How am I suppose to watch a movie in this theater with my male friend??
Im not going to snuggle with him like some fag
>>72037445
>Im not going to snuggle with him like some fag
Yes
Yes you will and are
>>72037445
>He doesn't spoon with his best bro in the movie theater.
You're missing out OP, I bet you don't even let your buddies give you celebratory brojobs after a good movie.
Is it normal to find the smell of cum arousing?
>Not wanting to fuck your trap qt friend
fuck off
>not snuggling with your best bro
You don't actually have friends
>>72037525
>tfw no qt trap friend
>>72037563
;_;
>Influenced homosexualism
> movie theater designs
I wonder whos behind this.
>>72037445
what the fuck
>>72037445
what the fuck
those look like something you would just take a nap in
>>72037445
>Amerifat theaters
Jesus, how big are you fuckers?
I feel like sex would happen in there too much
My and my bud and his wife always watch movies together on a couch about that size.
>>72037860
t. Third wheel
>>72037737
ask your mom, she was loving the girth
>>72038147
thats so edgy, it mite just b reddit
Christ, where is this, and is it normal to have theaters like this in big metro areas?
I live in the Charlotte, NC metro area and we don't even have a theater that serves you food, though I hear there is one in Chapel Hill.
>>72037655
>>72037445
Theaters gave gone too gar
>>72038787
say it with me: fluffy
like ugh :/
theaters are clamping down on creeps like you who buck the singles policy by bringing along one of your nerdy friends
if you really wanted to see it with your friend you'd bring your girlfriend and he'd bring his and you'd have a great time seeing a movie that has positive female role models and strong women so they can identify with it too like NORMAL people
IT IS 2016, we run shit now, not traditionally privileged groups, get used to it
>>72037445
i want to snuggle with cute boys and watch some kinographié :3
>>72037445
>going to the movies with dudes
Literally why. You either go to the movies to actually enjoy the movie, in which case you go alone, or you go there to fingerbang your date. These are your 2 options.
>>72037445
those seats look weird. the recessed seat seems to put your feet right on top of the head in front of you?
>>72037521
yes
>seeing movies with other men
The only people who do this are kids and chubbyfat guys with Zelda tshirts
>>72038147
SAVAGE
>>72037737
>his country is too poor to have theater couches
You will never know the levels of comfort and debauchery Americans enjoy.
>>72040733
>two people who hang out and intend to see the same movie shouldnt go togehter
what? me and my bro go to see movies all the time. heck we even have a weekly movie night at home for inbetween theater releases.
people like to experience and then discuss, immediately.
>>72038740
Why would little foot do that?
>>72041255
There's literally nothing gay in this post but it still feels pretty gay to me.
>>72041255
People on /tv/ generally don't have real friends and can't relate
>>72037521
How do you describe that smell?
>>72041341
Shameful
>>72041326
interesting. almost as if you cant stop thinking about gayness no matter how 'not gay' you can objectively see something is.
you should reflect on that as you suck your next cock.
>>72041331
ah that makes sense.
>>72037445
>buy a single seat in this theater for some prime kino
>have to sit in the middle while some chad fucks his date on either side of me
t-thanks
>>72037445
>y-you want to buy a single ticket?
>>72037445
>go to see Neon Demon for the fifth time
>go alone
>have to sit in the couple seats
>theres an odd smell
>oh well at least they look comfy and there's no one else her
>sit down
>SQUELCH
>realize that Chad and Stacy just fucked there and the jannys are too busy cleaning up popcorn to clean the sex juices
>demand refund
>they refuse
>demand to see manager
>my voice is rising
>they call the police
>get tazed because I apparently look like a man with a warrant out for his arrest
>the man was black
>I'm white
>shit myself in public due to tazing
>some dude's falcon rips my pants open
>I run back to my car, poop flying like it's India
>The theater employees call me Shitstream McGee and laugh at me behind my back
>>72041341
like mouldy whipped cream
>>72037445
theyre not loveseats, they are the new standard seats in america
>>72038974
>IT IS 2016, we run shit now, not traditionally privileged groups, get used to it
Would that make the feminists privileged, then?
>>72041761
>the average undecided voter
>>72040795
>i have no friends
>>72042183
>the average drumpf poster
>They can't even clean sticky soda and popcorn off the floor.
>This place expects them to literally clean a bed.
Enjoy your bed bugs and cum stains.
>>72037445
imagine how dirty that is
literally sleeping in a public bed
>>72042704
Those look like the seat and pillow are removable - in an ideal world they're changing them after every movie.
In a real world, maybe bring a towel or blanket to sit on, and throw it out after the movie.
>>72043219
Why go through all that shit when you can just torent it and watch it at home without anxiety?
>>72037791
>Americans
>Sex
Literally scared of it, senpai.
>>72040914
>I won't be shot up while watching a movie
It's a very abstract sort of feel.
>intentionally going to places where you have to hold in your farts and refrain from touching yourself freely
