When did you realize Ramsay was a hack fraud?
Burgerstanis will defend this pizza
Looks like a burst intestine with fat and shit coming out
>>72081728
Adulthood is when you realize pizza is trash and you have nice steak instead.
Americans truly are a disgusting people
nobody over the age of 25 eats pizza unless they are an alcoholic or at a child's birthday party
>there will never be heart warming moments like this on Kitchen Nightmares ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDBPBqJqyhE
>amerifats itt in denial
I'm already getting a bypass by just looking at this disgrace of a pizza. It's not hard to go buy a good one, why waste money on this greasy shit.
I wouldn't order that shit, but if i was drunk I'd eat it. All of it. And i'd enjoy it.
>Would you like some more grease with your pizza?
Someone link the episode
restaurants are funny because so many people fail at it.
>start with quality ingredients
>thinking you can save money and increase bottom line by moving to slightly less-quality ingredients
>people notice and come less often
>revenue falls
>move to even shittier ingredients to stay afloat
>revenue continues to fall because the food is shit
basically once you sacrifice quality to increase money, both start to suffer.
isnt there a business term that describes that downward death spiral?
>>72081887
>would you like some more pizza with your grease?
>>72081728
>>72081919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
>>72081919
Kitchen Nightmares USA S07E02 "Pantaleone's"
https://youtu.be/Il3wdMB77hc?t=13m58s
>>72081924
If you can't make good food from shit ingredients, you have no business opening a restaurant or being a chef.
>>72081823
im 28 and eating pizza right now
>>72081823
How many fedoras do you own?
>>72081944
jesus fuck the show is near impossible to watch becaues the fucking soundtrack.
why WHY do American TV shows have to flood the fucking show with music to dictate to you what emotion you need to feel?
are amerifats that fucking retarded they need a soundtrack to tell them what to feel?
>>72081928
>ARE
>YOU
>SERIOUS
>THIS GREASE IS COVERED IN PIZZA
>>72081823
>rejecting what I arbitrarily define as childish makes me an adult
this is trolling, right? no one is simultaneously this autistic and functional, right?
>>72081986
>are amerifats that fucking retarded they need a soundtrack to tell them what to feel?
yep
>>72081959
>im 28 and eating pizza right now
That doesn't mean you aren't an alcoholic (Chuck e Cheese doesnt open for another 3 hours)
>>72081972
>How many fedoras do you own?
I'll tell you but only if you let us know how many bad alcohol related decisions you made over the last 7 days
>>72081986
Yes, the people who watch daytime reality television are retarded.
>>72081986
>why WHY do American TV shows have to flood the fucking show with music to dictate to you what emotion you need to feel?
Because most people just kind of half-watch reality TV. have it in the background and whatnot.
They are not actually deeply emotionally invested in whether the restaurant fixes their doughy pizza or whatever like a sperg watching it on netflix or torrent or whatever
>>72081799
Adulthood is when you don't give a rat's ass about what others eat and simply eat the shit you enjoy eating the most.
I bet you look like a real fine gentlemen whenever you eat that nice raw steak of yours with 'chup.
>>72081986
Uh, I watched the British show and it still had this stupid "Uh oh" music when people were being incompetent.
The worst part is that this shit isn't even good music. They make this generic music for the purpose of telling you what to feel instead of just composing something legitimately great where YOU get to decide what to feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5daGZ96QGU
>>72082004
>this is trolling, right? no one is simultaneously this autistic and functional, right?
you eat funfetti cake too I bet
After seeing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTOfhQ_SZEg
He's not a hack. He seems like a hard worker trying to milk as much money as he can from being a TV personality. As far as his actual chef skills, that's kinda irrelevant at this point.
>>72082040
Did you seriously just post "2 bar melody repeated endlessly" as an example of "legitimately great" music?
>>72082048
is james may Gay or merely british?
>>72081944
So... I'm not sure how old this episode is but the video is from 2014. Why is this only JUST becoming a /tv/ meme?
if the pizza is so great why is the business truggling so much they have to call from help from fucking ramsay
>>72082069
No, I posted music where you were in control of the emotion you felt about it. You are a free man, unlike when you watch American television.
I want to FUCK that pizza.
>>72081972
This is almost a clever turnaround. Usually people with fedoras are the ones that eat pizza en masse - you knew this and attempted to beat him to the punch with a fedora insult. I'd applaud if I were American.
>>72081944
unwatchable, the cuts are too fucking fast. Can't even concentrate on anything for a split of a second. What a mess.
>>72082039
Don't be silly, my granny cooks 4 square meals a day for me.
>>72081728
I'm italian and I work in a pizza shop. That fucking thing looks like a bunch of intestines full of shit outside a body.
How the fuck do you americans eat that thing?
>>72082080
In the UK version, there were restaurants with decent food but shitty marketing and poor leadership. In the US version they always just blame the food, and everything else is secondary.
>>72082093
Kys undertalefag
>>72082160
And now you are no longer in control. You have fallen into the meme zone, where you are doomed to live life as a parrot.
>>72081937
>Pizza covered in cheese and meat
>'Look at the grease'
No fucking shit Gordon.
>>72082075
because everyone is falling all over themselves to be the one to force the next baneposting, now that baneposting is dead.
>>72081944
>>72082120
Agreed, what the fuck
>>72081944
*fly literally lands on the pizza*
Do you think that was edited in by the show staff? That's fucked up.
>>72082171
And now you are no longer in control. You have fallen into the meme zone, where you are doomed to live life as a parrot.
>>72082136
well, it is from a show called "kitchen nightmares." The implication being people don't actually eat it.
>>72081728
Why is the pizza so absurdly large? The dough looks like 5cm/2 inches high or something.
Too much crust. Even for Stromboli, that'd be too much bread..
>>72082181
Hm. It does figure that it's one or two people at most who keep posting threads about it. Kind of silly, why meme about Ramsay on /tv/ instead of, say, /ck/?
Still, Baneposting died because the mods started straight up banning for it. Another successful meme will only lead to more bans.
>>72081937
>thats out thin crust
>STOP
>*giggles*
dude could have any girl.
>>72081937
the crust should be cooked but i would crush that
give me a lil dish of blue cheese and ranch mixed together for dipping and a extra large root beer and im crushing that
id crush that pizza so hard
ramsay's a hack, just an expert at making food for birds and mice. weak skills in the kitchen.
How many fucking times does this same pizza image get spammed in /tv/ every day?
Fuck off
>>72082212
Because the fucker doesn't know how to cook. The point of the show is Ramsay finds incompetent American restaurants and teaches them to fix their shit.
>>72082225
Also, I bet the cheese, meats were frozen & the sauce is pre made days before.
The pizza does look good, HOWEVER
if the dough really was raw/uncooked, it was not a good pizza
>>72082237
>just an expert at making food for birds and mice. weak skills in the kitchen.
I fucking hate you cheap fuckers, you're in every fucking comments section about any gastronomy video ever.
>>72082273
>The pizza does look good
no it really really doesn't
>>72082254
I'd also take a stab that Gordan uses the term bland a lot in that episode.
>>72081728
Looks like Ramsey's face, that's why he was taken aback.
He thought it was a mirror.
i only eat the best italian pizza, from brick ovens
its impossible to nit have some grease so i blotch it if i feel like it. tell me this doesnt look good. i usually get pepperoni and put crushed red peppers or jalapenos on it
>>72081728
How do you even make a raw pizza? Did they just nuke it in the microwave? I mean, pizza takes less than fives minutes to bake in a wooden oven.
>>72081942
>tfw no more f word
that shit was pretty high tier.
>I ain't no bitch
https://youtu.be/d8EtoWMGAtg
>>72082310
In all honesty, Greek pizza is better in my experience.
>>72082317
Make it so absurdly large and thick that the outer edges get burned while the inside remains cold.
Every time somebody posts this it just reminds me how much Amerifats have awful taste in food
That pizza looks very terrible
>sausage pizza
>meatballs on top
anyway
>sauce
>cheese
>one other topping
>good pizza
>>72082327
i only know one joint thats greek and its my second go to its good
>>72081944
>the girl is too beta to tell the cook that the DOUGH IS FUCKING RAW
The fuck?
>>72082330
You know ovens heat from the top and bottom, not from the side? That's only microwaves, ameribro.
>>72082228
Not really, people are not being banned for memes. See the Imagine being Arnold Schwarznegger.
Bane posting is just kinder garden tier funny and being posted so many times it's fucking annoying. Anyone who is 18 and older can not enjoy this shit with a functioning brain.
>>72082358
>>72082327
the pic related is actually from the old pizzeria in my town Salernos. its my number 1, the sauce is what makes it
>>72082228
/ck/ is a slow board with exponentially less autism that requires at least a modicum of personal knowledge of said interest to really participate.
>>72082393
>/ck/
>less autism
>>72082376
Ovens heat through convection and radiation, which affects the surface of the food before the inside. The outside of the pizza gets heated up before the inside. If the pizza is too thick then the outside will get too hot and burn before the inside reaches cooking temperature.
>>72082329
being funny is more important than being physically perfect.
>food looks bad when you mangle it with a fork
HOLY SHIT
that's a pizza in italy, stop posting gross american shit
>>72082419
>onions
My nigga
>>72082327
There's a 3rd gen Greek owned place near me.
Regular pies are run of the mill, but the Sicilian and sandwiches are fucking incredible.
>>72082177
It shows that poor quality ingredients was used
>>72082419
are those fucking fries
>>72082445
yep, friend wanted to try it
>>72082287
it doesn't look bad either, it looks tasty
>>72082380
I mean that if the meme gets spammed enough people will get banned for it. Baneposting earns you five day banes now.
>>72082376
When the crust is too thick and there is too much cheese and sauce, the crust rises from the outside in, then as the grease separates from the cheese, the uneven crust causes all the liquid to pool in the center.
Dude knows shit about making pizza.
If your pizza has so much cheese on it that you cannot see any red at all just throw it out.
>>72082347
kill me pete
im begging you
>>72082436
>Greek pizza
Had this really great place growing up. The pan pizza crust was golden delicious. Amazing steak & cheese grinders as well.
>>72082405
That guy is more functional than any of the memesters on /tv/.
>>72082093
Music where you "choose how you feel about it" fails at being music.
>>72082463
no i looks like it will taste of nothing but cheese and un-cooked dough.
>>72082073
yes
>>72082367
cook has clearly heard it all before and says "fuck off."
WOW, UNBELIEVABLE
>>72082419
>>72082468
>europoors are so poor that they cant even afford to fully cover a pizza's surface with cheese
>>72082137
Not really, there's plenty of time they blame bad management. When that Jamaican doctor lady was having trouble with her restaurant she blamed it on her son not wanting to work, but that was mostly because he didn't want to be micromanaged on the job the whole time, so Gordon told her to stop.
>>72081728
Is this the famous 'go 'za I've heard so much about?
>>72082494
That is true. HOWEVER, no music at all makes it comfier 8/10 times, just look at the british gordon shows, they're super comfy.
>>72082494
It only fails at it if you feel nothing about it.
Show me what you think is a good example of music and I'll tell you why it's good.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10744632/r
it's over
>>72082073
both
Fucking disgusting desu. Why was ANYTHING "chicago style", including Chicago itself allowed to exist? Whole city and everything about it is just a shit show.
>>72082513
What is the fucking excuse for selling uncooked food. This isn't a sushi restaurant, it's a PIZZA JOINT.
>>72082526
You really think that was the real reason? Not just one they doctored up for the viewers?
>>72082093
What a faggot you are
>>72082540
They've got good Polish food
>>72082137
Because, from my experience, working in the kitchen is seen as barely a step above working in McDonald's and shit. It requires literally no qualifications and no one upholds any standards. I'm talking like your average cook and kitchen staff, not actual legit chefs and respectable restaurants. Fact that cook and chef is used interchangeably pretty much tells you the state of the industry over here.
>>72082526
Yeah they do blame management a lot as well but the food is constantly blamed as the main source of failing on the show. I've literally seen one episode where he complimented a dessert in the US.
>>72082181
>baneposting
>dead
>>72082531
youtube.com/watch?v=_w8SY_9yO8k
>>72081728
Man and I thought my pizza looked bad (tasted delicious though)
>>72082574
Yeah, well, at least being homosexual gets me laid, unlike you. You'll never know what it feels like to be fucked in the ass, and I pity you for that.
>>72081728
Looking alright doesn't mean tasting alright. Hell, you can have an ugly dinner and still have it taste great
but that thing is waaaay too greasy. I doubt it's even done all the way through, that's beyond even chicago levels of crust and chicago pizza even gets extra help from the pan they cook it in.
>>72082623
>pineapple
>olives
What did he mean by this?
>>72082623
the fuck
>>72082581
Almost everyone I know who's done back of house work started as a dishwasher. It's basically an apprenticeship, except the people teaching you don't have to follow any kinds of standards beyond what keeps a health board from shutting the place down.
It can be a really good way to learn, but too much has to just wind up going right for it to be a good system.
>>72081799
>steak culture
It's a literally just slice of meat you pretentious cunts
>>72082623
Looks like a skin graft over an IED wound.
>>72082640
That's not a pineapple that's a deviled egg, see the paprika on it?
>>72082623
WTF? Is that bananas and peanuts on that disgusting thing?
>>72082623
let me guess, swedish?
>>72082670
Looks like a banana.
>>72082623
>peanuts
>bananas
>pineapple
>not sure if mushrooms or mystery meat
>gun in my mouth
>>72082522
that's because we use real cheese, not your grandpa's sweat disguised as """""american cheese""""
>hero
>not gyro
What the FUCK?
>>72082522
because the cheese is under the onions dumb fuck
>>72081799
>>72081823
30 year old professional chef and I eat pizza at least once a week.
>>72082540
Same reason you were 'allowed' to exist.
>>72082770
Yet he does?!???
>>72082741
You can either have it misspelled and correctly pronounced, or spelled correctly and mispronounced.
Or you can be Greek.
First two options seem more palatable.
>>72082770
t. butthurt bears fan
Who the fuck likes thick crust? If you want a big slice of bread with salami and tomato sauce get a sub
Thin crust or bust
>>72081799
Adulthood is when you realise steak is 'babby's first grown-up food' and a nicely cooked piece of beef is nothing to get excited about.
What's your favorite pizza /tv/?
My favorite is theTexan BBQ with hotdog stuffed crust
>>72082809
I'm completely American and I both spell and pronounce it correctly... I guess I'm one of the few people in this country who isn't a fucking idiot.
>>72082040
but art isnt about you deciding
daily reminder that Gordon Ramsay has a 5 inch cock that's just as dry and wrinkled as his face.
>>72082732
please go enjoy your sweet ketchup and corn pizza you cucked to death europoor
>>72082237
>YO YO MAN I'D TOTALLY CRUSH DAT SHIT YO MAN AWWW MAN TOTALLY
Americans everyone
>>72082886
Ribbed for her pleasure
>>72082868
That is literally the entire point of art. I'm guessing you dropped out of high school.
>>72082013
Go away reddit.
>>72081799
>yes, I enjoy a nice steak from time to time. Grow up you children
>>72081944
>G-Ram drops straight up fact bombs on the man
>"I disagree. I disagree. I disagree."
YOU DON'T GET TO DISAGREE WITH OBJECTIVE TRUTHS DIPSHIT
peak-tier pizza is:
half quatro fromagi,
half prosciutto di parma
prove me wrong
>>72082956
damn nigga that's a good pizza.
>>72082463
It looks like shit
>>72082956
>half quatro fromagi
which 2 of the 4 cheeses?
>>72081823
LOOOOL
are you 18 and pretending to be an adult or something.
>>72081937
That's disgusting, wtf senpai
>>72082956
Meh proscuitto is wasted on a pie t bh just do genoa if you want to be a pretentious cunt with your peeza
>>72081728
Aside from the pool of grease, which isn't really a deal breaker to me, this looks yummy.
I agree with Gordo that the dough should be cooked a little better but I like slightly crispy edges, that's just my preference.
That guy has forgotten what real, hearty food is as he lives in his ivory tower with Fillet Mignon being served to him day and night.
>start with slightly less-quality ingredients
>use them past their expiration date
>not just a few days past the expiration date but more than weeks, sometimes even a month
>people complain about the bad food
>buy frozen food because it lasts longer
>microwave everything
>people still complain
>>72081986
I want them to stop using the fucking screen door creaking sound effect so goddamn much.
>OMG! Something gross happened *SCREEEEEEEEE*
>>72082040
>posting the undershit soundtrack on 4chan
You should be automatically banned for doing this.
Just to remind you all.
THE BIG GUY NEVER DIES!
>>72082048
LOL this was great.
THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL REMINDER
>Gordon "Spicy Sausage" Ramsay was officially cautioned by London Metro PD after exposing himself in a Tube bathroom
>>72081949
i think you mean "good food from inexpensive ingredients"
>>72083155
I'd like to point out that you can in fact be banned for saying you reported someone, as you just did.
>>72081937
I think I ate a pizza like that once off of a black hooker's body.
>>72081728
apologize
>>72083137
Dude. The cook literally served ingredients out of a can.
I have a question for those of you who get worked up about other people's preferences regarding food.
Why? Why do you care whether a person prefers American pizza or Italian pizza? Why do you care whether a person prefers their steaks rare or well-done?
Are you just passionate about the aesthetics of food? Is it ethno-national pride? Or is it some kind of advanced trolling that stretches back into the distant annals of history?
>>72082324
wtf
>>72083231
Dude, most of my daily food comes out of a can, I have no issue with that.
>>72082324
maximum kek
>>72083205
And I would like to point out that you need to get your eyes checked and go back to school because I didn't. At all.
>>72081986
>its a yurocuck is obsessed and thinks about Americans all the time episode
love this shit.
>>72082629
>You'll never know what it feels like to be fucked in the ass, and I pity you for that.
kek what a literal cuck
>>72082732
ahh yes the village goat
we have stores in our cities with food we can buy, but im sure your village goat puts out some great cheese too.
>>72083235
yuropoors constantly post about Americans but Americans dont give a shit about yuropoors
its all kind of adorable.
pizza in brazil
>>72083460
That's not a real pizza, they're just using the dough as a plate.
>>72082324
Got curious about the guy and stumbled upon this
http://hellskitchen.wikia.com/wiki/Joseph_Tinnelly/November_2013_article
I guess they don't their mods aren't that active
>>72083426
You may laugh, but fresh goat cheese is godly.
>>72082623
WHAT KINDA SELF RESPECTING PIZZA JOINT EVEN HAS BANANAS OR PEANUTS TO PUT ON A PIZZA
THIS SHIT IS AN AFFRONT TO PIZZA EVERYWHERE
ate this pizza in the Helsinki airport, surprisingly good for an airport.
>>72082629
>likes undertale
>is a faggot
Yeah it fits
>>72083522
Why would you lie to people like that. Goat cheese tastes like soap with a hint of old shoe insoles.
>>72083429
Looks like the sorry excuse for food I have to make myself the day before payday.
I miss kitchen nightmares. My favorite episode was the Aussie with the extremely shitty burger place who spent his shitty son's entire inheritance on the place and trying to get his terrible biography off the ground.
>>72083426
>with food we can buy,
Your processed HFCS products would not even pass as food in Europe.
shouldn't this be on /ck/
>>72084005
good 'go 'za has always been a part of /tv/ culture
>>72084045
ITS NOT EVEN GO ZA
ITS COLORADO ZA TRYING TO BE NEW YORK ZA AND FAILING HORRIBLY
>THATS YOUR THIN CRUST?
TOP RAW
>>72081799
steak is meat fedora
>>72082376
Lmao obsessed yurocucks btfo
>>72082237
Your low standards for food say nothing about the quality. It's a cheap, greasy, mediocre pizza. It's passable if that's what you're going for but don't pretend it deserves any praise whatsoever.
