>>72088142
It is done to diminish the sexual pleasure. That is also the historical reason for your circumcision.

Female is a lot worse but don't pretend your dick isn't mutilated.
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>>72088142
are they cutting a childs genitals which reduces sensitivity?
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>had phimosis
>religious parents found out when i was 14
>dad reluctantly says i should get a circumcision
>both parents attend meeting with doctor
>doctor says it's not so serious and i have option between circumcision and cortisone cream+"masturbating a lot"
>i start nervous giggle, mom starts blushing, dad literally left the room
>ended up with the cream anyway
>went alone to follow-up months later, doctor asked how my masturbating was going
w e w
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>>72088127
I don't date american women
Went on a tinder date with a tourist and boy what an horrible person it was.
I feel sorry for you guys now
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Are there men that seriously defend circumcision?
I was circumcised when I was young because of phimosis and while I don't miss my foreskin (thankfully I had a loose cut) I'm still completely against circumcision outside of medical reasons. It is straight up mutilation.
The cheesedick argument is retarded
Just clean your fucking dick.
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Can someone explain why uncutfags are so obsessed and triggered by cutfags?
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Is there anyone who got a circumcision as an adult and can actually compare the two.

I mean my dick was never cut so I can't say that you guys feel less.
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>>72088290

Can someone explain why cutfags are so obsessed and triggered by uncutfags?
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>>72088260
324million people
judges more than half of them based on one who was probably in a shit mood because they were in your terrible country
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>>72088246
As a fellow phimosisfag, I'm insanely jealous.
In my case it was so bad I think I'd absolutely wreck my dick if I had pulled my foreskin all the way back.

Living without foreskin ain't so bad, though, but I'd rather be uncut still.
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>>72088274
Men who defend circumcision were generally always cut at birth and try to justify it. I'm in the UK and have met a couple people who had it done, one was for religious reasons and one for medical. The religious guy had no choice, the medical guy had to get it done. He obviously said that it felt much better but it's not really anything to go off.
Circumcision ruins sensation as well.
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>>72088290
i'm uncut and it triggers me that american families mutilate their son's penises for no reason other than culture and tradition. i care for my fellow men.
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>>72086447
The ones who view masturbation as a sin.
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>>72085539
>this pile of shit is considered quality entertainment in burgerland

I feel sick even watching the trailer.
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>>72088246

was she hot?
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>>72087894
>American "women"
>respectable

Apex kek
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>>72086448
> You should really wash your penis bro.
I learnt this lesson the hard way fucking surprise inspections I got kicked out of the theatre and my falcon was bitching the whole way home.
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>>72086415
> :))))))))))))))))))))
how to know someone is platinum mad
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>>72088638
my hedgehog was so loud one day that the mouse inspector came and confiscated him from me

i was like, "What the fuck Broseph? That's my pet Cheetah the hedgehod right there, put him down! Who do you think you are?"

The guy just stared at me like I was crazy, this fuck had the nerve to look at ME like I'm crazy when he's mistaking my movie hedgehog with a movie rat? Heh. Fuckwit.

I rang the Association and they dealt with him PRONTO. Sally was returned to me and last I heard that guy was working the ice cream machine when the popcorn and porridge machine was broken.

Fascist fucks.
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>>72088127
She is Ukrainian so she must embrace normal dicks.
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>>72086872

I've seen pictures of well done female circumcisions. They look really nice, like a ten-year old pussy, none of that beef curtain filth. Female circumcision should be the most common on aesthetic grounds alone.
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>>72089677
holy shit you're fucking retarded
female circumcision means clipping off the clitoris
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>>72087990
>implying there was any serious concept of medicine back then
You're giving superstitious goat herders too much credit.
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>>72089746
There's different forms. Not that slicing away the labia is much better.
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>Okay to bodyshame men and get away with it in shitty feminist womyn power movie

>not okay to bodyshame women and you will get lynched and accused of sexism for doing so
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>>72091582
the funniest part is women can't even tell that you're uncircumcised when erect
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>>72087896
Too bad you will never have an actual orgasm.
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>>72085539
D R O P P E D
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>>72088335
>doesn't understand that when you're from another country and in another country, you are a representative of your home country
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>>72086554
> everyone is caught up on circumcision instead of the real issue here

This movie is pure degeneracy. Single moms should be shot.
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>uncut fags don't realize the sensitivity doesn't matter much as people who got adult circumsized dont report a massive difference
>uncut fags think being more sensitive is great even though they finish in 5 minutes
>Im a cutfag that can cum from rubbing my frenulum
wew
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>>72088260
lmfaoooooooo faggot
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>>72092895
>have an irreversible body mutilation done before you can object
>"it's ok I dont feel any different :^)"
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>>72093198
>have people who have actually seen both sides of the coin as its done to them on as an adult
>still shitposts how he's Superior
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>>72085539
how many of my fellow bros here were mutilated at birth and will never know what its like to have a penis that nature meant us to have?
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>When you've been a cutfag from birth but are in no way jewish and your family has never explained it to you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq_gmiJtJLA
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>>72085969
It was started in WW2 "for health reasons" so Jewish POWs wouldn't get singled out by the Nazis. It was perpetuated after the war because the major research hospitals on the east coast are all Jewish.

My dad is a doctor and still got harangued by his coworkers for not circumcising my oldest brother. My parents wound up taking him home early because they were afraid someone at the hospital would circumcise him without their permission (1974).
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>>72091642
>TFW partial phimosis.

I didn't even realize that skin was supposed to peel back until my mid 20s.
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>>72085539
wtf it's wrong with the lighting in that trailer?
it looks like a 90's movie
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>>72088432

>Watches red band trailer
>Wooooo, women are drinking and partying, lol!!!

Why is partying considered funny?
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>>72087550
>having your mutilated penis sucked on by a jew is normal
what did he mean by this?
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>>72085539
>>Run out of the room screaming. It's like finding a gun on the street, just scream and get out of there!

This is how liberals react to weapons, top fucking kek, no wonder they can't function in real life.
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>>72086001
>sexuality
Maybe
>violence
Nigga what
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>>72085539
>pro-baby genital mutilation

I had my dick circumcised and my nutsack trimmed when I was an infant. I can barely feel a damn thing during sex because there's only scar tissue. My doctor says my sperm count is ultra low because my balls can't lower in order to keep their temperature down. The only way I can have children is via artificial insemination if the sperm are strong enough to survive it that is.

Be careful what you do to your kids.
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>>72096764
>nutsack trimmed

What the fuck is that dude?
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>>72096902
They remove extra skin from your scrotum. It makes your testicles hug your body instead of allowing them to lower to keep them cool.

Imagine grabbing your nutsack on the bottom and pushing your balls up then cutting off all the nutsack that is in your hand and sewing it closed.
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>>72085539
>tfw living in a country not brainwashed by jews and terrorized by blacks and muslims
feels so fucking good man
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>>72085730
Maybe the joke is that they are so out of the game and unexperienced that they are scared of an uncut dick.

The movie is about good moms trying to be bad moms right?

I have a smelly antisemitic cheese smegma dick and that joke didn't offend me.
Its not like I couldn't get the OP if I wanted to.
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>>72097048
WHY DUDE?

What possible motive could your doctor have to do that? Jesus, that's fucked up
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>>72096947
>deleting posts
>on my /tv/

Nice try mods
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>>72097222
What is the motive for circumcision or any other non-medical body modification in the first place?

Because the doctors told them to do it.
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>>72097264
Yeah, but what motive does the doctor have?
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Someone redpill me on this video.
This can't be true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
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>>72085539

SEE, THIS IS A GOOD HONEST MOVIE

I SEE THIS POSTER AND KNOW IMMEDIATELY I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

LIKE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS, OR DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA SISTERHOOD

MOVIES I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WATCHING

UNLIKE GHOSTBUSTERS THAT CYNICAL PIECE OF MANIPULATIVE SHIT RUINING A CLASSIC EXISTING FRANCHISE
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>>72097222
>>72097307
http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%20Scrotal%20Surgery/scrotum_reduction.htm

http://exploreplasticsurgery.com/20100/

Money of course.
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>>72097393
>I SEE THIS POSTER

Yeah, what a shitty poster
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>>72088480
>doctor
>she
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>>72092266
>Ukraine

I thought she said she was Russian?
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>>72085730
>driving a muscle car makes you a "badass"

fuckin jew lol i swear
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>>72085761

that certainly proves that jews don't run the industry, and a heeb writer didn't put that in the script
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>>72094017
Being unable to retract is still pretty normal bud. Retraction is achieved at different rates and some people just don't at all.
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>>72097377
Let me drop this heavy pill on you buddy. I spent a good 3 years studying this because my dick got JEWED at birth. What do you want to know?
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>>72097377
well it is college humor, but it rings true.
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>>72098209
Is it really worse?
I thought about getting a circumcision in case any women might think my junk looks weird.
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>>72097377
true desu. this is why you were mutilated.
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>>72098239
not him, but there is literally no point to it, and if a chick doesn't like it find another one
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>>72098310
This might come as a surprise to you but unlike all the other 4chan posters I am not a ladykiller.
I don't have enough regular intercourse to risk losing one because she thinks my dick looks weird.
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>tfw american
>tfw would never cut my kid if i had one

You jews won't get my children.
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>>72098345
barring some form of mutilation or personality problems. I am sure you can find some one else to hop on your dick
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>>72085539
i think this whole cut/uncut thing is really fucking wierd.
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>Kikes
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>>72085539
relevant
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>>72085539

>That cast

Idk when Mila Kunis became a MILF, but i'm ok with it
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>>72085876

You do know most circumcisions aren't done in a jewish ceremony, right? Its a super quick thing they do at the hospital
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>>72098446
i agree, even when seinfeld had a decent joke about it I felt like it was a bit weird to even bring up. especially since it's something most parents decide for their babies
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>>72087773
>Why scream at the gun at all? It can't do any harm just laying there. running away and leaving it could do harm.
It's liberals, what'd you expect?
>an uncut dick laying in the street would be a much bigger risk, just from the emitted smell
>haha us cut guys don't have to shower!
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>>72088073
The one in the middle has long black hair.
There is only one woman in the headshots that has long black hair.
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>>72088099
>What if I get a woman who's weight starts with 2
>>Drink till it doesn't matter, regret it in the morning
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who is the target audience for this? also i'm uncut and i've never had any woman say anything, if your not rocking some straight baby dick most women don't care about your dick's look/shape.
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>>72086415
>Easier to clean

wat
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>200+ comment thread about circumcision

why are wormies so fucking insecure?
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>>72098698
Still unnecessary. Most plastic surgery is done in a legitimate establishment too, and it's all bad
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Goddammit, it's all just so tiring.

Remember when you wanted to hold girls' hands and cuddle them in the winter to warm them?
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>>72097464
Are you retarded? I hope this is bait, medicine is one of the only stem fields with a high ratio of women to men. The differences only come with certain specialties.
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>>72097824
same thing
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>>72087896
>my mutilated dick is the one considered normal
goood
goooooood
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>>72099671
But they don't just mutilate goyim dicks. they mutilate their own too.

If Muslims and Jews agree on something it is probably not a bad idea.
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>>72099718
>If Muslims and Jews agree on something it is probably not a bad idea
these fuckers don't even eat pigs, think i'm going to listen to these sandy buttholes?
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>>72099718
>If Muslims and Jews agree on something it is probably not a bad idea.
wrong
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>>72099718
>If Muslims and Jews agree on something it is probably not a bad idea.
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>>72099718
You mean like, kill whitey?
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>Hollywood predominately packed with Jews.
>Jewish screenwriters.
>Attack uncircumcised penises.
>Attack stay at home/MARRIED mothers.
>Celebrate multiculti.
>Celebrate destruction of patriarchy.

And the funniest thing is they all think normies don't know this already.
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>>72086415
meh most of the "medical hype" behind circumcision comes from "le men are less likely to be infected by STD like HIV if they are circumcised." I never really got that argument though because shouldn't people be wearing condoms like all the time when having casual sex?
Anyway, I agree it's also because of Christianity.
>>72087896
I never understand this. Women's vaginas get rancid as fish if they don't rinse it out (with water) too,yet we only come down on men with this problem. It doesn't make sense.
Anyway it sucks because I'm always shot down as a terrible mom by women and my mom if I say I might consider not circumcising my future sons for all the reasons I mentioned.
I mean sure there are good reasons for circumcising but there are also good reasons for not too so why all the shaming?
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>Cutfags this buttblasted ITT

the constant need to defend your cocks is pathetic. Your families fucked up. It's OK. It's not your fault.
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>>72100128

The hygeine/STD thing is a dumb argument designed for people who live in the jungle or something.

People can prevent a lot of these STDs by bathing regularly.

It's like amputating your toe to prevent an ingrown nail.
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>>72100128
To be fair the hygiene argument probably made sense during jesus times.
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>>72097048
Is that why nutsacks always look like a weird monoball thing in porn?
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>>72086732
Its ogre, jewdicks btfo 4eve kekeke
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>>72100303
>implying this stupid trailer didn't trigger you faggots hard
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>>72086415
> its an almost procedure impossible as an adult
bullshit i was circumcised at age 16 and everything went fine
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>>72085539
Can't wait for Bad Dads.
>what if I get a girl who only has one breast?
>run out of the room screaming!

It's super funny when it's at a man's expense, but you know that women would be OUTRAGED if they made a movie about dads.
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>Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell are now playing mom characters

Getting old sucks
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>>72085837
Jada Pinkett is a reptilian alien, silly.
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>>72101278
Mila Kunis has had quite a fall from grace, she's promoting shitty bourbon in addition to doing this POS
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A reminder that the unemployed single mom market is probably the single best market for your to fire your products at.

If you are in the film industry and aren't aiming for these passive, barely active human beings you are dumb as shit and love wasting money.

They are not discerning consumers (where as obnoxious millennials research everything) and need anything to distract them from their shit lives.
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I'm getting deja view
I've seen this exact thread before with the same comments wtf?
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>>72101330
Its a woman, they were never high enough to fall to begin with.
>>72101278
>comparing his life to a woman's
Men and women are not equivalents
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>>72101278
Kristen Bell is aging like shit for a 35 year old. Don't know what happened with Mila Kunis though. She's been irrelevant as fuck for some reason.
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>>72101351
Your brain farted. thanks for sharing.
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>>72101332
thanks. I come here for the low key marketing insight and psychographical analysis, tbqh
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>>72086825
ikr
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>cutfags will never experience how sensitive the tip of the penis can be
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>>72101435
I always know that the pedos get upset for women not looking like 16 year old girls
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>>72101435
>aging like shit
She's not aging at a rate out of the norm.
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>>72101525
>le pedo xDDD

Kill yourself cuck if you actually think she looks anywhere near as good as she did a few years back.
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>>72101435
Well yeah, she's white. White women age like milk in the sun.
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