Woah, Jonah looks like THAT?
Why does he love subway so much
>>72055036
Because he buys 9-year-old prostitutes
>>72055036
why dont you? its fresh
>>72054985
He looks wrong slim.
>>72054985
he has really thin hair
He still has a big fucking head.
>>72054985
he looks upset and like he wants to eat a bunch of donuts. :(
It's really bad to jump back and forth from skinny to fat.
He's probably going to have a heart attack soon.
>>72054985
>2013
That lasted all of 6 months, if that. He's bigger than ever now.
>>72054985
>get thin
>end up still having a fat face
skinnyfat is like the worst condition you can be in, ok not the worse as in health risk wise, but being a shapeless sloppy mess is pretty horrible.
Skinny people who are really skinny know what they are and are comfortable, same goes for properly fat people, but when you're skinnyfat you're in a chaotic limbo after every meal, and usually very weak
>>72055160
you don't?
>>72055331
it's because some people are naturally predisposed to being hungry skeletons who can't eat to save their lifes and some are just predisposed to being fatfucks, partially genetic but mostly environment. when you're trying to change your body in a dramatic way you're trying to recondition your entire being. it's not easy.
SUBWAYS EVERYWHERE HATE HIM
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eating at subway finally paid off
>>72055875
Losing weight is easy af, just exercise more than you eat simple math
>>72056060
how many exercies for 1 foods?
>>72056060
ofc it's technically easy. people get discouraged since results are slow and in cases like jonah they've already damaged their body to a certain extent, excess skin, etc. it's easy to fall back in to the same negative patterns as an obese person.
He fell for the gym meme.
War Dogs looks fun
>>72054985
How could you went that to this
>>72054985
>Be skinny
>Still hava a fat-face
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>72054985
ugh. I hate people who wear leather jackets when they aren't the bad ass type. It's like, dude your a fucking poser. Unless you've ever hit someone or got hit with a beer bottle, fucked a hooker, had to pull out a pocket knife in a fight before, and slept on a park bench before, do not try to wear a fucking leather jacket please.
>>72054985
>hfw he discovers the subway in the airport
>>72054985
he looks like a scared puppy
give him his fat back to portect him
>>72058414
>this is a 10 in america
>>72058618
Holy shit, you're such a fucking faggot.
someone got Jonah Hill with Katy Perry? I can never tell if it's a shop
>>72058618
>fucking a hooker is badass
>>72059971
It's part of being a man, not so much a badass. A badass would fuck her but not pay.
>>72058791
where is that pasta where it's like 10 subway sandwiches get delivered to his room every night but non come out?
>>72058494
More like a baby face, some people make it work.
>>72055253
TOP KEK!
>>72060129
I don't think I've ever seen a comment on 4chan that screams "Underage" as much as yours.
>>72058414
fat cunt
>>72054985
Imagine all the sagging skin
>>72060129
fucking a stripper is badass. fucking a hooker unless someone else payed for it is just mildly risky and pathetic.
>>72060129
hahaha that's cute, anon.
>>72060358
>>72060400
samefag
>>72055253
HEHEHE
>>72060665
nice shop lad
>>72060380
fag
just a reminder if any of you actually try the new rotisserie style chicken or carved turkey sandwiches at subway i'd be surprised if i didnt see you rocking two baggies on the way out, i am just sayin'
>>72060744
nah I paid for an escort it definitely didnt feel badass to give someone 200 dollars to stick my dick in her
>>72056256
two exercise
he clearly stated you need more than you eat
>>72054985
the marlon brando of our generation?
>>72054985
Imagine being a Gawker intern and having to be all like "damn, Jonah Hill, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific deflated monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my twitter handle and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another diversity hire in the server room. Like seriously imagine having to be Gawker intern and not only tap that iphone while Jonah Hill flaunts his deflated body in front of you, the favorable clothing barely concealing his smokestack shape and leathery skin, and just sit there, snap after snap, hour after hour, while he perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in beanbag room tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JONAH HILL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to linger there and watch his wobbly fucking suet face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Bloods and Crips and later alleged refugees for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Francisco. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out between his stretchmarks as he shifts his ribcage it in to flap suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "subwayesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the editor calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the office security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Gawker intern. You're not going to lose your future tweetdeck career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>72054985
this pic is from march this year
he looks okay
Why are you still fat, anon? Just lose your weight already so you can get all the pussy
>>72061085
>>72054985
who the fuck dresses this guy
>>72061111
no homo, but josh is a good looking guy skinny. wow.
>>72061161
some Jew tailor from Scarsdale NY
>>72061111
>>72061214
Wow he's actually pretty hot now
>No Homo
>>72058618
Have you ever tanned a cow's hide and made it into workable leather?
UGH I HATE YOU
>>72056060
>Losing weight is easy af
Losing weight is easy. Keeping it off has been shown, repeatedly, to be extremely difficult. Almost everyone who loses large amounts of weight regains it.
>>72059955
>>72061332
It really depends on how slow you lose your weight. If you lose it gradually by PERMANENTLY changing your diet and exercising you will maintain it just fine, if you just do it to lose weight quickly only to return to your normal life style afterwards, you WILL gain it all back, and that's what most people do. Same for gaining muscle. See: movie stars.
>>72058618
Are you stuck in a 1950s greaser alternate reality?
>>72061161
His mommy
>>72061496
Tunnel Sneks 4 life
>>72061085
not bad
>>72058618
>poser
Dude are you 15 years old?
>>72058414
>How could you went that to this
>>72058791
Why did you shoop out the sub that was in his pocket?
>>72061641
TUNNEL SNEKS RULE
>>72061034
Underrated post
>>72061334
This has got to be fake.
>>72062758
He's turning into the michelin man.
>>72062758
the pain in his eyes is real though
